Science Newsletter #15 - Bournemouth School for Girls

ScienceJokes!Biology!Q: Wat do you call it wen worms tae overte world?A: Gloal WormingQ: Wats te difference etween a dog and amarine iologist?A: ne wags a tail, te oter tags a wale!Biology is te only science were mulplicaonis te same as divisionChemistry!ne day on te onigt ow, Jay eno soweda classied add tat read: o you ave moleprolems? I so, call Avogadro at 13Q: Wy do cemists call elium, curium andarium te medical elements?A: Because i you cant elium or curium, youarium!Physics!Q: Wat was te name o te rst electricitydetecve?A: erloc msA Higgs Boson wals into a curc were tepriest is giving a sermon e priest serves tolecture te Higgs Boson aout ow it claims toe te “God parcle wen teres only oneGod!”e Higgs calmly replies: “But witout me, owcan you ave mass!”A certain nuclear pysicist went on oliday, andon te door o is oce e ung a sign: Gonenuclear ssion