Anthony Ainley arrested in bar brawl - The Vervoid
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Number 871, August 1997. £6.99<br />
EDITED BY RICHARD SCHLICKER<br />
DISTRIBUTED BY MAGNUS AND LUXOR PUBLISHING.<br />
Look WHO's Talk<strong>in</strong>g!<br />
This month, Sylvester McCoy and Sophie<br />
Aldred remember their time on Dr Who....<br />
Sylvester McCoy: "Ah well.<br />
Those were the days, weren't<br />
they? Oh to be <strong>in</strong> Doctor Who,<br />
now that November's here!"<br />
Sophie Aldred: "November?<br />
Looks more like July to me, Sylv.<br />
You've gone a bit weird, ever<br />
s<strong>in</strong>ce we fought the Day-leks."<br />
SM: "Daaa-leks! Anyway, never<br />
m<strong>in</strong>d that now. <strong>The</strong>y were the<br />
best days I've ever had on<br />
television, even better than<br />
work<strong>in</strong>g with Adrian Hedley on<br />
Jigsaw. Bloody great fun!"<br />
SA: "I worked with Jo Korna, you<br />
know. I was very sad when they<br />
axed Who, but it was fun to come<br />
back for Dimensions In Time.<br />
Col<strong>in</strong> Baker was a riot, although<br />
he did keep br<strong>in</strong>g<strong>in</strong>g <strong>in</strong> that rather<br />
unfortunate moment <strong>in</strong> <strong>The</strong> Curse<br />
Of Penric....<br />
SM: "Fenric!"<br />
SA: "Yeah, that one. Y'know,<br />
where my suspender belt was<br />
show<strong>in</strong>g? <strong>The</strong> actor play<strong>in</strong>g the<br />
Haemovore nearly fa<strong>in</strong>ted!"<br />
SM: "Of course, I had a great<br />
laugh <strong>in</strong> Canada, when we made<br />
the film <strong>in</strong> 1996 with Paul<br />
McGann. He's a lovely lad."<br />
SA: "I've always been mean<strong>in</strong>g to<br />
ask you, Sylv. How come your<br />
Doctor was like this all powerful<br />
demi-god, Time's Champion, <strong>in</strong><br />
the BBC series, yet he was this<br />
weedy Mr. Bean figure <strong>in</strong> the<br />
film? What was go<strong>in</strong>g on there?"<br />
SM: "To tell you the truth, Sophie,<br />
I was completely pissed dur<strong>in</strong>g<br />
the record<strong>in</strong>g of the film, and I<br />
couldn't really get <strong>in</strong>to character.<br />
It was great fun."<br />
SYLVESTER McCOY<br />
and SOPHIE ALDRED<br />
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<strong>Anthony</strong> <strong>A<strong>in</strong>ley</strong><br />
<strong>arrested</strong> <strong>in</strong> <strong>bar</strong> <strong>brawl</strong><br />
<strong>The</strong> Doctor Who world was shattered<br />
last night by the revelation that actor<br />
<strong>Anthony</strong> <strong>A<strong>in</strong>ley</strong> was <strong>arrested</strong> after a<br />
<strong>bar</strong> room <strong>brawl</strong> <strong>in</strong> Hackney last week.<br />
<strong>A<strong>in</strong>ley</strong>, who starred <strong>in</strong> Doctor Who as<br />
the Master between 1981 and 1989,<br />
was released on £5000 bail, with a<br />
court hear<strong>in</strong>g due <strong>in</strong> late August. An<br />
onlooker who wishes to rema<strong>in</strong><br />
nameless, told the Newsletter what<br />
he saw. "I was just dr<strong>in</strong>k<strong>in</strong>g with<br />
some mates <strong>in</strong> a pub" he expla<strong>in</strong>ed.<br />
"When a bloke walked <strong>in</strong>. He was<br />
obviously a bit pissed, because he<br />
staggered <strong>in</strong>to a table, knock<strong>in</strong>g it to<br />
the ground. He apologised, and<br />
ordered a treble Scotch, no ice. At<br />
this po<strong>in</strong>t, I recognised his saturn<strong>in</strong>e<br />
features - It was the Master!"<br />
Apparently, <strong>A<strong>in</strong>ley</strong> began chatt<strong>in</strong>g up<br />
the <strong>bar</strong>maids, and made lewd and<br />
suggestive comments until the<br />
landlord was called, who told him that<br />
if he didn't behave himself, he would<br />
be ejected. This seemed to work, but<br />
only for a while. "He ordered another<br />
treble, and began chant<strong>in</strong>g to himself"<br />
recalls our onlooker. "I could hear him<br />
say<strong>in</strong>g, 'Nyssa, Nyssa' and laugh<strong>in</strong>g<br />
<strong>in</strong> this manic way. He then turned to<br />
this really big bloke and said, 'At last,<br />
I've cut you down to size'.<br />
Unfortunately, the guy was not<br />
amused and punched him."<br />
At this po<strong>in</strong>t, our witness left the<br />
build<strong>in</strong>g, but other people say that<br />
<strong>A<strong>in</strong>ley</strong> produced a torch, believ<strong>in</strong>g it<br />
to be the Master's Tissue<br />
Compression Elim<strong>in</strong>ator, and then<br />
tried to 'kill' people with it. When this<br />
did not work, he began bellow<strong>in</strong>g<br />
"Doctor, Wait!" and strok<strong>in</strong>g his<br />
beard, caus<strong>in</strong>g a gang of bikers to<br />
start throw<strong>in</strong>g stools and smash<strong>in</strong>g<br />
glasses. <strong>The</strong> riot was eventually<br />
quelled by the arrival of the police,<br />
who <strong>arrested</strong> <strong>A<strong>in</strong>ley</strong> and three other<br />
men who were later released without<br />
charge. <strong>A<strong>in</strong>ley</strong>'s agent said that his<br />
client was "tired and emotional" but<br />
would not comment on the <strong>in</strong>cident.<br />
<strong>The</strong> case cont<strong>in</strong>ues.
My Favourite Who:<br />
Disc Jockeys<br />
This month, some of the cream of the<br />
BBC's disc jockeys have k<strong>in</strong>dly given<br />
up some of their valuable spare time<br />
to talk to us. Here, Alan "Fluff"<br />
Freeman, Simon Bates, Nicholas<br />
Andrew Argylle Campbell and Bruno<br />
Brooks select their favourite episodes<br />
of Doctor Who.<br />
1. THE WAR MACHINES (1966)<br />
ALAN FREEMAN:<br />
"Hey, there time travellers. This story was a<br />
treat, particularly when it compared Bill<br />
Hartnell to my old mate Jimmy Saville. Lovely<br />
people, yeah. Good to see the Doc be<strong>in</strong>g<br />
called by his full name for once, and that<br />
WOTAN was terrify<strong>in</strong>g. Never let anybody put<br />
you down, and I'll see you down the Inferno for<br />
a real rave up - not 'arf!"<br />
2. DOCTOR WHO (1996)<br />
SIMON BATES:<br />
"Great fun, this one. <strong>The</strong> Doctor and Grace,<br />
well...phew! <strong>The</strong>y knew it was wrong, but they<br />
kissed. <strong>The</strong>y enjoyed it, so they did it aga<strong>in</strong>.<br />
And aga<strong>in</strong>. And as these th<strong>in</strong>gs often happen,<br />
they ended up <strong>in</strong> bed, and Grace gave birth to<br />
a little baby Time Lord while Eric Roberts had a<br />
bad night downstairs. Gruesome effects,<br />
listeners, and I was bloody terrified. I'm not<br />
feel<strong>in</strong>g very well, so can you tell the smudger<br />
to piss off?" ( Accord<strong>in</strong>g to his<br />
agent, Mr. Bates has been "overwork<strong>in</strong>g",<br />
which perhaps expla<strong>in</strong>s his strangeness here -<br />
Ed)<br />
3. THE TIME WARRIOR (1974)<br />
NICKY CAMPBELL:<br />
"This was a really kosher story, if I may use<br />
that expression. In fact, it was eff<strong>in</strong>g great.<br />
That of course, was the F-word, and I'm not<br />
talk<strong>in</strong>g about federalism. Gimme the love,<br />
Gimme the TARDIS. I wrote a song based on<br />
the Doctor Who theme tune, but I lost my<br />
rhym<strong>in</strong>g dictionary so it was a waste of time,<br />
really."<br />
4. NIGHTMARE OF EDEN (1979)<br />
BRUNO BROOKES:<br />
"Now we all like to have fun, don't we?<br />
Everyone loves to party, but hey - you don't<br />
need vraxo<strong>in</strong> to have a good time. It really<br />
screws you up. Say no to vraxo<strong>in</strong>, no matter<br />
who says that it's cool - Believe me, it isn't.<br />
Thanks for listen<strong>in</strong>g."<br />
David Hasselhoff to<br />
star <strong>in</strong> new Who film<br />
After years of speculation, the<br />
Newsletter can exclusively reveal that<br />
Doctor Who is to be made <strong>in</strong>to a<br />
Hollywood blockbuster - with David<br />
Hasselhoff <strong>in</strong> the title role.<br />
Rumours have been circulat<strong>in</strong>g for<br />
several years that Hasselhoff, 48, star<br />
of Knight Rider and Baywatch, would<br />
be the latest <strong>in</strong>carnation of the<br />
Doctor, and now they f<strong>in</strong>ally seem to<br />
have come true. A news release from<br />
Paramount Pictures says that Doctor<br />
Who - Last of the Time Lords is to be<br />
directed by Robert Zemeckis, who is<br />
very familiar with the concept of time<br />
travel follow<strong>in</strong>g his successful Back<br />
To <strong>The</strong> Future trilogy. Hasselhoff will<br />
star as Doctor Who, while Sharon<br />
Stone, Nicola Bryant and Su Pollard<br />
will feature as the Doctor's glamorous<br />
assistants. Hasselhoff told the<br />
Newsletter: "I'm really glad it's f<strong>in</strong>ally<br />
gonna happen. I've been wait<strong>in</strong>g<br />
years for this role, and at last it has<br />
dropped <strong>in</strong>to my lap."<br />
However, some Who fans are less<br />
than enthusiastic about the news. "It's<br />
a bloody disgrace" said TV critic and<br />
Who aficionado Sam Brady. "We all<br />
thought that Universal's Paul McGann<br />
disaster was crap, and now look! A<br />
bloody Yank play<strong>in</strong>g the Doctor.<br />
Hasselhoff couldn't act his way out of<br />
a paper bag, and I'm sure they'll be a<br />
parade of leggy lovelies just like <strong>in</strong><br />
Baywatch. A far better choice to play<br />
Doctor Who is Morrissey, who<br />
represents the essential Englishness<br />
of the character."<br />
Other fans, such as Griff Rhys Jones,<br />
are worried about cont<strong>in</strong>uity.<br />
"Will it feature a regeneration<br />
sequence with Paul McGann?" he<br />
asks. "And will we f<strong>in</strong>ally see the<br />
rapp<strong>in</strong>g TARDIS console with lips?"<br />
Last Of <strong>The</strong> Time Lords goes <strong>in</strong>to<br />
production <strong>in</strong> October, with a release<br />
date provisionally planned for June<br />
1998. <strong>The</strong> villa<strong>in</strong>s of the piece have<br />
yet to be confirmed, but Eric Roberts<br />
has been approached to reprise the<br />
role of the Master, while John Scott<br />
Mart<strong>in</strong> and Cy Town have been<br />
brought <strong>in</strong> as "Dalek consultants".<br />
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Your Letters<br />
THE NEWSLETTER,<br />
23 CHANEY SQUARE, LONDON W127RJ.<br />
Dear Sir,<br />
I have just f<strong>in</strong>ished read<strong>in</strong>g <strong>The</strong> Eight Doctors<br />
by Terrance Dicks, and I have to say I am<br />
appalled. <strong>The</strong> book seemed to have been<br />
written by a bl<strong>in</strong>d, five year old horse. <strong>The</strong>re<br />
was no characterisation, cont<strong>in</strong>uity cock-ups<br />
and a really awful companion called Sam<br />
Jones. I thought it would be a hunky man<br />
based on Sam Jones who starred <strong>in</strong> the classic<br />
Flash Gordon film, but <strong>in</strong>stead I found it was a<br />
voluptuous teenage girl. Please pass on my<br />
discontent to Mr. Dicks and BBC WorldWide<br />
Publish<strong>in</strong>g.<br />
Yours faithlessly, Barry Letts, Mecca.<br />
PS - Listen out on Radio Two for my<br />
forthcom<strong>in</strong>g Blake's Seven series - It's great!<br />
Sorry, Barry. After your dismal failure "<strong>The</strong><br />
Ghosts Of N-Space" (<strong>in</strong> which Jon<br />
Pertwee's lisp overshadowed some ghastly<br />
cont<strong>in</strong>uity cock-ups such as the Brigadier<br />
be<strong>in</strong>g half Italian!?!) we refuse to take any<br />
of your radio series seriously. Stick to<br />
meditation, mate.<br />
<strong>The</strong> Doctor's Choice!<br />
In this issue, we are fortunate to have<br />
the views of Doctor Number Five,<br />
Peter Davison .....<br />
Doctor Favourite memory<br />
Bill Hartnell <strong>The</strong> Tenth Planet<br />
Pat Troughton <strong>The</strong> Five Doctors<br />
Jon Pertwee <strong>The</strong> Time Monster<br />
Tom Baker Underworld<br />
Peter Davison Castrovalva<br />
Col<strong>in</strong> Baker Dimensions In Time<br />
Sylv McCoy Doctor Who - the film<br />
Paul McGann n/a<br />
Peter Cush<strong>in</strong>g n/a<br />
Some classic moments selected this week by<br />
Peter Davison: "Well, Bill used to get a<br />
little...tetchy, but he was great with the<br />
Cybermen, wasn't he. Pat was a laugh <strong>in</strong> <strong>The</strong><br />
Five Doctors, he used to keep me <strong>in</strong> stitches.<br />
And why not? After all, that is how it all started.<br />
Now Jon was so command<strong>in</strong>g <strong>in</strong> <strong>The</strong> Time<br />
Monster, while I loved Tom <strong>in</strong> Underworld.<br />
Why? I don't know. I have to expla<strong>in</strong>? Oh, must<br />
I? Ah, well. It was his command<strong>in</strong>g presence. It<br />
is such a shame to hear him talk about<br />
shagged out old Doctor Whos, isn't it? To him,<br />
WE'RE the strangers! My own favourite is my<br />
first story, Castrovalva, which is rather<br />
splendid, while it was good to meet Col<strong>in</strong> Baker<br />
on the EastEnders set for Dimensions.<br />
Marvellous man, very witty. Sylvester was so<br />
beautiful <strong>in</strong> the Paul McGann film, I wish he'd<br />
stayed on. Splendid fellows - all of them!"<br />
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