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66.FIONANo, it's not!DEBBIE(bare-faced lie)I never said it was. I said Iwished it was!STEVEAh, right! She 'wished it was!'.Sorry, Debs, totally misheard that.Perforated eardrum on the right.Fiona’s loving all this, but --FIONAYou've got 15 minutes beforeschool, tops. Ian, Lip, your turnto do the dishes soon as you’redone. Debbie, Carl, you need totake the trash out.So, fine then. The most hectic part of Fiona's day's beenrendered manageable by Steve's apparently effortless<strong>co</strong>ntribution. Steve goes to sit down to eat, but his chair'sobstructed.ANGLE - Frank flat out on the floor from the night before.People walking round him all morning, like a carpet tumor.Steve without making a fuss, delicately crosses Frank's legsto make him look like a sunbather. As Steve finally tucks inhis own chair and starts to eat, the family happily digginginto the breakfast feast, talking, yelling, laughing as we --FADE OUT.THE END

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