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Bimmer Nervosa Medical Science has recently discovered a serious psychosis which is named "Automobilia Nervosa." It is identifiable, in its early stages, by certain symptoms such as increased heart rate in the presence of sports cars, sweating palms when coming into contact with MOMO steering wheels, and so on. . . . As this disease advances, other bizarre behavior patterns become evident. You very likely have the disease if you: • Armoral your spare tire, • Inspect the image of your freshly-washed car in plate glass windows, • Dust the dashboard while waiting at traffic lights, • Wax the underside of your hood, • Tune the engine weekly, • Keep two or three auto accessory catalogs by your bedside in case inspiration should strike you while you are asleep, • Close the door for passengers so they won't slam it (or worse yet, get fingerprints on the window), • Take the long way home from work because the curves are better on that road, • Armorall the side strip inserts, • "Forget" to turn off your Bamberg deck so the Bose quads will energize your passengers half-way through the sunroof when you hit the ignition switch, • Change brake pads for the fun of it, • Struggle to avoid looking superior when the Camaro in front of you runs into the beam in a vain effort to stay ahead of you on a twisting road, • Park so far out in the shopping center parking lot that you have to take the shuttle bus to get back to your car, • Armorall the plastic valve stem caps on your tires, MM Ml • Roll the sunroof back on the first warm day in February even though you have to turn the heater on full blast just to stay lukewarm, • Suggest that the four of you take your neighbor's 911 to the theater (or we could take the BMW!!), • Sneak frequent peeks out to the parking lot during the day to see how your car is doing, • Periodically throw away three or four of your least used wax cans, • Take your wife's car to the grocery store if it looks like rain, • Put on your most convincing "can't everybody corner like this?" expression when zooming up behind other cars on the freeway ramps, • Feel physically ill when your car is not running right, or is down for repairs (this symptom is especially dangerous, as it indicates the final stages of the disease!). Although there is no known cure for the disease, there are some treatments which have provided temporary relief: buy a Chevrolet, cancel all your car magazine subscriptions and read only Consumer Reports, or renew your membership to the BMW Car Club where you'll get all the sympathy you need to sustain you from here on out. J & F MOTORS LTD. EXCLUSIVELY B M W Computerized: Alignment • Wheel Balance • Engine Analysis SERVICE Department PARTS Department USED BMW Sales BODY & PAINT Shop Direct Telex and Airfreight Service from Munich. mltl 24 Der Bayerische mm MM 4076 S. Four Mile Run Drive Arlington, Virginia. 22206 703-671-7757 TELEX MCIID:1710818 Richard Mansfield BUCKEYE CHAPTER
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