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Cathleen Calbert<br />
Man Loves Woman Loves Dog<br />
Eve tipped back a glass to let an ice cube slip between her lips. Then she got down<br />
on her knees before me and slid the square of ice to one side of her mouth in order to<br />
mumble, “Check this out.” The ice emerged between her lips, which I’d not yet kissed.<br />
Petey, also known as “the Peanut,” leaped up, pressed his flat face to hers, his flat black<br />
lips to hers, and took the ice from her mouth. After a triumphant glance at me, the Shih<br />
Tzu ran off, crunching his prize, and Eve smiled as if it were my turn to say something.<br />
“Cute,” I tried, shaking my head as if I couldn’t get over the cuteness.<br />
“He loves ice,” she told me.<br />
“Well, sure,” I said.<br />
We’d met a few hours earlier at a party thrown by mutual friends. Lee and Marty<br />
had invited more people than could fit into their pink-walled house; that and a cauldron<br />
of sangria on their patio helped to turn the gathering into one of those sweaty gettogethers<br />
that ends with arguments or sex. Eve and I hadn’t argued yet, so I was hoping<br />
for the sex.<br />
Now her face rose to meet mine. She wanted to . . . press those dog-flavored lips<br />
against my own. There are decisions one has to make in life. Are you going to be the kind<br />
of man who tells a woman she should brush her teeth before you’ll kiss her or the kind<br />
who gets laid? I held my breath and went where the Peanut had gone before me.<br />
And so I was not only laid but soon in love. Here’s what I loved about Eve: her<br />
lips, her laugh, her wit, her ass, her easiness, her earlobes, her smell, her skin, her sense,<br />
her friends, her kindness, her clitoris, and her love of me. Here’s what I didn’t love: the<br />
Peanut.<br />
There are other major dividing lines: between the dead and the living, the rich and<br />
the poor, people who are crazy about their pets and those who are in their right mind.<br />
My new love, sadly, stood on the wrong side of that last line. Personally, I’d never thought<br />
we were meant to share our domestic space with other species. Why live with animals<br />
when we could just keep them in the barn until we eat them?<br />
14 <strong>Fiction</strong> <strong>Fix</strong>