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What’s Inside This Week?<br />
4 Drink Undrive; Bike Bridge Occurrence;<br />
Police Reports and Media Unreports<br />
5 As the State Turns; Beav-Sci<br />
6 Casey Goodwin: An Actual Paranormal<br />
Investigator<br />
7 Halloween About Town<br />
8 Workouts for Zombie Apocalypse<br />
Preparedness<br />
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Tempting the Demons<br />
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By Johnny Beaver<br />
Linn-Benton<br />
Backwash<br />
Fun with Local Media<br />
Copy, and Misogyny<br />
Plans for a Five Guys burger joint<br />
and a Sports Clips hair salon for<br />
men near 9th Street and Buchanan<br />
in Corvallis have been scrapped.<br />
Sorry, folks, no overpriced greaseburgers<br />
or dorky a*s haircuts by<br />
women in referee outfits while<br />
you watch “the game.” Mmmm,<br />
misogyny! Maybe this is punishment<br />
for being a douche.<br />
Some sort of car chase involving<br />
the coppers ended on OSU territory<br />
on Oct. 23. A video was captured<br />
from a dorm window showing the<br />
police instructing the driver to lift<br />
his shirt up, walk backwards, touch<br />
his toes, turn his head and cough,<br />
etc. I went to find more details, but<br />
daily media seems to be lacking<br />
any sort of reporting. C’est la vie,<br />
comrades. And we both know I’m<br />
too lazy to check in later. Here’s<br />
the video for your viewing pleasure:<br />
https://www.youtube.com/<br />
watch?v=J3W1XYYMWzk.<br />
A woman driving near Southeast<br />
Kiger Island Drive in Corvallis had<br />
a bullet tear through her window.<br />
Deputies found two men who were<br />
admittedly shooting behind their<br />
house, and despite using a backstop<br />
a bullet had ricocheted out into the<br />
street. What kind of idiots shoot at<br />
a backstop that’s anywhere near a<br />
road, let alone concrete? The same<br />
kind of idiots that the deputies let<br />
go without a citation, instead telling<br />
them to find a better location to<br />
shoot. This wasn’t mentioned in the<br />
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local media either, so I guess that’s a<br />
thing now.<br />
Some dude that was dressed like he<br />
was from the southern water tribe in<br />
Avatar rolled up to the Albany Fred<br />
Meyer store... and then rolled back<br />
out with a $9,575 ring—just about<br />
$400 or so short of making it a Class<br />
B felony, which can get you 10 years<br />
in the clink. Klink? No, clink. Clink is<br />
right. Dammit.<br />
The main news slider on the<br />
Democrat-Herald’s website was<br />
kind enough to deliver this hardhitting<br />
story earlier this week: “Cooler<br />
weather mean it’s time to clean your<br />
home’s chimney.”<br />
The Lebanon Log: And we’re back!<br />
On Oct. 17 a man in a pink wig was<br />
walking around Oak Street acting<br />
“weird.” When police stopped him,<br />
he had a machete strapped to<br />
his back. Half an hour later he had<br />
shown up at Merlin’s Bar and was<br />
“making customers nervous,” so<br />
officers eyeballed him until he left.<br />
Fast forward a few hours... the dude<br />
is running down the middle of Main<br />
Street, still in his wig and whatnot, so<br />
police thought to themselves, “Hmm,<br />
maybe we should take him to the<br />
hospital for a hold.” Later that night<br />
people were once again reported<br />
stealing items from the Goodwill<br />
trailer outside of Mega Foods (you<br />
know, where that dude was caught<br />
whacking off a number of months<br />
ago).<br />
By Rachel Henevoy<br />
Halloween Drink Undrive<br />
Some Free Rides and Cheap Taxis<br />
alloween in Corvallis brings the<br />
Hjoy of trick or treating, costume<br />
parties, and massive amounts of<br />
alcohol for some. Lieutenant<br />
Cord Wood of the Corvallis<br />
Police Department says<br />
that between the numerous<br />
cab companies in Corvallis<br />
and the SafeRide program<br />
for OSU students, there is<br />
no reason that someone would<br />
have to drive intoxicated or walk<br />
home alone. Wood cautions partiers<br />
to be safe, and on that note, there<br />
are services for students and nonstudents.<br />
For OSU students, the Associated<br />
Students of Oregon University<br />
(ASOSU) has a free SafeRide service<br />
taking students home or to the OSU<br />
campus. The program operates<br />
throughout Corvallis and Philomath.<br />
Their app may be your best option<br />
for using the program because the<br />
program has policies, boundaries,<br />
and hours of operation which may<br />
conflict with your weekend plans.<br />
Low on data this month? Go low<br />
tech and call to book a pickup. The<br />
SafeRide program operates from<br />
6 p.m. to 2:30 a.m.<br />
Non-students looking for a free ride<br />
home can make use of the City of<br />
Corvallis Fareless Night Owl Bus,<br />
for those who live along the offered<br />
routes. The Night Owl Bus routes<br />
are up and running as of Oct. 1.<br />
Service runs every Thursday, Friday,<br />
and Saturday from 8:45 p.m. until<br />
2:45 a.m. through June 5, with the<br />
exception of Thanksgiving and<br />
OSU’s winter break. A bonus<br />
of the Night Owl Bus is that<br />
each bus has a bike rack in<br />
case your bike is drunk, too.<br />
When your Halloween<br />
partying takes you far into<br />
the night or you are SOL for<br />
the freebie rides, a quick Internet<br />
search yields a fair number of taxi<br />
listings in Corvallis. You may want<br />
to cut out this list and keep it with<br />
you just in case:<br />
Ali’s Taxi: 541-829-1103<br />
Auto-Taxi: 541-714-3015<br />
Hub Cab: 541-738-9000<br />
Beaver Cab: 541-738-8294<br />
Going Green Taxi: 541-738-9000<br />
Roadrunner Taxi: 541-766-8294<br />
Corvallis Pedicab: 541-609-8949<br />
1 Cab Inc.: 541-223-6007<br />
Orange Taxi: 541-979-6622<br />
The ASOSU SafeRide Program can<br />
be contacted at 541-737-5000, or<br />
request a ride through their app, from<br />
Google Play at https://play.google.<br />
com/store/apps/details?id=com.<br />
totuit.tapride.oregonstate&hl=en<br />
or from iTunes at https://itunes.<br />
apple.com/us/app/saferide-osu/<br />
id930134879?mt=8.<br />
Night Owl City Bus route<br />
information is available at http://<br />
www.corvallisoregon.gov/index.<br />
aspx?page=180.<br />
By John M. Burt<br />
An Occurrence of an Owl<br />
Creek BridgeCorvallis’ Inadvertently<br />
Spooky Reference<br />
There’s a new bicycle bridge<br />
going in over Owl Creek, part<br />
of the bike path running parallel<br />
to Highway 34, right next to the<br />
highway bridge that’s been there<br />
for years. It’s made of steel and<br />
actually looks a lot cooler than<br />
the highway bridge.<br />
I don’t see how there’s a story<br />
in that, though it’s topical for<br />
Halloween. You know, because it’s<br />
Owl Creek Bridge, as in one of the<br />
creepiest stories Ambrose Bierce ever<br />
wrote, and one of the coolest episodes<br />
of The Twilight Zone, ever.<br />
I don’t know—does anyone<br />
even remember that story? Does<br />
anyone even remember Ambrose<br />
Bierce?<br />
Well, a couple of years ago,<br />
someone put a stand-up sign<br />
next to the highway bridge<br />
over Owl Creek that just said,<br />
“An Occurrence,” so I’d say the<br />
story is still pretty well known.<br />
Plus, I can always work in a<br />
reference to the fact that Bierce<br />
wrote The Damned Thing, which<br />
was the inspiration for the Predator<br />
movies.
By Johnny Beaver<br />
As the State TurnsOPB Pulls a CNN, Gun Nut Likes Pot,<br />
Senioritis, State Goes Bureaucratic on Weed<br />
OREGON PUBLIC BROADCASTING<br />
FINDS NEW WAY TO DISCUSS<br />
EARTHQUAKES<br />
I thought all of you might like to<br />
know that OPB has now graduated<br />
from “Megaquake Preparedness<br />
Tips” and “Oh Sh*t, Earthquake!”<br />
articles, now moving on to polling<br />
Oregonians to see if they think<br />
they’re prepared. Aaaaand...<br />
::drum roll::<br />
...they don’t. We don’t. 37% of us,<br />
anyway.<br />
And really that’s about all there is<br />
to that.<br />
Move along now.<br />
RURAL OREGON CRANKY ‘BOUT<br />
THEIR FREEDOM<br />
Aww, rural Oregon. Voters in<br />
Coos County are going to vote next<br />
month on a ballot measure that will<br />
effectively stop the enforcement of<br />
a number of gun laws. Specifically<br />
targeting state decisions from early<br />
in the year, they seek to undermine<br />
the requirement for background<br />
checks during private gun sales.<br />
The first a*shole to speak up is the<br />
man behind the ballot measure,<br />
one self-described “freedom nut”<br />
Rob Taylor. And what did he have<br />
to say? You guessed it, a bunch of<br />
stuff about the Second Amendment.<br />
He also mentioned tyranny and<br />
liberty and stuff like that. I have to<br />
say... reading his mighty quotes...<br />
I found myself suffering a bit from<br />
the vapors. Dare I say, I might have<br />
squeezed off a bit of a blush! My<br />
word, what a man!<br />
He’s not your garden variety<br />
mountain folk, though. He has also<br />
fought to make sure his locale was<br />
able to access and take advantage<br />
of the new recreational marijuana<br />
legality for the purpose of reinforcing<br />
the community. Well, good for him<br />
in that respect... though for all I can<br />
tell, part of his way of protesting<br />
was to try to pass a measure that<br />
forces everyone against allowing<br />
recreational marijuana sales to<br />
shoot themselves in the face.<br />
Anyway, their aim is to cut off<br />
the use of county funds for the<br />
enforcement of these gun laws,<br />
including any new restrictions that<br />
may be put into place in the future.<br />
Yes, that is as stupid a plan as it<br />
sounds. Let’s all skip the court<br />
system and just vote in bandaid<br />
measures to try and<br />
gum up the works! Sounds<br />
like the plan of a bunch of<br />
damned geniuses!<br />
I should also mention<br />
that Coos County is right<br />
around the corner from<br />
Roseburg, where a bunch of<br />
armed lunatics showed up to<br />
protest President Obama’s visit<br />
after the recent shooting.<br />
In addition to the legal experts and<br />
random passerby that are calling<br />
this “dumb,” many are questioning<br />
whether or not it’s even enforceable<br />
if it passes. And it’s likely not.<br />
I guess let’s just sit back and enjoy<br />
the show.<br />
WHERE ALL THEM SENIORS AT?<br />
They’re at home, asleep. That’s<br />
where I was when I missed about a<br />
third of my senior year, anyway.<br />
According to some numbers released<br />
by the Oregon Department of<br />
Education last week, about a third<br />
of high school seniors in the state<br />
are “chronically absent,” missing<br />
about 1 in every 10 days. A number<br />
of schools were named, but this<br />
reporter feels it was unfair to<br />
include Sweet Home High School—<br />
if those kids aren’t tending to the<br />
goats, who the hell is gonna do it?<br />
Not me, I can tell you that much. I<br />
seriously hate goats.<br />
Anyway, numbers numbers<br />
numbers, no solutions, let alone<br />
any real in-depth analysis of the<br />
different causes. Public schools in<br />
this country all but completely fail<br />
at engaging kids in personal topics<br />
of interest to explore, instead opting<br />
for memorization routines. Maybe<br />
that has something to do with it.<br />
Or the fact that classes start<br />
obscenely early. Or Playstation 4.<br />
GRESHAM GETS ITS OWN<br />
BASEBALL TEAM<br />
Yup! They’re going to be called the<br />
Gresham<br />
Sucks and<br />
Is Full of Meth<br />
Heads and Hookers<br />
(and Not Even the Good<br />
Kind). Also, if you visit<br />
Gresham, lock your doors and don’t<br />
drink the water.<br />
NEW POT RULES COME DOWN<br />
THE CHUTE<br />
...and they’re 77 pages long. Also,<br />
they won’t become permanent until<br />
next June. Also, you’re going to be<br />
unable to read them unless you’re<br />
standing on one foot and being<br />
chased by the pink wig machete man<br />
from this week’s installment of the<br />
Linn-Benton Backwash... as he tries<br />
to squirt honey on your heels from<br />
one of those plastic bears and then<br />
lick it off.<br />
Because I love you, my Corvallisites,<br />
I tried to read the rules so I could<br />
pull out some important stuff for<br />
you. Unfortunately I made it about a<br />
half a page in before I got to “845-<br />
025-1015 Definitions” and was just<br />
like $%#@! this noise, nobody said<br />
anything about numbers.<br />
I did spot something that promises<br />
better weed than we’re getting<br />
from the cartels... basically if it<br />
has foreign stuff in it, has rotted or<br />
become putrid, etc. it can’t be sold.<br />
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By Sidney Reilly<br />
Vitamin Deez<br />
Nuts a Great Source<br />
Vitamins get their first bit of<br />
good news in seemingly ages,<br />
as a new OSU study just released<br />
suggests that vitamin D and<br />
xanthohumol may fight obesity.<br />
In particular they may help fight<br />
imbalances in gut microbiota that<br />
lead to the metabolic disorders<br />
and obesity that afflict nearly a<br />
third of Americans.<br />
Vitamins have been on a bit of<br />
a roller coaster ride of emotions<br />
for the last couple years. At<br />
least, if vitamins could feel, they<br />
would be. The reason is that the<br />
standard wisdom on the value<br />
of vitamins, that there is value,<br />
has been taking a beating. New<br />
studies have been coming out left<br />
and right purporting that vitamins<br />
do less good than we thought,<br />
and in some cases are even<br />
harmful.<br />
This new round of studies at OSU,<br />
which just got them a new fiveyear<br />
NIH grant of $2.64 million<br />
to study the results, shows that<br />
Vitamin D, commonly found in<br />
milk, almonds and sunshine, helps<br />
to burn fat faster, and showed<br />
startling results in lab rats.<br />
“The benefits of xanthohumol<br />
and vitamin D have been clearly<br />
shown in laboratory studies to<br />
reduce weight gain and improve<br />
gut barrier defenses,” said Adrian<br />
Gombar in a press release.<br />
Dr. Gombar is an associate<br />
professor of biochemistry and<br />
biophysics at OSU. He continued,<br />
“These compounds appear<br />
to activate nuclear receptors<br />
and pathways that may affect<br />
microbe composition, and in the<br />
process reduce the damage from<br />
metabolic syndrome.”<br />
Did I mention xanthohumol is<br />
naturally occurring in hops? So<br />
you’re getting a good dose every<br />
time you hit the bar? I figured<br />
that would get your attention.<br />
Now go tie one on to fight obesity,<br />
and have a side of nuts with it to<br />
get your vitamin D on.<br />
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Casey Goodwin: Paranormal Investigator<br />
Once Skeptical, He Leads Oregon Researchers<br />
According to most recent polls, just<br />
under half of Americans believe<br />
in ghosts. Nearly 20% lay claim to<br />
ghostly encounters. Given these<br />
statistics, it is no wonder we have a<br />
plethora of people and organizations<br />
receptive and ready to lend a hand in<br />
light of such encounters.<br />
We’re all familiar with the<br />
lore surrounding paranormal<br />
investigators, but how often do we<br />
get to hear what the trade is like,<br />
a life lived deliberately “haunted.”<br />
Casey Goodwin, director of Oregon<br />
Paranormal, a non-profit organization<br />
based in Clackamas and funded by<br />
annual membership dues, debunks<br />
some of the common misconceptions<br />
that, thanks to Hollywood and<br />
popular television, surround and<br />
shroud the business of paranormal<br />
investigation.<br />
As a southern-born Californian,<br />
Goodwin accredits his initial interest<br />
in the paranormal to programs<br />
such as Unsolved Mysteries with<br />
Robert Stack. Though he had never<br />
encountered anything paranormal<br />
himself, Goodwin was curious enough<br />
to pair up with friend and co-founder<br />
Scott Reidel in 2009 to create Oregon<br />
Paranormal, offering their completely<br />
free-of-charge investigative<br />
service to homeowners experiencing<br />
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By Stevie Beisswanger<br />
strange phenomena.<br />
His own validation came<br />
during the team’s most<br />
active investigation, a<br />
100-and-something-yearold<br />
Victorian house the<br />
occupants believed they<br />
might be sharing with<br />
the presence of both a<br />
male and young girl. The<br />
team was won over when<br />
they captured EVPs of two voices,<br />
one manly, one girlish. There were<br />
unexplainable sounds and movement<br />
throughout the house, an experience<br />
Goodwin describes as “some kind<br />
of perfect storm,” given the great<br />
number of rookies on board.<br />
Take it from Goodwin, they are no<br />
“ghostbusters.” They can provide<br />
references but won’t attempt any<br />
cleansing rituals themselves.<br />
However, they do act as a kind of<br />
mop-up crew in cases where previous<br />
teams attempted to rid of spirits but<br />
instead agitated the activity.<br />
OP’s first initiative is to make<br />
their clients feel safe, especially<br />
within their own homes. Their goal<br />
is to provide a “safety net,” hard<br />
conclusive evidence and answers to<br />
the problem. Goodwin’s team doesn’t<br />
seek some spirit-induced high during<br />
their time spent on-site. There is no<br />
By Kiki Genoa<br />
Halloween Horror for Shut-ins<br />
Let’s be realistic. If you’re reading<br />
this, you probably have no plans<br />
for Halloween. And neither do I.<br />
This year, instead of slutting it up in<br />
a revealing costume and doing keg<br />
stands, I plan to watch movies and<br />
hand out candy. I do miss my college<br />
days, but I think the experience<br />
of staying home and avoiding a<br />
hangover will be rewarding. To<br />
make the transition from cool kid to<br />
loser easier for all of us in our early<br />
30s, I’ve compiled a list of five of my<br />
favorite scary movies, guaranteed to<br />
take your mind off of the loneliness of<br />
not going to a party. The best part is<br />
that they’re all available for instant<br />
viewing on Netflix, so there’s no need<br />
to do illegal stuff on the Internet.<br />
Watch them in the following order:<br />
1. ZomBeavers (2014)<br />
In this campy spoof (seemingly tailormade<br />
for Corvallisites) a gang of<br />
horny, idiot coeds take a weekend in<br />
the backwoods of Indiana. Sarcastic<br />
violence ensues when local rodents,<br />
mutated by way of radioactive waste,<br />
invade the students’ cabin and<br />
attack. Not scary, but very funny,<br />
and there’s toplessness.<br />
2. The Nightmare (2015)<br />
This documentary—which feels<br />
more like a psychological thriller—<br />
explores the mysterious phenomenon<br />
of sleep paralysis. Real-life victims<br />
of this strange condition describe<br />
the monsters they encounter in their<br />
dreams, and it’s absolutely chilling.<br />
3. Rosemary’s Baby (1968)<br />
Polanski’s creepy classic follows a<br />
pregnant and paranoid Mia Farrow<br />
as she attempts to solve the mystery<br />
behind a satanic cult while they<br />
threaten to steal her unborn child.<br />
Farrow’s tour-de-force performance<br />
going bump in the night,<br />
another misconception<br />
Goodwin cleared up,<br />
the trend of showing<br />
investigators around<br />
in the dark. Because<br />
believe or not, “humans<br />
are terrible observers<br />
when they can’t see with<br />
their eyes.” What tube<br />
viewers rarely see are<br />
the distressed homeowners. We often<br />
“don’t realize these people are at wit’s<br />
end… They just want to know they’re<br />
not crazy.” Goodwin prides himself<br />
on his team’s initiative to provide<br />
support and calm the nerves.<br />
Nine out of ten times the source of<br />
the problem under investigation<br />
by OP is natural phenomena, manmade<br />
anomalies picked up by the<br />
crew’s high-tech equipment. And<br />
these technologies aren’t toys. OP<br />
uses equipment such as EMF, MEL,<br />
and Tri-field meters to measure<br />
electromagnetic fields. Goodwin notes<br />
the dependability of such devices<br />
in more legitimized industries,<br />
commonly utilized by contractors<br />
and electricians. The devices provide<br />
measurements and analysis of what<br />
goes unseen by the naked eye and can<br />
thus faster track down a culprit, such<br />
as a cold spot caused “not by Aunt<br />
Martha, but by faulty insulation.”<br />
The only times Goodwin has felt<br />
threatened on the job were due to<br />
the poor conditions of the facilities<br />
under investigation, by leaky pipes<br />
and the like, not by any otherworldly,<br />
hellbent being, another staple<br />
in paranormal pop culture. The<br />
industry just loves “to sensationalize<br />
the demonic stuff.” Conversely,<br />
an average day on the job seems<br />
much more about facts than frights.<br />
Goodwin seems more concerned with<br />
the contentment of his clients than<br />
any ghostly agenda.<br />
Anyone can request an investigation<br />
on OP’s website. If deemed in need of<br />
further investigation, the team may<br />
take up to three months collecting<br />
data, conducting extensive historical<br />
research, or even reaching out to<br />
local law enforcement. Sometimes<br />
a site may require more than one<br />
visit. Goodwin takes pleasure in his<br />
continued clientele relations, keeping<br />
current with their comfort and status.<br />
Whether or not any ghouls or<br />
goosebumps rise up, OP is sure<br />
to provide a source of assistance.<br />
They’re just one of many<br />
organizations, just a touch away,<br />
willing to settle the minds of those<br />
experiencing suspicious activity.<br />
To contact Oregon Paranormal, visit<br />
www.oregonparanormal.com.<br />
Night of Netflix for Post-Party Adulthood<br />
is matched by that of the late John<br />
Cassavetes, who is hilarious as her<br />
self-absorbed, actor husband. If you<br />
only have time for one of the films in<br />
this list, watch this one.<br />
4. The Taking of Deborah Logan<br />
(2014)<br />
An elderly woman suffering from<br />
Alzheimer’s lies at the center of<br />
this ominous story, filmed in foundfootage<br />
style. Spoiler alert: It’s not<br />
Alzheimer’s, but something far more<br />
sinister. Be prepared for exorcisms,<br />
screaming, and falling off of your<br />
couch.<br />
5. V/H/S (2012)<br />
Determined to steal a mysterious<br />
videotape, a gang of Canadian<br />
criminals accidentally stumbles<br />
upon a deceased homeless man<br />
who apparently died of fright after<br />
watching a series of videos. Another<br />
found-footage gorefest, this startling<br />
and disturbing movie goes above and<br />
beyond the genre to feature several<br />
short films in one, in the vein of 80’s<br />
“collections” like Creepshow.<br />
Happy watching!
By Nathan Hermanson<br />
Corvallis Halloween Event Roundup<br />
The What’s What of What’s Happening for ‘Ween Night and Weekend<br />
Aww, spooky skeletons, scary<br />
ghosts, and horrible amounts of<br />
cultural appropriation! Halloween<br />
has finally reached our doorsteps<br />
and while scary may not be one<br />
of the words you’d use to describe<br />
Corvallis,there are still a great many<br />
Halloween events that we creepy<br />
Corvallisites can enjoy.<br />
We’ve broken down a great chunk<br />
of the events in Corvallis, but<br />
couldn’t possibly cover every single<br />
shindig in town, so save your<br />
complaint-writing hand for candy<br />
gathering or booze drinking this<br />
Halloween weekend.<br />
Let’s start with a roundup of all the<br />
family-friendly Halloween events.<br />
First up in town comes a quartet<br />
of events from our two downtown<br />
theaters. At the Whiteside Theatre,<br />
we’ve got Frightside at the Whiteside<br />
and their historical Ghost Tour.<br />
Frightside at the Whiteside is the<br />
theater’s annual Halloween concert,<br />
this year featuring performances<br />
from the Brutal Bridges Band,<br />
All the Apparatus, and Symbiotic<br />
Quintet. This incredible night of<br />
music starts on Thursday, Oct. 29 at<br />
7 p.m. Tickets cost $7 per person or<br />
$20 for groups of up to five members<br />
if tickets are purchased in advance,<br />
and $10 per person or $25 for groups<br />
at the door.<br />
If it’s spooks you’re looking for,<br />
the Whiteside has its historical<br />
Ghosts of the Whiteside tour with<br />
a newly added Ghost Hunt. This<br />
tour is described as a “walk through<br />
history and current unexplained<br />
phenomenon” through the supposedly<br />
haunted Whiteside Theatre. The tour<br />
will start at 6 p.m., with the Ghost<br />
Hunt (featuring a portable EMF<br />
reader) an hour later at<br />
7 p.m. Tickets are $10 if purchased<br />
in advance or $12 at the door. The<br />
show features mature themes and is<br />
recommended for those aged 16 and<br />
older.<br />
Just a short walk away at the<br />
Majestic Theatre is a duo of spinechilling<br />
events worth your time.<br />
First on the slate comes “3D zombie<br />
horror theater” in the form of Wait<br />
for the Blackout, a zombie play<br />
that promises guts, gore, and glory.<br />
Wait for the Blackout is a unique<br />
show in that it involves the entire<br />
theater, from the lobby to backstage<br />
and everything in between. This<br />
immersive zombie experience will<br />
have two shows on Friday, Oct. 30<br />
and Saturday, Oct. 31 at 8 p.m. Each<br />
show runs $12 for adults and $10 for<br />
members, students, and seniors. The<br />
show is recommended for those aged<br />
13 and up.<br />
And, not to be outdone by their<br />
theatrical neighbors, the Majestic<br />
will also feature a tour of their<br />
haunted building with the Haunting<br />
of the Majestic. Designed for children<br />
aged 3 to 10, The Haunting of the<br />
Majestic features a full haunted<br />
house experience with tons of<br />
extra goodies for kids to enjoy. The<br />
haunting will be running from 1 to<br />
5 p.m. on Saturday, Oct. 31. Tickets<br />
are $3 per child or $10 for groups of<br />
up to five children. Accompanying<br />
adults are free; entry includes digital<br />
photos, balloons, and a few free<br />
treats.<br />
Continuing on in the area, the<br />
Downtown Corvallis Association<br />
will be shaking things up a bit with<br />
the 2015 Downtown Corvallis Trick<br />
or Treat falling on Friday, Oct. 30<br />
instead of on Halloween proper,<br />
promising kids two days of candy<br />
hauls. On top of that, the Arts Center<br />
will feature a special free Day of the<br />
Dead-inspired art exhibit through<br />
Halloween from 12 to 5 p.m. in the<br />
Corrine Woodman Gallery.<br />
Venturing out of the downtown area,<br />
Interzone will be hosting Oregonian<br />
bands Dogbreth, Adieu Caribou, and<br />
Dumb Luck for a pre-Halloween show<br />
of tunes on Thursday, Oct. 29 at<br />
7 p.m. Costumes are encouraged and<br />
tickets will cost you between $3 and<br />
$5.<br />
On NW Elder Street, a home<br />
transforms into a graveyard for<br />
the OSU Beaver and all its Pac-12<br />
enemies with City of the Dammed.<br />
This free light show experience<br />
runs from dusk to 9 p.m. and can be<br />
enjoyed every day in the lead-up to<br />
Halloween night.<br />
And finally, on campus at the<br />
LaSells Stewart Center, the Rainbow<br />
Continuum is throwing its Fall Drag<br />
Show on Halloween night. While<br />
the show isn’t distinctly Halloween<br />
themed, drag at its core is essentially<br />
a form of costume and they<br />
encourage all audience members<br />
to attend in costumes of their own.<br />
Beyond that, the folks putting on<br />
these shows know how to entertain<br />
a crowd and they do so with style.<br />
The show starts at 7 p.m. Tickets<br />
are free for anyone with an OSU<br />
ID, or $5 for non-students.<br />
Now, if you’re over the age of 21<br />
and you’ve been rolling your eyes<br />
at the events I’ve listed so far, don’t<br />
worry. Corvallis has a veritable bevy<br />
of events for you to drink the night<br />
away at. Most of them follow the<br />
same general formula. Booze plus<br />
costume contest plus booze plus live<br />
music equals the adult Halloween<br />
experience. It basically comes down<br />
to which venue’s talent sounds best<br />
to you.<br />
Cloud & Kelly’s will be hosting<br />
its annual costumed street party<br />
Halloweird on Halloween night<br />
where people can expect a full night<br />
of dancing to the tunes of DJs C4<br />
Logic, Tooie, Drifter, and Modesik.<br />
Sky High Brewing has an all-80’s,<br />
all-vinyl dance party. Jack Okole’s<br />
Bar & Grill has all the country<br />
music you can handle. Impulse<br />
Bar & Grill will be wrapping up a<br />
full week of Halloween events with<br />
DJ Gino Valenziano. And finally,<br />
Squirrel’s Tavern will have local<br />
band Big Outside performing. Most<br />
of these venues will host some sort<br />
of costume contest with the promise<br />
of prizes and every one of them is on<br />
Halloween night. The only 21-and-up<br />
show not on Halloween night is local<br />
band Vandfald’s CD release show<br />
at Bombs Away Café on Thursday,<br />
Oct. 29. All these shows are fairly<br />
affordable as well, ranging between<br />
$5 and $10 for entry.<br />
So no matter your age, no matter<br />
your interests, and no matter what<br />
ridiculous costume you decide to<br />
wear, Corvallis has you covered.<br />
For further details on most of the<br />
events listed above, head to<br />
www.corvalliscalendar.org.<br />
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By Nathan Hermanson<br />
Training for the Zombie Apocalypse<br />
Pop culture tells us that the zombie<br />
apocalypse is coming any day<br />
now, but are you prepared for it?<br />
While gamers and Walking Dead<br />
fanatics both think they could handle<br />
the impending zombie hordes with<br />
ease, let me be the first to tell you it<br />
won’t be easy.<br />
Zombies are historically depicted as<br />
shambling<br />
mindless<br />
brutes with<br />
an innate<br />
ability to tear<br />
humans limb<br />
from limb, all<br />
in an effort<br />
to get to the<br />
incredible<br />
delicacy that<br />
is the human<br />
brain. They are known to travel in<br />
packs and they often use that to their<br />
advantage. Power in numbers and<br />
all that. They might be brainless,<br />
but they have an intense focus that<br />
isn’t to be messed with. And if you<br />
doubt that this apocalyptic landscape<br />
is in our future, take a look at the<br />
presidential candidates or let your<br />
religious aunt tell you how we’re all<br />
headed for the dark times and then<br />
you’ll understand what the future<br />
holds.<br />
With all that said, people are just<br />
not ready for what<br />
awaits them in<br />
the dark future.<br />
We’re here to give<br />
you a few fitness<br />
tips to keep your<br />
body ready for the<br />
coming apocalypse.<br />
Cardio is your<br />
friend.<br />
Running is key<br />
in the zombie<br />
apocalypse. As mentioned before,<br />
zombies are usually pretty slow. It<br />
shouldn’t be that hard to put distance<br />
between yourself and the growling<br />
walkers. But their defining trait<br />
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hard to lose their<br />
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if you’re facing a<br />
horde, it’s even<br />
tougher. Running<br />
for both speed and<br />
distance will bring<br />
you a long way<br />
(both literally and<br />
conceptually). A<br />
few hours a day<br />
on a treadmill<br />
or on your preferred trail will help<br />
build stamina, but don’t be afraid<br />
to get some speed training in there<br />
by running up some inclines, which<br />
will build both strength and speed.<br />
If you’re looking for a practical way<br />
to start training yourself today,<br />
pick up the Zombies, Run! app for<br />
your smartphone to get a simulated<br />
zombie apocalypse in your ears for<br />
your daily runs.<br />
Build the right muscles.<br />
General strength training will help<br />
you through the inevitable tussles<br />
you’ll have with the brain-hungry<br />
fiends. Exercises like chest presses,<br />
bench dips, and burpees will help<br />
build up the muscular strength and<br />
endurance you’ll need to really push<br />
through decayed zombie skulls. Most<br />
of these exercises can be done with<br />
limited equipment, so living in the<br />
destroyed world won’t stop you from<br />
getting those gains.<br />
Train your damn brain, too.<br />
When it comes down to it, the<br />
fall in love with print.<br />
strongest guy in the world could fall<br />
to a zombie if he fails to get his mind<br />
ready for this world. The first thing<br />
to do is to cut all emotional ties to the<br />
dead. If you happen to see a zombified<br />
Benny the Beaver, you’ll have to push<br />
past your love for the guy and stab<br />
him through the head or you’ll be<br />
joining him in the afterlife. Secondly,<br />
you’ll have to hone your senses<br />
through a variety of mental exercises.<br />
Being able to hear a surprise zombie<br />
behind you is just as valuable as<br />
being able to take it down with one<br />
swing. Train the mind just as much<br />
as you’d train your body and you’ll be<br />
golden.<br />
Whatever you decide to do, make<br />
sure you do it soon. The Internet tells<br />
me the Illuminati is about to release<br />
the zombie virus with Obama as<br />
the scapegoat, opening the door for<br />
Trump to take control of the country<br />
where he’ll reign supreme as Zombie<br />
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to live in, then train. Remember, no<br />
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y Stevie Beisswanger<br />
Calling All Demons!<br />
is the season to let slip our<br />
‘Tmore superstitious selves, to<br />
let irrational fears creep out of the<br />
creaky woodwork. However, statistics<br />
show that only a scant number of<br />
Americans are sincerely wary of cat<br />
crossings, salt tossings, and such.<br />
A mere 20% of people surveyed<br />
across the U.S. by Statista in 2014<br />
believed walking under a ladder was<br />
indeed a bringer of bad luck. And the<br />
percentages just dwindle from there,<br />
with other common superstitions<br />
gaining credibility in the low doubledigit<br />
percentiles.<br />
To put these superstitions to the test,<br />
I took it upon myself to embark on<br />
a full day of investigative foul play,<br />
goading the fates of misfortune, small<br />
and large.<br />
My first apology goes out to anyone<br />
who might’ve passed by a girl superstomping<br />
in vigorous concentration<br />
on every downtown crack of sidewalk.<br />
That was me. The second apology is<br />
awarded to my moms. Watch your<br />
back, moms.<br />
You may have<br />
also heard me<br />
whispering<br />
the little jinx<br />
I whipped up<br />
special for<br />
this day of<br />
incurred doom,<br />
something<br />
along the lines<br />
of “I jinx myself<br />
on this day, a<br />
tempt of fate’s<br />
foulest play…”<br />
This seeming<br />
psychosis was<br />
only agitated<br />
more while I<br />
loitered outside<br />
Robnette’s Hardware, vexed by<br />
the wire-strapped ladders, trying<br />
to squeeze under the small angle<br />
of space during lulls in pedestrian<br />
traffic.<br />
I am not a person who looks like<br />
she might be interested in a casual<br />
browse of hardware, so paranoia of<br />
arousing suspicion quickly set in.<br />
My Day Tempting Every Superstitious Fate<br />
Especially when standing under the<br />
sliding ladder inside, stepping out<br />
and under again just to make sure I’d<br />
extracted enough juju juice.<br />
The meddling ran rampant at home<br />
where I broke a mirror, spilled some<br />
salt, freed some umbrellas, spewed a<br />
slew of Bloody Marys at my dizzied,<br />
candle-lit reflection and for extra<br />
measure, took turns writing 666 a<br />
total of 13 times with my partner in<br />
crime, a.k.a. my boyfriend—he’s a<br />
double agent—on each other’s left<br />
arm. Only conclusive finding so far:<br />
candlelight and spins do wonders<br />
for distortion. Still, I wouldn’t have<br />
called me Mary.<br />
To spice up the intensity, we took a<br />
nighttime stroll to the cemetery to<br />
step on some graves. And here, my<br />
sincerest apology. I am so sorry to<br />
those offended. There was already a<br />
sense of unholiness in the title. You<br />
can’t be too surprised.<br />
We crept in, tread lightly on a few<br />
tombs, and low and behold standing<br />
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was a buck. Some divine symbol,<br />
guardian of the deceased? It sure<br />
seemed so.<br />
As we made our way back a black<br />
cat crossed our paths, I sh*t you<br />
not. How lucky our bad luck f*ckery<br />
had become! I was incredulous and<br />
admittedly shook, nerves on the rise<br />
given our final incitation: a full-on<br />
Ouija seance.<br />
My weariness sits more with spiritual<br />
contact than with the Ouija’s mystical<br />
powers. Let’s just say I saw some<br />
sh*t as a young’un that I would not<br />
dismiss as imagined but at the time<br />
felt terrifyingly real. And in regards<br />
to this, a psychic once said I should<br />
never mess with a Ouija board.<br />
Ask anyone and chances are<br />
they have had or know of some<br />
horrible Ouija mishap. In fact 65%<br />
of Americans believe the game is<br />
dangerous. Science and psychology<br />
now attribute the planchette’s<br />
migratory powers to the ideomotor<br />
effect, our unconscious motor skills.<br />
Despite these facts, I was still<br />
trembling when we laid our blankets<br />
out on the park at midnight. We lit<br />
the candles, drew a few breaths, put<br />
fingertips to planchette, summoned<br />
all malevolent entities in earshot,<br />
and…<br />
Nothing. And again, nothing. Back<br />
at home, nothing. We even left the<br />
planchette idle on the board all night,<br />
a huge Ouija no-no, and woke to it<br />
the same. I would have even burnt<br />
the thing if not for the promise of<br />
a refund at Target. Side note: You<br />
cannot imagine my disappointment<br />
when I opened the box of my new<br />
Ouija board. Anyone born before<br />
the millennium will understand my<br />
outrage at Hasbro’s new design, a<br />
crap piece of cardboard and cheap<br />
hunk of plastic that lights up,<br />
batteries not included. What sh*t.<br />
Since my doomsday, our greatest<br />
misfortune was Kyle stepping on<br />
a tack. Perhaps all I’d really done<br />
was cause this most tragically<br />
anticlimactic ending, and for that,<br />
dear reader, I bestow upon you my<br />
last apology. Who knows, though, a<br />
lot can go wrong in seven years. At<br />
least I’ll have a mirror to blame.<br />
Corvallis Advocate | 9
CALENDAR<br />
THURSDAY, OCTOBER 29<br />
Mamalates (Postpartum Pilates).<br />
Live Well Studio, 971 Spruce Ave. 2:30 – 3:45<br />
p.m. Cost: $18 for drop-in, free for members.<br />
For info, visit www.livewellstudio.com.<br />
Community Movie Night with<br />
Ygal Kaufman Halloween<br />
Special. Darkside Cinema, 215 SW 4th St.<br />
7 p.m. Free. It’s the second annual Halloween<br />
double feature special hosted by CMNYK<br />
MC Ygal Kaufman. This year the features are<br />
The Tingler (1959) starring Vincent Price at 7<br />
p.m. and then The Sadist (1963) starring Arch<br />
Hall, Jr. at 9 p.m. For info, visit www.cmnyk.<br />
wordpress.com or www.facebook.com/<br />
freemovienightcorvallis.<br />
Frightside at the Whiteside.<br />
Whiteside Theatre, 361 SW Madison<br />
Ave. 6 p.m. Cost: $7 per person, $20 per<br />
family (up to five members). At the door,<br />
$10 per person, $25 per family. Costumes<br />
encouraged at this fun night of music with<br />
a Halloween twist. Live music by The Brutal<br />
Bridges Band, All the Apparatus, Sandbox,<br />
and Symbiotic Quintet. Adult beverages<br />
sold upstairs only – Nectar Creek, 2 Towns<br />
Ciderhouse, and Block 15 Brewing Company.<br />
For info, visit www.whitesidetheatre.org.<br />
David Baker Author Talk. Grass<br />
Roots Books & Music, 227 SW 2nd St. 7 p.m.<br />
Free. Local author David Baker will read from<br />
his debut novel VINTAGE. In the spirit of<br />
the beloved film Sideways, VINTAGE follows<br />
a failed food columnist as he treks across<br />
Europe in search of a wine lost during World<br />
War II, which may hold his only chance for<br />
redemption. David is the director of the<br />
acclaimed documentary American Wine<br />
Story and makes passable pinot noir in his<br />
garage. In an interview, he can bring his food<br />
writer’s palate and passion for good wine<br />
to a discussion of his fictional food memoir/<br />
travelogue, as well as of the real food<br />
histories that inspired the novel. For info,<br />
visit www.grassrootsbookstore.com.<br />
‘Talking About Dying’: A<br />
Community Discussion. Corvallis-<br />
Benton County Public Library, 645 NW<br />
Monroe Ave. 7 p.m. Free. Death is part<br />
of the human experience; all of us have<br />
experienced loss, and all of us will die<br />
one day. Yet conversations about death<br />
and dying are difficult and often avoided<br />
even with our closest family members and<br />
friends. “Talking about Dying” is a one-time,<br />
90-minute community discussion that<br />
provides Oregonians with an opportunity to<br />
reflect on what stories and influences shape<br />
their thinking about death and dying and to<br />
hear different perspectives and ideas from<br />
fellow community members. For info, visit<br />
www.cbcpubliclibrary.net.<br />
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The Lion in Winter. Albany Civic<br />
Theatre, 111 SW First Ave. 7:30 p.m. Runs<br />
two consecutive weekends. Sibling rivalry,<br />
adultery, and dungeons – Lion in Winter, by<br />
James Goldman, is a modern day classic.<br />
Comedic in tone, dramatic in action, the<br />
play tells the story of the Plantagenet<br />
family, locked in a free-for-all of competing<br />
ambitions to inherit a kingdom. For info or<br />
tickets, visit www.albanycivic.org.<br />
LBCC Theater Halloween Show,<br />
Theater of Terror Presents The<br />
Brothers Grimm. LBCC Russell Tripp<br />
Performance Center, SW Ellingson Rd.,<br />
Albany. 7:30 p.m. Cost: $10 ($7 for students<br />
and seniors, free to LBCC students with ID).<br />
Join us for an evening of ghastly bloodcurdling<br />
horrors, as we travel with a troupe<br />
of Victorian oddballs as they settle in for the<br />
night, sharing their favorite Brothers Grimm<br />
fairy tales, in the original macabre detail.<br />
Grimm’s fairy tales to be performed include:<br />
“The Almond Tree,” “The Shroud,” and<br />
“The Robber Bridegroom,” stories of love,<br />
loss, revenge, and redemption with a scary<br />
and gruesome twist. Not recommended<br />
for children under the age of 13. For info<br />
or tickets, visit www.linnbenton.edu/<br />
russelltripptheater or call 541-917-4531.<br />
Wild Hog in the Woods. Calapooia<br />
Brewing Company, 140 NE Hill St., Albany.<br />
7:30 p.m. No cover. For info, visit www.<br />
calapooiabrewing.com.<br />
Vandfald and Yo-Yoer JT Nickel<br />
and Nectar Creek Meadery<br />
Tasting. Bombs Away Café, 2527 NW<br />
Monroe Ave. 9 p.m. Cost: $5. Vandfald is<br />
a four-piece indie rock band based out of<br />
Oregon formed by brothers Matthew and<br />
Joshua Lucas. They are most known for<br />
their soothing delicate rock sound, with<br />
both modern and throw back implements.<br />
As an Oregon native, JT Nickel is of course<br />
a perfect fit for the OneDrop brand. JT’s<br />
yo-yoing has come a long way since he<br />
picked up his first yo-yo in the late stages<br />
of 2010. Since then, he has blossomed<br />
into a spectacular yo-yoer, showcasing his<br />
skills up and down the West Coast with<br />
his very distinct style. For info, visit www.<br />
bombsawaycafe.com.<br />
Lowdown. Cloud & Kelly’s Public House,<br />
126 SW 1st St. 10 p.m. Fridays. No cover. A<br />
festive dance party showcasing local DJs.<br />
For info, visit http://cloudandkellys.com/<br />
music_and_nightlife.<br />
FRIDAY, OCTOBER 30<br />
Ghosts of the Whiteside Tour and<br />
Optional Ghost Hunt. Whiteside<br />
Theatre, 361 SW Madison Ave. 6 p.m. Tickets:<br />
$10<br />
3/22/2011 11:18:43 AM<br />
in advance, $15 at the door. Experience an<br />
actual haunted building and meet our ghosts<br />
through true and troubled tales. This tour<br />
involves a walk through history and current<br />
unexplained phenomenon. This is not a<br />
haunted house and no actors will reach out<br />
and grab you. Duration is approximately one<br />
hour. This tour contains 52 stairs (up and<br />
down) on the walking route. Each tour group<br />
is limited to a small group. Cameras and<br />
any other recording devices are not allowed.<br />
Recommended for those 16 and older.<br />
The Ghost Hunt add-on is new this year<br />
and will involve the use of a portable EMF<br />
reader, recording and playback, and other<br />
explorations of the paranormal. For info, visit<br />
www.whitesidetheatre.org.<br />
Albany Golf and Event Center<br />
Presents Monster Bash. Albany<br />
Golf and Event Center, 155 NW Country<br />
Club Ln., Albany. 7 – 10 p.m. Cost: $15 ($10<br />
for club members). Largest adult costume<br />
cocktail party in the Willamette Valley. Free<br />
appetizers. Door prizes. Beer vendor tastings.<br />
Rocking blues guitarist Kevin Selfe will be<br />
performing. For info, visit www.albany-golf.<br />
com.<br />
Best Cellar Music Series. First<br />
United Methodist Church, 1165 NW Monroe<br />
Ave. 7 p.m. Cost: $2 to $10. The Best Cellar<br />
Coffee House is a monthly music series<br />
(usually on fourth Fridays) featuring area and<br />
regional performers. Features local rising star<br />
Wilhelmina Franzerda. She plays in support<br />
of her first CD, “FLIGHT.” She will be joined<br />
by Tristan Claridge of the band Crooked<br />
Still, and Simon Chrisman of The Bee Eaters.<br />
Revl’n will play before as well. For info, visit<br />
www.corvallisfolklore.org.<br />
Wait for the Blackout. Majestic<br />
Theatre, 115 SW 2nd St. 8 p.m. Cost: $12<br />
($10 for members, students, seniors). Second<br />
showing on Halloween. Got zombies? A play<br />
about putting on a play is underway when<br />
the performance is interrupted by a girl<br />
bursting into the theater who claims to have<br />
been bitten by a zombie. As the cast and<br />
crew struggle to manage with the situation,<br />
things go from bad to worse as they must<br />
deal with injuries, waylaid first responders,<br />
a fire in the alley, dying lights, dying people,<br />
and what seems to be a growing number of<br />
zombies trying to get into the theater. Some<br />
may even already be in the theater in this<br />
immersive, intense horror show. For info, visit<br />
www.majestic.org.<br />
Peculiar Pretzelmen. Calapooia<br />
Brewing Company, 140 NE Hill St. 9 p.m. No<br />
cover. For info, visit www.calapooiabrewing.<br />
com.<br />
30 lb. Test and Radion. Bombs Away<br />
Café, 2527 NW Monroe Ave. 9 p.m. Cost:<br />
6600 SW Philomath Blvd<br />
541-929-3524<br />
www.shonnards.com<br />
$5. Cymbal crashing, chord strumming, bass<br />
muff ’n’, obscenity shouting alternativelofi<br />
music. Halloween party and costume<br />
contest. For info, visit www.bombsawaycafe.<br />
com.<br />
Fright for Your Right to Party. Sky<br />
High Brewing Pub, 160 NW Jackson Ave.<br />
9:30 p.m. Cover: $5. DJ John The Revelator<br />
returns to haunt Sky High Brewing with<br />
a Halloween dance party not for the faint<br />
of heart. Drawing inspiration from the<br />
best decade of horror, we will turn our<br />
restaurant level into a giant dance floor<br />
with spooky surprises in every corner. This<br />
is a 21 and older event. For info, visit www.<br />
skyhighbrewing.com.<br />
SATURDAY, OCTOBER 31<br />
The Haunting of the Majestic.<br />
Majestic Theatre, 115 SW 2nd St. 1 p.m.<br />
Cost: $3 per child or $10 for groups of up to<br />
five. Adults are free. The Majestic Theatre will<br />
be transformed into a kid-friendly haunted<br />
house experience featuring a guided tour of<br />
the 102-year-old haunted theater, a games<br />
room with activities and puzzles, a balloon<br />
artist, and free photos of the kiddos with<br />
some of their favorite cartoon, movie, and<br />
fantasy characters like Elsa from Frozen. Free<br />
healthy treats for the tots and coffee for the<br />
grownups. For info, visit www.majestic.org.<br />
OSU Fall Drag Show. LaSells Stewart<br />
Center, 875 SW 26th St. 6 p.m. Cost: $5 (free<br />
with OSU ID). Rainbow Continuum proudly<br />
presents the OSU fall drag show. Tickets<br />
can be picked up at the Student Experience<br />
Center information desk. For info, visit www.<br />
facebook.com/events/1505722913078657/.<br />
Parish Gap at the Peacock.<br />
Peacock Bar & Grill, 125 SW 2nd St. 7<br />
p.m. Free. Oregon’s longest continually<br />
performing band will be playing after every<br />
OSU home game this fall. Come celebrate an<br />
OSU victory or cry in your beer. Either way,<br />
there will be great high-energy rock from<br />
the 50s til today played the way it should be<br />
played. For info, visit www.parishgap.com.<br />
Big Outside Costume Party.<br />
Squirrel’s Tavern, 100 SW 2nd St. 9 p.m.<br />
Cover: $5. Live music, fun costumes, happy<br />
times. For info, visit www.facebook.com/<br />
Big-Outside-178100478883990/.<br />
That Coyote’s Temple of Horror.<br />
Bombs Away Café, 2527 NW Monroe Ave.<br />
9 p.m. Cost: $5. A Halloween tradition, this<br />
year subtitled “Melted faces dripping from<br />
the walls of the writhing abyss,” That Coyote<br />
and The Shy Seasons send Rocktober out<br />
with a double-barrel blast. For info, visit<br />
www.bombsawaycafe.com.<br />
Arcweld and Frenemies. Calapooia<br />
Everything You Need<br />
For The<br />
Perfect Fall Garden<br />
• Organic Vegetable Starts<br />
• Raised Bed Kits<br />
• Premium soils &<br />
fertilizers<br />
• Drip Irrigation Experts<br />
10/29-11/5<br />
Brewing Company, 140 NE Hill St. 8 p.m. No<br />
cover. For info, visit www.calapooiabrewing.<br />
com.<br />
Halloweird. Cloud & Kelly’s Public<br />
House, 126 SW 1st St. 10 p.m. Cost: $5 with<br />
costume, $7 without. Halloweird is back and<br />
they’re closing off the street and having one<br />
giant tent party. First 20 people in get free<br />
PBR prize packages. Featuring DJs C4 Logic,<br />
Tooie, and Modesik. Costume contest hosted<br />
by Rainbow in the Clouds. For info, visit<br />
www.cloudandkellys.com.<br />
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 1<br />
Yoga for Recovery. Live Well Studio,<br />
971 Spruce Ave. 12:30 p.m. By donation.<br />
For recovery from substance abuse, eating<br />
disorders, codependency. For info, visit www.<br />
livewellstudio.com.<br />
Samhain/All Hallows Gathering.<br />
UUFC Sanctuary, 2945 NW Circle Blvd. 7 p.m.<br />
Free. Please join us to honor the beginning<br />
of the three months of greatest darkness.<br />
At this time when the veil is thin between<br />
worlds, we will draw upon the gifts of our<br />
ancestors to inspire us in our lives. Please<br />
bring photos of ancestors for the altar and<br />
finger food to share after the event. For info,<br />
email Cliff Pereira at peartree15@comcast.<br />
net.<br />
Hoolyeh Folkdancers. First<br />
Congregational UCC, 4515 SW West<br />
Hills Rd. 7 – 9 p.m. Cost: $3 ($2 for CFS<br />
members). There has been international<br />
dancing in Corvallis for many years. In the<br />
60s the group started to call themselves the<br />
Hoolyehs. The Hoolyehs sponsor three types<br />
of folk dance activities: regular Sunday night<br />
dances, an annual reunion dance in the<br />
spring, and occasional dances with visiting<br />
live bands. The Hoolyehs now meet the first<br />
and third Sundays of every month at the First<br />
Congregational Church. The first Sunday of<br />
every month has a Balkan dance emphasis<br />
and the third has an Israeli dance emphasis.<br />
Early in the evening some simple dances are<br />
taught. The rest of the evening is open to a<br />
wide variety of dances from couple dances<br />
to line and circle dances. For info, visit www.<br />
hoolyeh.com.<br />
MONDAY, NOVEMBER 2<br />
ESL Conversation Class. Corvallis-<br />
Benton County Public Library, 645 NW<br />
Monroe Ave. 10 a.m. Free. A weekly ESL<br />
conversation class open to anyone of any<br />
skill level will meet at the library every<br />
Monday at 10 a.m. in Conference Room<br />
C (second floor) beginning Nov. 2. These<br />
free classes do not require registration<br />
and anyone may attend as many or as few<br />
classes as they like. The classes will help<br />
people improve pronunciation, grammar, and<br />
UniveRsiTy CUTs<br />
Located in the M.U. on campus<br />
BesT CUTs in<br />
CORvaLLis!<br />
Fades, Line-ups,<br />
ROTC Cuts & More!<br />
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Ongoing October Events...<br />
Albany Farmers’ Market. SW<br />
Ellsworth St. and SW 4th Ave. 9 a.m. – 1<br />
p.m. Runs through Nov. 21. Features<br />
fresh, locally grown, locally produced<br />
dairy, meat, and farm goods. For info,<br />
visit http://locallygrown.org/home.<br />
Corvallis Farmers’ Market. NW<br />
Jackson Ave. and NW 1st St. 9 a.m. – 1 p.m.<br />
Saturdays and Wednesdays. Runs through<br />
Nov. 25. Features fresh, locally grown, locally<br />
produced dairy, meat, and farm goods. For<br />
info, visit http://locallygrown.org/home.<br />
Western Star Grange Flea Market & Bake<br />
Sale. Western Star Grange, 30423 Tangent<br />
Dr. 9 a.m. – 3 p.m. Second Saturdays. Runs<br />
through Nov. 28. The market offers old coins,<br />
household items, CDs, DVDs, books, quilting,<br />
vintage items, jewelry, used sporting and<br />
hunting supplies, clothes, raffles, breakfast,<br />
lunch, and homemade baked goods.<br />
Fun-with-the-Animals Work<br />
Party. Lighthouse Farm Sanctuary, 36831<br />
Richardson Gap Rd., Scio. Wednesdays: 10<br />
a.m. – 12 p.m.; Saturdays: 10 a.m. – 1 p.m.<br />
Free. For all ages and abilities. Work parties<br />
provide the sanctuary’s abused, abandoned,<br />
or neglected farm animals with clean water,<br />
bedding, and living conditions. No RSVP<br />
required; just show up wearing farm apparel<br />
and boots. For info, contact 503-394-4486 or<br />
volunteer@lighthousefarmsanctuary.org.<br />
Albany Historic Carousel and<br />
Museum. 503 W 1st Ave. 10 a.m. – 4 p.m.<br />
Monday through Saturday. In the lobby, view<br />
finished animals and watch the painters work<br />
on a number of animals and other handcrafted<br />
projects. In the carving studio, see and<br />
touch over two dozen carvings in progress.<br />
For info, visit www.albanycarousel.com.<br />
Exhibit: The Nuclear Age: 70<br />
Years of Peril and Hope. OSU’s<br />
Valley Library, fifth-floor exhibit gallery, OSU<br />
main campus. The exhibit runs through March.<br />
This year marks the 70th anniversary of the<br />
atomic bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki<br />
during World War II. The Special Collections<br />
and Archives Research Center at OSU Libraries<br />
is honoring this anniversary with an exhibit<br />
featuring a wide-ranging selection of primary<br />
source materials from their rich collections<br />
documenting nuclear history. Original<br />
materials include comics, Geiger counters,<br />
newspapers, photographs, manuscripts, and<br />
letters from famous antinuclear activists<br />
Linus Pauling and Albert Einstein. For info,<br />
visit http://scarc.library.oregonstate.edu.<br />
Exhibit: Daily Objects at The<br />
Arts Center. The Arts Center, 700 SW<br />
Madison Ave. Tuesday through Saturday, 12<br />
– 5 p.m. Runs through Nov. 21. Three young<br />
artists bring attention to objects we encounter<br />
daily. Painter Sarah Fagan, photographer<br />
Susan Rochester, and conceptual artist Sandee<br />
McGee deal with common items in uncommon<br />
ways. They lift items out of context and infuse<br />
them with foreign elements to create an<br />
estrangement or distraction to the original<br />
meaning of each object. This may make one to<br />
examine what “daily objects” mean, or even<br />
what a “daily reality” means. We define our<br />
existence through concrete elements, but when<br />
these concrete elements are questioned, we<br />
can perceive our reality with new insights. The<br />
three artists work in very different styles and<br />
media. For info, visit www.theartscenter.net.<br />
Exhibit: Diverse Dimensions<br />
at Fairbanks Gallery. Fairbanks<br />
Gallery, 220 SW 26th St. 8 a.m. – 5 p.m.<br />
Runs through Nov. 3. In a dimension where<br />
an art practice is similar to the scientific<br />
method lies the work of contemporary<br />
sculptor Ben Butler. With an educational<br />
background in both art and neuroscience,<br />
Butler’s time spent studying molecular and<br />
cellular structures of the nervous system<br />
seems clearly relatable to his highly complex<br />
drawings and sculptures. For info, visit<br />
www.oregonstate.edu/fairbanksgallery.<br />
Exhibit: Soap Creek Artisans.<br />
Benton County Historical Museum, 1101<br />
Main St., Philomath. 10 a.m. – 4:30 p.m.<br />
Runs through Nov. 21. The Soap Creek<br />
Artisans participating in this exhibition are<br />
Joe Crockett (photography), Dale Draeger<br />
(painting), Samuel Hoffman (wood-fired<br />
pottery), Vicki Idema (fabric-surface design),<br />
Ann Lahr (ceramics), Judy Moon (watercolors,<br />
ink, and in-between), Kelly Nutter (fused<br />
glass), and Deanna Peters (fused glass). The<br />
Soap Creek Artisans are a group of talented<br />
artists based in Oregon’s Soap Creek Valley.<br />
Known for its unique country setting and<br />
historical past—it is home to the Soap Creek<br />
one-room schoolhouse—Soap Creek Valley<br />
is located 10 miles northwest of Corvallis. For<br />
info, visit www.bentoncountymuseum.org.<br />
Calling All Artists – Footwise.<br />
Footwise, 301 SW Madison Ave. All day<br />
event. Runs through Oct. 31. Footwise in<br />
downtown Corvallis is happy to offer its 3rd<br />
Street display window to local artists for<br />
exhibiting their work in 2016. Displays are<br />
approximately one month in duration and<br />
each artist will be responsible for design,<br />
set-up, and removal of their work. There<br />
is about 100 square feet of display space<br />
to fill. Applications are being accepted<br />
through the month of October. For info, call<br />
the Corvallis location at 541-757-0875.<br />
Chintimini Movies. Chintimini Senior<br />
and Community Center, 2601 NW Tyler Ave.<br />
1:30 p.m. Cost: $2. Please join us for a movie<br />
at the Center. Concessions will be available<br />
to purchase. Closed captioning available<br />
on request. For info, call 541-766-6959.<br />
Open Call for Submissions –<br />
Pitch & Stark Photography in<br />
Black and White. The Majestic Theatre,<br />
115 SW 2nd Ave. All day. Runs through Oct.<br />
30. The Majestic Theatre is currently holding<br />
an open call to local photographers for<br />
Pitch & Stark: Photography in Black & White<br />
through Oct. 30. In November, the Majestic<br />
Theatre welcomes artists and art lovers<br />
to rediscover the beauty of mono images<br />
in its second community art show of the<br />
season. Black and white remains a cherished<br />
medium for how its subtlety of tones can<br />
strip down an image to its raw composition<br />
in a society of modern technology that<br />
flashes a million colors a minute. The format<br />
complements all types of photography and<br />
light, from movement to landscapes, urban<br />
landscapes, portrait, architecture, or macro<br />
snapshots and creates images bold and<br />
powerful or soft and hazy. All interpretations,<br />
capture types, and processes within the<br />
parameters of the theme are accepted. For<br />
info, visit www.majestic.org/pitchstark.<br />
The Majestic Reader’s Theater.<br />
The Majestic Theatre, 115 SW 2nd Ave. 3 – 5<br />
p.m. and 7 – 9 p.m. Cost: $10 ($8 for students<br />
and seniors). Last Sundays. The company will<br />
offer a production in the “reader’s theater”<br />
style: trained actors, with scripts in hand, make<br />
the play come alive through vocal talent, facial<br />
expressions, and minimal staging. Reader’s<br />
theater plays are a fun, accessible way to<br />
experience contemporary works by famous<br />
modern playwrights that might not otherwise<br />
be performed here. For info or tickets, visit<br />
https://majesticreaderstheater.wordpress.com.<br />
Teen Makers. Corvallis-Benton County<br />
Public Library, 645 NW Monroe Ave. 4 – 5:30<br />
pm. Tuesdays. Teens aged 12 and older<br />
learn basic programming with Arduino and<br />
Raspberry Pi, plus explore 3-D printing and<br />
other technologies. Teen Makers meets on the<br />
second and fourth Tuesdays of each month at<br />
4 p.m. For info, visit www.chcpublclibrary.net.<br />
Teen Writers. Corvallis-Benton County<br />
Public Library, 645 NW Monroe Ave. 4 – 5:30<br />
pm. Thursdays. Teens aged 12 and older<br />
are invited to this writers group focused on<br />
creating new work and learning about the<br />
process of writing together with other teens.<br />
Meets every second and fourth Thursday.<br />
Led by Ellie Douglass, MFA student, OSU.<br />
For info, visit www.chcpubliclibrary.net.<br />
Hula Classes. First Baptist Church, 125<br />
NW 10th St. 5:30 – 7:15 p.m. Mondays. Come<br />
experience a bit of Island Aloha by learning<br />
Hula. The first class, from 5:30 to 6 p.m., is<br />
for those who have never danced Hula. It’s<br />
a chance to learn the basic steps and hand<br />
movements. From 6 to 7:15 p.m., the class is<br />
for all students where we learn new dances<br />
and review the ones we have already learned.<br />
For info, contact bslandau@gmail.com.<br />
Corvallis Community Choir Fall<br />
Term. Unitarian Universalist Fellowship,<br />
2945 NW Circle Blvd. Rehearsals: Tuesdays,<br />
7 – 9 p.m. Runs through Dec. 8. Fall Term<br />
is the perfect time to see if singing in a<br />
choir is a fit for you. The director is James<br />
Moursund, a recent graduate from Oregon<br />
State University. James brings a youthful<br />
exuberance to his directing as well as an<br />
inspirational musicality and expertise. The<br />
choir has grown tremendously under his<br />
tutelage. CCC is relaxed, fun, and accepting.<br />
Music experience, though helpful, is not<br />
required. For info, call 541-740-6068.<br />
Corvallis Community Drum<br />
Circle. 101 NW 23rd St. 7 – 8 p.m. First<br />
Saturdays. All ages and skill levels welcome.<br />
Instruments provided or bring your own.<br />
Hosted by Michelle Lovrich of the Drum<br />
Circle Connection. For info, contact Michelle<br />
at drumcircleconnection@gmail.com.<br />
Ukulele Cabaret. First Alternative<br />
South Store, 1007 SE 3rd St. 7 – 9 p.m.<br />
First Fridays. Free. This is an open mic and<br />
sing-along for ukulele players of all ages<br />
and skill levels. Songbooks and instruction<br />
are provided. Bring snacks to share. Hosted<br />
by Suz Doyle and Jeanne Holmes of the<br />
Wallop Sisters. For info, call 541-753-8530.<br />
Reiki Healing Circle. 8285<br />
NW Wynoochee Dr. 7 – 9 p.m. First<br />
Thursdays. Donation: $5 to $10. All<br />
students and interested parties welcome.<br />
For info, call Margo at 541-754-3595.<br />
vocabulary in a welcoming environment. For<br />
info, visit www.cbcpubliclibrary.net.<br />
Traditional West African Dance<br />
Classes. Odd Fellows Hall, 223 SW 2nd<br />
St. 7:15 p.m. Cost: $10 to $12 per class,<br />
sliding scale. Every first and third Monday.<br />
Traditional West African dance classes hosted<br />
by Maria Soumah from Guinea, West Africa.<br />
Accompanied by live drumming from Fefafe.<br />
For info, visit www.corvallisoddfellows.org.<br />
Dicemasters. Matt’s Cavalcade of<br />
Comics, NW Buchanan Ave. 7:30 – 9:30 p.m.<br />
Free. Every Monday at Matt’s Cavalcade of<br />
Comics! DiceMasters is an all-new crossbrand<br />
offering utilizing WizKids Games’<br />
proprietary Dice Building Game platform<br />
where players collect and assemble their<br />
“team” of character dice and battle in headto-head<br />
game play. The initial set, Avengers<br />
vs. X-Men feature Marvel’s greatest heroes<br />
and villains. The starter set and booster<br />
packs are sold out everywhere, but we will<br />
continue to meet and play friendly matches,<br />
and teach new players how to play. For info,<br />
visit www.ilovespidey.com.<br />
TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 3<br />
Art Tours at the Library. Corvallis-<br />
Benton County Public Library, 645 NW<br />
Monroe Ave. 10 a.m. Free. Join Library<br />
Foundation board member Freda Vars<br />
every first Tuesday of the month for a<br />
tour of the hidden and not-so-hidden art<br />
in the Corvallis-Benton County Public<br />
Library. Why does the library have so many<br />
gargoyle statues? Is there really a time<br />
capsule? These questions and more will be<br />
answered. Discover hidden gems and get a<br />
glimpse of the library’s rich history during<br />
this fascinating look into one of the many<br />
reasons our library space is such a treasure.<br />
For info, call the library at 541-766-6793.<br />
Chair Yoga. Live Well Studio, 971 Spruce<br />
Ave. 3 – 4 p.m. By donation. For info, visit<br />
www.livewellstudio.com.<br />
Graphic Novel Book Club<br />
Meeting. New Morning Bakery, 219 SW<br />
2nd St. 6:30 p.m. Free. The group will discuss<br />
Here by Richard McGuire. New members are<br />
always welcome. Check out a copy of this<br />
month’s reading selection from the secondfloor<br />
reference desk of the library. For info,<br />
visit www.cbcpubliclibrary.net.<br />
Drink n’ Draw. Cloud & Kelly’s Public<br />
House, 126 SW 1st St. 7 p.m. Free. Cloud and<br />
Kelly’s Public House hosts Drink n’ Draw on<br />
the first Tuesday of every month. Show up<br />
and create art with your friends. Art supplies<br />
are provided. For info, call 541-753-9900.<br />
November Meeting of the<br />
Corvallis Guitar Society.<br />
Gracewinds Music, 137 SW 3rd St. 7 p.m.<br />
Free. Instead of a guest performer, for this<br />
meeting we have expanded the popular<br />
open stage and ensemble sessions. The event<br />
is free, but donations are accepted. Bring<br />
your guitar to join in and play. For info, visit<br />
www.corvallisguitarsociety.org.<br />
Community Movie Night. Darkside<br />
Cinema, 215 SW 4th St. 7 p.m. Free. Every<br />
Tuesday at the Darkside Cinema, Ygal<br />
Kaufman, noted local film historian and<br />
Darkside enthusiast, hosts Community Movie<br />
Night, a free weekly screening of lost, classic,<br />
and cult films. The feature film of the week<br />
is always preceded by newsreels, cartoons<br />
from the year of the feature’s release, and<br />
an introduction with interesting facts about<br />
the production from Kaufman. Donations<br />
are graciously accepted and benefit the<br />
renovation of the Darkside Cinema, Corvallis’<br />
only independent movie house. For info,<br />
visit www.cmnyk.wordpress.com or www.<br />
facebook.com/freemovienightcorvallis.<br />
Celtic Jam. Imagine Coffee, 5460 SW<br />
Philomath Blvd. 7:30 – 9 p.m. Every Tuesday.<br />
Free. For info, visit www.imaginecoffee.net.<br />
WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 4<br />
Free Teen Yoga. Live Well Studio, 971<br />
Spruce Ave. 4 – 5 p.m. Free. For info, visit<br />
www.livewellstudio.com.<br />
Book Launch: Wild in the<br />
Willamette. Corvallis-Benton County<br />
Public Library, 645 NW Monroe Ave. 6 p.m.<br />
Free. Everyone is invited to a celebration<br />
of the launch of Wild in the Willamette:<br />
Exploring the Mid-Valley’s Parks, Trails,<br />
and Natural Areas. Help us honor the<br />
people, places, and writings of Wild in the<br />
Willamette. Features author readings, guest<br />
speakers, and book signings and sales. For<br />
info, visit www.cbcpubliclibrary.net.<br />
yOya in Concert. The Arts Center, 700<br />
SW Madison Ave. 7:30 p.m. Cost: $12 in<br />
advance, $14 at the door. Corvallis Folklore<br />
Society presents folktronic Los Angeles<br />
band with native sons Alex Pfender and<br />
Noah Dietterich, joined by percussionist Ian<br />
Meltzer. Acoustic concert in an intimate<br />
setting, highlighting compelling songwriting<br />
and tight vocal harmonies. For info, visit<br />
www.corvallisfolklore.org/home/concerts or<br />
call 541-760-3559.<br />
David Whitaker. Bombs Away Café,<br />
2527 NW Monroe Ave. 8:30 p.m. Free.<br />
Bringing 30-plus years of songwriting and<br />
guitar playing skills to the stage, David<br />
Whitaker will be performing a major slice<br />
of his musical repertoire for one night.<br />
Local singer/songwriter Steve Sever will<br />
open the festivities. For info, visit www.<br />
bombsawaycafe.com.<br />
THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 5<br />
Free Range Open Mic and<br />
Deluxe Brewing Tasting. Bombs<br />
Away Café, 2527 NW Monroe Ave. 6 p.m.<br />
Free. Tasting runs from 6 to 8 p.m. Music<br />
starts at 8:30 p.m. In the spirit of fostering<br />
camaraderie in the Corvallis music scene<br />
and creation of new bands/projects, we<br />
give you Freerange Open Mic Night. This<br />
rotating event will move between Bombs<br />
Away Cafe and Cloud & Kelly’s Public House<br />
on alternating dates so that it occurs twice<br />
per month. This event will fill the three most<br />
sacred purposes of open mic nights: Giving<br />
new artists encouragement to keep playing<br />
and learn how to play in front of others.<br />
Getting area musicians to drink together,<br />
play together, and thus form new bands.<br />
Creating a scene of musicians who care<br />
about other musicians by giving them a<br />
reason and place to socialize.<br />
Steve Hunter will be signing people up<br />
starting at 7 p.m. For info, visit www.<br />
bombsawaycafe.com.<br />
Marys River Grange Movie<br />
Night. Marys River Grange Hall, 24707<br />
Grange Hall Rd., Philomath. 7 p.m. Free<br />
classic movies with newsreels and cartoons,<br />
hosted by Ygal Kaufman, every other<br />
Thursday at the Marys River Grange Hall.<br />
This screening is The Stranger (1946),<br />
starring Orson Welles, Edward G. Robinson<br />
and Loretta Young, directed by Orson Welles.<br />
Donations accepted, popcorn and drinks<br />
on sale. For info, visit www.facebook.com/<br />
mrgmovienight.<br />
Michelle Hazelton. Peacock Bar &<br />
Grill, 125 SW 2nd St. 7 – 8 p.m. No cover.<br />
Come enjoy a late dinner or a few drinks<br />
with friends while you listen to Hazelton’s<br />
acoustic styles. Minors welcome until 8 p.m.<br />
For info, visit www.facebook.com/pages/The-<br />
Peacock-Bar-Grill/64517167600.<br />
No Direction Home. Majestic<br />
Theatre, 115 SW 2nd St. 7 p.m. Cost: $12<br />
($10 for members, seniors, students). Runs<br />
two consecutive weekends. When a small<br />
town is confronted with the murder of their<br />
pastor, the community’s faith is challenged<br />
as its members attempt to keep their<br />
secrets hidden. This is 5 to 1 Theatre’s third<br />
production and is an original drama from<br />
their company. For info, visit www.majestic.<br />
org.<br />
Rusty Hinges. Calapooia Brewing<br />
Company, 140 NE Hill St. 7:30 p.m. No cover.<br />
For info, visit www.calapooiabrewing.com.<br />
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8 DAYS A WEEK...<br />
Advocate picks...<br />
By Ygal Kaufman<br />
Thursday, October 29<br />
VANDFALD AND JT NICKEL<br />
Bombs Away Café, 2527 NW Monroe<br />
Ave. 9 p.m. Free<br />
Vandfald is a band. I think. I don’t know, I don’t really<br />
care. Here’s the real scoop; JT Nickel is a f*cking<br />
yoyoer or yoyoist. Or whatever they’re called. Jesus,<br />
I don’t even know what to call professional yoyo<br />
performers, but this guy is one of those. He’s sponsored<br />
by Eugene’s One Drop Yo-Yos, purveyors of pro-level<br />
Oregon-made yo-yos. Are you goddamn kidding<br />
me, kids-these-days? This yo-yo website looks like a<br />
skateboard company site. Is this really a thing? They<br />
sell enough high-priced, hand-built yo-yos to justify a<br />
whole industry with sponsored stars and everything? I<br />
thought video games killed you, yo-yos, what are you<br />
doing here? And how is this a live show? Obviously if<br />
you’re not at the CMNYK Halloween double feature,<br />
you have to go to this show. Where it should again be<br />
noted something called Vandfald will also be. http://<br />
onedropyoyos.com/team/jt-nickel; http://vandfaldmusic.<br />
com/<br />
COMMUNITY MOVIE NIGHT<br />
WITH YGAL KAUFMAN<br />
HALLOWEEN SPECIAL<br />
Darkside Cinema, 215 SW 4th St.<br />
7 p.m. Free<br />
Oh hi there, CMNYK Halloween double feature. If you<br />
didn’t get your fill of classic movies and other junk on<br />
the big screen, then you’re in luck. For the second year<br />
in a row, there’s a CMNYK double feature of spooky/<br />
silly classic horror at the spooky/silly Darkside Cinema.<br />
At 7 p.m. it’s Vincent Price in The Tingler (1959) and<br />
then at 9 p.m. Arch Hall Jr. stars in the cult classic The<br />
Sadist (1963). For free. Happy Halloween.<br />
Friday, October 30<br />
30 LB. TEST AND RADION<br />
Bombs Away Café, 2527 NW Monroe<br />
Ave. 9 p.m. $5<br />
Just when I wasn’t sure if Corvallis was even<br />
passingly familiar with hard rock, two of our favorite<br />
frequenters stop by for some face meltage. Radion<br />
rocks hard as fudge, and they play here a lot, so don’t<br />
be the one person at your bridge club saying, “Who<br />
are these whippersnappers I’ve been hearing so much<br />
about? Radio or something? They sound like a bunch<br />
of tight pant-wearing criminals! Gin.” You say “gin”<br />
when you win at bridge, right? I’m not ashamed to<br />
admit I haven’t got the first f*cking clue how bridge<br />
is played or what the object of the game is, or if<br />
it’s even really a game and not a big practical joke<br />
senior citizens have been playing on the rest of the<br />
world for years, so we’d leave them alone to their sex<br />
and cocaine parties. What? Only my grandparents,<br />
huh? Anyway. 30 lb. Test and Radion: better than<br />
gin, and twice as rummy. https://www.facebook.<br />
com/30poundtest/; https://radionsucks.bandcamp.<br />
com/releases<br />
WAIT FOR THE BLACKOUT<br />
Majestic Theatre, 115 SW 2nd St.<br />
8 p.m. $12 ($10 for members,<br />
seniors, students)<br />
I have no idea what to expect from this horror play,<br />
so I’m advising everyone to go. What is a horror play?<br />
Is there even a mild possibility of being scared by<br />
a play? Seems unlikely. Unlike comedy, horror lives<br />
in the close-up, not the long-shot, so that makes it<br />
particularly hard to be scary on stage. Now being<br />
scared on stage, that’s something I know a thing or<br />
two about. I once worked as a dancer at an exotic<br />
club that featured out-of-shape men dressed in sexy<br />
pheasant costumes and dancing for people dressed<br />
as Victorian English hunters, who would “tip” the<br />
dancers by shooting airsoft rifles at us. And that place<br />
was only half as horrifying and full of surprises as this<br />
play, which deals with zombies and horror film tropes,<br />
promises to be. With an endorsement like that how<br />
could you possibly not go? I mean to the play, not<br />
Prince George’s Sexy Shooting Gallery… or, I don’t<br />
know, screw it. I meant both.<br />
Saturday, October 31<br />
THAT COYOTE’S TEMPLE<br />
OF HORROR (WITH THE SHY<br />
SEASONS),<br />
Bombs Away Café, 2527 NW Monroe<br />
Ave. 9 p.m. Free<br />
What could notoriously not-scary guys That Coyote<br />
have up their sleeves? What is going to make this<br />
particular synagogue so horrifying? I mean, the temple<br />
I was Bar Mitzvah’d in was pretty terrifying, but that<br />
had mostly to do with the 137-year-old rabbi who<br />
kept looking at me disapprovingly. I guess he’d never<br />
seen someone replace their haftarah portion with the<br />
lyrics from Cherry Pie by Warrant. So again I ask, what<br />
is going to make this temple so scary? I have no idea.<br />
But That Coyote is fantastic and the Shy Seasons are<br />
nothing to sneeze at either. Free Halloween music<br />
babies. This is all treat and no trick.<br />
https://www.facebook.com/ThatCoyote<br />
https://www.facebook.com/TheShySeasons<br />
FALL DRAG SHOW 2015<br />
La Sells Stewart Center, 875 SW 26th<br />
St. 7 p.m. $5 (free with OSU ID)<br />
Speaking of trick-free treats, it’s the OSU Fall Drag<br />
Show, basically the best thing you can possibly do<br />
on Halloween. Besides raising a demonic spirit in<br />
the woods that destroys your tiny mountain town, of<br />
course. This show promises an all-star lineup of Benton<br />
County’s best drag queens, and a rowdy audience full<br />
of fun-loving beavers. At $5, this is easily going to be<br />
the hottest time, on a dollar-for-dollar basis, that can<br />
be had in Corvallis.<br />
Sunday, November 1<br />
BLUES JAM!<br />
Calapooia Brewing Company, 140 NE<br />
Hill St., Albany. 4 to 6 p.m. Free<br />
A blues jam is street slang for when a person<br />
propositions an undercover cop thinking they’re a<br />
hooker. But then before the cop can arrest them,<br />
the prospective john offers so much money the cop<br />
decides doing the deed is a better deal and takes the<br />
money. I’m not saying this has anything to do with<br />
the free music that will be available at the Pooia<br />
on Sunday. I’m just telling you something I know<br />
from experience—er, I mean, from a book I read.<br />
Not from experience. Unless you call reading a book<br />
an experience, which readers of my entertainment<br />
column are aware, I don’t.<br />
HOOLYEH INTERNATIONAL<br />
FOLK DANCING<br />
First Congregational United Church,<br />
4515 SW West Hills Rd. 7 p.m. $3 ($2<br />
for CFS members)<br />
This kick*ss twice monthly folk dancing jam offered<br />
for free by the Corvallis Folk Society comes in<br />
two flavors: Israeli and Balkan. This is the Balkan<br />
version of the dance gathering which means there<br />
will be significantly fewer of my Israeli relatives in<br />
attendance, and probably a slightly higher chance of<br />
an appearance by my Romanian relatives. Fortunately<br />
for everyone involved they won’t both be there,<br />
because they hate each other, and we’re all loud<br />
obnoxious brutes unafraid to make a public spectacle.<br />
So I guess what I’m saying is enjoy this awesome folkdancing<br />
event, and please RSVP for my family reunion<br />
ASAP as tickets are going fast…<br />
Submit: Do you know of an upcoming event?<br />
Email us and we’ll add it to the web calendar calendar@corvallisadvocate.com<br />
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COMMUNITY MOVIE NIGHT<br />
WITH YGAL KAUFMAN<br />
Monday, November 2<br />
Darkside Cinema, 215 SW 4th St.<br />
BRYSON SKAAR<br />
7 p.m. Free<br />
Imagine Coffee, 5460 SW Philomath It’s been a minute since we’ve gone this far back, but<br />
Blvd. 7 p.m. Free<br />
the time just felt right. This week at CMNYK we’ve got<br />
Leslie Howard, Merle Oberon, and Raymond Massey<br />
Bryson Skaar is a trooper. Not in the “starship” variety<br />
in the timeless classic The Scarlet Pimpernel (1934).<br />
that blows up giant mutant insectoid aliens, but more You may not have seen this majestic early version of<br />
in the sense that he comes out every Monday and the well-known tale, but surely you’ve seen one of the<br />
puts in work to keep Corvallis happy. In that sense he’s many cartoon adaptations of it, notably The Scarlet<br />
not unlike the sanitation workers, fire department, or Pumpernickel with Daffy Duck. Come get a taste<br />
our robust drug dealer community; this town would of adventure, romance, and popcorn with me and<br />
probably dry up and blow away without him. Bryson the rest of the CMNYK regulars, who are awesome<br />
Skaar, ladies and gentleman; he’s the meth cook/ and superior to all regulars of all other events and<br />
firefighter/garbage man of free jazz. Stop looking at establishments in town. https://cmnyk.wordpress.com;<br />
your friend in disbelief, you know exactly what I meant https://www.facebook.com/freemovienightcorvallis<br />
by that.<br />
CELTIC JAM<br />
TRADITIONAL WEST AFRICAN<br />
DANCE CLASSES<br />
Imagine Coffee, 5460 SW Philomath<br />
Blvd. 7 p.m. Free<br />
Oddfellows Hall, 223 SW 2nd St.<br />
In every Irish movie I’ve ever seen, the jams were<br />
7:15 p.m. $10 to $12<br />
significantly less impressive than what you hear on<br />
Traditional West African dance > literally anything else even a humdrum installment of Celtic Jam at the<br />
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you have some mind-blowing kale salad that you’re even seen? And how fairly could I compare the Celtic<br />
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Wednesday, November 4<br />
DAVID WHITAKER, BOMBS<br />
Away Café, 2527 NW Monroe Ave.<br />
8:30 p.m. Free<br />
David Whitaker’s got an acoustic guitar, and he thinks<br />
you should hear the noises it makes. Do I have that<br />
right, Mr. Whitaker? I think I do, but then again, I have<br />
a high opinion of myself. Mr. W. is a guitar virtuoso, or<br />
I don’t know—what’s the soft acoustic rock version<br />
of a virtuoso? This guys is one of those. He’s like a<br />
James Taylor we get all to ourselves, right here in the<br />
Valley. We don’t have to share him with Carly Simon<br />
(which if you think about it is a great metaphor for<br />
Albany—they’re so vain…) or anything. Also you can<br />
see him for free at Bombs, which you definitely can’t<br />
do with James Taylor. Shoot, you can’t even shake<br />
hands with his younger son’s manager at Panera for<br />
free these days.<br />
http://www.neonbuffalomusic.com<br />
INTERNATIONAL GAMES DAY<br />
Corvallis-Benton County Public<br />
Library, 645 NW Monroe Ave. 6 p.m.<br />
Free<br />
Are we naming things “international” without<br />
checking with other countries first? I got on the phone<br />
with my distant cousins from Finland, and I was all,<br />
“International Games Day, b*tches! Let’s do this!”<br />
All I heard on the other end was a bunch of hysterical<br />
gibberish in a language that sounded like Russian,<br />
Swedish, and Japanese thrown into a blender. But<br />
it turns out they were just messing with me and<br />
speaking in gibberish. See you just went and assumed<br />
I was making an insensitive joke at the expense of the<br />
Fins. I guess you’re the real racist here, huh? Anyway,<br />
once we got past all that nonsense, they had no idea<br />
what I was talking about with International Games<br />
Day, so maybe Regional Games Day would be more<br />
appropriate?<br />
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Thursday, November 5<br />
FREE RANGE OPEN MIC NIGHT<br />
Bombs Away Café, 2527 NW Monroe<br />
Ave. 8:30 p.m. Free<br />
Open mic nights are just my favorite thing ever, and<br />
that list of things open mics top includes your mom’s<br />
tuna casserole. So don’t even ask. Just show up. For<br />
free. And bring rotten cabbage, because I can tell you<br />
from firsthand experience they don’t hand it out at the<br />
door. They weirdly expect you to be respectful and not<br />
throw things at this open mic. Laaaaaaame…<br />
INFINITE IMPROV<br />
Cloud & Kelly’s Public House, 126 SW<br />
1st St. 9 p.m. Free<br />
Local improv is way better than televised improv. I<br />
don’t know why, but I just don’t get into that Whose<br />
Line Is It, Anyway? stuff. I like my improv raw and<br />
local, like I like my sugar cane and my stray cats. One<br />
thing I think they don’t do enough of at this particular<br />
event is that, “Somebody name an adjective and a<br />
noun…” prompting stuff that’s so popular in middle<br />
school drama classes. Call me a fool for the classics,<br />
but I just like it when I shout out “feckless,” I need to<br />
hear someone else in the room shout “penis,” so we<br />
can then watch the performers pause and look at each<br />
other panicked while they attempt to characterize a<br />
feckless penis.<br />
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Our Films Suck Less.<br />
Every night.<br />
Darkside Cinema Films for 10/30-11/5/2015<br />
Please call or log on for show times<br />
TRUTH —R The film chronicles Mary Mapes (Cate Blanchett)<br />
and Dan Rather (Robert Redford) who broke the Abu-Ghraib prison<br />
abuse scandal and revealed that a sitting US president may have been<br />
AWOL from the National Guard for over a year during the Vietnam<br />
War. When the story blew up in their face, the ensuing scandal ruined<br />
Rather’s career, nearly changed a US Presidential election, and almost<br />
took down all of CBS News in the process.<br />
SCOUTS GUIDE TO THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE —R<br />
Three scouts and lifelong friends join<br />
KNIT!<br />
forces with one badass cocktail<br />
waitress to become the world’s most unlikely team of heroes. When<br />
their peaceful town is ravaged by a zombie invasion, they’ll fight for<br />
the badge of a lifetime and put their scouting skills to the test to save<br />
mankind from the undead. Hey, it’s Halloween.<br />
PARANORMAL ACTIVITY: THE GHOST DIMENSION —R<br />
this sixth and supposedly final installment of the Paranormal Activity<br />
horror films, the Fleege family finds a set of video tapes featuring<br />
young Kristi and her sister, Katie, being inducted to the demonic coven<br />
of their grandmother. The filmmakers promise that this time you will<br />
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14 | Corvallis Advocate<br />
By Ygal Kaufman<br />
Entertainmental<br />
I<br />
realize now that headline might<br />
be confusing; I’m not here to<br />
advocate fisticuffs with morons.<br />
I’m actually writing about the<br />
hot November TV premieres<br />
that will have you sitting out the<br />
monsoon season in comfort and<br />
entertainment. Without further ado,<br />
here’s what’s coming in November.<br />
November 6<br />
Master of None, Netflix – It’s almost<br />
hard to believe<br />
we’re only a<br />
week away<br />
from the<br />
premiere of this<br />
insanely undermarketed<br />
new<br />
In<br />
series. One of<br />
the best standup<br />
comics in<br />
the 110 game, SW 3rd Street Aziz<br />
Ansari, Downtown leads Corvallis<br />
this incredibly promising www.stashlocal.com<br />
new sitcom<br />
that he was working on with the late<br />
Harris Wittels. Stars Aziz Ansari.<br />
November 8<br />
Flesh and Bone, Starz – I’ll be honest,<br />
a drama about the “high-stakes<br />
world of ballet” doesn’t normally<br />
rev my engine. But Starz is actually<br />
doing some mighty impressive<br />
original TV-making right now, so I<br />
wouldn’t count this one out without<br />
giving it a try. Stars Sarah Hay, Ben<br />
Daniels, and Damon Herriman.<br />
Agent 110 SW X, TNT 3rd Street – This show looks<br />
almost Downtown inconceivably Corvallis stupid. The<br />
premise, www.stashlocal.com that there’s a secret<br />
organization, even more secret<br />
than the CIA and Secret Service<br />
combined, which has only one<br />
agent, who’s so incredibly powerful<br />
he can’t be stopped by anyone,<br />
Fall and answers only to the vice<br />
Fall<br />
is here!<br />
AND IT’S BACK 2 SCHOOL<br />
president, is (played here! by Sharon<br />
Town AND & Stone), Country IT’S Realty BACK 2 SCHOOL<br />
is so prima facie absurd it<br />
supports kids’ 110 efforts SW 3rd in Street<br />
their quest Town sounds Downtown & be Country like their an Corvallis SNL Realty skit. I have to<br />
best in supports watch the www.stashlocal.com<br />
new school an kids’ episode efforts just in to see if it’s<br />
year. Good Luck!<br />
their as bad quest as to it sounds… be their Stars Sharon<br />
best Stone in the and new Jeff school Hephner.<br />
year. Good Luck!<br />
Albany Office<br />
Helping you find the home of your dreams for over 50 yrs.<br />
Helping you find the home of your dreams for over 50 yrs.<br />
Fall is here!<br />
Helping families find their first home, as well as<br />
their next home since 1951.<br />
AND IT’S BACK 2 SCHOOL<br />
Helping families find their first home, as well as<br />
their next home since 1951.<br />
Albany Office<br />
1117 Pacific Blvd SE<br />
541-924-5616<br />
ww.tncrealty.com<br />
Corvallis<br />
Corvallis<br />
Office<br />
455 NW Tyler Ave<br />
Office<br />
541-757-1781 455 NW Tyler Ave<br />
541-757-1781<br />
Town & Country Realty<br />
supports kids’ efforts in<br />
their quest to be their<br />
best in the new school<br />
year. Good Luck!<br />
Springis in the air<br />
www.tncrealty.com<br />
Springis in the air<br />
Corvallis Office<br />
455 Corvallis NW www.tncrealty.com<br />
Office<br />
NW Tyler Ave<br />
Office Albany Albany Office<br />
1117 Pacific Blvd SE<br />
541-757-1781<br />
455 NW Tyler Ave<br />
541-924-5616<br />
www.tncrealty.com<br />
541-757-1781 541-924-5616<br />
www.tncrealty.com<br />
We like to party<br />
and by party we mean<br />
110 SW 3rd Street<br />
Downtown Corvallis<br />
www.stashlocal.com<br />
Albany Office<br />
1117 Pacific Blvd SE<br />
541-924-56161117 Pacific Blvd SE<br />
541-924-5616<br />
www.tncrealty.com<br />
321 1st Ave E, Suite 3-C<br />
Albany Office<br />
1117 Pacific Blvd SE<br />
110 SW 3rd Street<br />
541-924-5616<br />
Downtown Corvallis<br />
www.stashlocal.com<br />
www.tncrealty.com<br />
Be Free.<br />
Take Risks.<br />
Knit Happy.<br />
November Idiot Boxing<br />
November 13<br />
W/ Bob & David, Netflix – As I’ve<br />
said before,<br />
I’m not sure<br />
how I feel<br />
about all this<br />
resurrecting<br />
of shows<br />
that’s going<br />
on. On one<br />
hand you<br />
get amazing<br />
ideas like<br />
bringing<br />
back the<br />
X-Files. Then<br />
again on the other hand, they’re<br />
reviving Full House and Gilmore<br />
Girls, too. But one idea I’m sure I’m<br />
on board with is resurrecting Mr.<br />
Show, arguably the best sketch<br />
comedy show ever produced.<br />
110 SW 3rd Street<br />
Thank you, Netflix. Stars<br />
Downtown<br />
Bob<br />
Corvallis<br />
Odenkirk and David Cross. www.stashlocal.com<br />
November 15<br />
Into the Badlands, AMC – All right,<br />
AMC. I admit, I’m intrigued. This<br />
looks like a transition piece between<br />
AMC’s The Walking Dead and their<br />
forthcoming Hap & Leonard. An<br />
action thriller in a post-apocalyptic<br />
feudal wasteland, which looks to be<br />
sporting a healthy serving of nods to<br />
Lone Wolf and Cub and Japanese<br />
cinema altogether. I’m interested.<br />
Be Free.<br />
Take Risks.<br />
Stars Daniel Wu, Martin Csokas, and<br />
Orla Brady.<br />
November 19<br />
The Art Knit of More, Crackle Happy.<br />
– Sonyowned<br />
Crackle is a bit of an<br />
enigma. A streaming service that<br />
hopes to compete with Netflix,<br />
Amazon, and Hulu that utterly fails<br />
to in every measurable way, and<br />
yet… here’s a heck of an interesting<br />
A Yarn<br />
Shop with<br />
looking series with big production<br />
values and big name stars. How<br />
do they justify that? Do you know<br />
anyone who uses Crackle? This one<br />
is about the a “high-stakes Soul world…”<br />
(can they ever come up with a<br />
We like to party<br />
and by party we mean<br />
KNIT!<br />
different description than that?) of<br />
art collecting. Stars Dennis Quaid<br />
and Kate Bosworth.<br />
November 20<br />
Jessica Jones, Netflix – Marvel<br />
Studios’ first foray into original<br />
TV programming gave us the<br />
abomination that is Marvel’s Agents<br />
of S.H.I.E.L.D., a show so bad even<br />
shameless comic book fanboys like<br />
me, who normally rubber stamp<br />
anything Marvel, laugh derisively<br />
at. Then they partnered with<br />
Netflix and gave us the incredibly<br />
overrated but decent Daredevil.<br />
Now finally comes their first<br />
genuinely interesting looking new<br />
A Yarn<br />
Shop with<br />
a Soul<br />
TV property. Jessica Jones is the<br />
wife of legendary Marvel character<br />
Luke Cage, and a bit of a legend<br />
in her own right. In this dark-looking<br />
new series she’ll hope to kick a*s<br />
and save the day as a private<br />
investigator in New York City. Stars<br />
Kristen Ritter, Mike Colter, and David<br />
Tennant.<br />
The Man in the High Castle, Amazon<br />
– Based on the novel by the great<br />
Phillip K. Dick, and created by one<br />
of the sharpest minds behind The<br />
X-Files, Frank Spotnitz, this is perhaps<br />
Amazon’s most ambitious original<br />
programming foray yet. Imagine a<br />
world where the Allies lost and the<br />
Nazis are walking around like they<br />
own the place. Trust me, it sounded<br />
way less played out and film school<br />
reject-y when it came out in 1962.<br />
Stars Rupert Evans, Alexa Davalos,<br />
and DJ Qualls.
Vote YES on 2-91<br />
for a jail that works<br />
Keep dangerous criminals behind bars where<br />
they belong. Protect the safety of Sheriff’s<br />
Deputies and jail staff. End revolving door<br />
justice with job training, addiction treatment,<br />
and mental health services.<br />
ENDORSED BY<br />
The Corvallis Advocate<br />
The Corvallis Gazette-Times<br />
League of Women Voters of Corvallis<br />
Center Against Rape and Domestic Violence<br />
(CARDV)<br />
Benton County Democrats<br />
Benton County Deputy Sheriffs’ Association<br />
Corvallis Chamber of Commerce<br />
Albany City Council<br />
Corvallis City Council<br />
State Senator Brian J. Boquist<br />
State Senator Sara Gelser<br />
State Representative Dan Rayfield<br />
Benton County Sheriff Scott Jackson<br />
Retired Benton County Sheriff Dave Cook<br />
Retired Benton County Sheriff Stan Robson<br />
Retired Benton County Sheriff<br />
Diana Simpson<br />
Retired Benton County Sheriff<br />
Jim Swinyard<br />
Benton County Commissioner Jay Dixon<br />
Benton County Commissioner<br />
Annabelle Jaramillo<br />
Benton County Commissioner<br />
Anne Schuster<br />
Benton County District Attorney<br />
John Haroldson<br />
Honorable Judge David B. Connell<br />
Honorable Judge Matthew J. Donohue<br />
Honorable Judge Locke A. Williams<br />
Albany Mayor Sharon Konopa<br />
Corvallis Mayor Biff Traber<br />
Corvallis City Councilor Mike Beilstein<br />
Monroe Mayor Frank Thayer<br />
Philomath Mayor Rocky Sloan<br />
Philomath City Councilor Angie Baca<br />
SUPPORTED BY<br />
Donn Alexander<br />
Gail Anderson<br />
Mike Avery<br />
Karen Madsen-Barton<br />
Keith Barton<br />
Michael Beilstein<br />
Pete Bober<br />
Elizabeth Carle<br />
Mike & Judy Corwin<br />
Cindy Dahl<br />
Christopher Dale<br />
Rick DeBellis<br />
Harry and Merry Demarest<br />
Bob Devine<br />
Pat Dixon<br />
Ed Durrenberger<br />
Vaughn Emmons<br />
Jan Evans<br />
Dianne Farrell<br />
Thomas Gallagher, Jr.<br />
Bret Godfrey<br />
Robert Heald<br />
Edward and Kathleen Heath<br />
Richard and Karen Hein<br />
Loyd Henion<br />
Debra Higbee-Sudyka<br />
Viki Dimick Jackson<br />
Randy Jones<br />
Will and Donna Keim<br />
Janice Knapp<br />
Lee and Suzanne Lazaro<br />
Claire Meints Lee<br />
Anne Marie Levis<br />
Min-Hein Lin<br />
Pat Malone<br />
Julie Manning<br />
Susan Mclaren<br />
Stacy Mellem<br />
Barbara Mullins<br />
Rick Osborn<br />
David Peterson<br />
Rachel Pross<br />
Diana Rabago<br />
Steve Redman<br />
William Root<br />
Skip Rung<br />
Anne & Bill Smart<br />
Candy Smith<br />
B. Bond Starker<br />
Lee Strandberg<br />
Janet Swinyard<br />
Cliff & Joanne Trow<br />
Stewart Wershow<br />
Curtis & Jo Ann Wright<br />
Penny York<br />
Authorized and paid for by Citizens For A Safe Benton County<br />
922 NW Circle Blvd., Suite 160 #299, Corvallis, OR 97330<br />
Thursday, October 29th<br />
7PM to 11PM<br />
Fr i g h t s i de @ the Whiteside<br />
F a m i l y F r i e n d l y L i v e M u s i c b y :<br />
All the Apparatus * Symbiotic Quintet<br />
The Brutal Bridges Band * Sandbox<br />
C o s t u m e s , f a c e - p a i n t i n g , p r i z e s , g i v e - a - w a y s & m o r e<br />
Advance tickets $7/person or $20/family at<br />
Troubadour Music Center, 521 SW 2nd St, Corvallis<br />
and www.brownpapertickets.org<br />
At the door $10/person or $25/family<br />
Whiteside Theatre * 361 SW Madison Ave * Corvallis<br />
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FINAL WEEKEND<br />
13TH ANNUAL<br />
Philomath Open Studios<br />
October 28 th - November 3 rd<br />
LOCAL<br />
Carving Pumpkins<br />
Caday Farm<br />
Corvallis, Oregon<br />
19 ¢ /lb<br />
Over 35 local artists showcase their work<br />
and open their studios for you. See art at its source!<br />
Get a map and artist info at:<br />
www.PhilomathOpenStudios.com<br />
LOCAL OrgANiC<br />
Butternut Squash<br />
Gathering Together Farm<br />
Philomath, Oregon<br />
reg. $ 1 .39 /lb<br />
99 ¢ /lb<br />
OrgANiC<br />
Sweet Onions<br />
reg. $ 1 .49 /lb<br />
99 ¢ /lb<br />
Dansko Trunk Show<br />
Saturday, Oct. 31 10 am - 4 pm<br />
Y new ARRIVALS<br />
Fall/Winter 2015<br />
Y SneAk peek of Spring/<br />
Summer 2016 designs<br />
OrgANiC<br />
Fuji<br />
Apples<br />
reg. $ 1 .99 /lb<br />
99 ¢ /lb<br />
OrgANiC<br />
Hachiya<br />
Persimmons<br />
reg. $ 1 .59 /ea<br />
4/ $ 5<br />
Y FRee gIFt with every<br />
Dansko purchase<br />
Y RegISteR to wIn a<br />
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Y ReFReShmentS<br />
OrgANiC<br />
Starkrimson<br />
Pear<br />
reg. $ 1 .99 /lb<br />
$<br />
1 .79 /lb<br />
First Alternative<br />
NATURAL FOODS CO-OP<br />
OrgANiC<br />
Comice<br />
Pears<br />
reg. $ 2 .59 /lb<br />
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Mon-Sat 10-6 & Sun 11-5<br />
North Corvallis<br />
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Open Daily 7am-10pm<br />
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South Corvallis<br />
1007 SE 3 rd St.