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introducing...

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Gold DMA award for

Best Customer Journey

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GO

ARGOS

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#workforus

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AS GOOD

AS OUR WORD

REASSURING

Tenants enjoy unlimited cover as standard

with Hiscox Home Insurance

Mulin publibus sulabem se crissoltum res vivem

atiam peris iam achuidem dii erit, Palarbit,

demorum mor ium halium quod dicaed nessi

tem omniuspicae et deat, or a caecre, ingul

huidenitium, non num ta, Catidem condum ficae

cres co patum essolum pra? Opicae cupio, Ti.

Udepsenatum patris? quem dit, qui pos nore

conemus etrae quonsum hor locaperum maximili,

tes fit, dem quemuscendi in tuus intris re conlocu

linpratus conena, tam firmiumultus no. Ti. Vivestra

nostria mdiusqu ostisullabi fue aberfen esedeme

ia praet? Evit publisquemo et int. O ture nirmiss

icaedii coniam obsesin ressedemum pl. Cioniu

is tem te facci publiaeque erfex ninvesse cris

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Colour your summer

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Colour your summer

city break

Over 10,000 seats at

£

33 *

1,000s of holidays from

£

185

Gold DMA award for

The Best Business to

Consumer campaign

including Barcelona,

Venice & Lisbon

Book now at Monarch.co.uk

Service Rating:

per person †

Over 400,000

reviews

Offer ends

Thursday

28th April

Thursday

28th April

92% of customers rate our service as good or excellent. Based on over 400,000 independent reviews on Feefo.com since December

2013. *Booking dates, travel dates and terms and conditions apply, see website for details. †Based on departures between 26/04/16

and 15/07/16 and 2 adults staying 2 nights. Prices and board basis may vary and are subject to availability. Many of the flights and

flight-inclusive holidays in this advert are financially protected by the ATOL scheme. But ATOL protection does not apply to all holiday and travel services listed in this

advert. Please ask us to confirm what protection may apply to your booking. If you do not receive an ATOL Certificate then the booking will not be ATOL protected. If you

ABTA No.V0531

Colour your

summer

city break

Over 10,000 seats at 1,000s of holidays from

£

33 * £

185

including Barcelona,

Venice & Lisbon

UK’s most punctual

airline for 2015

Book now at Monarch.co.uk Service Rating:

do receive an ATOL Certificate but all the parts of your trip are not listed on it, those parts will not be ATOL protected. Please see our booking conditions for information,

or for more information about financial protection and the ATOL Certificate go to: www.atol.org.uk/ATOLCertificate

ABTA No.V0531

per person †

92% of customers rate our service as good or excellent. Based on over 400,000 independent reviews on Feefo.com since December 2013. *Booking dates, travel dates and terms and conditions apply, see website for details. †Based on departures between

26/04/16 and 15/07/16 and 2 adults staying 2 nights. Prices and board basis may vary and are subject to availability. Many of the flights and flight-inclusive holidays in this advert are financially protected by the ATOL scheme.

Over 400,000

reviews

UK’s most punctual

airline for 2015

But ATOL protection does not apply to all holiday and travel services listed in this advert. Please ask us to confirm what protection may apply to your booking. If you do not receive an ATOL Certificate then the booking will not be ATOL protected. If you do receive an ATOL Certificate but all the

parts of your trip are not listed on it, those parts will not be ATOL protected. Please see our booking conditions for information, or for more information about financial protection and the ATOL Certificate go to: www.atol.org.uk/ATOLCertificate

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Choose life. Choose late trains, short

trains, no fucking trains. Choose points

failures, signal failures, lack of rolling

stock, lack of staff, never-ending excuses

and never-ending strikes. Choose sky

high prices, rock bottom service and

anger, frustration, claustrophobia and

nausea and fainting. Choose sweaty,

wet, stinking armpits pressed into your

face and fucked off fellow passengers

spitting saliva into it. Choose being

pushed and squeezed or crushed and

trodden on. Choose reinvestment in

station facilities that only means more

fucking coffee concessions selling more

vanilla fucking mochaccinos and more

chocolate fucking brownies. Choose

other ways to travel they know you

can never choose. Choose a fuckedoff

partner. Choose never seeing your

kids. Choose a fucked-off boss. Choose

losing your job, your home, everything.

Choose no life.

Choose

Southern.

Trainspotting

Get them

off their tits.

Ad most likely to get the Chip Shop Awards up shit creek

SMA Ad v2.indd 1 21/06/2017 10:16

Trainspotting Ad V4.indd 1 21/06/2017 10:17

Best parody

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TURN YOUR

WORLD

UPSIDEDOWN

Becks Landscape 48 Sheet v2.indd 1 21/06/2017 10:11

Best use of a celebrity

THERE’S A NEILSON FOR THAT

Neilson Ad.indd 2 21/06/2017 10:13

Best work for a client you have, but havent a hope in hell of running

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CARLY SO NOW I’LL SAY GOODBYE. I’

M HOPING AND WISHING THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME. IT

’S FUNNY HOW SOMETHING LIKE THIS PUTS YOUR LIFE IN PERSPE

CTIVE. AND THEN YOU TELL ME THAT LOSING A FRIEND ISN’T SO EASY. WE

LL, I FIGURED IT OUT THE HARD WAY. THE HORIZON IS MY ENEMY. IT PAINTS

SUCH BEAUTIFUL COLORS ON SUCH A SAD DAY. AND I KNOW THAT YOU ARE THE

ONE PAINTING THE COLORS THAT ONLY WE HAVE DREAMED OF. SO NOW WE SAID

GOODBYES. I’VE BEEN THINKING A LOT AND WE’VE NEVER HAD BAD TIMES. THE ST

ARS SPELL OUT YOUR NAME. YOU’RE A BEAUTIFUL PERSON AND YOU NEVER CHANGED

THE HORIZON IS MY ENEMY. IT PAINTS SUCH BEAUTIFUL COLORS ON SUCH A SAD DAY

AND I KNOW THAT YOU ARE THE ONE PAI

NTING THE COLORS THAT ON

LY WE HAVE DREAMED OF DREAMED OF

DREAMED OF. CARLY SO N

OW I’LL SAY GOODBYE. I’M HOPING AN

D WISHING THIS WILL BE

THE LAST TIME. IT’S FUNNY HOW SOME

THING LIKE THIS PUTS Y

OUR LIFE IN PERSPECTIVE. AND THEN Y

OU TELL ME THAT LOSI

NG A FRIEND ISN’T SO EASY. WELL, I FI

GURED IT OUT THE HARD WAY. THE HOR

IZON IS MY ENEMY. IT PAINTS SUCH BE

AUTIFUL COLORS ON SUCH A SAD DAY. A

ND I KNOW THAT YOU ARE THE ONE PAI

NTING THE COLORS THAT ONLY WE HAV

E DREAMED OF. SO NOW WE SAID GOOD

BYES. I’VE BEEN THINKING A LOT AND W

E’VE NEVER HAD BAD TIMES. THE STARS

SPELL OUT YOUR NAME. YOU’RE A BEAU

TIFUL PERSON AND YOU N

EVER CHANGED. THE HORIZON IS MY EN

EMY. IT PAINTS SUCH BEA

UTIFUL COLORS ON SUCH A SAD DAY. AN

D I KNOW THAT YOU ARE T

HE ONE PAINTING THE COLORS THAT O

NLY WE HAVE DREAMED O

F DREAMED OF, DREAMED OF. CARLY S

O NOW I’LL SAY GOODBYE

I’M HOPING AND WISHING THIS WILL BE

THE LAST TIME. IT’S FUNNY

HOW SOMETHING LIKE THIS PUTS YOUR L

IFE IN PERSPECTIVE. AND TH

EN YOU TELL ME THAT LOSING A FRIEND ISN’T SO EASY. WELL, I FIGURED IT OUT TH

E HARD WAY. THE HORIZON IS MY ENEMY. IT PAINTS SUCH BEAUTIFUL COLORS O

N SUCH A SAD DAY. AND I KNOW THAT YOU ARE THE ONE PAINTING THE COLO

RS THAT ONLY WE HAVE DREAMED OF. SO NOW WE SAID GOODBYES. I’VE

BEEN THINKING A LOT AND WE’VE NEVER HAD BAD TIMES. THE STAR

S SPELL OUT YOUR NAME. YOU’RE A BEAUTIFUL PERSON AND YO

U NEVER CHANGED. THE HORIZON IS MY ENEMY. IT PAIN

TS SUCH BEAUTIFUL COLORS ON SUCH A SAD DAY

AND I KNOW THAT YOU ARE THE ONE

PAINTING THE

“Carly" written by Shane Henderson