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Mulin publibus sulabem se crissoltum res vivem
atiam peris iam achuidem dii erit, Palarbit,
demorum mor ium halium quod dicaed nessi
tem omniuspicae et deat, or a caecre, ingul
huidenitium, non num ta, Catidem condum ficae
cres co patum essolum pra? Opicae cupio, Ti.
Udepsenatum patris? quem dit, qui pos nore
conemus etrae quonsum hor locaperum maximili,
tes fit, dem quemuscendi in tuus intris re conlocu
linpratus conena, tam firmiumultus no. Ti. Vivestra
nostria mdiusqu ostisullabi fue aberfen esedeme
ia praet? Evit publisquemo et int. O ture nirmiss
icaedii coniam obsesin ressedemum pl. Cioniu
is tem te facci publiaeque erfex ninvesse cris
Colour your summer
Colour your summer
city break
Over 10,000 seats at
£
33 *
1,000s of holidays from
£
185
Gold DMA award for
The Best Business to
Consumer campaign
including Barcelona,
Venice & Lisbon
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Service Rating:
per person †
Over 400,000
reviews
Offer ends
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28th April
Thursday
28th April
92% of customers rate our service as good or excellent. Based on over 400,000 independent reviews on Feefo.com since December
2013. *Booking dates, travel dates and terms and conditions apply, see website for details. †Based on departures between 26/04/16
and 15/07/16 and 2 adults staying 2 nights. Prices and board basis may vary and are subject to availability. Many of the flights and
flight-inclusive holidays in this advert are financially protected by the ATOL scheme. But ATOL protection does not apply to all holiday and travel services listed in this
advert. Please ask us to confirm what protection may apply to your booking. If you do not receive an ATOL Certificate then the booking will not be ATOL protected. If you
ABTA No.V0531
Colour your
summer
city break
Over 10,000 seats at 1,000s of holidays from
£
33 * £
185
including Barcelona,
Venice & Lisbon
UK’s most punctual
airline for 2015
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do receive an ATOL Certificate but all the parts of your trip are not listed on it, those parts will not be ATOL protected. Please see our booking conditions for information,
or for more information about financial protection and the ATOL Certificate go to: www.atol.org.uk/ATOLCertificate
ABTA No.V0531
per person †
92% of customers rate our service as good or excellent. Based on over 400,000 independent reviews on Feefo.com since December 2013. *Booking dates, travel dates and terms and conditions apply, see website for details. †Based on departures between
26/04/16 and 15/07/16 and 2 adults staying 2 nights. Prices and board basis may vary and are subject to availability. Many of the flights and flight-inclusive holidays in this advert are financially protected by the ATOL scheme.
Over 400,000
reviews
UK’s most punctual
airline for 2015
But ATOL protection does not apply to all holiday and travel services listed in this advert. Please ask us to confirm what protection may apply to your booking. If you do not receive an ATOL Certificate then the booking will not be ATOL protected. If you do receive an ATOL Certificate but all the
parts of your trip are not listed on it, those parts will not be ATOL protected. Please see our booking conditions for information, or for more information about financial protection and the ATOL Certificate go to: www.atol.org.uk/ATOLCertificate
Choose life. Choose late trains, short
trains, no fucking trains. Choose points
failures, signal failures, lack of rolling
stock, lack of staff, never-ending excuses
and never-ending strikes. Choose sky
high prices, rock bottom service and
anger, frustration, claustrophobia and
nausea and fainting. Choose sweaty,
wet, stinking armpits pressed into your
face and fucked off fellow passengers
spitting saliva into it. Choose being
pushed and squeezed or crushed and
trodden on. Choose reinvestment in
station facilities that only means more
fucking coffee concessions selling more
vanilla fucking mochaccinos and more
chocolate fucking brownies. Choose
other ways to travel they know you
can never choose. Choose a fuckedoff
partner. Choose never seeing your
kids. Choose a fucked-off boss. Choose
losing your job, your home, everything.
Choose no life.
Choose
Southern.
Trainspotting
Get them
off their tits.
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Best parody
TURN YOUR
WORLD
UPSIDEDOWN
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Best use of a celebrity
THERE’S A NEILSON FOR THAT
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Best work for a client you have, but havent a hope in hell of running
CARLY SO NOW I’LL SAY GOODBYE. I’
M HOPING AND WISHING THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME. IT
’S FUNNY HOW SOMETHING LIKE THIS PUTS YOUR LIFE IN PERSPE
CTIVE. AND THEN YOU TELL ME THAT LOSING A FRIEND ISN’T SO EASY. WE
LL, I FIGURED IT OUT THE HARD WAY. THE HORIZON IS MY ENEMY. IT PAINTS
SUCH BEAUTIFUL COLORS ON SUCH A SAD DAY. AND I KNOW THAT YOU ARE THE
ONE PAINTING THE COLORS THAT ONLY WE HAVE DREAMED OF. SO NOW WE SAID
GOODBYES. I’VE BEEN THINKING A LOT AND WE’VE NEVER HAD BAD TIMES. THE ST
ARS SPELL OUT YOUR NAME. YOU’RE A BEAUTIFUL PERSON AND YOU NEVER CHANGED
THE HORIZON IS MY ENEMY. IT PAINTS SUCH BEAUTIFUL COLORS ON SUCH A SAD DAY
AND I KNOW THAT YOU ARE THE ONE PAI
NTING THE COLORS THAT ON
LY WE HAVE DREAMED OF DREAMED OF
DREAMED OF. CARLY SO N
OW I’LL SAY GOODBYE. I’M HOPING AN
D WISHING THIS WILL BE
THE LAST TIME. IT’S FUNNY HOW SOME
THING LIKE THIS PUTS Y
OUR LIFE IN PERSPECTIVE. AND THEN Y
OU TELL ME THAT LOSI
NG A FRIEND ISN’T SO EASY. WELL, I FI
GURED IT OUT THE HARD WAY. THE HOR
IZON IS MY ENEMY. IT PAINTS SUCH BE
AUTIFUL COLORS ON SUCH A SAD DAY. A
ND I KNOW THAT YOU ARE THE ONE PAI
NTING THE COLORS THAT ONLY WE HAV
E DREAMED OF. SO NOW WE SAID GOOD
BYES. I’VE BEEN THINKING A LOT AND W
E’VE NEVER HAD BAD TIMES. THE STARS
SPELL OUT YOUR NAME. YOU’RE A BEAU
TIFUL PERSON AND YOU N
EVER CHANGED. THE HORIZON IS MY EN
EMY. IT PAINTS SUCH BEA
UTIFUL COLORS ON SUCH A SAD DAY. AN
D I KNOW THAT YOU ARE T
HE ONE PAINTING THE COLORS THAT O
NLY WE HAVE DREAMED O
F DREAMED OF, DREAMED OF. CARLY S
O NOW I’LL SAY GOODBYE
I’M HOPING AND WISHING THIS WILL BE
THE LAST TIME. IT’S FUNNY
HOW SOMETHING LIKE THIS PUTS YOUR L
IFE IN PERSPECTIVE. AND TH
EN YOU TELL ME THAT LOSING A FRIEND ISN’T SO EASY. WELL, I FIGURED IT OUT TH
E HARD WAY. THE HORIZON IS MY ENEMY. IT PAINTS SUCH BEAUTIFUL COLORS O
N SUCH A SAD DAY. AND I KNOW THAT YOU ARE THE ONE PAINTING THE COLO
RS THAT ONLY WE HAVE DREAMED OF. SO NOW WE SAID GOODBYES. I’VE
BEEN THINKING A LOT AND WE’VE NEVER HAD BAD TIMES. THE STAR
S SPELL OUT YOUR NAME. YOU’RE A BEAUTIFUL PERSON AND YO
U NEVER CHANGED. THE HORIZON IS MY ENEMY. IT PAIN
TS SUCH BEAUTIFUL COLORS ON SUCH A SAD DAY
AND I KNOW THAT YOU ARE THE ONE
PAINTING THE
“Carly" written by Shane Henderson
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