A Boy Name Chris
A co-worker moved on. We didn't.
A co-worker moved on. We didn't.
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BOY<br />
AMED<br />
HRIS.<br />
He lived.<br />
From March Nineteenth, Twenty-Twelve<br />
to September Second, Twenty-Fifteen,<br />
to be exact.
In loving memory of <strong>Chris</strong>topher Hill<br />
(3/19/2012 - 9/2/2015)
DESCRIBE<br />
CHRIS IN<br />
ONE WORD:<br />
1<br />
Pair the word with who said it. »
WORD BANK<br />
Pungent<br />
Enthusiasm<br />
Unrestrained<br />
Rocker<br />
Closet Democrat<br />
Outrageous<br />
Orange<br />
Romantic<br />
Rambunctious<br />
Disheveled<br />
Resourceful<br />
Responsible<br />
Rhapsodic<br />
Hopeful<br />
Presidential<br />
Down for Anything<br />
Cherubic<br />
Confident<br />
Kibitzer<br />
Rambunctious<br />
Fleshy<br />
Genuine<br />
Ponies<br />
Perspiration<br />
Special<br />
NICK SMHASMA:<br />
ROMAN PALUTA:<br />
NEIL JAMES:<br />
ERIC HUSBAND:<br />
HANS HANSEN:<br />
COREY JOHNSON:<br />
ANDREW PAUTZ:<br />
DON CHAMBERLAIN:<br />
CONOR LINNIHAN:<br />
STEPHANIE VAVRICHEK:<br />
ALEX COONTZ:<br />
REBECCA UNDERWOOD:<br />
DAN WENZ:<br />
MAUREEN CLARK:<br />
TAMMY AUEL:<br />
MATTHEW ULSTAD:<br />
JARROD GUSTIN:<br />
ROBERT WUCHER:<br />
ERIC SORENSEN:<br />
CHELSEA KLEVESAHL:<br />
SHAWN HANSEN:<br />
KURT STAFKI:<br />
JOHN COLASANTI:<br />
JANELLE ERICKSON:<br />
ANDRE SHOALS:
FAVORITE<br />
MEMORY<br />
OF CHRIS:<br />
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“My favorite <strong>Chris</strong> memory is him<br />
dancing shirtless along with the weird<br />
guy who danced really intensely on<br />
the street corner in front of Butcher &<br />
The Boar that one time. I also believed<br />
Maureen on my first day when she<br />
told me he was homeless for about 5<br />
minutes and then I realized that he did,<br />
in fact, have a home and that was just<br />
Maureen’s sense of humor.”<br />
REBECCA UNDERWOOD
“In the early stages of Solve, sitting<br />
with him on a Friday night updating<br />
InDesign files on Medifast banners.”<br />
ANDREW PAUTZ
“<strong>Chris</strong>, Corey and I closing down old-<br />
Solve together on a snowy afternoon<br />
then spontaneously deciding to sit at<br />
Runyon’s for whiskey and beer.<br />
We jaw’ed for hours.”<br />
SHAWN HANSEN
“When <strong>Chris</strong> found my favorite<br />
Donovan album on vinyl. Also when<br />
we went to that nice lady show.”<br />
DON CHAMBERLAIN
“Scrotum.”<br />
ROBERT WUCHER
“Dressing up as Bentley boys for the<br />
Channel z Halloween party.”<br />
CONOR LINNIHAN
“I can sum up my memory with two<br />
words and a link: “The Dance” -<br />
https://instagram.com/p/3hiMVLIPjw/”<br />
NEIL JAMES
“My fondest memory of <strong>Chris</strong> is when<br />
I first started working at Solve, only<br />
Maureen, <strong>Chris</strong>, & I were at the office<br />
one day. We closed up shop early and<br />
heading over to Carmichael Lynch for<br />
a roof top concert they were having.<br />
I got to hang out with <strong>Chris</strong> and he<br />
introduced me to some industry peeps.<br />
It was great having him in my corner,<br />
at an event where I was so out of place.<br />
You will be missed Chilly. Wishing you<br />
all the best as you continue to climb<br />
that ladder.”<br />
ANDRE SHOALS
“I’ll let everyone else tell the funny<br />
Chilly stories (certainly no shortage of<br />
humorous, embarrassing moments).<br />
Gotta say my favorite was how <strong>Chris</strong><br />
performed during the Founders pitch.<br />
He stepped up, grabbed the reins and<br />
showed what a collaborative and<br />
prolific creative force he can be. <strong>Chris</strong><br />
has come a long way since he first rode<br />
the elevator up to the old dank, dark<br />
Solve space three years ago. It’s been<br />
a pleasure being his teammate and<br />
watching him in action. Kick some ass<br />
in your next chapter, Chilly. Looking<br />
forward to catching up with you at our<br />
next rock show.<br />
JOHN COLASANTI
“My favorite <strong>Chris</strong> memory is from<br />
when we built the Bentley pitch. Chill,<br />
Matthew and I were the only creatives<br />
in the office that week and on the last<br />
night before the final ICR with the guys<br />
we were at the office till well after<br />
midnight. And even though we had a<br />
ton of work to do still, we broke out the<br />
bourbon, cranked up the tunes, danced<br />
around and worked our butts off. It was<br />
a good reminder that working hard,<br />
doesn’t always have to be hard :)”<br />
CHELSEA KLEVESAHL
“My favorite memory of <strong>Chris</strong> is one<br />
we talked of often, regaling Solve<br />
newcomers with our tale. It’s not a<br />
single memory, but a series of events<br />
that took place over the course of 30 or<br />
so hours.<br />
It all began with Pautz proudly telling<br />
us about the $60 hotel room “really<br />
close to the airport.” I think you know<br />
the rest.<br />
I’ll never think of <strong>Chris</strong> without<br />
remembering this trip we took mere<br />
days into our time at Solve together.<br />
It’s what cemented our friendship, and<br />
despite fearing for my life that night in<br />
the Manchester Econolodge, I wouldn’t<br />
change a thing about it.”<br />
MAUREEN CLARK
“<strong>Chris</strong> dropped his pants immediately<br />
upon meeting me.”<br />
KURT STAFKI
“Many moments that I will never forget.<br />
My favorite was coming back from LA<br />
and him and I hugging each other in<br />
the Elevator this Monday.<br />
He had just told me that he would<br />
leave Solve and I was very sad, but<br />
more than anything, I was just happy<br />
for him.”<br />
HANS HANSEN
“My favorite Chilly memory is the<br />
resourcefulness he demonstrated in<br />
creating the OV Trick or Treat video.<br />
It is among my favorite things he/this<br />
agency has done. Scrappy, inventive,<br />
rewarding to watch.<br />
While others may demand more<br />
time, or wax on about how busy they<br />
are, Chilly jumps through a hoop and<br />
delivers. It’s one of the many things I<br />
will miss about him.”<br />
ROMAN PALUTA
“It’s a belief of mine that laughter is<br />
pretty much needed. I appreciate that<br />
<strong>Chris</strong> brings that along with some<br />
other things. Seeing his boxer shorts<br />
whenever he bends over, always a treat.<br />
Smelling his scent when he enters the<br />
office really sets the tone for the day. A<br />
rare find within a company. And from<br />
my 4 minutes he seems like he’s a good<br />
human not just a funny dude.”<br />
NICK SMASAL
“Obviously it was the bowling<br />
concepting/dance session, where<br />
among other fabulous ideas, <strong>Chris</strong><br />
came up with a public urinationthemed<br />
video that was presented to,<br />
and loved by, the client.”<br />
JANELLE ERICKSON
“When <strong>Chris</strong> befriended <strong>Chris</strong> Dane<br />
Owens on Facebook - and not only<br />
got accepted, but they exchanged<br />
messages and eventually CDO sent him<br />
autographs in the mail.”<br />
ERIC SORENSEN
“My memory is of him throwing up<br />
in an alley because of weekend EFMN<br />
work the first year. Then he finally<br />
wrote a line that Eric would approve<br />
that got immediately client-killed.”<br />
MATTHEW ULSTAD
“Any time he would rest his arms on the<br />
wall of my cubicle. I knew something<br />
worthwhile was about to be said.”<br />
DAN WENZ
“My favorite memory of <strong>Chris</strong> is from<br />
my first week, or maybe it was my first<br />
day. He and Matthew sat me down at<br />
the table and grilled me with the most<br />
random questions to get to know me,<br />
like who was my favorite President of<br />
all time. He was so fun and welcoming,<br />
I’m going to miss having him in my<br />
cube corner when I return. ”<br />
STEPHANIE VAVRICHEK
“Unfortunately, I am unable to share<br />
my favorite memory of <strong>Chris</strong> as it<br />
transpired during a lunch and learn<br />
event, all of which are shrouded in<br />
mystery and intrigue.”<br />
COREY JOHNSON
“And the fabulously awkward conversation<br />
we had recently about the color Orange.<br />
Orange really covers it all.”<br />
TAMMY AUEL
“Hanging at the coffee maker.”<br />
ERIC HUSBAND
“The time <strong>Chris</strong> gave me a snake bite<br />
and it hurt so bad.”<br />
ALEX COONTZ
CREDITS/KEY<br />
ALEX COONTZ<br />
Pungent<br />
ERIC SORENSEN<br />
Enthusiasm<br />
ANDRE SHOALS<br />
Unrestrained<br />
ERIC HUSBAND:<br />
Rocker<br />
JANELLE ERICKSON<br />
Closet Democrat<br />
NEIL JAMES<br />
Outrageous<br />
TAMMY AUEL:<br />
Orange<br />
NICK SMASAL<br />
Romantic<br />
CONOR LINNIHAN<br />
Rambunctious<br />
COREY JOHNSON:<br />
Disheveled<br />
ROMAN PALUTA<br />
Resourceful<br />
DON CHAMBERLAIN<br />
Responsible<br />
ANDREW PAUTZ:<br />
Rhapsodic<br />
HANS HANSEN<br />
Hopeful<br />
REBECCA UNDERWOOD<br />
Presidential<br />
STEPHANIE VAVRICHEK:<br />
Down for Anything<br />
KURT STAFKI<br />
Cherubic<br />
ROBERT WUCHER<br />
Fleshy<br />
SHAWN HANSEN:<br />
Kibitzer<br />
MAUREEN CLARK<br />
Rambunctious<br />
JARROD GUSTIN<br />
Confident<br />
DAN WENZ:<br />
Genuine<br />
CHELSEA KLEVESAHL<br />
Ponies<br />
MATTHEW ULSTAD<br />
Perspiration<br />
JOHN COLASANTI<br />
Special<br />
*Color palette courtesy of My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic.
<strong>Chris</strong> is survived by Lacek.<br />
Shine on.<br />
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