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ISSUE 45 - MAY 2012<br />

• Pig Roast • Beer • Bike Show<br />

• Prizes • Live Band<br />

All Proceeds To Benefit<br />

MAKE A WISH<br />

WWW.BISONCYLES.COM • FACEBOOK/BISONCYLES<br />

In This This Issue<br />

Issue<br />

Legendary Blues<br />

And Roots Rock<br />

See Inside Page 12<br />

OPEN HOUSE<br />

SATURDAY MAY 19TH<br />

with<br />

You Can’t Beat Bison Cycles Prices On Pre-Owned Motorcycles See Center Pages<br />

• Doin’ It For Dean • Eden Chopper Class<br />

• Molson Canadian 2012 Weekly Bike Nights<br />

• Iraq’s Motorcycle Rebels


USED HARLEYS IN STOCK STARTING AT $1495.00<br />

IF YOU WANT A MOTORCYCLE WE WILL MAKE IT HAPPEN!!!<br />

You Can’t Beat Bison Cycles Prices On Pre-Owned Motorcycles<br />

See Center Pages<br />

• Pig Roast • Beer • Bike Show<br />

• Prizes • Live Band<br />

MAKE A WISH<br />

8032 Boston State Road<br />

Hamburg, NY 14075<br />

716.625.8802<br />

www.BISONCYCLES.com<br />

If you’re looking to customize your ride<br />

you’re at the right place<br />

If you’re looking for a used Harley<br />

you’re at the right place<br />

SERVICE • REPAIR • BIKES• PARTS & GEAR<br />

New & Used Motorcycle Parts In Stock<br />

State Of The Art <strong>Service</strong> Center<br />

All Makes And Models<br />

Harley Certified Trained Mechanics<br />

BEEN IN AN ACCIDENT?<br />

OPEN HOUSE SATURDAY MAY 19TH<br />

with<br />

Spring Maintenance<br />

Friendly Fast <strong>Service</strong><br />

Oil Changes To Complete Engine<br />

Rebuilds<br />

We Will Deal With Your Insurance Company And Restore Your Bike To Its Original Condition<br />

All Proceeds<br />

To Benefit<br />

SAVE 15% OFF SERVICE WITH THIS AD<br />

www.BISONCYCLES.com<br />

Join Us On<br />

Facebook/bisoncycles


• Custom Lighting for Bikes, Car<br />

and Truck<br />

• Custom Speaker and Radio<br />

Installation for Bike, Car and Truck<br />

• Custom Body and Paint for Bike,<br />

Cars and Trucks<br />

• Lowering Kits for Bikes, Cars<br />

and Trucks<br />

• Rim and <strong>Tires</strong><br />

Packages<br />

• Remote Starts/<br />

Alarm Combo's<br />

Look For Us On<br />

Facebook: Scapusascap<br />

1939 Grand Island Blvd.<br />

Grand Island, NY 14072<br />

Phone: (716) 775-3333<br />

www.scapusa.com • e-mail: Scapusa@gmail.com<br />

Owner and Operator: Mark Abate<br />

Gas • Diesel • Off Road Diesel<br />

5CENTSOFF<br />

AGALLONOFGAS<br />

EVERY THURSDAY<br />

HAND BLOWN GLASS • HERBAL & TOBACCO PIPES<br />

CIGARETTES<br />

Start At $8.00/Carton<br />

WHY PAY MORE<br />

Check Out Our Cheap Prices<br />

And Save More<br />

WeAreAnAll<br />

Native American<br />

Brand Store!<br />

Large Variety Of Cigars<br />

2400 UPPERMOUNTAIN ROAD • Sanborn, NY 14132 • 716-628-0904<br />

Store Hours: Monday to Saturday 6 a.m. - 10 p.m. • Sunday 6:30 a.m. - 10 p.m.<br />

Frank, Reva and Mark Williams Of �e Snipe Clan<br />

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ATTORNEYS<br />

Cellino & Barnes<br />

Buffalo Office **New Address<br />

2500 Main Place Tower<br />

350 Main Street • Buffalo, NY 14202-3725<br />

716-854-2020 716-854-6291<br />

Long Island Office<br />

68 South <strong>Service</strong> Road • Melville, NY 11747<br />

Nassau County (516) 293-6060<br />

Suffolk County (631) 293-6060<br />

Toll Free (800) 483-2050<br />

Rochester Office<br />

Powers Building<br />

16 West Main St., Suite 600<br />

Rochester, NY 14614<br />

(585) 454-2020 Fax: (585) 454-3279<br />

Chiacchia & Fleming, LLP.<br />

5113 South Park Avenue • Hamburg, NY 14075<br />

(716) 648-3030 www.cf-legal.com<br />

The Kantor Law Firm<br />

5800 Main Street<br />

Williamsville, NY 14221<br />

(716) 626-0404 (877) 752-6867<br />

www.kantorlaw.org<br />

Peter T. Juliano, Esq.<br />

North Park Building<br />

1438 Hertel Avenue • Buffalo, NY 14216<br />

(716) 400-2082<br />

Fax: (716)838-5525<br />

Phil Leone<br />

403 Main Street Suite 723A • Buffalo NY<br />

14203<br />

716-332-0842<br />

MISCELLANEOUS<br />

Able Insurance Company<br />

8350 Main Street • 9 Area Locations<br />

(716) 634-4190<br />

(877) 244-4190<br />

Abbott Radiator<br />

1700 Abbott Road • Buffalo NY 14218<br />

(716) 823-9424<br />

Big D Tire’s<br />

107 River Road • N. Tonawanda, NY 14120<br />

716-695-8613<br />

S-3718 Southwestern Blvd.<br />

Orchard Park, NY 14127<br />

716-662-3038<br />

Certo Brothers Distributing<br />

2500 North America Drive • Buffalo NY 14224<br />

(716) 827-1133<br />

Color Xpress<br />

1 Main St. • Hamburg NY 14075<br />

716-648-5478<br />

cxpress@verizon.net<br />

DMR Fencing<br />

Dan 998-7077<br />

Don’s Auto Tech <strong>Service</strong><br />

2617 Elmwood Ave. • Kenmore, NY 14217<br />

716-874-8785<br />

Dunn Tire Raceway Park<br />

57 Gunnville Road • Lancaster, NY<br />

(716) 759-6818<br />

D’Youville College<br />

320 Porter Ave. • Buffalo, NY 14201<br />

(716) 829-7818<br />

www.dyc.edu<br />

EB Iron Art<br />

70 Tonawanda Street • Buffalo, NY 14207<br />

(800) 563-1794<br />

www.ebironart.com<br />

Fairgrounds Gaming<br />

5600 McKinley Pkwy. • Hamburg, NY 14075<br />

716-646-6109<br />

Flying Jimmy Elvis<br />

5323 Big Tree Road • Orchard Park NY 14127<br />

716-913-9663<br />

Hollywood Theater<br />

P.O. Box 164 • Gowanda, NY 14070<br />

(716)-532-6103<br />

www.hollywoodtheater.info<br />

Hydroponics of Buffalo<br />

1469 Hertel Ave. • Buffalo, NY 14216<br />

(716) 838-3545<br />

Impact Promotions<br />

27 Pine Street • Hamburg, NY 14075<br />

(716) 649-2128<br />

Motorcycle Supershow<br />

Toronto International Center<br />

SUPERSHOW Events<br />

52 Shieldmark Cres. Thornhill, ON L3T 3T5<br />

(905) 771-0132 • Fax: (905) 771-1812<br />

Native Pride Smokeshop<br />

11359 Southwestern Blvd. (RT 20)<br />

Irving, NY 14081<br />

(716) 934-5130<br />

Niagara Motorcycle Raceway<br />

Welland County Motorcycle Club<br />

603 Netherby Road • Welland, Ontario L3B 5N7<br />

(905) 835-2754<br />

www.wellandmotorcycleclub.com<br />

No Blanket Smoke Shop<br />

2400 Upper Mountain Road • Sanborn NY 14132<br />

716-990-0797<br />

Oma's Guest Haus<br />

3691 Sixth Street • Woodlawn, NY 14129<br />

716-863-1427<br />

Park Avenue Wholesale<br />

2300 Hamburg Turnpike • Lackawanna, NY<br />

14218<br />

(716) 823-0030<br />

Poags Hole<br />

10401 Poags Hole Rd. • Dansville, NY 14437<br />

585-335-2341<br />

PRO 2<br />

3586 California Road • Orchard Park, NY 14127<br />

Mr. Gorham<br />

716-667-9600<br />

cgorham862@aol.com<br />

Sound Choice Audio Sound<br />

1939 Grand Island Boulevard<br />

Grand Island NY 14072<br />

(716) 775-3333<br />

www.scapusa.com<br />

South City Band<br />

Jim Coupe<br />

716-783-1525<br />

coupster@roadrunner.com<br />

Southtown’s Fireplace<br />

4307 Camp Road • Hamburg, NY 14075<br />

(716) 627-5211<br />

Style ‘N’ Eyes<br />

2205 Kensington Avenue • Snyder, NY 14226<br />

(716) 632-0778<br />

The Button Factory<br />

2653 Ferndale Ave. • Hamburg, NY 14075<br />

716-627-5925 Voice/ Fax<br />

ButtonLady@roadrunner.com<br />

Task Productions<br />

7616 Mud St. RR1<br />

Grassie, Ontario L0R1M0<br />

(905) 945-5372<br />

www.taskproductions.ca<br />

The Tax Wizard<br />

5893 Camp Road • Hamburg, NY 14075<br />

(716) 648-2288<br />

WM E. Forsman Tax <strong>Service</strong>s<br />

34 E. Main Street • Hamburg, NY 14075<br />

716-646-0433<br />

txmanbill@aol.com<br />

Willey Well Drilling, Inc<br />

12780 Schutt Road • Sardinia, NY 14134<br />

716-492-3930<br />

art@willeywelldrilling.com<br />

WNY Home Inspections Plus<br />

Robert Boyd<br />

5550 Deacon Street • Hamburg NY 14075<br />

716-982-405<br />

rboyd71@verizon.net<br />

MOTORCYCLE RIGHTS AND SAFETY<br />

ORGANIZATIONS<br />

ABATE of NY, Inc.<br />

PO Box 300 • Walker Valley, NY 12588<br />

www.abateny.org<br />

Buffalo-Erie Chapter: (716) 655-6473<br />

Monroe County Chapter: (585) 234-0895<br />

www.abatenymonroe.org<br />

Niagara County: (716) 510-1233<br />

www.niagara-abate.org<br />

American Motorcyclist Association<br />

13515 Yarmouth Dr.<br />

Pickerington, OH 43147<br />

(800) 262-5646<br />

www.AMAJoin.com<br />

MAC Street Rider<br />

2221 Niagara Falls Blvd • Niag. Falls NY 14304<br />

716-216-4460<br />

Motorcycle Riders Foundation<br />

PO Box 1808 • Washington, DC 20013<br />

(202) 546-0983<br />

www.mrf.org<br />

Niagara County Community College<br />

3111 Saunders Settlement Road<br />

Sanborn NY 14132<br />

716-614-6292<br />

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Ride With Pride<br />

6361 Meadville Road • Middleport, NY 14105<br />

(716) 542-3808<br />

MOTORCYCLES SUPPLIES &<br />

REPAIRS<br />

90 West Cycles<br />

3774 Lake Shore Road • Blasdell NY 14219<br />

716-725-1072<br />

cyclejoe1969@live.com<br />

Airbrushing by Sandy<br />

www.airbrushingbysandy.com<br />

716-941-0126<br />

wildspiritcreations.com<br />

Amsoil<br />

Jeff Kasper<br />

3228 Lockport Road • Sanborn, NY 14132<br />

716-216-4045<br />

wnysynthetics@aol.com<br />

B.A. Enterprises<br />

6979 Minnick Rd. • Lockport, NY 14094<br />

(716) 433-5684<br />

Battery Post, Inc.<br />

4109 Saint Francis Drive • Hamburg, NY 14075<br />

(716) 824-1987<br />

Fax: (716) 834-1989<br />

Biker Tramp Wear<br />

204 West State Street • Olean NY 14760<br />

716-379-8156<br />

bikertrampwear.com<br />

Big Ed’s<br />

1225 Ridge Road • Lackawanna, NY 14218<br />

(716) 822-4948<br />

Big V’s Cycle Supply<br />

1447 Electric Ave. • Lackawanna, NY 14218<br />

(716) 826-4644<br />

Bikerbrand Motorcycle Clothing<br />

431 Terrace Blvd. • Depew NY 14043<br />

716-860-2951<br />

www.bikerbrandusa.com<br />

BR’s Bars<br />

9425 Fredonia Stockton Rd. • Fredonia, NY 14063<br />

(716) 679-1966<br />

www.brcustombars.com<br />

Buffalo Choppers<br />

40 Peuquet Parkway • Tonawanda, NY 14150<br />

(716) 743-0024<br />

buffalochoppersusa@gmail.com<br />

Casullo's Professional Upholstery<br />

2797 Elmwood Avenue • Kenmore NY 14217<br />

716 876 0916<br />

www.casullos.com<br />

County Seats<br />

8829 Jennings Rd. • Eden NY 14047<br />

(716) 992-4558<br />

www.countyseats.com<br />

Cycle Dungeon<br />

138 Miller Street • North Tonawanda, NY 14120<br />

(716) 743-8788<br />

www.cycledungeon.com<br />

DE Twincam Performance<br />

4170 Broadway • Depew, NY 14043<br />

(716) 684-2696<br />

www.detwincam.com<br />

First Place Finishes<br />

1303 Pontiac Road • Evans, NY 14006<br />

(716) 549-1544<br />

Gowanda Harley Davidson<br />

2535 Gowanda Zoar Rd.<br />

Gowanda, NY 14070<br />

(716) 532-4584<br />

Fax: (716) 532-5737<br />

Grease Lightening Motorsports<br />

4003 W. Main Street Road<br />

Batavia NY 14020<br />

716-870-5356<br />

Hog Farm<br />

721 Mineral Springs Rd.<br />

West Seneca, NY 14224<br />

(716) 822-3227 Fax: (716) 822-0479<br />

www.thehogfarm.net<br />

John's MC Transport<br />

1121 Sheridan Drive • Tonawanda NY 14150<br />

716-877-1988<br />

towjohns@aol.com<br />

Performance Fabrication<br />

716-655-3942<br />

Previty's Bison Cycles<br />

8032 Boston State Road • Hamburg NY 14075<br />

716-625-8802<br />

SIC Choppers<br />

1714 Military Road • Tonawanda, NY 14217<br />

(716) 352-1397<br />

Southside Trailers<br />

250 Two Mile Creek Rd.<br />

Tonawanda, NY 14150<br />

(716) 874-3381<br />

SSG Riding Gloves<br />

P.O. Box 28530<br />

Aurora, Ontario • Canada L4G 6S6<br />

ssgridinggloves.com<br />

Steve’s Custom Cycle<br />

6095 Robinson Rd. • Lockport, NY 14094<br />

(716) 625-4372<br />

Tri-Cycles<br />

225) 5 W. Becker Road • Gowanda, NY 14070<br />

(716) 432-5380<br />

Voz Cycle<br />

3287 Niagara Falls Blvd.<br />

• N. Tonawanda, NY 14120<br />

www.vozcycleworld.com<br />

(716) 260-1180 • (716) 260-1181<br />

World Discounts<br />

1635 Elmwood Avenue • Buffalo, NY 14207<br />

716) 447-9066<br />

RESTAURANTS AND CLUBS<br />

Armor Inn Tap Room<br />

5381 Abbott Road • Hamburg NY 14075<br />

716-202-1315<br />

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Black North Inn<br />

14352 Ontario Street • Kent NY 14477<br />

(585) 682-4441<br />

www.blacknorthinn.com<br />

Buffalo Buck's Smokehouse<br />

8038 Boston State Road • Boston NY 14075<br />

716-941-9227<br />

Burt Hotel<br />

2083 Lockport Olcott Road • Burt NY 14028<br />

716-622-1732<br />

Chef's Restaurant<br />

291 Seneca Street • Buffalo, NY 14204<br />

(716) 856-9187<br />

www.ilovechefs.com<br />

Colden Country Inn<br />

8815 State Road Rt. 240 • Colden NY 14033<br />

716-941-3522<br />

www.ColdenCountryInn.com<br />

Colden Lakeside Restaurant<br />

9504 Heath Rd. • Colden NY 14033<br />

716-941-5296<br />

www.coldenlakes.com<br />

Double D's Queeen City Grill<br />

83 Niagara Falls Blvd. • Tonawanda NY 14150<br />

716-743-0660<br />

Duff's<br />

3090 Orchard Park Rd. • West Seneca, NY 14224<br />

716-674-7212<br />

www.duffsfamouswings.ca<br />

East Eden Tavern<br />

8163 E. Eden Road • Eden NY 14057<br />

(716) 575-4100<br />

Frosty’s Zoar Valley Inn<br />

10711 Hammond Hill Road<br />

• East Otto, NY 14729.<br />

(716) 592-4911<br />

The Gray Fox Pub<br />

264 Main Street • Arcade, NY 14009<br />

(585) 492-1483<br />

Heidi’s Hideaway<br />

5833 Camp Road • Hamburg, NY 14075<br />

(716) 725-2726<br />

Holland Willows<br />

177 Savage Road • Holland, NY 14080<br />

716-537-9070<br />

www.hollandwillows.com<br />

Last Run<br />

9574 State Road (Rt. 240) PO BOX 9<br />

Glenwood NY 14069<br />

716-941-9100<br />

Lighthouse Grill n Spirits<br />

5885 Main Street • Olcott NY 14126<br />

(716) 778-5580<br />

lighthousegrillnspirits.com<br />

The Marlboro Inn<br />

5894 Ward Road • Sanborn, NY 14132<br />

Milestone Restaurant<br />

11449 Olean Rd<br />

Chaffee NY 14030<br />

716-496-5326


Pad, The<br />

1064 Route 394 • Kennedy NY 14747<br />

716-661-3664<br />

Paradise Gentlemen's Club<br />

4250 N. State Street<br />

Salamanca NY 14779<br />

(716) 945-3045<br />

Pharaoh's Gentlemen's Club<br />

999 Aero Drive • Cheektowaga NY 14225<br />

(716) 565-2050<br />

Pizza Express<br />

1993 Broadway Street • Buffalo, NY 14212<br />

(716) 897-4870<br />

The Pour House<br />

23 South Buffalo Street • Hamburg, NY 14075<br />

(716) 646-501<br />

Riley Street Station<br />

27 Riley Street • East Aurora, NY 14052<br />

(716) 655-4948<br />

Route 78 Pub<br />

3974 Main Street • Strykersville, NY 14145<br />

(585) 457-4545<br />

Savory's Restaurant<br />

5548 Camp Road<br />

Hamburg NY 14075<br />

716-648-0044<br />

Someplace Else<br />

6801 Main Street<br />

Cherry Creek NY 14723<br />

Spoon Saloon<br />

11849 Main Street<br />

Perrysburg NY 14129<br />

716-241-7140<br />

Sunset Bay Beach Club<br />

1028 South Shore Dr. • Irving, NY 14081<br />

716-934-9953<br />

Tailgaters<br />

3847 Southwestern Blvd.<br />

Orchard Park, NY 14127<br />

716-649-4990<br />

The Warehouse<br />

4360 Milestrip Rd. • Blasdell, NY 14219<br />

(716) 823-5000<br />

Varysburg Hotel<br />

2486 Main Street • Varysburg, NY 14167<br />

(585) 535-7692<br />

VFW Post 8265<br />

2551 March Road • Eden NY 14057<br />

Water Valley Inn<br />

S-6656 Gowanda State Rd.<br />

Hamburg, NY 14075<br />

(716) 649-9691<br />

MOTORCYCLE<br />

SAFETY PROGRAM<br />

Weekdays & Weekends • MSF Certified<br />

Obtain Road Test Waiver for NYS<br />

2221 Niagara Falls Blvd.<br />

Niagara Falls, NY 14304<br />

www.macstreetrider.com<br />

Whiskey Hill Saloon<br />

12 North Main St., PO Box 301<br />

Cassadaga, NY 14718<br />

(716) 595-8283<br />

TATTOOING<br />

Carl’s Tattooing <strong>Service</strong><br />

312 Oliver Street<br />

Tonawanda, NY 14120<br />

716-695-8900<br />

Elemental Ink Tattoo Studio<br />

8201 Swamp Road<br />

East Otto New York 14719<br />

716-803-4009<br />

Express Yourself Tattoos<br />

1101 Ridge Road<br />

Lackawanna, NY 14218<br />

716-822-5358<br />

www.expressyourselftattoos.com<br />

Jeff’s Tattooing<br />

2632 Seneca Street<br />

West Seneca, NY 14224<br />

716-823-3014<br />

www.jeffstattooing.com<br />

Stylin Tattoo<br />

3445 Harlem Road<br />

Cheektowaga, NY 14226<br />

716-836-3530<br />

www.stylintattoo.com<br />

Live Bands Outside<br />

5pm-9pm<br />

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August 18th:<br />

August 25th:<br />

September 1st:<br />

September 15th:<br />

DAILY PLANET<br />

OZONE RANGERS<br />

OLIVERIA ROSE<br />

DAILY PLANET<br />

11849 Rt. 39<br />

Perrysburg NY 14129<br />

(716) 241-7140<br />

Take A Ride Out Rt.39 To Perrysburg USA<br />

We’ll Be Nice… Honest We Will<br />

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COLDEN LAKESIDE<br />

RESTAURANT<br />

A T C O L D E N L A K E S R E S O R T<br />

“Sunday Is Bike & Cruise Day<br />

Live Music Food & Drink Specials 2:00 pm<br />

Daily Happy Hour With Food Specials<br />

Live Music Saturdays at 7:00 pm & Sundays at 2:00 pm<br />

Open 7 Days a Week • Banquets • Catering • Private Parties<br />

www.coldenlakeside.com<br />

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Biker Friendly Directory ..............................................................................................5-7<br />

Doin’ It For Dean ....................................................................................................11,35<br />

The Nighthawks: Legendary Blues & Roots Rock Music......................................12<br />

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LtoR: Mark Stutso, Johnny Castle, Paul Bell, Mark Wenner<br />

The Nighthawks are without a doubt the<br />

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original recipe. And like good cooks, the individual<br />

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Lobos and The Blasters. By then, the affiliation<br />

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The Point Is That You Don’t Have To Spend<br />

A Lot Of Money To Do What You Love<br />

By JIM DWYER,<br />

NY TIMES<br />

Just two words on the<br />

back of a motorcycle, and<br />

half of Midtown Manhattan<br />

was stopping — well, let’s<br />

say slowing — to gawk:<br />

BRASIL<br />

ALASKA<br />

The words are on a<br />

banner that is pinned to an<br />

intricately and preposterously<br />

overloaded motorcycle<br />

that was parked on 44th<br />

Street near Ninth Avenue.<br />

At midlife, Sinomar<br />

Godois Tavares, a father of<br />

three and a hospital manager<br />

in a small city in<br />

Brazil, got divorced, retired, went dancing<br />

and met Edivania Marques, roughly<br />

half his age. Then he bought a motorcycle.<br />

Neither he nor Ms. Marques had<br />

ever driven or ridden one before. They<br />

decided to bike the entire length of South<br />

and North America, and have done so, in<br />

two hauls.<br />

First they went to Ushuaia, in Tierra<br />

del Fuego Province of Argentina, a contender<br />

for the southernmost city in the<br />

world.<br />

A couple of years later, they went the<br />

other way, from Brazil to the northern<br />

end of the Pan-American Highway at<br />

Prudhoe Bay, Alaska. Now they are<br />

headed back. “One hundred forty-four<br />

days,” Mr. Tavares, 56, said on Tuesday<br />

night, “36,993 kilometers.” That’s about<br />

23,000 miles.<br />

A few people on the street not only<br />

break stride, but pause to confirm that the<br />

sign means what it says. He produces a<br />

business card that explains, first in Portuguese,<br />

“Velho Doido Motociclista,”<br />

and then in English, “Crazy Oldman<br />

Rider.” He is listed as the pilot, and Ms.<br />

Marques is designated the co-pilot.<br />

Over dinner, they discussed bits of<br />

Sinomar Godois Tavares, the self-styled “Crazy Oldman Rider,” and<br />

Edivania Marques in Midtown. The couple are on a motorcycle<br />

ride between Brazil and northern Alaska.<br />

the trip and their journey, with translation<br />

help from a Brazilian friend living<br />

in New York, Thiago Cardoso.<br />

As a teenager, Mr. Tavares thought<br />

he would hitchhike the world. “But I had<br />

to study,” he said. “I had children. I had<br />

to do everything that life brings to you.”<br />

He began working at 17 and eventually<br />

got a job as manager in a telecom<br />

company and then at a hospital. He<br />

found himself drinking at lunch and<br />

making a mess of things. In 1992, he<br />

stopped. “Maybe it’s not that important<br />

to the story, but it is to me,” he said.<br />

He separated from his wife in 2003.<br />

He met Ms. Marques, now 31, who came<br />

from a poor family and who was working<br />

as a house cleaner while studying at<br />

night. In 2008 he retired, having put in<br />

the 35 years required under the Brazilian<br />

system. By then, he had been planning<br />

for years.<br />

“He got the bike before he got the license,”<br />

Ms. Marques said. “We were<br />

driving in the middle of São Paulo with<br />

20 million people.”<br />

“The motorcycle is not the best, but<br />

it’s what I got: Honda Shadow 750,” Mr.<br />

Tavares said. “The point is that you don’t<br />

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have to spend a lot of<br />

money to do what you<br />

love.”<br />

They made a firm<br />

budget of $80 a day.<br />

Ms. Marques logs<br />

every expense, from<br />

85-cent coffee up, in<br />

their diary. He traces<br />

the route, beginning,<br />

of course, with his<br />

hometown, Morrinhos,<br />

a small city in the<br />

Goiás State of Brazil.<br />

“Morrinhos,” he<br />

said. “Bolivia. Peru.”<br />

Wandering incautiously<br />

in Bolivia,<br />

they were put up for<br />

several nights by a man they learned was<br />

an undercover police officer. “The hospitality<br />

was excellent,” Mr. Tavares said.<br />

“In Peru, we had to pay propina to<br />

the police.” That would be a bribe.<br />

On to Ecuador, and then Colombia,<br />

where Ms. Marques, fed up with being<br />

hassled by people in uniform, began<br />

videotaping their encounters. “She<br />

fought against the guard with big guns,<br />

huge machine guns,” Mr. Tavares said.<br />

In Bogotá, they found a cargo plane<br />

that would carry the motorcycle to<br />

Panama for $900. Ms. Marques sat in the<br />

cockpit, and Mr. Tavares sat with the<br />

cargo. “I could see they used silver tape<br />

on the outside of the plane,” he said. “It<br />

was $150 for the two of us to ride.”<br />

Costa Rica, El Salvador,<br />

Guatemala, Mexico.<br />

“It was 40 degrees centigrade one<br />

night in Mexico, and I was asking why I<br />

had not gone to a hotel,” Mr. Tavares<br />

said. That’s 104 Fahrenheit.<br />

Up the Pacific coast into British Columbia,<br />

then Alaska, Winnipeg, Michigan,<br />

Montreal and New York. All along<br />

the way, they found people thrilled by<br />

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their journey, who offered them backyards to pitch their tent<br />

or beds and showers.<br />

They had no GPS.<br />

“That was the point,” Mr. Tavares said. “I always dreamed<br />

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word Vancouver. And New York City is a soup of people in the<br />

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With the riding season starting out<br />

way early this year, let’s celebrate and<br />

jump right into the beacon of education.<br />

The Buffalo Public schools. Well, let’s<br />

see. The Great Welfare State, That<br />

would be New York, just came up with<br />

this great idea of evaluating teachers.<br />

Cool. Unfortunately, you get graded on<br />

all sorts of topics, one including the<br />

“children” passing on to the next grade.<br />

Cool. Well, you see, Buffalo has about<br />

a 40 percent absentee problem. And<br />

those “children” will count against the<br />

teacher’s score. I figure, if you don’t go<br />

to class, you can’t be taught. Then you<br />

don’t learn. And then you will fail. Too<br />

many failures for the teacher, and after<br />

two years of this gibberish, termination<br />

is a possibility. Wonderful. I can see the<br />

want ads now, “Teachers wanted: not<br />

many kids will show up, so class sizes<br />

will be small Career length approx. 3<br />

years”. Good luck!<br />

Ah...my favorite politician/nonpolitician,<br />

the former Emperor of Erie<br />

county, Chris Collins,who lost his reelection<br />

bid this last November and<br />

stated he will never run for anything<br />

again...made it till March to announce<br />

his bid to go to Congress in ol’ Washington<br />

D.C. Hey, 3 months out of the<br />

politico arena is a lot for a non-politician.<br />

So I head out recently to do a pal a<br />

favor, (cause that’s just how I roll), and<br />

discovered that I had forgotten my cell<br />

phone. No problem...I will just use a<br />

good old fashioned pay phone. Uh, not<br />

quite. First, I could not find one, and<br />

secondly, I don’t know anybody’s phone<br />

number because they are all in my<br />

phone. At home. Love technology!!<br />

Bring back Wilson Farms. 7-11<br />

doesn’t do it for me.<br />

Gettysburg P.A., if you need to add<br />

to your bobble head collection, Gettysburg<br />

National Military Park has the one<br />

for you, a doll of John Wilkes Booth.<br />

Yup, as in the guy who shot and killed<br />

president Abraham Lincoln. Wow!!<br />

What people will do for a buck. I<br />

thought bobble heads were for baseball<br />

players and the like.<br />

Gotta love our big thinkers here in<br />

W.N.Y. The brain trust just came up with<br />

this genius idea: Cover the 33 expressway<br />

along Humboldt Parkway for a<br />

mere half billion dollars. They will supposedly<br />

grow grass, toss in some trees<br />

and make for a nice family destination<br />

for all to enjoy on a nice sun shiny day.<br />

Maybe they can build a hacyey sack<br />

stand so “Occupy Buffalo” can hold a<br />

fundraising hackey sack tournament.<br />

Ahhh, Chippewa Street. The big<br />

Mardi Gras party down there was actually<br />

a fundraiser. Guess between cover<br />

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charges and some cash off the top from<br />

drinks they gave the proceeds to charity.<br />

Well, kinda. The “Boobs for Beads”<br />

promotion gave $3,000.00 to Hospice.<br />

Very nice. And, a Boob job to a 29 year<br />

old buffalo gal, who chose to remain<br />

nameless. Is there something in our<br />

water, or am I the nutty one?<br />

Love to watch the Sabres, but, if I<br />

have to watch that foolish commercial,<br />

you know the one where the gal in the<br />

bikini gets hit in the noggin with the coconut?<br />

After the 50,000th time of seeing<br />

that thing, I want to get into the ad biz. I<br />

would come up with something better<br />

than that. What is that commercial for<br />

anyway??<br />

For the head shaker of the day...The<br />

Oglala Sioux Tribe of South Dakota is<br />

suing our friends, the major beer brewers<br />

of America, for, get this, “devastating<br />

alcohol-related problems” in their<br />

community. They want a half billion<br />

dollars too. What’s with the half billion<br />

stuff? Anyway, guess over boozing is<br />

causing all kinds of problems on the rez.<br />

In their lawsuit, they claim their local<br />

store sold over 5 million cans of beer in<br />

2010. Pretty good tally. But, they only<br />

have 12 people living there. These guys<br />

belong in the boozing Hall Of Fame.<br />

Nothing like a good, long cruise on<br />

the bike at moderate speeds. Within the<br />

speed limit. Some people out there just<br />

don’t seem to understand that the I-190,<br />

the I-290 or maybe even the 400 expressway<br />

are numbers of the roadway.<br />

Not the goal of how fast they can get<br />

their crotch rocket to buzz along at. Use<br />

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What’s Wrong With America?<br />

What’s wrong with America? That’s<br />

a pretty big topic. It frightens most people<br />

to face it. They immediately cower<br />

behind the age old expression of “If you<br />

don’t like it, leave.” Is that really reasonable<br />

or just a diversion to protect the<br />

1%? What if you have a clear injustice<br />

that needs fixing and all you want to do<br />

is bring attention to it? Wouldn’t it be<br />

civil and fair to just hear the argument<br />

out from all points of view?<br />

Now, here is a test for you to take.<br />

Hold in your left hand a 16 ounce can of<br />

your favorite beer directly in front of<br />

your face. Then hold a can of Arnold<br />

Palmer Ice Tea in your right hand. Make<br />

sure they are the same distance from<br />

your eyes and 1 to 3 inches apart. Tap<br />

the tops together gently. Look to your<br />

left, then to the right, and then back at<br />

the cans. What do you see? Look close.<br />

Still just two cans? No. Wrong. Read<br />

the tops. One has a nickel deposit. The<br />

other does not.<br />

Here’s the Parallel Thinking..., that<br />

is what’s wrong with New York. That is<br />

the perfect, simple, lowest common denominator<br />

of how screwed up we are. If<br />

the idea of a nickel deposit on an easily<br />

recycled container, an aluminum can in<br />

this case, is able to be circumvented or<br />

bypassed through back room bullshit or<br />

bribes (campaign contributions and lobbying),<br />

it sets the tone for an entire government.<br />

Can’t we just have a simple law<br />

such as 5 cent deposit on cans? Isn’t this<br />

good enough for everyone? Why do<br />

some companies feel they are above it?<br />

If I were Arnold Palmer, I would be embarrassed<br />

by such antics and refuse the<br />

use of my name until the local distributor/bottler<br />

and everyone else got in line<br />

and did the right thing. (If anyone<br />

knows Arnold, you can tell him I said<br />

that or forward this article to him.)<br />

Which is in this case, not ask for an exemption<br />

to the deposit law. As I understand<br />

it, the excuse was they are not<br />

carbonated. Who gives a shit? It’s a can.<br />

The same thing applies to plastic<br />

bottles. A water bottle has a deposit; a<br />

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Gatorade bottle has no deposit. Plain<br />

and simple, it’s a beverage and if the<br />

politicians and law makers don’t have<br />

the brains or balls to write and enforce<br />

fair and equal laws on something as simple<br />

as a can, what chance do we have in<br />

getting a fair tax code, gun laws or anything<br />

else for that matter? Slim and<br />

none. Until everything is done with an<br />

open forum, a complete explanation and<br />

consequences for failure, nothing will<br />

change in this county, the state or the<br />

country.<br />

My own attempt to “Fight the<br />

Power” (a great Isley Brother’s song)<br />

was an eye opener. It’s like they don’t<br />

even hear you and know that no one else<br />

will help you. Fortunately, science and<br />

time are on my side. “Ice Boom Theory”<br />

continues to gain followers and<br />

soon I will have an angry army of anglers<br />

fed up with slimy green snot on<br />

their lures. We shall prevail and restore<br />

the Lower Great Lakes to their former<br />

glory. In the meantime, we can just pon-<br />

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der the difference of those 2 cans and imagine the reasoning<br />

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they could get away with something as in your face as that,<br />

and they do, imagine what other great loopholes people are<br />

enjoying that we don’t know about. Sure there is a lot of<br />

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mean we aren’t allowed to complain. If there’s a problem<br />

we fix it. If it’s not a problem we chrome it. Whenever<br />

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likely that you are threatening their little secret goldmine.<br />

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As most of you may know I had<br />

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American Harley-Davidson on Erie<br />

Avenue in North Tonawanda. During<br />

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Davidson. Ken Caves is his name<br />

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bonded right away and from that day<br />

on we were friends. Ken will tell that<br />

most of his friends are his dealers and<br />

this is a big reason Ken loves his job<br />

so much. “He feels he is one of the<br />

luckiest guys in the world”. Ken likes<br />

being on the road and his job were is<br />

to go out and call on five, six seven<br />

friends a day. It’s one of those jobs<br />

where you get up and look forward to<br />

going to work Ken says.<br />

Like a lot of us, Ken didn’t just fall<br />

into his dream job by accident. It was a<br />

journey for him through the world of<br />

motorcycling that began when he was<br />

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12 years old. His brother and ken<br />

would see choppers going down the<br />

street and they couldn’t wait to make<br />

their own.<br />

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make choppers out of sting-ray bikes.<br />

Then when he was 13 he got his first<br />

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turned it into an MX bike by removing<br />

the injector, tearing the<br />

lights off and setting it up for racing.<br />

Once he started racing, he<br />

would buy almost any junk bike<br />

he could find and fix up. Ken had<br />

1959 AJS, a 1956 BSA Gold<br />

Star, a 250 Zundapp, and a Sachs<br />

MX bike.<br />

Kens was 18 when he got his<br />

first Harley-Davidson and it was<br />

a 1959 Pan-Head. By then Ken<br />

was a local hot-shoe, racing both<br />

motorcross and dirt track on different<br />

bikes, racing on the weekends and<br />

working during the week.<br />

Ken started his career working on<br />

the road at the early age of 18. Working<br />

for a company that sold engine rebuilding<br />

equipment and on top of that<br />

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Ken and his brother also had a business<br />

where they built bikes and motors. His<br />

brother did it on a full time bases and<br />

Ken did it part-time. Kens full time job<br />

came to end and he took a job with a<br />

builder in Rochester, NY. It was nice<br />

job, but he felt stuck in one place. The<br />

Parts Unlimited rep used to come in<br />

the shop and Ken was envious of him<br />

and wanted to get back on the road<br />

again. So he sent an email to Drag Specialties<br />

and the company responded. It<br />

took a few months, but he was hired<br />

and lucky enough to get the territory<br />

covering Buffalo the Pennsylvania<br />

border.<br />

Ken is a true biker and can prove it<br />

if you have ever seen his stable of<br />

bikes, but his favorite is a 74 Super-<br />

Glide he customized himself. Ken is<br />

lover of heavy metal music “this is<br />

where our friendship parts” but he<br />

keeps trying to convert me “NOT”. His<br />

favorite heavy metal band is Iron<br />

Maiden; he loves their music so he decided<br />

to build a bike in tribute to Iron<br />

Maiden. He completely customized the<br />

bike and then brought the bike and the<br />

album cover “Live after Death” to<br />

Kram. Kram is a legendary painter and<br />

has done a lot of cover bikes on several<br />

magazines.<br />

Ken had found out that Iron<br />

Maiden was coming to a local amusement<br />

park for a concert and decided to<br />

use his new custom bike of Iron<br />

Maiden along with a few friends by<br />

riding up and telling security he was<br />

with the band. “Yes” this is true and<br />

security let them in and the band came<br />

out to see the bike and yes the also end<br />

up back stage with the band for the<br />

whole show. “Way to Go Ken”. Oh!<br />

One more thing the band put his bike<br />

on their web-site. The bike continues to<br />

get him in the Iron maiden concerts to date.<br />

“To know Ken is to like Ken” He<br />

is the friendliest guy you will know<br />

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a friend. Drag Specialties as a<br />

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Ken has a great passion for motorcycling<br />

and most of all people and I’m<br />

glad that we had met and that we are<br />

very good friends today “He’s one<br />

class Guy”.<br />

With his passion there’s nothing<br />

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traveling from dealer to dealer to visit<br />

with his friends.<br />

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Iraq's Motorcycle Rebels<br />

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BAGHDAD — Just before dusk they<br />

begin to arrive, first the motor scooters,<br />

then the bigger bikes rolling up in a<br />

cloud of leather and noise. For an hour<br />

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questions: Can I pop a wheelie<br />

when people are watching? Can I sneak<br />

out of the house without my family<br />

noticing? And wouldn’t it be cool if there<br />

were girls here?<br />

On a recent Friday, Ali Hamra, 28,<br />

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of about 75 cyclists doing tricks on the<br />

machines that are the loves of their lives.<br />

Some rode standing upright on their<br />

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front wheel in the air; still others spun<br />

their rear wheels to create clouds of<br />

black smoke. In the United States these<br />

tricks would barely turn an eye, but in<br />

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largely — and imperfectly — on a vision<br />

from abroad.<br />

“I feel I am a rebel,” Mr. Hamra<br />

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the logo of the rapper 50 Cent. “We took<br />

this as an American style. It’s like the<br />

idea of being warriors. Motorcycle peo-<br />

ple listen to rap or rock — they have<br />

their own warrior style.”<br />

He added: “In America the rebels<br />

have their own streets and coffee shops.<br />

So we are following them.”<br />

His friend Ahmed Hassan, 23, wore<br />

a Che Guevara T-shirt he had bought in<br />

Kurdistan. By his account, he was one of<br />

a handful of riders who started the impromptu<br />

motorcycle shows in 2002, before<br />

the war and sectarian violence drove<br />

the riders back into their homes. Now, as<br />

security has improved in the last two<br />

years, they are back in force, and Mr.<br />

Hassan has become something of a<br />

minor celebrity, appearing on the news<br />

and earning the title Ahmed Damages for<br />

his ability to repair broken bikes.<br />

“It makes me happy to be an idol, a<br />

famous person to them,” he said, seated<br />

on his bright green dirt bike. “A lot of the<br />

original people left the country because<br />

they were sick of the security situation,<br />

getting harassed by the police. Now I’m<br />

teaching a new generation how to do<br />

tricks.”<br />

Sunni and Shiite, the riders came<br />

from all parts of the city — defying parents,<br />

avoiding the police and hoping for<br />

safe passage through a city still dotted<br />

with danger zones. A police cruiser kept<br />

them under close watch.<br />

Haider Ahmed, 19, parked his<br />

scooter by the side of the road to watch<br />

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his friends. His family does not approve<br />

of his being part of this scene, he said, so<br />

he had to sneak out of the house. His<br />

brother had threatened to crush his<br />

scooter if he caught him in the shows,<br />

out of fear for Mr. Ahmed’s safety.<br />

“When we’re here, we forget everything<br />

around us,” Mr. Ahmed said.<br />

“Sometimes the police come and stop us,<br />

but we come back.” Twice the police<br />

stopped him for not having the right license<br />

plate and fined him the equivalent<br />

of $25.<br />

Mr. Ahmed, who works in a wire<br />

factory, said he spent all of his money<br />

and spare time on his bike, as others here<br />

do. A trick can take a month to learn and<br />

be over in a few seconds. Everybody<br />

tries to do a new trick every week.<br />

“It’s dangerous, and it’s not easy for<br />

anyone to learn and dare to do tricks, so<br />

that’s why I feel special and different<br />

from others,” he said. But he tempered<br />

any rebellious swagger with practical<br />

caution. “When I come here,” he said,<br />

“I’m always afraid someone will catch me.”<br />

As the sun went down, the riders<br />

seemed unwilling to return to their daily<br />

lives. One more trick, a last stunt in front<br />

of their friends — it was what they lived<br />

the rest of the week for, said Ammar<br />

Khathim, 22, who wore a T-shirt that<br />

said Street Boys.<br />

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Mr. Khathim played down the idea of a motorcycle counterculture.<br />

“We are not rebelling against anyone, just the traffic<br />

police and the police,” he said.<br />

Still, he added, riding in Iraq came with particular challenges.<br />

Replacement parts are nearly impossible to come by, so<br />

the riders had to worry about damaging their bikes.<br />

And for all the riders’wistful thoughts of “The Wild One”<br />

or “Easy Rider,” one essential element was missing from the<br />

scene. Because the sexes in Iraq do not mingle in public for religious<br />

reasons, the shows have been a strictly male affair. Riders<br />

who have girlfriends say they cannot ride together on the<br />

men’s motorcycles.<br />

“It’s a babe magnet,” said Messar al-Saffar, 33, speaking<br />

English, “but in Iraq, it’s hard to get your girlfriend on the<br />

back.”<br />

He added: “It helps with the stress. You cannot imagine.<br />

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know, a pint goes flat after I draw it; it would<br />

taste better if you bought one at a time." The<br />

Irishman replies, "Well, you see, I have two<br />

brothers. One is in America, the other in<br />

Australia, and I'm here in Dublin.When we all<br />

left home, we promised that we'd drink this<br />

way to remember the days when we drank<br />

together." The bartender admits that this is a<br />

nice custom, and leaves it there.<br />

The Irishman becomes a regular in the<br />

bar,and always drinks the same way: ordering<br />

three pints and drinking them in turn.One day,<br />

he comes in and orders two pints.All the other<br />

regulars notice and fall silent. When he<br />

comes back to the bar for the second round,<br />

the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on<br />

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BEER WITH HORMONES<br />

Yesterday, scientists in the United States<br />

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female hormones.<br />

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hundred men twelve pints of beer and<br />

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nonsense and couldn't drive.<br />

SMELLED LIKE A DISTILLERY<br />

A man who smelled like a distillery<br />

flopped on a subway seat next to a priest.The<br />

man's tie was stained, his face was plastered<br />

with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of<br />

gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket.He<br />

opened his newspaper and began reading.<br />

After a few minutes,the disheveled guy turned<br />

to the priest and asked, "Say, father, what<br />

causes arthritis?"<br />

"Mister, it's caused by loose living, being<br />

with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol<br />

and a contempt for your fellow man."<br />

"Well I'll be." the drunk muttered,<br />

returning to his paper.<br />

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said, nudged the man and apologized. "I'm<br />

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"I don't have it father. I was just reading<br />

here that the Pope does."<br />

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The end.<br />

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Before I lay me down to sleep,<br />

I pray for a man who's not a creep,<br />

One who's handsome, smart and strong.<br />

One who loves to listen long,<br />

One who thinks before he speaks,<br />

One who'll call, not wait for weeks.<br />

I pray he's rich and self-employed,<br />

And when I spend, won't be annoyed.<br />

Pull out my chair and hold my hand..<br />

Massage my feet and help me stand.<br />

Oh send a king to make me queen.<br />

A man who loves to cook and clean.<br />

I pray this man will love no other.<br />

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Riding, is the most enjoyable activity<br />

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EDEN CHOPPER CLASS #12<br />

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The crew has been crushing<br />

it for the last 3 months to<br />

beat the calendar and transform<br />

their shared vision from<br />

paper into steel and horse<br />

power.You all know that goals<br />

are a tough but good thing.<br />

Some are long term and others<br />

short, but the ones that only a<br />

group can accomplish are the<br />

most difficult to pull off.<br />

When you think about that<br />

championship ball team or<br />

fund raising committee that<br />

you have been part of, I am<br />

certain you can relate. My kids<br />

just never quit or disappoint<br />

when it matters the most. It is<br />

simply will and determination<br />

that drives them forward when<br />

all their buddies are riding<br />

their quads, hunting, fishing<br />

and or camping while they are showing up<br />

to the shop for work at 6:00 am on a Saturday.<br />

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their efforts this year have paid big dividends.<br />

The two awards they just received,<br />

Overall and DesignAnd Innovation, at this<br />

year’s DSCCC competition, are great to<br />

help validate our sponsors’beliefs in what<br />

we do. But that is not what motivates any<br />

of the kids that participate. They are motor<br />

heads and the mechanical/technical world<br />

is where they are comfortable. Every day<br />

in the shop means a new learning opportunity<br />

and experience for them. For example,<br />

imagine being Zak Kordal, Eden’s<br />

only senior build team member this year,<br />

who just completed building his fourth Vtwin<br />

before he graduated high school!<br />

What a jumpstart on the post high school<br />

world. Because of his mechanized passion<br />

and raw determination to learn every/anything,<br />

he truly has unlimited opportunities<br />

as he enters adulthood and will be sorely<br />

missed by the team and myself.<br />

Early on in the design phase, a killer<br />

wheel set was donated by Al Hannah,<br />

which prompted this year’s build to be the<br />

students’first attempt at a full-blown chop-<br />

per. The bike had to fit the wheels. Needless<br />

to say, they bit off a ton to chew.After<br />

Scott Fentzke; owner of Performance Fabrication,<br />

removed the Avon rubber so we<br />

could replace with a killer set of Dunlops,<br />

the students’ designs were finalized.<br />

Throughout the duration of the design<br />

phase the kids had been fabricating a new<br />

frame jig, materials courtesy of Ironworkers<br />

Local 6 and Alp Steel. Also, the addition<br />

of two modern day manual lathes that<br />

were generously donated allowed the team<br />

to strive to reach some goals we simply<br />

could never achieve prior to this year.<br />

Moving forward the kids fabricated the<br />

entire frame including the axle adjuster<br />

blocks that were water jet cut courtesy the<br />

boys at E.B. Ironart. Our chosen Sporty<br />

power plant, donated by Gail Krone, had a<br />

nasty crack in the tranny portion of the<br />

case so the kids elected to cut it and the<br />

primary mounts off, and fabricated an entire<br />

rear mounting assembly for the iron<br />

head bottom end. Jared Nowak and Zak<br />

Kordal had the misfortune of being elected<br />

to weld the new mounts to the cast cases.<br />

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and only created one minor crack that<br />

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needed to be finessed by Mr.<br />

Hammond. Phil Wallace from<br />

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the bored cylinders and honed<br />

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Schultz took over and threw a<br />

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cases and covers. The modified<br />

motor and team were then<br />

Lockport bound to build the<br />

engine at B.A. Enterprises.<br />

The internals were not too bad,<br />

so after a good cleaning the<br />

balancing/assembly went<br />

pretty smooth. Back in the<br />

shop the kids finished up fabricating<br />

the sheet metal and<br />

control systems as well as<br />

pulling all the wire for electrical<br />

necessities. Jared Nowak<br />

and Eric ”BIG SCHREIBS”<br />

Schreiber started machining a<br />

wicked sprocket shaft extension which<br />

would allow the kids to run a 300 series<br />

tire on the back of this year’s sled. Alex<br />

Bednarz, who is also a senior and multiyear<br />

club member, finished designing and<br />

tooling the leather for the bikes saddle and<br />

started stitching it to seat pan. Final assembly<br />

began as paint was going down on<br />

the tins courtesy of Schultz and Sons. We<br />

got the kid’s newest creation all pieced together<br />

and brought to life by mid-March.<br />

Small items need to be handled but the<br />

bulk of the work for the “EVIL” bike is<br />

done. Multiple test and tune sessions, and<br />

the fabrication of a sprocket shaft extension<br />

brace, over the next couple of weeks<br />

should get all the loose ends tied up.<br />

I need to give credit where it is due so<br />

here goes. Although we had over 50 kids<br />

get their hands dirty on this year’s machine,<br />

the eight build team members that<br />

represented the collective group at the<br />

DSCCC were Zak Kordal, Jared Nowak,<br />

Wyatt Bromley, Max Schreiber, Howie<br />

Hoelscher, Bryan Haley, Andrew Maggs<br />

and Clayton Armbruster. Although they<br />

were not build team members, Joe Haier,<br />

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Continued from previous page....<br />

Alex Bednarz, Scott Nowak, Ryan Smith<br />

and Lisa Bernard made huge contributions<br />

helping to get the build completed on time.<br />

I am always amazed that my students’parents<br />

and community help and support the<br />

Class/Club more and more each year. We<br />

took eighteen people out to the DSCCC<br />

this year to represent WNY!And each and<br />

every one of them did a fine job showing<br />

the twenty thousand people in attendance<br />

what our small town/school/community is<br />

all about. Each of the articles I have written<br />

provides an insight into how important<br />

our sponsors are. If I was an English<br />

teacher maybe I could provide you the<br />

reader with the words that would give our<br />

sponsors justice, but that is not the case.<br />

Eden’s Chopper Class/Club simply would<br />

not exist without their support. Many of<br />

them are facing some tough times right<br />

now. Please look at the superior products/services<br />

that they offer. They are the<br />

best of the best and deserve your consideration<br />

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Five years have passed since Eden’s<br />

Chopper Class/Club began. What began<br />

as a small group of dedicated, hardworking<br />

motorcycle focused students has been<br />

transformed into a growing family of students,<br />

parents and sponsors who all understand<br />

and believe that a strong technical<br />

skill set is the key for future success at any<br />

level. All mechanical things, including Vtwins,<br />

break. The level of complexity of<br />

that particular mechanical device determines<br />

the level of complexity that you will<br />

need to use with problem –solving/trouble<br />

shooting the issue. And that my friends,<br />

cannot be learned by simply reading books<br />

or participating in on-line classes. Your<br />

hands need to be dirty and it might even<br />

occasionally smell bad but that type of experience<br />

is why my students remember. It<br />

is not a passage in a book it is a passage in<br />

time and in their lives.<br />

From a personal perspective, this<br />

lucky Irishman literally has the best job in<br />

the world. My students consistently amaze<br />

me. My family, friends and sponsors unconditionally<br />

support not only me but my<br />

students. And there is no end in sight.<br />

Thanks to all of your help, a legacy and<br />

tradition has been created in the Western<br />

New York motorcycle community. Let’s<br />

all keep pushing the limits to see just<br />

where the kids and Eden Chopper Class<br />

will end up in five more years. The students<br />

and I sincerely thank all of you for<br />

your support throughout this ride. Enjoy<br />

the early spring riding season.<br />

Keep the shiny side up<br />

Jones<br />

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Bike Week – May • Americade – June/ Laconia – June/ Roar On The<br />

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Daytona Biketoberfest – October: Go to Cyberspokes Club Events<br />

APRIL, MAY 2012<br />

Sunday April 29, 2012 - 26th Annual Niagara Falls HOG Bike Blessing<br />

& Polar Bear Run -- Registration 10:30 - 12:00pm. $10 per rider/$10 Passenger.<br />

American Harley Davidson 1149 Erie Ave, N. Tonawanda, NY 14120<br />

Rain or shine, All bikes welcome, 50/50, food and beverage, door prizes, live<br />

music. Event pin to the first 100 registrants.<br />

For info call 716-683-9196 or 716-692-7200.<br />

Saturday May 5, 2012 - 23rd Annual ABATE Buffalo Erie Safety and<br />

Awareness Motorcycle Run - Line up 10 AM to Noon<br />

The Rath Building Downtown Buffalo, NY<br />

Support your RIGHT TO RIDE and have a great time with American Bikers Aimed<br />

Toward Education. Parade style ride will follow guest speakers on motorcycle<br />

safety. ABATE has a charitable foundation that's purpose is to promote<br />

motorcycle safety.<br />

For info, call Pete at 716-655-6473.<br />

Join us for our Membership Meetings 7:30 PM on the third Wednesday of the<br />

month at VFW Post 8113 "The Chicken Coop" 299 Leydecker Road West<br />

Seneca, NY 14224.<br />

Saturday May 5, 2012 - 24th Annual CMA Run for the Son<br />

Runs leaving from Jamestown Harley Davidson, I-86 Exit 13, Falconer, NY<br />

(register at 9 AM, kickstands up at 9:30) & Peppermints Family Restaurant 4870<br />

West Henrietta Rd., Henrietta , NY (run starts at 9 AM).<br />

Donations benefit The Jesus Film Project, Open Doors, Missionary Ventures International,<br />

and Christian Motorcyclists Association's outreach to bikers in the<br />

USA. For info call Glenn Emerson 585-732-6984.<br />

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Saturday May 12, 2012 - First Annual Hogs and Heroes NY Chapter 1<br />

Bike/Car Show and Dice Run - 11 AM<br />

Presented by C&S Wholesale Grocers and Bobcat of Buffalo at the Parking lot<br />

of the former Ball Park bar and Grill 6856 Transit Rd., Lockport, NY.<br />

Fundraiser to support Public Safety and our U.S. Military. 2012 event dedicated<br />

to the family of injured Niagara County Sheriff's Deputy Allen Gerhardt who was<br />

seriously injured while responding to a call. Trophies for motorcycles, Classic<br />

Cars, TJ's Absolute sound, Live entertainment by The Derek Scott Mediak Band<br />

and Jonesie and the Cruisers.<br />

For info or to be a sponsor or vendor call Tim Myers 716-819-6558,<br />

Josh Freundschuh 716-417-8726 or John Boivin 716-308-3313.<br />

Saturday May 12, 2012 - American Legion Riders 7th Annual<br />

Bike Blessing & Ride 10:30 AM Registration – Blessing of Bikes at Noon,<br />

Kickstands up at 1:00 PM. $20/bike - $10/passenger - $10/Walk in<br />

Orchard Park American Legion Post #567 3740 North Buffalo Rd (corner Webster<br />

Rd), Orchard Park. Benefits L.E.E.K. Hunting & Mountain Preserve which<br />

Helps Wounded Warriors and Camp Pioneer/Operation Purple Helping Military<br />

Children & Families. Door Prizes, Food, and live music.<br />

For info call 716-662-9780.<br />

Saturday May 12, 2012 - AMVETS Riders 409 Bike Blessing<br />

10:00 Registration, 11:00 Kickstands Up, $15/rider, $20 w/passenger.<br />

AMVETS RIDERS are a dedicated and patriotic group of motorcycle riders who<br />

hold true to an unwavering respect for our Nation, our Flag, and our Military<br />

… past, present and future.<br />

For info call Kevin A Matteson 716-673-5651 or Leroy Herbstritt 716-785-9800.<br />

May 12-13, 2012 - Gowanda Harley At Zoar Valley River Fest 2012<br />

Zoar Valley River Fest, Creekside Park, Gowanda NY.<br />

Food, music, water events, camping available in town.<br />

Live music with Paul Zittel & Pure Country.<br />

Gowanda Harley Davidson 65th Anniversary Giveaway Registration.<br />

For info call 716-532-4584 or 716-697-1961.<br />

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Saturday May 19, 2012 - Sons of Liberty NY Annual Bike Blessing<br />

Registration 10am, Kickstands up at 12 noon sharp. $10 for riders and $5 for<br />

non-riders. Lakeshore Marine Corps Club RT5/ Lake Road between Dunkirk and<br />

Silver Creek. Return to Club approximately at 3pm for live music, food, and<br />

awards. Sons of Liberty (SOLNY): Riding Club (R.C.) is a Military Support Motorcycle<br />

Riding Club consisting of Military Veterans, Active Duty, Reservist and<br />

Military Supporters. Our Mission is to support past, present and future military<br />

personnel and veteran organizations.<br />

For info call Jr 716-785-4157 or Clyde 716-785-9038.<br />

Saturday May 19, 2012 - The Springville Travelers M.C. Poker Run<br />

Sign in 10:30-Noon<br />

The Springville Travelers Clubhouse 14340 Route 219, Springville, NY 14141.<br />

The Springville Travelers Club was established on May 5, 1934. The club offers a<br />

variety of motorcycle events including Poker Runs, Bike Shows, Field Meets/Motorcycle<br />

Rodeos, Chili Runs and more. We’re a family oriented club and we have<br />

both men and women as members. No Guns, No Drugs, No Attitudes, No Pets.<br />

For info call 716-592-3199 or 716-649-3066.<br />

Saturday May 19, 2012 - Previty's Bison Cycles Open House Party<br />

8032 Boston State Rd. Hamburg, NY 14075<br />

Pig roast, live music, bike show, beer. BBQ by Buffalo Buck's Smokehouse<br />

Restaurant. All proceeds to benefit Make A Wish. Specializing in affordable<br />

Harleys, along with service, repair, bikes, parts, and gear.<br />

For info call 716-625-8802.<br />

Saturday May 19, 2012 - Rapids Volunteer Fire Company<br />

Dice Run & Bike Blessing<br />

Breakfast from 8:00am til 11:00am. Blessing 11am - 12 noon. $10 per rider and<br />

$5 per passenger<br />

Terry's Corners VFC located at 7801 Chestnut Ridge Rd Gasport, NY 14067 (RT 77)<br />

60 mile ride around Niagara County stopping at 3 other fire companies.<br />

Each company will hold events and will be rolling the dice. Final stop at Rapids<br />

VFC, 7195 Plank Rd Lockport, NY 14094.<br />

Live music with JONSIE AND THE CRUISERS, beer, pop, and food. All proceeds<br />

go to Rapids VFC.<br />

For info call Pat Barrett 716-830-2592 or Fred Baldwin 716-579-3501.<br />

Sunday May 20, 2012 - Lonelyones M.C. 31st Annual Motorcycle Blessing<br />

Gates open at 10 AM! Blessing at 1pm. $10 donation.<br />

McKinley Mall on McKinley Parkway in Hamburg, NY<br />

THE LARGEST MOTORCYCLE BLESSING ON THE EAST COAST. Live music at the<br />

mall by Midnight Soul. Ride to the After Party at the Wings Flight Grove (California<br />

Rd. behind Ralph Wilson Stadium). Must be 21 to attend the party.<br />

Food, beverages and live music at the grove by The Little Louis Band and Forever<br />

Young. No weapons, dogs or attitudes allowed. Portion of the proceeds<br />

to benefit Wings Flight and Cornerstone Manor.<br />

For info call 716-824-5668 or 716-465-1088 or 716-444-4201.<br />

Monday May 21, 2012 - ABATE of NY Freedom Rally<br />

Ride to Albany, and make a statement.<br />

Are you concerned about discriminatory motorcycle only roadblocks and where<br />

are money has gone? Ride with us from Buffalo to The Capitol and fight for<br />

your rights. ALL Motorcyclists Welcome. ABATE of New York Inc. is a state motorcycle<br />

rights organization. It is necessary to show Albany (in numbers) that<br />

we ride and we VOTE. The impact we can make on the state politicians is of<br />

great importance to all motorcyclists. We need to show politicians that we are<br />

an influential voice within their voting districts. This is your opportunity to speak<br />

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Saturday May 26, 2012 - American Legion Riders Bike Run<br />

to Benefit Homeless Vets<br />

Registration 10:00 AM. Kick Stands Up at Noon, $20.00/bike - $10.00/passenger<br />

Orchard Park American Legion. Chicken Dinner, Dice Run Trophies, Music<br />

4 to 7 PM by the "100 Proof" Band (This is the same run that in previous years<br />

was conducted from the West Seneca American Legion Post).<br />

For info call 716-662-9780.<br />

Saturday May 26, 2012 - Gowanda Harley Davidson Harley's Heroes<br />

2535 Gowanda Zoar Road Gowanda NY 14070<br />

FREE government benefits counseling courtesy of the DAV (Disabled American<br />

Veterans) for our local veterans. DAV assistance is provided in various ways;<br />

helping veterans obtain earned benefits, transportation to/from hospitals, relief<br />

from disasters, and educating the public about disabled veterans’ issues.<br />

For info call 716-532-4584.<br />

Saturday May 26, 2012 - Stan's Harley Davidson Open Test Ride Day<br />

4425 W. Saile Dr. Batavia, NY, 14020<br />

Stop in on this day and test drive many current Harley-Davidson models. Try<br />

before you buy. For info call 585-343-9598.<br />

Monday May 28, 2012 - Memorial Day Run to Spraguebrook AMVETS<br />

Riders 409. AMVETS RIDERS are a dedicated and patriotic group of motorcycle<br />

riders who hold true to an unwavering respect for our Nation, our Flag,<br />

and our Military … past, present and future.<br />

For info call Kevin A Matteson 716-673-5651 or Leroy Herbstritt 716-785-9800.<br />

JUNE 2012<br />

Saturday June 2, 2012 - Sixth Annual Doin' It For Dean Car and Motorcycle<br />

Show. $10.00 admission. Registration for cars, motorcycles and at 1:00 pm.<br />

$10.00 registration fee includes admission. Gates open at 2:00pm for the<br />

event. Bowen Rd. Grove in Lancaster, N.Y. (near Broadway)<br />

A fundraiser for Hospice of Buffalo in memory of Dean Brown. Walk, Drive or<br />

Ride, Everyone is Welcome. Food and drink available for purchase. Kids Corner<br />

including Bounce House, Dunk Tank, Face Painting, Tattoos, appearances by<br />

famous Cartoon Characters. Children under 12 free. Vendor space available.<br />

Live entertainment by: Silver Xtreme and Widow Maker. 1st in show awards,<br />

several categories. HELP US HELP HOSPICE! (Rain or Shine.)<br />

For info call Rich Brown 716-771-6293.<br />

Saturday June 2, 2012 - HollywoodTheater Charity Run -AMVETS Riders 409<br />

10:00 Registration, 11:30 Kickstands Up, $15/rider, $20 w/passenger.<br />

Hollywood Happening 2012, Proceeds go to the Theater. AMVETS RIDERS are<br />

a dedicated and patriotic group of motorcycle riders who hold true to an unwavering<br />

respect for our Nation, our Flag, and our Military … past, present<br />

and future. The 14th annual Hollywood Happening takes the stage on June<br />

1st, 2nd, 3rd, located in Gowanda, New York. The Happening benefits the ongoing<br />

restoration of the Hollywood Theater.<br />

For info call Kevin A Matteson 716-673-5651 or Leroy Herbstritt 716-785-9800.<br />

Saturday June 2, 2012 - Eric Laufer Music Scholarship Moorcycle Run<br />

Tickets $20 day of event or in advance. Advanced tickets at all Glass America<br />

locations. Bike run at Noon, Party at 3pm<br />

Eric Laufer was killed by a hit and run driver while on his motorcycle. Being a<br />

musician, he was on his way home from playing a gig that night. Hit from behind,<br />

his bike was dragged 1 mile before finally becoming dislodged from the<br />

perpetrator's vehicle; the perpetrator is still at large. Food, beer, pop, live music.<br />

Coffee & donuts for the motorcycle run.<br />

For info call Rita 716-583-3606 or Michelle 716-949-2284.<br />

Saturday June 2, 2012 - The Wanderers M.C. 27th Annual Dice Run<br />

Registration 11:00am - 1:00pm, $10 per person.<br />

The Wanderers MC Club House Rte. 59 Between the Bradford Airport & Federal<br />

Prison. Bradford (Cyclone), Pennsylvania 16726. The State Where Helmets Are<br />

Optional. Motorcycles, Cars, Trucks no matter what you ride or drive. Chance<br />

to win $100.00 for high roll at the end and a nice ride from Buffalo.<br />

For info call 814-363-9539 or 814-362-2824 or 814-362-1591.<br />

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June 8-9, 2012 - 5th Annual Dunkirk Wreck & Roll Festival<br />

Dunkirk Harborfront, Dunkirk, NY<br />

Nationally touring music acts, wing fest, build your own boat race, firemen’s<br />

hose race. Join the crew from The Whiskey Hill Saloon at the wing contest Sat<br />

June 9th. For info call 716-595-8283 or 716-366-9876<br />

Saturday June 9, 2012 - Louis J Billittier Foundation<br />

8th Annual Motorcycle Raffle/ Poker Run<br />

Registration 9:30 to 11. Kick stands up at 11<br />

Chef's Restaurant, 291 Seneca Street, Buffalo, NY 14204<br />

Run is $25, $5 extra passenger includes party. Party alone is $25 a person<br />

Raffle $100 for a 2012 Harley Davidson Street Glide! Only 400 tickets will be<br />

sold at $100 a piece which includes poker run, street party for 2 with food and<br />

drink and prizes outside of Chef's Restaurant. Winner has the option of taking<br />

the bike or cash equivalent. Party runs from 3pm to 5:30pm and it is a $500<br />

first prize for the poker run. Celebrity Road captains are Buffalo Sabres great<br />

Rene Robert, Shredd (from 103.3 WEDG Shredd and Reagan Show) and Sheriff<br />

Tim Howard leading the police escorted run.<br />

For info call 716-856-9187.<br />

Sunday June 10, 2012 - ABATE Buffalo Erie Annual COPS Run<br />

EVERYONE IS WELCOME. C.O.P.S. is Concerns of Police Survivors. Each year, between<br />

140 and 160 officers are killed in the line of duty and their families and<br />

co-workers are left to cope with the tragic loss. C.O.P.S. provides resources to<br />

help them rebuild their lives. For info call 716-825-2627 or 716-627-6715.<br />

*Join us for our Membership Meetings 7:30 PM on the third Wednesday of the<br />

month at VFW Post 8113 "The Chicken Coop" 299 Leydecker Road West<br />

Seneca, NY 14224.<br />

Sunday June 10, 2012 - 2nd Annual Kids Credit Union Poker Run<br />

Preregistration $25.00 driver, $40.00 driver and passenger, accepted until<br />

May 31. Day of: $30.00driver $50.00 driver and passenger<br />

Ride begins at 11:30 at the Trillium Lodge in Cherry Creek NY.<br />

Event t-shirt, hot dog lunch, steak fry and kickstand plate. Registrations will<br />

be available online via Cyberspokes.com. Registrations also available by mail<br />

request: Southern Chautauqua FCU 168 E. Fairmount Ave. Lakewood, NY<br />

14750. The ride is 115 miles of scenic Chautauqua and Warren Counties with<br />

stops in Frewsburg, Lakewood, Ellery, Falconer and concluding with a steak fry<br />

at the Trillium Lodge. Best Poker Hand wins a Large Screen HD TV.<br />

For info call Steve or Laura 716-665-7000<br />

Saturday June 16, 2012 - The 16th Annual Blues Cruise<br />

1pm-11pm at the Rose Garden 2753 Wehrle Dr. Williamsville, NY. (Angry Buffalo<br />

Event Center) Tickets $20.00 pre sale $25.00 day of event.<br />

Live Music featuring The Night Hawks, The Willie Haddath Band, & Hot Daddy<br />

Rocks. Food & beverage included. Roast Beef, Pulled Pork, Hot dogs, Hamburgers<br />

and more. Motorcycle & car show. Portion of Proceeds to benefit Juvenile<br />

Diabetes. Tickets available at The Rose Garden.<br />

For info call 716-875-8195 or 716-632-9871 or 716-892-6635 or 716-688-9896.<br />

Saturday June 16, 2012 - Gowanda Harley Davidson<br />

Women's Fun Run<br />

2535 Gowanda Zoar Road Gowanda NY 14070<br />

Just for fun, just for lady riders. Details and time will be updated on<br />

Cyberspokes.com. For info call 716-532-4584.<br />

Sunday June 24, 2012 - Ruben Brown Motorcycle Run<br />

Ralph Wilson Stadium<br />

To Benefit The Ruben Brown Foundation & The Buffalo Salvation Army. Details<br />

To Follow. The Ruben Brown Foundation supports youth and development programs<br />

in our communities.<br />

For info call 1-800-336-8260.<br />

June 29 - July 1, 2012 - Brothers & Sisters In The Wind Campout<br />

$10.00 Donation for the whole weekend<br />

THE HOGAROSA, Rt. 219, Genesee exit, to Summit Lane, off Drake, to dead<br />

end, to Hogarosa Lane Springville, NY. At The Hogarosa we Remember our<br />

Brothers & Sisters in the Wind. Do you have someone on the Wall? The Wall of


those we Love and Miss. A Weekend get-together. Rainman will be there blasting<br />

tunes all weekend. Camping, BYO. Sat. Have a Taste and Remember: Chili,<br />

Bon Fire and Movie Under the Stars. No Rules other than respect each other. A<br />

Campgrounds with trails, plenty of shade, and two beautiful spring-fed Ponds,<br />

one to Swim in and one to Fish. For info call 716-822-3227.<br />

JULY 2012<br />

Sunday July 8, 2012 - ABATE Buffalo Erie Annual Mystery Ride<br />

Everyone welcome. Help support your RIGHT TO RIDE and have a great time<br />

with American Bikers Aimed Toward Education - Dedicated to Freedom of The<br />

Road. For info call 716-825-2627 or 716-627-6715.<br />

*Join us for our Membership Meetings 7:30 PM on the third Wednesday of the<br />

month at VFW Post 8113 "The Chicken Coop" 299 Leydecker Road West<br />

Seneca, NY 14224.<br />

July 12-14, 2012 - New York State HOG Rally<br />

Come out to Alexandria Bay, NY for The "HOGS AT BAY" NY State Rally.<br />

For info call 716-683-9196 or 716-692-7200.<br />

July Friday The 13th - Port Dover Friday The 13th Rally - PD13<br />

A group of riders fromWNY are meeting at Denny's in Hamburg, NY at Rt's 20 and<br />

75. Kickstands up at 9:30 SHARP. If you get there at 9:31 you'll have to catch up.<br />

Ride to Port Dover, Canada<br />

The Friday the 13th biker party tradition started in 1981. Chris Simons and 25<br />

friends got together at the Commercial Hotel {The Zoo}, now known as Angelos<br />

of Dover. It was November and it was Friday the 13th. And so the tradition<br />

was born. Less than 100 miles from Buffalo, NY. Every Friday the 13th thereafter,<br />

the number of people coming to the event has increased. This year's event<br />

expects over 150,000 Motorcycle Enthusiasts. Bikes, vendors, and camping.<br />

For info call 519-583-0023 or 519-420-8126 or 519-426-5870.<br />

July Friday The 13th Weekend 2012 - Night Of The Living Weekend<br />

The Hogarosa Campgrounds, Rt. 219, Genesee exit, to Summit Lane, off Drake, to<br />

dead end, to Hogarosa Lane Springville, NY. $10.00 per-person per night to Camp.<br />

For those not heading to Canada, or not allowed in Canada, FRIDAY the 13th<br />

Weekend...Night of the Living Weekend. Sat. a Alice Cooper Tribute Band! July<br />

13th-15th: Camping, BYO, Bon Fire and Movie Under The Stars. No Rules other<br />

than respect each other at THE HOGAROSA. Only 3 miles from down town<br />

Springville, NY. For info call 716-822-3227.<br />

Saturday July 14, 2012 - Sons of Liberty NY 3rd Annual Benefit Run<br />

Registration at 10am, Kickstands up at 12 noon sharp.<br />

$15 for riders and $10 for Non-Riders<br />

Demetris on the Lake (Dunkirk, NY Waterfront) Lakeshore Dr/ RT5<br />

All proceeds to the RO foundation, a local foundation helps families in need<br />

by offsetting the cost of travel back and forth to a hospital due to an illness. Return<br />

to Club approximately at 3pm for live music and food. Sons of Liberty<br />

(SOLNY): Riding Club (R.C.) is a Military Support Motorcycle Riding Club.<br />

For info call Jr at 716-785-4157 or Clyde at 716-785-9038.<br />

For more information on these and future events<br />

Visit www.hardtales.net or www.cyberspokes.com<br />

Always check with event organizer for changes or cancellations before events!<br />

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