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The Nor<strong>the</strong>rn EchoThe lifestyle magazinefor <strong>the</strong> North-EastJANUARY 2007<strong>MY</strong> <strong>STYLE</strong><strong>Events</strong> <strong>manager</strong><strong>Max</strong> <strong>Freer</strong><strong>Inside</strong> <strong>the</strong>Egyptologist’shomeHearth’s desire:What’s hot on <strong>the</strong>heating frontNew Year,newhabits? CelebrityresolutionsLIFE<strong>STYLE</strong> FASHION TRAVEL SHOPPING GARDENING


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AHAT.Ihad to get ahat. There aretimes, however unlikely,when ahatis<strong>the</strong> onlyanswer.Therearevery fewpeople for whom Iwould wear ahat,but Iguess <strong>the</strong> Queen isone.And myonlyhat–aWaleswoollybobble hat–would,onbalance,probably not do.We had been invited to Buckingham Palace.Well, husband had been invited and <strong>the</strong> rest ofus tagged along as an admiring chorus. And inamong all <strong>the</strong> congratulations on his MBE, almost<strong>the</strong> firstthing people askedmewas“Haveyougot<strong>the</strong> hatyet?”And Ihadn’t.Ihadseven years of hats when Iwasatschool.Navy felt in winter,straw boater with ribbonsin summer.Detention if youwerecaughtin townwithout one.The boys from <strong>the</strong> school next doorwereparticularlygood atsnatching <strong>the</strong> boatersand skimming <strong>the</strong>m, ribbons flying, over <strong>the</strong>high fence and down <strong>the</strong> hill to <strong>the</strong> banks of aparticularly muddystream.Itleft me asadetermined hat-hater.My mo<strong>the</strong>r tried to persuade me o<strong>the</strong>rwise.She once bought me alovely black velvet job,which Iwas quite taken with. But when Itriediton forhertoadmire,she fell about laughing.So you can see, can’t you, why Idid not lovehats?Anyway,Ididn’t need to. Until my late twentiesIhad long blonde hair that dripped downbelow my waist. If Ihad anywhere posh to go, Iwould spend anafternoon in <strong>the</strong> hairdresserandhave myhair put up with great elaboration. Itusually took about three hours and around 60hairgrips, but <strong>the</strong> results wereterrific.True, Idid have afew enormous shapelessstraw hats, around which Iwould tie afew ofmy collection of multi-coloured scarves andunderwhichIwould driftthrough summerparties.But<strong>the</strong>yweren’twhatyouwould reallycallhats.Notproper,grown-up,serious sort of hats.But when <strong>the</strong> Queen calls...Iwas in Leeds when Istumbled across ahatshop. They were nice, down-to-earth Yorkshirewomen. Iexplained <strong>the</strong> predicament. No problem,<strong>the</strong>y said, <strong>the</strong>y could soon find me something.Easypeasy.The firsthatlooked fun,withlots of feltflowers.WhenIlooked in <strong>the</strong> mirror,Isawmygrandmo<strong>the</strong>r.What’smore, it was my grandmo<strong>the</strong>rwhen she wasgoing tosell eggsatmarket.Itookthatone off pretty quickly.sharon griffiths❛ There aretimes,howeverunlikely,whenahat is <strong>the</strong>only answerThere were hats like buckets, hats like lampshades,hats like myold school hat. There wereberets, cloches, fea<strong>the</strong>ry cartwheels and neatsort of brightlycoloured trilbies.None of <strong>the</strong>m did anything forme.Eventually,one of <strong>the</strong> nice, down-to-earthYorkshire women, bynow helpless with laughing,saidtome,very kindly,“You’renotreallyahatperson are you?” Erno.So that’s when <strong>the</strong>y pointed me in <strong>the</strong> directionof <strong>the</strong> fascinators. Fascinators aren’t hats.Theyaretoken gesturesof hats.Abitof ribbonand afew brightly coloured fea<strong>the</strong>rs. Ithought<strong>the</strong>ycould bewornonlybyleggyyoung girlsat<strong>the</strong> races in summer.But no, said <strong>the</strong> nice hatshop lady,still wiping <strong>the</strong> tears of laughterfromher eyes, <strong>the</strong>y can be worn by middle-agedwomen to <strong>the</strong> Palaceinwinter.We tried afew.And apart from <strong>the</strong> one thatlooked likeasherbetfountain growing from myear,<strong>the</strong>ywereahuge success.Theywerealsoa)easy to wearb)alotcheaper than ahatproper.Iboughtone.Itwasbrightpink,withabig bowand afew skinny fea<strong>the</strong>rs on stalks. Itook ithome and every now and <strong>the</strong>n Iwould try it on,practising –to<strong>the</strong> left,right,farback,forward...Onbalance,Iwasquitepleased withit.Husband said it looked like <strong>the</strong> very bad beginningsof abird’s nest. Sons tactfully saidnothing.Finallyin London,in <strong>the</strong> taxion<strong>the</strong> wayto<strong>the</strong>hotel, one of <strong>the</strong>m sat on <strong>the</strong> box with <strong>the</strong> hatin. It didn’t help. Then it was awindy day andafter spending half an hour in <strong>the</strong> hotel verycarefully arranging <strong>the</strong> hat this way and that, Iended upjust plonking itbackonmyheadwhilewalking up<strong>the</strong> red carpetin <strong>the</strong> palace.But for once I’d got it right, it was absolutely<strong>the</strong> right thing to wear.About aquarter of <strong>the</strong>women at <strong>the</strong> Palace had nohat at all. Aquarterhad“proper”hats–some of whichlooked absolutelystunning (and expensive), while o<strong>the</strong>rhats looked asthough <strong>the</strong>ymighthavebeen sittingon <strong>the</strong> top of <strong>the</strong> wardrobe since aniece’swedding afewyears ago.But at least half <strong>the</strong> women <strong>the</strong>re wore littleconcoctionsof ribbon and fea<strong>the</strong>rs,soitwas<strong>the</strong>rightchoice.Even if by <strong>the</strong>n it was abit wonky ,abit flatand minus afew fea<strong>the</strong>rs, atleast Ididn’t looklikemygranonhereggstall 50years ago.But do you know what? –after all that effort,<strong>the</strong> Queen never even said awordabout it.window shoppingwww.<strong>the</strong>nor<strong>the</strong>rnecho.co.ukUP AND UNDERIFyou can’t find anywhere to storeall <strong>the</strong> presents you’ve been giventhis Christmas, bed company Komfimight have aneat answer.The Kargois astylish and versatile new bed,which easily tilts from <strong>the</strong> headboardto reveal afull-size deep storagearea, and is covered in fireretardant linen effect fabric,available in natural orcream. 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6January 2007www.<strong>the</strong>nor<strong>the</strong>rnecho.co.ukinteriorsDon’tforget<strong>the</strong>mummy,honeyCulture, sport, business, architecture,heritage, people, places…<strong>the</strong> reasons tobe proud of our region go on and on.Whe<strong>the</strong>r you work here, do business hereor live here, <strong>the</strong>re’s awhole lot to feelpassionate about. To find out how you canget involved in <strong>the</strong> campaign to promote<strong>the</strong> region visit www.nor<strong>the</strong>astengland.co.ukInternationally renowned Egyptologist Dr Joann Fletchershares her North Yorkshire seaside home with her partner,herdaughter,acat called Django… and assorted goddessesand replica mummies. RUTH CAMPBELL takes apeekDR Joann Fletcher had justmoved into her dream home, aromantic converted lookouttower on <strong>the</strong> Yorkshire coast,when she stumbled across adeadbodyburied yardsfrom herfrontdoor.She and her fa<strong>the</strong>r were sitting outside on<strong>the</strong> grass, drinking tea and taking in <strong>the</strong>breathtakingly beautiful sea view,when shenoticed <strong>the</strong> outline of askull emerging from<strong>the</strong> cliff facejust feetaway.Where most people might recoil inhorror, Joann, a world-renownedEgyptologist who specialises inanalysing <strong>the</strong> hairand o<strong>the</strong>rdecorativefeatures of ancient mummies,was thrilled. “I knew itwas old, I could tell it wasmedieval.”Likeascene out of amurdermystery, police arrived andcordoned off <strong>the</strong> area withyellow incident tape: “I told<strong>the</strong>m Ihadfound abodybutitwasn’t recent. They musthavewondered howIknew.They sealed it off while<strong>the</strong>yinvestigated.”The body,now in museumstorage, turned out tobe that of awoman whodied in her early twentiesabout 500 years ago.To Joann it seemed, almost,like agood omen: “IfIhad that turn ofmind, insome ways it was almostlike a housewarmingpresent.”She is aware ofo<strong>the</strong>r remains,includingplaguevictimsand bodies from <strong>the</strong>Civil Wars, complete withmusket balls, in nearby ancientburialgrounds.And<strong>the</strong>local archaeological societywould love to dig up her frontgarden, where <strong>the</strong>y believemore bodies could beuncovered.“Perhaps,one day.Itwould befascinating, right on mydoorstep.Iwouldn’thavefartogotowork,”she says.As honorary research fellowat <strong>the</strong> University of York, aswell as consultant Egyptologistfor Harrogate museumsand arts, Joann’s study ofhuman remains takes her allover <strong>the</strong> world, to Libya, Peru,Chile, Yemen, Ireland and SardiniaaswellasEgypt.But this Barnsley girl’s heart remainsfirmlyinYorkshire. She bought<strong>the</strong> twobedroomwatchtowerapartmentin 1999,whenshe was32.Itwas<strong>the</strong> firsthome she owned. “Iused tocome hereonholidayand always wantedtoliveby<strong>the</strong> sea, itwasapipe dream,”shesays.Her mo<strong>the</strong>r regularly sent her propertypages.“When thiscame upforsale,<strong>the</strong>rewasno picture but Iknew <strong>the</strong> address. Iloved <strong>the</strong>building.”We look out through <strong>the</strong> huge windows ofthis large, light and airy flat at stunning,wrap-around views of <strong>the</strong> sea. “Yousee things as <strong>the</strong>y happen, fromsea mists to frets, storms andtides, it is never dull. Our surroundingsare constantlychanging.”When she outgrew <strong>the</strong>two-bedroom property aftershe and partnerDrStephenBuckleyhadadaughtertwoyears ago, <strong>the</strong>y bought <strong>the</strong>flat above. Should neighbourswish to sell, <strong>the</strong>ywould love to extendfur<strong>the</strong>r.Stephen,achemist fromCheshirewho isalsoakeymember of <strong>the</strong> York UniversityEgyptologyteam,isnowasfond of <strong>the</strong> areaas Joann. Although bothtravel extensivelythroughwork, this is where <strong>the</strong>yhaveput downroots.“I will always live inYorkshire,” says Joann. “Ilove it, <strong>the</strong> people are verydown-to-earth and don’tmuck about. It is aculturalthing,familiarand safe.”The couple metatalectureJoann gave inLondon in 1999while Stephen was researchingmummification materialsas part of his Phd at Bristol. “Ihadjust moved intothisflat.Heoffered tocome upand paint<strong>the</strong>bathroom. He never went awayagain.”Their shared passion for Egyptologyand history generally is evidentthroughout <strong>the</strong>ir home.Stephen points out his favouritegiftfrom Joann,twooriginal,rarevelumscripts dating backto1660which she discovered in ajunkshop.Therearephotographsof <strong>the</strong>mworking toge<strong>the</strong>r on archaeologicalprojects in <strong>the</strong> Valley of <strong>the</strong>Kings. Even <strong>the</strong>ir daughter,not yettwo,knows <strong>the</strong> differencebetween amummyand a“mummy”.


www.<strong>the</strong>nor<strong>the</strong>rnecho.co.ukJanuary 20077MINIMALIST WITH MUMMIES:Dr Joann Fletcher in her calm whiteand cream sitting room“I have acoffin in my office,”says Joann, asif it was <strong>the</strong> most ordinary thing in <strong>the</strong> world.“She knows this is amummy,of adifferentsort.”Joann introducesme to<strong>the</strong> reproduction,lifesizeancient Egyptian figure. It is beautiful,painted gold and red with hieroglyphs. “It isbogus, although <strong>the</strong> hieroglyphs and <strong>the</strong> faceare good. But it was <strong>the</strong> hair that did it for me,thatistotallyaccurate.”Coming from along line of Barnsley hairdressers,Joannisparticularlyinterested in ancientbeauty treatments. “Iamfascinated byadornment, like piercing and tattoos, <strong>the</strong>ir ritualsignificanceandhowpeople through historyused <strong>the</strong>m to change how <strong>the</strong>y looked,”shesays. “Men wore <strong>the</strong> loudest wigs and mostmake up, only women had tattoos It’s acompletereversalofwhatweareusedto.”Joann, who has hennaed hair,wears anosestud and loves kohl make-up, is no stranger toadornment herself. In fact, she confesses tobeing abit of aGoth. In her bedroom, she hasacollection of crucifixes,next toastunning setof glass eyeball rings,in all colours.“I love myeyeball rings. Iwant tomake aneyeballnecklace,if Icould find asourceofglasseyes, I’d have <strong>the</strong>m set in silver.” She has evenflirted with<strong>the</strong> ideaof havinganEgyptianeyetattoo. “Iaminto eyes and hands and <strong>the</strong> waypeople use<strong>the</strong>m tocommunicate.”In <strong>the</strong> hallway,she has arail of men’s coats,including one brightly coloured military jacketsheboughtbecauseitwasbeautifullymade.“I like funereal clo<strong>the</strong>s, tail coats and dinnerjackets. Men’s coats arebettercut.”Her wardrobe isfull of exclusively blackclo<strong>the</strong>s. “From <strong>the</strong> age of 15, Ihave worn onlyblack. Iloveit.Idon’tlikebrightcolourson myself.”She even ownsablackcat,Django,whichshe rescued as akitten from an animal centrein 1995.In <strong>the</strong> somewhat tweedy,male-dominatedworld of Egyptology, down-to-earth Joann,whose passion and enthusiasm for her subjectare infectious, is clearly abreath offresh air.Her common touch and sparkling talent forcommunication –aswell aswriting articlesandbooks,she hasappeared in anumberof hugelysuccessful television documentaries – havehelped open Egyptology upto amuch wideraudience.She has met some resistance. At UniversityCollege,London,she workedasachambermaidand shop assistanttopayherway.“Iwasanovelty.Iencountered my first dose ofsnobbery,not from staff, but certain individuals. Later,one senior academic told me I’d never get anywhereinthissubjectifIdidn’tlosemyaccent.But whyshould weconformto stereotypes?”Her aunt, Joan McMahon, took her toEgyptwhen she was15,adream-come-truefor<strong>the</strong> girlobsessed withmummiesfrom anearlyage.Hermo<strong>the</strong>r,ahousewife, and fa<strong>the</strong>r,asalesman,were keen amateur historians and <strong>the</strong>ir homewasfilled withbooks.Continued on page 8


www.<strong>the</strong>nor<strong>the</strong>rnecho.co.ukJanuary 20079Pictures: RICHARD DOUGHTYTHE MUST-SEE SHADES THIS SEASONOLLOWING itsglamorous launch aF few months ago,Crown can reveal <strong>the</strong> topselling shades from its newFashion For Walls collection.So which colours are nowadorning <strong>the</strong> best-dressedwalls in <strong>the</strong> country?Dark Elegance has proved<strong>the</strong> most popular rangewithin <strong>the</strong> collection withEveningwear (plum/deepred) coming in as <strong>the</strong>nation’s favourite fashionshade. Tailored (a deepchocolate), from <strong>the</strong> same range, comesin at third place. Budding interiordesigners are clearly inspired by <strong>the</strong> returnto grown-up glamour, opting for sexy,intense shades in <strong>the</strong>ir home. Thesebolder colours are perfect for <strong>the</strong> wintermonths, adding warmth to any room.But sales of <strong>the</strong> Fashion For Wallscollection also show that <strong>the</strong> nation stillhas afondness for lighter,more delicatecolours. Five of<strong>the</strong> Flawless Powdersshades feature in<strong>the</strong> top ten, includingPurity (white/cream) and Flawless (peachypink). The Flawless Powders palette isinspired by <strong>the</strong> trend for nude make-up,layering soft natural tones for asophisticatedand feminine interiors.The Fashion For Walls paint collection iscomprised of four ranges: FlawlessPowders, Soft Originals, Dark Eleganceand Playful Moods. Each collectionincludes acombination of soft, classiccolours teamed with more daring tones.WIN ADECORATING BOOKT O h e lp y o u w it h m o r e d e c o r a t in gp r o b le m s C r o w n h a s t e a m e d u p w it h T h eN o r t h e r n E c h o t o o f f e r 2 0 c o p ie s o f C o lina n d J u s t in ’s H o w N o t t o D e c o r a t e t olu c k y w in n e r s . T o s t a n d a c h a n c e o fw in n in g o n e , ju s t t e ll u s w h ic h C r o w nD a r k E le g a n c e s h a d e w a s t h e f a v o u r it e .A n s w e r s , b y J a n u a r y 1 4 , o n a p o s t c a r do r t h e b a c k o f a n e n v e lo p e , t o C r o w nP a in t sC o m p e t it io n ,F e a t u r e s , T h eN o r t h e r nE c h o ,P r ie s t g a t e ,D a r lin g t o nD L 1 1 N F .U s u a lc o m p e t it io nr u le s a p p ly .ROOMSWITH AVIEW: fromtop –<strong>the</strong>monochromekitchen; <strong>the</strong>restful masterbedroom;fantastic viewsof <strong>the</strong> coastlinefrom <strong>the</strong>family’s home


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Time slipsserenelyawayaswegentlysip cupsof tea and converse about colour,form and shape. Friends, family and neighbourscome and go, some joining us on <strong>the</strong>wooden table by <strong>the</strong> pond for abrew,o<strong>the</strong>rsonlytoswapand sharesentences.Shirleyisunfazedby all <strong>the</strong> comings and goings. Hers is awarmand welcoming home,reflected in alargeand happyfamilyunit.Shirley’s garden, just like all gardens, hasevolved over<strong>the</strong> manyyears thatshe haslivedin <strong>the</strong> small village just on <strong>the</strong> outskirts ofMiddlesbrough. Ithasseen herchildren comeand go (and come and go again) and now providesaplaygroundforhergrandchildren,butone main <strong>the</strong>me hasalways runthrough it,andthat is art. Shirleyhas long been animportantfigurein<strong>the</strong> localart scene,gaining fame forher paintings andflower arrangingskills. Her gardenhas provided <strong>the</strong>inspiration formany of her pictures,and suppliesher with all<strong>the</strong> materialthatshe needsforherfloral sculptures.She citesanemones as one of her favourite flowers, notbecauseof<strong>the</strong>irgrowing habit,<strong>the</strong>ircolour or<strong>the</strong> fact that <strong>the</strong>y provide some of <strong>the</strong> firstcheerearlyon in <strong>the</strong> year,but becauseshe enjoyspainting <strong>the</strong> centre stamens, and has aspecial brush for doing just that. Shirley alsolikes irises as she has learnt tore-create <strong>the</strong>petals on paper with just one swipe of <strong>the</strong>brush, and <strong>the</strong> translucent, papery thin flowersof poppies are also ajoy toemulate oncanvas.The main border in <strong>the</strong> garden bursts withjust about every colour,shape and texturethatyoucould everwishtohaveinanEnglishcottagegarden. There are sapphire blue geraniumscreatingabackclothforcreamy,pale pinkroses.The softformofphloxbubblesout from<strong>the</strong> centreofaclump of stiff and stridentiris.Acid yellow alliums show upvividly against<strong>the</strong> purple Patty’s Plum poppy,and <strong>the</strong> scatteredheads of <strong>the</strong> rich ruby scabious are easilypicked out amongst <strong>the</strong> densely packedcrown of <strong>the</strong> pale pink thalictricum. Fragrancewaftsthrough <strong>the</strong> garden from alargeyellow-leaved mock orange (philadelphus)bush, and from <strong>the</strong> yellow butter-balledbuddleia.This living picture isbest viewed from <strong>the</strong>chunky set of wooden chairs that sit next to<strong>the</strong> pond by <strong>the</strong> back door.The pond is deepand clear, shaded by water lilies, marshmarigolds, lady’s mantle, alpine strawberriesand flag iris. Sophie, <strong>the</strong> cat, likes tolie baskingin <strong>the</strong> sun on<strong>the</strong> low bench by <strong>the</strong> pondand watch <strong>the</strong> huge prehistoric looking dragonflylarvaasithuntsdowntadpolesand sticklebacks.Shirley means toclean <strong>the</strong> pond outevery year, but alwaysrelents asitisalsohome toanactivenewt colonyand her garden isfilled with<strong>the</strong> jewelledcolours ofdragon damselflies.Shirley laughsasshe tellsme that<strong>the</strong> first ever paidgardeners thatshehad working inher garden werePeter and MichaelWilkinson. Theywere both very young at <strong>the</strong> time, under fiveyears of age,but came toweed out dandelions,speedwell and groundsel. 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12 January 2007www.<strong>the</strong>nor<strong>the</strong>rnecho.co.ukNewYear,newhabits?The stars make <strong>the</strong>ir New Year’s resolutionsOVERINDULGED over <strong>the</strong> festive season?Of course you have... ANew Year’s resolutionis <strong>the</strong> perfect excuse to give yourselfalife makeover.Weasksome famousnames whe<strong>the</strong>r <strong>the</strong>y will be bo<strong>the</strong>ringwithNewYear’sresolutions this year.LAURENCE LLEWELYN-BOWEN,TVPERSONALITY, 41“I THINK it’sabadideatomake NewYear’sresolutions.It’savery depressing time of year.Igaveupsmoking about three orfour years ago bydoing itbeforeChristmas.Ifound thatareally good way ofdoing itbecauseyou’redistracted. Iwon’tmake aresolution thisyear,o<strong>the</strong>r than to continue tosprinkleloveliness throughout <strong>the</strong> planetwithgayabandon and every reserve thatI’m given.”JO WHILEY,RADIO 1DJ,41“I make <strong>the</strong> same NewYear’sresolutionseverysingle year.They’realways:bemoreorganised,go to<strong>the</strong> gymmore,<strong>the</strong> usual stuff.The organisationthing is<strong>the</strong> big one and Ifail yearafteryear.Ijustget alittle more acceptance each time thatI’m nevergoing tobeone of thoseorganised people.”ROSS KEMP,ACTOR, 42“I’VE nevermade anyresolutionsthatI’ve everstuckto,soIdon’treally make <strong>the</strong>m to be honest.Life’stoo short to be doing that.”JOHN THOMSON,ACTOR, 37“I ONLY make New Year’sresolutions idly.Last year wehad abrilliant party at home so myresolution was tonever spend somuch money on aparty again. Myresolution this year is tofind anewvice that Ican give up for 2008.”LETOYA,SINGER, 25“I TRY tomake NewYear’sresolutions,whe<strong>the</strong>rIstick to <strong>the</strong>misano<strong>the</strong>rquestion. It’salways,I’m going totake control of mylifeand I’m gonna bemoreorganised. Youcantrythatbut you neverknowwhattomorrow’sgoing tobring soit’shardtostickto those.In <strong>the</strong> musicindustry<strong>the</strong>re’sno way of beingorganised becauseevery single dayyoudon’t knowwhat<strong>the</strong>dayhasin storeforyou.All youcandoistry tomake sure you’reontop of things.Ihavetomake sureIgetenoughsleep and thatI’meating,becauseIdon’twanttobesick out hereon <strong>the</strong> road. But it’shardto get stuff toeatwhen you’retravellingand on <strong>the</strong>seplanes.”CHRIS DE BURGH, SINGER, 58“<strong>MY</strong> NewYear’sresolutions will beexactly<strong>the</strong> same as <strong>the</strong>yhavebeen for<strong>the</strong>last 30 years:exercisemore,drink less,eatless.”


www.<strong>the</strong>nor<strong>the</strong>rnecho.co.ukJanuary 200713CERYS MATTHEWS,SINGER, 37“I DOnot make New Year’sresolutions. Ithink <strong>the</strong>re istoomuch pressure to keep <strong>the</strong>m, andmaybe you should make <strong>the</strong>maround Easter or June or something,because at that point of time, atChristmas, it’s quite difficult tomake adecision because you arefilled up with sugar and alcohol. It’s<strong>the</strong> worst time to make aresolution–it’s cold, miserable and you can’tcommit yourself to such amomentous proper decision. I’venever made one and not regretted itstraight away.”SUSANNAH CONSTANTINE(TRINNY &SUSANNAH),<strong>STYLE</strong> GURU, 45“IT’LL be<strong>the</strong> same asevery yearforme:stop smoking.Itryand do itevery year.Idon’tsmokevery muchatall,but thatwill bemyresolution.Idon’treally do NewYear’sresolutionsthough –it’s always justsmoking.MaybeIwon’tstart againbut I’vegotasneaking suspicion thatcome Christmasparties,I’ll behaving afewsneakycigarettesagain.”NOEL EDMONDS,PRESENTER, 57“I DON’T make New Year’s resolutions because Ialways break <strong>the</strong>m, like everybody else. How longdoes that diet last? And if you say I’m going to have adry January, <strong>the</strong>n somebody in an advert pops acorkfrom abottle of champagne and you’re finished.There isno point making <strong>the</strong>m unless you are goingto carry it through, so I’m not going to bo<strong>the</strong>r thisyear.”RUPERT PENRY-JONES,ACTOR, 36“I NEVER make NewYear’sresolutions,Idon’tbelievein<strong>the</strong>m. Iwould neverstickto<strong>the</strong>m. You’vejust gottogowithwhatyour heart istellingyoutodo. I’m notmaking anyrulesand enforcing <strong>the</strong>m onmyself.Youshould just dowhatyouwant.”‘You’ve just got togowithwhat your heart is tellingyou todo


14 January 2007www.<strong>the</strong>nor<strong>the</strong>rnecho.co.ukmy styleCLASSIC WITH ACONTEMPORARY TWIST: cardigan by StMartin’s at Sarah Coggles in York; Seven jeans and pink and foldshoes by Fornarina. Right: dress from George at Asda53-55 FRONT STREET,CLEADON VILLAGE, SR6 7PGTEL: 0191 536 7310WE ARE OPENMonday toSaturday9.30 a.m.-5.30p.m.Sunday 10am-4pmwww.mariannefashions.co.uk<strong>Max</strong> <strong>Freer</strong> is <strong>the</strong> owner of LoveMarketing, Public Relations &<strong>Events</strong>.She lives in MiddlesbroughDescribe your lookIlove clo<strong>the</strong>sand don’tsubscribetofashion forfashion’ssake. Itend towearmoreclassicclo<strong>the</strong>smixed withcontemporary keyfashion trends.Iwill also go<strong>the</strong> o<strong>the</strong>r wayand wearsomething completely differentand quirky.Mymamoften says tome:“Whatareyouwearing now!”What’s your favourite item of clothing?Ihaveareallyniceblacklea<strong>the</strong>r jacketby People’sMarket.Itisveryversatile and canbewornwithasmart pairof trousersand crispwhiteshirt for atailored classiclook oritcanbevamped upwithapairof skinnyjeans and killerheels.What’s <strong>the</strong> most you’veever spent on an item ofclothing?Ibought afab suedebrownand gold macstyle coatin America,whichsetme backafewhundred quid. ItissoniceIdaren’t wearit,butwhen Ido Ijust loveit.What’s been your worst buy?Should Iadmit tothis one? Ashelltracksuit, but thisnightmarepurchasewas when Iwasin my earlyteens,andshell tracksuits wereinfashion <strong>the</strong>n.NowIlook back,Iresembled VickyPollardfrom Little Britain –yeh,whatever,itwasfashion... <strong>the</strong>n.What are your favourite shops?Iloveall typesof shopsasIloveshopping.SarahCoggles in York ismyfavourite. Ihave an eclectictastesowillwear anything from <strong>the</strong> high street,Topshop and H&M.Primarkisagirl’sbest friend forcheekycheapthings.Ialso spend hoursin charityshops and frequent carboot sales; hidden in abootofacarI’vefound vintage bagsand coats.What’s your favourite beauty product?IuseClarinsproducts.Iusethree of <strong>the</strong>irproducts forevery day.Iampale skinned and find ithardtogetawaywithwearing aheavy mattfoundation. IuseClarinsfoundation forblondes,whichisreallylight towear andprovidesaflawless cover.Myo<strong>the</strong>rlittle treatisbeauty flashbalm and Iswear bythis,andClarinslip balm.Have you any beauty tips?Ihave anormalroutine likemost girls.Iamin mymid 30s sorecommend alwaystaking your make-up off atnight.Try touseall productswithin abrand as<strong>the</strong>yworkbetterwithone ano<strong>the</strong>r.Iapplyafacemaskmaybeonceortwiceaweek,that’smytreat.Which celebrity’s style doyou admire and why?Thisisalways ahardquestion toanswer.Iwant tosay KateMossbecause she can reinven<strong>the</strong>rself.Itend to goforunderstated people likeKateBosworth;she issimplyclassicandcanwearmostlyanylook. Ihaverecentlyseen apicture ofherwearing a1930s-inspired outfitincluding headwear and Ithoughtshe looked great.What Ialsolikeabout her is she doesn’tshowloads of flesh.■ Love Marketing, PublicRelations &<strong>Events</strong>, 01642-322544 or 07712-488943,www.love-marketing.co.ukLEATHER LOOK: Topshopjeans; T-shirt from Bershka; jacketby People’s Market


www.<strong>the</strong>nor<strong>the</strong>rnecho.co.ukJanuary 200715gadget manThe triumphsand turkeys■ D o n ’t m is sB u r t o n ’s B y t e s– g a m e r e v ie w sin T h e N o r t h e r nE c h o e v e r yT u e s d a yNIGEL BURTON nominates <strong>the</strong> winners and losers in <strong>the</strong> gadget game over <strong>the</strong> past 12 monthsIT’Sbeen agreat2006 if youenjoyvideogames. The year started with Microsoft’sexcellent Xbox 360 makingwaves and ended with <strong>the</strong> debut of aninnovative new console from Nintendo–one that promises totake video gaminginto <strong>the</strong> realm of family entertainment. Inbetween, <strong>the</strong>re has been asteady stream ofexcellentsoftwaretitlesand one ortwogenuineclassics.Only<strong>the</strong> no-showof <strong>the</strong> SonyPlayStation3spoilt an o<strong>the</strong>rwise vintage year. But Iguess we still need something to look forwardtoin2007.Sowhatwere<strong>the</strong> winners and losers in <strong>the</strong>past 12 months? Allow me to share myprejudicesandprovide some pointers if youhaveagreat wad ofChristmas cash burning ahole in your pocket.BESTFOOTBALLGAMEHIS isatrickyone.T Normallyit’sabitof anobrainer:ProEvolution Soccerwinsif youliketotake control of<strong>the</strong> players and <strong>the</strong> seminalFootballManagernicks<strong>the</strong> silverwareifyoufancyyourself as amastertactician. But thisyearwesawadetermined effort byElectronicArtstonick<strong>the</strong> console gaminghonourswithFIFA‘07.The gameplay in FIFA has been tweaked(again) to make it more than ever aclone of<strong>the</strong> mighty ProEvolution Soccer.Your playerstend to make sensible ra<strong>the</strong>r than suicidalruns and <strong>the</strong> team actually responds toamid-game change in tactics. There’s evenamanagementoption builtin.And it all looks mighty fine with beautifullymodelled stadia and accurate playerlikenesses. The soundtrack isexcellent and<strong>the</strong> presentation generally excellent, afiendishmenusystem notwithstanding.Soanyone who found acopyof FIFAlyingbeneath <strong>the</strong> Christmas tree shouldn’t feeltoo let down. More than ever <strong>the</strong> EA franchiseishot on <strong>the</strong> heels of <strong>the</strong> market leadingProEvo.Infact,ProEvoalmost handed <strong>the</strong> title toFIFA this year partly because, in some respects,<strong>the</strong>latest version isastep backwards.The CPU opponents are ei<strong>the</strong>r woeful orfrighteninglygood –and formseemstohaveno bearing on how<strong>the</strong>ywill perform–while<strong>the</strong> graphicshaven’tshown<strong>the</strong> same attentionto detail as aFIFA game for acouple ofseasons now.And yet Pro Evo still nicks itthanks to<strong>the</strong> sublime controls and <strong>the</strong> excellentball physics that feel (and look) justright.Next year, though, Konami will have tostep upalevel if itisn’ttobefound wanting.As for Football Manager 2007, what canyou say? It’s still <strong>the</strong> daddy of all managementsimsand<strong>the</strong> stubbornly2-Dmatchengineremainsaworkofgenius.If youownaPC and lovefootball <strong>the</strong>n beprepared toloseawhole chunk of your life tothisgame.BEST ROLEPLAYING GAMEHE difficultywhen youhaveT attained nearperfection isconsistentlymaintaining <strong>the</strong>gold standardtimeaftertime.The Legend ofZelda: Ocarinaof Time on <strong>the</strong> N64would figureinanyone’slistof atop ten all-time greatestvideo games –which makes <strong>the</strong> task offollowing it uponanew console somethingof athankless task.The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princesstakesno chances.Youwon’tfind <strong>the</strong> daringinnovation once used in Majora’s Mask or<strong>the</strong> unusual graphical look afforded TheWind Waker.Instead, you use <strong>the</strong> Nintendo Wii’swireless controllers to battle your waythrough ano<strong>the</strong>rclassicadventure.Initiallyitfeelsabitstrange using <strong>the</strong> analoguestick to control movement while <strong>the</strong>remote targets <strong>the</strong> bad guys, but <strong>the</strong> lure ofTwilight Princess is sogreat that within afewminutesitall seemstobesecond nature.Which isjust as well because graphicallythis game is nothing to boast about. In fact,it wouldn’t have looked out of place on<strong>the</strong>Nintendo Game Cube and Xbox 360 ownerswill scoff ifyou point toTwilight Princessas one of <strong>the</strong> very best games available on<strong>the</strong> Wii.And yetNintendo hasalways knownthatgreat graphics don’t necessarily make agreatgame –and provesi<strong>the</strong>reonceagain.Once more azeal game provides acompellingexcusetoupgrade toanewplatform.TBEST INNOVATIONHE wireless controllers used by <strong>the</strong>Nintendo Wii are taking gaming to awhole new level.Only last week Iwas browsing at alargecomputer store and spotted afamily(mum, dad and two kids) enjoying agameof tennis on <strong>the</strong> Wii. The two kids had <strong>the</strong>controls but mum and dad clearly couldn’tresist having ago <strong>the</strong>mselves. After acouple of rallies <strong>the</strong>y were grabbing <strong>the</strong>controls and taking to <strong>the</strong> courts for ahusband-wife grudge match.And all this was going on within <strong>the</strong>confines of abustling computersuperstore.I’m willing to bet that nei<strong>the</strong>r parentwould have dared pick up aPS2 controlleror an Xbox 360 to “just have aquick go”.The Wii has done <strong>the</strong> impossible –madeparents and non-believers understandwhat makes video games fun.GAME OFTHE YEARHERE weresomanycontenders but,in <strong>the</strong> end, <strong>the</strong> choice waseasy.GearsT of Warhasbeen along time coming.Microsoftrolled out avideo demo of <strong>the</strong>game in progress every time it wanted toshow off what<strong>the</strong> Xbox360 reallywascapable of producing. Afterawhile itbegan to look as though Gears could neverliveupto<strong>the</strong> hype.Thankfully,itdoes–and some.Thisismore than just aHalo-beaterforanewgeneration;it’sawhole newexperience.Even people who aren’tdirectlyplaying <strong>the</strong>game cangetakickout of something sobreathtakinglybeautiful and cinematic.Thisis<strong>the</strong> firstgame toshowuswhat<strong>the</strong>next generation of gamesconsolesarecapable of achieving and <strong>the</strong> futureistrulybright.STINKEROF THE YEARN<strong>the</strong>orycreating aI video gamefrom aclassicmovie should beeasy, especiallyone with asmany set piecesas Jaws.So what wentwrong? Perhapsit was <strong>the</strong>ridiculousliberties taken with <strong>the</strong> storyline, or <strong>the</strong>“super powers” <strong>the</strong> fish appears to possessor <strong>the</strong> way <strong>the</strong> graphics were so bad itwasquite possible to get your shark stuck onabit of scenery with nooption but to startagain.Whatever you do, don’t go into <strong>the</strong>games shop and buy this truly awfulconcoction.There was ano<strong>the</strong>r late entrant for thiscategory: British Telecom for failing toreconnect my phone line after Imovedhouse before Christmas and driving mecrazy with astupid automated voiceanswering service with its patronisinganswers to pertinent questions. If that isservice, I’m aDutchman. No on-linegaming for me over <strong>the</strong> holiday season<strong>the</strong>n.


16 January 2007www.<strong>the</strong>nor<strong>the</strong>rnecho.co.ukshoppingWOOD FOR GOOD:Furnique stocks arange of oakand pine furnitureGlenn’s treasure troveSTORE owner Glenn Carter is celebratingamajorvictory in clinchingretail park status for his FurniqueCreative Furniture business. Heopened <strong>the</strong> store onDarlington’sNeasham Road site late last year and is delightedwith<strong>the</strong> achievement.“It’squitesomething forasmall business toget on to aretail park. Usually it is much biggerconcernswhichget<strong>the</strong>seslots,”hesays.Glenn isdrawing on his25years of retail experiencetotake<strong>the</strong> business forward.Hesays <strong>the</strong> Furniquerange of oakand pinefurniture ties in well with <strong>the</strong> area surrounding<strong>the</strong> park. The storecaters forawide rangeof tastes–from flat-packstobuiltfurniture,ofwhichmorethan70 percentismade in <strong>the</strong> UK.Furnique does office, bedroom and dining,plus awide selection of mattresses and beds,suitesand chairs and accessoriessuchasmirrorsand ornaments.Glenn arrived in Darlington from Stockton,wherehehadastoreinanex-carshowroom on<strong>the</strong> Mandale Triangle. “We conquered Stockton,”hesays,“andmade alotof friendsin thatarea.”He says trading in general isdifficult at <strong>the</strong>moment but adds: “We are holding our owneven though it’stough in thissectorrightnow.Acouple of months ago things were buoyant,but Ithink of latepeople havelost abitof confidenceregarding <strong>the</strong>ir spending.”Glenn says Furniquecanoffermuchthatbiggerstores can’t. If acustomer wants aspecialitem whichisnotin store,he will trytosourceitfor<strong>the</strong>m.“Wegetalotof compliments from people aswe offer amore personal service than manyo<strong>the</strong>rstores,”hesays.The range on offer is well set out in 5,000 sqftof spaceonone floor.Delivery usuallytakestwotothree weeks,althoughmost items are in<strong>the</strong> warehouse andreadytogo.“In <strong>the</strong> future, Iwould love to open morestores in <strong>the</strong> North-East but it’s early days. Itwill be down to hard work and abit of luck,”says Glenn. “Wenow have regular customerscoming from asfarafield asLeedsand that’savery good sign. Our furniture ismostly UKbuiltandof <strong>the</strong> finest quality and people latchon tothat.”Offeringcreativegoodstosuitall tastesandbudgets,<strong>the</strong> Furniqueshowroom isatreasuretroveofbespokefurniture.■ Furnique isopen from 9.30am to 6pmMonday toSaturday and 10am to 4pm onSundays. The store isnext to Matalan on<strong>the</strong>Neasham Road retail park, Darlington. Tel:01325-488999.


www.<strong>the</strong>nor<strong>the</strong>rnecho.co.ukJanuary 200717Heat treatmentsWHEN it comes tofires and fireplaces,Colin Wood is certainlyblazing a trail at <strong>the</strong> CountyDurham Open Fire Centre. Andhe hasbyno meansfinished yet.Hehasbig plansfor<strong>the</strong> business he boughtlastJuly and is buzzing with ideas for turning <strong>the</strong>centreinto<strong>the</strong> best in <strong>the</strong> North-East.You only have to step into <strong>the</strong> showroom toget <strong>the</strong> feel of what Colin aims toachieve withhisseeminglyboundless energyand drive. Fires,stoves,range cookers and fireplacesareall wellset out.And upstairs is aFire Desire range, whichColin describesashis‘platinumcollection’.The Open Fire Centre had been established20 years when Colin decided tobuy it. “Ihad been in <strong>the</strong> industryalongtime,working for ‘anumber of manufacturers,”he says.“Iwasfull of ideasforchanging <strong>the</strong> image of <strong>the</strong>business and had gained valuableexperiencewhile workingfor o<strong>the</strong>rs. Iknow what sellsand whatdoesn’t.”SinceColin took on <strong>the</strong> OFC,<strong>the</strong> showroom hasalreadyhadamajor facelift, introducingtouches such as solid limestoneflooring and carpets.Fire Desire brings in <strong>the</strong> designerelement. Customersclimb up to an area featuringcomfortable lea<strong>the</strong>rchairs,coffeetables and ultra-modern fires inset in <strong>the</strong>walls.Subtle worksof art aredotted around <strong>the</strong>wallsand <strong>the</strong>secanbeboughtaspart of <strong>the</strong> firepackage.“Iwanttobring in bespokepackagesatareasonablecost, to keep <strong>the</strong> core of<strong>the</strong> centre butalsocaterforthosewho wantsomething thatlittlebitdifferent,”hesays.“Our range isvery varied and wescoreinthatwe dounderstand clients’ needs. When peoplecome in here we treat <strong>the</strong>m as individuals, listento<strong>the</strong>irneedsand tailor-make <strong>the</strong>m apackage,”saysColin, adding that 80 per cent of hisbusiness comesfrom referrals.Colin likes tothink of <strong>the</strong> centre as “a stoveIdon’t want tobe<strong>the</strong> biggestfireplace companyin <strong>the</strong> North-East,but Ido want tobe <strong>the</strong> bestBusinessman Colin Wood isall fired up ready for <strong>the</strong>challenges of <strong>the</strong> comingyear,he tells SHEILA WEBERshop which does fireplaces”. The centre offersan impressive range of gas, electric, LPG, oil,wood and solid fuel fires and stoves, all backedup by an installation service contracted out tospecialists.The starting priceforafireand surroundis around £900. The most expensive oneColin hasdone is£4,000.Colin, who is 38and comes from Hartlepool,served in <strong>the</strong> RAF and after that worked forBritish Gas as asales consultant, always stayingwithin<strong>the</strong>top ten forsalesnationally.Heisnow happy tobe his own boss. Colin is also aCorgi and Hetasengineer,sonotonlycanhedesignsomething thatisvisuallystunning tolookat, but isalsotechnically correct.“It’smyaim toturnpeople’sfireplacedreamsintoreality and Iwill go toanylengths todothat,”hesays.Working with Iain Macraeas customer services <strong>manager</strong>,Colinnow designs some of<strong>the</strong> FireDesirerange himself.One on show is gas-fired andgranite-lined with a row ofwhite pebbles, <strong>the</strong> flamesbeing reflected atall angles.Itcomesin three sizesand looksgreatunder awall-insetTV.In 2007, <strong>the</strong>re are also plansforaninglenook withalivingfire, a woodland floor andtrees area called Out of <strong>the</strong>Woods and a Home on <strong>the</strong>Range area. Colin also wantstodevelop akitchen areawithavariety of range and stovebrandssuchasAgaand Rayburn. He is also planning a newfrontage,withfloortoceiling glass,sothatpeoplecansee what’s on offerat <strong>the</strong> OFC.“I put my heart and soul into this business,”he says.“IamMr100 percent.Idon’twanttobe<strong>the</strong> biggest fireplacecompanyin <strong>the</strong> North-East,but Ido wanttobe<strong>the</strong> best.”■ Open Fire Centre, 12b, DragonvilleIndustrial Park, Durham City DH1 2XH.Tel: 0191-383-0981. www.openfirecentre.co.uk■ Opening hours: Monday,Tuesday,Thursday and Friday 9.30am-5pm; Saturday9.30am-3.30pm; closed Sunday andWednesday afternoon.–Colin Wood, aboveHere at <strong>the</strong> Open Fire Centre, wecan turn your fireplace dreams intoreality. We strive to provide <strong>the</strong> bestcustomer service possible to ensurethat you can sit back and relax asyour fireplace dreams come true.Our CORGI and HETAS registeredprofessional engineers can installany of our fireplaces, cookers andstoves. So <strong>the</strong>re islittle reason tolook anywhere o<strong>the</strong>r than <strong>the</strong> OpenFire Centre.Open Fire Centre has beenestablished for over 20 years,providing excellent service as weare dedicated to helping you find<strong>the</strong> right stove, fireplace orfire tosuit your own individual needs.With over 100 combined yearsexperience in<strong>the</strong> industry, you canrest assured that you are in<strong>the</strong> righthands. Open Fire Centre hashelped thousands of customers findjust what’s right for <strong>the</strong>m, no matterhow specific <strong>the</strong>ir needs.126 Dragonville Industrial ParkDurham City DH1 2XHTel: 0191 3830981Fax: 0191 3840416www.openfirecentre.co.uk


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www.<strong>the</strong>nor<strong>the</strong>rnecho.co.ukJanuary 200719‘Give your internalorgans awell-earnedbreak –eat plenty offresh fruit, beans andveg, which arepacked with nutrientsand protectiveantioxidantsand take everything else to acar boot sale.You’d be surprised <strong>the</strong> difference switchingoff <strong>the</strong> television,especiallyatmealtimes,canmake to <strong>the</strong> atmosphere at home. Replace ahalf-hour TV programme withmeditation andbreathing exercises, or simply curl up with agood book.Afteraweek on <strong>the</strong> detoxplanyoushould noticeadifference in<strong>the</strong> way you feel and look.Your energylevelswill increase,youwill sleepbetter,your skin will beclearer–and youmaybegin tolook atyour life afresh.Why not reward yourself for sticking to ahealthierlifestyle and giveyour detoxafur<strong>the</strong>rboost. There are an array of luxurious spas tochoose from, but for asoak incountry’s only<strong>the</strong>rmalwaters try<strong>the</strong> newlyopened ThermaeBath Spa. Lie back in<strong>the</strong> mineral-rich watersand take in <strong>the</strong> spectacular views from <strong>the</strong>rooftop pool over <strong>the</strong> abbey and <strong>the</strong> honeycolouredstone housesto<strong>the</strong> hillsbeyond. Thespaalsooffers arange of calming <strong>the</strong>rapiesincludingwatsu,acombination of waterand shiatsu.Don’tforget<strong>the</strong>re’sone placeyoucanalwaysescape to for pampering that won’t break <strong>the</strong>bank. With afew simple touches you can turnyour bathroom into aslice ofparadise. 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20 January 2007www.<strong>the</strong>nor<strong>the</strong>rnecho.co.ukmotoringDoing thingsdifferentlyPZ WITH PIZAZZ: <strong>the</strong> Mazda with twin rotors and back-to-front doorsMotoring correspondent IAN LAMMING enjoys atwisty winterride over to<strong>the</strong> Lakes in Mazda’s new RX-8 PZITshould have been <strong>the</strong> worst of drives.Wet, windy and wild, winter’s worsthurled everything it could at <strong>the</strong> YorkshireDaleslandscape.Stretching before me, 80 tortuous miles ofnarrow,minor roads that led from home inNorth Yorkshire to aholiday house in<strong>the</strong>Lakes.Itsimplyshouldn’thavebeen anyfunas<strong>the</strong>blackasphalt,strewnwithbranchesand thickwith mud, twisted left and right, flanked bythreatening dry stone walls.The fact it wasn’t abad drive at all musthavebeen testamentto<strong>the</strong> quality of <strong>the</strong> testcar and my unconditional love of<strong>the</strong> North,whateverits mood.Mazda’sRX-8 hasalways been adriver’scarwith an ability to charm, thanks toits blendof performanceand handling.Criticsneverthoughtitwould catchonbecauseofits alternative engine –<strong>the</strong> only rotarymotor on <strong>the</strong> market –and <strong>the</strong> odd reardoor set-up, but it has and you certainly seeplenty of <strong>the</strong>m on today’sroads.Three years down<strong>the</strong> line it’stime tofreshen<strong>the</strong> brand and while its aes<strong>the</strong>tics and dynamicshavestood<strong>the</strong> test,launching a“special”doesn’tgo amiss.RX-8 PZ gains bits and pieces <strong>the</strong> real enthusiastwill appreciate. Mazda has calledupon one of motorsport’s greats –Prodrive –to tweak and tune and hone and fiddle with<strong>the</strong> top-of-<strong>the</strong>-range 231bhp RX-8.The first thing this fine and splendid companyofenthusiasts did waslowerride heightand swapsuspension components toimproveride and handling –which itdoes togreateffect.The resultiscleverra<strong>the</strong>rthanmiraculousbecause <strong>the</strong> standard RX-8 is pretty good onits pins.What<strong>the</strong> changesdo succeed in doingis improve ride, which isbrick-hard on<strong>the</strong>standard model but much more forgivingand refined on <strong>the</strong> PZ.Electricpowersteering isalsosharpened,giving <strong>the</strong> RX-8 cat-like responses and <strong>the</strong>Mazda has awonderful feeling of grip, poiseand balancethatdrivers will adore.The motor remains <strong>the</strong> same quirky twinrotary affair but <strong>the</strong> new exhaust makes it atad more vocal. It’s acurious and uniquemotor.Nocylinders in sightjust twobig holes,inside of which triangular rotors spin at upto9,000 revolutionsperminute.The result sounds and feels very differentto conventional engines. It has tobe workedhardtoperformas<strong>the</strong>reisn’ttoo muchin<strong>the</strong>bagbelowabout 5,000rpm. When itdoesventits spleen, it almost sounds like amotorbike.It is quick –itwill crack 60mph in just oversix seconds and has atop speed of 146mph –but <strong>the</strong>re isaprice to pay at <strong>the</strong> pumps andyou shouldn’t expect tosee much more thanlowtomid-20 in <strong>the</strong> miles-per-gallon stakes.PZ also gets new painted, 18in, dark silver,ten-spoke, lightweight alloy wheels courtesyof F1aficionadosOZ, amarked-upbootspoiler,PZandProdrivelettering on <strong>the</strong> side,aerodynamicpack,twinchrome tail exhausts,lowdrag sports door mirrors and mesh grilles.Overall, <strong>the</strong> look is lean and mean but remarkablydiscreet.There are many nice touches, such as <strong>the</strong>way <strong>the</strong> rear fog light, alloy headrest insertsand gearleverknobape <strong>the</strong> triangularenginerotors.RX-8 remainsuniquewithits freestyle reardoors,whichopen <strong>the</strong> oppositewayto<strong>the</strong> conventionalfrontdoors.Therereallyisspacein<strong>the</strong> backfortwopassengers too and though itdoesn’tlook it,itiscomfortable enough.The dashboard isafine example of designands <strong>the</strong> interior oozes quality –and soundsgreattoo with its upgraded Bose hi-fi.


www.<strong>the</strong>nor<strong>the</strong>rnecho.co.ukJanuary 200721connectionsLAPPING IT UP: <strong>the</strong> recent Beatrix Potter movie has made <strong>the</strong> Lakes an international magnetWalking in awinterwonderlandWITH its snow-capped mountains, cut-glasslakes, frosted dry-stone walls, and top hotelsandrestaurants,<strong>the</strong> Lake District–usuallyflooded with tourists in <strong>the</strong> summer –is <strong>the</strong> perfect place to relax by alog fire and unwind.Alternatively,you could get togged up and brave <strong>the</strong>greatoutdoors.Here,wesuggest some thingsyoucoulddo in <strong>the</strong> Lake Districtthiswinter.WALKHEADfor Lake Grasmere orRydalin<strong>the</strong> centralLakeDistrict, abeautiful, sparsely-populated valley ringedwith fells and home to cosy cafes, independent shopsand easy walks around <strong>the</strong> Lake shore. Check out <strong>the</strong>Lion and Lamb rock formation watching overWordsworth’svillage from <strong>the</strong> summitof nearbyHelmCrag. Alternatively,orderahotteaand feed <strong>the</strong> swansfrom <strong>the</strong> banksof <strong>the</strong> Lake at<strong>the</strong> mysticalCelticFaeryTeaRooms.www.grasmere.comLUNCHTUCKED away off <strong>the</strong> beaten track on<strong>the</strong> mountainroadbetween Ambleside and UllswaterisatraditionalLake District pub in avillage no bigger than astreet,called Troutbeck. Sandwiched between <strong>the</strong> Hundredsand <strong>the</strong> famous HighStreetmountain walk,<strong>the</strong> MortalMan commands agreat view across <strong>the</strong> atmosphericvalley and has been serving sustenance to all thosewho’vecalled atits doorsince1689.www.<strong>the</strong>mortalman.comHOTELCUMBRIAand The Lake Districthavehundredsof tophotels, self catering cottages and contemporary B&Bsto choose from, complete with cosy fires, luxuriousroomsand views todie for.Therearefewbetterplacestowatch<strong>the</strong> darknights descend thanfrom <strong>the</strong> picturelounge at<strong>the</strong> SharrowBayHotel,whichhasahuge windowwhichframesLakeUllswaterin anever-changingportrait.Alternatively,headforArmathwaiteHall nearKeswick for 400-acres of deer park and woodland, fourposter beds and six-star views of <strong>the</strong> Lake District atBassenthwaitewww.sharrowbay.co.ukorwww.armathwaite-hall.comHOT AIR BALLOONSEE<strong>the</strong> majestic, muscularlandscape likeneverbeforefrom <strong>the</strong> perspective of<strong>the</strong> ospreys which have made<strong>the</strong>irnest high in <strong>the</strong> forests aboveBassenthwaiteLake.Marvel at <strong>the</strong> soaring mountains, <strong>the</strong> intricate patchworkofdry-stonewallsand glittering lakesbelow.MartinCasson, of <strong>the</strong> Bowness-based hot air balloon companyHigh Adventure will even serve up aglass ofchampagne on your gentle returntoearth.www.high-adventure.co.ukGET ACTIVEMUD,sweat,gears and beers.That’swhatLake Districtweekendsareall about forsome.Withhundredsof challengingcourses,downhilldaredevilsand winding countrylanes, whatever your bike and however wellequipped youare,<strong>the</strong>re’splenty tochoosefrom. Try <strong>the</strong>newten-mile single trackaround Grizedale Forest nearWindermere, which takes you along leaf-encrustedlanes and pine-pungent pathways. Alternatively,headfor Whinlatter Forest near Keswick for aaone-stopshopexperienceofcourses,acafe and visitor centre.www.forestry.gov.uk/forestryONE FOR THE KIDSWHETHER <strong>the</strong> kidsaretwoor20,<strong>the</strong>y’ll all find somethingtoenjoyon atrip toone of <strong>the</strong> country’sforemostconservation zoos.GetcloseuptoSumatrantigers,hippos,giraffes and baboons at <strong>the</strong> South Lakes Wild AnimalParkatDalton-in-Furness.www.wildanimalpark.co.ukINDOOR ATTRACTIONIT’S wet, it’s cold, it’s winter.You want food, drink,warmthand entertainmentand youdo notwanttoventuretoofarforall four.Headfor<strong>the</strong> Rheged Centre,justoff <strong>the</strong> M6atPenrith(junction 40)withits double-deckersized movie screens showing perfect Sunday afternoonepicslikeShackleton,Vikings,<strong>the</strong> SerengetiandEverest.Therearealsoregularexhibitions,achildren’sindoorplayarea, toyshops,agallery,astylishfood barcalled Tasteand amoderncafe serving everything fromciabattastopizzas.Beforeyouleave,call in at<strong>the</strong> foodhall to bag some smoked meats, British cheeses andgreatwine forwhen yougethome.www.rheged.com■ For more information go to www.golakes.co.uk.To book accommodation call 0845-450-1199.Being pampered at HarveyNichols and spending <strong>the</strong>night at agreat hotel –what could be abettercombination for agirly tripto Leeds? Women’s EditorSARAH FOSTER and hersister take abreakTHE sun was out, <strong>the</strong> skywas blue, and we wereheading for <strong>the</strong> shops –could <strong>the</strong>re be greater joythan this? My sister Emma, ashopaholic, and Iwere bound forLeeds. As it was years since sheand Ihad been away,and even<strong>the</strong>n we’d been with mum anddad, Ithought anight at an hotelwas overdue. And knowingEmma’s love for clo<strong>the</strong>s (as well ashandbags, coats and shoes) Ifigured Leeds would meet ourneeds.We’d booked anight at <strong>the</strong>Woodlands Hotel, outside <strong>the</strong>sprawling city centre inquietGildersome. It took just 15minutes toreach <strong>the</strong> thrivingcentral hub and what welost from<strong>the</strong> commute we gained fromcountryside and peace.Our stunning bolthole, withstone facade and well-keptgrounds, is one of three top-notchhotels owned by The TomahawkGroup. Comprising 17 tastefulrooms, each one unique, itwelcomed its first guests twoyears ago. Prior tothat –whichprobably explains its old-worldfeel –itwas <strong>the</strong> residence ofaman who owned alocal textilemill. Wechecked inquickly –<strong>the</strong>shops were calling –and soon ataxi was transporting us <strong>the</strong>irway.At Harvey Nichols Ihad mymake-up done while Emmawatched. My hour appointment,with aconsultant from TrishMcEvoy,had been arranged by <strong>the</strong>hotel. Though not amassivemake-up fan (my normal look isjust mascara and lip balm) Ididenjoy <strong>the</strong> consultation. Whatreally helped was that it workedwith what Iknew –and Ikept mynatural-looking face. The onlydownside came from havingsuper-sensitive skin, whichdespite assurances to<strong>the</strong>contrary, reacted badly to<strong>the</strong>products.Wewent from here to meet twofriendly personal shoppers. Theirservices are free and can be usedby anyone, yet wefelt privilegedas weentered <strong>the</strong>ir domain –aseparate wing of Harvey Nichols.Perhaps <strong>the</strong> highlight of our stay,we got todon designer gowns –from jewel-encrusted AliceTemperley toAlexander McQueen–while sipping complimentarywine. It made our day,and whilewe didn’t buy athing, we lovedjust seeing how <strong>the</strong>y looked. Atleast if one of us becomes rich, wenow know where we’ll go to shop.Afur<strong>the</strong>r treat, which <strong>the</strong> hotelhad also planned, was comingback <strong>the</strong> following day forEmma’s make-up consultation.This was with Pout, ayoung andfunky product line, and she wasthrilled to have false eyelashesapplied. The make-up artist gluedWOODLANDS HOTEL: oldbuilding with amodern twiston lashes one by one, so thatinstead ofone thick line, she hadjust some at <strong>the</strong> far corner of eacheye. She loved <strong>the</strong> fresh and dewylook achieved by nudes and subtlepinks and wished <strong>the</strong> make-upcould be purchased nearer home.Of course <strong>the</strong>re’s more toshopping in Leeds than HarveyNichols, and we made sure we did<strong>the</strong> rounds of o<strong>the</strong>r stores. Thegiant Primark (where would webe without it?) provided bargainfashion buys and <strong>the</strong>re wereplenty more around. Worn outand clutching several bags, wemade our way back to <strong>the</strong> hotel,where we had time to really takein its luxury.Wehad adjoining double roomsand both were sumptuous andsmart. My spacious suite –<strong>the</strong>largest room in which I’ve stayed–was labelled ‘Sarsenet’; like all<strong>the</strong> rest, aname from Woodlands’textile past. Iloved <strong>the</strong> huge fourposter bed, <strong>the</strong> brown silkcurtains and <strong>the</strong> views, but mostof all Iloved <strong>the</strong> bath –agiantairbath, to be precise. It was aroom Icould have lived in for amonth.Wedined like queens in <strong>the</strong>hotel’s contemporary restaurant –Ichose fish pie while Emmaplumped for <strong>the</strong> roast beef –and<strong>the</strong>n enjoyed ahearty breakfast<strong>the</strong> next day.Weleft withbatteries re-charged –and onemore day tohit <strong>the</strong> shops.■ Shopping break packages atWoodlands Hotel, including afullYorkshire breakfast, chauffeurdriventransport to and fromHarvey Nichols, make-upconsultation, personal shoppingand afternoon tea at<strong>the</strong> hotel,begin at £89 per person. For moredetails on this and o<strong>the</strong>rpackages, visitwww.woodlandsleeds.co.uk orcall0113-2381488.


22 January 2007www.<strong>the</strong>nor<strong>the</strong>rnecho.co.ukconnectionsPARADISE REGAINED: Mike and Lindsay chill outLINDSAY JENNINGS wonderedhow she would cope on aremote,paradise island –just her and <strong>the</strong>new husband for seven days. Theanswer was, wonderfullyWEhavebarelybeen on <strong>the</strong> propeller-planeflight for morethan five minutes when whatappears to be dry ice beginspouring out of <strong>the</strong> air conditioningvents. The plane rocks from side toside and husband Mikeand Ifighteacho<strong>the</strong>rtopeerout of <strong>the</strong> tinycondensation-filled windows.Arewegoing totouchdownalive?“Theeeees is not your usual flying huh?says <strong>the</strong> Danishwomansitting in frontof us,giggling nervously.We’reflying withBerjayaAir(Bejeezus Air,as Mike will later christen it) amere 40minutesfrom Singapore enroute to Tioman Island,off<strong>the</strong> east coast of Malaysia, describedas one of <strong>the</strong> most beautiful islands in <strong>the</strong>world.Suddenly,as<strong>the</strong> plane lurches dramaticallyto<strong>the</strong>right,itcomesintoview.And wow–what aview.Tioman’s pale, sandy beach canbe seen snaking in front of stunning, mountainousgreenery.We’re booked into <strong>the</strong> Bagus Place retreat,to <strong>the</strong> south of<strong>the</strong> island, accessible only bya20 minutespeedboatride.Yohan,<strong>the</strong> Frenchbar<strong>manager</strong>of <strong>the</strong> resort,meets us at<strong>the</strong> airport.“Ow was your treep,” hesays, with alaid-back smileand hand outstretched torelieveus of our heavy suit-‘case. “Fine,”wechime.We’re about to enter aworld where stress is unheardof.As <strong>the</strong> serviceable speedboatbobs over <strong>the</strong> waves,we’regiven anindication ofwhat’s tocome in <strong>the</strong> shapeof o<strong>the</strong>r resorts dottedTwo mountainousrocks stand guardover abeautifulsweep of privatebeach...around <strong>the</strong> edge of <strong>the</strong> island. Tioman,said tobe <strong>the</strong> haunt of pirates in <strong>the</strong> 18th centuryand, more recently,<strong>the</strong> setting for <strong>the</strong> 1950sHollywood film South Pacific, is only 39kmlong and 12 km wide. Beyond <strong>the</strong> resorts liesvirtuallyuntouched lushjungle teeming withwildlife and beautifulwaterfalls.Finally,aswespeed around <strong>the</strong> island, wereach Bagus Place (Bagus means beautifuland good).“It looks like an episode from Lost,” saysMike.Two mountainous rocks stand guard overabeautiful sweep of private beach. In <strong>the</strong>trees can be seen one of Bagus Place’s threespacious chalets,and in <strong>the</strong> distanceits woodenbarand restaurant.Bagus PlacewasinitiallysetupbyParisianEric Prose and his friend Yono bin Rajimanbefore<strong>the</strong>ywerejoined in <strong>the</strong> business bySurrey-bornAjay Barai. (Eric has since sold hisshare to<strong>the</strong> fa<strong>the</strong>rs of Ajayand Yohan).Honeymoon heavenThe resort opened in June 2004 and tookabout two years to create with most of <strong>the</strong>building materials being recycled or locallysourced. The aim wastocreateaholidaywithadifference while minimising <strong>the</strong> environmentalfootprinton<strong>the</strong> earth. And <strong>the</strong>yhavecertainlyachieved <strong>the</strong>iraim.After awelcome drink in <strong>the</strong> bar,we headoff to our own chalet, Rock House, which, as<strong>the</strong> title suggests, sits on rocks overlooking<strong>the</strong> South China Sea. The view is stunningand our shoulders relax ano<strong>the</strong>r couple ofinches.<strong>Inside</strong>, <strong>the</strong> chalet is pristine with electricceiling fansand atiled bathroom and showerpumping plentifulamounts of hotwater.Theloungeareacontainsadaybed,amini-fridgepackedwithdrinksand doors whichleadonto<strong>the</strong> verandaand thosemagnificentseaviews.Upstairs is adouble bed, with clean whitecotton sheets and amosquitonet,and averanda.Dinner,like breakfast andlunch, is served in <strong>the</strong> candlelitwooden restaurant,with <strong>the</strong> waves lappingagainst <strong>the</strong> supports.Susi, <strong>the</strong> resident chef,brings out an Indonesianstylechicken curry with coconutmilk,served withfriedpotatoes,riceand sauted vegetables.It’s absolutely delicious.For <strong>the</strong> next few nightswe munch through beef and chicken dishesand exquisite fish baked infoil on <strong>the</strong> barbecue.There is always a choice too. Lunchranges from burgers to fried rice and squid.Breakfast iscereal,scrambled eggsorbananapancakes–depending on whe<strong>the</strong>r<strong>the</strong> cheekymonkeys have pilfered <strong>the</strong>m all. Iamdesperateto see <strong>the</strong> monkeys, who are just atinypart of <strong>the</strong> wonderfulwildlife here.During <strong>the</strong> day wegosnorkelling. Bagushas plenty of equipment you can borrow,allincluded in <strong>the</strong> price. Wesnorkelto<strong>the</strong> end of<strong>the</strong> pier,hand in hand, feasting our eyes onroyal blue and fluorescent yellow fish; pinkcoral,and blacksea urchins.Ono<strong>the</strong>rdays,Mikeheadsoff into<strong>the</strong> junglewith Yohan for atrek to <strong>the</strong> local waterfall.On ano<strong>the</strong>r, we hire awater taxi (160Malaysian Ringgits –about £23) to anearbyresort which has an impressive golf courseoverlooking <strong>the</strong> sea. While <strong>the</strong> boys head off■ L IN D S A Y J e n n in g s t r a v e lle d f r o m L o n d o nH e a t h r o w t o S in g a p o r e w it h S in g a p o r e A ir -lin e s . C o n t a c t w w w . s in g a p o r e a ir . c o m .T io m a n Is la n d is r e a c h e d v ia a 4 0 - m in u t ep la n e jo u r n e y f r o m S in g a p o r e o r K u a laL u m p u r . B e r ja y a A ir ( w w w . b e r ja y a - a ir . c o m )f ly r e g u la r ly t o t h e is la n d .B a g u s P la c e c o s t s f r o m £ 3 0 p e r p e r s o n , p e rn ig h t in c lu d in g a ll m e a ls , lo c a l e x c u r s io n sa n d t r a n s f e r s . F o r m o r e in f o r m a t io n lo g o n t ow w w . b a g u s p la c e . c o m .for around, Iindulge in aspot of pampering–amassage Tioman-style.No sooner have Ilaid down, than <strong>the</strong> tinymasseuseleapsonto<strong>the</strong> bed likeacat,and beginskneading and pushing out <strong>the</strong> knots inmy back with her tiny,forceful palms. Pleasure,pain, pleasure, pain. “Is <strong>the</strong> pressureokay for yoooo Maaaaaaaam?” she says. “It’sfine,”Isay,grimacing into<strong>the</strong> bed.Afterwards, however,my back feels amazingand all <strong>the</strong> knots have gone, while Mikedeclares it one of <strong>the</strong> best places he’s everplayed golf.We head back towards <strong>the</strong> water taxi andstop off atbustling Tekek,next to<strong>the</strong> airport.Wehavelunchatasmall,busy cafe sitting onyellow plastic chairs and drinking water outof brown and orange enamel mugs, which Ilast saw in my mum’s kitchen in1977. We’veordered chickenriceand I’m nervous.“Someone’sjust ridden amotorbikeinto<strong>the</strong>kitchen,”points out Mike.Then asmall womaninher60s emerges,hergreyhairpinned back,bringing out abowlofsomething wet.“Soup,”she exclaims. “You,”she points tome.“Soup,eat.” Wedidn’tordersoup,but it’sflavoursome,if alittle watery.Then <strong>the</strong> main dishesarrive. The chickenisplump and spicy; Mike’ssquid isdeclared “delicious”.The bill for three is 20Malaysianringgits –about £2.80.On<strong>the</strong> wayback,Yohansits cross-legged on<strong>the</strong> front of <strong>the</strong> boat tomake it go faster.Itcuts through <strong>the</strong> waves,bucking upand downlike arodeo ride, and we hold onto <strong>the</strong> ropes,laughing.Wespend <strong>the</strong> eveningschatting to<strong>the</strong> amiableYohan and <strong>the</strong> only o<strong>the</strong>r couple on <strong>the</strong>resort,Tom and Nicola, who arealsoonhoneymoon.In<strong>the</strong> daytime,weparkourselvesatoppositeendsof <strong>the</strong> paradisebeach,whichisjust howwewantit.But <strong>the</strong>yarefuncompanyand<strong>the</strong> nights areneverdull,particularlywithagame of Karam–likesnookerbut withchequers –whichweplayuntil <strong>the</strong> wee hours.One evening Yono organisesabarbecueon<strong>the</strong> beach. Welightahuge fire,feast on bakedfish and rice and drink Yohan’s “specialpunch”,whichcertainlypacksone.Then <strong>the</strong>guitars come out.Tom, it emerges, used to play in aband.Yono isfantastictoo.They jam toge<strong>the</strong>r,<strong>the</strong>ir fancy fretwork litby <strong>the</strong> flames. Tom launches into <strong>the</strong> Gunsand Roses tune Knocking on Heaven’s Doorand afeeling of complete and utter contentmentwashesovermeasIlook upat<strong>the</strong> blacksky,pin-prickedwithdiamond-likestars.The monkeys don’t come out until <strong>the</strong> lastday.On <strong>the</strong> way tobreakfast, Ispot three of<strong>the</strong>m,picking fleasfrom one ano<strong>the</strong>r.Ano<strong>the</strong>roneswingsin,and <strong>the</strong>yall stareatusdefiantly.Asweeat apple pancakes and honey,ahuge monitorlizardslopesoff into<strong>the</strong> jungle.Thisplaceismagical. The people sofriendly,<strong>the</strong>food –all included in <strong>the</strong> price–superb.It’s<strong>the</strong> kind of placeyoucanhearyour innervoiceforonce,<strong>the</strong> one usuallydrowned out bymodernliving.I’d been concerned that <strong>the</strong>re wouldn’t beenough to do, that Iwould end up talking tomyself likeRobinson Crusoe.But in <strong>the</strong> end,it’shardtotearmyself away.


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