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READERS LETTERS<br />

+Post Bag Snail Mail=<br />

When people<br />

talk about David<br />

Beckham, they<br />

always say that<br />

he’s a brilliant<br />

footballer but<br />

thick as two<br />

short planks.<br />

You never hear<br />

anyone saying<br />

that Stephen<br />

Hawking is a<br />

genius, but shite<br />

at football, do<br />

you? As usual<br />

it’s one rule for<br />

ex England<br />

captains and<br />

another for<br />

theoretical<br />

quantum<br />

physicists.<br />

Adrian Jones,<br />

Shrewsbury<br />

EARN big money by<br />

displaying a “How’s<br />

my driving?” sign on<br />

your car, along with<br />

an 0906 number<br />

(£1.50 per minute)<br />

which you can acquire<br />

through BT. Then<br />

simply drive round<br />

town like a complete<br />

arsehole.<br />

T.Hind, Ludlow<br />

A cash machine in low<br />

town Bridgnorth has<br />

just charged me £1.75<br />

for a transaction but<br />

still told me to cover<br />

my PIN to prevent me<br />

from being robbed.<br />

Pretty ironic if you<br />

ask me.<br />

James, email<br />

[ Appear Here]<br />

(Send us your thoughts)<br />

Electronic Mail: editor@shroprocks.com<br />

Snail Mail: 31 Priory Road // Bridgnorth // Wv15 5EJ

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