SWEET NOVEMBER - Daily Script

4/5/00 44.56 CONTINUED: (2) 56SARANelson, this is a great kid,you've got to meet him. Abner.He wants to set a world record.What's today's project, Abner?ABNERStanding on one leg.(hands Nelson watch)Would you time me, I have tobreak the current record of300 hours.No.NELSONAbner does a head-to-toe on Nelson, doesn't like theattitude.ABNERNice pants -- expecting a flood?NELSONNice hat -- planning a bankrobbery?Bored with Nelson, Abner peels off in the otherdirection.SARAThat's pathetic -- you let aten-year-old wind you up?NELSONForget him, what's the deal withyou? You sleep with half thecity, get the whole neighborhoodinvolved?SARAWould you prefer I was a virgin?NELSONConsidering the alternative, yes.SARAThat tender tender male ego isbruised, isn't it?(sweetly, tenderly)I'm yours, Nelson Moss. Allyours.That sends alarms ringing in his confirmed bachelor'sbrain.(CONTINUED)