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paperwork were the words: Paid in full. When I mentioned there was nothing<br />
on the headstone, one of the men shrugged. “Guess there wasn’t anything worth<br />
putting on there,” he said, slapping his backside. Both men had a good laugh as<br />
they departed with their cart. Despicable men of no worth, I was sure.<br />
Two days before Christmas, I received a phone call from the Daily News. A Mrs.<br />
Williams introduced herself as the editor of the newspaper. She said she’d received<br />
a request to publish my obituary in her paper, adding the donor insisted it take up<br />
one full page of the paper. The donor had submitted the obituary with a rather large<br />
sum of cash, both being delivered by a cab driver. “What?” I yelled. “I’m very much<br />
alive. How can you have an obituary for me? What does it say?”<br />
“I’m not in the habit of having people scream at me, Mr. Feeney,” she said. “I’m<br />
sorry sir, but the person who purchased the space insisted I not release it until it has<br />
been published. It is just as well you don’t know,” she said, just as the connection<br />
was lost.<br />
Why were the gifts continuing? I thought I had been clear about my demands<br />
they stop at once. Further action on my part would be required. It occurred to<br />
me that many of the gifts were expensive. Where were the employees getting the<br />
money? That thought bothered me greatly.<br />
As I left the shop on Christmas Eve, I reminded the employees of the change<br />
in quitting time. The snow had started to fall, the wind brisk and chilling. The<br />
sidewalks were becoming snow covered, and darkness had fallen. Christmas music<br />
blared from the stores. People rushed about, no doubt wasting their money on<br />
gifts. Let them. They are fools.<br />
The tapping on my door was light but persistent. I never have visitors to my<br />
home, and peddlers have been threatened to stay away. Upon opening the door,<br />
I looked left, then right, pulling my robe close to soften the chill. There was only<br />
the darkness, a dim glow from the street lamp, the swirling of the snow. I turned to<br />
close the door, satisfied the tapping must have been caused by the wind. It was at<br />
that moment I notice the note pinned to the door.<br />
“From your window see your gift arriving.” The note was written on my<br />
company stationary. I crumbled the note up and threw it across the room. From<br />
the street came the sound of a car horn, just one short blast. I walked to the window<br />
and looked out. The snow was increasing, making it difficult to see the street lamp<br />
a short distance away. Then, I saw it, the amber parking lights glowing like two evil<br />
eyes. It was long and sleek, its black paint polished to a high luster. The exhaust<br />
drifted upward into the frigid blackness. Was I seeing things? A hearse?<br />
I shot out my door and raced toward the curb. I would force the driver to reveal<br />
who was behind the gifts. My robe was no match for the cold and windblown<br />
snow. My hands were beginning to feel the sting from the icy night as I reached<br />
the driver’s side and yanked open the door. I expected to find one of my employees<br />
behind the wheel. There was no one to be found. The fragrance of flowers drifted<br />
from the warm interior. I stood for a moment, looking about. Who had been<br />
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