C4 Magazine 1
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Fun Maza Conner<br />
Molly: Please ask for a new teacher for me.<br />
Mother: Why Darling,<br />
Molly: My teacher can never make up her mind,<br />
the day before yesterday, she said 5 and 4 make 9.<br />
Yesterday she said 2 and 7 make 9 and today she<br />
said 3 and 6 make 9.<br />
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Peter: Daddy I got hundred marks in school<br />
today.<br />
Father: Wow! that's wonderful for what did you<br />
a hundred in?<br />
Peter: 30 marks for Math's<br />
50 marks for English<br />
and 20 marks for Science<br />
All together 100 marks<br />
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A Russian while visiting India went for an eye<br />
checkup. the Doctor showed the letter on the board<br />
“ C Z W X N Q S T A Z K Y ”<br />
Doctor: Can you read this?<br />
Russian: “Read? I even know this guy- He's my<br />
cousin.”<br />
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Son: I am not able to go to school today<br />
Father: what happened?<br />
Son: I am not feeling well<br />
Father: where you are not feeling well<br />
Son: In school!<br />
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Celebrating 50 Glorious Years
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