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he best part about Thomas Mallon’s 2009<br />
takedown of Ayn Rand—a delicate evisceration,<br />
massaged over 4,226 words in a November<br />
edition of The New Yorker and executed<br />
with the precision of a GPS-enabled scalpel—<br />
is how much he earned it. The dear man forfeited<br />
a summer <strong>to</strong> endure all 9 billion pages<br />
(approximately) of The Fountainhead and<br />
Atlas Shrugged, and other Randian writings,<br />
as well, in the holy name of preparation.<br />
Dr. Mallon is nothing if not a thorough<br />
man, tidy and prone <strong>to</strong> cardigans, cleanliness<br />
and teal-striped socks. A registered<br />
(but wholly disenchanted) Republican, the<br />
64-year-old gets his hair cut for $26 at the<br />
Watergate barbershop, because, well, if it’s<br />
good enough for Bob Dole, he says, it’s good<br />
enough for him. It’s also a short walk—he<br />
might ride his Marin bicycle if it was much<br />
farther—from his sixth-floor Phillips Hall<br />
office in Foggy Bot<strong>to</strong>m, where he’s been an<br />
English professor and Rate My Professor darling<br />
since 2007.<br />
Students vouch, with an average of 4.8<br />
stars out of 5, for his charm, his wit, his<br />
helpfulness, his clarity. They testify, as even<br />
Ms. Rand might, if she were still alive, <strong>to</strong> his<br />
dedication <strong>to</strong> knowing as much stuff as possible,<br />
and then, if there’s time, a little more.<br />
An essayist, a critic and a well-lauded novelist,<br />
Dr. Mallon—who got his PhD in English<br />
and American literature from Harvard<br />
University in 1978—researches hard and at<br />
length, which is how he came <strong>to</strong> write about<br />
Ms. Rand, her philosophy of Objectivism and<br />
what she watched on TV.<br />
Before that New Yorker piece,<br />
Dr. Mallon hadn’t had more than a casual<br />
brush with Ayn Rand. He might have been<br />
among that group that, as he wrote seven<br />
years ago, made “their first and last trip <strong>to</strong><br />
Galt’s Gulch … sometime between leaving<br />
Middle-earth and packing for college.” And he<br />
went back only because The New Yorker paid<br />
him <strong>to</strong> write about two Rand biographies: Ayn<br />
Rand and the World She Made, by Anne C.<br />
Heller, and Goddess of the Market: Ayn Rand<br />
and the American Right, by Jennifer Burns.<br />
Dr. Mallon, though, went in<strong>to</strong> the dark<br />
beyond the biographies, also trudging—<br />
uphill (both ways), barefoot, in the snow—<br />
through Ms. Rand’s novels, We the Living,<br />
The Fountainhead and Atlas Shrugged, and<br />
Ms. Rand’s nonfiction, The Romantic Manifes<strong>to</strong>:<br />
A Philosophy of Literature and The Art<br />
of Fiction: A Guide for Writers and Readers.<br />
Dr. Mallon whittled from a block of Randian<br />
ironwood an essay that went deep on her<br />
Russian roots and a screenwriting dalliance<br />
in Hollywood. Dr. Mallon dug in<strong>to</strong> Ms. Rand’s<br />
personal life, her political influence and her<br />
cult of votaries. He even mined Ms. Rand’s<br />
Charlie’s Angels fandom for a mordant crack<br />
about Objectivism.<br />
<strong>In</strong> <strong>to</strong>tal, Dr. Mallon persevered through<br />
more than 3,500 pages of Ayn Rand and Ayn<br />
Rand scholarship <strong>to</strong> craft a review-essay on<br />
two biographies, <strong>to</strong> establish gravitas and<br />
earn these delicious cuts: Ms. Rand’s “intellectual<br />
genre fiction puts her in the crackpot<br />
pantheon of L. Frank Baum and L. Ron<br />
Hubbard,” “the novel’s dialogue is never even<br />
accidentally plausible” and “the books would<br />
have been no more concise and no less clumsy<br />
had she written them in Russian.”<br />
Ariel Gonzalez—an English professor at<br />
Miami Dade College and NPR host who has<br />
reviewed books for The Washing<strong>to</strong>n Post and<br />
The Miami Herald—described Dr. Mallon as<br />
one of the “best book critics” in the country<br />
because, while Dr. Mallon may not celebrate<br />
an author’s catalog, he will most certainly<br />
read it, even if it’s “so bad,” Dr. Mallon says, it<br />
“just makes my head explode.”<br />
“He writes comprehensive essay-reviews<br />
on someone,” Mr. Gonzalez says. “That’s<br />
something a lot of critics won’t do. He takes<br />
the author seriously. So even if he’s criticizing<br />
you—even if he’s attacking you—you should<br />
at least be happy with the fact that he’s paid so<br />
much attention <strong>to</strong> your work.”<br />
That is what he did for 4,226 words on two<br />
Ayn Rand biographies. Now, consider what he<br />
might do for his own books.<br />
THOMAS MALLON PULLED,<br />
from the fluorescent hammerspace of his<br />
corner office, the first four pages of Landfall,<br />
his novel about President George W. Bush.<br />
Dr. Mallon’s 10th novel, it’s scheduled for a<br />
2018 release and with a chunk of it set during<br />
Hurricane Katrina. Landfall is the final book<br />
of the “trilogy” he never meant <strong>to</strong> write, but<br />
Pantheon Books, his publisher since 1997, and<br />
his agent suggested he postpone a novel centering<br />
on Fort Sumter during the Civil War—<br />
tentatively titled The Late Unpleasantness—<br />
<strong>to</strong> first novelize Bush the Younger.<br />
The “trilogy”—Dr. Mallon didn’t name it<br />
that but he likes <strong>to</strong> use the term ironically—<br />
covers the major Republican presidents from<br />
the last third of the 20th century and the forward<br />
tip of the 21st. The series started with<br />
Richard Nixon and the PEN/Faulkner-nominated<br />
Watergate in 2012, then Ronald Reagan<br />
and the well-received Finale: A Novel of<br />
the Reagan Years in 2015, and now, W. and<br />
Landfall.<br />
“You are the first person <strong>to</strong> read that,<br />
besides me,” says Dr. Mallon, handing over<br />
the pages. “It was only written in the last<br />
couple of days.”<br />
It’s January and the air is gloomy. The<br />
pages are handwritten front and back in blue<br />
roller-ball ink, ripped primly from legal pads<br />
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