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few days later, Mary<br />

Annette had a son. After<br />

that, we all looked at Nonna. Then<br />

we asked. We all looked at Nonna<br />

and said, OK, how about a dress<br />

now? Nonna<br />

abided. She sewed a miniature pink<br />

satin dress and gave it to Mary Anne,<br />

who was pregnant with her second<br />

baby. And the rest was like clockwork.<br />

Mary Anne had a girl. She sent Roseanne<br />

the dress. Roseanne had a girl.<br />

She sent Mary Annette the dress.<br />

Mary Annette had a girl, and then<br />

another girl.<br />

Nonna wasn’t directing this. But everyone<br />

knew where the power originated.<br />

Nonna was batting seven for<br />

seven.<br />

A few years passed. And then Nonna’s<br />

prediction powers reached a<br />

turning point.<br />

Because Mary Annette was the last<br />

one to have a boy and the last one<br />

to have a girl, which means she had<br />

possession of both the pants and the<br />

dress. So when Mary Annette’s sister-in-law<br />

announced that she was<br />

having a baby, it was up to Mary<br />

Annette alone to decide which one<br />

to send. The power to determine<br />

the sex of this woman’s baby was in<br />

Mary Annette’s hands. And<br />

I’m sitting in my family room getting<br />

the pants, getting the dress,<br />

getting the envelope ready with her<br />

address, her name and address, to<br />

send. And then sitting there looking<br />

at these two items, I said, I have<br />

a choice to make. And I don’t know<br />

how many times in and out that envelope<br />

went the dress or the pants,<br />

the dress or the pants, the dress or<br />

the pants.<br />

And I said, I can’t play God. I’m going<br />

to have to let her choose. So I put<br />

the dress and the pants in the envelope,<br />

mailed them to her. I<br />

called Mary Annette’s sister-in-law,<br />

Joanne. She vividly remembers tearing<br />

open the envelope, the pants<br />

falling onto her kitchen counter, the<br />

dress tumbling out right after it. A<br />

couple months later, the doctor told<br />

her she was having twins.<br />

Joanne waited until she delivered<br />

her twins to find out what sex they<br />

were. Though really, she knew all<br />

along.<br />

First<br />

Joanne<br />

HOME<br />

off, he says, you have a son. And he<br />

handed me the baby. And I was like,<br />

oh my God, my boy. I got my boy.<br />

And then I think they were only born<br />

one minute apart. He immediately<br />

then said, and you have a daughter.<br />

And it was just, of course.<br />

It wasn’t a surprise to me.<br />

And<br />

COMMUNICATION 1<br />

“MOTHERHOOD OF THE TRAVELING PANTS”<br />

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