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A Gatsby Homecoming<br />

Week of celebration<br />

features tailgate, fun,<br />

and football<br />

Page 4<br />

Presidential Election<br />

Arguments for the<br />

candidates<br />

Pages 8-9<br />

Photo by Teagan Ashworth.<br />

Images courtesy of flickr.com.<br />

<strong>THE</strong> <strong>KNIGHT</strong> <strong>TIMES</strong><br />

Official Student Newspaper of Episcopal High School<br />

<strong>October</strong> <strong>2016</strong> 4650 Bissonnet, Bellaire, Texas 77401 www.ehshouston.org Volume 32, Issue 3<br />

Career diversity<br />

marks success of<br />

EHS graduates<br />

Alumni prepare seniors for professional world<br />

The second annual Alumni Leadership Day provides important insight<br />

SYDNEY HUTCHINS<br />

Staff Writer<br />

Among the many alumni of Episcopal<br />

High School that have accomplished extraordinary<br />

goals resides a professional<br />

USPA polo player, a product development<br />

engineer at Boeing, and a content writer<br />

and editor.<br />

Kristy Outhier is a professional USPA<br />

polo player from Houston who graduated<br />

with the Class of 1991, went to Tulane University<br />

and Texas A&M University, and<br />

received a B.A. in International Studies.<br />

She keeps 12-18 horses fit and prepared for<br />

competition and brings 6-8 horses for each<br />

game. Kristy plays late in the afternoon<br />

and doesn’t get home to her children until<br />

after dark. To be a professional polo player,<br />

according to Kristy, “you must have integrity,<br />

honesty, and will.” Polo is easy to get<br />

involved in, and there are many amazing<br />

polo teachers and programs at the Houston<br />

Polo Club. Pursuing this sport requires no<br />

experience or horse.<br />

John Deforest of the Class of 2004 is a<br />

thriving product development engineer<br />

who works for Boeing’s commercial production<br />

system. He graduated from the<br />

University of Arkansas with a B.S.I.E in<br />

industrial engineering and a B.S. in math,<br />

a M.S.E in engineering from Purdue, and a<br />

M.B.A from the UNC-Chapel Hill Kenan-<br />

Flagler School of Business. He deals with<br />

projects ranging from $1M - $5M, which<br />

benefits the 777X program and the 737<br />

MAX. After he gets help from a supplier,<br />

he takes prototype equipment and matures<br />

it so that it is ready for adoption into an<br />

airplane production system. John’s advice<br />

for someone entering into the field is to<br />

“always plan two steps in advance; be flexible,<br />

constantly look for new opportunities;<br />

get comfortable being uncomfortable; and<br />

don’t get complacent.”<br />

Allison Daniel is a content writer and<br />

editor for mindbodygreen. A graduate of<br />

Belmont University, she received a B.A.<br />

in songwriting. Allison says her days are<br />

incredibly diverse, but usually involve a<br />

combination of potential contributors, editing<br />

submitted work, brainstorming ideas<br />

for content with her team, and optimizing<br />

all post titles. Allison says getting internships<br />

in media “is about pursuing your<br />

goals and always updating your profile.”<br />

These distinguished alums, along with<br />

other successful EHS graduates, made the<br />

second Alumni Leadership Day quite informative.<br />

Seniors were able to meet and get<br />

firsthand information from former Knights<br />

who have gone on to not just successful but<br />

significant and fulfilling careers.<br />

Eileen Smith ’08 (left) and Mindy Wooldridge Samuelson ‘05 speak to the seniors about how to pursue the right career path in<br />

the fields of medicine and science. Photo by Ashleigh Teel.<br />

LAUREN PORTER<br />

Staff Writer<br />

Alumni Leadership Day is an important<br />

time for seniors to view potential career<br />

paths they might be interested in and get<br />

important insight into post-college job opportunities.<br />

They also learned how to make<br />

the right career path choices. The annual<br />

event offers students many career fields<br />

of their choice for panel attendance. This<br />

year, the panel length increased, giving students<br />

more time to ask questions and take<br />

advice from the over 50 alumni present.<br />

Students were able to attend three panels<br />

and hear from alumni about their experi-<br />

ences in various fields. Prior to Alumni<br />

Leadership Day, students determined<br />

which career topics interested them. The<br />

career choices showcased included law,<br />

medicine, journalism, sports, business, and<br />

many more.<br />

During panel sessions, seniors were<br />

encouraged to ask questions and learn as<br />

much as they could from the alumni. The<br />

alumni this year ranged from the first ever<br />

graduating class at Episcopal to very recent<br />

Class of 2011 graduates.<br />

Another important part of Alumni Leadership<br />

Day was the Chapel service. This<br />

year, the service was held on a different<br />

day than the panels to allow for more time<br />

during panel sessions. Speaking at the<br />

Chapel was James Lloyd, a Class of 2002<br />

alumnus who ran for Congress. He shared<br />

his advice for building experience in a career<br />

field and taking advantage of the endless<br />

opportunities Episcopal has to offer.<br />

Alumni Leadership Day remains an exciting<br />

time for seniors to begin thinking<br />

about the fast approaching reality of leaving<br />

high school and jumping into the professional<br />

world where career opportunities<br />

await them. The day allows seniors to gain<br />

a little more knowledge about what is to<br />

come in the professional world and prepare<br />

them for the obstacles that alumni had to<br />

overcome in their own lives.


2 FEATURES<br />

Episcopal High School The Knight Times<br />

Volume 32, Issue 3<br />

Immersion in Italian culture life-altering for senior Rockrise<br />

HUNTER MEGARITY<br />

Staff Writer<br />

Senior Christina Rockrise recently completed<br />

a year of educational immersion in<br />

Italy. This month’s spotlight focuses on<br />

Christina and her experiences in Europe.<br />

How did your year abroad in Italy affect<br />

you?<br />

My year abroad was a an eye-opening<br />

experience which had many effects on me,<br />

such as making me feel more independent,<br />

helping me feel connected to the history I<br />

had been learning in school, and teaching<br />

me the do’s and don’ts of traveling. Most<br />

importantly, it brought me out of my shell<br />

and forced me to experience something<br />

outside my comfort zone. I taught myself<br />

to stop worrying about my language skills<br />

when speaking to Italians and learned<br />

that being shy in a foreign country limits<br />

your experience. Talking to people, asking<br />

questions, and being involved can lead to<br />

incredible things, like getting free dessert<br />

in Greece or a new friend from Sicily who<br />

keeps in touch with me. You get out what<br />

you put in, and that is the most important<br />

thing I learned while living in Italy.<br />

What are some of the differences in the<br />

Italian and American school systems?<br />

I actually attended an American school<br />

while abroad. The program I went<br />

through, SYA Italy, takes applications<br />

like any other school and accepts people<br />

who then go to small, makeshift American<br />

schools in the middle of a medieval<br />

town. However, I did attend a local Italian<br />

school for five days to get a feel for life as<br />

a student in Italy. Italians go to five years<br />

of high school, and each school has a specific<br />

focus, such as arts, sciences, or math.<br />

The last year of high school is spent as a<br />

giant review year, going over everything<br />

they’ve learned in order to prepare for a<br />

test called La Maturità, which determines<br />

if they graduate. One great thing about<br />

the schools is that most of them get out<br />

around 12:00 or 1:00 so students can go<br />

home to eat lunch with their families. I<br />

enjoyed having most of the day to myself<br />

and being able to hang out with new Italian<br />

friends or getting cappuccinos with<br />

friends from my American school. A difficult<br />

part of the school system is how they<br />

teach; it’s so incredibly different. Some of<br />

my teachers in the American school were<br />

actually Italian professors and would expect<br />

us to learn like their Italian students.<br />

They throw information at you, and you<br />

take incredibly detailed notes and are<br />

expected to have it memorized by the next<br />

day in preparation for daily oral exams.<br />

It’s all rather anxiety-inducing for someone<br />

who has never, and will never, be able<br />

to learn that way. I find it incredible how<br />

students can do that, and do it well.<br />

Was it difficult immersing yourself into<br />

the Italian culture? What were the challenges<br />

you faced in the immersion?<br />

Contrary to popular belief, Italian life isn’t<br />

that different from American life. Everyone<br />

does the same basic things, but the<br />

fact that Italians are such an ancient people<br />

gives it little things that are different.<br />

For example, the entire city has a huge<br />

wall around it, dating back to the medieval<br />

times, for protecting citizens from<br />

invaders. They had ancient sarcophagi that<br />

they used for benches in public spaces,<br />

and everyone was constantly finding<br />

ancient artifacts right in their backyards.<br />

It was obvious that the world around me<br />

was incredibly ancient, but I was often<br />

distracted from immersing myself by the<br />

modern technology I had brought with<br />

me. It connected me to my life back home<br />

and acted as a tether to my comfort zone.<br />

As time went on, though, I adjusted to life<br />

in Italy and I was able to try to be more<br />

involved with my host family, with town<br />

events, and searching for new food. So.<br />

Much. New. Food.<br />

Everything my friends and I ended up<br />

doing was related to food, coffee, and<br />

especially gelato. I talked more to my host<br />

family and spent time with them, watching<br />

movies, going to themed markets, and<br />

learning about their family. I tried really<br />

hard to be a part of Italian society while<br />

I was there by riding the bus, eating at<br />

local restaurants, shopping at markets,<br />

and involving myself in the arts such as<br />

ceramics and learning their ancient sculpting<br />

skills. Because of those things, I could<br />

blend into Italian life and experience it<br />

as if people didn’t know I was American.<br />

I could be a part of their world and their<br />

history, and that is true immersion.<br />

Overall, how would you sum up your<br />

experience in Italy? Would you recommend<br />

it for other students?<br />

COLLINS HOWELL<br />

Staff Writer<br />

The third and final Presidential Debate<br />

on <strong>October</strong> 19 marked the last time the two<br />

candidates would come together to argue<br />

their points. Trump needed a big comeback<br />

after being down in the polls and suffering<br />

through mainstream media allegations.<br />

Chris Wallace was the mediator and<br />

got credit for being the best so far. The<br />

debate’s topics were the Supreme Court,<br />

fitness for office, foreign hotspots, debt<br />

and entitlements, immigration, and the<br />

economy. Some of the highlights included<br />

Trump’s reference to Clinton as a nasty<br />

woman. Clinton delivered her own shots,<br />

saying that Vladimir Putin would prefer<br />

EHS SPEAKS OUT<br />

What is your favorite Halloween costume?<br />

Overall, my experience really altered how<br />

I viewed myself and the grandness of the<br />

world. It expanded my view of this world<br />

we live in, and I am grateful I had the<br />

opportunity to go. I conquered my fear of<br />

learning new languages (I was terrible in<br />

Spanish class when I was at EHS beforehand.<br />

Always have been.), got to travel<br />

all over Europe with my friends and no<br />

adults, and experience that freedom, and<br />

really learned more about myself. The<br />

academics were hard, coming out of my<br />

shell was hard, the feeling of disconnectedness<br />

from my home was hard, but it was<br />

all worth it for what I learned. It is a year<br />

of my life that no one except those who<br />

experienced it with me will ever understand.<br />

What I learned isn’t really tangible,<br />

but it’s something that has made me able<br />

to look at my life in a different light. For<br />

this reason I would recommend it; this<br />

time abroad can really make you think<br />

about yourself and find out what you are<br />

capable of. It is a challenge but is really<br />

worth the outcome.<br />

Collie’s<br />

Corner<br />

Trump - a puppet. Trump also had to go<br />

on the defensive when Clinton referenced<br />

several allegations brought by women who<br />

said he had sexually harassed them.<br />

One of the biggest headlines of the evening<br />

was when Trump, asked if he would<br />

accept the election results if Clinton won,<br />

said he would rather leave everyone in suspense<br />

regarding his reaction.<br />

RESCUE<br />

OF <strong>THE</strong><br />

MONTH<br />

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Type: Boxer mix<br />

Gender: Male<br />

6 Years, 7 Months<br />

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24-hour injured animal rescue (713)-880-<br />

HELP (4357)<br />

Photo courtesy of houstonspca.org.<br />

Bennett Inoff<br />

“Banana”<br />

Iman Lloyd<br />

“Princess”<br />

Chase Gray<br />

“Groot”<br />

Weston Stanley<br />

“The Hulk”<br />

Mrs. Blackburn<br />

“Wonderwoman”<br />

Laily Mortazavi<br />

“Ladybug”<br />

Zach Green<br />

“Orange”<br />

Bryce Bagwell<br />

“Softball Player”<br />

Presley Zylman<br />

“Cheerleader”<br />

Mr. Mitchell<br />

“Batman”


FEATURES<br />

Episcopal High School The Knight Times<br />

Volume 32, Issue 3<br />

Episcopal honors its founders during special Chapel<br />

3<br />

ISABEL YOUNG<br />

Staff Writer<br />

Founders Day is an opportunity for<br />

the entire EHS community to honor the<br />

school’s original founders and give them<br />

recognition for the efforts they put forward<br />

in establishing the high school.<br />

The tradition of Founders Day reaches<br />

back to the school’s inception over 33<br />

years ago. It is very important to honor<br />

these visionaries and bring to the surface<br />

the story of their dream.<br />

In the mid 1970s, Bishop Benitez was<br />

talking with one of the soon-to-be founders.<br />

At this time he was working at St.<br />

John’s the Divine and asked the future<br />

founder if St. John’s had any type of<br />

Christian doctrine in their mission. They<br />

did not, and then this conversation paused<br />

for nine years when Benitez called the<br />

future founder back and told her he had<br />

found a property for EHS. She was eager<br />

to be a part of starting the school. So when<br />

ISABELLA GOODMAN<br />

Staff Writer<br />

A coffee bar has always been on the<br />

minds of EHS students, and particularly,<br />

Student Council representatives. In a<br />

recent move to make the concept a reality,<br />

Senior Class president Forrest Pressler<br />

put together the newly-formed Coffee<br />

Committee, which had its first meeting<br />

September 21.<br />

In committee, the group discusses pertinent<br />

topics relating to the coffee bar. They<br />

question concerns such as hours, menu,<br />

and atmosphere of the coffee bar, desiring<br />

to thoroughly deliberate and bring many<br />

advancements to the coffee front.<br />

Student Council has been working on<br />

this project for over a year, and in the<br />

early stages, it was a struggle to get the<br />

green light. Some of the initial issues concerned<br />

hours of operation, machines, and<br />

work that would need to go into having<br />

a coffee bar, but students worked hard to<br />

resolve these issues. This resolution led to<br />

some definitive answers.<br />

Projecting a temporary coffee bar to<br />

people think our school got started in<br />

1982 or 1983, conversation was underway<br />

years prior.<br />

In the ceremony during Founders Day<br />

Chapel, the keynote speaker was Founding<br />

Trustee John Austin, whose account of<br />

those early years of discussion brought the<br />

past alive.<br />

Linda Underwood, another benefactor of<br />

EHS, was specifically recognized with the<br />

Edward C. Becker Award. Mrs. Underwood<br />

received a lengthy standing ovation<br />

in response to her contribution, a moment<br />

that demonstrated the student body’s respect<br />

for and understanding of the efforts<br />

made by the forefathers of the school.<br />

Dean Colello acknowledged the importance<br />

of the event: “We need to continue<br />

to do the job of explaining (to students)<br />

what Founders Day is all about. It’s about<br />

those folks that paved the way for you and<br />

me to be here. I think that once we get that<br />

message out better, it will mean more to<br />

our students.”<br />

Coffee bar becoming a reality<br />

open in early November, students have<br />

been working to meet with coffee roasting<br />

companies, trying to get the physical<br />

equipment, along with much more behindthe-scenes<br />

work. The coffee bar will<br />

probably be open most of the day and will<br />

also likely include smoothies and food options<br />

after school. The temporary location<br />

will be in the concession stand located in<br />

Crum Gym.<br />

One concern was with the competition<br />

that could foreseeably ensue with the<br />

school store or the cafeteria, which serves<br />

breakfast in the morning. Since the coffee<br />

bar is not allowed to sell the same things<br />

as the school store, and an effort to keep<br />

revenue within the store, the committee<br />

has decided to stock fresher and healthier<br />

alternatives to what is being sold in the<br />

school store. Students also will not be<br />

able to pay with cash, and instead will use<br />

either vouchers, like cookie cards, or their<br />

school ID numbers.<br />

The Coffee Committee will meet every<br />

three weeks and is still open for students<br />

to join and offer ideas on making this the<br />

latest EHS feature.<br />

Drexel jams out on the bagpipes<br />

Founding Trustee John Austin speaks during Founders Day Chapel on behalf of<br />

the original founders of EHS. Photo by Mauro Gomez.<br />

WILL EDENS<br />

Staff Writer<br />

Have you ever wondered how Coach<br />

John Drexel knows how to bump those<br />

bagpipes as he leads the football team into<br />

battle?<br />

Mr. Drexel went to St. Thomas Episcopal<br />

School for lower and middle school in<br />

Houston where he was taught the bagpipes.<br />

The girls were taught how to do the<br />

Scottish jig while the boys were taught the<br />

bagpipes. He refined his talents with the<br />

pipes from 4th through 8th grade.<br />

He played in some competitions as<br />

a middle schooler and picked up a few<br />

awards along the way. With a few refresher<br />

courses, he now leads the Knight<br />

varsity football team out onto the field<br />

playing their battle song. Students look<br />

forward to see Mr. Drexel on the bagpipes<br />

to further exude school spirit.<br />

Coach John Drexel leads the team out<br />

onto the field from the locker room with<br />

his bagpipes. Among the songs he plays<br />

are “Scotland the Brave,” “Amazing<br />

Grace,” and “America the Beautiful.”<br />

Photo by Robert Mason.


4 FEATURES<br />

Episcopal High School The Knight Times<br />

Volume 32, Issue 3<br />

Students have a night of 1920s fun at Gatsby-themed Homecoming<br />

Following a week of spirited dress, the Homecoming game Friday night featured many activities. King and Queen Marco Rodriguez<br />

and Margaret Martin were crowned at halftime, the student section was alive with cheering fans, and Tex-Mex Tailgate<br />

was held prior to the game at Simmons Field. Photos by Teagan Ashworth.<br />

ISABELLA GOODMAN<br />

Staff Writer<br />

Homecoming is a time to support our<br />

Knights through all opportunities: Spirit<br />

Week, Tex-Mex Tailgate, the Friday Night<br />

game, and the Homecoming Dance. Students<br />

initially show support by dressing<br />

out during every theme day of the week in<br />

preparation for the game.<br />

The week started with a patriotic<br />

theme, and students were encouraged to<br />

go all out, and many did, showing off<br />

all-American outfits. Tuesday presented<br />

the opportunity for students to wear<br />

their favorite team jerseys. While some<br />

showed off their favorite Houston teams,<br />

there was a large array of different teams<br />

exhibited. On Wednesday, our school<br />

colors were proudly displayed with a Blue<br />

Out. On Thursday, students were decked<br />

out in their favorite throwback attire. This<br />

included past sports uniforms and clothing<br />

from decades ago. Finally, on Friday, students<br />

were encouraged to wear their Great<br />

Gatsby Homecoming shirts to cap off the<br />

week of themed dress.<br />

The Tex-Mex Tailgate was also on<br />

Friday, and many clubs showed up to<br />

contribute to the event. Clubs such as the<br />

Cooking Club, BBQ Club, Spirit Club,<br />

and Math Club showed up with food<br />

to get the event started. This continued<br />

until game time, and the student section<br />

was full to show support for the Knights<br />

as they played All Saints. The theme of<br />

the game was neon, and students stayed<br />

throughout, chanting and cheering on the<br />

Knights, who played hard. Despite a loss,<br />

resolve was strong and the school exhibited<br />

massive encouragement.<br />

On Saturday, the Homecoming dance<br />

took place in Crum Gym. The theme<br />

was Great Gatsby, and students from all<br />

grades represented their best 20s apparel.<br />

During this time, the Homecoming Court<br />

was also announced. For the Freshman<br />

Class, Margaret Murray and Tanner Witt<br />

were chosen. Tyler Donovan and Harrison<br />

Holmes represented the Sophomore Class,<br />

Aidan Cook and Judy Roberts were featured<br />

from the Junior Class, and Margaret<br />

Martin and Marco Rodriguez were the<br />

ultimate seniors chosen.<br />

The week was an opportunity for<br />

Episcopal High School students to come<br />

together and show support for each other.<br />

Haunted House to return next Halloween<br />

JORDAN PYTOSH<br />

Staff Writer<br />

This year, the EHS Interact Club will<br />

not host the Haunted House for their Halloween<br />

fundraising project, focusing on<br />

raising funds for research in polio. While<br />

an alternative remains in the works, there<br />

will most likely be a project to compensate<br />

as a replacement.<br />

Junior Chris Pollard’s family, the usual<br />

supplier for the Haunted House, was unable<br />

to provide the equipment necessary<br />

to set up the project this year. Many of<br />

the animatronics and props integral for<br />

the Haunted House come from a source in<br />

Dallas, and the person responsible for this<br />

setup was unable to come to Houston.<br />

However, another possibility is that<br />

faculty sponsor Mr. Tom Wright does not<br />

want EHS to “get tired of the Haunted<br />

House.” By hosting it every other year<br />

instead of yearly, he believes those in<br />

attendance will appreciate its importance<br />

and value for the noble cause of eradicating<br />

polio.<br />

The infinity rocks, located along the Convent circle, were designed as a place for students<br />

to relax and remember the legacy of Andrew Kaufman. Photo by Will Edens.<br />

Infinity rocks memorialize alum<br />

Students enjoyed visiting the haunted house and are highly anticipating its return<br />

for next year. Photo by Photo J.<br />

WILL EDENS<br />

Staff Writer<br />

Next time you walk across the front of<br />

the Convent, take a look at the garden area<br />

just east of the main doors. There, tucked<br />

away among the growing bushes and<br />

small trees, you will find a modest memorial<br />

in honor of Andrew Kaufman.<br />

Andrew, an EHS member of the Class<br />

of 1995, suddenly died the day after his<br />

graduation from meningitis. The memorial<br />

includes trees, a fountain, and a collection<br />

of rocks placed in an infinity symbol. The<br />

tree is called the Tree of Hope, and the<br />

rocks have a mes-sage branded into them,<br />

beginning with “Lie still with me.” After<br />

Andrews’s death his family and friends<br />

decided to construct this memorial in<br />

front of the school. Andrew’s sister, Laura<br />

Kaufman who was in the Class of ‘91, designed<br />

the memorial for her brother. There<br />

are benches surrounding the memorial as<br />

well, and the family intended it to be a<br />

place for students to relax and remember<br />

Andrew.


SPORTS<br />

Episcopal High School The Knight Times<br />

Volume 32, Issue 3<br />

Dennis Byrd’s life stands as a testament to determination<br />

GAVIN GEIB<br />

Staff Writer<br />

5<br />

Dennis Byrd, the former Jets defensive<br />

lineman with one of the most inspirational<br />

stories in NFL history, was killed Saturday,<br />

<strong>October</strong> 15, in a car crash. Byrd was 50<br />

years old.<br />

Byrd is best known for how he responded<br />

when his promising career came to an end<br />

on November 29, 1992, against the Kansas<br />

City Chiefs. That day at Giants Stadium,<br />

Byrd collided with teammate Scott<br />

Mersereau while trying to make a sack.<br />

Byrd, then in his fourth NFL season, suffered<br />

a fractured vertebrae and damage<br />

to his spinal cord. Doctors weren’t sure if<br />

he’d walk again, but within months, Byrd<br />

had defied the odds. The impact of the collision<br />

broke the C-5 vertebra in Byrd’s<br />

neck, leaving him unable to walk for a<br />

few weeks. After a vigorous rehabilitation,<br />

Byrd returned to the Meadowlands<br />

for the Jets’ opening game the following<br />

season and walked to midfield as an honorary<br />

captain. No one has worn No. 90 since<br />

Byrd. His number was retired in a 2012<br />

ceremony.<br />

In 2011, Byrd helped inspire the Jets<br />

to one of their most impressive postseason<br />

wins. Former Coach Rex Ryan asked<br />

Byrd to speak to the team the night before<br />

a playoff game against the New England<br />

Patriots in Foxborough, Mass. The next<br />

day, the Jets stunned the Patriots, and several<br />

players said that Byrd’s speech played<br />

a key role.<br />

His remarkable story was the subject of<br />

the television movie Rise and Walk: The<br />

Dennis Byrd Story. The crash happened<br />

late Saturday morning when a 17-year old<br />

driving a 2000 Ford Explorer crossed the<br />

centerline and hit a 2004 Hummer H2 driven<br />

by Byrd, according to multiple reports.<br />

Byrd was pronounced dead at the scene.<br />

Byrd will be remembered as an inspirational<br />

figure who impacted many.<br />

After suffering a paralyzing injury in 1992, the Jets defensive lineman rose to walk again, becoming an inspiration both within<br />

the game and beyond it. Photos courtesy of brandsoftheworld.com and sportsillistrated.com.<br />

Durant’s OKC exit tarnishes<br />

his formerly solid reputation<br />

Joey Streller presents<br />

HUNTER MEGERITY<br />

Staff Writer<br />

Kevin Durant is known as one of the most<br />

talented players in the NBA. He is revered<br />

for his ability to not only shoot from the perimeter<br />

but also manufacture some vicious<br />

slam-dunks. This year, KD abandoned the<br />

Oklahoma City Thunder, took the easy<br />

way out, and sided with the Golden State<br />

Warriors, an NBA powerhouse.<br />

Followers of both the NBA and Durant<br />

are ashamed of his decision to leave his<br />

old team to try to win a championship instead<br />

of working harder to try to win with<br />

the Thunder. Last year in the playoffs, Durant<br />

and the Thunder were up 3 games to<br />

1 over the Warriors, but the Warriors hit a<br />

hot steak and ended up knocking out the<br />

Thunder.<br />

During the offseason, Durant signed a<br />

2-year, $54,000,000 contract. Tayjon Martin,<br />

a junior at EHS, is very disappointed in<br />

Kevin Durant’s character and his decision.<br />

He told The Knight Times, “I will never<br />

wear my Kevin Durant jersey again.” He<br />

is also mad that “he took the easy way out.<br />

He had the chance to prove his true character<br />

and make a run to the playoffs with<br />

his team. I can’t wait to see Lebron James<br />

and the Cavaliers whoop the Warriors this<br />

year.”<br />

Clearly, Kevin Durant has angered his<br />

fans, and he has a lot to prove this year if<br />

he ever wants his fans to be as loyal as they<br />

once were.<br />

Photo courtesy of tyisports.com.<br />

Fantasy football season is always an exciting<br />

time of year, but only if your team is<br />

good. Some leagues have a buy-in, and the<br />

winner of the league gets all of the buy-in<br />

money. Some leagues also have punishments<br />

for the person who gets last place.<br />

Just ask senior James Braniff if you have<br />

any question about last place punishment.<br />

The first place prize and the last place<br />

punishment make the fantasy season that<br />

much more competitive. At this point in<br />

time (Week 6), my fantasy team is 2-4. I<br />

have gotten blown out a few times, and<br />

I have an unfortunate loss to frat star<br />

Matt Brown to whom I tied and lost the<br />

tie breaker. The tie breaker in our league<br />

goes to the person who has the most bench<br />

points.<br />

The run for first place in our league is<br />

pretty close with Matt Brown in first place<br />

with a record of 5-1 and then a four-way tie<br />

for second place between Michael Podsednik,<br />

Connor Aaronson, Bennett Inoff, and<br />

Probationary Blues<br />

Jax Murphy. Last place is Camden Miller<br />

who is 0-6, but he is planning a comeback<br />

this week.<br />

One thing that can’t be argued about<br />

Probationary Blues - my topics are jejune,<br />

mind-numbing, and plebeian. Next week:<br />

Washing the Dishes: Does dexterity count?


6 ENTERTAINMENT<br />

Episcopal High School The Knight Times<br />

Volume 32, Issue 3<br />

Snowden shockingly accurate<br />

ANTHONY SMALL<br />

Editor-in-Chief<br />

It has been said that true patriotism is<br />

willingness to challenge the government<br />

when it is wrong. Few men in American<br />

history embody this characteristic more<br />

than Edward Snowden, the former NSA<br />

contractor who leaked classified information<br />

regarding the United States’ warrantless<br />

spying of hundreds of millions of<br />

citizens. His disclosures sparked intense<br />

debate over mass surveillance and government<br />

secrecy, both of which would have<br />

never entered the public forum without his<br />

courageous actions.<br />

Oliver Stone’s film Snowden depicts<br />

the journey of this computer genius, an<br />

originally idealistic CIA employee and<br />

NSA contractor, who goes through the<br />

process of discovering the lies, corruption,<br />

and unconstitutional/illegal activities<br />

rampant throughout the government.<br />

Snowden’s response to this revelation<br />

should not only make you not want to put<br />

in prison but actually inspire you to want<br />

to do the same thing if you were in his<br />

position.<br />

Although Snowden is not a documentary,<br />

the movie encapsulates almost<br />

everything an American citizen should<br />

know about the National Security Agency.<br />

While dramatizing the events, the wellproduced<br />

and entertaining film delves into<br />

the cold, hard truth of federal surveillance.<br />

Snowden reveals that, under the guise of<br />

fighting foreign and domestic terrorism,<br />

the U.S. government actually spies on its<br />

citizens more than every other foreign<br />

nation combined! Snowden showed the<br />

world that the NSA carries out effectively<br />

warrantless spying while warrants for<br />

every individual the government spies on<br />

are issued through a secret court system<br />

known as FISA. Additionally, the<br />

whistleblower leaked the fact that the<br />

NSA performs keyword searches that sift<br />

through the real Internet (digital telecommunications<br />

like emails, texts, phone<br />

conversations), not just data that posted<br />

publicly. Another unsettling revelation by<br />

Snowden’s disclosures is that the NSA<br />

can look through any computer/phone<br />

Voltron’s successful reboot<br />

DRE GUTHRIE<br />

Staff Writer<br />

This year has been an excellent year<br />

for animation in television, from Steven<br />

Universe, Star Vs. The Forces of Evil, and<br />

Gravity Falls to The Amazing World of<br />

Gumball, but unfortunately, there hasn’t<br />

really been an American cartoon series<br />

meant for an older audience once Young<br />

Justice was canceled. That is, until Voltron:<br />

Legendary Defender came along as a<br />

Netflix Original series and really brought<br />

back what audiences have been missing:<br />

an animated cartoon with real character<br />

development as well as the fun of cartoons<br />

that we used to watch growing up.<br />

While initially successful in the 1980s,<br />

Voltron’s reboot is equally as compelling<br />

as its predecessor. Photo courtesy of latimes.com.<br />

Snowden superbly captures everything<br />

that an American should know about<br />

the NSA. Photo courtesy of fortune.com<br />

webcam without the user’s knowledge.<br />

Moreover, Snowden reveals that computer<br />

chips in power plants, dams, and other vital<br />

national infrastructure across the world<br />

have been pre-loaded with kill-switches,<br />

which he suspects were used to shut off<br />

the power grid and Internet in Syria multiple<br />

times over the past few years. However,<br />

most importantly, Snowden exposes<br />

a great deal of the true agenda behind government<br />

orchestrated mass surveillance by<br />

proving that this data is used to carry out<br />

blackmail and population control.<br />

The film concludes with Snowden’s<br />

plea from asylum in Russia that citizens<br />

and governments around the world work<br />

together to achieve a better balance<br />

between national security and information<br />

privacy. While the establishment will<br />

continue to make the case that Snowden<br />

should be charged with treason for exposing<br />

their illegal activities, Americans who<br />

think Snowden should be executed might<br />

have a change of heart. Once they witness<br />

the course of events from Snowden’s perspective,<br />

as well as the fact that his leaks<br />

did more to expose the erosion of one of<br />

our most sacred Constitutional rights, the<br />

fourth amendment, than any other person<br />

in U.S. history, they will recognize that<br />

Snowden is a true American patriot.<br />

Voltron, in essence, is Power Rangers<br />

for an older demographic. A group of four<br />

student space pilots, Pidge, Keith, Lance,<br />

and Hunk, encounter the Galra Empire,<br />

which was believed to be in hiding for<br />

long periods of time. In order to defeat<br />

them, they form Voltron, a 100-meter high<br />

robot composed of five different robotic<br />

lions that only they can control. With the<br />

help of Shiro, a revered pilot who was<br />

captured by the Galra and had his memory<br />

erased, they team up with Princess Allura<br />

and her butler Coran in order to protect<br />

their solar system from danger. It sounds<br />

like something I would have watched on<br />

Saturday mornings while eating a bowl<br />

of cereal, and that’s what’s so wonderful<br />

about it. It’s incredibly nostalgic to watch<br />

something like this, and, unlike Power<br />

Rangers or anything like that, the characters<br />

are incredibly lovable and fairly<br />

humorous.<br />

Now that it’s greenlit for a second season,<br />

we’ll get to see deeper into the pain<br />

that Shiro went through, Pidge’s need to<br />

prove himself as an important member of<br />

the team, and Keith’s willingness to be a<br />

leader beside Shiro. It’s a satisfying watch<br />

if you’re longing for something to remind<br />

you of older shows, and, fortunately for<br />

you, it’s worth all the time you give it.<br />

<strong>KNIGHT</strong>S<br />

ON WAX<br />

If you are a rock music fan, you’ve most<br />

likely heard of Led Zeppelin. The band’s<br />

popularity spans almost five decades,<br />

influencing a range of artists from Black<br />

Sabbath to Cage the Elephant. Despite the<br />

band’s greatness, few appreciate their first<br />

self-titled debut album. Led Zeppelin I<br />

legitimized blues rock in an era where the<br />

music scene was distant from the genre,<br />

since few bands embraced the rawness<br />

and pure finesse of the blues. There was<br />

no album, before or during 1969, that<br />

brought upon such an onslaught of cosmic<br />

instrumentation and searing vocals quite<br />

like this one. Led Zeppelin I sparked a<br />

reinvigoration of hard rock as we know it.<br />

The semi-metallics of Zep’s rhythmic<br />

Led Zeppelin I is the pinnacle of the<br />

blue rock genre, remaining great over<br />

4 decades later. Photo courtesy of<br />

en.wikipedia.org.<br />

blues on this album provides a unique<br />

reexamination of blues and folk music.<br />

For example, “Dazed and Confused”<br />

reinterprets the Jake Holmes song of the<br />

same name, but adds a solo where guitarist<br />

Jimmy Page uses a violin bow on his<br />

guitar instead of a pick. “Black Mountain<br />

Side” incorporates a sitar into a seemingly<br />

Native American style folk melody.<br />

Even the guitar’s sound on “I Can’t Quit<br />

You Baby” and “You Shook Me” is more<br />

organic and smooth than the typical blues<br />

melody, focused on blending each note in<br />

sequence. My personal favorite song is<br />

still “Babe I’m Gonna Love You,” where<br />

the band reinterprets Willie Dixon into a<br />

rock masterpiece with a mix of folk guitar<br />

and rock rhythms. The post-verse breakdown<br />

stands out on this song as well.<br />

As a whole project, however, Led Zeppelin<br />

I is undeniably a pure example of<br />

all-out rock and roll. Even now, the production<br />

and arrangement of Led Zeppelin<br />

I sounds ahead of its time. Throughout<br />

its nine tracks, the album hardly falters<br />

in creating a bombastic, at times even instrumentally<br />

narcissistic, blues sound. The<br />

best evidence of such greatness is actually<br />

on “Good Times Bad Times” and “How<br />

Many More Times,” the intro and conclusion<br />

to the album. With the first song, we<br />

are introduced to the sound, a re-interpretation<br />

of blues themes with that trademark<br />

stadium rock arrangement. The conclusion<br />

invokes the same impact, but as the<br />

finisher, it gives the album a full circle and<br />

solidifies Led Zeppelin’s merit in producing<br />

blues music, one that remains timeless<br />

even today.<br />

Examining<br />

some of the<br />

best albums<br />

ever made<br />

with JORDAN PYTOSH<br />

Ready to Die was an album released in<br />

1994 under the Bad Boy label, made by<br />

the Notorious B.I.G. Born Christopher<br />

Wallace, the rapper, also known as Biggie,<br />

was born in Brooklyn, in the Bedford-<br />

Stuyvesant projects. Despite growing up<br />

fatherless, poor, and in a life of crime, the<br />

rapper’s story of rags to riches maintains<br />

cohesion and credibility over this album.<br />

In modern introspection over hip hop’s<br />

history, Ready to Die is one of the greatest<br />

works of East Coast hip hop, serving as<br />

the utmost ‘complete’ album. Rather than<br />

focus on pompousness of success or the<br />

stereotypical ‘hustle,’ Biggie examines<br />

the entire package of his life from intro<br />

to finale. In analyzing content, “Everyday<br />

Struggle” and “Gimme the Loot” produce<br />

impeccable analyses into Brooklyn street<br />

life, but then “Big Poppa” acknowledges a<br />

laidback materialism of his own penultimate<br />

success. The title track, “Ready<br />

to Die,” is one of the biggest anomalies,<br />

combining intense brag rap lines and horrorcore<br />

level pessimism.<br />

More than the lyrics, one must never<br />

ignore this album’s production, as it provides<br />

its words and flows with a greater<br />

merit. In the catalogue of songs on this<br />

tracklist, each has a different tone and<br />

style to match the lyrics. A multitude of<br />

producers, including Bad Boy associate<br />

Puff Daddy, Easy Mo Bee, Lord Finesse,<br />

and the acclaimed DJ Premier, contributed<br />

their own styles of production as a<br />

backdrop. Whether the smooth grooves<br />

of Miles Davis on “Suicidal Thoughts” or<br />

the funky soul of Leroy Hutson on “The<br />

What,” every sampled sound fits with<br />

what Biggie spits on each verse, and on<br />

Many rappers cite Ready to Die as their<br />

favorite rap album. Photo courtesy of<br />

en.wikipedia.org.<br />

some tracks, the hook. The greatest combination<br />

is on “Warning,” where an Isaac<br />

Hayes sample displays a robbery anecdote<br />

with two smooth verses before a comedic<br />

skit.<br />

Since its release, critics maintain optimal<br />

praise for this work, many putting<br />

it as one of the greatest of all time and<br />

giving its creator a similar title. Biggie’s<br />

accessibility to any crowd, even those that<br />

were not rap fans, was almost undeniable,<br />

especially emphasized with his excellent<br />

flows on each track and what he talked<br />

about. It is this ability that has given him<br />

such esteem in the rap game, one still<br />

strong over two decades later.


Episcopal High School The Knight Times<br />

Volume 32, Issue 3<br />

MF Sushi serves up goodness<br />

ENTERTAINMENT<br />

Bookends<br />

&<br />

Weekends<br />

with Dre Guthrie<br />

Harry Potter and the Cursed Child:<br />

Parts One and Two, it, well, it… exists.<br />

Through all of the hype surrounding the<br />

play and the release of new HP reading<br />

material that rabid fans could sink their<br />

teeth into post-Deathly Hallows, Cursed<br />

Child didn’t excite me or irritate me, it<br />

just is a thing that you can read. But, before<br />

a Potter nerd comes around to tear<br />

my eyes out over it, I have very explicit<br />

reasons for my apathy. Trust me.<br />

First and foremost, this was not<br />

written by JK Rowling, and you can<br />

definitely tell. Second, as it is meant to<br />

be performed onstage, the whole ‘book’<br />

is meant to be read as a script, and these<br />

two factors bog down my enjoyment<br />

of reading it to an extreme degree. Essentially,<br />

Cursed Child is about Harry’s<br />

young son Albus grappling with his<br />

father’s legacy in the Wizarding World,<br />

7<br />

while his father comes to terms with<br />

being an adult. If that sounds boring<br />

to you, that’s because it is. Sure, it’s<br />

wonderful fun to return to my old childhood<br />

stomping ground of wizards and<br />

witches and magic, but it doesn’t have<br />

any magic to it, figuratively speaking. I<br />

was never once convinced that I wanted<br />

to live in this universe at all when reading<br />

this play, and while the dialogue<br />

warmed my heart at some points, it felt<br />

terribly flat compared to what I know<br />

Mrs. Rowling can produce, even when<br />

she isn’t the writer.<br />

If I had never read any of the other<br />

Harry Potter books and gave this play<br />

a try first, I would read it, put it down,<br />

and immediately forget all of what<br />

I’ve read. But, because I’ve grown<br />

up dreaming about one day receiving<br />

my owl-letter to Hogwarts and riding<br />

broomsticks for fun, I feel like I’m less<br />

enthused more than ever to encounter<br />

more Harry Potter than before I read it.<br />

Without spoiling any of it, the plot feels<br />

an awful lot like some twelve-year-old<br />

girl’s work, the one in your class in<br />

middle school who couldn’t imagine<br />

Harry Potter ending, so she made up her<br />

own ending and posted it online.<br />

So, seriously, don’t get your hopes<br />

up. Yeah, it’s just… okay. If you want<br />

to read it, fine, be my guest, but, if you<br />

were dreaming of a new beginning, my<br />

suggestion is to write your own or keep<br />

on looking.<br />

MF Sushi, under the instruction of chef Chris Kinjo, has been a successful and delicious<br />

Houston restaurant that lovers of fish and foreign cuisine alike can enjoy if<br />

they’re looking for a good meal. Photo courtesy of www.houstoniamag.com.<br />

JORDAN PYTOSH<br />

Staff Writer<br />

Since its opening in 2015, chef Chris<br />

Kinjo’s MF Sushi has generated great<br />

acclaim. The restaurant, located in the<br />

Museum District, serves authentic Japanese<br />

cuisine with fresh fish imported from<br />

markets in Japan.<br />

One of the most notable aspects about<br />

MF Sushi is that it offers an assortment<br />

of both pan-Asian fusion and traditional<br />

Japanese cuisine. These range from miso<br />

soup and eggplant to the esoteric yet<br />

delectable jellyfish salad. A notable dish is<br />

the Ikai salad, a squid and vegetable mixture<br />

that incorporates soy and fish flavors.<br />

As a person who eats there often, I value<br />

MF Sushi as a highly sophisticated yet<br />

slightly eccentric addition to Houston’s<br />

community. The restaurant stands out with<br />

the complex flavors it brings to seemingly<br />

simple dishes. Each nigiri, for example,<br />

incorporates a diverse palette of flavors<br />

with uniquely fitting sauces and garnishes.<br />

My favorite dish is the salmon head, marinated<br />

and grilled then served whole.<br />

Not only is the food excellent, but also<br />

MF Sushi’s prices are affordable as well.<br />

Of course, dishes with expensive ingredients<br />

cost more, but generally the range is<br />

between $9 and $13 for this high quality<br />

food. So if you like sushi and want something<br />

new, try MF Sushi.<br />

In the latest Harry Potter installment, the elder versions of our trio, Hermione, Harry,<br />

and Ron, from left to right, discuss plans. Photo courtesy of theguardian.com.<br />

Austin City Limits’ Fifteenth Anniversary satisfies attendees<br />

COLLINS HOWELL<br />

Staff Writer<br />

This year’s 15th anniversary of the Austin<br />

City Limits Music Festival will leave<br />

memories as one of the most outstanding<br />

of the music festival’s rich history.<br />

The festival went on for two weekends,<br />

repeating most of the same artists both<br />

weekends. Some of the big names who<br />

performed were the Chainsmokers, Kygo,<br />

Willie Nelson, Mumford and Sons, Kendrick<br />

Lamar, Schoolboy Q, Flume, Radiohead,<br />

Major Lazer, Cage the Elephant, and<br />

Chris Stapleton.<br />

Weekend One kicked off the festival<br />

with huge attendance. Flume and Major<br />

Lazer lit up the first night of the festival<br />

with an amazing light show and musical<br />

performance.<br />

The next day Schoolboy Q drew the<br />

majority of the festival’s crowd to his<br />

performance which he ended with one<br />

of his new hit songs “That Part,” which<br />

really got the crowd involved. Most then<br />

moved over to see the Chainsmokers con-<br />

cert, even though people had been waiting<br />

there for hours on end to get a good spot.<br />

The Chainsmokers blew the crowd away<br />

with a breathtaking performance. They<br />

even incorporated Cold Play and Red Hot<br />

Chili Peppers songs into their track list<br />

that led into some thrilling bass drop. The<br />

performance also included them playing<br />

their new single “All We Know” which is<br />

available now everywhere.<br />

Sunday wrapped up the weekend with<br />

outstanding performances by Chris<br />

Stapleton, Oh Wonder, Willie Nelson, and<br />

Mumford and Sons, whose lead singer<br />

even came into the crowd to sing. The<br />

attendance to the Willie Nelson concert<br />

was one of the biggest attendance ACL<br />

has ever seen. An aerial photo showed<br />

just about the entire festival at his performance.<br />

Actor Matthew McConaughey got<br />

the crowd pumped up right before bringing<br />

Nelson out.<br />

The 15th anniversary of Austin City<br />

Limits was outstanding, and many are<br />

already looking forward to next year.<br />

Early bird tickets are already on sale!<br />

During ACL’s fifteenth anniversary concert, thousands of avid fans showed up for<br />

hours of great music, enjoying every moment of the day, while anticipating the<br />

chance to get upclose and personal with members of their favorite bands. Photo<br />

courtesy of redbull.com.


8 ELECTION <strong>2016</strong><br />

Episcopal High School The Knight Times<br />

Volume 32, Issue 3<br />

A Case for Donald J. Trump<br />

ANTHONY SMALL<br />

Editor-in-Chief<br />

Setting all politics aside, what has really<br />

happened this election cycle? The vast<br />

majority of media pundits, die-hard liberals,<br />

and country club Republicans seem at a total<br />

loss for the political phenomena that has<br />

fueled the emergence of a Trump candidacy<br />

as they have all been blind to its building<br />

momentum over the past few decades. According<br />

to both Wall Street Journal-NBC<br />

and McClatchy-Marist research, over 70%<br />

of Americans think our country is headed<br />

in the wrong direction, so the public is ripe<br />

for a change – a real change. In the Republican<br />

primary, Donald Trump, a man with<br />

zero political experience, defeated fourteen<br />

governors and congressmen and set a record<br />

for the number of votes received in a GOP<br />

primary. That not only says something about<br />

Mr. Trump, but more importantly it says<br />

something about the desires of our nation –<br />

that the public is ready for this message of<br />

change. Mr. Trump is its deliverer. The fact<br />

that Americans went so far as to cast a record<br />

number of votes to nominate somebody who<br />

many find very unappealing and polarizing<br />

should be a massive wake-up call to every<br />

politician and big business interest. Over the<br />

past year, the American people have been<br />

demanding a fundamental transformation of<br />

our governing system – if they are not going<br />

to get it from a polished, career politician,<br />

they are going to get it from a crude, brash<br />

businessman.<br />

Donald Trump is a man who has everything<br />

in life and voluntarily decides to<br />

wake up each morning and see every news<br />

channel, every entertainment network, every<br />

late night talk show, every newspaper,<br />

every magazine, and every social media<br />

corporation viciously attacking him. We<br />

can acknowledge that some of the criticism<br />

and opposition he endures is due to things<br />

he says; some of this, he brings upon himself.<br />

But you have to ask yourself, does his<br />

behavior warrant the level of vilification he<br />

suffers, the likes of which this country has<br />

never seen in modern political history? What<br />

kind of person could possibly withstand this<br />

kind of onslaught voluntarily? It takes somebody<br />

with an extraordinary ego, confidence,<br />

arrogance, courage, and defiance to survive<br />

in this environment. This person has to be<br />

offensive, provocative, and audacious, because<br />

a calm, sensible person without these<br />

characteristics would have folded up his or<br />

her tent and gone home a long time ago -<br />

much less even enter the race to begin with.<br />

This individual has to be wealthy, used to<br />

success, and possess a winning mindset because<br />

he has to face enormous odds against<br />

a 200+ year-old ingrained political system<br />

that now openly crushes populist resistance<br />

with a unified, bipartisan front. For months,<br />

top GOP officials openly declared that Mr.<br />

Trump would not, under any circumstances,<br />

be their nominee. After years of politicians<br />

force-feeding the American public what they<br />

think it wants, voters revolted and nominated<br />

Trump. The American people want change,<br />

and the only medium they see to achieve<br />

this desired result is the vehicle of Donald J.<br />

Trump. Maybe the next election will have a<br />

more polished, socially digestible candidate,<br />

but it took somebody like Mr. Trump to pave<br />

the way for that individual to succeed and<br />

break the formidable barrier between the political<br />

class and everyday America.<br />

If this were any other election year, I would<br />

be writing an argument in favor of Republican<br />

policy positions to make the case for my<br />

candidate. While I can still do that, this election<br />

is not simply just a choice between two<br />

sides of the same coin. Instead, November<br />

8 is an opportunity for the voters to choose<br />

between credos bigger than mere party principles.<br />

This election, American citizens have<br />

a distinct choice between Americanism vs.<br />

globalism as well as between change vs. the<br />

status quo.<br />

Voting for Donald Trump is a referendum<br />

against the American political, cultural, and<br />

globalist establishment. Never before in<br />

modern political history have the big banks,<br />

big businesses, mainstream media, Hollywood,<br />

and both political parties carried out<br />

such a massive, concentrated effort to bring<br />

down a single candidate, dwarfing previous<br />

measures taken against Barry Goldwater and<br />

Ronald Reagan. Whenever I turn on cable<br />

television or read the newspaper, I see an<br />

endless barrage of attacks on Mr. Trump so<br />

great in number that it seems as if objective<br />

journalism and media balance have been<br />

thrown out the window. Opponents of Mr.<br />

Trump’s candidacy overwhelmingly cheer<br />

on this onslaught perpetrated against the<br />

businessman turned Republican nominee for<br />

President; however, I personally suggest that<br />

those very opponents ask themselves why<br />

the “establishment” is in such a combined,<br />

strident defiance against this man. Is it because<br />

he is the most evil, racist, and misogynist<br />

human being to run for the Presidency<br />

in the past fifty years? Some detached pundits<br />

and rank-and-file liberals may argue so.<br />

Others may point to his career – appointing<br />

the first woman to ever be in charge of constructing<br />

a skyscraper in 1980 who praised<br />

him as “the least sexist boss I ever had,”<br />

working with the Rainbow PUSH Coalition<br />

in the 1990s to empower minorities in under-privileged<br />

communities, whose leader,<br />

Jesse Jackson, honored Donald’s “reaching<br />

out and being inclusive” and serving as an<br />

“effective builder of people,” and the fact<br />

that he sued the city of Palm Beach in 1997<br />

for allowing private clubs to discriminate<br />

against Jews and African-Americans – I digress.<br />

Now, are these ad-hominem charges<br />

really the true reason why the entire political<br />

class has been in an all-out panic mode over<br />

Mr. Trump’s candidacy for the past year and<br />

a half and why American billionaires oppose<br />

him 20-to-1? Or is it the fact that Mr. Trump<br />

is singlehandedly taking on vested interests<br />

of the deep state, the true masters pulling<br />

the strings in our federal government, and<br />

vowing to purge the corruption infecting our<br />

pay-to-play federal government like a degenerative<br />

disease? At bare minimum, all of the<br />

above has establishment politicians and pundits<br />

on both sides of the aisle reeling in fear<br />

that their gravy train will come to an abrupt<br />

end.<br />

After years of broken promises and preservation<br />

of the status quo in Washington,<br />

the lies and corruption of the media-political<br />

complex finally reached a critical mass<br />

last year with the national debt spiraling out<br />

of control, annual trade imbalances totaling<br />

over $500 billion, interest rates remaining<br />

below 1% for far too long, and GDP growth<br />

of barely over 1% according to data from the<br />

U.S. Bureau of Economic Analysis. Additionally,<br />

the federal government continues to<br />

turn a blind eye to unsolved problems like<br />

illegal immigration, ISIS, and the “giant<br />

sucking sound” of jobs moving out of the<br />

country. Furthermore, the Iran nuclear deal<br />

and the U.S.’s formal opposition to the Assad<br />

regime shows that the government continues<br />

to carry out failed foreign policies of<br />

the past - how did trusting North Korea to<br />

inspect their own nuclear development facilities<br />

and the policy of regime change in Iraq<br />

and Libya work out again? Even worse, this<br />

endless foreign adventurism and destabilization<br />

of the Middle East has fostered the rise<br />

and proliferation of radical Islamic terrorist<br />

groups in addition to creating a massive<br />

refugee crisis, all of which contribute to the<br />

erosion of domestic civil liberties. As a result,<br />

deeply concerned Americans flocked to<br />

populist, anti-establishment candidates in the<br />

primaries. While Bernie Sanders was cheated<br />

out of the Democratic nomination largely<br />

due to superdelegates, an outright antithesis<br />

to democracy in itself, Mr. Trump managed<br />

to prevail with Republicans despite the tidal<br />

wave of opposition he faced.<br />

I have been supporting Mr. Trump since<br />

July of 2015 since he has been the only candidate<br />

addressing issues that have been left<br />

out of the mainstream political consensus<br />

for years from a common sense, business<br />

perspective. The success of his candidacy<br />

has been a repudiation of decades of endless<br />

spending, trade deficits, and war carried out<br />

by both parties at the expense of American<br />

citizens.<br />

Mr. Trump has been described as the<br />

“blue-collar billionaire,” a term that illustrates<br />

his strong business background,<br />

knowledge of conditions necessary for a<br />

business to thrive, and a fundamental understanding<br />

of the concerns of American labor.<br />

With his background in the private sector,<br />

Mr. Trump will bring exceptional negotiating<br />

and managing experience to the White<br />

House to deal with Congress, foreign nations,<br />

and his cabinet. Moreover, he can successfully<br />

execute a pro-growth agenda that<br />

benefits employers and employees alike as<br />

lower taxes, optimization of regulations, and<br />

renegotiations of our one-sided trade deals<br />

with other nations will both expand business<br />

and job opportunities. The most important<br />

issue to the American voter is the economy,<br />

which affects every citizen’s ability to make<br />

a living wage to provide their family with<br />

financial security, medical assurance, and a<br />

sense of well-being. Donald Trump has spent<br />

his entire career creating businesses that employ<br />

tens of thousands of people across multiple<br />

industries, states, and foreign nations.<br />

As a result, he fundamentally understands<br />

the challenges, obstacles, and frustrations<br />

that small to medium size businesses, which<br />

employ the majority of Americans, face on<br />

a day-to-day basis. Business owners live<br />

and die by being able to operate efficiently<br />

and eliminate waste, a concept alien to our<br />

current government. In Presidential election<br />

history, there has never been another major<br />

party candidate who possesses these attributes<br />

to the degree of Mr. Trump. For many<br />

years the American people have wanted real<br />

change, a businessman in the White House,<br />

and common sense in Washington. If you<br />

elect another career politician, rest assured<br />

this is not what you will get.<br />

Mr. Trump is the peace candidate. He<br />

recognizes that it is not the job of the United<br />

States to serve as the world police, which has<br />

many previous Bush-era neocons and GOP<br />

war hawks fleeing to the other camp this<br />

election cycle. Skeptical of adventurism and<br />

regime change, he has consistently opposed<br />

obsessive meddling in the affairs of foreign<br />

nations. Thus, Mr. Trump has put forth an<br />

America First foreign policy in which the<br />

U.S. builds up its military and negotiates<br />

from a position of strength with foreign powers<br />

as well as reconsiders its Cold War alliances<br />

in a 21st century world. With only five<br />

out of the twenty-eight member countries of<br />

NATO paying the required 2% target for defense<br />

spending, Mr. Trump seeks to redefine<br />

the military alliance’s objectives and expectations<br />

to ensure that certain nations are not<br />

allowed to be freeloaders. Most importantly,<br />

he favors détente with the Russians and finding<br />

common ground with Putin in the fight<br />

against ISIS. Ultimately, Mr. Trump fundamentally<br />

understands that actively enforcing<br />

a no-fly zone in Syria means starting World<br />

War III with a nuclear power, something the<br />

Democrats fail to recognize.<br />

Mr. Trump is not a career politician. He<br />

does not test every word he says with focus<br />

groups and polling data, which inevitability<br />

leads to some comments that generate media<br />

outrage. Donald Trump may say things<br />

you find shocking and even appalling, but<br />

actions speak louder than words. Trump did<br />

not put our country in almost $20 trillion in<br />

debt. Trump did not destabilize the Middle<br />

East with meaningless $5 trillion wars and<br />

fruitless attempts at regime change. Trump<br />

did not arm, fund, and train ‘moderate rebels’<br />

who turned out to be ISIS. Trump did not<br />

bankrupt the Social Security and Medicare<br />

systems and turn their financial status into<br />

a mountain of IOUs. Instead, establishment<br />

Democratic and Republican politicians have<br />

carried out these disgraceful actions over<br />

the past few decades, yet it is they who are<br />

horrified and offended at the ‘audacity’ of<br />

Mr. Trump’s campaign. I have a message for<br />

these individuals: it is the American people<br />

who are offended by your systematic lack<br />

of concern for the future of this nation. The<br />

“establishment” political class created the<br />

vacuum for an individual like Donald Trump<br />

to rise to prominence in the political realm,<br />

and they have no one else to blame for Mr.<br />

Trump than themselves. His success proves<br />

that the balance between political corruption<br />

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reached equilibrium.<br />

While the mainstream media has attempted<br />

to warp Mr. Trump’s campaign into that<br />

of a demagogical maniac with no strategy<br />

or direction whose sole intention is to seize<br />

power to satisfy his ego, I call on Americans<br />

to transcend past this elementary level<br />

‘analysis’ of a Presidential candidate. Donald<br />

Trump is by no means the perfect candidate<br />

or a perfect individual. He has never presented<br />

himself as the second coming of George<br />

Washington – that’s not the point. Instead,<br />

his basic proposition has been that he will<br />

bring his no-nonsense, brawler personality<br />

to fight on behalf of the American people<br />

against special interests, tax-exempt multinational<br />

corporations, and all other manifestations<br />

of government corruption. Mr. Trump<br />

is the change candidate challenging a rigged<br />

system and a government full of all talk, no<br />

action politicians who no longer fight for the<br />

interests of their constituents.<br />

On June 16, 2015, Donald Trump turned<br />

over his lucrative business ventures to his<br />

children in order to devote his time to run<br />

for the Presidency of the United States. Instead<br />

of standing up to the entire political<br />

world order and facing an endless stream<br />

of personal attacks every single day of this<br />

campaign, Mr. Trump could instead be living<br />

out the twilight of his life at his penthouse<br />

in Trump Tower, in his estate at Mar-a-Lago,<br />

or on one of his many golf courses. Instead,<br />

Donald Trump stepped into the political arena,<br />

putting the entire history of his public<br />

image on the line, which anyone, regardless<br />

of political affiliation, should acknowledge<br />

as brave. Moreover, he self-funded his campaign<br />

through the primaries and has raised<br />

most of his campaign contributions from<br />

small donors. Many voters complain that<br />

Presidential elections are a choice between<br />

the lesser of two evils. As evidenced from<br />

the overwhelming negative perception of<br />

both candidates in opinion polls, a large percentage<br />

of the voter base today thinks this<br />

election is the prime example of such a decision.<br />

However, I completely disagree. In<br />

the past, Americans have had the choice between<br />

two establishment politicians propped<br />

up by the same corporate special interests.<br />

As legendary songwriter Pete Townshend<br />

noted, “meet the new boss, same as the old<br />

boss.” This year, Americans can vote for a<br />

candidate who courageously faces unrivaled<br />

opposition from the political class, GOP establishment,<br />

Democrats, United Nations,<br />

Hollywood, corporate media, multinational<br />

corporations, and foreign bankers.<br />

Mr. Trump has said he is running because<br />

in his heart he thinks he can make the United<br />

States a better country. If you believe that,<br />

even just a little bit, you have to ask yourself<br />

why so many politicians, pundits, and public<br />

figures are attacking and obstructing his every<br />

move? Do you believe that establishment<br />

politicians actually care about your concerns<br />

as a voter? I certainly do not! Mr. Trump’s<br />

candidacy has answered these questions by<br />

bringing out and exposing the individuals<br />

within our government who care about prosperity<br />

and security only for themselves. As<br />

flawed as he may be, Mr. Trump wants to<br />

build an administration to address real problems<br />

facing our nation.<br />

The majority of people in this country think<br />

we are headed in the wrong direction. If you<br />

want four to eight more years of the status<br />

quo, you have a clear option of whom you<br />

should vote for come November 8. However,<br />

if you want to give someone a chance to<br />

try to enact real change in our government,<br />

Mr. Trump is your choice to Make America<br />

Great Again. §<br />

A Case for Hillary R. Clinton<br />

DRE GUTHRIE<br />

Staff Writer<br />

What has really happened this election<br />

cycle? The answer to that question depends<br />

heavily on your point of view. To extremists,<br />

it’s either a complete fulfillment or a complete<br />

ruin of their political and social fantasies;<br />

to news reporters, it’s an opportunity to<br />

latch on to myriad sources of controversy to<br />

improve ratings while having their objectivity<br />

questioned; and to those who really matter,<br />

the voters, it’s often been an outpouring<br />

of confusing and angry rhetoric, a flood of<br />

spiteful memes, endless discussions about<br />

email scandals, and, most importantly, division<br />

and polarization of the body politic. It’s<br />

thousands of times easier to turn away from<br />

the cacophony of chaos and pretend that,<br />

magically, the country will sort itself out into<br />

a logical, comforting place with a snap of the<br />

fingers, but that’s very unlikely to happen. I<br />

believe, however, that Hillary Clinton will<br />

protect our national interests, and instead of<br />

continuing on with the chaos, she will “go<br />

high when they go low,” as Michelle Obama<br />

so eloquently stated during the Democratic<br />

National Convention this year.<br />

People of color make up one-half of the<br />

Democratic voting base. According to a<br />

<strong>2016</strong> Pew Research Center Poll, over 30%<br />

of registered voters in this year’s election<br />

are young Latinos or African-Americans, a<br />

fairly significant one to win over in order to<br />

win the election. Considering the growing<br />

number of violent incidents between police<br />

and this segment of the population, it is vital<br />

to address the racial and cultural issues still<br />

troubling America. Mrs. Clinton has spent<br />

much of her early career as an attorney, as<br />

First Lady, and as a Senator sponsoring legislation<br />

to end racial profiling, protect the<br />

rights of women and children, and reform a<br />

criminal justice system with odd priorities.<br />

America has 5% of the world’s population,<br />

including 25% of the world’s prisoners, and<br />

many of those are non-violent offenders.<br />

How does such a high rate of incarceration<br />

serve our national interests? Clinton argues<br />

that we must bridge racial and cultural divides,<br />

build trust among the racial groups<br />

that comprise the fabric of America, because<br />

we as a nation cannot afford to let violence<br />

and suffering continue. The United States is<br />

a nation founded on ideals of equality and<br />

freedom, and Clinton believes that by treating<br />

all citizens fairly and focusing law enforcement<br />

efforts on violent crimes, we can<br />

begin to heal the ongoing divisions in the<br />

country, as opposed to deepening the divisions<br />

by stoking fear of immigrants and refugees<br />

and throwing up walls, as her opponent<br />

has consistently argued for during the campaign.<br />

America has suffered through a lengthy<br />

economic recession (the worst downturn<br />

since the Great Depression), and while<br />

growth in GDP and jobs has been steady<br />

recently, it has also been slow. Clinton believes<br />

that committing significant resources<br />

to rebuilding the aging infrastructure of our<br />

country is both necessary and wise, as doing<br />

so creates jobs, brings income to businesses<br />

where the projects are taking place,<br />

and moves us forward as a modern nation.<br />

Furthermore, investments in American manufacturing<br />

and clean energy projects bring<br />

similar economic advances while reducing<br />

our dependence on foreign oil even further<br />

and helping battle the growing threat posed<br />

by climate change. To fill those clean energy<br />

jobs, Clinton argues that we need to improve<br />

our educational system both for young people<br />

(by lifting the burden of tuition at public<br />

colleges for those families making less than<br />

$125,000) and by re-educating workers in<br />

industries that are dying out. Clinton has received<br />

immense criticism for her statement<br />

that she would “put a lot of coal miners out<br />

of work,” but what was lost in the rush to<br />

criticize her was the rest of the statement<br />

explaining how important it was to retrain<br />

workers for the realities of a more modern<br />

and efficient economy. Clinton’s policy<br />

statements show thought and depth, but this<br />

election has been anything but thoughtful or<br />

deep, revolving more around tweets than tax<br />

reform, more around style than substance,<br />

and Clinton suffers here, precisely because<br />

it is substance she values. She’s not here<br />

to entertain or titillate – she’s here to make<br />

America better, since we are already pretty<br />

great now.<br />

Health care has been a contentious topic,<br />

especially since the enactment of the Affordable<br />

Care Act (Obamacare), and Clinton<br />

plans to strengthen and tweak the existing<br />

structure that has allowed so many Americans<br />

to acquire insurance. According to The<br />

Atlantic, America is easily the largest democratic<br />

nation that lacks universal health care<br />

for its citizens – even the likes of Saudi Arabia<br />

and Russia have universal care, and Clinton<br />

states clearly that affordable health care is a<br />

basic human right. She will address the issue<br />

of rising drug costs by promoting competition<br />

and allowing drug imports from abroad,<br />

while holding the pharmaceutical companies<br />

accountable for profiteering, especially those<br />

which receive federal money for drug research.<br />

The revelations of skyrocketing costs<br />

for EpiPens and other lifesaving medications<br />

have brought this problem into such sharp<br />

focus that even Congress managed to notice<br />

it and actually hold hearings. Clinton is also<br />

committed to supporting those who have<br />

served our country by reforming the VA system,<br />

thus eliminating roadblocks to access<br />

services and provide better support for veterans<br />

and their families through mental health<br />

services, education and financial assistance.<br />

Too many veterans struggle to integrate back<br />

into society following combat tours, and it is<br />

time to bring our considerable resources to<br />

bear on problems like PTSD. She will also<br />

expand non-military service opportunities by<br />

growing existing programs like AmeriCorps<br />

and CityYear and creating a National Service<br />

Reserve (similar to the military’s National<br />

Guard and Reserves) to encourage part-time<br />

service in local communities across America.<br />

Let’s turn finally to foreign policy initiatives,<br />

an area where Hillary has been bombarded<br />

by unfounded criticism; she has been<br />

blamed for everything from the deaths of<br />

Americans at Benghazi to being an enabler<br />

of Iran, and even as a founder of ISIS itself.<br />

Eight investigations into Benghazi failed to<br />

determine that she had made significant errors,<br />

and, as Secretary of State, she laid the<br />

groundwork for a deal with Iran that hugely<br />

limits its ability to pursue nuclear weapons.<br />

If she had founded ISIS, after all, wouldn’t<br />

she be wearing a veil instead of a pantsuit?<br />

Clinton believes that being strong abroad<br />

begins with strength at home, with support<br />

for our allies and partners from NATO to Israel<br />

to Asia, and by using all tools available<br />

to us, including diplomacy, to address the<br />

real threats posed by ISIS, China, and a revitalized<br />

Russia led by Vladimir Putin. Mrs.<br />

Clinton proposes assistance to local forces in<br />

Iraq and Syria in fighting ISIS as well as continuing<br />

to foster diplomacy between warring<br />

Sunnis and Shia in that region, who continue<br />

to fan the flames of extremism that ignited<br />

ISIS in the first place. America has a long tradition<br />

of seeking diplomatic solutions, and in<br />

our current world where anyone can shoot a<br />

missile or send a text to another country in<br />

the blink of an eye, shutting ourselves off<br />

from possible diplomatic gains in the face of<br />

adversity solves nothing.<br />

That’s the crux of our worries as a nation,<br />

isn’t it, the fear of the unknown? We<br />

don’t know if ISIS will suddenly storm into<br />

our country; we aren’t sure when the next<br />

shooting will shock and dismay us or when<br />

the next sudden fluctuation in the global<br />

economy occurs due to conflict in Syria, or<br />

Britain’s exit from the European Union, or<br />

events we can’t even imagine today. As average<br />

citizens of this republic, we don’t have<br />

much direct control over the outcomes of<br />

our leaders’ decisions, but what we can do<br />

is elect candidates qualified to make sound<br />

decisions and capable of making tough calls.<br />

No matter how many emails we have to skim<br />

through from Wikileaks or how many times<br />

her opponent paints her as a “nasty woman,”<br />

Hillary Rodham Clinton has shown for decades<br />

an ability to make meaningful changes<br />

for many Americans with an unwavering will<br />

that does not flinch under pressure. That’s<br />

why I urge you: join with ‘Her’ and let her<br />

lead us steadily forward into the future. §


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Episcopal High School The Knight Times<br />

Volume 32, Issue 3<br />

Knights on<br />

the grind to<br />

get the W<br />

SYDNEY HUTCHINS<br />

Staff Writer<br />

As the cross-country teams’ season<br />

comes to a conclusion, there were multiple<br />

improvements over the past three meets.<br />

At the 36th St. John’s Maverick Ramble<br />

this season, the Knights had seven seasonal<br />

records broken. Sophia Maldonado placed<br />

seventh and Will Worthington placed<br />

eighth to represent the varsity teams. The<br />

meet featured boys’ seasonal records from<br />

Will Worthington, Charlie Wailes, Jackson<br />

Fall athletes look for a championship<br />

GIRLS VOLLEYBALL<br />

The girls volleyball team began SPC<br />

play with a win over St. John’s 3-2 on<br />

Tuesday, September 27. Following St.<br />

John’s, the girls went up against their<br />

other rival, the Kinkaid Falcons, and got<br />

a big 3-2 win. Although the girls let go<br />

the first two games against Kinkaid, they<br />

made a come back in the next three in<br />

order to earn a 2-0 standing in the SPC<br />

Tournament.<br />

The following week, the girls volleyball<br />

team took on the SPC Austin teams.<br />

Friday afternoon, the girls faced St.<br />

Stephen’s, a 3-0 team, in the SPC Tournament.<br />

The girls battled it out, taking the<br />

second and fourth sets, while St. Stephen’s<br />

won the first and third. In the fifth game,<br />

the girls fought hard, winning with a score<br />

of 17-15.<br />

The next morning, the girls played St.<br />

Andrew’s, getting another win 3-1. The<br />

preparing and is ready to take on SPC<br />

rivals like ESD and St John’s during the<br />

three-day tournament. While the team is<br />

preparing, they are also looking back to<br />

last year. The<br />

At the end of last season, the team and<br />

Head Coach Shelly Edmonds, made a goal<br />

to get one game farther in this year’s tournament<br />

than last year, a goal that Edmonds<br />

believes is “very achievable.”<br />

Regardless of the outcome of this<br />

weekend’s tournament, it’s easy to see<br />

that the team has come very far from the<br />

end of last year’s season, and according<br />

to Edmonds, “this season has helped us<br />

build a great team atmosphere, and we are<br />

definitely stronger and more cohesive as<br />

this season comes to a close.”<br />

FOOTBALL<br />

The Episcopal football team has been<br />

keeping the train rolling in the month of<br />

<strong>October</strong>. The Knights started with an SPC<br />

championship rematch against the Kinkaid<br />

Falcons. Entering the game with what can<br />

Mylana Byrd and Naomi Aganekwu<br />

go up for a big double block versus St.<br />

John’s School. Photo by Amber Hatfield.<br />

defending SPC Champions Greenhill.<br />

After returning to Houston, they soundly<br />

defeated Kinkaid (3-0).<br />

The boys volleyball team’s final matches<br />

before SPC are a tri-match against<br />

Kinkaid and St. John’s on November 1.<br />

FIELD HOCKEY<br />

Sofia Maldonado runs for the finish line.<br />

Photo by Photo J.<br />

Williams, Jake Klucznik, Austin Wills,<br />

Liam Griffin, and Richard Taylor, who<br />

beat their second best times this season by<br />

at least 15 seconds or more.<br />

To spice things up this year, EHS had<br />

a new end of the season TAPPS/SPC JV<br />

Championship. Brett Hauser and James<br />

Dickson both broke their seasonal bests.<br />

Also, Nico Zanotti had a personal best as<br />

well, beating his second best time in his career<br />

by a minute. This ends the season on a<br />

good note for the JV team.<br />

The SPC South Zone Championship<br />

meet was a definite success this year with<br />

five seasonal records and seven personal<br />

bests for the varsity teams. At this meet the<br />

Knights had four people place top twenty<br />

for both teams: Gwyneth Bryan fourth,<br />

Will Worthington thirteenth, Sophia Maldonado<br />

nineteenth, and Victor Netland<br />

twentieth. The varsity girls team showed<br />

major development over the past year<br />

as Isabelle Hornung and Kelsey Benitez<br />

both had at least a two-minute or more<br />

improvement from last year’s best time.<br />

Liam Pugh, Sydney Hutchins, Maldonado,<br />

Bryan, and Hornung all had seasonal bests.<br />

Also, William Butler, Ivan Bastidas, Victor<br />

Netland, Derek Creacy, Luke Williams,<br />

Kelsey Benitez, and Sophia Henry all had<br />

set their personal bests.<br />

There are promising signs for the varsity<br />

teams heading to the SPC Championship<br />

next month.<br />

Harrison Williams goes up for a big<br />

serve. Photo by Madison Miller.<br />

girls entered their fifth SPC game on<br />

<strong>October</strong> 18 against John Cooper with a<br />

4-0 record in the tournament. The girls<br />

fought hard losing the game, resulting in a<br />

5-1 record.<br />

The girls additionally had Senior Night<br />

on Thursday <strong>October</strong> 20th. Seniors Sammi<br />

Snyder, Naomi Aganekwu, Alex Pearson,<br />

Gigi Hanna, and Grace Geib were honored<br />

prior to their game verses HCYA. In<br />

this game, the girls won 2-1, giving them<br />

a season record of 18-7.<br />

BOYS VOLLEYBALL<br />

After a successful August and September,<br />

varsity boys volleyball worked to<br />

continue their momentum into the final<br />

stretch of the season leading up to the<br />

SPC Tournament. To start the month, the<br />

squad handedly defeated St. Stephen’s (3-<br />

0). The team also participated in the Fort<br />

Worth Country Day Tournament where<br />

they beat Trinity Valley (2-1) but lost to<br />

Gabrielle Small dribbles the ball down<br />

the field for a goal. Photo by Miranda<br />

Greenwalt.<br />

The girls field hockey program is readily<br />

anticipating this weekend’s SPC tournament<br />

in Austin. The girl’s varsity team has<br />

been hard at work since early September<br />

Jaylen Waddle runs the ball down the<br />

field toward the endzone. Photo by Victor<br />

Velasco.<br />

best be described as a bad taste in their<br />

mouths from last year, they wanted to get<br />

atonement for that loss. The team gave<br />

Kinkaid a taste of their own medicine by<br />

converting two onside kicks and dominated<br />

the Falcons in the second half, winning<br />

by a score of 69-28.<br />

This was also the Knights’ Pink Out<br />

Breast Cancer Awareness game. The<br />

Knights then played the Episcopal School<br />

of Dallas for Senior Knight. This is always<br />

a good rivalry as it is the Episcopal<br />

School of Houston versus the Episcopal<br />

School of Dallas.<br />

The Knights handily defeated ESD<br />

with a score of 62-14. The senior football<br />

players, cheerleaders, and trainers were<br />

honored at halftime.


ARTS<br />

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Volume 32, Issue 3<br />

11<br />

Arts Day Houston gives freshmen<br />

a feel for the city’s arts offerings<br />

Avery Edwards let his wizard costume and cello do the work during the annual<br />

Hauntcert. Photo by Jack Hernandez.<br />

Hauncert celebrates fall season<br />

JORDAN PYTOSH<br />

Staff Writer<br />

On <strong>October</strong> 25, after over two weeks of<br />

rehearsals and a teaser, many congregated<br />

in Benitez Chapel for the annual Hauntcert<br />

performance. Arranged by faculty<br />

members Mr. Estes and Mr. Ashby, the<br />

show featured both Halloween-themed<br />

pieces and non-Halloween songs performed<br />

by Episcopal’s various music<br />

groups.<br />

As a celebration of the Halloween season,<br />

various performers donned costumes<br />

for their show, a unique aspect of the<br />

performance. The Chorale, along with<br />

Midknight Blues, performed songs from<br />

Rocky Horror Picture Show, the Hunger<br />

Games, and two by William Shakespeare<br />

in commemoration of his death. A distinct<br />

segment of the choir’s performance was<br />

their version of Coldplay’s song “Viva La<br />

Vida.”<br />

The band performed the Sorcerer’s Apprentice<br />

piece from Fantasia, originally<br />

composed by Paul Dukas, and Johann<br />

Sebastian Bach’s “Tocca” and “Fugue in<br />

D Minor,” among multiple other songs.<br />

Along with these, the orchestra played<br />

horror-themed string pieces, including<br />

Reynard Burns’ “Tango Noir” and Erika<br />

Svanoe’s “Haunted Carousel.”<br />

After the show was a reception, where<br />

treats were served for those in attendance.<br />

Overall, the Hauntcert achieved showcasing<br />

the musical ability of those in both<br />

vocal and instrumental performance and<br />

showed great promise for performances<br />

from the music department throughout the<br />

rest of the school year.<br />

AVERY CLAIRE PRASHER<br />

Staff Writer<br />

On Wednesday, <strong>October</strong> 12, while the<br />

sophomores and juniors took the practice<br />

ACT and the seniors had the day off, the<br />

Freshman Class ventured off campus to see<br />

some of Houston’s art scene during the annual<br />

Arts Day Houston field trip.<br />

In order to expose the ninth graders to<br />

some of the culture Houston arts offers,<br />

faculty took the students on four busses,<br />

divided into two groups, to some of the<br />

interesting sites Houston has to offer. One<br />

group started with Hermann Park. Here,<br />

the freshmen participated in a scavenger<br />

hunt. Each advisory group was given a<br />

map that designated different sculptures<br />

and gardens where a photo had to be taken.<br />

The other group began their day at The<br />

Match were they watched three elaborate<br />

dances that told stories of love, and then<br />

the dance company taught all the students<br />

some contemporary dance moves. The two<br />

groups then traded locations.<br />

The next stop on this adventurous day<br />

included a trip to Studio Movie Grill for<br />

lunch where the students watched some<br />

of Episcopal’s ETV clips, broadcast class<br />

outtakes, and PhotoJ photos matched to<br />

music. Ms. Gready’s advisory, which had<br />

won the scavenger hunt, received dessert<br />

to acknowledge their win.<br />

The day concluded with a short stay at the<br />

Houston Museum of Fine Arts, and all the<br />

freshman loved it.<br />

Members of Mrs. Holter’s advisory stand infront of one of the scavenger hunt sights<br />

at Arts Day Houston. Photo courtesy of Mrs. Kate Philbrick.<br />

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12 ACADEMICS<br />

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Volume 32, Issue 3<br />

Pillar News<br />

College Counseling<br />

offers workshops<br />

AVERY CLAIRE PRASHER<br />

Staff Writer<br />

Science Department plans numerous activities<br />

As college application due dates begin to<br />

make their appearance, the college counseling<br />

office is hosting several workshops<br />

throughout the year.<br />

During these workshops, students have<br />

the opportunity to work on their applications,<br />

resumes, and essays with the help of<br />

the staff. Each senior is required to have<br />

one-on-one conferences with their counselor<br />

to discuss the status of their applications<br />

and to receive any help if needed.<br />

Meetings stress the weight that grades<br />

and extracurricular activities of junior year<br />

play into the process. In the second semester,<br />

juniors will take a college prep class<br />

during Interim Term in order to broaden<br />

their information about the process of applications.<br />

Juniors are then required to<br />

have a follow-up conference.<br />

PSAT and ACT<br />

prepares students<br />

LAUREN PORTER<br />

Staff Writer<br />

Practicing standardized testing is an<br />

important part of preparing students for<br />

the testing process and making sure they<br />

can receive the best possible scores. This<br />

month, sophomores and juniors took a<br />

practice ACT, and on Wednesday they will<br />

take the PSAT.<br />

The PSAT and the ACT are two tests with<br />

very different agendas and assessments.<br />

The ACT measures the capability of students<br />

and their academic achievement<br />

through what they have already learned in<br />

school in English, math, reading, and science.<br />

However, the PSAT determines which<br />

students can be eligible to be National<br />

Merit Scholars and offers two math sections,<br />

one reading section, and a writing<br />

mechanics section.<br />

Beloved classroom<br />

mainstay missing<br />

Knight the Fish is a blue and black colored<br />

male veiltail betta. Photo by Lauren<br />

Porter.<br />

LAUREN PORTER<br />

Staff Writer<br />

This month the beloved Episcopal legend<br />

Knight the Fish went missing. He disappeared<br />

on Wednesday, <strong>October</strong> 5, and has<br />

not been seen since. Knight was a calming<br />

presence to anyone who has been in Mrs.<br />

Foster’s classroom, and the environment is<br />

just not the same without him.<br />

If you have any information on the<br />

whereabouts of Knight, please see Mrs.<br />

Foster in A101.<br />

Cristina Wyatt performs a chemistry experiment. Photo<br />

by Kaylee Blackburn.<br />

ISABELLA GOODMAN<br />

Staff Writer<br />

The Science Department has an ongoing<br />

schedule of special events planned for the<br />

school year, created so students can learn<br />

about science through diverse and innovative<br />

methods, but in this case, outside of<br />

the classroom. Among the ways that these<br />

opportunities are provided is through the<br />

Science Club.<br />

The Science Club, which has existed<br />

in some shape or form for years at EHS,<br />

is now being led by a group of division<br />

leaders all uniquely interested in different<br />

kinds of sciences. The club runs by divisions<br />

so that the entire club does not have<br />

to meet every time someone is interested in<br />

doing something.<br />

Instead, all those interested in a particular<br />

science can meet and discuss their topic<br />

of choice. So far, there are already several<br />

divisions in place, but students are allowed<br />

to create one if they cannot find one that<br />

interests them.<br />

Four divisions have been established as<br />

of late. Senior Will Worthington and others<br />

are leading the Astronomy/Astrophysics<br />

Division, which will meet to talk about<br />

stars, galaxies and everything else in the<br />

universe. Junior Cristina Wyatt leads quantum<br />

mechanics and her group will meet to<br />

talk about subatomic particles and strive to<br />

explain some more complex concepts. She<br />

also leads the Chemistry Division, which<br />

will gather to perform experiments and<br />

talk about the elements and other chemistry<br />

related topics. Biology, led by Isabella<br />

Goodman, will meet to talk about biology<br />

and the basis of life.<br />

The Science Club had a Halloweenthemed<br />

meeting <strong>October</strong> 19, which involved<br />

a chemistry display with the help of<br />

Mr. John Flanagan and the Chemistry Division.<br />

The club will meet once a month and<br />

will likely have themed meetings based on<br />

their month, such as the Halloween theme<br />

for <strong>October</strong>. The Science Club is also looking<br />

to have distinguished speakers from<br />

different science fields come and speak, as<br />

well as to teach about how to have a career<br />

in a scientific field and apply the things we<br />

learn about in school to real life.<br />

Next month, the Science Department<br />

plans on bringing the Houston Fire Depart-<br />

One experiment that the students performed involved the recreation<br />

of a Fourth of July charcoal worm. Photo by Amy Gready.<br />

ment to visit EHS to show students how to<br />

practice safe Thanksgiving habits. Specifically,<br />

the firemen will demonstrate the adverse<br />

effects of placing a frozen turkey in a<br />

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Religion<br />

Episcopal High School The Knight Times<br />

Volume 32, Issue 3<br />

Students of Service bring level of care to the Houston area<br />

ISABEL YOUNG<br />

Staff Writer<br />

At Episcopal High School, the Students<br />

of Service (SOS) program provides to<br />

many different people and places around<br />

the city of Houston. They hold many opportunities<br />

for everyone involved to find<br />

what fits for each of them so everyone can<br />

have a chance to get involved in community<br />

service work. A few of these programs<br />

are Star of hope, Interfaith Ministries,<br />

Women’s Home, and Nehemiah Center.<br />

Project manager Nicole Betts oversees<br />

EHS’s involvement with The Star of<br />

Hope, a Christian- based community that<br />

helps homeless people. It encourages them<br />

to make life changes through structured<br />

programs that focus on spiritual growth,<br />

education, jobs, life management, and recovery<br />

from substance abuse. The most recent<br />

service event for this partnership was<br />

Thursday, <strong>October</strong> 27, at 3:15 in Room<br />

A10. SOS members filled bags with candy<br />

to take to the children.<br />

The project manager of Interfaith Ministries<br />

is Grace Geib. Interfaith Ministries<br />

believes that through service and dialogue,<br />

it’s possible for diverse people to know<br />

each other and find common ground,<br />

while still embracing personal beliefs and<br />

cultures.<br />

Through this area of service, EHS focuses<br />

on Meals on Wheels for Greater<br />

Houston Refugee Services and Interfaith<br />

Relations. When EHS serves for Meals on<br />

Wheels, a home delivered meal is provided<br />

to senior citizens and their spouses in<br />

FCA shares a Christian message with everyone<br />

ALEXANDRA PEARSON<br />

Staff Writer<br />

The Fellowship of Christian Athletes<br />

serves as an international non-profit Christian<br />

sports ministry based in Kansas City,<br />

Kansas. FCA was founded in 1954 by basketball<br />

coach Don McClanen. He wanted<br />

to provide the opportunity for athletes to<br />

endorse Christian fellowship.<br />

Athletes and coaches then began to give<br />

financial support and witness to Christ<br />

in order for the club to form. McClanen<br />

wanted to reach outside of the playing<br />

field and into the playing field of life. The<br />

FCA organization holds athletic- focused<br />

and spiritual-focused camps each summer.<br />

Beyond this, FCA exists to serve local<br />

communities by equipping, empowering,<br />

and encouraging people to make a difference<br />

for Christ.<br />

Team EHS gathers near City Hall prior to the start of Race for the Cure. Service opportunities like this are the cornerstone of<br />

student service. Photo by Amy Gready.<br />

the Houston area.<br />

The Women’s Home project leader is<br />

Morgan Thompson. The Women’s Home<br />

works to provide women without means<br />

access to tools, such as clothing and shelter,<br />

to help them get back on their feet.<br />

The organization exists primarily for<br />

athletes, but at EHS, FCA is extended to<br />

all students. Meetings are available to students<br />

of all faiths and backgrounds, despite<br />

the Christian foundation and teachings of<br />

the organization.<br />

Led by teachers Matt Fox and John Drexel,<br />

the FCA group meets each Friday in Mr.<br />

Drexel’s room. An EHS faculty member,<br />

peer, or guest speaker leads the members in<br />

a bible study. There is also juice and donuts<br />

provided in the morning.<br />

Through FCA, the teachers and upperclassmen<br />

have created a mentoring<br />

program in which older students assist<br />

younger students in their walk with Christ.<br />

Many times, older students will meet with<br />

the students they mentor for breakfast or<br />

an after-school snack to discuss scripture.<br />

This year a group of upperclassmen gathered<br />

over the course of first period until the<br />

end of Chapel to hear from pastor Jeremiah<br />

Morris. Morris gave a lesson to the group<br />

Faith at work through Moms in Prayer program<br />

13<br />

EHS volunteers sorted and hung clothes to<br />

sell in the Cottage Shop that funds the organization<br />

on <strong>October</strong> 22..<br />

Sophie Allen is the project manager of<br />

the Nehemiah Center, which works with<br />

at-risk families and their children to provide<br />

them with a safe environment. Children<br />

ranging in all ages get to eat meals,<br />

play outside, and do their homework. As<br />

EHS volunteers, students tutor the kids and<br />

play with them to keep them entertained<br />

before going home.<br />

Photo courtesy of timeline.fca.org.<br />

on discipleship and ministering to those in<br />

their community.<br />

Photo courtesy of siouxcenterchristian.com.<br />

ELLIE RAGIEL<br />

Staff Wrtier<br />

Every Friday morning at 8:30, the mothers<br />

of students from all grades file into Anderson<br />

Lecture Hall to gather in prayer for<br />

the Episcopal High School community.<br />

Known as Moms in Prayer, this international<br />

organization strives to make the<br />

lives of all children better through prayer<br />

and has been active at EHS for a while<br />

now. These mothers meet every week for<br />

an hour to pray for our students, staff, trustees,<br />

and any upcoming events like Homecoming<br />

or final exams.<br />

Each week they concentrate on a different<br />

attribute of God’s character, like Father,<br />

creator, salvation, and many more.<br />

Once a year they also have a special meeting<br />

when they walk to the four corners of<br />

campus and pray specifically for each Pillar<br />

of EHS.<br />

According to Meredith Barineau, an active<br />

member of Moms in Prayer, “It’s really<br />

special” to be able to come together as<br />

moms who are all “passionate in prayer for<br />

our school.”<br />

Although they pray for the community as<br />

a whole, the mothers who take part in this<br />

organization will agree that it is being able<br />

to pray for the needs of their children and<br />

all the EHS students that is really rewarding.<br />

Moms in Prayer has special prayer<br />

boxes located in the back of the Chapel and<br />

in the library where they encourage students<br />

to leave a short note with any prayer<br />

needs they might have.<br />

If you have any special prayer requests,<br />

leave them in one of these boxes and Moms<br />

in Prayer will lift it up for you.


14 OPINIONS<br />

Episcopal High School The Knight Times<br />

Volume 32, Issue 3<br />

Creation of superteams is damaging for the NBA<br />

GAVIN GEIB<br />

Staff Writer<br />

This past offseason, the Oklahoma City<br />

Thunder’s Kevin Durant made possibly the<br />

worst free agent decision in NBA history.<br />

Here’s why. Last postseason, the Thunder<br />

was up 3-1 against the Golden State Warriors<br />

in the Western Conference Finals and<br />

ended up losing. Then, the Warriors went<br />

up 3-1 against the Cleveland Cavaliers in<br />

the Finals and also lost. To top that off,<br />

last year the Warriors won the most regular<br />

season games in NBA history (73), and<br />

if they would have won one more game in<br />

the NBA Finals, they would likely be regarded<br />

as the best team in NBA history.<br />

And Kevin Durant wants to join this team?<br />

A Most Valuable Player, seven time All-<br />

Star, winner of four NBA scoring titles, the<br />

NBA Rookie of the Year Award, and holder<br />

of two Olympic gold medals wants to join<br />

this team? After coming one game away<br />

from beating them? And then the Warriors<br />

Kevin Durant holds up his new Warriors’ jersey. Photo courtesy of thebigleadcom.<br />

being one game away from winning it all?<br />

Although the Warriors are favorites to win<br />

the championship this year, this decision<br />

hurts Durant’s legacy as well as the NBA,<br />

and here’s why.<br />

First, in the words of sport analyst Stephen<br />

A. Smith, the NBA regular season is<br />

“ruined.” I personally might be interested<br />

in watching the Warriors at the beginning<br />

of the season, but if their preseason games<br />

are any indication of how they will do this<br />

year, they are going to be up 40+ points every<br />

game, and that is definitely not interesting<br />

to watch. The Thunder also lost their<br />

best player, so watching them is also going<br />

to be less interesting.<br />

It is my prediction that TV ratings for the<br />

NBA are going to decrease this year. All<br />

the good players are going to select teams,<br />

while everyone else is just filling out teams<br />

to beat. In a seven-game playoff series, almost<br />

always the best team is going to win,<br />

and because of this we already know that<br />

there are only four or five teams that have<br />

realistic chances of making it to the Finals.<br />

This is not what professional sports should<br />

be like. The competition is completely<br />

gone.<br />

Additionally, NBA fans pretty much<br />

know that the Warriors are going to be the<br />

number one team in the Western Conference<br />

and will probably be in the Finals.<br />

This Warriors team is so good that it ruins<br />

competition. This isn’t the NFL or MLB<br />

where you could have three really good<br />

players and still have a losing season.<br />

There are only five players on the court in<br />

basketball at any given time. One or two<br />

good players can lead their team deep into<br />

the playoffs or a championship. We’ve<br />

seen this time and time again. We saw this<br />

last year with the Kevin Durant and Rus-<br />

sell Westbrook, and now the Warriors have<br />

three players on the first All-NBA team?<br />

This is absolutely absurd.<br />

The reasons Kevin Durant has cited for<br />

deciding to go with the Warriors include<br />

the fact that he likes how the Warriors play<br />

and that he wants to win an NBA championship.<br />

Nowadays, the media judges the<br />

merit of a player so much on how many<br />

championships he wins. I think this judgment<br />

is completely wrong and is a topic<br />

for another editorial, but clearly Durant is<br />

desperate to win an NBA championship<br />

because of how he thinks it will improve<br />

his legacy. However, winning a championship<br />

with this Warriors team will not elevate<br />

his legacy at all. The Warriors were<br />

one game away from winning it last year.<br />

They are already an incredible team. Even<br />

if Durant stayed in OKC and did not win a<br />

title, I would still think more of him than if<br />

he won a title or several titles with his new<br />

Warriors team.<br />

This is probably harsh, but I will probably<br />

think less of Durant if they win a championship.<br />

I already hated the Warriors before<br />

Durant joined, and now I really hate them.<br />

In my eyes, Durant should have stayed in<br />

OKC, and grinded it out another year to try<br />

and win a title. The Thunder already has<br />

the players in place to make a run. And<br />

don’t even bring up Lebron. His situation<br />

and decision was completely and utterly<br />

different from this dreadful decision.<br />

Hey! Papparazzi! Leave them (sic) kids alone!<br />

DRE GUTHRIE<br />

Staff Writer<br />

It’s inevitable that, at some point,<br />

you’ve run across a gossip magazine or<br />

news website or feature on a broadcast<br />

about celebrity children, and, in a sense, I<br />

get it. If you’re interested in the lives of<br />

today’s latest and greatest, you’d probably<br />

be interested in their home lives, including<br />

their families. I typed celebrity children<br />

into Google and received over 75,000,000<br />

results in less than a second, so it’s obvious<br />

our fascinations span more search engine<br />

pages than anyone would ever want to read<br />

in a lifetime.<br />

Celebrity culture is blaring in our faces<br />

24 hours a day, and, fair enough, I believe<br />

that if you earn enough money to buy yourself<br />

several multimillion-dollar homes, you<br />

can’t complain much when people want to<br />

watch your actions for fun. With celebrity<br />

children, it’s different.<br />

For instance, imagine if Brad Pitt was<br />

your father. You’d be living in the lap of<br />

luxury, certainly, could ask for whatever<br />

you wanted, and would not be in want of<br />

anything. Your playhouse in your backyard<br />

could be a larger-than-life castle if<br />

you wished for it, and the coolest person<br />

you could imagine would show up to your<br />

birthday party just to see you.<br />

It’s hard to imagine a five-year-old who<br />

wouldn’t be interested in being spoiled<br />

because children naturally turn away<br />

from what they hate and run toward what<br />

they like: it’s human nature. I bet you’re<br />

thinking how wonderful such a life would<br />

be when hearing that Blue Ivy wore an<br />

$11,000 dress to the <strong>2016</strong> MTV Awards or<br />

that Suri Cruise gets to visit the Clintons<br />

with her mother.<br />

But that’s not fair. They didn’t choose<br />

to become famous; they were born into it.<br />

Blue Ivy and Suri didn’t personally request<br />

to grow up around celebrities, life just happened<br />

to turn out that way. As children,<br />

they’re constantly exposed to large sets<br />

of cameras carried by shouting men and<br />

women who want to record their entire<br />

lives for an audience they don’t know; nor<br />

do they understand precisely why hordes<br />

of reporters want to take pictures of them<br />

while walking out divided between their<br />

Suri Cruise faces a horde of papparazzi. Celebrity children find themselves the subject of pubic fascination on a daily basis.<br />

Photo courtesy of nydailynews.com.<br />

divorcing mother and father, or even know<br />

what it’s like outside of this celebrity bubble.<br />

So my request for you is simple: give<br />

them a chance to grow up.<br />

By taking the clickbait on the Internet<br />

and looking at what the latest Pitt-Jolie kid<br />

is up to, or by wondering what a celebrity<br />

mom decided to dress their new baby up in<br />

for Halloween, you inadvertently are reinforcing<br />

the system of paparazzi bothering<br />

children in order to get a scoop. And I’m<br />

sure every one of you have a little brother<br />

or sister or cousin or family member or<br />

neighbor who’s still a kid, and I’m even<br />

more sure that you want a child to grow<br />

up happy and healthy and unbothered by<br />

the world around them until they’re old<br />

enough to understand a problem’s ramifications<br />

clearly.<br />

So, whenever you are skimming through<br />

the world wide web for any interesting<br />

celebrity news for gossip’s sake, consider<br />

what celebrity father Ben Affleck said in<br />

an interview with Playboy a few years ago:<br />

“My kids aren’t celebrities. They never<br />

made that bargain.”


OPINIONS<br />

Episcopal High School The Knight Times<br />

Volume 32, Issue 3<br />

The tech barons of Silicon Valley: A digital Gilded Age<br />

15<br />

ANTHONY SMALL<br />

Editor-in-Chief<br />

In the late 19th century United States,<br />

a national society of small, rural farmers<br />

transformed into an urban, industrial<br />

machine dominated by mega-corporations.<br />

Mark Twain, noting that everything<br />

seemed glossy on the surface but deeply<br />

corrupt below, coined the term “Gilded<br />

Age” to describe this era. With the railroad<br />

and mining industries booming and factories<br />

rising on every corner in the Northeast,<br />

millions of Europeans flocked to the U.S.<br />

to carve out their piece of the American<br />

pie. With no precedent for such an explosion<br />

of the capitalist economic engine,<br />

wealth and power became increasingly<br />

concentrated in the hands of a few captains<br />

of industry. Government rules for the private<br />

sector were behind the times, and the<br />

feds rarely had the power to enforce existing<br />

or newly created regulations. These<br />

conditions fostered the rise of a select few<br />

industrial tycoons that singlehandedly<br />

ruled entire markets. The monopolistic<br />

practices, shady business transactions, and<br />

questionable political dealings of these fiscal<br />

titans like John D. Rockefeller, Andrew<br />

Carnegie, Cornelius Vanderbilt, and J.P.<br />

Morgan led them to be known as robber<br />

barons. These men exerted colossal control<br />

over American business and politics<br />

for years with philanthropic organizations<br />

and political initiatives, and it took decades<br />

to enact significant change to combat the<br />

crony capitalism throughout the nation.<br />

Fast-forward to <strong>2016</strong> and America once<br />

again faces another Gilded Age with the<br />

exploding rise of Silicon Valley’s fortune<br />

and influence on American society. Similar<br />

to the past, massive wealth has fallen<br />

into the hands of a few companies who<br />

command the digital sphere. Through lobbying<br />

groups and philanthropic organizations,<br />

tech magnates wield influence comparable<br />

to, and even greater than, that of<br />

John D. Rockefeller in his prime. Although<br />

these industry figureheads like to portray<br />

themselves as progressive, utopian-minded<br />

agents of change, industry behavior<br />

points toward the fact that “robber barons”<br />

would be a more fitting description. Yet,<br />

according to Gallup polls, the majority of<br />

Americans view the computer industry in<br />

an overwhelming positive light when these<br />

very mega-corporations have created, at<br />

minimum, borderline monopolistic business<br />

models much greater in scope than<br />

companies in other, more traditional industries<br />

like banking, real estate, and oil<br />

and gas. However, according to the same<br />

research, Americans view these latter industries<br />

in an overwhelmingly negative<br />

manner. To better understand this apparent<br />

dichotomy, a brief history of the computer<br />

industry is essential.<br />

When tech entrepreneurs rose to prominence<br />

in the 1980s, and even to this very<br />

day, the culture of their businesses has been<br />

that they are new and innovative corporate<br />

structures not beholden to traditional practices.<br />

In terms of outward appearance, this<br />

is largely true. Employees of tech companies<br />

more frequently don casual dress and<br />

tend to have a much more casual style in<br />

general. Moreover, the advent of personal<br />

computers and interactive software has created<br />

a formidable bond between the consumer<br />

and producer that simply does not<br />

exist in other industries. Lastly, these tech<br />

firms have incessantly branded themselves<br />

as working to “change the world” and<br />

“create a better future” instead of simply<br />

existing as an entity to make a profit. And<br />

for the most part, this claim is largely true,<br />

as these computer companies have fundamentally<br />

transformed our modern world.<br />

As a result, all of the aforementioned factors<br />

combine to create an environment in<br />

which the public views Silicon Valley as<br />

inherently less power-hungry and corrupt<br />

as well as largely exempted the tech<br />

elite from criticism carried out on more<br />

conventional industries. For example,<br />

Occupy Wall Street protestors paused to<br />

mourn multi-billionaire Steve Jobs’ death<br />

although when their entire protest movement<br />

was about justice for the 99%. While<br />

I do acknowledge that Jobs was obviously<br />

relatable to their plight as a previous hippie<br />

himself in the 1960s, the corporate actions<br />

of Apple prove starkly antithetical to the<br />

Occupy movement. Ultimately, this selective<br />

protesting has stifled the public debate<br />

on the anti-trust ramifications of tech companies<br />

and even emboldened Silicon Valley<br />

to further increase the occurrence and<br />

sheer scale of their questionable exploits.<br />

In terms of transparency and ethics<br />

within corporations, Silicon Valley is all<br />

talk and no action. While their public image<br />

emanates of inclusiveness and internationalist<br />

progressivism, corporations<br />

like Facebook, Google, and Apple fail to<br />

practice what they preach. To begin, Silicon<br />

Valley has a documented deficiency of<br />

women and minority leadership and employment.<br />

Furthermore, a few years ago<br />

Google, Apple, Intel, and Adobe settled an<br />

employee lawsuit against an industry wide<br />

wage-fixing scheme for hundreds of millions<br />

of dollars, which proves outright that<br />

they colluded to keep the working man’s<br />

wages down. Another unsavory business<br />

practice is the industry wide outsourcing of<br />

jobs to lower paid foreign guest workers to<br />

‘replace’ a largely non-existent lack of native<br />

tech workers. For example, Facebook<br />

has lobbied significantly to maintain this<br />

steady inflow of cheap labor to the region.<br />

In spite of this unscrupulous activity, Silicon<br />

Valley has faced relatively no retaliation<br />

from organized labor.<br />

Many of these companies, like Google<br />

and Facebook, have been caught violating<br />

their user privacy terms of service. These<br />

companies routinely perform unethical<br />

and immoral data collection and tracking<br />

of consumers and have faced little consequence<br />

in the United States. Specifically,<br />

Google has been exposed collecting user<br />

IP addresses and every online action with<br />

spyware programs without user permission.<br />

For example, Google was forced to<br />

settle the Wi-Spy case after being caught<br />

illegally acquiring hundreds of gigabytes<br />

of Wi-Fi data from various unprotected<br />

user networks in filming for its Street View<br />

program. Lastly, Facebook tracks users<br />

significantly more than they realize - even<br />

when they are not on the site.<br />

Another corrupt activity of tech elites<br />

is aggressive tax avoidance. In general,<br />

there are three ways for these tech tycoons<br />

The tech giant oasis - Silicon Valley. Image courtesy of siliconmaps.com.<br />

to largely exempt themselves from taxes.<br />

The first one, a tactic dating back to the<br />

Gilded Age, is to set up a tax-exempt philanthropic<br />

trust and funnel money to groups<br />

that questionably can be defined as charitable<br />

contributions. For instance, Zuckerberg<br />

has pledged 99% of his $45 billion<br />

fortune to charity. However, what many do<br />

not know is that the money remains unable<br />

to be taxed in his philanthropic LLC whose<br />

stated mission is to “advance human potential<br />

and promote equality,” which, in terms<br />

of being considered charitable contributions,<br />

very subjective. While he does admirably<br />

give significant amounts to charity, a<br />

considerable percent of the money is being<br />

used as if it were a tax-free lobbying foundation.<br />

Secondly, these mega-corporations,<br />

armed with legions of the best lawyers in<br />

the country, can seek out legal loopholes<br />

in the tax code. For example, Facebook<br />

paid zero taxes on over $1 billion in profits<br />

in 2012 by taking great advantage of tax<br />

deductions. In this case, it is obviously the<br />

fault of the government for failing to recognize<br />

loopholes. Lastly, the multinational<br />

tech companies also avoid paying tax by<br />

offshoring billions of dollars in profits to<br />

tax-exempt safe havens even when the<br />

companies are based in the United States!<br />

They intentionally do not move the money<br />

back into the U.S. to avoid taxation, so<br />

when it comes time to reinvest capital to<br />

build office, factories, and infrastructure –<br />

where do they do it? Not in the good ‘ole<br />

MR. DAN BINDER<br />

Guest Writer<br />

The First Amendment of the Bill of Rights<br />

speaks directly to the necessity of a robust<br />

and vibrant free press, and now more than<br />

ever, do we have it!<br />

Between Fox News, NPR, Telemundo,<br />

BuzzFeed, the Associated Press, Tomi Lahren,<br />

Infowars, and more, there is an abundance<br />

of diverse journalistic voices available<br />

at the click of a button or the swipe of<br />

a screen. With the advent of platforms like<br />

Twitter and Facebook, more people than<br />

ever before can share their ideas, experiences,<br />

and perspectives with the world, and<br />

one could argue that any concept of ‘the<br />

media’ that doesn’t include amateurs as<br />

well as professionals is not fully grasping<br />

the reality we live in. However, when we<br />

talk about the media, we generally refer to<br />

the larger, more professional entities – the<br />

newspapers, television or radio networks,<br />

and news agencies that have established<br />

large audiences for themselves. All of<br />

these entities strive for professionalism<br />

and excellence, and they all work to adhere<br />

to the traditional principles of journalistic<br />

U.S.A. but instead in these foreign countries<br />

where they keep the money. Ultimately,<br />

the fact that our government allows this<br />

type of behavior is just more evidence that<br />

we are living in another Gilded Age.<br />

While these Silicon Valley mega-corporations<br />

like Alphabet (owner of Google)<br />

have failed to be charged with significant<br />

antitrust violations in the U.S., the European<br />

Union, Russia, and United Nations<br />

have been working to crack down on their<br />

monopolies. For instance, Google has been<br />

charged in foreign countries for violations<br />

of anti-monopoly laws by promoting their<br />

own systems while discriminating against<br />

their competition in their search engine<br />

results. These deceptive practices are antithetical<br />

to American trust code and should<br />

be further investigated, as no single entity<br />

should be allowed to control search, advertising,<br />

and their own systems within the<br />

same user interface.<br />

The 19th century Gilded Age elicited a<br />

strong cultural backlash with the rise of<br />

populist politicians at and after the turn of<br />

the century such as Democrat William Jennings<br />

Bryan and Republican Teddy Roosevelt.<br />

With remarkable success of populist<br />

politicians like Bernie Sanders and Donald<br />

Trump who have railed against corporate<br />

monopolies this election cycle, we seem<br />

to be witnessing the past repeat itself as<br />

a smaller and smaller amount of corporations<br />

and individuals disproportionally impact<br />

our lives. In conclusion, I’m not trying<br />

to lay 100% of the blame for this current<br />

economic environment on Silicon Valley<br />

or even degrade them as an evil entity, as<br />

I recognize that the computer industry has<br />

made revolutionary changes and immense<br />

contributions to our society that have made<br />

life both easier and more efficient. All<br />

I’m articulating with this opinion piece is<br />

that there is a serious need for this topic<br />

to be acknowledged and understood by all<br />

Americans so a real debate can take place<br />

between citizens, Silicon Valley, and the<br />

government to work toward a solution.<br />

The bottom line, which most Americans<br />

fail to grasp, is that Silicon Valley megacorporations<br />

are just as ruthless as other<br />

mega-firms in other industries, and thus<br />

should be regulated and held accountable<br />

for their breaches of antitrust legislation<br />

and infringements on civil liberties by both<br />

the citizenry and the federal government.<br />

Total objectivity unrealistic in media<br />

objectivity. Unfortunately, true objectivity<br />

is in fact quite hard to practice, as the nature<br />

of the industry and the limitations of<br />

time, space, and financial backing force editors,<br />

for example, to choose which stories<br />

to cover, reporters to choose which sources<br />

to quote, producers to choose which stories<br />

to run first – even when it comes to matters<br />

of global importance, like our upcoming<br />

presidential election.<br />

Despite the best of intentions, even the<br />

grand media institutions with decades or<br />

even centuries of practice inevitably fall<br />

short of true objectivity. Simply put, ‘the<br />

media’ are not perfectly objective, and it is<br />

unrealistic to expect perfection. This is exactly<br />

why the skills we learn at Episcopal<br />

High School are so important – skills like<br />

critical thinking, source evaluation, independent<br />

research, etc..<br />

A citizen who is equipped with these<br />

skills can rather easily do her own digging<br />

on the internet, through scholarly<br />

resources, and via other mechanisms. To<br />

expect the media to simply deliver truth to<br />

a passive consumer is misguided – a truly<br />

responsible citizen will do his or her own<br />

share of the work.


16 <strong>KNIGHT</strong> SHIFT<br />

Episcopal High School The Knight Times<br />

Volume 32, Issue 3<br />

Best Food Tweets of All Time<br />

Went to the Texans game but they ran out of chicken tender baskets.<br />

#leaving<br />

I try to find the good in every single situation. Wait. That was a<br />

typo I meant “food.” I try to find the food in every situation.<br />

Is your name Patty because you sure are making me melt .<br />

#workseverytime #pattymelt #whataburger<br />

Usually when I’m getting full after I eat, I rub my tummy. That<br />

helps make more room for more food. #perseverance<br />

My future plans are lunch. Long-term? Dinner. #whattimeislunch<br />

Is cereal a soup or a salad? #justgivemeacookie<br />

Top 10 Worst Trick or Treats<br />

1) Advice<br />

2) Chocolate without the wrapper<br />

3) Salad (Sauce)<br />

4) Raisins<br />

5) Weight loss pills<br />

6) Half eaten apple<br />

7) Caramel covered onion<br />

8) Packaged carrots without ranch dressing<br />

9) Left side Twix instead of right side<br />

10) Anything but a Snickers<br />

A burrito is a sleeping bag for ground beef #Iwanttogocamping<br />

Hot or Not???<br />

• Dressing up for Spirit Week --- Basic school uniform<br />

Image courtesy of clipartpanda.com.<br />

(Celebrity Sighting)<br />

• Trick or treating ------------------ Halloween on a Monday<br />

• Football games ------------------- Empty student sections<br />

• Presidential debates ------------- Constant arguments<br />

• Post season baseball ------------- No Astros<br />

• Russell Westbrook --------------- Kevin Durant and Warriors<br />

• Chicken Tender Day ------------ People cutting the lunch line<br />

• Spotify ---------------------------- Apple music<br />

• Fantasy Football ----------------- Adrian Peterson injury<br />

• NFL -------------------------------- Rodger Goodell<br />

• Sweater weather ----------------- Bipolar Houston weather<br />

• Kanye coming back concert --- Couples going to Needtobreathe<br />

concert<br />

Hunter Hernandez and Ted Cruz share strikingly similar characteristics- their “lucsious”<br />

locks of hair for starters. Hernandez told The Knight Times that his doppelganger<br />

Cruz has motivated him to possibly run for class president next year. Hopefully<br />

for Hernandez, his election results will NOT be similar to the outcome Cruz<br />

had this past election cycle. Photo by Hunter Megarity.<br />

What are Those?<br />

Tayjon Martin wasted no time<br />

jumping right back to the center<br />

of attention. This month he decided<br />

to go with the “spot ‘em<br />

and dot ‘ems.”<br />

Mr. Lerch jumped into his size 17<br />

gameday shoes and made a statement<br />

in the Chapel.<br />

Everyone can literally SEE the reason<br />

Mia Holstead is featured in this<br />

month’s newspaper... In the spirit of<br />

Halloween, she is not going to let<br />

anyone walk by without noticing<br />

these.<br />

Taylor Ferguson stomps her way<br />

to school rocking her worker<br />

boots. All she needs to do is strap<br />

them up.<br />

Photos by Hunter Megarity and Will Edens.

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