Underground Steroid Handbook 2

would have an easier time finding out who really was natural by drinking the urine
samples.
Lie #6: All counterfeit steroids are fake, dirty, and dangerous. So says the government.
If this were true, counterfeit steroids wouldn't be a problem. They wouldn't work, people
would got sick, and very few people would buy them. The insidious nature of counterfeit
steroids is that some ARE real, others are not, and they are all beginning, to the
neophyte's eye, to look alike. To give an example, many of the Mexican steroids out of
Tijuana are reasonably well made. When I asked the government rep to give me his test
results, chemical analyses of the Mexican counterfeit steroids, he refused. From
carefully questioning him, it appears that what the Mexicans mostly did wrong (other
than allegedly smuggling them into the country) was put take (or real) company names
on the steroids and were a bit off on their milligram dosages on some of their products.
Were they dirty? The government never made that claim in their indictment. Fake? The
'old standbys' appear real, but how do you determine whether an exotic designer steroid
which never commercially existed in the first place is a fake? The Dihydromesterone was
originally Equipoise, then was Nandrolone mixed with Anadrol. Testosterone Enanthate
was once Testosterone Cypionate. The Finajet could have been Parabolan or vice
versa. Everything else seemed to be what it said it was, and subjectively appears clean.
So does this give the Mexican fakes a clean bill of heafth? Of course not. I'm just
illustrating that you shouldn't take to be true accusations that are not be backed up with
facts, research, and documentable data, no matter where the accusations come from.
By the way, American counterfeiters like to copy the Mexican D-bol because it has such
a good underground reputation.
Lie #7: Ad copy: picture of a top bodybuilder or powedifter saying, 'I did it all with Weider
(or any other deserving supplement company) health food supplements and you can
too.' Is this a hoot or what? No, it's just business as usual. Wouldn't you like a certified
'negative' urine test dated when the ad photo was taken along with the ad copy? Sorry,
that's not good business, because in the real world, these athletes try everything to get
big and lean enough to be featured in the magazine, then are seduced with promises of
fame and fortune to endorse So & So's Kinetic Life Ca-ca Essence and swear, 'That's
what did it.' It just blows my mind that these bodybuilders use steroids to get good
enough to get in the magazines and then are exploited to make money for Weider Inc.
(*1 offenders) selling bupka. I'll let you in on one of the BIG secrets in bodybuilding. The
great bodybuilders rarely use supplements. Just steroids. Remember: steroids are
drugs; supplements are food. Food doesn't act like drugs. Drugs act like drugs.
Lie #8: Anything US Research has to say. Hey, they wrote a shitty steroid book, and
now they have a bogus steroid replacement kit. Look people, take it from someone who
knows, not even Growth Hormone replaces what steroids do. You still want to send
these bozos money? Wipe your ass with it first. At least I'll feel a little better. But are they
good businessmen? I'll be the first to say it: FIRST CLASS! I can think of no other
company that plays the game as well as Weider than US Research. And no one in the
health food biz writes as effective, seductive and exploitive ad copy as L&S. Just
remember: they're seducing and exploiting. . . you!
Does it appear that I'm venting my spleen? You betcha. Am I jealous and bitter that all
these people make money by lying to you? No. I made money, too (not as much,
though). But I did it the honest way. I sold the goddamn steroids and made no bones
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