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chadderton<br />

Life<br />

Your Free Local Magazine & Directory<br />

Inside<br />

Garden View - Bonfires<br />

A Brief History of British Cinema<br />

Brian Hope - Defy the Grim Reaper<br />

Perfect Parkin Recipe<br />

What’s On / Puzzles / Kids Page<br />

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Welcome<br />

Welcome to the <strong>November</strong> Issue of<br />

Chadderton Life<br />

Hello Readers,<br />

Welcome to the <strong>November</strong> issue of Chadderton Life.<br />

Christmas is only around the corner and if, like us, you have<br />

a thousand things to do in the house to prepare for the holidays,<br />

why not use one of the businesses in the magazine.<br />

Whether it be a new carpet from Chris Kelly (page 16) or<br />

some new blinds from Archer Blinds (page 47), there’s sure<br />

to be a business to help you get the job done. If not, let us<br />

know of a business that you would find handy to see in the<br />

next issue.<br />

This month’s edition contains the perfect parkin recipe,<br />

some tips if you are having a bonfire and ex-journalist Brian<br />

Hope has written about society’s annual obsession with the<br />

dreaded flu.<br />

Also, check out the What’s On page to get booked in for a<br />

panto in time for Christmas.<br />

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Contents<br />

What’s On<br />

Community<br />

Garden View: Bonfires<br />

Advertise<br />

22 Kids Page<br />

Perfect Parkin Recipe<br />

32 Brian Hope: Defy the<br />

Grim Reaper<br />

Puzzles<br />

A Brief History of British<br />

Cinema<br />

Like us...<br />

/chaddertonlife<br />

Best Wishes<br />

Trevor & Chris<br />

Thinking of advertising a business?<br />

Have a look on page 18 and see how<br />

our rates compare to leaflets...<br />

you might be surprised.<br />

44 Useful Numbers<br />

46 Index<br />

Aizah’s<br />

Cupcake Hut<br />

Personalised tasty cakes and<br />

cupcakes for all events<br />

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• 8 inch cakes from £25<br />

• Giant cupcakes from £25<br />

• Cupcake bouquet from £15<br />

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DELIVER<br />

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Chadderton Life does not accept<br />

responsibility for the products or<br />

services in this magazine<br />

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What’s On<br />

Abs Blast<br />

Every Tuesday 7.30pm - 8pm<br />

This quick and effective 30 minute<br />

toning class concentrates solely on the<br />

abdomen, ideal for those who want to<br />

target that problem area, giving you a<br />

flatter stomach and smaller waistline.<br />

Chadderton Wellbeing Centre, Burnley St<br />

(Price £2.85 - £5.75) - 0161 207 7000<br />

Adult Learning Socialise<br />

Mon, Tues, Wed & Fridays 10am - 2.30pm<br />

A group for disabled people to socialise<br />

and with variety of activities and have<br />

lunch. Call in to speak to one of the organisers<br />

if you wish to attend.<br />

Higher Blackley Community Centre,<br />

Victoria Avenue<br />

Popstars Academy<br />

Every Wednesday<br />

Mature Movers (10 - 11am)<br />

Free Art Class (10am - 12pm) FREE<br />

Older Drama Classes (1.30 - 3pm) FREE<br />

Unit 2 Pioneer Mill, Morton St, Middleton<br />

0161 653 7747<br />

50 Plus Group<br />

Every Thursday 12pm - 4pm<br />

A sequence dance group for people<br />

over the age of fifty, with bingo and<br />

various trips of interest for members.<br />

For more information pop in and speak<br />

to Don Ross (leader).<br />

Higher Blackley Community Centre,<br />

Victoria Avenue<br />

(£3 per year and weekly donation)<br />

Indoor Cycling<br />

Every Thursday 6.45am - 7.30am<br />

A great cardiovascular workout. Our<br />

high-intensity cycling class builds up<br />

endurance, strengthens the core and<br />

tones your muscles. Ages 16 plus.<br />

Middleton Arena, Corportation Street<br />

(£4.50 - £6.20) - 0161 662 4000<br />

Tracing Steps - Drama Group<br />

Every Friday 5pm - 6pm<br />

Drama Classes for ages 6-13 yrs.<br />

Heywood Civic Centre, Church Street<br />

(Price £3) 07828 455 521<br />

16th - 21st <strong>November</strong> 7.30pm + matinees<br />

A group of 10 strangers is lured to a remote island off the coast of Devon. Upon<br />

arrival it is discovered that their host, an eccentric millionaire, is missing. At dinner a<br />

recorded message is played accusing each of them in turn of having a guilty secret<br />

and by the end of the evening the 10 guests become nine. Stranded on the island<br />

by a torrential storm and haunted by an ancient nursery rhyme, one by one the<br />

guests begin to die. And with only the fallen believed to be innocent who amongst<br />

them is the killer?<br />

Opera House, Manchester - 0844 871 3018<br />

(Tickets £12.15 - £47.65)<br />

Miracle on 34th Street<br />

23rd - 25th <strong>November</strong> 7.30pm + matinees<br />

One of the most popular films of all time<br />

comes to the stage in this dazzling new<br />

production of Miracle on 34th Street<br />

The Musical. Featuring all time classic<br />

songs such as It’s Beginning to Look a<br />

Lot Like Christmas , this heartwarming<br />

tale is one for all the family.<br />

Opera House, Manchester<br />

(Tickets £17.65 - £40.65)<br />

0871 871 3018<br />

Soul & Motown Night<br />

28th <strong>November</strong> 8pm<br />

The best Motown DJs in the North<br />

West providing all you Soul needs from<br />

60s onwards including Stax, Atlantic,<br />

Tamla and even a little bit of Mod Beat<br />

for good measure. Excellent dance floor<br />

and superb sound system. Licensed Bar<br />

until 1am.<br />

Heywood Civic Centre<br />

(Admission £6 on the door)<br />

0300 303 8633<br />

Status Quo<br />

29th <strong>November</strong> 7.30pm<br />

Status Quo are a british rock band<br />

with strong boogie line. The group<br />

was founded by bassist Alan Lancaster<br />

and guitarist Francis Rossi in 1962. The<br />

group had many hit singles including<br />

“Down Down”, “Rockin’ All Over The<br />

World” and “Whatever You Want”.<br />

Palace Theatre, Manchester<br />

(Tickets £44.40 - £64.40)<br />

0844 871 3019<br />

Peter Pan - Pantomime<br />

2nd - 27th December 7pm + matinees<br />

It’s the tale all about the boy who refuses<br />

to grow up and his mischievous<br />

fairy sidekick Tinkerbell as they visit the<br />

nursery of Wendy, John & Michael Darling.<br />

With a sprinkling of magical fairy<br />

dust watch in amazement as Peter and<br />

his new friends fly out the nursery window<br />

and over London to Neverland.<br />

Will Peter Pan & his gang defeat the evil<br />

Captain Hook and rid Neverland of evil?<br />

Middleton Arena, Corportation Street<br />

(Tickets £10 - £18)<br />

0300 303 8633<br />

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John McDonagh<br />

Electrical<br />

All Electrical Work Undertaken<br />

Including Faults & Repairs<br />

New Safety Consumer Units Fitted<br />

Extra Lights & Sockets<br />

LEDs & Downlights<br />

Rewires • Showers<br />

Ovens & Hobs Supplied & Fitted<br />

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Community<br />

WE NEED YOU !<br />

Community Groups & Sports Teams<br />

Local Event Listings<br />

Ideas for Features<br />

Great Advertising Rates for Local Businesses<br />

Contact:<br />

0161 345 0984 or 07570 548 365<br />

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Are you a patient at the<br />

Junction Alkrington Surgery?<br />

Your Patient Participation Group needs you!<br />

As of April <strong>2015</strong>, ALL GP surgeries should have a Patient<br />

Participation Group. We have one, but we need you to help<br />

and participate in the future development of this practice.<br />

Things you should know:<br />

• We are patients of the Junction and Alkrington Surgeries<br />

• We meet on a six weekly basis at the Junction Surgery<br />

• We discuss issues relating to the surgery and the NHS in our<br />

local area<br />

• We are supported by the Junction and Alkrington Surgeries<br />

and have interaction with them at each meeting<br />

• We can influence and help to implement changes in our surgery<br />

To sign up, please fill in a form which can be found at<br />

either the Junction or Alkrington Surgery reception or<br />

complete an electronic form which can be found at:<br />

www.junctionsurgery.nhs.uk/ppg-signup<br />

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Features<br />

Garden View: Bonfires<br />

<strong>November</strong> seems a good month to talk about<br />

bonfires. I’m not actually a huge fan of the garden<br />

bonfire; I think that generally there are better ways<br />

of disposing of garden waste. Most green waste,<br />

such as leaves or grass can be recycled. Woody waste<br />

can be shredded and either composted or used as<br />

mulch, though it may be more cost-effective to<br />

hire a shredder rather than buy one outright if your<br />

garden is small.<br />

But if wood is diseased a bonfire may be the best<br />

way to deal with it. So what are the rules regarding<br />

garden bonfires?<br />

Rather surprisingly there are no specific laws against<br />

having a bonfire, or when you can have one. There<br />

may be local by-laws though: laws made by a local<br />

authority and applicable only in a defined geographical<br />

area. Phone your council or check their website<br />

for further information. If you rent a property you’ll<br />

need to check under your tenancy agreement too,<br />

in order to find out whether bonfires are permitted.<br />

Laws about bonfires are generally concerned with<br />

their potential nuisance value. So you can’t burn<br />

plastics, or painted household waste which may<br />

produce toxic fumes or thick smoke harmful to<br />

asthma sufferers. Also, the Highways Act states that<br />

it is an offence to light a bonfire near a road if the<br />

drifting smoke may cause a traffic hazard.<br />

Mostly though bonfires are all about common sense.<br />

The smoke and smell from a fire might annoy your<br />

neighbours, especially if it prevents them from<br />

opening their windows or hanging out their washing.<br />

It’s polite to warn your neighbours beforehand;<br />

they may have an outdoor party planned or want to<br />

spend the afternoon pottering in their garden. Light<br />

your bonfire at a time least likely to cause a nuisance<br />

– remember on a warm sunny day people are more<br />

likely to be out in their garden, enjoying it. Only burn<br />

dry material because damp material creates a lot of<br />

smoke.<br />

The other issue with bonfires is, of course, safety.<br />

Bonfire Safety Check-list<br />

• Build the bonfire away from sheds, fences and trees<br />

• Don’t build it too large and make sure it’s stable, so<br />

it won’t collapse outwards or to one side.<br />

• Check the bonfire for hibernating wildlife.<br />

• Don’t use petrol or paraffin to start the fire as these<br />

accelerate the flames and may cause the fire to burn<br />

out of control.<br />

• Keep a bucket of water or a hose handy - just in<br />

case<br />

• Don’t leave the fire unattended.<br />

Keep small children and pets out of the way.<br />

• Once the fire has died down, pour water over the<br />

embers to stop them re-igniting.<br />

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Recipes<br />

Perfect Parkin<br />

A Bonfire Night treat<br />

Ingredients<br />

• 225g / 8oz Plain flour<br />

• 2 level tsps Ground ginger<br />

• 1 level tsp Bicarbonate of Soda<br />

• ½ level tsp salt<br />

• 225g /8oz Medium oatmeal<br />

• 115g / 4oz Black treacle<br />

• 115g / 4oz Golden syrup<br />

• 115g / 4oz Soft light-brown sugar<br />

• 115g /4 oz Unsalted butter<br />

• 150ml / 5floz Milk<br />

• 1 Egg - beaten<br />

Serves: 12<br />

Preparation: 20 mins<br />

Cooking: 30mins<br />

Method<br />

1. Preheat the oven to 180C / Gas mk 4. Grease and line a 30 x 25 x 5 cm (12 x 10 x 2 inch) roasting<br />

tin with grease-proof paper.<br />

2. Place the treacle, golden syrup, sugar and butter into a heavy-bottomed saucepan and heat<br />

gently until the butter has melted. Remove from the heat. Allow to cool a little then beat in the<br />

milk and the egg.<br />

3. Sift the flour, ginger, bicarbonate of soda and salt into a large mixing bowl. Stir in the oatmeal<br />

and make a well in the centre.<br />

4. Pour the liquid mixture into the well and beat thoroughly.<br />

5. Pour into the roasting tin and bake in the centre of the oven until firm and springy.<br />

6. Leave to cool in the tin. When cold wrap in greaseproof paper and leave for a couple of days in<br />

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Features<br />

Ex-journalist Brian Hope<br />

with another reminder<br />

of his 40-year career on<br />

the Manchester Evening<br />

News.<br />

Defy the Grim Reaper<br />

Had a ‘flu jab yet? Doctors and pharmacists are<br />

all warning us to be immunised now in order to<br />

prevent this annual curse spreading throughout<br />

the land. And very hasty it is. If you meet anyone<br />

who says they are suffering from “a touch of flu,”<br />

have the courage to tell them they are not only<br />

fluless, but clueless about a disease which has<br />

killed millions over the years.<br />

I speak from painful experience when I say that<br />

anyone affected will be flat on their back in bed<br />

and praying that they will keep the grim reaper at<br />

bay. But, while a virtually painless injection should<br />

keep you healthy, it will not necessarily make you<br />

popular. As I wrote in the MEN in January 1979:<br />

My family and I have become social outcasts.<br />

Nobody wants to talk to us anymore. Every time<br />

we find ourselves in a group, we are left mute<br />

while everyone else chatters on. At school the kids<br />

are beginning to feel they belong to a race apart.<br />

It’s not for anything we’ve done. It’s for what we<br />

haven’t done. And what we haven’t done is catch<br />

the flu bug.<br />

Not one of us. We’re all pink cheeked and healthy<br />

and plan to stay that way.<br />

But that means we are not allowed to join in<br />

today’s biggest talking point. Everywhere we go<br />

men, women and children are swapping flu stories<br />

and indulging in great orgies of one-upmanship.<br />

“You were only in bed three days? I couldn’t move<br />

a muscle for a week.”<br />

“Ah, but all four of us were taken ill at the same<br />

time and didn’t have a bite for three days.”<br />

“Yes, but at least you got over Christmas. We were<br />

ill right over the holiday period. As far as we are<br />

concerned Christmas didn’t happen this year.”<br />

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But if we chip in and say: “We’ve not had it,” we are<br />

greeted with icy stares.<br />

People seem to think we have opted out of our<br />

responsibility to the community. It hurts them to<br />

think that they have suffered and we have not.<br />

But I have learned from bitter experience not to<br />

butt into a conversation and tell those engaged<br />

in masochistic memories that I had an anti-flu<br />

injection earlier this year.<br />

That is the kiss of death. Disdain becomes a bitter<br />

hostility. An injection to stave off the dreaded flu<br />

bug is regarded as nothing more than an act of<br />

cowardice and as treasonable as setting fire to the<br />

Union Jack.<br />

In industry, workers who have stuck healthily to<br />

their posts while all around were taking to their<br />

beds have discovered there are two kinds of Asian<br />

flu.<br />

One is known as Munchew flu and the other is<br />

Chew-wen flu. They have also discovered it is rare<br />

for anyone to go down with the Thur-Fri variety.<br />

To put it in laymen’s terms, there are those who<br />

are off work Mon-Tue and those who are absent<br />

Tue-Wed.<br />

The cynics say the Thursday-Friday strain is<br />

less popular because Thursday is pay day and<br />

attendance on Friday is essential to qualify for<br />

week-end overtime.<br />

It’s a nasty observation, but it makes you think.<br />

And when no-one will talk to you there’s not much<br />

else to do.<br />

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Puzzles<br />

Crossword<br />

Across<br />

1 Biblical grandson of Abraham (5)<br />

4 Jolly outing or excursion (5)<br />

7 Directly above (8)<br />

8 Conservative (informal) (4)<br />

9 Definitive (8)<br />

11 Desert in Asia (4)<br />

12 Silky wool (6)<br />

14 Individual, organism (6)<br />

16 Squabble, altercation (4)<br />

18 Lesson, coaching session (8)<br />

20 Indian garment (4)<br />

21 Southern English county (8)<br />

23 Last letter of Greek alphabet (5)<br />

24 Pleasant, refreshing weather (5)<br />

Down<br />

1 Spear (sporting) (7)<br />

2 Royal breed of dog (5)<br />

3 Farewell (informal) (3)<br />

4 Decision, opinion (9)<br />

5 Tense, anxious (7)<br />

6 Spasm, pound (5)<br />

10 Girl’s name (Russian) (9)<br />

13 Sketch, rough plan (7)<br />

15 Catastrophe (7)<br />

17 Ancient Greek philosopher (5)<br />

19 Bucolic, pastoral (5)<br />

22 Angry group (3)<br />

Quick Quiz<br />

1. Who voiced Princess Fiona in Shrek?<br />

2. Which football team plays at Vicarage<br />

Road Stadium?<br />

3. Which nationality was the composer<br />

Frederick Chopin?<br />

4. In which country would you find Fair Park<br />

F1 Circuit?<br />

5. Who said, “My mother-in-law has come<br />

round to our house at Christmas seven<br />

years running. This year we’re having a<br />

change. We’re going to let her in”?<br />

6. What items would a Philatelist collect?<br />

7. What is J.K. Rowling’s first name?<br />

Sudoku<br />

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Word Search<br />

Can you find these foreign foods<br />

hidden in the grid?<br />

Puzzles<br />

Bagel<br />

Bhaji<br />

Biryani<br />

Borsch<br />

Chapati<br />

Chow Mein<br />

Ciabatta<br />

Curry<br />

Dim Sum<br />

Feta<br />

Fondue<br />

Gnocchi<br />

Goulash<br />

Kebab<br />

Moussaka<br />

Muesli<br />

Paella<br />

Pasta<br />

Pilau<br />

Pizza<br />

Polenta<br />

Ragout<br />

Risotto<br />

Rosti<br />

Samosa<br />

Strudel<br />

Sukiyaki<br />

Sushi<br />

Taco<br />

Wurst<br />

Zabaglione<br />

Who’s Who<br />

Answers at: facebook.com/chaddertonlife<br />

Can you name what<br />

jobs that these famous<br />

cartoon characters do?<br />

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Features<br />

A Brief History of<br />

British Cinema<br />

On a recent trip to Kent, I visited a quaint little cinema<br />

in Westgate-on-Sea. Tucked between shops on the<br />

high street, you pass through its arched entrance into<br />

a dark foyer with an old fashioned counter where you<br />

buy tickets at yesterday’s prices. The Carlton brought<br />

back fond memories of my visits to the cinema as a<br />

child.<br />

Typically in the 1960s, several cinemas were located<br />

in town centres, each showing a different film. Multi<br />

screen cinemas had yet to be invented and 2 for 1 deals<br />

or cinema cards offering unlimited visits were a thing<br />

of the future!<br />

Visiting the cinema was a real treat, and I remember<br />

queuing to see favourites like Mary Poppins and The<br />

Sound of Music. Often, more than one film would be<br />

shown with an interval in between, when an usherette<br />

would wander down the aisle with a tray full of goodies<br />

and stand at the front while we queued to purchase ice<br />

cream or popcorn.<br />

There were no fixed start and end times for<br />

programmes. You turned up and left when you liked as<br />

the films were screened continuously throughout the<br />

day. At the close I remember standing quietly while the<br />

national anthem was played!<br />

The first British picture house was the Regent Street<br />

Cinema in Oxford Circus. It first screened footage in<br />

1896, when 54 people paid a shilling to watch several<br />

silent, grainy, 40-second scenes of ordinary life. The<br />

audience was astounded at footage of a train entering<br />

a station, believing it to be heading towards them!<br />

Early silent movies films were accompanied by live<br />

orchestras, but from the mid 1910s organists provided<br />

the musical score. Cinemas were ornate with balconies<br />

and staggered rows for easier viewing. Over time this<br />

evolved into the tiered, stadium style seating we have<br />

today. Thick, heavy curtains covered the screen, which<br />

were drawn back when the film was due to start.<br />

In 1927 The Jazz Singer was released. The first feature<br />

length film to include sound, it heralded the Golden<br />

Age of Hollywood with all-talking, all-singing movies.<br />

Going to the cinema became hugely popular, with<br />

newsreels, short comedy films, documentaries or<br />

cartoons being screened before the main feature film.<br />

Many classic cartoons like Loony Tunes and Mickey<br />

Mouse were created for this purpose.<br />

Cinema faced a decline during the 1980s when films<br />

became readily available on video. With this trend<br />

continuing, new innovations have been introduced<br />

to make visiting the cinema more attractive. Stereo<br />

sound, 3D films, luxury seating and live broadcasts of<br />

theatre productions are amongst them. Visiting the<br />

cinema today is very different from my experience as a<br />

child, and I can’t help wondering what it will be like in<br />

fifty years from now!<br />

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(0161) 872 5050<br />

Crime Stoppers* †<br />

0800 555 111<br />

Chadderton Local Police*<br />

(0161) 856 8825<br />

Chadderton Fire Station*<br />

(0161) 909 8603<br />

Water (United Utilities) ††<br />

0845 746 2200<br />

Gas (National Grid) †<br />

0800 111 999<br />

Electricity (Electricity Northwest) †<br />

0800 195 4141<br />

RSCPA Oldham Animal Centre<br />

(0161) 624 4725<br />

RSPCA 24hr Cruelty Line †<br />

0300 1234 999<br />

NHS Non-emergency Helpline*<br />

111<br />

The Royal Oldham Hospital*<br />

(0161) 624 0420<br />

ASDA Pharmacy (open late)<br />

(0161) 484 1060<br />

Chadderton Library<br />

(0161) 770 5656<br />

Oldham Council (switchboard)<br />

(0161) 770 3000<br />

Traveline ††<br />

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GMPTE Enquiries<br />

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Accountants<br />

TaxAssist 11<br />

Aerials<br />

Alkrington Aerials & TV Repairs 13<br />

Middleton Aerials 45<br />

Bathrooms<br />

Complete En-Suites 42<br />

Plumbline 24 23<br />

Bedrooms<br />

Andrew James Interiors 34<br />

Eurostyle 31<br />

Terence Poyning 10<br />

Blinds<br />

Archer Blinds 47<br />

Building & Developments<br />

Colin Gibbins 9<br />

Candle Shops<br />

The Framing Shop & Gallery 2<br />

Carpet Retail & Fitting<br />

Carpet Market 16+17<br />

Car Services & Maintenance<br />

Mills Hill MOT Centre 29<br />

Oldham Service Centre 20<br />

S Bolz 15<br />

Swan Mill MOT Centre 38<br />

Central Heating<br />

Kwik Plumb 21<br />

Middleton Heating Solutions 33<br />

Chiropodists<br />

Beverley Calvert 39<br />

Chiropody Services 44<br />

Cleaners<br />

Aplin Cleaning Services 4<br />

Conservatory Roofs<br />

Your Choice 8<br />

Cupcakes & Cakes<br />

Aizah’s Cupcake Hut 3<br />

Decorators<br />

Dave Noon 12<br />

Russ Collier Decorators 23<br />

Dentists<br />

Alkrington Dental 48<br />

Dog Grooming<br />

K9 Classy Cuts 40<br />

Driveways<br />

Fairways 38<br />

Electricians<br />

DMS Electrical 42<br />

John McDonagh Electrical 7<br />

Finance<br />

Gail Hurst Dummett 30<br />

Funeral Planners<br />

Firwood Funeral Planning 24<br />

Glass Specialists<br />

Cloudy 2 Clear 41<br />

Middleton Glass 9<br />

Handyman<br />

Handyman Solutions 7<br />

Health & Fitness<br />

Slimming World 34<br />

Hypnotherapists<br />

Emma Newman 7<br />

Insurance<br />

M&C Risk Solutions 1<br />

Jetwashing<br />

ADS Multiclean 35<br />

Kitchens<br />

Andrew James Interiors 34<br />

Eurostyle 31<br />

Kitchen Envy 5<br />

Laminate Flooring<br />

Carpet Market 16+17<br />

Landscaping<br />

Fairways 38<br />

Laundry Service<br />

The Laundry Service 11<br />

Oven Cleaners<br />

Manchester Oven Cleaners 35<br />

The Ovencleaners 9<br />

Patient Participation Group<br />

Junction Alkrington Surgery 12<br />

Photographers<br />

Pixel Photography 26<br />

Physiotherapists<br />

RLC Physio 5<br />

Picture Framing<br />

The Framing Shop & Gallery 2<br />

Plasterers<br />

C Collins 9<br />

Plumbing<br />

Kwik Plumb 21<br />

Plumbline 24 23<br />

Property Maintenance<br />

Vanguard 27<br />

Pubs & Restaurants<br />

Blue Tiffin 21<br />

JMR 12<br />

Security Services<br />

Prolect 33<br />

Solicitors<br />

Sedgwick Legal 43<br />

TV Repairs<br />

Alkrington Aerials & TV Repairs 13<br />

Upholsterers<br />

Fitton Upholstery 35<br />

UPVC Cleaning<br />

Bright White 14<br />

Windows<br />

Accurate Windows 33<br />

Crown Windows 13<br />

Vista 39+45<br />

Your Choice 8<br />

Window Repairs<br />

Refurb Windows 11<br />

Wood Restoration<br />

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