MotorScribes Magazine - April 2016
MotorScribes Magazine - April 2016
MotorScribes Magazine - April 2016
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Did youthinktheylurkonlyinthe<br />
dark? Think again.They’re always<br />
around. Waiting in the shadows.<br />
Readytopossessyouwhenyouleast<br />
expectthem to.Regularpeoplewil<br />
neverseethem.ButCarGuysknow<br />
exactly what we’re talking about.<br />
We’vealencounteredthem,evenif<br />
youhaven’trealisedityet…<br />
1.Let‘erR.I.P.<br />
Theylovedthedinner.Theycouldn’tstop<br />
talkingaboutit.Astheyreminiscedthespices<br />
thatstillingeredontheirtongues,thefour<br />
friendsgotinthecar…<br />
…Andthensomeoneletherrip .<br />
Yep,dinnersmeledgood!<br />
4.Spared?Maybenot.<br />
Hewasinthemiddleofnowhereashepuledto<br />
theshouldertoreplaceshisflatrearlefttyre.<br />
Heopenedthebootandpuledoutthespare<br />
wheelonlytorealise<br />
Thesparewasflattoo.<br />
Neversuccumbtotyrepressure.<br />
2.She’srightbesideyou.<br />
Asheturnedthekeyintheignition,hismom<br />
leanedoverandsaid“Thankyouforpickingme<br />
up,son.”Thenthemusicplayed.<br />
“…AndmyNi**asandmybit**eswaveyour<br />
mo**erf**kin’handsintheair.”<br />
RatedPG.Whenthatsongcomesonand<br />
smacksyourightinyourhead,sortof.<br />
5.Atyourservice.<br />
ItwasonordinarydayThesteamingcupof<br />
cofeekepthim awakeastheattendantcamein<br />
tohandoverthekeystohisfreshlyserviced<br />
car.Hetookthekeysalongwiththefolded<br />
sheetofpaper.<br />
Itwasthebil…<br />
DeathbyNumbers.<br />
3.Nails.Long,sharpnails.<br />
Hecouldseeherinthecarahead.Thetopofthe<br />
steeringmadefortheperfectperch.Herhands<br />
weresteady,herbrushstrokesprecise.The<br />
brightrednailcolourflowedsmoothlyover<br />
herperfectnails.Shewasalmostdone,just<br />
twomoretogo.<br />
Andthenthelightturnedgreen.<br />
Patienceisavirtue,<br />
ifIwasinthatcarIwouldhurtyou!<br />
6.Putalidonit!<br />
Itwastimetotankupashespottedthe<br />
gasstation.Hepuledinandwaitedinthequeue<br />
tilfinaly,heparkedwiththedispensertohis<br />
left.Thenhesteppedoutandlookedback;this<br />
wasn’tgood.<br />
Hisfuellidwasontheright.<br />
Whenthepipefalsshortofthefunnel.