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You Are a Badass at Making Mone - Jen Sincero

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<strong>You</strong> have infinite gre<strong>at</strong>ness inside of you. Let it win over the BS.<br />

AFFIRMATIONS<br />

<strong>You</strong>r environment, and especially the people you surround yourself with, gre<strong>at</strong>ly affect how you<br />

perceive yourself and your world. The person you spend the most time with affects you the most. And<br />

the person you spend the most time with is . . . you. Hence, wh<strong>at</strong> you tell yourself on a regular basis is<br />

muy importante. All the thoughts, beliefs, and words you’ve had on repe<strong>at</strong> throughout your life, either<br />

consciously or unconsciously, cre<strong>at</strong>ed the reality you’re presently hanging out in. So if you’re not<br />

loving the reality you’re presently hanging out in, you’re gonna wanna go ahead and change things up.<br />

One of the best ways to reprogram your mindset is through affirm<strong>at</strong>ions. Pay <strong>at</strong>tention to wh<strong>at</strong> falls out<br />

of your mouth and wh<strong>at</strong> pops into your mind during medit<strong>at</strong>ion, and if it’s neg<strong>at</strong>ive, rewrite it with<br />

new words and thoughts th<strong>at</strong> transmit positive feeling, and say these new words over and over and<br />

over and over and over. Some options (but only if they bring up feeling in you):<br />

<strong>Mone</strong>y flows to and from me easily. I love spending it and I love making it.<br />

There is plenty of money to go around.<br />

<strong>Mone</strong>y is freedom, money is power, money is my pal.<br />

I love money and money loves me.<br />

The money I desire is already here.<br />

I am energy, money is energy, we are samesies, we are besties.<br />

BE NICE<br />

So simple, so lovely, and yet so challenging when someone is driving below the speed limit in front<br />

of you on a one-lane road. Yet as s<strong>at</strong>isfying as it might be in the moment, being an a-hole never feels<br />

good, even if the jackass totally had it coming. Losing it makes you feel like crap and, in particular,<br />

like crap about yourself. Same thing with saying horrible things about yourself—even if it’s intended<br />

to get a laugh, ragging on yourself . . . I mean, it’s not like you can’t hear yourself, you’re standing<br />

right there. If you’re all into the self-deprec<strong>at</strong>ing hilarity, just think about how it would feel if<br />

someone said the stuff you say about yourself to you: I don’t know how it happens, but food just finds<br />

its way into your mouth, you’re just sitting there and all of a sudden you’re like, look <strong>at</strong> th<strong>at</strong>, I’m<br />

chewing on a brick of cheese. <strong>You</strong> are such an idiot, you’d lose your head if it wasn’t <strong>at</strong>tached to<br />

your neck. Not nice, right? So why is it okay if you say these things about yourself? If you can’t say<br />

something nice, don’t say anything <strong>at</strong> all—the phrase th<strong>at</strong> caused a boom in the kitten-poster industry<br />

will cause a boom in your overall happiness and wealth factor. We live in an energetic Universe;<br />

wh<strong>at</strong> you put out comes right back to you.

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