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1.<br />
Freelance hipsters<br />
Screenwriter, graphic designer,<br />
journalist, blogger... the rst<br />
thing they all do when entering a<br />
bar is ask for the WiFi password.<br />
These customers are bad for<br />
business, because they stay for<br />
hours and only order the<br />
occasional Red Bull or coffee<br />
to keep them going.<br />
2.<br />
Compulsive gamblers<br />
Another disaster for bars, they<br />
spend ages on the slot<br />
machines and order next to<br />
nothing as they’re so focused<br />
on those spinning apples and<br />
pears. Having said that, the<br />
gamblers are more welcome<br />
than the freelancers because at<br />
least they’re pouring money into<br />
the machines.<br />
3.<br />
Fusspots<br />
A decaf white coffee, not too<br />
heavy on the coffee, with warm<br />
milk and brown sugar. Oh wait,<br />
it’s too hot. Hang on, the milk<br />
tastes off. Are you sure it’s<br />
decaf? Yes, sometimes it’s easy<br />
to understand why bars reserve<br />
the right to refuse admission.<br />
It’s for clients like these.<br />
4.<br />
The unquenchables<br />
One round, just one more,<br />
denitely the last one... that’s<br />
how time ies as the empty<br />
glasses build up, tongues get<br />
looser and bladders fuller, and<br />
everyone is best friends, and<br />
the next day you swear you’ll be<br />
healthy from now on and won’t<br />
go drinking for at least a month,<br />
and then suddenly a WhatsApp<br />
appears – ‘Fancy a quick one?’<br />
5.<br />
Readers<br />
They come in, do a quick recce,<br />
spot their favourite newspaper<br />
and make a beeline for it. And if<br />
someone’s already reading it?<br />
They mutter and grumble,<br />
Barcelona<br />
Top Ten<br />
Who’s who at<br />
the bar<br />
besiege the hapless person with<br />
the paper, pestering them until<br />
they give it up. Readers would<br />
never dream of buying a paper,<br />
which makes them the worst of<br />
all – ruining not only the bar’s<br />
business, but also the<br />
newspaper vendor’s.<br />
6.<br />
Regulars<br />
These customers have decided<br />
to deal with the loneliness of<br />
city life by turning their local bar<br />
into a kind of parish church.They<br />
usually know everything, and<br />
4<br />
6<br />
5<br />
IVÁN MORENO<br />
MARIA DIAS<br />
what they don’t know, they make<br />
up. Armed with dominoes and<br />
brandy-laden coffee, they’re<br />
worse gossips than concierges,<br />
but as they’re usually men, they<br />
don’t have such a bad rap as the<br />
(often female) concierges.<br />
7.<br />
Tourists<br />
They’re usually quieter than the<br />
locals, and they often eat more,<br />
especially if we’re talking about<br />
tapas. They have an unfortunate<br />
tendency to order sangria and<br />
their friendliness grows in<br />
proportion to the amount of<br />
alcohol consumed – until it<br />
explodes out of them.<br />
8.<br />
Salespeople<br />
In suit and tie, and carrying<br />
cases full of samples, they<br />
spend handsomely using the<br />
company credit card and are<br />
usually on their Blackberrys<br />
doing business while waiting for<br />
a client. They’d chuck it all in to<br />
be at the bar with their mates<br />
and not for work.<br />
9.<br />
Non-working parents<br />
These are the parents who,<br />
once they’ve dropped the<br />
children at school, go together<br />
for breakfast at the nearest bar.<br />
They’re a danger for private and<br />
public institutions because of<br />
their poisonous conversation<br />
about the poor teachers who<br />
they reckon are doing everything<br />
wrong for their little angels.<br />
10.<br />
The self-important<br />
They elbow their way through to<br />
get a place at the bar, not giving<br />
a thought to shouting ‘nena’,<br />
‘jove’,‘jefe’ (‘girl’,‘young man’,<br />
‘boss’) or whatever it takes to<br />
get the attention of whoever’s<br />
serving. They assume they<br />
deserve to have their order<br />
taken rst, and they never tip<br />
because they don’t have time.<br />
By Ada Castells<br />
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