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Welcome to our <strong>12</strong> <strong>days</strong> of<br />
Christmas parody<br />
We understand that catering accidents may<br />
increase over the Christmas period. We hope<br />
you enjoy a bit of festive fun and don’t forget<br />
we are here for all your first aid needs.<br />
From all the team at First Aid Warehouse,<br />
We would like to wish you a<br />
Merry Christmas
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On the first day of Christmas<br />
my Head Chef said to me…<br />
I’ve cut my fingers<br />
slicing turkey<br />
On the second day of Christmas<br />
my Saucier said to me …<br />
I’ve managed to burn my hands,<br />
whilst preparing the white wine gravy.
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On the third day of Christmas my Sous Chef<br />
said to me...<br />
I was reading the ingredients list,<br />
but reached over and blistered my wrist,<br />
on the hot pan of Cranberries.<br />
On the fourth day of Christmas my Chef de<br />
Pastries said to me..<br />
I’ve slipped on the floor,<br />
there’s custard up the door<br />
I’m feeling rather sore,<br />
and I seem to have twisted my knee.
On the fifth day of Christmas, Maître de said<br />
to me...<br />
there are 5 OFFICE PARTIES<br />
(drunk and disorderly) …<br />
4 twisted knees,<br />
3 blisters,<br />
2 burnt hands, and<br />
a cut finger from slicing the turkey!!!<br />
On the sixth day of Christmas my waitress<br />
said to me...<br />
6 glasses have smashed,<br />
my fingers now are gashed<br />
AND MY BLUE PLASTERS<br />
ARE REALLY STICKY!<br />
4 twisted knees,<br />
3 blisters,<br />
2 burnt hands, and<br />
a cut finger from slicing the turkey!!!
On the seventh day of Christmas my Sauté<br />
Chef came to me …<br />
with his eyebrows all a missing,<br />
the flambé was more than he was wishing!<br />
OH DEARY ME! …<br />
4 twisted knees,<br />
3 blisters,<br />
2 burnt hands, and a<br />
cut finger from slicing the turkey!!!<br />
On the eighth day of Christmas my<br />
dishwasher came to me…<br />
with a bump on his head,<br />
claimed he was nearly dead,<br />
words you tend to dread<br />
HAVING SLIPPED ON A BLOB OF FRESH<br />
CREAM...<br />
4 twisted knees,<br />
3 blisters,<br />
2 burnt hands, and<br />
a cut finger from slicing the turkey!!!
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On the ninth day of Christmas my wine<br />
steward came to me…<br />
the cork he had been popping,<br />
shot a woman in her stocking,<br />
she knocked the table,<br />
pulled the Christmas lights cable,<br />
and SHUT DOWN THE ELECTRICITY…<br />
4 twisted knees,<br />
3 blisters,<br />
2 burnt hands, and a<br />
cut finger from slicing the turkey!!!<br />
On the tenth day of Christmas, my<br />
apprentice chef said to me…<br />
the fresh bread I was making,<br />
well I was checking on the baking,<br />
the excitement got me shaking,<br />
then I started quaking,<br />
and I’m not faking<br />
as THE OVEN DOOR BURNT ME...<br />
4 twisted knees,<br />
3 blisters,<br />
2 burnt hands, and<br />
a cut finger from slicing the turkey!!!
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On the eleventh day of Christmas my waiter<br />
came to me...<br />
a woman she was choking,<br />
no he wasn’t joking,<br />
it looks like she may be croaking,<br />
her husband poured water on her now she’s<br />
soaking,<br />
her friends keep on poking.<br />
CALL 999 IMMEDIATELY!!!...<br />
4 twisted knees,<br />
3 blisters,<br />
2 burnt hands, and<br />
a cut finger from slicing the turkey!!!<br />
On the twelfth day of Christmas a diner said<br />
to me...<br />
what fantastic cooking,<br />
although I couldn’t help but noticing …<br />
11 999 calls,<br />
10 oven burns,<br />
9 hours no electricity,<br />
8 bumped heads,<br />
7 burnt eyebrows,<br />
THAT’S A LOT OF STAFF INJURIES …<br />
4 twisted knees,<br />
3 blisters,<br />
2 burnt hands, and<br />
a cut finger from slicing the turkey!!!
CALL TODAY<br />
0845 230 2090<br />
www.firstaidwarehouse.co.uk
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