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Hair Trigger 2.0 Issue Two

The second annual issue of Columbia College Chicago's student-run online literary magazine, Hair Trigger 2.0.

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But Alan had known them all long enough to understand a few things.<br />

Firstly, if he didn’t do this, if he didn’t find out what was in there and why it should<br />

never be opened, it would be all they talked about for the rest of the night. The<br />

conversation would never end. It would be another one of Sara’s pointless and<br />

banal debates. Also, he knew his wife. Eventually her curiosity would get the<br />

better of her. She would convince herself that something, some leak or fire hazard<br />

or mold, was slowly destroying the house from inside that little room, and they<br />

would have to do this anyway.<br />

“Excuse me, Henry,” he said. And the facile mortgage broker backed away as<br />

he brought the hammer around in an arc, like a little-league slugger chasing a ball<br />

that was too low.<br />

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<strong>Hair</strong> <strong>Trigger</strong> <strong>2.0</strong><br />

Linda Collier, insurance agent for Hilow Realty, pulled the pictures up on her<br />

computer. <strong>Two</strong> story Tudor. Original windows. Nice backyard. Plus, it was right<br />

smack in the middle of Merriman Hills, probably the best place to raise a family<br />

within Akron city limits. She could sell this house. Great Recession be damned.<br />

One by one she uploaded the photographs she’d taken on her digital camera to<br />

HilowRealty.com.<br />

It was another one of Randy Richter’s flips. Half her homes were Richter<br />

properties. Ten years ago Richter had been a History teacher at John Kennedy<br />

High School in Franklin Mills. Now he snatched up cheap homes he could rehab<br />

quickly and turn for profit. This was his best find so far. Richter said he’d picked the<br />

Tudor up at auction for $68,000. He was probably exaggerating a bit. Linda figured<br />

she could sell this house for around $148,000, as long as he wasn’t in a hurry.<br />

He hadn’t even put that much sweat equity into fixing it up for sale. Just patched a<br />

hole in one of the bedrooms.<br />

Then again, the story about the previous homeowners was a bit... well, it<br />

was strange. And it didn’t take much to scare away prospective buyers, Linda had<br />

learned. She once had to sell a home in Kenmore where a murder/suicide had<br />

gone down. Guy shot up his ex and then put the Colt 45 to his temple. Lots of work,<br />

there. The history of the house slashed the price by fifty percent. This one, though.<br />

It wasn’t that bad. Not much of a story actually. So the previous homeowners, the<br />

Murphys, had disappeared. So what? Walking away wasn’t a crime. People did all<br />

sorts of crazy things in this economy. Still, it was just creepy enough to frighten off<br />

some of the more superstitious clients.<br />

The neighborhood made up for its odd history. Merriman Hills was nestled

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