Flintshire Dec 17
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Doyougetit?<br />
Let’stestyoursenseofhumour<br />
Wearebackagainthismonthwithmorehumour.<br />
Alwelookforisacolectionofjokes(notrudeofcourse)<br />
andwhatjokeswehavewesharewithyouourreaders.<br />
Soifyouwouldliketocontributeajokeforournext<br />
editionpleasesenditinanditcouldbeyourhumour.<br />
Teacher:"IfIgaveyou2catsandanother2catsandanother<br />
2,howmanywouldyouhave?"<br />
Johnny:"Seven."<br />
Teacher:"No,listencarefuly.IfIgaveyoutwocats,andanothertwocatsandanothertwo,howmanywouldyouhave?"<br />
Johnny:"Seven."<br />
Teacher:"Letmeputittoyoudifferently.IfIgaveyoutwo<br />
apples,andanothertwoapplesandanothertwo,howmany<br />
wouldyouhave?"<br />
Johnny:"Six."<br />
Teacher:"Good.NowifIgaveyoutwocats,andanothertwo<br />
catsandanothertwo,howmanywouldyouhave?"<br />
Johnny:"Seven!"<br />
Teacher:"Johnny,whereintheheckdoyougetseven<br />
from?!"<br />
Johnny:"BecauseI'vealreadygotacat”<br />
Achildaskedhisfather,"How werepeopleborn?"Sohis<br />
fathersaid,"Adam andEvemadebabies,thentheir<br />
babiesbecameadultsandmadebabies,andsoon."The<br />
child then wentto hismother,asked herthesame<br />
questionandshetoldhim,"Weweremonkeysthenwe<br />
evolvedtobecomelikewearenow."Thechildranbackto<br />
hisfatherandsaid,"Youliedtome!"Hisfatherreplied,<br />
"No,yourmum wastalkingabouthersideofthefamily."<br />
Humour<br />
Didyougetit?
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