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S P O T L I G H TTen Thingsto Be Ready forWhen Returningfor Alumni DayBy Bonnie Blackburn ’84 and Steve Penhollow1. It’s one of the few sober opportunities you’ll have to wear a styrofoam hat with a reasonable amount of confidence.2. A current student, who reminds you of that cute upper-mid who sat in front of you in Tuozolo’s biology class,will smile at you before calling you “Ma’am.”3. You will discover that a loose collection of variously dressed people shambling to the top of a hill can becalled a “parade.”4. <strong>The</strong> level of coolness demonstrated by the Big Men On Campus way back when will be in direct proportion totheir current level of baldness.5. Women who had trouble keeping a cactus alive when you roomed with them in Congdon will arrive with sixkids confidently in tow.6. You can be sure you will run into at least one total stranger who will claim to have been your best friend.Contrary to popular belief, the name tag won’t jog your memory at all.7. Pop hits of your youth will be piped in to the dinner dance. Instead of feeling nostalgic, you will wonder atwhat point cutting-edge rock became Muzak.8. <strong>The</strong> people you shunned in school will seem surprisingly interesting, and the people you once worshiped willseem a tad dull. You will assume that this is because they’ve changed. Actually, it is because you have.9. It may seem a good idea to dig out your old Annual to remind yourself of your classmates before returning forAlumni Day. You will realize when you get to your senior page, however, that your classmates will bear as muchresemblance to their former selves as you do.10. No matter how dull and unrewarding your life seems to you, there will be someone there who envies it.Bonnie Blackburn ’84 is a writer for <strong>The</strong> Journal Gazette in Fort Wayne, Ind., where she spends most of her time with her catand her boyfriend, Steve Penhollow, who contributed most of these ideas after attending Bonnie’s 15th Reunion last May.Alumni are invited to submit humorous or lighthearted essays on any topic for this column. All should be structured in a listof ten items and contain no more than 750 words. Writers will receive $50 if their essays are published in the <strong>Taft</strong> Bulletin.We regret that manuscripts cannot be returned, so please do not send originals.<strong>Taft</strong> Bulletin 9

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