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<strong>SWEET</strong> <strong>NOVEMBER</strong> - Rev. 5/18/00 112.119 CONTINUED: (2) 119SARAOh, Nelson. This is...NELSON... only the beginning. Five:Why Is Harriet So Hairy?, thedefinitive guide to understandingour transvestite friends.(another gift)Six! Tiny Bubbles -- for thoseleisurely soaks we love so much.He hands her the bottle of bubble bath, then pulls out aplastic Muni train, shakes it.NELSONSeven: A hundred Muni traintokens for the the many, manygreat rides of your life.He hands her the bus, then pulls out a C.D.NELSONEight: A collection of musicto swoon by. Which fits nicelywith gift number nine...He grabs her and spins her around the floor as he handsher some vouchers.NELSONDance classes at Mildred's Academyof Dance, guaranteed to get youoff my toes in a week.He runs to the door. Opens it.NELSONTen: For the gentlelady who hatesdoing the dishes... a dishwasher.SARANelson, please, this is toomuch...Nelson runs back to the door, reaches for a sack.NELSONIt's not enough. Eleven: Live inyour loft, back by popular demand,I give you...He shakes open the sack, out tumbles Ernie, the puppy.(CONTINUED)