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Grand<br />

<strong>Central</strong><br />

Kristen<br />

Gallagher


Troll Thread 2016


Entrance<br />

marble, stone, brass, tile, enormous double-glass windows<br />

muffled sound, cathedral light, damp marble smell<br />

----<br />

Two men carrying identical leather suitcases pass each other, two old<br />

ladies carrying shopping bags, a soldier with a large black rolling<br />

case, people with packages, newspapers, umbrellas, folders, document<br />

cases, two men in white polos with whistles around their necks, crushing<br />

handshakes, mouths moving, expressive mimes, jostling, running, almost<br />

running, dragging feet, stopping in front of a shop window, greeting,<br />

bidding farewell, convergences and clogs, few collisions.


Directions Walked by People on the Main<br />

Concourse<br />

Casually from 45th Street escalator to Market<br />

Steadily from Lexington Passage to east entrance of Dining Concourse<br />

Briskly from the east entrance of Dining Concourse to Track 23<br />

At full speed from Lexington Passage to Tracks 24 and 25<br />

Briskly from Vanderbilt Hall Passage to west entrance of Dining<br />

Concourse<br />

Casually from Vanderbilt Hall Passage to Market<br />

At full speed from 45th Street escalator to Biltmore Passage<br />

Steadily from Lexington Passage around Information Booth to Biltmore<br />

Passage<br />

Casually from standing on east floor to east entrance of Dining Concourse<br />

Casually from West Balcony to west entrance of dining concourse<br />

Steadily from Ticket Window to Track 23<br />

Steadily from Ticket Window to Information Booth<br />

Briskly from Graybar Passage to Track 24<br />

Briskly from Information Booth to Market<br />

Steadily from Lexington Passage to Shuttle Passage<br />

At full speed from Graybar Passage around Information Booth to Shuttle<br />

Passage<br />

Steadily from Information Booth to Track 30<br />

Briskly from Lexington Passage to Biltmore Passage<br />

Steadily from Lexington Passage to Tracks 25-6<br />

At full speed from mid Easy Balcony stairs toward someone emerging from<br />

Track 29 or 30<br />

Steadily from Vanderbilt Hall Passage to Graybar Passage<br />

Briskly from Information Booth then stopping to look around then briskly<br />

to Track 25<br />

Steadily from Lexington Passage to Shuttle Passage<br />

Briskly from 45 Street escalator around west side of Information Booth<br />

pausing for a moment and then to Lexington Passage<br />

Briskly from Vanderbilt Hall Passage to Market<br />

Steadily from Graybar Passage to west floor, then stopping, looking<br />

around, then casually toward Vanderbilt Hall Passage, then stopping,<br />

looking around, then briskly to Information Booth<br />

Steadily from west entrance to Dining Concourse to Track 27<br />

At full speed from Graybar Passage, stumbling to avoid tripping over<br />

someone’s wheeled suitcase, then back at full speed to Lexington<br />

Passage<br />

Steadily from east entrance of Dining Concourse to Ticket Window<br />

Briskly from Track 26 around west side of Information Booth to<br />

Vanderbilt Hall Passage<br />

Casually from Track 30 to Graybar Passage<br />

At full speed from Lexington Passage to staircase to Tracks 100-117<br />

Briskly from Information Booth to Track 28<br />

Casually from Market to Track 28<br />

Casually from west entrance to Dining Concourse, stopping, looking up at<br />

ceiling and pointing, then standing around on east floor, then casually


to Graybar Passage<br />

Briskly from Graybar Passage, stopping to take photos from east floor<br />

At full speed from Ticket Window to Track 28<br />

Casually from Graybar Passage to East Balcony<br />

Steadily from Shuttle Passage to Lexington Passage<br />

Steadily from Lexington Passage to Biltmore Passage<br />

Steadily from Biltmore Passage to Information Booth<br />

Casually from Information Booth to West Balcony<br />

At full speed from Lexington Passage to Track 27<br />

Briskly from Biltmore Passage to Vanderbilt Hall Passage<br />

Briskly from Shuttle Passage pausing on west floor, looking around, then<br />

casually to West Balcony<br />

Briskly from Graybar Passage to Ticket Window<br />

Casually from Information Booth to meet group of people, then casually<br />

to Lexington Passage<br />

Casually from Lexington Passage, stopping on east floor and chatting,<br />

then asking someone to take picture<br />

Briskly from East Balcony to Dining Concourse<br />

At full speed from Information Booth to Tracks 100-117<br />

Briskly from Vanderbilt Hall Passage to Shuttle Passage<br />

Briskly from Shuttle Passage to Biltmore Passage<br />

At full speed from Shuttle Passage to 45th Street escalator<br />

At full speed from 45th Street escalator to Shuttle Passage<br />

Casually from Biltmore Passage, stopping to take pictures, then steadily<br />

to Graybar Passage<br />

Steadily from 45th Street escalator to Information Booth<br />

Steadily from Information Booth Vanderbilt Hall Passage<br />

Briskly from Lexington Passage to Ticket Window<br />

Casually from Ticket Window to stand around on west floor, then casually<br />

to Dining Concourse


Questions Asked at The Information Booth<br />

Next trains to White Plains?<br />

Train to White Plains?<br />

When is White Plains?<br />

Could you tell me where the restroom is?<br />

Are there lockers? Where do you put your stuff?<br />

12:48 to Poughkeepsie?<br />

I am in a hurry PLEASE tell me where to get the 11:48 to Poughkeepsie! I<br />

am in a hurry!<br />

Could you tell me where the restroom is?<br />

What’s the history of Grand <strong>Central</strong>?<br />

Sir, hello. How are you? Could you tell me how do I get to 190th<br />

Street?<br />

When is the next train to Harrison?<br />

Yes, um, in which location are the restrooms?<br />

Could you tell me WHY you told me my train was on track 11 when it was<br />

on track 23? Why would you do that?<br />

Train track for Riverdale?<br />

Is there a restroom?<br />

Which one express to Stamford?<br />

You provide tickets on the train right? How much more are they?<br />

What time’s New Rochelle?<br />

Can I get to the Mets stadium?<br />

Just checking the 5:15 to Kingston?<br />

How you doin’ Michael Jordan Steakhouse?<br />

Is there really no 5:25 to Catona today?<br />

You guys have a schedule that’s 4 days old and it’s wrong it’s wrong and<br />

that’s on you!<br />

Can I borrow that pen for a minute?<br />

Is there a bathroom in here?<br />

Hi, we’re going up to Citifield, what’s a...?<br />

Do you have like just a subway map?<br />

What about Rye?<br />

To get to the F subway I just walk up a couple blocks, right?<br />

What times the Bridgeport?<br />

When’s the next New Haven?<br />

Do you know when the next Ossining?<br />

Can you tell me the next train coming in here from southeast I think<br />

number 3077?<br />

It’s really strange you must have bathroom but I don’t see.<br />

How ya doin? New Rochelle?<br />

Next train to New Haven?<br />

Can I use a senior fare in prime time?<br />

Is there any kind of bathroom nearby?<br />

Next time Bridgeport?<br />

Next train to Ossining hello? Next train to Ossining?<br />

Train to Croton where’s that?<br />

Tarrytown?<br />

Fairfield?<br />

Ossining?


Trains from Fairfield what platform are they in coming on?<br />

Next train to New Rochelle?<br />

Scuze me when is the next train to Beacon?<br />

How do you get to Southeast? Like Catona?<br />

Do you have any Metro-North ticket machines I can buy tickets on?<br />

I’m trying to get to Long Island?<br />

I want to go to here.<br />

Do you know where I go for this?<br />

5:19 stopping at Verdis?<br />

Next train to Yonkers?<br />

5:23 to Yonkers?<br />

Can I get a tour of this place?<br />

Do you have a pen by any chance?<br />

Can I ask you a question? I bought these tickets and I just want to make<br />

sure it works both ways?<br />

Where do you get Metro-North tickets it doesn’t say?<br />

How do you go about getting tickets for the subway?<br />

Next train to Larchmont?<br />

Can you help me?<br />

Can you tell me the train from Brewster where it will arrive?<br />

Will this ticket work?<br />

Hey what track is the 3:10 to Stamford?<br />

Can you help me I think I missed my train?<br />

Hi I need to get to the Hilton Hotel and it’s between West 54th and I<br />

don’t know.<br />

Next train to Darien?<br />

Next train to Stamford?<br />

Do you have a phonebook?<br />

Do you have a subway map?<br />

How do I get to Poughkeepsie?<br />

When’s next to Croton?<br />

Do you have subway map?<br />

Express to Stamford please?<br />

Hi what time is considered peak?<br />

Can you please tell me if I buy my ticket on the train to Connecticut<br />

if I buy it on the train will they charge me extra for buying it on the<br />

train?<br />

Next express to Stamford?<br />

What’s the schedule?<br />

Can I get a map of Manhattan from you?<br />

Hi whereabouts do you get a schedule for the subway?<br />

Where do I get a ticket for Stamford?<br />

Is there Amtrak here?<br />

When’s the next express to Milford?<br />

Scuze me what track is going to Tarrytown?<br />

Do you have subway tickets?<br />

Cold Spring New York?<br />

Uummm...I need underground train to umm Columbus Circle<br />

What is the number of the track?<br />

I just need the schedule for New Haven like Stamford and all of them?<br />

Hi I was here once before and there was a place like echoes or<br />

something?<br />

Where’s Junior’s restaurant?<br />

Is there a place to get her down to the food court with her walker she


needs an elevator or something?<br />

Can I get a Hudson line schedule and three New Havens?<br />

Do you have the full schedule?<br />

I have a quick question, Bedford, did Mariah Carey live there?<br />

I’m going to Bedford Hills?<br />

Pleasantville?<br />

White Plains how much to get there? And Stamford anything around there?<br />

You know which track Dobbs Creek is?<br />

You gave me that nice little green paper about the Brewster to Danbury<br />

connection express and I lost it because I’m a man.<br />

Can I get a ticket here?<br />

Where’m I going, Yonkers?<br />

Hello sir I’m trying to get to Dunhill Road?<br />

Do you have a big schedule like that?<br />

Do you have that kind of detailed timetable to New Haven?<br />

Harrison?<br />

Hi if I wanted get a train to Fairfield?<br />

I need to buy metrocards?<br />

Is track 182 upstairs or downstairs?<br />

Does the Graystone stop at Spuytin Duyvil?<br />

Next train to Yonkers please?<br />

There’s a 5:40 to Baystone do you know what track its on?<br />

To get to Catona can I get the 5:32?<br />

Hi dear the next train to Westport is 5:34?<br />

Track to Bridgeport?<br />

Where’s the tiffany glass?<br />

Chappaqua?<br />

Excuse me sir what time you have next train for the New Haven?<br />

For Yonkers which one?<br />

Hi I have questions is this like the subway stop?<br />

Do you still have tickets to New Haven?<br />

Hi we have the New York Passage and we have been told here we can get<br />

all the advice?<br />

Next train to Graystone?<br />

Phillips Manor?<br />

What tracks the 5:46?<br />

I need to go to Wall Street?<br />

What trains go to Mount Kisco?<br />

I’m trying to get to Marineck?<br />

When’s next to Darien?<br />

I wanna take a 7 train to an N?<br />

How do you get on the train?<br />

Where’s the Biltmore room?<br />

Do you know where to store is for Papyrus?<br />

Where to subway?<br />

Do you know where the equinox is?<br />

Does the 6:09 stop in Chappaqua?<br />

Fairfield?<br />

Hey um does this go to Croton Falls?<br />

Hi is the 5:23 the next train to Westport:<br />

What track is the uhhh uhh 5:54 to uhhh Greenwich?<br />

When’s your next express to White Plains?<br />

Hi Spuytin Duyvil?<br />

South Norwalk?


Hi we wanna go to the Botanic Garden?<br />

Hi my son tells me I need to take the train to Tarrytown?<br />

Hi um the Oyster Bar?<br />

Hi, um, do you allow dogs in Grand <strong>Central</strong>?<br />

Hi which way to the oysters?<br />

Hi do you know which way is across the street?<br />

Hi can you hear me?<br />

Hi can I have a one way ticket to Scarsdale?<br />

I wanna go by bus.<br />

The 12:07 is the the fast train to Stamford?<br />

2nd Avenue is far from here?<br />

Can you tell me where I can get a Metro-North ticket?<br />

Hi I’m taking Metro-North to Tarrytown can I get tickets?<br />

Hi sir the train direct to Stamford can you tell me what track it’s on?<br />

Hello may I have the timetable for Boston is that New Haven?<br />

The next train to Greenwich Connecticut?<br />

How do I get to Hoboken New Jersey?<br />

Hi what time in the train coming in from New Haven it was gonna be late<br />

there was some truck?<br />

Where do I buy tickets is there a machine?<br />

Hi I don’t know where I’m going I’m going to 69th St?<br />

Hi I wanna go to Yonkers when’s the next train?<br />

Salamanca station?<br />

I want to go to White Plains?<br />

How bout Peaksgill?<br />

What time is Westport?<br />

I’m off to Union Square to catch the L?<br />

Is it peak hours right now?<br />

Quick question something about the whisper gallery?<br />

How do you get to a bus?<br />

Times Square’s a couple blocks from here right?<br />

I’m supposed to meet someone they said under the clock?<br />

To Port Chester, alright?<br />

Train to Fordham?<br />

Hi can I ask you a question?<br />

Hi I need some orientation help?<br />

We need your master plan sir?<br />

What times Peaksgill?<br />

Where’s the bathroom?<br />

You know the monitor downstairs doesn’t work its kind of like out of its<br />

so you can’t see like Pleasantville?<br />

I missed it, what next?


Language on the Walls<br />

Please pardon our appearance. A brand new shopping experience is coming<br />

soon.<br />

beer table pantry beer and food to go Graybar Passage Grand <strong>Central</strong><br />

Station<br />

Forever Silver<br />

Second quarter earnings season kicks off this week<br />

Several large companies to raise their dividends<br />

Dining Concourse<br />

Magnolia Bakery New York City<br />

Welcome Aboard!<br />

This photography exhibit made possible through the generosity of our<br />

sponsors: printing by EMR graphics using Kodak professional UV-curable<br />

display film<br />

Dairy Queen<br />

El Oriental<br />

Eat<br />

Pat’s<br />

Lunches<br />

The Sno-House<br />

Eat Photographs by Jim Dow<br />

Getaway with Metro-North and save!<br />

Metro-North Railroad<br />

Restroom<br />

Chili all natural chili bar<br />

Chase<br />

Chase<br />

Chase Freedom<br />

Main level subway tracks 11-42<br />

Official audio tour of Grand <strong>Central</strong> available at specially marked<br />

windows on the Main Concourse<br />

Manhattan’s old thanks for the compliment<br />

The shops at Grand <strong>Central</strong><br />

5:31 peak<br />

Stamford<br />

Rye<br />

Port Chester<br />

Greenwich<br />

Cos Cob<br />

Riverside<br />

Old Greenwich<br />

Stamford<br />

Uniqlo made for all 5th Ave. at 53rd<br />

Get away with Metro-North and save!<br />

Eileen Fisher eileenfisher.com<br />

Eileen Fisher eileenfisher.com<br />

Wherever you’re going... We’re there over 370 destinations throughout<br />

the world United a Star Alliance member<br />

Attention customers never leave packages unattended unattended items may<br />

be removed by the MTA police dept. thank you for your cooperation


Jets/Giants fans take direct New Haven line service to 1 pm games at the<br />

Meadowlands<br />

Current Service Status<br />

Hudson good service<br />

Harlem good service<br />

New Haven good service<br />

If you see something say something call the MTA police<br />

Attention customers elevators at University Heights are out of service<br />

until further notice<br />

Ticket vending machines<br />

548 110 New Haven departed<br />

550 23 Danbury<br />

554 108 Old Greenwich Harrison 1st stop<br />

557 102 So. Norwalk Stamford - 1st stop<br />

559 18 Harrison Parchment - 1st stop<br />

602 17 New Rochelle Mount Vernon - 1st stop<br />

608 106 New Canaan Stamford - 1st stop<br />

611 24 New Haven Conn. to Shore Line East<br />

614 29 Stamford Rye - 1st stop<br />

617 25 Bridgeport Stamford - 1st stop<br />

619 28 Harrison Mount Vernon - 1st stop<br />

622 26 Danbury Stamford - 1st stop<br />

629 108 New Haven East Norwalk - 1st stop<br />

635 19 Stamford Harrison - 1st stop<br />

Audio tours of Grand <strong>Central</strong> start here anytime<br />

Official Grand <strong>Central</strong> Terminal Audio Tours<br />

Official Grand <strong>Central</strong> Terminal Audio Tours<br />

Grand <strong>Central</strong> Tours<br />

Lacoste La Machine L.12.12 be part of the iconic transformation on<br />

lamachinel1212.com lacoste<br />

MTA Metropolitan Transportation Authority<br />

MTA Metro-North Train Information<br />

Ticket Vending Machine Assistance<br />

Mail & Ride Information<br />

Audio tours of Grand <strong>Central</strong> start here anytime<br />

Official Grand <strong>Central</strong> Terminal Audio Tours<br />

Official Grand <strong>Central</strong> Terminal Audio Tours<br />

Grand <strong>Central</strong> Tours<br />

GCT Tours<br />

Apple Store Coming Soon<br />

Leather Spa<br />

Magnolia Bakery Cupcakes? Downstairs!<br />

Massage Manicure Pedicure Come rest while you wait<br />

MTA Metro-North Lost & Found<br />

In memory and honor of Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis 1929-1994 In an age<br />

when few people sought to preserve the architectural wonders that are<br />

a daily reminder of our rich and glorious past, a brave woman rose in<br />

protest to save this terminal from demolition. Because of her tireless<br />

and valiant efforts, it stands today as a monument to those who came<br />

before us and built the greatest city known to mankind. Preserving this<br />

great landmark is one of her many enduring legacies. The people of New<br />

York are forever grateful. October 1, 1998<br />

Main Concourse to Trains<br />

42nd Street Vanderbilt Hall


Customer Service<br />

East Balcony<br />

West Balcony<br />

Lexington Ave Ticket Machines<br />

Tracks 21-11 Lexington Ave<br />

The MetLife Building 45th Street<br />

26 Tracks 25<br />

24 Track 24<br />

30 Track 30<br />

29 Track 29<br />

28 Tracks 27<br />

23 Track 23<br />

Northeast Passage and Elevators<br />

Information MTA<br />

Information MTA<br />

Information MTA<br />

Information MTA<br />

Northwest Passage and Elevators<br />

Thoughtful details airfrance<br />

90 destinations worldwide airfrance<br />

pampering service airfrance<br />

frequent flights to Paris airfrance<br />

Ticket Machines Tracks 31 to 42<br />

11:35 PM 17 STAMFORD DEPARTED<br />

11:45 PM 30 NO WHITE PLAINS FORDHAM-1ST STOP<br />

12:06 AM 33 SOUTHEAST WHITE PLAINS-1ST STOP<br />

12:08 AM 34 POUGHKEEPSIE MARBLE HILL-1ST STOP<br />

12:15 AM 25 NEW HAVEN STAMFORD-1ST STOP<br />

12:18 AM 18 STAMFORD MOUNT VERNON-1ST STOP<br />

12:20 AM 37 CROTON-HARMON YANKEES-E.153 RD ST. 1ST STOP<br />

12:30 AM 16 NO WHITE PLAINS FORDHAM-1ST STOP<br />

01:00 AM 35 CROTON-HARMON YANKEES-E.153RD ST. 1ST STOP<br />

01:06 AM 29 SOUTHEAST WHITE PLAINS-1ST STOP<br />

01:12 AM 26 NEW HAVEN STAMFORD-1ST STOP<br />

01:15 AM 36 STAMFORD MOUNT VERNON-1ST STOP<br />

01:20 AM 17 NO WHITE PLAINS FORDHAM-1ST STOP<br />

01:47 AM 28 NEW HAVEN STAMFORD-1ST STOP<br />

01:50 AM 32 CROTON-HARMON YANKEES-E.153RD ST. 1ST STOP<br />

01:53 AM 34 STAMFORD MOUNT VERNON-1ST STOP<br />

01:56 AM 21 SOUTHEAST FORDHAM-1ST STOP<br />

Grand <strong>Central</strong> Terminal was constructed by the New York <strong>Central</strong> and<br />

Hudson River Railroad Company, completed in 1913. With the support<br />

of NYC & HRRR president William H. Newman, and with the ingenuity of<br />

chief engineer and vice president William J. Wilgus, the terminal was<br />

developed according to plans devised by the architectural association of<br />

Warren & Wetmore and Reed & Stem.<br />

42nd street passage subway 4 • 5 • 6 • 7 • S<br />

GCT Tours<br />


Culture is great Experience the world’s greatest music festivals<br />

visitbritain.com<br />

Countryside is great explore some of the worlds most dramatic landscapes<br />

visitbritain.com<br />

ElectriCity Powering New York’s Rails Now Open<br />

Getaway with Metro North and save!<br />

The New York Transit Museum presents The Art of the Poster<br />

Grand <strong>Central</strong> Terminal was rehabilitated, and this east stairway was<br />

constructed, from 1996 to 1998, with public funds by the Metropolitan<br />

Transportation Authority, E. Virgil Conway, Chairman.<br />

To Vanderbilt Avenue The Campbell Apartment<br />

Dining Concourse Tracks 100-117<br />

Ring Bell


Conversations Overheard<br />

Is that all your stuff? You’re ready for Armageddon here!<br />

Do you know where there’s a bathroom? Yeah they aren’t conspicuous<br />

they’re down that way down the escalator. Go that way, like over that<br />

way, then right.<br />

What can we do can he see the doctor?<br />

Don’t look back. This is our life now, we’re not gonna last if you don’t<br />

accept this is our life now and it’s not gonna be the same<br />

Hey mom is always late and we should really know better<br />

1088? 108? What?<br />

Hey! I got a good spot here, right? I’m not even getting run over by<br />

people.<br />

I must have missed you I was looking up.<br />

If I wanted to open a Chinese there or Sri Lankan right there I could.<br />

I’m right by the clock near the information. It’s like a booth? It’s<br />

says information? I’ll be here.<br />

What we’re all about is finding those people and serving the shit out<br />

of them. They try to appeal to everyone but that doesn’t work. We will<br />

serve the shit out of you.<br />

What color shirt are you wearing? I see you. Hey!<br />

Do you need help with your bag? Let Jimmy take your bag for ya. Jimmy<br />

get her bag.<br />

That wasn’t so hard I thought we’d never find you … This crowd!<br />

I’ll be there in two minutes tops…sorry two minutes…tops.<br />

What happened? Where’d you mess up?<br />

I left a little note saying where I was and they claim not to know?<br />

That’s a lack of leadership. Or they just didn’t see the note.<br />

I’m sweating. Yeah I know. I can’t believe we ran for the train and it’s<br />

late. Yeah I know.<br />

Now how do you fit into this crowd? I’m a loan officer of the bank. Great!<br />

There’s nowhere to eat this pizza. Shoulda thought of that before you<br />

ordered it.<br />

Is the game gonna be delayed or what? Well, it is raining. So you think<br />

it’s gonna be delayed?<br />

Did you see the Empire State Building? Yeah. How long did you stay? I<br />

dunno 10 minutes. What why only 10? It was boring. Not much to see huh?<br />

You get there, look around, that’s it? Yeah. Did you go to the museum?<br />

No. What? Come on guys this is New York City you spent 10 minutes in the<br />

Empire State Building that’s all you do? Well mom said we had to go to<br />

the stupid baseball game and we don’t want to. I know I don’t know why<br />

but she really wants to go. We’ll see if we can let you go do something<br />

else but you gotta do something. Call your mommy see where she is how<br />

long til she gets here?<br />

Scuse me I hate to but could you by any chance have 20 cents. No sorry I<br />

just spent my last money on this cupcake.<br />

So when he gets here you’ll just head out into the city? You don’t have<br />

any plans?<br />

And now he says my generation is the post post modern generation and<br />

like he takes us to all these really modern things and like ok we went<br />

to the museum of modern art and he took us to see a suitcase just a


suitcase like in a room and that was it and I was like what is the point<br />

but then some people stayed after we were dismissed and they were like<br />

oh this is sooo cool and I’m just like you can’t stay here looking at a<br />

suitcase for a month what the fuck<br />

There didn’t used to be stairs there. You couldn’t get up there, not<br />

until very recently.<br />

Do you remember what my number is?<br />

I was there I was there at her house and the dog was there!<br />

I’m waiting for you are you here?


Things You Can Buy at Grand <strong>Central</strong> Station<br />

Motel Deluxe bon voyage greeting card with picture of sunset $5<br />

Solid gray Swatch watch $120<br />

Pink children’s Tinker Bell Swatch watch $50<br />

Glenmorangie 10 year highland single malt $54.95<br />

Disco ball crystal earrings $165<br />

Pink plastic Dizzy Brand flip flops $35<br />

3-pack of children’s socks $18<br />

Ruby and gemstone necklace $100<br />

Chocolate cake $30<br />

9 inch apricot lemon tart $24<br />

9 inch chocolate praline mousse $39.50<br />

6 raw cauliflower heads $3<br />

7 raw baby carrots $3.84<br />

2 raw baby eggplants $3.31<br />

Baked macaroni $7.99 per pound<br />

Morbier $15.99 per pound<br />

Provolone $12.99 per pound<br />

Caciocavallo $17.99 per pound<br />

Appenzeller $20.99 per pound<br />

Taleggio $14.99 per pound<br />

Pecorino Tartufello $28.99 per pound<br />

Crock of St. Marcellin $6.99 each<br />

Stravecchio $15.99 per pound<br />

Dansk bleu $10.99 per pound<br />

Dill havarti $8.99 per pound<br />

Mountain gorgonzola $14.99 per pound<br />

Valdeon $16.99 per pound<br />

Drunken goat $16.99 per pound<br />

Isabella gouda $15.99 per pound<br />

2 year aged Boerenkaas $15.99 per pound<br />

Aged manchego $16.99 per pound<br />

Young manchego $14.99 per pound<br />

Irish cheddar $9.99 per pound<br />

Tickler cheddar $10.99 per pound<br />

1 year aged cheddar $7.99 per pound<br />

Yellow cheddar $5.99 per pound<br />

Jarlsberg $9.99 per pound<br />

Gruyere $17.99 per pound<br />

Raisin clusters $29.00 per pound<br />

Marzipan acorns $38.00 per pound<br />

Hazelnut truffle squares $38.00 per pound<br />

Hazelnut truffle rounds $38.00 per pound<br />

Mello mints $29.00 per pound<br />

Marshmallow bars $29.00 per pound<br />

All-American bars $29.00 per pound<br />

Sugar free chocolate covered pretzels $22.00 per pound<br />

Sugar free cashew clusters $29.00 per pound<br />

Sugar free almond bark $30.00 per pound<br />

Mocha truffles $38.00 per pound


French cream truffles $38.00 per pound<br />

Coconut shrimp $21.00 per pound<br />

Organic olive oil $70.00 per bottle<br />

Bottle of Grgich Hills cabernet sauvignon $75.00<br />

Standard roller Mont Blanc pen $595.00<br />

Standard fountain Mont Blanc pen $825.00<br />

Mont Blanc Etoile pen $1055.00<br />

Pink marble resin Mont Blanc pen with embedded crystals $525.00<br />

Mont Blanc pen Meisterstuck Doue collection with geometric designs<br />

$645.00<br />

Black Mont Blanc letter opener $400.00<br />

Chinese tea set $50.00<br />

100 grams loose rooibos tea $16<br />

Limited edition graffiti-themed designer suitcase by Tumi $595 (only 100<br />

were made)<br />

Nightgown with floral print and black lace $85<br />

1 oz of anti aging serum extracted from a tree in Ghana $55<br />

10 oz verbena hand wash $20<br />

Rose body cream $36<br />

Cherry blossom body cream $35<br />

Rose scented candle $23<br />

Peony soap $23<br />

Magnolia Bakery vanilla cupcake with chocolate buttercream frosting<br />

$2.75<br />

Magnolia Bakery 15th anniversary cupcake marble cake buttercream icing<br />

died green with dark chocolate disc $3.50<br />

Magnolia Bakery vanilla cupcake with chocolate buttercream icing $2.75<br />

Magnolia Bakery chocolate cupcake with chocolate buttercream icing $2.75<br />

Magnolia Bakery vanilla cupcake with chocolate buttercream frosting and<br />

small candy adornment in shape of yellow flower with green leaf on each<br />

side $3.50<br />

Magnolia Bakery German chocolate cupcake $3.25<br />

Magnolia Bakery hummingbird cupcake banana pineapple pecans cream cheese<br />

icing $3.25<br />

Magnolia Bakery red velvet cheesecake with chocolate cookie crust $6.00<br />

Magnolia Bakery icebox cake $4.50 slice<br />

Ceramic birdhouses made in upstate NY small $120 and large $165<br />

Corn syrup, sugar and preservative free ketchup with rosemary and chili<br />

oil $12.50<br />

Large wine goblet that says “I am the platinum experience” $25<br />

Mayonnaise with candied lemon peel $12.50<br />

Papyrus regular gift wrap with patterns of either pink hearts and blue<br />

elephants, brown and white tweed, overlapping rainbows, watercolor flower<br />

clusters, or pink cake slices and green ice cream cones $4.50<br />

Papyrus specialty giftwrap in various colors with sparkles $6.50<br />

Set of 2 champagne glasses $45<br />

16 oz basil infused olive oil $33<br />

16 oz bergamot infused olive oil $33<br />

16 oz chili infused olive oil $33<br />

16 oz green lemon infused olive oil $33<br />

16 oz lemon infused olive oil $33<br />

16 oz mandarin infused olive oil $33<br />

2012 Live with Intention calendar $13.95<br />

BBQ turkey meatloaf $14 per pound


Black Moleskine notebook 192 pages $17.95<br />

Red Moleskine notebook 240 page $24.95<br />

Set of 2 9 x 14 cm Moleskine Legendary notebooks in assorted colors<br />

8.95<br />

Bold taco seasoning 4 oz $4.69<br />

Bottle stopper b2b by Lauren Lucs $14.00<br />

Macaroons in either cassis, hazelnut, banana caramel, or Chocolate<br />

$2.25<br />

Flourless spinach and feta soufflé $10.50 per pound<br />

Grilled vegetables $15 per pound<br />

Key lime cheesecake $5.50 per slice<br />

Chocolate financier $1.40<br />

Pack of 12 “Vintage Parisian” glitter greeting postcards $12.95<br />

Pedicure at Francesco’s Hair Salon and Day Spa $30<br />

Red velvet cheesecake with chocolate cookie crust $6.00<br />

Salt shaker on rolling wind-up wheels decorated like a bird with real<br />

feather tail $18<br />

Set of 4 plastic bowls with image of princess on bottom, matching<br />

princess juice cups and small plates $42<br />

Thomas the Tank tape measure $7<br />

Red Robot pencil cup $7<br />

Wild Alaskan Copper River Sockeye salmon $29.99 per pound<br />

Wild Alaskan Sockeye salmon $31.99 per pound<br />

Wild caught Chilean sea bass $29.99 per pound<br />

Wild Portuguese sardines $9.99 per pound<br />

Wild U7 jumbo shrimp $29.99 per pound<br />

Lafont “Atmosphere” eyeglass frames brown with blue edging $559.00<br />

Mikli eyeglass frames blue $509.00<br />

Book The Art of Shaving $17<br />

Futura Razor Visionaire $95<br />

Pure badger hair shaving brush with water buffalo horn $75<br />

Shave stand brass coated in nickel $100<br />

Shrimp tempura $26.95<br />

Jumbo shrimp salad $27.95<br />

Chimay White draft $10<br />

Arctic char $36.95<br />

Bud light draft $5.95<br />

Bottles of Budweiser or Rolling Rock from coolers near train tracks<br />

$2.00<br />

Nathan’s Hot Dogs $2.00<br />

General Tsao’s chicken $4.35<br />

Assorted vegetarian Indian dishes $8.25<br />

Ham or turkey sandwich with potato chips and soda $6.25<br />

Bagel with cream cheese $2.08<br />

Bagel with butter $1.57<br />

Fried oysters, tartar sauce $11.45<br />

Fried whole Ipswich clams $12.45<br />

Fried calamari with marinara sauce $10.45<br />

Roasted Naked Cowboy oysters with Asian five-spice butter $11.95<br />

Wild Maine mussels steamed with white wine and garlic $12.95<br />

Bloody Mary oyster shooter with Pisco Porton $7.95<br />

Cajun fried Florida popcorn shrimp $13.95<br />

Jumbo shrimp cocktail 418.95<br />

Caviar sandwich $8.95


Oysters Rockefeller $16.45<br />

Clams casino $10.95<br />

Maine lobster cocktail $15.00<br />

Mixed green salad $5.95<br />

Mixed green salad with beefsteak tomato $6.75<br />

Alaska red king crabmeat cocktail $16.95<br />

Smoked Idaho brook trout filet with horseradish cream $7.25<br />

Smoked North Atlantic salmon $12.95<br />

Florida stone crab claws (3 piece), mustard mayonnaise $19.95<br />

Jumbo lump Maryland crab cake with Baltimore red sauce $14.50<br />

New England clam chowder $6.45<br />

Manhattan clam chowder $6.15<br />

Bouillabaisse, an oyster bar classic $27.95<br />

Jumbo shrimp and jumbo lump crabmeat over classic Caesar salad $28.45<br />

Foursome of seafood salads with crabmeat Caesar, basil squid, piquant<br />

shrimp, poached salmon with sauce vert $23.95<br />

Point Judith squid salad with opal basil vinaigrette and avocado$ 21.95<br />

Alaskan red king crabmeat salad with pomegranate dressing, endives,<br />

celery and chives $27.95<br />

Jumbo shrimp salad with sauce piquant, julienne of leeks $28.95<br />

Cold poached farmed Norwegian salmon filet with cucumber dill salad,<br />

sauce verte $26.95<br />

Pan fried Greek orata (sea bream) filet over roasted yellow beets,<br />

arugula & watercress, herbed goat cheese and coconut-lemon oil $28.95<br />

Maine lobster roll on a toasted potato bun with cole slaw and sweet<br />

potato chips $28.95<br />

Nicoise salad with seared Ecuadorian bigeye tuna $27.95<br />

Maine lobster salad over mesclun greens, curry tarragon dressing $29.95<br />

Fried jumbo shrimp in tempura batter $27.95<br />

Fried jumbo shrimp in coconut $27.95<br />

Grilled jumbo shrimp with garlic butter $28.95<br />

Fried new Bedford sea scallops, tartar sauce, french fries $27.95<br />

Jumbo shrimp salad with sauce piquant, julienne of leeks $28.95<br />

Grilled Maine extra large sea scallops $29.95<br />

Coquille St. Jacques $27.95<br />

Pan fried Florida jumbo soft shell crabs with garlic herb butter $29.95<br />

Florida stone crab claws (med) with mustard mayonnaise $44.95<br />

Jumbo lump Maryland crab cakes with Baltimore red sauce and french fries<br />

$27.95<br />

Smoked Idaho brook trout, whole with horseradish cream $14.25<br />

Smoked North Atlantic salmon $12.95<br />

Eggs benedict with smoked North Atlantic salmon and hollandaise, English<br />

muffin $13.95<br />

Oyster stew: $11.45<br />

Ipswich clam stew: $13.95<br />

Cherrystone clam stew: $12.75<br />

Shrimp stew: $14.45<br />

Lobster stew: $21.95<br />

Sea scallop stew: $13.95<br />

Combination stew: $21.45<br />

Oyster panroast: $11.95<br />

Ipswich panroast: $14.95<br />

Cherrystone clam panroast: $13.25<br />

Shrimp panroast: $14.95


Lobster panroast: $22.45<br />

Sea scallop panroast: $14.45<br />

Combination panroast: $21.95<br />

GCOB Bluepoint (Copps Island, CT) XL $2.25 $1.95<br />

Beavertail (Rhode Island) $2.25<br />

Blackberry Point (Prince Edward Island) $3.05<br />

Chefs Creek (British Columbia) $2.15<br />

Cotuit (Massachusetts) $2.55<br />

Deep Bay (British Columbia) $2.25<br />

Denman Island (British Columbia) $2.15<br />

Fire Island (Long Island, NY) $2.15<br />

French Kiss (Nova Scotia) $3.15<br />

Hama Hama (Washington St) $2.25<br />

Hunter Point (Washington St) $2.25<br />

Kumamoto (Oregon) $3.25<br />

Madeleine (New Brunswick) $2.45<br />

Malpeque (Prince Edward Island) $2.35<br />

Martha’s Vineyard (Massachusetts) $2.65<br />

Moonstone (Rhode Island) $2.75<br />

Naked Cowboy (Long Island, NY) $2.15<br />

Nautilus (Maine) $2.85<br />

Nootka Sound (British Columbia) $2.15<br />

Pebble Beach (Washington St) $2.15<br />

Pemaquid (Maine) $2.95<br />

Royal Miyagi (British Columbia) $2.15<br />

Saddlerock (Long Island, NY) $2.15<br />

Samish Bay (Washington St) $2.25<br />

Sewansecott (Virginia) $2.15<br />

Sunset Beach (Washington St) $2.15<br />

Totten Virginica (Washington St) $3.55<br />

Watch Hill (Rhode Island) $2.25<br />

Wellfleet (Massachusetts)$ 2.65<br />

Yaquina (Oregon) $2.35<br />

Littleneck Clams $1.35 Top neck $1.45<br />

Cherrystone Clams (Long Island, NY) $1.55<br />

Grand <strong>Central</strong> oyster platter (Long Island, NY) 8 pc $19.35<br />

Bivalve platter with 4 oysters, 4 clams $14.95<br />

Medley of shellfish: 10 oysters, 2 clams, 2 jumbo shrimp, 3 N.Z. mussels<br />

$31.35 or with some lobster for $45.25 or with a whole lobster for<br />

$59.25<br />

Oysters Rockefeller $16.45<br />

Broiled Bluepoint oysters, anchovy butter $13.95<br />

Clams casino $10.95<br />

Long Island Steamers<br />

Fried Long Island Bluepoint oysters with tartar sauce and french fries<br />

$21.45<br />

Fried Ipswich whole belly clams with tartar sauce and french fries<br />

$24.95<br />

Live lobsters directly from Maine $29.95 per pound<br />

Chilled Alaskan Red King crabmeat salad with pomegranate dressing,<br />

endives, celery and chives $27.95<br />

Chilled Pan fried Greek orata (sea bream) filet over roasted yellow<br />

beets, arugula & watercress, herbed goat cheese and coconut-lemon oil<br />

$28.95


Broiled Icelandic Arctic char filet with salsa verde and refried beans<br />

$27.95<br />

Jumbo lump Maryland crab cakes with Baltimore red sauce and french fries<br />

$27.95<br />

Grilled Washington State sturgeon steak with South Carolina mustard BBQ<br />

sauce, baked beans with apple smoked bacon and tempura battered onion<br />

rings $29.95<br />

Broiled Australian Barramundi filet with chimichurri sauce and grilled<br />

summer squash $28.95<br />

Saratoga water, sparking or flat 28oz $5.75<br />

Soda $2.25<br />

Lemonade/Arnold Palmer $4.50<br />

Coffee, hot or iced $2.75, decaf$ 2.75<br />

Espresso, hot or iced $2.75, decaf $2.75<br />

Cappuccino, hot or iced $4.25, decaf $4.25<br />

Tea hot $2.75, iced $2.75<br />

Fruit juice $4.75, milk 3.95<br />

Arctic char filet, broiled, salsa verde $27.95<br />

Barramundi filet, broiled, chimichurri sauce $28.95<br />

Bluefish filet, broiled $21.95<br />

Bronzini filet, broiled $29.95<br />

Brook trout, whole, butterflied, broiled, amandine $21.95<br />

Catfish filet, Cajun grilled $21.95<br />

Flounder, whole, broiled $24.95<br />

Grouper, red filet, broiled $31.95<br />

Haddock filet<br />

Halibut filet<br />

Lemon sole filet, broiled or pan fried $27.95<br />

Mahi Mahi filet, broiled $26.95<br />

Monkfish (Lotte) tournedos, broiled, bearnaise $26.95<br />

Orata (sea bream) filet, broiled $28.95<br />

Salmon, Alaskan wild red king filet, broiled, bearnaise $30.95<br />

Salmon, Norwegian farmed filet, broiled, hollandaise $26.95<br />

Scallops, sea, extra large broiled $29.95<br />

Scallops, sea, fried, tartar sauce, ff $27.95<br />

Scrod filet, broiled $25.95<br />

Sea bass, black filet, broiled $27.95<br />

Shad filet, broiled, tomato and bacon $27.95<br />

Shad roe<br />

Shad filet & roe combo<br />

Snapper, red filet, broiled $33.95<br />

Squid (calamari), fried, marinara sauce, ff $22.95<br />

Striped bass<br />

Sturgeon steak, grilled, South Carolina mustard BBQ sauce $29.95<br />

Swordfish steak, grilled $28.95<br />

Tilapia filet, broiled $21.95<br />

Tuna, bigeye steak, Cajun grilled, salsa $28.95<br />

Old fashioned fish-n-chips $21.95<br />

Grilled sirloin steak $34.95<br />

Kids chicken fingers $14.95<br />

Half roasted chicken $14.95<br />

Steamed vegetable platter $14.95<br />

Creamed spinach $4.75<br />

French fries $4.75


Rice pilaf $4.25<br />

Steamed Yukon Gold potatoes $4.25<br />

Cole slaw $3.75<br />

Vegetable du jour $6.95<br />

Cinnamon sugar roasted walnut apple crumb pie $7.50<br />

Red velvet cake with mixed berries and chocolate cream cheese frosting<br />

$8.50<br />

Lemon-lemon meringue pie with hazelnut biscuit crust and raspberry sauce<br />

$7.50<br />

Chocolate mousse $6.75<br />

Rice pudding $5.00<br />

Creme caramel $6.95<br />

Very fresh fruit salad $5.95<br />

Florida key lime pie $7.25<br />

New York cheesecake $6.95<br />

French melon sorbet $6.50<br />

Peach lavender ice cream $6.75<br />

Chocolate or vanilla ice cream $5.75<br />

Hot fudge sundae $7.50<br />

Any dessert a la mode add $2.00<br />

Bud Light (St. Louis) $5.75<br />

Blue Moon Belgian White (Colorado) $6.50<br />

Bluepoint Toasted Lager (Long Island, NY) $6.50<br />

Brooklyn Lager (Brooklyn, NY) $6.50<br />

Brooklyn “Brooklyner Weisse” (Brooklyn, NY) $6.50<br />

Chelsea “Sunset Red” (Manhattan) $6.50<br />

Chimay White (Belgium) 9 oz $10.00<br />

George Killians ‘Irish Red’ (Colorado) $6.25<br />

Guinness (Ireland) $7.50<br />

Palm Amber (Belgium) 14oz $7.50<br />

Sierra Nevada Pale Ale (California) $6.25<br />

Sixpoint “Righteous Rye” (Brooklyn, NY) $7.25<br />

Stella Artois (Belgium) $7.25<br />

Victory “Prima Pilsner” (Pennsylvania) $7.00<br />

Amstel Light (Holland) $6.25<br />

Asahi (Japan) 33.8 oz can $12.25<br />

Ballast Point “Bigeye” IPA (California) $7.25<br />

Beck’s Dark / non-alcoholic (Germany) $6.25<br />

Brooklyn “Local 1” Ale (New York) 750ml $18.00<br />

Chimay ‘Red’ (Belgium) $10.50<br />

Chimay “Blue” (Belgium) $11.50<br />

Cisco “Whales Tale” Pale Ale (Nantucket) $6.75<br />

Corona (Mexico) $6.75<br />

Duvel (Belgium) $9.25<br />

Heineken / Heineken Light (Netherlands) $6.25<br />

Kirin “Ichiban” (Japan) $6.75<br />

Leffe Blonde Abbey Ale (Belgium) $6.75<br />

Magic Hat #9 (Vermont) $6.50<br />

Magners Cider (Ireland) $7.25<br />

Michelob “Ultra” – low carb (USA) $6.25<br />

Ommegang “Hennepin” (New York) $7.50<br />

Sam Adams Light (Massachusetts) $6.75<br />

Sam Smith Taddy Porter (England) $8.25<br />

Schneider Weisse (Germany) 16 oz $11.00


Le Colture “Fagher” Prosecco NV - Valdobbiadene, Italy $38/11.00<br />

Rotari “Brut Reserve” NV - Italy $38<br />

Raventos “Reserva Brut” Cava 2008 - Sant Sadurni D’ Anoia, Spain<br />

$38/11.00<br />

Schramsberg “Sommelier Selection” 2007 - North Coast, California<br />

$65/15.00<br />

Lieb Blanc de Blancs 2007 - North Fork, Long island, NY $66<br />

Iron Horse “Ocean Cuvee” 2005 - Green Valley, California $88<br />

Dubl Feudi Aglianco “Brut” 2006 - San Gregorio, Italy $88<br />

Cosset “Grand Rose” NV - France 375 ml $85<br />

Ruinart Brut Rose NV - Reims, France 375 ml $90<br />

Pommery “Brut Royal” NV - Reims, France $90<br />

Taittinger “Prestige Blanc” NV - Reims, France $110/23.00<br />

Pol Roger “Brut” NV - Epernay, France $110<br />

Billecart-Salmon “Brut Reserve” NV - France $120<br />

Bollinger “Special Cuvee Brut” NV - France $175<br />

Cosset “Brut Excellence” NV - France Magnum $240<br />

Bruno Paillard Rose MV - Reims, France $180<br />

Columbia-Crest “Two Vines” 2007 - Washington State $34/8.50<br />

Stenmari “Feudo Arancio” 2010 - Sicily, Italy $36<br />

Domaine de Bernier 2009 - Loire Valley, France $38<br />

Paumanok “Festival” 2011 - Long Island, New York $38<br />

Votre Sante 2010 - California $38<br />

Costello 2010 - California $40/10.00<br />

Glenelly 2010 - Stellenbosch, South Africa $44<br />

Gilles Louvet “0” Organic 2010 -Vin de Pays, France $45<br />

Craggy Range “Kidnapper” 2008 - New Zealand $46<br />

D. Dampt AC Chablis 2009 - Burgundy, France $45/11.25<br />

Newton “Red Label” 2009 - Napa $48<br />

Heitz 2008 - Napa $50<br />

R & J Rijckaert “En Paradis” 2009 - Arbois, Loire Valley, France $54<br />

River Bench “Estate” 2009 - Santa Maria Valley, California $60<br />

Augustus 2007 - Penedes, Spain $65<br />

Mayacamas 2007 - Mount Veeder, California $68<br />

Domaine Ferret “Pouilly Fuisse” 2009 - Burgundy $75<br />

Patz & Hall 2009 - Sonoma Coast, California $78<br />

Jordan 2009 - Napa $80<br />

Vincent Girardin Pouilly Fuisse 2009 - Burgundy $82<br />

Domaine Laurent Cognard Montagny ler “Les Bassets” 2009 - Burgundy $85<br />

Terrien 2007 - Sonoma $88<br />

Pierre Matrot Meursault 2008 - Burgundy $90<br />

Antica 2009 - Napa $92<br />

Hanzell 2008 - Sonoma $100<br />

Stony Hill 2007 - Napa $100<br />

Phillip Colin Chassagne-Montrachet 2009 - Burgundy $110<br />

Hirsch Vineyards 2009 - Sonoma Coast $110<br />

Domaine Alain Chavy “Puligny-Montrachet” 2008 - Burgundy $115<br />

Stonestreet “Grandstone” 2008- Napa $150<br />

Nicolas 2010 - Cotes de Gascogne, France $34/8.50<br />

Domaine du Tariquet VDP 2009 - Cotes de Gascogne, France $34<br />

Southern Right 2010 - Walker Bay, South Africa $36<br />

Mission 2009 - Hawkes Bay, New Zealand $38/9.50<br />

Domaine des Victories “Quincy” 2010 - Loire Valley, France $38<br />

Trinchero “Mary’s Vineyard” 2010 - Napa $40/10.00


Rusack 2010 - Santa Ynez Valley, California $46<br />

Domaine Fournier Sancerre 2009 - Loire Valley, France $48/12.00<br />

Honig “Rutherford Reserve” 2010 - Napa $55<br />

Grieve 2008 - Napa $75<br />

Domaine Former “Silex” Sancerre 2008 - Loire Valley, France $82<br />

Chateau de Sancerre “Cuvee de Connetable” 2007 - Loire Valley, Fr. $90<br />

Jermann 2008 - Delle Venezie, Italy $90<br />

Chateau La Louviere 2006 - Pessac-Leognan, France $115<br />

Peter Michael “L” Apres Midi” 2010 - Napa $125<br />

Su Yuen (Coppola) 2009 - Monterey County, California $36<br />

Louis Guntrum “Dry” 2010 - Germany $38/9.50<br />

Paul Culver 2009 - Elgin, South Africa $38<br />

Basserman-Jordan Trocken QbA 2010 - Pfalz, Germany $42/10.50<br />

Elk Cove 2009 - Willamette Valley, Oregon $44<br />

Van Volxem 2010 - Mosel-Saar-Ruwer, Germany $52<br />

SA Prum Urzinger Wurzgarten Kabinett 2009 - Mosel, Germany $58<br />

Groebe Westhofener Trocken-Kabinett 2007 - Westhofener, Germ. $56<br />

JJ Prum “Bernkasteler” Kabinett 2009 - Mosel, Germany $68/17.00<br />

Heinz Nikolai “Erbacher Honigberg” Auslese 2004 - Rheingau, Germ 375ml<br />

$80<br />

True & Daring 2007 - Nelson, New Zealand $90<br />

Weinbach Grand Cru “Schlossberg” 2009 - Alsace, France $90<br />

Paul Blanck “Grand Cru Schlossberg” 2007 - Alsace, France $110<br />

Chateau Campuget 2010 - Costieres de Nimes, France $38/9.50<br />

Chateau La Selve “Saint Regis” 2008 - Coteaux De L’Adeche, France $40<br />

Cinquante-Cinq 2010 - Languedoc, France $40<br />

Barboursville “Reserve” 2009 - Virginia $50<br />

Mille Una “Maviglia” 2005 - Italy $85<br />

Simonsig 2010 - South Africa $36/9.00<br />

Domaine des Hauls de Sanziers Samur 2009 - Loire Valley France $40<br />

Domaine Pichot Vouvray 2010 - Loire Valley, France $44<br />

Laffourcade “Clos la Royaute” Savennieres 2008 - Loire Valley, France<br />

$60<br />

Anterra Pinot Grigio 2010 - Delle Venezie, Italy $30/7.50<br />

Attems Pinot Grigio 2010 - Venezia Giulia, Italy $38<br />

Lieb Pinot Blanc 2008 - Long island, New York (1/2 BTL) $20<br />

Robert Sinsky Pinot Gris 2010 - Los Carneros, California $50/12.50<br />

Heitlinger “Kapelle” Pinot Blanc 2008 - Germany $60<br />

Clos de Rochers Pinot Gris 2009 - Luxemborg $55<br />

Dr. Weinheim “Muschelkalk” Trocken 2009 - Pfalz, Germany $85<br />

Josmeyer “H” Pinot Auxerrois 2008 - Alsace, France $85<br />

Firestone Estate 2008 - Santa Ynez Valley, California $34<br />

Valckenburg 2009 - Pfalz, Germany $34/8.50<br />

Haliek Vineyard “Piner Creek Ranch” 2009 - Russian River Valley, CA. $65<br />

Donkey & Goat “Sluice Box” 2009 - El Dorado, California $60<br />

Murietta’s Well “The Whip” 2009 - Livermore Valley, California $40<br />

Domaine de Pellehaut “Cotes de Gascogne” 2007 - France $36<br />

Bianchi Erbaluce 2010 - Colline Novaresi, Italy $45<br />

Le Albare Soave Classico 2009 - Veneto, Italy $38/9.50<br />

Altavia Noname White (Dollceacqua) 2006 - Italy $38<br />

Tenuta Rapitala Grillo 2010 - Sicily, Italy $38/9.50<br />

Hermines D’Argent “Muscadet Sevre Et Mains” 2010 - Loire, France<br />

$34/8.50<br />

Recanati “Yasmine White” 2006 - Galilee, Israel $32


Castillio Perlada “Blanc Pescador” 2009 - Perlada, Spain $36<br />

Giustiniani “Quinis” Vermentino 2009 - Colline Lucchesi, Italy $43<br />

Conundrum 2009 - California $52<br />

D’orta-De Conciliis Falaghina 2009 - Salerno, Italy $44<br />

Diamonte Malvasia-Viura (Semi-Sweet) 2008 - Rioja, Spain $32<br />

La Emperatriz Viura 2009 - Rioja, Spain $34/8.50<br />

Shooting Star (Jed Steele) Aligote 2010 - Lake County, California $38<br />

Feudi di San Gregorio Lacryma Chrysti 2010 - Italy $38/9.50<br />

Echeverria 2010 - Maipo Valley, Chile $34/8.50<br />

Albertina Cellars 2005 - Mendocino County, California $40<br />

Santa Rita “Medalla Real” 2008 - Maipo Valley, Chile $45/11.25<br />

Cultivar 2009 - Napa $58<br />

Cain Vinyards “Cain Cuvee” NV - Napa $68<br />

Trinchero “<strong>Central</strong> Park West” 2008 - Napa $80/20.00<br />

Woodward Canyon “Old Vines” 2003 - Columbia Valley, Washington $135<br />

Spring Valley Vineyards “Uriah Red” 2005 - Walla Walla, Washington $135<br />

Silver Oak 1999 - Napa $185<br />

Casa Julia 2009 - Rapel Valley, Chile $32/8.00<br />

Domaine Cazes “Canon du Marechal” 2009 - France (Merlot/Syrah) $34<br />

Wamakersvallei “Bain’s Way” 2010 - South Africa $36<br />

Casa Lapostolle 2010 - Rape! Valley, Chile $36<br />

Rodney Strong 2008 - Sonoma $36<br />

Hayman and Hill “Reserve Collection” 2006 - Napa $36/9.00<br />

Wilson Daniels 2010 - Paso Robles, California $40<br />

Maculan “Brentino” 2007 - Veneto, Italy $45<br />

Moshin Vineyards “Molinari” 2007 - Dry Creek Valley, California $65<br />

Chateau Ets Thunevin “Mauvals Garcon” 2006- Bordeaux $75<br />

Newton “Unfiltered” 2006 - Napa $90<br />

Sawyer Cellars 2003 - Rutherford, Napa $98<br />

Pepper Bridge 2006 - Walla Walla Valley, Washington $98<br />

Pride “Mountain Vineyards” 2006 - Sonoma/Napa, California $120<br />

Twomey Cellars 2003 - Napa $125<br />

Napa Cellars 2008 - Napa $40/10.00<br />

Klinker Brick Winery “Old Vine” 2009 - Lodi, California $45<br />

Wild Hog “Estate” 2006 - Sonoma Coast $58<br />

Mara “Old Vines” 2005 - Napa $60<br />

Kunde “Century Vines Reserve” 2004 - Sonoma $72<br />

Rubicon Estate “Ed Pennine” 2008 - Napa Valley $89<br />

Anne Amie “Cuvee” 2009 - Willamette Valley, Oregon $45/11.50<br />

Moshin Vineyards “Cuvee” 2009 - Dry Creek Valley, California $50<br />

Row Eleven 2007 - Santa Maria Valley, California $60<br />

Carlton Cellars “Cape Lookout” 2009 - Oregon $68<br />

Santa Cruz Mountain Vineyard “Branciforte” 2008 - Santa Cruz, Calif. $72<br />

Hirsch Vineyards “Bohan-Dillon 2009 - Sonoma Coast, California $75<br />

Halleck Vineyard “Hillside Cuvee” 2007 - Sonoma Coast $90<br />

Robert Sinsky “Los Carneros” 2008 - Careneros, California $96<br />

Sheldon “Kendric Vineyard” 2006 - Marin County, California $98<br />

Hirsch “M” Vineyards 2007 - Sonoma Coast, California $105<br />

Dehlinger “Goldridge” 2004 - Russian River Valley, California $110<br />

Soliste “L’Esperance 2008 - Sonoma Coast, California $115<br />

Capiaux “Pisoni” 2005 - Santa Lucia Highlands, California $115<br />

Wild Horse “Cheval Sauvage” 2005 - Santa Maria Valley, California $125<br />

Mongeard Mugneret Vosnee Romance ler Petits Monts 1998 - Cote d’Or,<br />

France $130


En Route (Nickel & Nickel) “Les Pommiers” 2009 - Russian River Valley<br />

$132<br />

Bind! “Original Vineyard” 2007 - Victoria, Australia $135<br />

Roar “Rosella’s” 2008 - Santa Lucia Highlands, California $135<br />

Sea Smoke “Southing” 2009 - Santa Rita Hills, California $135<br />

Chateau Campuget 2007 - Costieres de Nimes, France $40/10.00<br />

Jardin 2007 - Stellenbosch, South Africa $48<br />

Some Young Punks “Naked on Roller Skates” 2010 - McLaren Vale, Aus. $62<br />

Rancho Arroyo Grande 2008 - Arroyo Grande Valley, California $84<br />

Detente (Tensley/Dom. De Montvac) 2007 - Santa Barbara/Vacqueyras $90<br />

JL Columbo “Terre Brulees 2008 - Cornas, France $105<br />

Potato Barn Red 2008 - North Fork, Long Island, NY $34/8.50<br />

Perusini 2007 - Colli Oriental! del Friuli, Italy $64<br />

Raffault “Picasses” Chinon 1995 - Loire Valley, France $70<br />

Raffault “Picasses” Chinon 1989 - Loire Valley, France $85<br />

Jean Delobre “La Ferme des Sept Lunes” 2006 - Saint Joseph, France $72<br />

Santa Sofia Amarone 2006 - Valpolicella Classico, Italy $120<br />

Planeta “Cerasuolo Di Vittoria” 2009 - Garanita, Sicily $48/12.00<br />

1847 “Home Block” Petit Verdot 2004 - Barossa Valley, Australia $90<br />

Sheldon Graciano “Ripken Vineyard” 2007 - Lodi, California $58<br />

Zeni Costalgo Rosso Veronese 2006 - Verona, Italy $36<br />

Heitz Grignolino 2008 - Napa $40<br />

Diseno Malbec 2010 - Mendoza, Argentina $36/8.50<br />

Alpha Zeta Corvina 2010 - Veneto Italy $32/8.00<br />

Girasole Chianti 2009 - Tuscany, Italy $36<br />

Quinta Cruz Tempranillo “Pierce Ranch” 2008 - Monterey, Calif. $42/10.50<br />

LZ “Vinedos de Lanciego” Rioja (Telmo Rodriguez) 2010 - Rioja, Spain<br />

$42/10.50<br />

Wamakersvallei Pinotage 2010 - South Africa $36<br />

Vinedo de los Vientos “Angel’s Cuvee” Ripasso de Tannat 2005 - Uraguay<br />

$97<br />

Saronsberg “Provenance” 2010 - Tulbagh Region, South Africa $34/8.50<br />

Moscadoro Sparkling Moscato 2009 - Piemonte, Italy $10<br />

Phillip Togni “Ca’ Togni” 2002 - Napa $25<br />

Jackson Triggs Vidal Ice Wine 2007 - Niagra Pennisula, Canada $12<br />

Iniskillin Vidal Ice Wine 2007 - Niagra Pennisula, Canada $18<br />

Barbadillo Manzanilla “Extra Dry” - Jerez - Xeres, Spain $8<br />

Barbadillo Oloroso “San Rafael” - Jerez-Xeres, Spain $12<br />

Barbadillo Amontillado “Principe”- Jerez-Xeres, Spain $14<br />

Sandeman Tawny 10 year $12<br />

Casa de Santa Eufemia “Special Reserve” White 30 Yr Old $13<br />

Quinta De La Rosa 1995 $9<br />

Calem “Quinta Da Foz” 1996 $12<br />

Quinta de Noval Black Port $12<br />

Hiro Blue Junmai Ginjo - Japan 720ML $65/11.00<br />

Horin Junmai Daiginjo - Japan 300ml $26<br />

Momokawa (Organic) Junmai Ginjo - Oregon 720ml $36<br />

Yoshinogawa Daiginjo - Japan 720ml $120<br />

Yoshinogawa Eshigo Junmai - Japan 720ml $42<br />

Origins Checks and Balances face wash $20<br />

Origins Zero Oil deep pore cleanser with saw palmetto & mint $20<br />

Origins A Perfect World cleanser with white tea $22<br />

Origins Clean Energy cleansing oil $24<br />

Origins Well Off eye makeup remover $17.50


Origins Dr. Andrew Weil for Origins Mega-Mushroom Skin Relief Face<br />

Cleanser $28.50<br />

Origins Blade Runner Energizing shave cream $16<br />

Origins Fire Fighter after-shave $18<br />

Origins Save the Males moisturizer $36<br />

Origins Easy Slider Pre-shave oil $21<br />

Origins Skin Diver Active Charcoal body wash $21<br />

Origins Plantscription Anti-aging eye cream $43.50<br />

Origins GinZing Refreshing eye cream $30<br />

Origins Starting Over Age-erasing eye cream with Mimosa $36.50<br />

Origins No Puffery cooling mask $23<br />

Origins No Deposit Shampoo “for if your hair acts bored” $16.00<br />

Origins Rich Rewards treatment for scalp and hair $18.50<br />

Origins Dr. Andrew Weil for Origins Mega-Bright Skin tone correcting<br />

serum $55<br />

Origins Sunny Disposition bronzing stick $21<br />

Origins Quick, Hide! Long-Wearing Concealer $16<br />

Origins Full Story Lush-lash mascara $15<br />

Origins Bedtime Hug body wrap $42<br />

Origins All and Nothing pressed powder $26.50<br />

Origins Underwear for Lashes $16<br />

Origins Fill In The Blanks Eyebrow enhancer $16<br />

Origins Automagically Eye lining pencil $16<br />

Origins Smoothing Souffle whipped body cream $29.50<br />

Origins Let’s Circulate Salt Rub soap $14.50<br />

Origins Keep Calm Candle $32<br />

Origins Stress Diffusing Candle $32<br />

Origins Heart Warming Hug $42<br />

Origins Warm Up Candle $32<br />

Origins Gloomaway Grapefruit body souffle $29.50<br />

Origins High-Potency Night-A-Mins $39.50<br />

Origins The Way of the Bath matcha tea body soak $45<br />

Origins Youthtopia Lift firming cream $52.50<br />

Origins The Great Pretender self-tanner $21.50<br />

Origins Peace of Mind $12<br />

Origins Make A Difference hand cream $20


Photos I’ve Seen Taken<br />

of escalator down to Dining Concourse<br />

of the ceiling<br />

of market walkway from camera lifted and pointed over crowd<br />

of children posing near information booth<br />

of elderly couple and young woman in crowd on main concourse<br />

of woman and two children in crowd on main concourse<br />

of woman below sign that says “subway”<br />

of young woman standing at bottom of east balcony stairs<br />

of central clock from northeast<br />

of American flag hanging above entrance to Vanderbilt Hall<br />

of woman between east balcony stairs and Lexington Passage<br />

of central clock from northeast<br />

of downward twist of west balcony railing close up<br />

of central clock from person reaching up with one arm casually while<br />

passing across southeast end of main concourse<br />

of young girl midway down stairs of east balcony from top of east<br />

balcony<br />

of little boy in crowd on main concourse close up<br />

of chandelier above entrance to track 23 from below on main concourse<br />

of couple in crowd on main concourse<br />

of people using whispering gallery from hallway leading to whispering<br />

gallery<br />

of crowd from west balcony<br />

of central clock from west<br />

of one corner of whispering gallery from diagonally opposite corner<br />

of central clock from east<br />

of American flag hanging above entrance to Vanderbilt Hall from ramp<br />

leading out of Vanderbilt to main concourse<br />

of crowd from east balcony<br />

of crowd from east balcony<br />

of the ceiling<br />

of young woman looking back over shoulder as she ascends east balcony<br />

stairs<br />

of information booth window close up<br />

of woman and little girl on east balcony stairs<br />

of crowd from west balcony<br />

of young girl in front of closed ticket window<br />

of central clock from northeast<br />

of central clock from west<br />

of crowd from east balcony<br />

of the ceiling<br />

of entrance to Dining Concourse from top of stairs leading down to it<br />

of board for New Haven departures<br />

of man and woman in crowd on main concourse<br />

of central clock from west<br />

of young man on west balcony from below and several feet away on main<br />

concourse<br />

of central clock from west<br />

of the ceiling


of the ceiling<br />

of young woman waving in crowd on main concourse<br />

of Lexington Passage arch from over the railing of east balcony stairs<br />

of west balcony from main concourse<br />

of woman standing in whispering gallery corner close up<br />

of west windows from east balcony stairs<br />

of central clock from west<br />

of central clock from west<br />

of whispering gallery corner from mid-gallery<br />

of two adults and two teenagers by entrance to Oyster Bar<br />

of crowd from east balcony<br />

of the ceiling<br />

of woman with Magnolia Bakery bag held up by her face<br />

of whispering gallery corner from extreme close up<br />

of group of six people of various ages arm-in-arm in crowd on main<br />

concourse<br />

of group of eight in Yankees hats by information booth<br />

of man leaning over west balcony rail from below on main concourse<br />

of crowd from mid-stairs of east balcony<br />

of crowd from west balcony<br />

of man and two children in crowd on main concourse<br />

of central clock from west<br />

of group of seven in crowd on main concourse<br />

of Lexington Avenue side of east balcony stairway from below<br />

of group of five, arms around each other in crowd on main concourse<br />

of the ceiling<br />

of entrance to Dining Concourse from next to stairs of east balcony<br />

of two elderly persons and three small children in front of information<br />

booth<br />

of elderly couple in crowd on main concourse<br />

of woman and two children in crowd on main concourse<br />

of woman below sign that says “subway”<br />

of young woman at bottom of west balcony stairs from mid-way up stairs<br />

of woman at bottom of east balcony stairs from main concourse<br />

of central clock from east<br />

of central clock from south<br />

of American flag hanging above entrance to Vanderbilt Hall from main<br />

concourse<br />

of central clock from northeast<br />

of central clock from east<br />

of woman in front of information booth<br />

of elderly couple in front of information booth<br />

of crowd from east balcony<br />

of woman and boy on east balcony stairs from below<br />

of west balcony from top of west balcony stairs<br />

of central clock from southwest<br />

of crowd from southwest end of main concourse<br />

of crowd from east balcony<br />

of man and woman on stairs to east balcony from below<br />

of elderly woman on stairs to east balcony from below<br />

of man, woman and two children on stairs to east balcony from below<br />

of the ceiling<br />

of the ceiling<br />

of woman and girl on west balcony stairs from above on west balcony


of crowd from west balcony<br />

of the ceiling<br />

of central clock from east<br />

of central clock from northeast<br />

of the ceiling<br />

of crowd from west balcony<br />

of crowd from west balcony<br />

of five children in crowd on main concourse<br />

of feet of people walking down east balcony stairs<br />

of east balcony from bottom of stairs<br />

of south windows from east balcony stairs<br />

of sign saying Apple Store Coming Soon<br />

of crowd on east end of main concourse<br />

of two kids in Yankees caps on east balcony<br />

of main concourse from camera resting on left rail of east balcony<br />

stairs<br />

of the ceiling<br />

of crowd from east balcony<br />

of two middle-aged men near entrance to Lexington Passage<br />

of woman with shopping bags at her feet in front of closed ticket<br />

windows<br />

of the ceiling<br />

of woman in crowd on main concourse<br />

of schedule board at west end of main concourse<br />

of woman and three children in front of information booth<br />

of somewhere between ceiling and south windows, possibly of lighting<br />

effects<br />

of American flag hanging above entrance to Vanderbilt Hall<br />

of the ceiling


Baseball Hats<br />

blue and white Yankees<br />

blue and white Yankees<br />

blue and white Yankees<br />

blue and white Yankees<br />

solid black Yankees<br />

beige with brown lettering OPT 002<br />

yellow with red lettering The Toy Festival<br />

navy with white lettering Red Sox<br />

blue and white Yankees<br />

gray on gray Yankees<br />

white with blue S<br />

red with black lettering Guideline Fuel<br />

navy with white lettering Foxes<br />

gray corduroy with navy crossed rowing oars<br />

blue and white Yankees<br />

navy with pale blue letters Alaska above Moosehead beer label<br />

blue with red lettering Cincinnati Reds<br />

navy with white lettering New York’s Finest<br />

navy with raised fuzzy yellow letters NYPD<br />

camouflage with black letters OC<br />

red white and blue NY Islanders<br />

navy with white Nike swoosh<br />

green with white lettering Alcatraz<br />

navy with orange stitched lettering bonistallingshipping.com<br />

gray corduroy with Budweiser label silk-screened on a white patch with<br />

red stitching<br />

blue with white Greek letters alpha epsilon<br />

gray with white lettering Bass Pro Shops<br />

blue and white Yankees<br />

red with white lettering Boston Market<br />

black with giant face of Bugs Bunny<br />

black with purple lettering and crest Decepticons<br />

red with white lettering ESPN<br />

red with white and black striping and the falcon head insignia of the<br />

Atlanta Falcons<br />

gray and white Yankees<br />

gray Yankees with pink glitter<br />

brown with gold lettering Guinness 1759<br />

gold with black lettering Hoegaarden<br />

red with white lettering Hot and Sweaty Budweiser<br />

white with green cursive stitching CFC<br />

navy with Major League Baseball insignia<br />

navy with Major League Baseball insignia<br />

navy with Major League Baseball insignia<br />

black with white lettering above Mexican flag Mexico<br />

blue and white Yankees<br />

blue and white Yankees<br />

blue and white Yankees<br />

blue and white Yankees


lue and white Yankees<br />

pale pink with red lettering on a white patch Never Not Working<br />

black with white Nike swoosh<br />

white with navy cursive stitching New York City<br />

pale blue and white plaid Yankees<br />

pink with pink glitter PINK<br />

blue with red brim and red lettering New York Rangers<br />

red and white Yankees<br />

black with sky blue lettering University of Kentucky<br />

green and black check with black lettering Vans<br />

blue and white Yankees<br />

blue and white Yankees<br />

blue and white Yankees<br />

blue and white Yankees<br />

blue and white Yankees<br />

blue and white Yankees<br />

blue and white Yankees<br />

blue and white Yankees<br />

blue and white Yankees<br />

blue and white Yankees<br />

blue and white Yankees<br />

blue and white Yankees<br />

camouflage<br />

camouflage with 2 white dice<br />

white with royal blue cursive stitching Georgia<br />

navy with white front half with thick navy stripes and the other half<br />

with navy lettering VOLM<br />

red with white Nike swoosh<br />

blue and white Yankees<br />

white Yankees with navy pinstripe and lettering<br />

blue and white Yankees<br />

blue with orange lettering Mets<br />

blue with large Elmo’s face<br />

green with navy lettering Got Art?<br />

green with yellow lettering Sonics<br />

gray with navy lettering Hoyas!<br />

navy with white Adidas logo<br />

navy with green capital A outlined in orange<br />

blue and white Yankees<br />

blue and white Yankees<br />

blue and white Yankees<br />

blue and white Yankees<br />

blue and white Yankees<br />

blue and white Yankees<br />

blue and white Yankees<br />

blue and white Yankees<br />

blue and white Yankees<br />

blue and white Yankees<br />

navy with white lettering FJ<br />

sky blue with large white lettering Giants<br />

pale blue with yellow overlapping letters C and N<br />

pale blue with tiny white lettering surrounding a white and yellow<br />

sailboat<br />

yellow with green lettering John Deere


Security<br />

2 heavily armed wearing camouflage standing by ramp to Vanderbilt Hall<br />

with German Shepard<br />

3 NYPD swat standing at top of escalator to Dining Concourse<br />

2 MTA walking through hall to track 19<br />

1 NYPD standing by entrance to 42nd Street passage<br />

1 MTA walking down hall marked Lexington Avenue and ticket machines<br />

1 NYPD walking by west escalator to Dining Concourse<br />

2 heavily armed wearing camouflage pacing by entrance to Lexington<br />

Passage<br />

2 heavily armed wearing camouflage walking down ramp to Oyster Bar<br />

2 NYPD swat standing by side entrance to Hudson News near escalator to<br />

Dining Concourse<br />

3 MTA standing at bottom of west balcony<br />

1 NYPD standing in center of northwest quadrant of main floor<br />

1 NYPD walking across west end floor<br />

2 heavily armed wearing camouflage at bottom of escalator up from Dining<br />

Concourse<br />

2 heavily armed wearing camouflage at intersection of Lexington Passage<br />

and main concourse with German Shepard<br />

2 MTA police outside Oyster Bar<br />

3 NYPD at intersection of Lexington Passage and main concourse<br />

4 heavily armed wearing camouflage at intersection of Vanderbilt and main<br />

concourse<br />

1 NYPD at intersection of Vanderbilt and main concourse<br />

2 heavily armed wearing camouflage at bottom of ramp from whispering<br />

gallery to Vanderbilt Avenue<br />

2 heavily armed wearing camouflage getting Indian food at Dining<br />

Concourse<br />

2 heavily armed wearing camouflage flanking entrance to main concourse<br />

1 heavily armed wearing camouflage across south end of main concourse<br />

with German Shepard<br />

1 MTA walking dog across northeast end of main floor<br />

1 MTA walking diagonally across west end of main floor<br />

2 NYPD swat standing at entrance to Lexington Passage<br />

2 heavily armed wearing camouflage ordering food at Junior’s<br />

3 NYPD walking from Lexington Passage to Vanderbilt hall<br />

1 heavily armed wearing camouflage on either side of the Vanderbilt<br />

Avenue end of the whispering gallery<br />

1 heavily armed wearing camouflage walking in Dining Concourse past<br />

<strong>Central</strong> Market Grill<br />

1 MTA walking diagonal across east floor<br />

2 MTA and 2 heavily armed wearing camouflage by red rope blocking<br />

entrance to Vanderbilt Hall


People Passing Things<br />

Young man with Yankees hat and headphones walks past the Aveda store<br />

Older man and female child walk past Toto<br />

Middle aged woman pauses and smooths her hair outside Little Miss<br />

Matched<br />

Elderly man wearing filthy NY Post apron limps past Grand <strong>Central</strong> Optical<br />

Armed man wearing military camouflage looks in the window of Origins<br />

Two men with blue suits and briefcases talk emphatically and walk past<br />

L’Occitane en Provence<br />

Man with stained white chef’s shirt and blue Yankees cap walks past<br />

Forever Silver by Erwin Pearl<br />

Elderly woman in belted silk dress and black patent heels waits outside<br />

Vince Camuto<br />

Group of college-aged boys with piercings gather around a map and speak<br />

French outside Swatch<br />

Woman in Rite Aid workers uniform shirt on cell phone outside Rite Aid<br />

Two Muslim women, one with an infant in a holster, stare into the window<br />

of the MTA Train Museum and Store<br />

Blind man with a seeing-eye dog passes Hudson News<br />

MTA conductor passing Postman Books<br />

A nun with her back to the erotica section at the bookstore<br />

2 NYPD talk to each other, faces close, leaning against wall outside<br />

Pylones<br />

MTA janitor standing still with broom and dustpan outside Zaro’s bakery


An Alphabetization of My Paranoid Experiences<br />

A device in his helmet, to the left of his left eye, barely detectable,<br />

scans for facial recognition.<br />

A kind of security-state mirror phase<br />

After about 2-3 days I felt it lift<br />

all the possibilities unfolded before me in my mind<br />

around when I began to realize my behavior could be considered<br />

suspicious<br />

because the realization that I might be being watched by people in<br />

camouflage with guns was traumatic<br />

But that felt like it might jeopardize my project, which was not to talk<br />

to the police, but to observe them<br />

But the store is always empty and because it’s made of glass and mirror<br />

I always feel watched<br />

But then the person turns around and looks right at you, with the very<br />

particular facial expression of someone looking for who is looking at<br />

them<br />

Could this really happen?<br />

every minute of our lives is recorded in a variety of ways<br />

feel it, then look up, and there someone is, staring right at you<br />

how quickly thought moves at times like that<br />

I felt his eyes boring a hole into my back<br />

I had to be wrong<br />

I set myself up as a still point<br />

I started to fear them interfering with my life<br />

I turned and caught them looking at me<br />

I was following them and they were performing; but still I was<br />

performing them and these things in writing<br />

I was just being paranoid<br />

I am recorded therefore I am<br />

is it possible the military have their ways of being able to tell when<br />

someone is an artist?<br />

It cannot be tossed off as paranoia<br />

It didn’t start right away, there was a day when the sense of being<br />

watched came over me like a shadow<br />

it felt like they were everywhere and aware of me<br />

just to realize police had always been there<br />

looking in on some secrets I shouldn’t be a part of<br />

Maybe I see bad where there is nothing, but where once something<br />

terrifying was<br />

Maybe I turned my attention on them first<br />

Maybe it was a fantasy that originated from me seeing them<br />

Maybe their surveillance cameras are so good they can zoom in and see<br />

what I type<br />

Maybe they became bored with me<br />

Maybe they brought in an expert in long distance keystroke-reading to<br />

discern what I was typing<br />

Once the camouflaged men were no longer interested in me<br />

one guard came very close and looked right at me


one of them suddenly felt too close<br />

part of the training to work as security at Grand <strong>Central</strong> should include<br />

how to see when people are just doing art<br />

Reenactment fantasies are a common part of post-traumatic stress<br />

Shock compromises attention and keeps it fixated on looking for something<br />

Should it take more than an hour for them to figure me out?<br />

Suddenly there was no viewer or, if anything, I was the viewer<br />

the camouflaged men do look at me closely<br />

The contemporary police-army surveillance network moves fast<br />

The dividing line between artist and audience seemed less clear<br />

they do “escort” homeless people out of there all the time<br />

whatever happened, I felt the extent of their power


Items in the Lost and Found<br />

Blue North Face backpack full of books and papers<br />

Several diamond rings<br />

Blueprints in gray poster tube<br />

Small flowered toiletries bag<br />

Drycleaning pantsuit and shirts<br />

Mink stole<br />

Several mink coats<br />

A few children’s mink coats<br />

Several wedding bands<br />

A pair of children’s limited edition Air Jordans<br />

President Bush doll that sings “Nobody Knows the Trouble I’ve Seen”<br />

Stuffed spider man toy<br />

Hundreds of toy balls<br />

Several sets of false teeth<br />

A banjo<br />

Cash stuffed in a sock<br />

Hundreds of cell phones<br />

Many laptop computers<br />

Hundreds of umbrellas<br />

Hundreds of sets of keys<br />

Several pocket knives and Swiss army knives<br />

Black Jansport backpack stuffed with dirty gym clothes<br />

Several corkscrews<br />

Tin of tea with Chinese lettering on it<br />

Wide-brimmed brown hat<br />

Adult spider man hat<br />

Hundreds of baseball hats<br />

Hundreds of generic winter hats<br />

Hundreds of generic winter scarves<br />

Two violins<br />

Four packets of season tickets to the Knicks<br />

Three toy train sets<br />

More than a few prosthetic limbs<br />

Urn filled with someone’s ashes<br />

About a hundred suitcases<br />

About fifty eyeglass cases some with glasses inside<br />

Many shopping bags filled with new purchases<br />

Many thermal lunch bags<br />

Several sets of golf clubs<br />

Hundreds of coats and jackets<br />

Hundreds of single gloves<br />

Hundreds of single children’s shoes<br />

Hundreds of briefcases<br />

Five bicycles<br />

A unicycle<br />

A clown suit<br />

Two television sets<br />

Five large oil paintings


Hundreds of wallets<br />

A small brown paper bag containing five hundred dollars in twenties<br />

About seventy-five cameras<br />

A few Walkman CD players<br />

A few Walkman cassette players<br />

Three knitting bags<br />

Two portable fax machines<br />

Hundreds of books<br />

Thousands of pens and pencils<br />

Several wads of business cards<br />

A rolodex<br />

Several diamond bracelets<br />

A few wheelchairs<br />

Several crutches<br />

A few walkers<br />

Several baby carriages<br />

Many diaper bags<br />

A parrot in a cage<br />

Hundreds of files<br />

Ruby earrings<br />

Several wads of cash<br />

Thousands of barrettes and hair clips<br />

A basset hound<br />

About twenty video cameras<br />

About a hundred electronic notebooks and iPads<br />

About a hundred handheld computer games<br />

A set of dishes<br />

A hockey stick<br />

Several footballs<br />

Many baseballs<br />

Almost a hundred baseball gloves<br />

Hundreds of splints and braces<br />

A humidifier<br />

Hundreds of bottles of medication<br />

Many blood sugar testing devices<br />

Many cushions and pillows<br />

Several hearing aids


Suits<br />

navy<br />

navy<br />

charcoal<br />

charcoal<br />

charcoal<br />

charcoal<br />

cream<br />

cream nailhead<br />

light and dark gray glen check<br />

dark gray pinstripe<br />

light gray<br />

navy pinstripe<br />

navy pinstripe<br />

navy pinstripe<br />

black<br />

black<br />

black<br />

charcoal<br />

gray<br />

gray<br />

gray with pink undertone<br />

navy<br />

navy<br />

navy<br />

navy<br />

tan<br />

tan, maroon and navy houndstooth in windowpane pattern with navy slack<br />

tan, olive gray and blue nailhead<br />

taupe nailhead<br />

beige<br />

light gray pinstripe<br />

black<br />

navy<br />

gray pinstripe<br />

white black bird’s eye<br />

navy<br />

navy pinstripe<br />

dark gray pinstripe<br />

black<br />

navy<br />

dark gray pinstripe<br />

navy windowpane with pale blue and white lines<br />

black<br />

gray nailhead<br />

navy<br />

light gray pinstripe<br />

gray<br />

gray pinstripe


lack<br />

cream<br />

navy<br />

navy<br />

navy pinstripe<br />

light gray pinstripe<br />

dark gray windowpane with sky blue lines<br />

black pinstripe<br />

light gray pinstripe<br />

brown windowpane with white and turquoise lines<br />

olive<br />

black skirt suit<br />

brown pinstripe<br />

pale gray<br />

black<br />

gray<br />

navy windowpane<br />

light gray pinstripe<br />

gray<br />

grey and black glen check with bright blue lines<br />

gray pinstripe<br />

navy windowpane with white lines<br />

black<br />

cream<br />

navy and royal blue nailhead<br />

black and white glen plaid<br />

navy pinstripe<br />

gray pinstripe


Posman Books Current Holdings<br />

17 Henry James<br />

10 Kafka<br />

2 Perec<br />

1 The Diary of Samuel Pepys<br />

6 Melville<br />

7 Pynchon<br />

2 Qeuneau<br />

5 Ayn Rand<br />

19 Philip Roth<br />

12 Murakami<br />

4 Stendhal<br />

2 Sterne<br />

6 Tolstoy<br />

8 Tolkien<br />

1 Entire Game of Thrones series<br />

17 Nabokov<br />

10 Kerouac<br />

10 James Baldwin<br />

10 J.G. Ballard<br />

8 Balzac<br />

1 Alice Notley<br />

1 Frank O’Hara Collected<br />

2 Lorca<br />

2 Lucretius<br />

2 Wallace Stevens<br />

3 W.S. Merwin<br />

2 Plath<br />

2 Pinsky<br />

1 Lew Welch<br />

8 Whitman<br />

3 Keats<br />

2 Baudelaire<br />

5 Ashbery<br />

3 Rimbaud<br />

2 William Carlos Williams<br />

1 C.K. Williams<br />

4 Allen Ginsberg<br />

1 Fanny Howe<br />

1 Susan Howe<br />

1 Ted Hughes<br />

14 Borges<br />

2 Elaine Equi<br />

6 T.S. Eliot<br />

8 Billy Collins<br />

1 Creeley<br />

1 Charles Bernstein<br />

1 Apollinaire<br />

0 Rae Armantrout


0 Bruce Andrews<br />

1 Denise Levertov<br />

0 Robert Duncan<br />

5 Ann Carson<br />

3 Charles Bukowski<br />

1 Robert Browning<br />

1 Robert Burns<br />

1 Robert Frost<br />

3 William Blake<br />

1 Roberto Bolaño<br />

1 Jorie Graham<br />

2 Louis Zukofsky<br />

1 George Oppen Collected<br />

12 Mary Oliver<br />

0 Kenny Goldsmith<br />

4 Gertrude Stein<br />

0 Marianna Moore<br />

1 André Breton<br />

1 The Amiri Baraka Reader<br />

10 Thomas Bernhard<br />

9 Saul Bellow<br />

5 James Joyce<br />

4 Flaubert<br />

14 Scott Fitzgerald<br />

5 Umberto Eco<br />

3 Cortazar<br />

5 Beckett<br />

6 Dostoyevsky<br />

5 Ford Maddox Ford<br />

16 Dickens<br />

12 Don Delillo<br />

3 Samuel Delaney<br />

3 Defoe<br />

6 Philip K. Dick<br />

1 Sapphire<br />

7 Emile Zola<br />

1 George Eliot<br />

2 Oscar Wilde<br />

3 Stephen Colbert’s I Am a Pole And So Can You<br />

4 Barthes<br />

2 Baudrillard<br />

2 David Harvey<br />

1 Hardt and Negri’s Empire<br />

2 Ehrenreich<br />

5 Chomsky<br />

3 Walter Benjamin<br />

4 Mike Davis<br />

5 Foucault<br />

1 The Feminine Mystique<br />

1 Ann Coulter<br />

1 Heidegger<br />

1 Marx<br />

2 Naomi Klein<br />

1 Henry Kissinger


2 Kierkegaard<br />

1 Jonathan Kozol<br />

1 George Lakoff<br />

5 Christopher Hitchens<br />

3 translations of Sun-Tzu, Art of War<br />

4 Zinn<br />

6 Zizek<br />

1 Anti-Oedipus<br />

0 Friedrich Kittler<br />

0 Bruno Latour<br />

1 Adrian Nicole Leblanc<br />

1 Lefebvre<br />

4 Nietzsche<br />

2 Plato


Some Numbers<br />

44 platforms<br />

67 tracks<br />

2 levels<br />

41 tracks on the upper level<br />

26 tracks on the lower level<br />

48 acres<br />

21,600,000 annual visitors<br />

110 lightbulbs per chandelier<br />

288 lights along perimeter of ceiling<br />

60 feet high arch windows<br />

60 smaller windows per 60 foot arch window<br />

34 flower etchings on the ceiling<br />

2,500 stars on the ceiling<br />

700,000 people every day, more than the entire population of Alaska<br />

April 3, 2011: 286 weekday departures: 74 Hudson, 101 Harlem and 111 New<br />

Haven<br />

Travel + Leisure, October 2011 said Grand <strong>Central</strong> Terminal is “the<br />

world’s number six most visited tourist attraction, bringing in<br />

approximately 21,600,000 visitors annually.”<br />

Upper level tracks are numbered 11 to 42, east to west<br />

Lower level tracks are numbered 100 to 126, east to west<br />

The main concourse is 275 ft long, 120 ft wide, 125 ft high, 80,000<br />

square feet<br />

The highest point of the vaulted ceiling is 150 feet from the floor<br />

There is a 30-foot by 20 foot balcony along every wall except the south<br />

one<br />

Grand <strong>Central</strong>’s basement is NYC’s largest basement and also its deepest<br />

basement<br />

Grand <strong>Central</strong> facade facing 42nd Street is the world’s largest Tiffany<br />

glass, a circumference of 13 feet<br />

Surrounding the Tiffany glass is the 48 ft. high sculpture of Minerva,<br />

Hercules, and Mercury, which was the world’s largest grouping of<br />

sculptures in 1914. Made by French sculptor Jules-Felix Coutan.<br />

Both sets of marble steps are modeled after the grand staircase of the<br />

Paris Opera House<br />

Estimated worth of four-faced opal and brass clock on top of the<br />

information booth: $15,000,000<br />

Grand <strong>Central</strong>’s mailing address is<br />

87 East 42nd Street, New York, NY 10017<br />

Latitude 40.752998000000000000<br />

Longitude -73.977056000000000000<br />

Coordinates: 40°45′10.08″N 73°58′35.48″W<br />

It is 7 km from my apartment in Queens


It is 168 km from where my parents live in Pennsylvania<br />

It is 144 km from the house I was born in in Philadelphia<br />

It is 3626.944 miles from the Louvre<br />

It is 3178.314 miles from Dublin<br />

It is 3057.768 miles from County Mayo, where my family lived before<br />

emigrating<br />

It is 1324.763 miles from the center of Kansas, which is the town of<br />

Great Bend<br />

A new bi-level, eight-track tunnel will be excavated under Park Avenue,<br />

more than 90 feet below the Metro-North track and more than 140 feet<br />

below the surface. Reaching the street from the lowest level, more than<br />

175 feet deep, will take about 10 minutes.<br />

The main concourse is bigger than the nave of Notre Dame<br />

The building of Grand <strong>Central</strong> required workers to excavate 2.8 million<br />

cubic yards of earth and rock


Perspective Games<br />

Make a circle with both hands, connecting thumbs and index fingers by<br />

the tips. Hold in the air at the right distance to surround one of the<br />

chandeliers. Squint into it until it looks like a portal to another<br />

world.<br />

Hold your right hand out and up and cup it as if you are holding up an<br />

egg. Place your hand in the air so it appears the central clock, a round<br />

brass globe with four pure opal clock faces, is in the palm of your<br />

hand. You are holding up time.<br />

Stand in the correct spot on the south end of the concourse so that<br />

your hand, when held up, fills exactly 1 of the three arch windows<br />

facing 42nd street. From a distance, you will see, the arch windows are<br />

approximately hand-sized.<br />

Look bove the arch windows to the double glass windows and wait until<br />

you see a person walk across. It may be surprising to see that is a<br />

tunnel for office workers, and how tiny the person walking through space<br />

is. The human body is 1/1,000,000 the size of one of the arch windows.


For Further Consideration<br />

Is that man coming toward me or are we just headed for the same spot?<br />

Do I hear a split-flap display board or is that the memory of one?<br />

The smell of worn marble and rain<br />

The eco-fluorescent Apple Store just barely able to interfere with the<br />

cathedral light of the north windows<br />

Hundreds of voices dispersed into one oceanic whispering echo chamber<br />

The sound of my footsteps and the sound of everyone else’s<br />

There are so many bakeries sometimes the smell of baking chocolate chip<br />

cookies fills the entire west end of the station.<br />

The intimacy with which 2 NYPD talk to each other, faces so close,<br />

leaning against a wall outside Pylones.<br />

The clocks are so old, I assumed they would all be broken, frozen at<br />

times from long ago, recurring only twice every day. But I was wrong,<br />

they all keep correct time.<br />

The bored expression of the person behind the “ I


Rumors and Secrets<br />

A “secret” sub-basement known as M42 lies under the Terminal, containing<br />

the AC to DC converters used to supply DC traction current to the<br />

Terminal. The exact location of M42 is a closely guarded secret and does<br />

not appear on maps, though it has been shown on television.<br />

There is a secret platform, number 61, under the station. The platform<br />

was built to convey President Franklin D. Roosevelt to a private<br />

elevator that led directly to his room at the Waldorf-Astoria Hotel. The<br />

purpose of the design was to hide the fact that the president had polio<br />

and was bound to a wheelchair. Today, the door to the secret elevator is<br />

welded shut.<br />

On September 11, 1976, a group of Croatian nationalists planted a bomb<br />

in a locker at Grand <strong>Central</strong> Terminal. The group also hijacked a plane.<br />

The resulting explosion wounded over 30 and killed one.<br />

The zodiac painted on the ceiling is backwards, and the stars are<br />

slightly displaced. One explanation is that the constellations are<br />

backwards because the ceiling is based on a medieval manuscript that<br />

visualized the sky as it would look to God from outside the celestial<br />

sphere. However, because stars are not all at equal distances from<br />

Earth, this view could not correspond to the view from anywhere else in<br />

the universe. A second explanation is that the image was reversed by<br />

accident and when the Vanderbilt family learned the ceiling was painted<br />

backwards, they maintained that the ceiling reflected God’s view of the<br />

sky.<br />

There is a small dark circle on the ceiling above the image of Pisces.<br />

In a 1957 attempt to counter the Soviet launch of Sputnik, the U.S,<br />

military asked Grand <strong>Central</strong> to host an American Redstone missile. The<br />

rocket didn’t fit, so a hole was cut in the ceiling to accommodate the<br />

rocket tip.


Future Project<br />

I would like to commission someone to edit together, alphabetically, all<br />

the movie scenes ever filmed in Grand <strong>Central</strong>.<br />

Around the World in 80 Days<br />

Arthur<br />

The Avengers<br />

The Bone Collector<br />

Carlito’s Way<br />

Conspiracy Theory<br />

The Cotton Club<br />

Duplicity<br />

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind<br />

Falling in Love<br />

Friends with Benefits<br />

The Fisher King<br />

The Freshman<br />

Hackers<br />

The House on Carroll Street<br />

I Am Legend<br />

Loser<br />

Madagascar<br />

Madagascar II: Escape 2 Africa<br />

Men In Black<br />

Midnight Run<br />

North By Northwest<br />

One Fine Day<br />

The Perfect Score<br />

The Prince of Tides<br />

Revolutionary Road<br />

Superman: The Movie<br />

Step Up 3<br />

The Taking of Pelham 123<br />

Unbreakable<br />

The Untouchables


Materials<br />

aluminum<br />

beige marble<br />

beige paint with gold sheen<br />

brass<br />

cast iron<br />

cast metal<br />

clock gears<br />

compact fluorescent bulbs<br />

copper<br />

corrugated tile<br />

cream-colored Botticino marble<br />

faux wood polymer<br />

fiber optic lights<br />

folded steel<br />

frosted glass<br />

glazed ceramic tile<br />

gold<br />

gold leaf paint<br />

high barrel vault<br />

indoor window glass<br />

latex paint<br />

mortar<br />

oak<br />

oil paint<br />

outdoor window glass<br />

paper posters<br />

pink granite<br />

plaster<br />

plastic<br />

plate glass<br />

porcelain<br />

steel<br />

Tennessee marble<br />

warm buff-colored stone<br />

white granite<br />

wire


Whispering Gallery<br />

Angela?<br />

Can you here me?<br />

Grand <strong>Central</strong> station.<br />

Hello son.<br />

Hey baby.<br />

Now.<br />

Hi.<br />

The cat’s outta the bag.<br />

Yoohoo!<br />

Say something to me.<br />

He saw something.<br />

Say something. Say something. Oh, nevermind.<br />

Can you here me?<br />

Seriously you’re an asshole get out.<br />

Right thing.<br />

He’s avoiding me.<br />

The trains on time.<br />

Hi.<br />

No I, me.<br />

Can you here me?<br />

A language I don’t understand?<br />

Can you hear me?<br />

Tell Shawn he’s a loser.


Troll Thread 2016

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