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GOSSIP… brings you the news they don’t want you to hearOverlooked so<strong>me</strong>thing?Who regulates the regulators?Does a fish rot from the headfirst? Questions are now beingasked, after it e<strong>me</strong>rged that theLondon headquarters of the Depart<strong>me</strong>nt forCommunities and Local Govern<strong>me</strong>nt (CLG),which is responsible for fire safety policy inEngland, was served with a fire safety Crownenforce<strong>me</strong>nt notice earlier this year.On 16 February <strong>2010</strong> the CrownPremises Inspection Group served anenforce<strong>me</strong>nt notice on CLG’s Eland Housepremises in London, under the RegulatoryReform (Fire Safety) Order 2005.It listed a number of alleged breaches ofthe law, including installing a cafeteria in theatrium, which may lead to “uncontrolledfire spread throughout the building”. Otherfailings include an unsuitable and insufficientrisk assess<strong>me</strong>nt, not maintaining the firealarm system and lack of evidence of adequatetraining and fire safety information to staff.The official response from CLG: bla<strong>me</strong>the previous lot – it happened on their watch.But no prosecutions are expected.As Eland House is Crown premises, theresponsible person cannot be prosecuted.Incidentally, the Crown Premises InspectionGroup co<strong>me</strong>s under the govern<strong>me</strong>nt’s chieffire and rescue adviser’s unit – also based atEland House.A coalition too farIt’s a strange tale of murky back roomdeals. The Conservatives lost somany council seats in London thisyear that it looked as though theirman Brian Coleman could no longer chairthe London Fire and E<strong>me</strong>rgency PlanningAuthority (LFEPA).Although the appoint<strong>me</strong>nt is in the giftof mayor Boris Johnson, it would be prettyodd if Johnson appointed a chair who didnot have the confidence of a majority of hiscolleagues.The only way he would have that is ifthe Liberals lined up behind him. Colemantried to get the Liberals to support him. “Iinvite the Lib Dem <strong>me</strong>mbers to share mylarge bed,” he said. But they made it clearthat their national coalition with the Torieswould not be replicated in County Hall.So how did Boris Johnson justify theappoint<strong>me</strong>nt of Coleman anyway? Quitesimple, really. He just changed the way theprocedure for allocating seats on the LFEPAis applied, in order to maintain a “strongleadership”.Pension relief for chiefsA close shave for one or two chieffire officers, whose na<strong>me</strong>s we won’t<strong>me</strong>ntion here. The investigation ofpublic sector pensions on the radioprogram<strong>me</strong> File on Four was to feature thehuge sums which a few chief fire officers havebeen getting in pension pay<strong>me</strong>nts, and the<strong>me</strong>ans by which they get these sums – not apretty story, we’re told. At the last mo<strong>me</strong>nt,this section of the program<strong>me</strong> ended up onthe cutting room floor. I have thisinformation from a thoroughly reliablesource, a friendly cat in Broadcasting House– I’d call him my mole in the BBC, but catsdon’t like moles.How the other half thinksDespite the absence of chief fireofficers, the program<strong>me</strong> offeredus a glimpse of how the otherhalf thinks. Pri<strong>me</strong> ministers andother top politicians have been saying foryears that public sector pensions aren’tsustainable in the long run. But they never<strong>me</strong>ntioned that for<strong>me</strong>r pri<strong>me</strong> ministers get£109,000 a year from the public purse for therest of their lives. That bit of information wasprised out of the civil service with aFreedom of Information Act request by SNPMP Angus McNeil. What’s the money for?How do the for<strong>me</strong>r PMs use it? No oneknows. File on Four’s reporter GerryNortham wanted to ask Gordon Brown,Tony Blair and John Major whether theytook their £109,000, and if so, what they didwith it. None of these three eminentgentle<strong>me</strong>n were available to answer thesequestions.Take your pickIn these harsh days, when the talk isall of cuts, it’s nice to know thatthere’s plenty of money for the reallyimportant things. Tory-led Suffolkcounty council is to have a temporary head ofcommunications for six months on pay of up to£3,500 a week – which is more than thepri<strong>me</strong> minister gets. The Beccles and BungayJournal reports Kathy Pollard, leader of thecouncil’s Liberal Democrats, as saying:“What would the public rather have – fournew firefighters or one head of communications?We all know what the answer wouldbe.” No coalition there, then.Nice work if you can get itIn this age of austerity, it seems thatthose who get to whisper inministers’ ears are not so chaste.The new coalition govern<strong>me</strong>ntcontains 68 special advisers, whose responsibilitiesextend beyond the ritual carryingof the minister’s bag.At least 29 earn more than £58,200. Topof the list is Andy Coulson (below, withChancellor George Osborne), on £140,000(capped just beneath the pri<strong>me</strong> minister’ssalary). The Cat recalls Coulson as editor ofthe News of the World when a reporter wasjailed for hacking into the phones of aidesto <strong>me</strong>mbers of the royal family. He resignedafter the disclosures. An employ<strong>me</strong>nttribunal also found that Coulson hadpresided over a culture of bullying when hewas News of the World editor.**if you have any snippets you think StationCat should get his sharp claws into email:stationcat@fbu.org.<strong>uk</strong><strong>July</strong> <strong>2010</strong> FireFighter 23