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My Favourite Who:<br />
Disc Jockeys<br />
This month, some of the cream of the<br />
BBC's disc jockeys have k<strong>in</strong>dly given<br />
up some of their valuable spare time<br />
to talk to us. Here, Alan "Fluff"<br />
Freeman, Simon Bates, Nicholas<br />
Andrew Argylle Campbell and Bruno<br />
Brooks select their favourite episodes<br />
of Doctor Who.<br />
1. THE WAR MACHINES (1966)<br />
ALAN FREEMAN:<br />
"Hey, there time travellers. This story was a<br />
treat, particularly when it compared Bill<br />
Hartnell to my old mate Jimmy Saville. Lovely<br />
people, yeah. Good to see the Doc be<strong>in</strong>g<br />
called by his full name for once, and that<br />
WOTAN was terrify<strong>in</strong>g. Never let anybody put<br />
you down, and I'll see you down the Inferno for<br />
a real rave up - not 'arf!"<br />
2. DOCTOR WHO (1996)<br />
SIMON BATES:<br />
"Great fun, this one. <strong>The</strong> Doctor and Grace,<br />
well...phew! <strong>The</strong>y knew it was wrong, but they<br />
kissed. <strong>The</strong>y enjoyed it, so they did it aga<strong>in</strong>.<br />
And aga<strong>in</strong>. And as these th<strong>in</strong>gs often happen,<br />
they ended up <strong>in</strong> bed, and Grace gave birth to<br />
a little baby Time Lord while Eric Roberts had a<br />
bad night downstairs. Gruesome effects,<br />
listeners, and I was bloody terrified. I'm not<br />
feel<strong>in</strong>g very well, so can you tell the smudger<br />
to piss off?" ( Accord<strong>in</strong>g to his<br />
agent, Mr. Bates has been "overwork<strong>in</strong>g",<br />
which perhaps expla<strong>in</strong>s his strangeness here -<br />
Ed)<br />
3. THE TIME WARRIOR (1974)<br />
NICKY CAMPBELL:<br />
"This was a really kosher story, if I may use<br />
that expression. In fact, it was eff<strong>in</strong>g great.<br />
That of course, was the F-word, and I'm not<br />
talk<strong>in</strong>g about federalism. Gimme the love,<br />
Gimme the TARDIS. I wrote a song based on<br />
the Doctor Who theme tune, but I lost my<br />
rhym<strong>in</strong>g dictionary so it was a waste of time,<br />
really."<br />
4. NIGHTMARE OF EDEN (1979)<br />
BRUNO BROOKES:<br />
"Now we all like to have fun, don't we?<br />
Everyone loves to party, but hey - you don't<br />
need vraxo<strong>in</strong> to have a good time. It really<br />
screws you up. Say no to vraxo<strong>in</strong>, no matter<br />
who says that it's cool - Believe me, it isn't.<br />
Thanks for listen<strong>in</strong>g."<br />
David Hasselhoff to<br />
star <strong>in</strong> new Who film<br />
After years of speculation, the<br />
Newsletter can exclusively reveal that<br />
Doctor Who is to be made <strong>in</strong>to a<br />
Hollywood blockbuster - with David<br />
Hasselhoff <strong>in</strong> the title role.<br />
Rumours have been circulat<strong>in</strong>g for<br />
several years that Hasselhoff, 48, star<br />
of Knight Rider and Baywatch, would<br />
be the latest <strong>in</strong>carnation of the<br />
Doctor, and now they f<strong>in</strong>ally seem to<br />
have come true. A news release from<br />
Paramount Pictures says that Doctor<br />
Who - Last of the Time Lords is to be<br />
directed by Robert Zemeckis, who is<br />
very familiar with the concept of time<br />
travel follow<strong>in</strong>g his successful Back<br />
To <strong>The</strong> Future trilogy. Hasselhoff will<br />
star as Doctor Who, while Sharon<br />
Stone, Nicola Bryant and Su Pollard<br />
will feature as the Doctor's glamorous<br />
assistants. Hasselhoff told the<br />
Newsletter: "I'm really glad it's f<strong>in</strong>ally<br />
gonna happen. I've been wait<strong>in</strong>g<br />
years for this role, and at last it has<br />
dropped <strong>in</strong>to my lap."<br />
However, some Who fans are less<br />
than enthusiastic about the news. "It's<br />
a bloody disgrace" said TV critic and<br />
Who aficionado Sam Brady. "We all<br />
thought that Universal's Paul McGann<br />
disaster was crap, and now look! A<br />
bloody Yank play<strong>in</strong>g the Doctor.<br />
Hasselhoff couldn't act his way out of<br />
a paper bag, and I'm sure they'll be a<br />
parade of leggy lovelies just like <strong>in</strong><br />
Baywatch. A far better choice to play<br />
Doctor Who is Morrissey, who<br />
represents the essential Englishness<br />
of the character."<br />
Other fans, such as Griff Rhys Jones,<br />
are worried about cont<strong>in</strong>uity.<br />
"Will it feature a regeneration<br />
sequence with Paul McGann?" he<br />
asks. "And will we f<strong>in</strong>ally see the<br />
rapp<strong>in</strong>g TARDIS console with lips?"<br />
Last Of <strong>The</strong> Time Lords goes <strong>in</strong>to<br />
production <strong>in</strong> October, with a release<br />
date provisionally planned for June<br />
1998. <strong>The</strong> villa<strong>in</strong>s of the piece have<br />
yet to be confirmed, but Eric Roberts<br />
has been approached to reprise the<br />
role of the Master, while John Scott<br />
Mart<strong>in</strong> and Cy Town have been<br />
brought <strong>in</strong> as "Dalek consultants".<br />
2<br />
Your Letters<br />
THE NEWSLETTER,<br />
23 CHANEY SQUARE, LONDON W127RJ.<br />
Dear Sir,<br />
I have just f<strong>in</strong>ished read<strong>in</strong>g <strong>The</strong> Eight Doctors<br />
by Terrance Dicks, and I have to say I am<br />
appalled. <strong>The</strong> book seemed to have been<br />
written by a bl<strong>in</strong>d, five year old horse. <strong>The</strong>re<br />
was no characterisation, cont<strong>in</strong>uity cock-ups<br />
and a really awful companion called Sam<br />
Jones. I thought it would be a hunky man<br />
based on Sam Jones who starred <strong>in</strong> the classic<br />
Flash Gordon film, but <strong>in</strong>stead I found it was a<br />
voluptuous teenage girl. Please pass on my<br />
discontent to Mr. Dicks and BBC WorldWide<br />
Publish<strong>in</strong>g.<br />
Yours faithlessly, Barry Letts, Mecca.<br />
PS - Listen out on Radio Two for my<br />
forthcom<strong>in</strong>g Blake's Seven series - It's great!<br />
Sorry, Barry. After your dismal failure "<strong>The</strong><br />
Ghosts Of N-Space" (<strong>in</strong> which Jon<br />
Pertwee's lisp overshadowed some ghastly<br />
cont<strong>in</strong>uity cock-ups such as the Brigadier<br />
be<strong>in</strong>g half Italian!?!) we refuse to take any<br />
of your radio series seriously. Stick to<br />
meditation, mate.<br />
<strong>The</strong> Doctor's Choice!<br />
In this issue, we are fortunate to have<br />
the views of Doctor Number Five,<br />
Peter Davison .....<br />
Doctor Favourite memory<br />
Bill Hartnell <strong>The</strong> Tenth Planet<br />
Pat Troughton <strong>The</strong> Five Doctors<br />
Jon Pertwee <strong>The</strong> Time Monster<br />
Tom Baker Underworld<br />
Peter Davison Castrovalva<br />
Col<strong>in</strong> Baker Dimensions In Time<br />
Sylv McCoy Doctor Who - the film<br />
Paul McGann n/a<br />
Peter Cush<strong>in</strong>g n/a<br />
Some classic moments selected this week by<br />
Peter Davison: "Well, Bill used to get a<br />
little...tetchy, but he was great with the<br />
Cybermen, wasn't he. Pat was a laugh <strong>in</strong> <strong>The</strong><br />
Five Doctors, he used to keep me <strong>in</strong> stitches.<br />
And why not? After all, that is how it all started.<br />
Now Jon was so command<strong>in</strong>g <strong>in</strong> <strong>The</strong> Time<br />
Monster, while I loved Tom <strong>in</strong> Underworld.<br />
Why? I don't know. I have to expla<strong>in</strong>? Oh, must<br />
I? Ah, well. It was his command<strong>in</strong>g presence. It<br />
is such a shame to hear him talk about<br />
shagged out old Doctor Whos, isn't it? To him,<br />
WE'RE the strangers! My own favourite is my<br />
first story, Castrovalva, which is rather<br />
splendid, while it was good to meet Col<strong>in</strong> Baker<br />
on the EastEnders set for Dimensions.<br />
Marvellous man, very witty. Sylvester was so<br />
beautiful <strong>in</strong> the Paul McGann film, I wish he'd<br />
stayed on. Splendid fellows - all of them!"<br />
THE NEWSLETTER IS PRINTED MONTHLY BY MAGNUS<br />
AND LUXOR PUBLISHING, COPYRIGHT (C) 1997.