Creative Payback, The Catalog! WIP

“ You never have to say sorry to me because
I am going out of my way
to make sure you are”
“For when they really piss you off:”

Somebody had to get you the tools needed to execute payback
Creative Payback!

#revenge
#revenge
#avenge
#revenge
#avenge
“because payback can be a bitch!”
The CosmicFUNK!
What two skunks in
heat smells like!
What they did to you “Might” stink, but what you’re
about to do to them, will “Really Stink”!
These "Special Ingredients" are just what you may need in
some "special situations". Manufactured under contract by to
fulfill the occasional unusual operational requirement of CIA
and other federal agents, these products are now available
for non-governmental sale.
The Stink Bomb is a unique liquid which exudes a harrowing,
assaultive stench so foul that it can overwhelm anyone in its
vicinity. Its proprietary formula is classified as a military-grade
putricant, not even in the same league as the novelty “stink
bombs” offered elsewhere. Deploy only with utmost
caution and discretion. Contents: 1 fl oz. Made in USA.

My Dream!
Your Nightmare!
What two skunks in
heat smells like!
When Liquid Nightmare meets up with liquid, it takes on
a life of its own!
It begins to convert water-based liquids into a slippery bloblike
gel material. Potential uses are limited only by your
imagination and deviancy, but be careful because these
nasty little crystals can lead to everything from sticky
plumbing situations to distressed goldfish owners.
“because payback can be a bitch!”

#revenge
#avenge
#revenge
#avenge
#revenge
#avenge
“because payback can be a bitch!”
The
GoldenMOUTH!
For that one who
talks shit and needs
a mouth that looks
like it!
What better way to shut a “Potty
Mouth Up” than to get them that “shit mouth” look!
Just pour this into a drink container (soda, coffee, etc.).
Once your target finishes his drink, his mouth, teeth and
tongue will have turned a most vomit-retching puke-yellow
color! And he won't even know it, at least until he sees the
horrified looks on other's faces as they try to keep from
tossing their own cookies. "A drink before your speech,
Mayor?".

DragonPISS
The liquid that makes
them feel like they
have pissed off a
thousand ants.!
Cheaters, thieves and assholes beware! Piss off the
wrong person and this could end up on your underwear!
Don't get this vial of concentrated discomfort on you! It
itches, it stings, it burns. It's like thousands of fire ants biting
you all at once. The only good news about it is that it
eventually stops. For external use only. Warning: not to be
used on others without their consent.
“because payback can be a bitch!”

“ You never have to say sorry to me because
I am going out of my way
to make sure you are”
Creative Payback!

DragonPISS
The liquid that makes
them feel like they
have pissed off a
thousand ants.!
Cheaters, thieves and assholes beware! Piss off the
wrong person and this could end up on your underwear!
Don't get this vial of concentrated discomfort on you! It
itches, it stings, it burns. It's like thousands of fire ants biting
you all at once. The only good news about it is that it
eventually stops. For external use only. Warning: not to be
used on others without their consent.
“because payback can be a bitch!”