Ave Maria Living Magazine | Issue #3 | Nov. 2016
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it was Holy Week, so we were going to Mass all the<br />
time. And then we got into a fight. I said something<br />
aggravating to him, and Mike said: ?You?re going to<br />
eat those words.?For some reason, I thought he<br />
meant he was going to give me a swirly.?<br />
At this point in the story, Mike and Lauren break out<br />
laughing. ?How did you get that idea?? Mike<br />
wonders. Lauren says, ?I don?t know. I thought you<br />
meant it literally? that I was going to have to eat my<br />
words.?<br />
Mike takes over telling the story. ?No, what I meant<br />
is that I was planning to propose.? Mike had ordered<br />
the engagement ring and it was late arriving. ?The<br />
reason why the ring got here late was because<br />
Lauren had told me she had really fat fingers.? The<br />
idea that Lauren has fat fingers borders on the<br />
preposterous, but Mike took her comment seriously.<br />
He contacted the ring dealer and requested it be<br />
sized up for ?fat fingers.? The extra time to get the<br />
ring sized caused it to come late in the mail. He was<br />
anxiously waiting for the ring to arrive when<br />
Lauren showed up at his house? a day before<br />
expected. ?I was trying to surprise him,? Lauren<br />
breaks in. ?There?s photographic proof of this,? Mike<br />
goes on, ?that when she surprised me, she literally<br />
jumped out of a trunk. And you can see it on my<br />
face: ?Oh son of a gun. I?m not ready for you. I don?t<br />
15<br />
have my surprise ready yet.?<br />
When the ring finally arrived, of course all of Mike?s<br />
family wanted to get a look at it. That?s what got<br />
Mike and Lauren started on their fight. ?I had Nosy<br />
Nelly over here,? Mike gestures to Lauren sitting<br />
across their dining room table, ?nagging me about it.<br />
And that?s when I said she was going to eat her<br />
words. I was thinking, ?You?re going to be so<br />
surprised, you dummy!? They?re both laughing again.<br />
A few days later, after Easter, they took a drive up to<br />
Niagara Falls, where Mike gave Lauren a swirly? just<br />
kidding! He proposed. The ring was sized up so<br />
large, Mike explains, that Lauren had to put a whole<br />
pack of Band-Aids on her finger to keep it from<br />
flying off into the Falls.<br />
By summer, Mike was still looking for work and they<br />
were holding off on setting a wedding date until he<br />
found a full-time job. Since nothing was working out<br />
in Rochester, he moved down to Florida to at least<br />
be near Lauren. He started working an overnight<br />
security shift for Moraya Bay (a high rise condo<br />
near Wigins Pass Beach), and volunteering for<br />
Habitat for Humanity in Immokalee. Lauren was<br />
teaching fifth grade at Eden Park Elementary School.<br />
That December, they decided to go ahead and get<br />
married. ?I had a full-time job,? Lauren says, ?so we