Underground Steroid Handbook 2

often thought that each individual has his own personal narcotic. Sometimes it’s a real
narcotic, for others it could be another drug, including steroids. It could be food, alcohol,
money, power or sex. Whatever eases the pain.
Okay, if I start, how do I start using steroids? (Whoa, Am I being asked advice, here?)
Once you have made that mental leap, how do you actualize it? When I first wrote this
book seven years ago, I lamented the lack of doctors who would prescribe steroids. It
has gotten markedly worse. Not only is it 99.9% impossible to find a doctor willing to
work with an athlete, it’s now 90% impossible to find real pharmaceutical steroids.
Always try to get a doctor to prescribe steroids. At least make the effort.
When that doesn’t work, do your best to find steroids that came right from the pharmacy,
no matter what they cost. If you can’t be sure that the American product is absolutely
legit, then try for European, Mexican, Canadian, or South American products that I’ve
previously pointed out to be in all probability real, not counterfeit. If you don’t have
access to this second string, and you are going to gamble with a known counterfeit, well,
I will tell you what I would do. I would stick to the basic drugs like Dianabol, Deca,
Testosterone, and Anavar. Esoteric drugs like the designer steroids, or even Finajet or
Equipoise may not have that actual steroid in the bottle. I would lean to the Laboratories
Milano products from Tijuana because at least they are clean and consistent, made
under pharmaceutical conditions as outlined by the FDA. All counterfeits seem to be light
in dosage. I can’t vouch for all the Mexican products, but the basics are at least clean
and, whatever the actual milligram amounts may be, are consistent, lot to lot, in dosage.
I should point out an unsettling new development: some American counterfeiters are
copying the Mexican copies, only with no quality control. If I suspected that the steroid
was bogus, and I couldn’t determine who made it, I’d pass, wouldn’t buy it, wouldn’t use
it.
I realize that I may have advocated illegal acts, but given the choice, I think you would
rather spend time in jail than time in the hospital. Ideally, you should not be put in a
position of either possibility. But, alas, we’re talking reality here.
Which specific ones should I take and how much, and for how long?
I am always bemused at how often this is asked of me when the questioner really
doesn’t want an answer. Mostly, the athlete wants me to vindicate his pre-determined
choice. His (or her) mind is already set: he’s just asking for approval. Since it is another
person’s body and life I’m dealing with, I’ll admit that I’m cautious. I could spew out
stacks and arrays that would give instant gratification, but I won’t.
Stock answer? Try a legal, safe array and determine if it generates enough gains to
make you happy. If you are unhappy with your performance on a steroid combination,
analyze your training and eating before jumping to something else. The more potent in
the array, the more you will encounter negative side effects. Yes, the side effects can be
avoided, but do you have access to the medication to counter them, and can you
financially afford the counter-medication? Nolvadex is $1.50 to $2 a tablet. Most men
would need 2 tabs a day. Accutane can be $3 a tablet. It is also a daily expense.
Harsher steroids would dictate more liver and kidney function monitoring, meaning
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