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Wormhole Bistro<br />
<strong>16</strong>. April <strong>2015</strong> ·<br />
*SC Cooper* Secuwity team, ga<strong>the</strong>rs round. It bes time fur da weekly pewimeter check.<br />
Makes da shur yu gots yur nappy sack n awl yur safety gear n 'mergency gear just in da<br />
case we runs in tu da pwoblem summwheres. After yu checks yur nappy sacks we gonna<br />
gets goin in da diwection of da scampee factowy. As da awlways bwings yur piff helmets<br />
fur da safety.<br />
Johanna Duffek-Kowal Be careful, friends! (carefully NOT mentioning Pookie on his<br />
first official assignment...)<br />
Wormhole Bistro *SC Cooper* Eberypawdy weady?<br />
Pookie & Starlight (adjusts his backpack and takes a deep breath) Raedee!<br />
Wormhole Bistro me got eberyfings me hopes dat wes cud need.<br />
Wormhole Bistro *SC Cooper* heads da gwoup turwards da forest n da scampee<br />
factowy.<br />
Wormhole Bistro *Pookie* (follows in line, only once turning back to wave at his Mama<br />
and Starlie)<br />
Wormhole Bistro Shad bes bringin up da end tu enshurs da safety ob eberypawdys
Wormhole Bistro Hi Ho Hi Ho it bes off tu da plorin we gos, Hi Ho<br />
Wormhole Bistro *SC Cooper heads into da dawk fowest n hollers* Eberypawwdy bes<br />
da caweful where yu walks Dere awlways bes da unknown round here.<br />
Wormhole Bistro ans try tu avoid dem puddles cuz we not shurs which ones bes da<br />
inbisibles ones.<br />
Wormhole Bistro *Pookie*<br />
Troubie goed owt bak home...<br />
Dat so remaind me of da tiemz wenn me an ma brudder<br />
Valarie Delbridge Helmets are a necessity--escaping scampees can be downright<br />
dangerous!<br />
Wormhole Bistro mew never knows Auntie Valarie<br />
Wormhole Bistro *SC Cooper suddenwy misappears down dis howle*<br />
Wormhole Bistro OMC Coop bes mew otay as Shad sticks him's head down, gib me<br />
mew's paw ans me will pull mew up<br />
Wormhole Bistro oh no me fallin in too<br />
lands on da top ob Shadow.<br />
careful Pookie,ummmpppfffff as Pookie
Wormhole Bistro *SC Cooper* Hewlp me!!!<br />
Wormhole Bistro *Pookie* (frantically searching his backpack) Oh no... Starlie, ya<br />
littul...! Herz taeked da roep owt ta make da roep ladder bak home wid it AGAEEN!<br />
Wormhole Bistro Shad stands up ans brushes him selfie off, where we bes now? dis da<br />
new tunnel, me neber sees dis one afors as him lookie rounds<br />
Wormhole Bistro *Pookie* (ga<strong>the</strong>rs himself toge<strong>the</strong>r) Dat look intarestin!<br />
Wormhole Bistro *SC Cooper* Well guys, let us goes n sees where dis goes tu.<br />
Wormhole Bistro *Pookie* Sniff-sniff - it smell kind of straindsh heer...<br />
Wormhole Bistro *SC Cooper* Ai wunders if any da Aunties fowwowed us down here?<br />
Wormhole Bistro *Pookie* (looking around a bit nervously) Me dink me heered sum<br />
ding... me tshuss no shoor wut...<br />
Wormhole Bistro well, let's see where dis takie us dis times
Wormhole Bistro *Pookie* Coop, Shad, pleeze waeet da moment! (turns around,<br />
hurrys back to <strong>the</strong> hole <strong>the</strong>y fell in and shouts up HAAAAALP! Der be ANNEE buddy owt<br />
dere? HAAAAALP, pleeze! - Okaee, nekst tiem me DO taek dat ComyooniKator wid me...<br />
Wormhole Bistro dat waz da idea Pookie, dids anypawdy answer mew ib not den no<br />
pawdy knows we be downs here<br />
Wormhole Bistro *SC Cooper* Well guys, it look like we bes on our own unless one da<br />
Aunties come lookin fur us.<br />
Wormhole Bistro *Pookie* Sigh... me betta hab taeked dat Kommie-ding wid me... me<br />
tshuss no hab want Mama ta hang ofer ma showlders all da taim... - Ooooh, look at da<br />
musheerooms! Ya dink dem be good ta eet?<br />
Wormhole Bistro Shad goes obers ans sniffs it, it smells gud almost likie candy<br />
Wormhole Bistro *SC Cooper gets out da machete n cuts one da mushywooms off* Ai<br />
coulds nom on summthin bout now. Anypawdy want summ dis?<br />
Wormhole Bistro *Pookie* Me allwaeez kan eet sum ding...<br />
Wormhole Bistro WOW des tastie like da Prime Rib sammiches at da Bistro, gimme<br />
me sums more purrlease, me bes da hungrys<br />
Wormhole Bistro *SC Cooper* Mine taste just like da anchobie pizza, stwange.
Wormhole Bistro Here Pookie try sums ob des ans Coop, mew too, dem sew guds<br />
Wormhole Bistro *Pookie* Mmh, taest liek toona pizza...<br />
Wid a lot of tsheez...<br />
Wormhole Bistro WOW, dat bes strange buts mew brins sums kitty milk ans sum<br />
cawfee ib mew wuds likie sums ob da<br />
Wormhole Bistro *SC Cooper* Dem bery gud Pookie n Shad, ai wonders why dey<br />
tastes da diffrent tu eberypawdy. Yu thinks dey might bes da majik?<br />
Wormhole Bistro dems shur cuds be but now me cawfee tastes likie dem roots beer<br />
floats, wat da kitty bes wiff dat?<br />
Wormhole Bistro *SC Cooper* looks up ahead. What bes dat?<br />
Wormhole Bistro Uhm... me dink dat kaffee taest da bit liek valerian...<br />
Wormhole Bistro OMC dat bes da bootifulmous, let's go n takie da lookie n sees it<br />
closer
Wormhole Bistro da kitties awl gets closer tu da door ans hears music n talkie comin<br />
frum insides da castle<br />
Wormhole Bistro *Pookie* Dat be purrtee big...<br />
Wormhole Bistro *SC Cooper opens da door n bes shocked by what him sees*<br />
Wormhole Bistro *Pookie* Me soor uz NO goed in da zirkle...<br />
Wormhole Bistro let's go insides ans habs da bedda lookie rounds ans dem sees da<br />
Bistro insides ans der bes da pawty goin on wiff lots ob kitties der<br />
Wormhole Bistro Shad whispers tu Pookie n Coop, who bes awl des wittle kitties here?<br />
Wormhole Bistro *Pookie* Hm... dat wun ofer der almoust look liek... no, dat no kan<br />
be! Herz be all growed up!
Wormhole Bistro *Pookie* Shad. look ofer dere! Dat kitteeh almoust look liek... but no,<br />
me be HEER! An me shoor me no hab da son – zertaenlee no in dat aidsh!<br />
Wormhole Bistro *SC Cooper* <strong>Look</strong>ie, dere bes brudder Freddie, but hims just da<br />
baby!! OMC What bes goin on here?<br />
Wormhole Bistro OMC lookie ober ders it bes me wen me waz da wittle kitty boy<br />
Wormhole Bistro Shad whispers, how can dis bes, bes awl des wittle kitties us wen we<br />
bes da wittle ones? Dem shurs habin da grate pawty wiff grate musiks.
Wormhole Bistro *SC Cooper* Shad, dat bes yu fur shur, n lookies ober dere, dat bes<br />
mei when ai wuz still da baby.<br />
Wormhole Bistro *Pookie* Uhm... gentlecats... look in dat korner... me no hab seed her<br />
wenn her was littul, but...<br />
Wormhole Bistro OMC, mew shur cutes n habin lots ob funs, wunner ib we can joins in<br />
wiff dems<br />
Wormhole Bistro OMC lookie who me bes playin wiff it bes da young Miss Bonnie sew<br />
me must habs know her fur da bery longs time or sumfings
Wormhole Bistro *SC Cooper* it can'ts be, it just can'ts be but it duz be. Dere da Chief<br />
ober dere.<br />
Wormhole Bistro *Pookie* Me wunder if littul Starli neou hoo me be...<br />
Wormhole Bistro <strong>Look</strong>ie rounds Pookie me shurs mew boff habs tu bes here sum<br />
where, lookie ober der dat bes mew der<br />
Wormhole Bistro is dis our Bistro ans where bes adult kitties here<br />
Wormhole Bistro *Pookie* (shakes his head and goes over to baby Starlie) Hey, littul<br />
wun! Waee ya be dat small agaeen? Me dinked uz hab raized ya!<br />
Wormhole Bistro *Pookie* Hey, Starlie, me neou uz hab telled ya ta no talk wid da<br />
straindshas, but me no be da straindsha! It be me, Pookie, yawr unkie!<br />
Wormhole Bistro Shad wanders obers ans tries tu talkie tu himselfie ans Miss Bonnie<br />
but dem not hears him ans just keeps da playin wiff each udders, wat da cat goin on<br />
dem canna hears me<br />
Wormhole Bistro Starlie no lissen ta me, eeder!<br />
mebbee herz will heer me...<br />
Me traee wid dat littul dragun...
Wormhole Bistro *SC Cooper runs ober tu da yung Chief* Chief! Chief! It mei Cooper<br />
What da dickens happen tu yu? *da yung Chief just keep watchin da dancin kitties like<br />
Coop not eben dere*<br />
Wormhole Bistro Shad goes n lookie rounds dis bes our Bistro but der bes more ob it<br />
Coop n Pookie lookie awl dat udder stouffs dems got here<br />
Wormhole Bistro *Cooper, Shad and Pookie watches as da young Freddie, Bonnie,<br />
Quincey, Dali, Polly, Py n awl da u<strong>the</strong>rs just pawties on like da twee of dem not eben<br />
dere*<br />
Wormhole Bistro me wunners why dem canna sees or hears us, but me gunna habs<br />
da more lookie rounds, comin Pookie n Coop<br />
Wormhole Bistro *SC Cooper* Mei n Pookie rite ahinds yu Shad. How cans dis awl bes?<br />
Why we sees dem n dey not sees us? What da Cat goin on?<br />
Wormhole Bistro lookie dat grate room wiff awl dem picktures on da walls ans dem<br />
comfy sofas fur kitties tu chill lax ons Coop n Pookie, how can dis bes we just finished it<br />
ans der no picktures ans me neber finks ob sofas in heres afor.<br />
Wormhole Bistro Shad's nosie goes up in da air ...sniff sniff, sumfings shur smells bery<br />
gud here too<br />
Wormhole Bistro *Pookie* Wut be da kookin heer?<br />
Wormhole Bistro *SC Cooper* Dat smell just like da kitchen at da Bistro when awl da<br />
gud stuffs bein made.<br />
Wormhole Bistro Shad goes intu da kitchen tu sees da grill on ans food on da grill ans<br />
inbisible hands or paws mobin da food rounds makie da noms fur da wittle kitties but<br />
who cud it be wiff da purkle chef's hat on, HEY! mew gots me Chef's hat on, who bes<br />
mew but der bes no answer tu him's question.
Wormhole Bistro Shad sniffs da Chef as him mobes by...him smells likie me... now me<br />
da really confused kitty boy.<br />
Wormhole Bistro *SC Cooper* <strong>Look</strong>ie, mai Security Chief hat be walkin round like dere<br />
bes summpawdy wearin it.<br />
Wormhole Bistro *Pookie* (stares at <strong>the</strong> flying pancakes, with <strong>the</strong> pan just hovering in<br />
<strong>the</strong> air) Dis be ferree, ferree straindsh... sniff, sniff... but me no kan smell annee<br />
straindshas!<br />
Wormhole Bistro Shad says me not knows bout mew two buts me gunna sits down fur<br />
da rest an sum ob dem gud noms ib we can habs dem here.<br />
Wormhole Bistro *Pookie* Dis be... no ferree kalmin... Yeah, uz shoold get owta heer<br />
an sit daun sum were an dink a bit...<br />
Wormhole Bistro *SC Cooper* <strong>Look</strong>ie, dere bes menus floatin ober here, ai wunders if<br />
we cans orders stuff. Ai bery hungwy now.<br />
Wormhole Bistro Shad sits down finkin ans wunnerin ib dem can eats da food here<br />
wen inbisible paws hands him n Coop n Pookie da menus<br />
Wormhole Bistro *Pookie* Me too... sniff-sniff... dat smell liek Starlie raund heer! But<br />
da babee be ofer dere!<br />
Wormhole Bistro *SC Cooper* It say da twollburger on da menu n da banilla milkey<br />
shake. Ai wunders if ai cans get dem here.<br />
Wormhole Bistro *Pookie* Oh, dem hab da toona pizza an da tshikkie milk shaek! Me<br />
so woold lub ta hab dat neou!<br />
Wormhole Bistro Imbisible paws pwaces da twollburger n banilla shake in fron da SC<br />
Cooper.
Wormhole Bistro *SC Cooper* Shad did yu says da twoll woast fur yu wif da nipsi wif<br />
mice cubes? Dat sound gud.<br />
Wormhole Bistro a big plate with pizza hovers near and lands in front of Pookie,<br />
accompanied by a big glass of shake.<br />
Wormhole Bistro *Pookie* Dank ya! Sniff... sniff... ME???<br />
Wormhole Bistro a serving of troll roast floats to <strong>the</strong> table and lands at Shad's place,<br />
followed by a nipsi cola.<br />
Wormhole Bistro *Pookie* (tastes his pizza a bit wary, <strong>the</strong>n starts smiling and wolfing<br />
his order down) Dat be da graet pizza!<br />
Wormhole Bistro Ohhhh dis lookie sew gud ans smell eben bedda<br />
Wormhole Bistro *SC Cooper noms hims twollburger n sips da banilla shake. If ai wuz<br />
tu guesses ai would bes thinkin dat Freddie wuz in da kitchen.<br />
Wormhole Bistro Shad ties intu him's noms wiff da gusto, bein starbin ans wiff him's<br />
mouff full him says dis bes sew gud, me musta learned sum new technigues ob cookin<br />
as him wipes him's chin<br />
Wormhole Bistro *Pookie* (leans back, sips on his milk shake and watches little<br />
Starlie play with little Pookie) Aw... me almoust furgetted hau sweet her beed back<br />
den... An me nebber koold plaee wid her liek dat, me beed all growed up an so mutsh<br />
bigger dan her...<br />
Wormhole Bistro Shad says me did not knows dat me knew Miss Bonnie backs den<br />
but musta habs ans dats why we boffs get longs tuge<strong>the</strong>rs sew gud, musta bes da lubs<br />
eben back den as him watches dem playin tuge<strong>the</strong>rs so gud
Wormhole Bistro *SC Cooper* Now dat ai not hungwy anymores, ai bes bery sweepy.<br />
Ai thinks ai just lays my head rite here n Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz<br />
Wormhole Bistro Shad yawns n stretches really bigs, me gettin bery sleepy nows, me<br />
finks me gunna habs da wittle nap<br />
Wormhole Bistro Shad curls up fur da nappy ans starts da snoring bery loudlys<br />
ZZZZZZZZZZZZ<br />
Wormhole Bistro As SC Cooper fawls asweep him sees da Bistro misappears n Chief<br />
Sammi wavin at hims, den Cooper goes compwetely asweep.<br />
Wormhole Bistro *Pookie* Yaaaaawn... me da bit tiad neou, too... oh, look, ma brudder<br />
Troubie tshoin in wid littul me an littul Starlie! (Waves at his bro<strong>the</strong>r, forgetting that <strong>the</strong><br />
younger ones can't see or hear him, <strong>the</strong>n falls asleep smiling.)<br />
Wormhole Bistro *Starlight* (comes out on <strong>the</strong> cosy patio with her broom and starts<br />
sweeping) OOOPS, hoo...? Pookie? Ya shoold be owt sum were aksplourin, no lai rownd<br />
heer an sleep!
Wormhole Bistro *Pookie* Wut? Wut? Were da Bistro? An ma milkie shaek? An... (looks<br />
around totally confused) An waee ya be all growed up agaeen?<br />
Wormhole Bistro *Starlight* Da Bistro be were it ALWAEES beed! Rite froo dat door!<br />
Wormhole Bistro *SC Cooper wake up on da patio wif da stwaw in hims paw* Dat<br />
stwange, ai not wemember havin da stwaw like dis, eber. It not like any one ai eber<br />
seed afore.<br />
Wormhole Bistro *Pookie* Oooooh, ma poor had be spinnin... were be Shadow? An<br />
were be ME?<br />
Wormhole Bistro Shad starts tu wakie up ans almost not quite sees Sammi ans wittle<br />
Minnie playin tuge<strong>the</strong>rs ans Auntie Jacky wabin da string fur dem ans him smiles ans<br />
rolls obers but wakies wiff da start as Starlie wakes him up, ans ebery fings be gone<br />
Wormhole Bistro Where me bes, Coop Pookie where mew boff bes? Him lookie rounds<br />
ans sees Coop still sleepie ans Pookie just wakie up wiff Starlie ober him ans dems be<br />
just outside ob da Bistro but not da one dems sees in da tunnel<br />
Wormhole Bistro *Pookie* (violently shakes his head clear) Wun ding be shoor, uz be<br />
at da Bistro! Me sudshest uz go in an hab da lookie rownd...<br />
Wormhole Bistro shuds we still due da security sweeps SC Cooper or mew fings dat<br />
be nuff fur da day now, cuz me still confused ans sleepy<br />
Wormhole Bistro *SC Cooper* Ai thinks we awl needs da nap Shad, we duz da<br />
secuwity sweep after da naps.<br />
Liz Reeve Oh did you all have a beautiful dream? Did you go back in time? I have to go<br />
now but I will be back tonight..
Wormhole Bistro *SC Cooper* It wuz da bery stwange, like da dweam Auntie Liz. Ai<br />
not weal shur where we went 'xcept dere wuz dis enchanted castle summwheres.<br />
Wormhole Bistro Auntie Liz, mew wud nots believe wat happens tu us 3<br />
Wormhole Bistro *Pookie* Uz no shoor wut happen...<br />
Liz Reeve I'm back and I'm glad all of you are <strong>the</strong>re too.
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