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Kaiser | Dessert & Sudden Death<br />
surgeon -- some colon!" Then Bob hopped out of the van with the energy of<br />
a school kid dashing into a candy store.<br />
What surprised me most about the dinner party was that all the big<br />
city doctors and nurses trekked with their spouses to Hoboken on a hot July<br />
Saturday night. What exactly did that say about Bob?<br />
He had a special meal planned for our twenty-four guests: beef in a<br />
black sauce, lobster in a white sauce. He arranged the sauces on black plates<br />
to look like the Ying Yang symbol. But before the big sit-down feast at our<br />
pink table, a huge spread of appetizers was laid out in the garden; bruschetta,<br />
blue-cheese balls, a terrine of pâté, extra sharp provolone on Hoboken's<br />
finest coal-fired brick-oven bread, homemade dumplings, shrimp cocktail<br />
and, sitting in the center of that spread, a platter of stuffed derma.<br />
Dr. Paty filled his plate with appetizers, then walked back inside to<br />
talk to Bob, who was standing in front of the butcher block in the kitchen.<br />
When the doctor forked some stuffed derma in his mouth Bob let him chew<br />
a few times before saying, "Do you know what that is?"<br />
"No," Dr. Paty replied, "but I like it!"<br />
"It's stuffed derma," Bob answered. "Calves colon."<br />
Dr. Paty's face scrunched. His chewing slowed down and he said,<br />
"Oh, really?"<br />
Then Bob cackled the loudest I’d ever heard and said, "Gotcha!"<br />
Six months after the End of Cancer party, the cancer returned; it<br />
had metastasized to Bob's liver. Bob put together a black three-ringed binder<br />
of his medical records and research. There were seven tabbed sections. He<br />
titled it:<br />
The Iron Man of Colon Cancer<br />
Research for Treatment<br />
Liver/Smiver<br />
This Cancer Must Die<br />
He Fedex'd the book to his four primary doctors, expecting them to<br />
read it and figure out how to save him. A week later Bob and I were sitting<br />
across from Dr. Paty in his office. The three-ringed binder was on a shelf<br />
next to the doctor’s desk. Next to it was the unopened magnum of champagne<br />
we had arranged to have shipped from Napa Valley for Christmas. Dr.<br />
Paty said, "We have to drink this together."<br />
For the next hour I watched these two highly intelligent men talk<br />
about how to attack Bob's cancer. They both were pointing and analyz-<br />
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