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the grooves of L bi<br />
Rammstein’s latest<br />
album is the story<br />
of how a group tora<br />
apart by internal<br />
t<strong>en</strong>sions defeated<br />
their demons and<br />
rediseovered fun.<br />
We joined them in<br />
Berlin for a rare<br />
glimpse into the<br />
band’s Creative<br />
heart and soul...<br />
A BARE , bulb-lit room above a karate gym in<br />
Berlin. Six burly m<strong>en</strong> stand around, smoking and talking<br />
on mobile phones. They are dressed as wom<strong>en</strong> -<br />
East German military poiicewom<strong>en</strong> to be precise - in<br />
uniforms, big black leather boots, lipstick and wigs.<br />
Initially, it’s a bewildering sc<strong>en</strong>e.<br />
Within seconds, l’m caught in the bear-like handshake<br />
of the most muscular transvestite. And one<br />
thought is flashing through my head: “Jesus fucking<br />
Christ - she’s the singer in Rammstein! ”<br />
Something is clearly very wrang here. Because<br />
not only does Rammstein vocalist Till Lindemann<br />
never, ever, meet the press, but he was also, until<br />
today, quite butch.<br />
But, like everything eise they do, Rammstein are<br />
taking the preparations for K!’s shoot incredibly<br />
seriously: they frown and sweat as they wrestle tights<br />
over hairy calves, fuss with their wigs, inspect their<br />
uniforms in the mirrors. And wh<strong>en</strong> they break for<br />
make-up and gather for coffee, cigarettes and flurries<br />
of text messaging, they correct each other’s posture.<br />
It’s oddly touching.<br />
Rammstein, you see, are having fun. The band<br />
whose thundering industrial rock is a byword - on<br />
these shores, anyway - for Wagnerian walls of sound<br />
and the raging of torm<strong>en</strong>ted souls, are, for today,<br />
more Monty Python than Metallica. And it suits them.<br />
It’s strangely appropriate, too, giv<strong>en</strong> that their new<br />
album, ‘Reise, Reise’ (‘Journey, Journey’) sees them<br />
expanding their horizons with an unhinged,<br />
Mephistophelean humour, extrovert outlook and dark<br />
relish that previous outings only hinted at. ‘Mein Teil’<br />
- chorus ‘Because you are what you eat’ - concerns<br />
last year’s cons<strong>en</strong>sual cannibal sex-death scandal in<br />
Germany; ‘Amerika’ is a double-edged swipe at<br />
everybody’s favourite bogeyman; ‘Moskau’ sees the<br />
East German sextet turning the tables on the former<br />
Soviet capital. This sounds like a band who know<br />
that, now, they can do what the Hell they want.<br />
Which begs a question: ‘Reise, Reise’ isn’t a light<br />
album by any Stretch. Nor is it any less int<strong>en</strong>se than<br />
earlier outings. It’s just that, after the troubled<br />
sessions for the dark, claustrophobic ‘Mutter’, it<br />
seems someone’s op<strong>en</strong>ed the shutters. Rammstein<br />
are looking outward.<br />
Clearly, something’s happ<strong>en</strong>ed. Something’s<br />
changed them.<br />
But what?<br />
THAT S A question easier to ask than to<br />
answer. In past interviews, they’ve talked in g<strong>en</strong>eral<br />
terms: I want to know specifics. What follows oft<strong>en</strong><br />
feels like a series of police interviews. The picture<br />
that emerges - of fisticuffs, of therapy, of a group of<br />
fri<strong>en</strong>ds who always loved and inspired each other<br />
learning how to trust each other - does so<br />
slowly, and sometimes painfully.<br />
Recording.<br />
Meet Till Lindemann, Rammstein’s<br />
hulking singer. Normally a rugged fellow,<br />
he now looks like a rugby-playing prison<br />
matron. He sits in a skirt, legs apart. Till, it<br />
is acknowledged, does not give interviews.<br />
Yet here he is.<br />
“Making our last album, ‘Mutter’, we fought<br />
a lot in the Studio,” he growls, his cigars-andbrandy<br />
voice emerging from lips smothered<br />
in crimson Chanel No 7.<br />
“We fought because of the pressure we<br />
were under. There were t<strong>en</strong>sions within the<br />
band, and other pressures - the record label<br />
advanced us money. And of course, the third<br />
record is the crucial album; the one where people<br />
decide if a band is going to make it or not. And...<br />
well, what w<strong>en</strong>t on in the minds of those fans was<br />
also reflected within the band.”<br />
So the band pressed on with ‘Mutter’. Lindemann’s<br />
lyrical vision got more and more personal. But so did<br />
the others’. And they clashed. Something had to give.<br />
“In the <strong>en</strong>d, we couldn’t function properly,” says the<br />
singer, Clearing his throat. “People wouldn’t step back.<br />
And in an extreme democracy like this band, it is<br />
impossible to work like that. A disaster is going to<br />
happ<strong>en</strong>. And it happ<strong>en</strong>ed.”<br />
Click.<br />
A new tape rolls. Christoph Schneider leans<br />
forward, introduces himself. The drummer looks, and<br />
ev<strong>en</strong> talks, like a very kind school cookery teacher -<br />
albeit one dressed as a DDR interrogator.<br />
“It all came to a head with ‘Mutter’,” he sighs. “That<br />
song was Till’s thing alone. A very personal song.<br />
That was the first time we decided we didn’t want to<br />
participate. All band members have to buy the lyric,<br />
and be associated with it... and I couldn’t accept it.”<br />
So?<br />
“So we had a huge fight, and we didn’t see each<br />
other for months... And yes, some people feit, ‘I don’t<br />
wanna continue’. It didn’t get that serious that we<br />
thought we were definitely finished. But it was a<br />
turning point, where we reorganised.”<br />
THE TUMJIIIGr point. The fightback.<br />
Get the members of Rammstein on their own, and<br />
you’ll hear very differ<strong>en</strong>t versions of what exactly<br />
w<strong>en</strong>t down. Someone - they won’t teil you who -<br />
called a crisis meeting. Or, there was no meeting.<br />
Things got physical, says one member. Nobody ever<br />
fought, says another. They all took time off from<br />
Rammstein, to think over their future within the band.<br />
Nobody took any time off. They were all equally<br />
to blame. Certain members were more to blame<br />
than others.<br />
But this isn’t wilful obfuscation - bizarrely, this is<br />
honesty. You get a s<strong>en</strong>se that everyone is being<br />
completely honest... with what they recall of the<br />
Situation. Like witnesses to an accid<strong>en</strong>t, they all recall<br />
differ<strong>en</strong>t things. If those things contradict each other,<br />
that’s just because they refuse to dodge, to give the<br />
conv<strong>en</strong>i<strong>en</strong>t answers you want. To settle on a story.<br />
Their truth is their truth. How very Rammstein.<br />
The one thing everybody does agree on is the fact<br />
that, once apart, Rammstein had the chance to do<br />
what few bands ever manage. To Step off the wheel.<br />
To see themselves as others saw them.<br />
“Exactly,” smiles Schneider ruefully. “The distance<br />
helped. We thought about each other, thought about<br />
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what we had, and everybody came to the same conclusion -<br />
we wanna keep the band alive, not just break up because of<br />
some stupid fighting; stupid ego. It’s not worth breaking up for,<br />
you know...”<br />
BUT WHILE, thankfully, they all agreed that the world<br />
was a better place with Rammstein in it, they also knew<br />
something had to change. And the more they talked, the more<br />
they realised that some of the most Creative forces within the<br />
band were also the most pot<strong>en</strong>tially destructive.<br />
It became clear that the guitarists, in particular, had put a<br />
stranglehold on the others - without ev<strong>en</strong> knowing it.<br />
Play/Record. Rolling.<br />
Speaking: Richard Z Kruspe-Bernstein, livewire guitarist<br />
and, today, Heidi-plaited uniform dominatrix. German acc<strong>en</strong>t<br />
heavily Americanised. He sounds like Lars Ulrich. He chain<br />
smokes. He courteously turns off his phone wh<strong>en</strong> it rings,<br />
which is oft<strong>en</strong>. Because he has a confession to make.<br />
“I was... I wouldn’t say blinded, but obsessed with my own<br />
vision. I created all the songs down on my Computer, and w<strong>en</strong>t<br />
in and said, ‘This is the direction I wanna go’. And of course<br />
Rammstein songs are an organic process. But l’ve got this<br />
drive, and I got pissed off... I was like, !We have to get this<br />
record done’, and I really didn’t realise that it was kind of a<br />
controlling thing. After a while, I realised there were issues in<br />
the band,”<br />
How did you realise that?<br />
“We had a long meeting, and we spoke about it. Like, ‘We<br />
don’t really have fun anymore1.”<br />
Who called the meeting?<br />
(.Exhaies smoke. Pauses.) “I don’t really remember.”<br />
How did you react wh<strong>en</strong> they confronted you?<br />
“I couldn’t really understand. I got really sad. You feel, Tve<br />
worked my ass off, and you’re blaming it on me! You know<br />
what? I don’t know what I did wrong!’. That was one of the<br />
reasons I moved away, left the country... I had to move away. I<br />
wasn’t happy. I feit like, you know, I did everything I did just to<br />
help the band, and this was the thanks I got. I moved away to<br />
New York. And slowly but surely, I realised what was wrong.”<br />
Teil me exactly what you realised.<br />
“I realised that sometimes a band has to make mistakes.<br />
Especially in this band, everyone’s got to be involved. Because<br />
we don’t have someone who leads. I learned sometimes you<br />
have to cope with the fact that somebody might make a mistake...<br />
and that that’s alright! And I had to relax and give up<br />
control, which was - is - a real issue for me.”<br />
What you’re saying sounds exactly like what Paul confessed<br />
to me earlier.<br />
(.Exhaies Cigarette smoke.)<br />
So you two were the guys.<br />
“Yeah.”<br />
SAME Hoorn Differ<strong>en</strong>t guitarist. Thirty minutes ago. Paul<br />
Landers is speaking across the microphone betwe<strong>en</strong> us. A<br />
slight, Molko-esque figure, he looks like a design Stud<strong>en</strong>t. He<br />
wears a dress, but, so far, no make-up.<br />
So what were you doing wrong?<br />
He looks me in the eye. A sad smile. He makes a decision.<br />
Starts talking.<br />
“I have a problem. I should go to the doctor, because I don’t<br />
trust anyone. I don’t know what the reason is. It must be something<br />
in my childhood... But I don’t trust anybody but me. And<br />
that’s not good for me, and not good for a band like us.”<br />
But you know it. Are you trying to fight it?<br />
“Yes. Otherwise they’d have thrown me out of the<br />
band already.”<br />
You’re smiling though. Can the rest of the band laugh about<br />
it too?<br />
“No, not quite. They still suffer from me.”<br />
He pauses. His sad smile bright<strong>en</strong>s.<br />
“But they also realise that everybody has their little ticks.<br />
Over time, you realise that everybody has their difficulties, and<br />
with time, we’ve learned to appreciate them. They’ve all got<br />
something, but l’m still very fond of them all.”<br />
Is there a list of rules now, th<strong>en</strong>? ‘Reise, Reise’ ev<strong>en</strong> sounds<br />
like you changed certain things within the band...<br />
“Yes. We realised the important thing is that we feel good.<br />
On this album, everyone did what made them happy. If you<br />
wanted to go to the rehearsal room, fine. If you didn’t, that’s<br />
fine too - that’s our new recipe. Everybody in the band does<br />
whatever makes them feel good. Do something you <strong>en</strong>joy, and<br />
people will hear it.”<br />
OLLI • BASS. One-two. It’s working.”<br />
Lofty Oliver Riedel smiles shyly. Shorn of his goatee, fully<br />
made-up and with a wig covering his shav<strong>en</strong> head, he’s every<br />
inch the gawky te<strong>en</strong>age girl, fidgeting in his seat throughout the<br />
interview, arms folded tightly across his ehest. He stares at the<br />
floor. He bites his cuticles. He explains how Rammstein got its<br />
groove back.<br />
“It used to be that if we had a 10am r.ehearsal, you had to<br />
be there. Now it’s more like if you want to come, you come.<br />
Don’t come out of a s<strong>en</strong>se of duty, but because you want to<br />
express yourself. Th<strong>en</strong> we realised that this was something<br />
productive and something came out of this. A new trust<br />
betwe<strong>en</strong> us.”<br />
More freedom for you as an individual?<br />
“Yes.”<br />
It’s a tricky <strong>en</strong>vironm<strong>en</strong>t for individuals, Rammstein. The<br />
six-piece makes every effort to maintain uniformity, a united<br />
front. Their photos pres<strong>en</strong>t them as a themed unit, a<br />
conquering army, straight from a book of socialist iconography.<br />
One is all and all are one. Is that something you’ve had<br />
second thoughts about?<br />
“Well, for the first album we didn’t ev<strong>en</strong> name the individuals,<br />
but pres<strong>en</strong>ted ourselves as one strong unit. We did that right<br />
up to ‘Mutter’. Th<strong>en</strong> we gave our names. We wanted ev<strong>en</strong> th<strong>en</strong><br />
to become individuals. Now we have.”<br />
Is that atmosphere of freedom reflected in the music?<br />
“Yes. I was really relieved because wh<strong>en</strong> everybody brought<br />
their ideas, they brought the right amount. Before, there was<br />
pressure to come up with more and more ideas, which is good<br />
on one hand, but you were sometimes forced to produce ideas<br />
and you wer<strong>en</strong>’t happy with what you were coming up with.”<br />
THIS ONE S tougher. Off-duty, flicking through his copy<br />
of Kerrang! a few minutes ago, keyboardist Flake (pronounced<br />
‘Flar-ker’) Lor<strong>en</strong>z was quick to smile and exchange chit-chat.<br />
But now he’s sitting over the mic, he’s all guarded stare, folded<br />
arms and pursed, crimson lips. Every inch the suspicious<br />
boffin. Is he playing the role? He pauses, watching the tape<br />
roll. Crafty: he’s hoping it’ll run out.<br />
So, this ‘Reise’, this journey... It’s Rammstein’s journey over<br />
these three years, isn’t it? The great escape you’ve pulled off?<br />
GOT ANY HOT WINGS? Rammstein's best flirting-with-outrage mom<strong>en</strong>ts<br />
TER IS<br />
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LENI RIEFENSTAHL<br />
The video for 193S's Stripped'<br />
quoted the Olympic fiims of<br />
L<strong>en</strong>i Rief<strong>en</strong>stahl, rec<strong>en</strong>tty<br />
deceased filmmsker at Hitfer's<br />
Nuremberg Raüies. "We've<br />
never writt<strong>en</strong> a politica! song in<br />
our !ife," says Flake, 'and we<br />
probably never will, St's just<br />
reverse discrimination becaus«<br />
we are German. Kraftwerk had<br />
the same thing happ<strong>en</strong> to Ihem<br />
20 years ago. Sf we were<br />
Spanish or Dutch, there would<br />
he no problem."<br />
DILDOFUN<br />
During live r<strong>en</strong>ditions of 'Das<br />
Alte Leid' - with its 'Ich will<br />
fick<strong>en</strong>'['I want to fuck0 ly ries -i<br />
Lindemann has tak<strong>en</strong> to<br />
waving above his head a<br />
grotesquely oversized dildo<br />
that converts halfway through<br />
into a g<strong>en</strong>uine, army-capacity<br />
flame-thrower with which he<br />
m<strong>en</strong>aces the crowd. He also<br />
uses it to ejaculate onto a<br />
ballgagged Flake. Bless.<br />
HOT WINGS<br />
Lindemann's trademark: durfng<br />
Rammstein's anthem, he sets<br />
fire to his arms (okay, fireproof<br />
pads wrapped around his arms}<br />
and spreads them like wings.<br />
Ramstein is the name of the<br />
Bavarian airbase at which an<br />
air display was turned into fiery<br />
carnage wh<strong>en</strong> two fighter<br />
planes cotlided in a fireball and<br />
80 people were killed. "Ifs<br />
provocation!" the band<br />
ciaimed, rightly.<br />
BURNING DOWN THE HOUSE<br />
"Wh<strong>en</strong> we started, we would<br />
pass among the crowd with<br />
keros<strong>en</strong>e and set light to it,"<br />
reminisces Paul Landers fondly.<br />
"We can't do that anymore<br />
because of regulations, but we<br />
still get into trouble! Once in<br />
Swed<strong>en</strong>, we'd planned to use<br />
pyrotechnics, but the curtain<br />
was very old and covered in a<br />
fine dust. Wh<strong>en</strong> we started the<br />
fires, the cloud of dust ignited.<br />
You could see the explosion<br />
many kilometres away."
■ 4<br />
“SQüffi PE0P1E SaY<br />
BaOäSTEIH IS<br />
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WE THY TO DO SOüiETHIf^<br />
SO VEKY SEHIOTJS.<br />
CHRISTOPH SCHNEIDER<br />
“It’s be<strong>en</strong> a journey through time... but actually, no...”<br />
But Rammstein has changed for all of you, hasn’t it?<br />
A shrug. Sharp intake of breath. Of... what? Agreem<strong>en</strong>t?<br />
Annoyance? Nothing. Th<strong>en</strong>...<br />
“We don’t feel the need to pack it all in anymore. Wh<strong>en</strong><br />
you’re young, you think you have to say everything you can<br />
in the shortest possible time. Th<strong>en</strong> you realise that, really,<br />
you don’t.”<br />
The way in I was looking for.<br />
ALL TOGrETHER now, relaxed and playing up for the<br />
camera, the band make as queer a collection of individuals as<br />
you’re ever likely to come across. And yet there is something<br />
inseparable, something truly brotherly, about this rag-tag<br />
collection of egotists, bookworms, rockers, intellectuals and<br />
rabble-rousers.<br />
Nowadays, they all agree with Riedel that they’ve<br />
“recaptured the atmosphere” they had at the start. But if<br />
‘Reise, Reise’ attests to anything, it’s that what led them to<br />
the brink of implosion, into the shadowy world of infighting,<br />
repression and depression, was their absolute refusal to go<br />
backwards. To re-record ‘Mutter’.<br />
“I think some of the fans might have wanted our first album<br />
all over again,” says Lindemann. “But if that’s what you want,<br />
go and play that one again.”<br />
Landers agrees.<br />
“It’s a matter of remembering what’s important. What we mean<br />
by the feeling we had at the start is, wh<strong>en</strong> you start out, your<br />
battle is to make the best record, to show what you can do. And<br />
th<strong>en</strong> you’ve done that. So th<strong>en</strong> the battle becomes to be successful.<br />
And th<strong>en</strong> you have differ<strong>en</strong>t battles. To maintain that level of<br />
success, to resist the pressure to do things you don’t want to do.”<br />
But if the band fought that battle in their differ<strong>en</strong>t ways, the<br />
sudd<strong>en</strong> rush of realisation - of what really mattered, over and<br />
above the squabbling - has done more than put the fun back.<br />
It’s brought about a quantum leap musically too.<br />
“There’s two sides to it,” nods Lindemann. “Wh<strong>en</strong> you’re<br />
young, you’re in a rage and you explode creatively. You can get<br />
into massive fights about what you think of other bands, let<br />
alone your own band! And that rage gets less. On the other<br />
hand, you’re better... You’ve learned more, and wh<strong>en</strong> you’re<br />
writing a song, or playing, and you think you’ve reached the<br />
limit, you come across things you’d never have thought of<br />
doing before.”<br />
The hyperactive Kruspe-Bernstein has found new musical<br />
horizons op<strong>en</strong>ing up, too - both as a solo artist and within<br />
Rammstein. Has letting go made him happier, though?<br />
“The thing is, guitar players, especially in this band, have<br />
huge egos,” he laughs. “There’s a reason we picked these<br />
instrum<strong>en</strong>ts! So we especially had to learn. Wh<strong>en</strong> we all<br />
reconv<strong>en</strong>ed, I remember being in the Studio and thinking, for<br />
the first time in how long, ‘Shit, I don’t know what to play!’. None<br />
of us knew what we were gonna play. We just kind of jammed<br />
around. Letting go was ph<strong>en</strong>om<strong>en</strong>ally important for this album,<br />
and the way it sounds. It was sudd<strong>en</strong>ly, ‘Yeah, let’s fuck things<br />
up! Let’s just do it, doesn’t matter if it comes out... all weird!’.”<br />
“a l l w e i r d ” is, in fact, a pretty good alternate title<br />
for ‘Reise Reise”s parade of five-star grotesqueries. Till<br />
Lindemann calls the album “a newspaper; a docum<strong>en</strong>t of the<br />
time we were making it”. And if ‘Mein Teil’ served as a warning<br />
that the band had conquered its internal devils and was ready<br />
to take on the world outside, th<strong>en</strong> new single, ‘Amerika’, is a<br />
song the old Rammstein would never - could never - have produced.<br />
It’s one of the key pieces for the album - more than a<br />
good old dig, (Rammstein would never be quite so obvious), it’s<br />
a recognition that the band, like every other European rock<br />
band, has a stränge, double relationship with the USA.<br />
“Americans find it impossible to tolerate humour about their<br />
country,” smiles Lindemann. “The barricades just go up.<br />
They’re the least humorous people on Earth... They should be<br />
able to rise above it, but I don’t know if Americans can. Their<br />
culture is all over the place, but they can’t seem to see the<br />
wood for the trees.”<br />
Yet the band owes some members’ involvem<strong>en</strong>t in music to<br />
Uncle Sam, too.<br />
“I was in a real rock ’n’ roll band wh<strong>en</strong> I started,” says<br />
Kruspe-Bernstein. “Playing real American-style rock ’n’ roll.<br />
And th<strong>en</strong>, wh<strong>en</strong> I w<strong>en</strong>t to America, I realised that it was all<br />
nothing but a lie for me to be playing that! That’s wh<strong>en</strong> I got<br />
interested in the kind of music Rammstein plays.”<br />
And yet, for the guitarist, whose ex-wife is American, the US<br />
was also the place he retreated to wh<strong>en</strong> Rammstein turned<br />
rocky.<br />
“I underw<strong>en</strong>t therapy there,” he confesses. “I was having panic<br />
attacks. But you know what? I thought it was the band, but it<br />
was New York City. That’s what gives you the panic attacks.”<br />
And if airplay in the States has suggested that, so far,<br />
America has failed to grasp the sly fun poked in lines like<br />
‘Santa Claus is coming to Africa / And in front of Paris, there’s<br />
Mickey Mouse’, that doesn’t seem to bother the lyricist.<br />
Because they’re having a ball creating the songs again.<br />
“We’ve relaxed now, we’re confid<strong>en</strong>t <strong>en</strong>ough to try things<br />
we’d never tried before. A song like ‘Amerika’ op<strong>en</strong>s up a whole<br />
new dim<strong>en</strong>sion - it’s a pop song! It’s op<strong>en</strong>ed up a new place<br />
to us musically. I mean, we’re not going in some pop direction,<br />
but a musician always wants to reach new list<strong>en</strong>ers.”<br />
IT S HOT just ‘Amerika’ that achieves this unique<br />
doubl<strong>en</strong>ess either.<br />
“ ‘Mein Teil’,” says Lindemann, “was [a story] we were drawn<br />
to. Because if we had writt<strong>en</strong> the story behind it (the front-page<br />
scandai o f 2003, in which a German man, Armin Meiwes,<br />
advertised on the internet for ‘fit, chunky young m<strong>en</strong>... willing to<br />
be butchered, cooked and eat<strong>en</strong>’, th<strong>en</strong> cut off and cooked his<br />
willing victim’s p<strong>en</strong>is with garlic and white wine, th<strong>en</strong> slaughtered<br />
and ate him. The ‘victim’ was cons<strong>en</strong>ting throughout and<br />
ev<strong>en</strong> helped finish off his own p<strong>en</strong>is) everyone would have<br />
said, ‘Oh, that’s Rammstein, they’re exaggerating’!”<br />
Is all the fun in the studio spilling over into a more - whisper<br />
it - humorous Rammstein on record, th<strong>en</strong>?<br />
“Some people say Rammstein is funny,” muses Schneider.<br />
“Or that we have a lot of humour. The thing is, we try to be totally<br />
straight as much as possible, but sometimes it’s so overdone, it’s<br />
getting to be funny, flipping over to the funny side. That’s what<br />
happ<strong>en</strong>s wh<strong>en</strong> we try to do something so very serious! We didn’t<br />
see it before but we’ve be<strong>en</strong> told [people see it] a lot, and<br />
we’ve also recognised our funny side. Sometimes we do it<br />
deliberately now. A lot of our lyrics have humour in them...”<br />
He smiles, clearly relishing the historical punchline he’s<br />
about to deliver...<br />
“But unfortunately, English-speaking people won’t get it.”<br />
THERE ARE, you suspect, a lot of things about<br />
Rammstein that some people just don’t get.<br />
You also suspect that this is exactly the way they like it<br />
That this insist<strong>en</strong>ce on being nothing but themselves, whether<br />
it baffles people or not, is part of what keeps it interesting for<br />
them. What are they like? They are like Rammstein. What<br />
g<strong>en</strong>re would they say they belonged in? Rammsteinesque.<br />
That’s the ess<strong>en</strong>tial riddle behind every one of their stern<br />
expressions in these photos; behind the archive samples on<br />
‘Moskau’; behind their dazzlingly OTT Videos, their —literally -<br />
inc<strong>en</strong>diary concerts. They are what they are. And it’s a unique<br />
bond that now keeps this unique band together.<br />
Paul calls it a marriage: “Only it’s a marriage betwe<strong>en</strong> six<br />
people. Which actually makes it easier... Wh<strong>en</strong> you argue, it’s<br />
not just sil<strong>en</strong>ce. Someone can always step in and help.”<br />
“There are six people here, so we talk a lot,” says<br />
Lindemann. “It’s like a male-only monastery sometimes.<br />
Everything can be said, and the main thing is to say what’s on<br />
your mind - to break the sil<strong>en</strong>ce that seems to build up - ev<strong>en</strong><br />
if it results in actual physical confrontation, viol<strong>en</strong>ce. I mean, I<br />
hear stories of British bands where the brothers beat each<br />
other up every day, and I understand that. But...”<br />
He’s distracted by Flake Lor<strong>en</strong>z, stumbling around, half out<br />
of a pair of ladies’ tights, hair still in a neat bun. Lor<strong>en</strong>z sees<br />
Lindemann, waves up at our balcony.<br />
“But really, come on. There’s no way you could ever hit<br />
someone looking like that!”<br />
The laughter that explodes all around is spontaneous, g<strong>en</strong>erous,<br />
affectionate and free. This is Rammstein, after all. ★<br />
RAMMSTEIN’S NEW SINGLE, ‘AMERIKA’ IS OUT<br />
NOW ON ISLAND/UNIVERSAL.<br />
Go on, if you had to, which one<br />
would you do? Answers on<br />
postcards...<br />
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3 8 1 <strong>KERRANG</strong>!