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What is <strong>Premarital</strong> Coaching?<br />
Okay, it goes like this….<br />
You pick your fairytale partner, and no doubt this person will sweep you off your feet!!!<br />
5 years down the road you are still on the floor…..sweeping.<br />
Didn’t see that coming did you?!<br />
Pre-marital coaching gives you the tools and tips to handle pretty much anything you might face in<br />
your married life. So when you open your door one day, you need to see grass, not ass.<br />
But we don’t need coaching?!<br />
Think counselling is just for people with problems? Think again. You'll strengthen your chances of<br />
staying together if you learn the skills needed. This is a precaution plan, because you don’t know<br />
what kind of spit will hit the fan. Oftentimes you things something is not important to share before<br />
you get married and BOOM! It hits you when you least expected it!<br />
See you don’t want to wake up one morning with your husband’s ex standing next to the bed with a<br />
breadknife and half your dog claiming an outstanding Telkom account.<br />
What if my partner doesn’t want to come?!<br />
Then whack your partner dizzy with half a salami stick and drag’em to the car. I have cable ties<br />
that will help to tie them to the consulting chair. Problem solved.<br />
Are these sessions confidential?!<br />
Not unless you open you mouth. We will all sign a confidentiality agreement in session 1. So rest<br />
assured!<br />
How many sessions?!<br />
4 Sessions of 1 hour each. Sometimes session 1 can take a little longer!!<br />
Do we come together?!<br />
Yes, people to try to. Unless you are marrying your cat, then bring your cat.<br />
How long before the wedding must we come?!<br />
Preferably before you say I do. It is best to come as long as possible before the wedding<br />
planning keeps you too busy.<br />
These sessions can be booked once a week/biweekly/monthly. You have to give time for<br />
activities during each session.
What topics are covered?!<br />
Personality test to know how to handle your partner<br />
How to fight fair<br />
The in-laws and your own family<br />
Money, the smiling evil<br />
How to get away with what you want<br />
Best Technique ever to cut the past!<br />
The Subconscious<br />
What are you bringing to the table<br />
Overcoming fears<br />
Ag and so many more topics, games and fun<br />
Do we get wine?!<br />
No, bring your own, I have glasses.<br />
What does it cost?!<br />
R1500 for all 4 sessions. That is R375 per session. Cheaper than a divorce. Ne?!<br />
If you need additional sessions, it will be R375 additional.<br />
How does payment work?!<br />
You pay me….in the form of money… that’s all! Cash or EFT<br />
What are the banking details?!<br />
<strong>Havit</strong><br />
FNB Business Cheque Account<br />
Acc nr : 6225 7824 881<br />
Branch: 250139<br />
What are the working hours for Sessions?!<br />
Sessions can be booked to start from 11h00 to 16h00. Yes we can make special arrangement,<br />
but remember, I have a life too! I practice what I preach and my hubby is my no.1 Priority.<br />
Can we phone you for help in between sessions.?!<br />
Yes and No! You are my priority and helping and guiding you are MY PASSION AND<br />
PURPOSE!!! But.. For your own good, you have to learn to cope without me! So yes, you can<br />
contact me, maar moenie die hoender ruk nie! I do not offer chauffeur services, Outfit rental,<br />
doggie day care or any other solution to your problems. Do not misjudge my niceness for a<br />
weakness!<br />
Will you talk to our parents/kids/employers?!<br />
No. But after you are done with the sessions, you will know how to do it yourself.<br />
Are Coaching fees refundable?!<br />
You mean, I should give your money back, then you give me my words back and we go our<br />
separate ways. No dear, not gonna work. No refund, sorry!
Can we reschedule?!<br />
Yes, no problem, but please do so within 48 hours.<br />
Remember, you might have taken an hour from someone who REALLY needed it!<br />
You may even put remaining sessions on hold for 3 months. Session credits will not be carried<br />
further than 3 months.<br />
Can I cancel?!<br />
If you skip without notice. No refund will be given. If you ‘no-show’ for two appointments<br />
(without notification of rescheduling), we will evaluate whether or not coaching is appropriate for<br />
you and your partner right now.<br />
What are the sessions like?!<br />
Informal, funny and informative. The consulting room is a Lounge type room. You get<br />
something to drink and you chat away. It’s like visiting your best friend that will FINALLY not<br />
share it all with the world and have legit stuff to say back to you.
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