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chadderton<br />
Life<br />
Your Free Local Magazine & Directory<br />
Inside<br />
Garden View - Bonfires<br />
A Brief History of British Cinema<br />
Brian Hope - Defy the Grim Reaper<br />
Perfect Parkin Recipe<br />
What’s On / Puzzles / Kids Page<br />
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Welcome<br />
Welcome to the <strong>November</strong> Issue of<br />
Chadderton Life<br />
Hello Readers,<br />
Welcome to the <strong>November</strong> issue of Chadderton Life.<br />
Christmas is only around the corner and if, like us, you have<br />
a thousand things to do in the house to prepare for the holidays,<br />
why not use one of the businesses in the magazine.<br />
Whether it be a new carpet from Chris Kelly (page 16) or<br />
some new blinds from Archer Blinds (page 47), there’s sure<br />
to be a business to help you get the job done. If not, let us<br />
know of a business that you would find handy to see in the<br />
next issue.<br />
This month’s edition contains the perfect parkin recipe,<br />
some tips if you are having a bonfire and ex-journalist Brian<br />
Hope has written about society’s annual obsession with the<br />
dreaded flu.<br />
Also, check out the What’s On page to get booked in for a<br />
panto in time for Christmas.<br />
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Contents<br />
What’s On<br />
Community<br />
Garden View: Bonfires<br />
Advertise<br />
22 Kids Page<br />
Perfect Parkin Recipe<br />
32 Brian Hope: Defy the<br />
Grim Reaper<br />
Puzzles<br />
A Brief History of British<br />
Cinema<br />
Like us...<br />
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Best Wishes<br />
Trevor & Chris<br />
Thinking of advertising a business?<br />
Have a look on page 18 and see how<br />
our rates compare to leaflets...<br />
you might be surprised.<br />
44 Useful Numbers<br />
46 Index<br />
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What’s On<br />
Abs Blast<br />
Every Tuesday 7.30pm - 8pm<br />
This quick and effective 30 minute<br />
toning class concentrates solely on the<br />
abdomen, ideal for those who want to<br />
target that problem area, giving you a<br />
flatter stomach and smaller waistline.<br />
Chadderton Wellbeing Centre, Burnley St<br />
(Price £2.85 - £5.75) - 0161 207 7000<br />
Adult Learning Socialise<br />
Mon, Tues, Wed & Fridays 10am - 2.30pm<br />
A group for disabled people to socialise<br />
and with variety of activities and have<br />
lunch. Call in to speak to one of the organisers<br />
if you wish to attend.<br />
Higher Blackley Community Centre,<br />
Victoria Avenue<br />
Popstars Academy<br />
Every Wednesday<br />
Mature Movers (10 - 11am)<br />
Free Art Class (10am - 12pm) FREE<br />
Older Drama Classes (1.30 - 3pm) FREE<br />
Unit 2 Pioneer Mill, Morton St, Middleton<br />
0161 653 7747<br />
50 Plus Group<br />
Every Thursday 12pm - 4pm<br />
A sequence dance group for people<br />
over the age of fifty, with bingo and<br />
various trips of interest for members.<br />
For more information pop in and speak<br />
to Don Ross (leader).<br />
Higher Blackley Community Centre,<br />
Victoria Avenue<br />
(£3 per year and weekly donation)<br />
Indoor Cycling<br />
Every Thursday 6.45am - 7.30am<br />
A great cardiovascular workout. Our<br />
high-intensity cycling class builds up<br />
endurance, strengthens the core and<br />
tones your muscles. Ages 16 plus.<br />
Middleton Arena, Corportation Street<br />
(£4.50 - £6.20) - 0161 662 4000<br />
Tracing Steps - Drama Group<br />
Every Friday 5pm - 6pm<br />
Drama Classes for ages 6-13 yrs.<br />
Heywood Civic Centre, Church Street<br />
(Price £3) 07828 455 521<br />
16th - 21st <strong>November</strong> 7.30pm + matinees<br />
A group of 10 strangers is lured to a remote island off the coast of Devon. Upon<br />
arrival it is discovered that their host, an eccentric millionaire, is missing. At dinner a<br />
recorded message is played accusing each of them in turn of having a guilty secret<br />
and by the end of the evening the 10 guests become nine. Stranded on the island<br />
by a torrential storm and haunted by an ancient nursery rhyme, one by one the<br />
guests begin to die. And with only the fallen believed to be innocent who amongst<br />
them is the killer?<br />
Opera House, Manchester - 0844 871 3018<br />
(Tickets £12.15 - £47.65)<br />
Miracle on 34th Street<br />
23rd - 25th <strong>November</strong> 7.30pm + matinees<br />
One of the most popular films of all time<br />
comes to the stage in this dazzling new<br />
production of Miracle on 34th Street<br />
The Musical. Featuring all time classic<br />
songs such as It’s Beginning to Look a<br />
Lot Like Christmas , this heartwarming<br />
tale is one for all the family.<br />
Opera House, Manchester<br />
(Tickets £17.65 - £40.65)<br />
0871 871 3018<br />
Soul & Motown Night<br />
28th <strong>November</strong> 8pm<br />
The best Motown DJs in the North<br />
West providing all you Soul needs from<br />
60s onwards including Stax, Atlantic,<br />
Tamla and even a little bit of Mod Beat<br />
for good measure. Excellent dance floor<br />
and superb sound system. Licensed Bar<br />
until 1am.<br />
Heywood Civic Centre<br />
(Admission £6 on the door)<br />
0300 303 8633<br />
Status Quo<br />
29th <strong>November</strong> 7.30pm<br />
Status Quo are a british rock band<br />
with strong boogie line. The group<br />
was founded by bassist Alan Lancaster<br />
and guitarist Francis Rossi in 1962. The<br />
group had many hit singles including<br />
“Down Down”, “Rockin’ All Over The<br />
World” and “Whatever You Want”.<br />
Palace Theatre, Manchester<br />
(Tickets £44.40 - £64.40)<br />
0844 871 3019<br />
Peter Pan - Pantomime<br />
2nd - 27th December 7pm + matinees<br />
It’s the tale all about the boy who refuses<br />
to grow up and his mischievous<br />
fairy sidekick Tinkerbell as they visit the<br />
nursery of Wendy, John & Michael Darling.<br />
With a sprinkling of magical fairy<br />
dust watch in amazement as Peter and<br />
his new friends fly out the nursery window<br />
and over London to Neverland.<br />
Will Peter Pan & his gang defeat the evil<br />
Captain Hook and rid Neverland of evil?<br />
Middleton Arena, Corportation Street<br />
(Tickets £10 - £18)<br />
0300 303 8633<br />
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Are you a patient at the<br />
Junction Alkrington Surgery?<br />
Your Patient Participation Group needs you!<br />
As of April <strong>2015</strong>, ALL GP surgeries should have a Patient<br />
Participation Group. We have one, but we need you to help<br />
and participate in the future development of this practice.<br />
Things you should know:<br />
• We are patients of the Junction and Alkrington Surgeries<br />
• We meet on a six weekly basis at the Junction Surgery<br />
• We discuss issues relating to the surgery and the NHS in our<br />
local area<br />
• We are supported by the Junction and Alkrington Surgeries<br />
and have interaction with them at each meeting<br />
• We can influence and help to implement changes in our surgery<br />
To sign up, please fill in a form which can be found at<br />
either the Junction or Alkrington Surgery reception or<br />
complete an electronic form which can be found at:<br />
www.junctionsurgery.nhs.uk/ppg-signup<br />
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Features<br />
Garden View: Bonfires<br />
<strong>November</strong> seems a good month to talk about<br />
bonfires. I’m not actually a huge fan of the garden<br />
bonfire; I think that generally there are better ways<br />
of disposing of garden waste. Most green waste,<br />
such as leaves or grass can be recycled. Woody waste<br />
can be shredded and either composted or used as<br />
mulch, though it may be more cost-effective to<br />
hire a shredder rather than buy one outright if your<br />
garden is small.<br />
But if wood is diseased a bonfire may be the best<br />
way to deal with it. So what are the rules regarding<br />
garden bonfires?<br />
Rather surprisingly there are no specific laws against<br />
having a bonfire, or when you can have one. There<br />
may be local by-laws though: laws made by a local<br />
authority and applicable only in a defined geographical<br />
area. Phone your council or check their website<br />
for further information. If you rent a property you’ll<br />
need to check under your tenancy agreement too,<br />
in order to find out whether bonfires are permitted.<br />
Laws about bonfires are generally concerned with<br />
their potential nuisance value. So you can’t burn<br />
plastics, or painted household waste which may<br />
produce toxic fumes or thick smoke harmful to<br />
asthma sufferers. Also, the Highways Act states that<br />
it is an offence to light a bonfire near a road if the<br />
drifting smoke may cause a traffic hazard.<br />
Mostly though bonfires are all about common sense.<br />
The smoke and smell from a fire might annoy your<br />
neighbours, especially if it prevents them from<br />
opening their windows or hanging out their washing.<br />
It’s polite to warn your neighbours beforehand;<br />
they may have an outdoor party planned or want to<br />
spend the afternoon pottering in their garden. Light<br />
your bonfire at a time least likely to cause a nuisance<br />
– remember on a warm sunny day people are more<br />
likely to be out in their garden, enjoying it. Only burn<br />
dry material because damp material creates a lot of<br />
smoke.<br />
The other issue with bonfires is, of course, safety.<br />
Bonfire Safety Check-list<br />
• Build the bonfire away from sheds, fences and trees<br />
• Don’t build it too large and make sure it’s stable, so<br />
it won’t collapse outwards or to one side.<br />
• Check the bonfire for hibernating wildlife.<br />
• Don’t use petrol or paraffin to start the fire as these<br />
accelerate the flames and may cause the fire to burn<br />
out of control.<br />
• Keep a bucket of water or a hose handy - just in<br />
case<br />
• Don’t leave the fire unattended.<br />
Keep small children and pets out of the way.<br />
• Once the fire has died down, pour water over the<br />
embers to stop them re-igniting.<br />
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Recipes<br />
Perfect Parkin<br />
A Bonfire Night treat<br />
Ingredients<br />
• 225g / 8oz Plain flour<br />
• 2 level tsps Ground ginger<br />
• 1 level tsp Bicarbonate of Soda<br />
• ½ level tsp salt<br />
• 225g /8oz Medium oatmeal<br />
• 115g / 4oz Black treacle<br />
• 115g / 4oz Golden syrup<br />
• 115g / 4oz Soft light-brown sugar<br />
• 115g /4 oz Unsalted butter<br />
• 150ml / 5floz Milk<br />
• 1 Egg - beaten<br />
Serves: 12<br />
Preparation: 20 mins<br />
Cooking: 30mins<br />
Method<br />
1. Preheat the oven to 180C / Gas mk 4. Grease and line a 30 x 25 x 5 cm (12 x 10 x 2 inch) roasting<br />
tin with grease-proof paper.<br />
2. Place the treacle, golden syrup, sugar and butter into a heavy-bottomed saucepan and heat<br />
gently until the butter has melted. Remove from the heat. Allow to cool a little then beat in the<br />
milk and the egg.<br />
3. Sift the flour, ginger, bicarbonate of soda and salt into a large mixing bowl. Stir in the oatmeal<br />
and make a well in the centre.<br />
4. Pour the liquid mixture into the well and beat thoroughly.<br />
5. Pour into the roasting tin and bake in the centre of the oven until firm and springy.<br />
6. Leave to cool in the tin. When cold wrap in greaseproof paper and leave for a couple of days in<br />
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Features<br />
Ex-journalist Brian Hope<br />
with another reminder<br />
of his 40-year career on<br />
the Manchester Evening<br />
News.<br />
Defy the Grim Reaper<br />
Had a ‘flu jab yet? Doctors and pharmacists are<br />
all warning us to be immunised now in order to<br />
prevent this annual curse spreading throughout<br />
the land. And very hasty it is. If you meet anyone<br />
who says they are suffering from “a touch of flu,”<br />
have the courage to tell them they are not only<br />
fluless, but clueless about a disease which has<br />
killed millions over the years.<br />
I speak from painful experience when I say that<br />
anyone affected will be flat on their back in bed<br />
and praying that they will keep the grim reaper at<br />
bay. But, while a virtually painless injection should<br />
keep you healthy, it will not necessarily make you<br />
popular. As I wrote in the MEN in January 1979:<br />
My family and I have become social outcasts.<br />
Nobody wants to talk to us anymore. Every time<br />
we find ourselves in a group, we are left mute<br />
while everyone else chatters on. At school the kids<br />
are beginning to feel they belong to a race apart.<br />
It’s not for anything we’ve done. It’s for what we<br />
haven’t done. And what we haven’t done is catch<br />
the flu bug.<br />
Not one of us. We’re all pink cheeked and healthy<br />
and plan to stay that way.<br />
But that means we are not allowed to join in<br />
today’s biggest talking point. Everywhere we go<br />
men, women and children are swapping flu stories<br />
and indulging in great orgies of one-upmanship.<br />
“You were only in bed three days? I couldn’t move<br />
a muscle for a week.”<br />
“Ah, but all four of us were taken ill at the same<br />
time and didn’t have a bite for three days.”<br />
“Yes, but at least you got over Christmas. We were<br />
ill right over the holiday period. As far as we are<br />
concerned Christmas didn’t happen this year.”<br />
And so it goes on.<br />
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But if we chip in and say: “We’ve not had it,” we are<br />
greeted with icy stares.<br />
People seem to think we have opted out of our<br />
responsibility to the community. It hurts them to<br />
think that they have suffered and we have not.<br />
But I have learned from bitter experience not to<br />
butt into a conversation and tell those engaged<br />
in masochistic memories that I had an anti-flu<br />
injection earlier this year.<br />
That is the kiss of death. Disdain becomes a bitter<br />
hostility. An injection to stave off the dreaded flu<br />
bug is regarded as nothing more than an act of<br />
cowardice and as treasonable as setting fire to the<br />
Union Jack.<br />
In industry, workers who have stuck healthily to<br />
their posts while all around were taking to their<br />
beds have discovered there are two kinds of Asian<br />
flu.<br />
One is known as Munchew flu and the other is<br />
Chew-wen flu. They have also discovered it is rare<br />
for anyone to go down with the Thur-Fri variety.<br />
To put it in laymen’s terms, there are those who<br />
are off work Mon-Tue and those who are absent<br />
Tue-Wed.<br />
The cynics say the Thursday-Friday strain is<br />
less popular because Thursday is pay day and<br />
attendance on Friday is essential to qualify for<br />
week-end overtime.<br />
It’s a nasty observation, but it makes you think.<br />
And when no-one will talk to you there’s not much<br />
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Puzzles<br />
Crossword<br />
Across<br />
1 Biblical grandson of Abraham (5)<br />
4 Jolly outing or excursion (5)<br />
7 Directly above (8)<br />
8 Conservative (informal) (4)<br />
9 Definitive (8)<br />
11 Desert in Asia (4)<br />
12 Silky wool (6)<br />
14 Individual, organism (6)<br />
16 Squabble, altercation (4)<br />
18 Lesson, coaching session (8)<br />
20 Indian garment (4)<br />
21 Southern English county (8)<br />
23 Last letter of Greek alphabet (5)<br />
24 Pleasant, refreshing weather (5)<br />
Down<br />
1 Spear (sporting) (7)<br />
2 Royal breed of dog (5)<br />
3 Farewell (informal) (3)<br />
4 Decision, opinion (9)<br />
5 Tense, anxious (7)<br />
6 Spasm, pound (5)<br />
10 Girl’s name (Russian) (9)<br />
13 Sketch, rough plan (7)<br />
15 Catastrophe (7)<br />
17 Ancient Greek philosopher (5)<br />
19 Bucolic, pastoral (5)<br />
22 Angry group (3)<br />
Quick Quiz<br />
1. Who voiced Princess Fiona in Shrek?<br />
2. Which football team plays at Vicarage<br />
Road Stadium?<br />
3. Which nationality was the composer<br />
Frederick Chopin?<br />
4. In which country would you find Fair Park<br />
F1 Circuit?<br />
5. Who said, “My mother-in-law has come<br />
round to our house at Christmas seven<br />
years running. This year we’re having a<br />
change. We’re going to let her in”?<br />
6. What items would a Philatelist collect?<br />
7. What is J.K. Rowling’s first name?<br />
Sudoku<br />
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Word Search<br />
Can you find these foreign foods<br />
hidden in the grid?<br />
Puzzles<br />
Bagel<br />
Bhaji<br />
Biryani<br />
Borsch<br />
Chapati<br />
Chow Mein<br />
Ciabatta<br />
Curry<br />
Dim Sum<br />
Feta<br />
Fondue<br />
Gnocchi<br />
Goulash<br />
Kebab<br />
Moussaka<br />
Muesli<br />
Paella<br />
Pasta<br />
Pilau<br />
Pizza<br />
Polenta<br />
Ragout<br />
Risotto<br />
Rosti<br />
Samosa<br />
Strudel<br />
Sukiyaki<br />
Sushi<br />
Taco<br />
Wurst<br />
Zabaglione<br />
Who’s Who<br />
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Can you name what<br />
jobs that these famous<br />
cartoon characters do?<br />
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Features<br />
A Brief History of<br />
British Cinema<br />
On a recent trip to Kent, I visited a quaint little cinema<br />
in Westgate-on-Sea. Tucked between shops on the<br />
high street, you pass through its arched entrance into<br />
a dark foyer with an old fashioned counter where you<br />
buy tickets at yesterday’s prices. The Carlton brought<br />
back fond memories of my visits to the cinema as a<br />
child.<br />
Typically in the 1960s, several cinemas were located<br />
in town centres, each showing a different film. Multi<br />
screen cinemas had yet to be invented and 2 for 1 deals<br />
or cinema cards offering unlimited visits were a thing<br />
of the future!<br />
Visiting the cinema was a real treat, and I remember<br />
queuing to see favourites like Mary Poppins and The<br />
Sound of Music. Often, more than one film would be<br />
shown with an interval in between, when an usherette<br />
would wander down the aisle with a tray full of goodies<br />
and stand at the front while we queued to purchase ice<br />
cream or popcorn.<br />
There were no fixed start and end times for<br />
programmes. You turned up and left when you liked as<br />
the films were screened continuously throughout the<br />
day. At the close I remember standing quietly while the<br />
national anthem was played!<br />
The first British picture house was the Regent Street<br />
Cinema in Oxford Circus. It first screened footage in<br />
1896, when 54 people paid a shilling to watch several<br />
silent, grainy, 40-second scenes of ordinary life. The<br />
audience was astounded at footage of a train entering<br />
a station, believing it to be heading towards them!<br />
Early silent movies films were accompanied by live<br />
orchestras, but from the mid 1910s organists provided<br />
the musical score. Cinemas were ornate with balconies<br />
and staggered rows for easier viewing. Over time this<br />
evolved into the tiered, stadium style seating we have<br />
today. Thick, heavy curtains covered the screen, which<br />
were drawn back when the film was due to start.<br />
In 1927 The Jazz Singer was released. The first feature<br />
length film to include sound, it heralded the Golden<br />
Age of Hollywood with all-talking, all-singing movies.<br />
Going to the cinema became hugely popular, with<br />
newsreels, short comedy films, documentaries or<br />
cartoons being screened before the main feature film.<br />
Many classic cartoons like Loony Tunes and Mickey<br />
Mouse were created for this purpose.<br />
Cinema faced a decline during the 1980s when films<br />
became readily available on video. With this trend<br />
continuing, new innovations have been introduced<br />
to make visiting the cinema more attractive. Stereo<br />
sound, 3D films, luxury seating and live broadcasts of<br />
theatre productions are amongst them. Visiting the<br />
cinema today is very different from my experience as a<br />
child, and I can’t help wondering what it will be like in<br />
fifty years from now!<br />
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