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Gold DMA award for<br />
Best Customer Journey
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AS OUR WORD<br />
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Mulin publibus sulabem se crissoltum res vivem<br />
atiam peris iam achuidem dii erit, Palarbit,<br />
demorum mor ium halium quod dicaed nessi<br />
tem omniuspicae et deat, or a caecre, ingul<br />
huidenitium, non num ta, Catidem condum ficae<br />
cres co patum essolum pra? Opicae cupio, Ti.<br />
Udepsenatum patris? quem dit, qui pos nore<br />
conemus etrae quonsum hor locaperum maximili,<br />
tes fit, dem quemuscendi in tuus intris re conlocu<br />
linpratus conena, tam firmiumultus no. Ti. Vivestra<br />
nostria mdiusqu ostisullabi fue aberfen esedeme<br />
ia praet? Evit publisquemo et int. O ture nirmiss<br />
icaedii coniam obsesin ressedemum pl. Cioniu<br />
is tem te facci publiaeque erfex ninvesse cris
Colour your summer
Colour your summer<br />
city break<br />
Over 10,000 seats at<br />
£<br />
33 *<br />
1,000s of holidays from<br />
£<br />
185<br />
Gold DMA award for<br />
The Best Business to<br />
Consumer campaign<br />
including Barcelona,<br />
Venice & Lisbon<br />
Book now at Monarch.co.uk<br />
Service Rating:<br />
per person †<br />
Over 400,000<br />
reviews<br />
Offer ends<br />
Thursday<br />
28th April<br />
Thursday<br />
28th April<br />
92% of customers rate our service as good or excellent. Based on over 400,000 independent reviews on Feefo.com since December<br />
2013. *Booking dates, travel dates and terms and conditions apply, see website for details. †Based on departures between 26/04/16<br />
and 15/07/16 and 2 adults staying 2 nights. Prices and board basis may vary and are subject to availability. Many of the flights and<br />
flight-inclusive holidays in this advert are financially protected by the ATOL scheme. But ATOL protection does not apply to all holiday and travel services listed in this<br />
advert. Please ask us to confirm what protection may apply to your booking. If you do not receive an ATOL Certificate then the booking will not be ATOL protected. If you<br />
ABTA No.V0531<br />
Colour your<br />
summer<br />
city break<br />
Over 10,000 seats at 1,000s of holidays from<br />
£<br />
33 * £<br />
185<br />
including Barcelona,<br />
Venice & Lisbon<br />
UK’s most punctual<br />
airline for 2015<br />
Book now at Monarch.co.uk Service Rating:<br />
do receive an ATOL Certificate but all the parts of your trip are not listed on it, those parts will not be ATOL protected. Please see our booking conditions for information,<br />
or for more information about financial protection and the ATOL Certificate go to: www.atol.org.uk/ATOLCertificate<br />
ABTA No.V0531<br />
per person †<br />
92% of customers rate our service as good or excellent. Based on over 400,000 independent reviews on Feefo.com since December 2013. *Booking dates, travel dates and terms and conditions apply, see website for details. †Based on departures between<br />
26/04/16 and 15/07/16 and 2 adults staying 2 nights. Prices and board basis may vary and are subject to availability. Many of the flights and flight-inclusive holidays in this advert are financially protected by the ATOL scheme.<br />
Over 400,000<br />
reviews<br />
UK’s most punctual<br />
airline for 2015<br />
But ATOL protection does not apply to all holiday and travel services listed in this advert. Please ask us to confirm what protection may apply to your booking. If you do not receive an ATOL Certificate then the booking will not be ATOL protected. If you do receive an ATOL Certificate but all the<br />
parts of your trip are not listed on it, those parts will not be ATOL protected. Please see our booking conditions for information, or for more information about financial protection and the ATOL Certificate go to: www.atol.org.uk/ATOLCertificate
Choose life. Choose late trains, short<br />
trains, no fucking trains. Choose points<br />
failures, signal failures, lack of rolling<br />
stock, lack of staff, never-ending excuses<br />
and never-ending strikes. Choose sky<br />
high prices, rock bottom service and<br />
anger, frustration, claustrophobia and<br />
nausea and fainting. Choose sweaty,<br />
wet, stinking armpits pressed into your<br />
face and fucked off fellow passengers<br />
spitting saliva into it. Choose being<br />
pushed and squeezed or crushed and<br />
trodden on. Choose reinvestment in<br />
station facilities that only means more<br />
fucking coffee concessions selling more<br />
vanilla fucking mochaccinos and more<br />
chocolate fucking brownies. Choose<br />
other ways to travel they know you<br />
can never choose. Choose a fuckedoff<br />
partner. Choose never seeing your<br />
kids. Choose a fucked-off boss. Choose<br />
losing your job, your home, everything.<br />
Choose no life.<br />
Choose<br />
Southern.<br />
Trainspotting<br />
Get them<br />
off their tits.<br />
Ad most likely to get the Chip Shop Awards up shit creek<br />
SMA Ad v2.indd 1 21/06/2017 10:16<br />
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Best use of a celebrity<br />
THERE’S A NEILSON FOR THAT<br />
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CARLY SO NOW I’LL SAY GOODBYE. I’<br />
M HOPING AND WISHING THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME. IT<br />
’S FUNNY HOW SOMETHING LIKE THIS PUTS YOUR LIFE IN PERSPE<br />
CTIVE. AND THEN YOU TELL ME THAT LOSING A FRIEND ISN’T SO EASY. WE<br />
LL, I FIGURED IT OUT THE HARD WAY. THE HORIZON IS MY ENEMY. IT PAINTS<br />
SUCH BEAUTIFUL COLORS ON SUCH A SAD DAY. AND I KNOW THAT YOU ARE THE<br />
ONE PAINTING THE COLORS THAT ONLY WE HAVE DREAMED OF. SO NOW WE SAID<br />
GOODBYES. I’VE BEEN THINKING A LOT AND WE’VE NEVER HAD BAD TIMES. THE ST<br />
ARS SPELL OUT YOUR NAME. YOU’RE A BEAUTIFUL PERSON AND YOU NEVER CHANGED<br />
THE HORIZON IS MY ENEMY. IT PAINTS SUCH BEAUTIFUL COLORS ON SUCH A SAD DAY<br />
AND I KNOW THAT YOU ARE THE ONE PAI<br />
NTING THE COLORS THAT ON<br />
LY WE HAVE DREAMED OF DREAMED OF<br />
DREAMED OF. CARLY SO N<br />
OW I’LL SAY GOODBYE. I’M HOPING AN<br />
D WISHING THIS WILL BE<br />
THE LAST TIME. IT’S FUNNY HOW SOME<br />
THING LIKE THIS PUTS Y<br />
OUR LIFE IN PERSPECTIVE. AND THEN Y<br />
OU TELL ME THAT LOSI<br />
NG A FRIEND ISN’T SO EASY. WELL, I FI<br />
GURED IT OUT THE HARD WAY. THE HOR<br />
IZON IS MY ENEMY. IT PAINTS SUCH BE<br />
AUTIFUL COLORS ON SUCH A SAD DAY. A<br />
ND I KNOW THAT YOU ARE THE ONE PAI<br />
NTING THE COLORS THAT ONLY WE HAV<br />
E DREAMED OF. SO NOW WE SAID GOOD<br />
BYES. I’VE BEEN THINKING A LOT AND W<br />
E’VE NEVER HAD BAD TIMES. THE STARS<br />
SPELL OUT YOUR NAME. YOU’RE A BEAU<br />
TIFUL PERSON AND YOU N<br />
EVER CHANGED. THE HORIZON IS MY EN<br />
EMY. IT PAINTS SUCH BEA<br />
UTIFUL COLORS ON SUCH A SAD DAY. AN<br />
D I KNOW THAT YOU ARE T<br />
HE ONE PAINTING THE COLORS THAT O<br />
NLY WE HAVE DREAMED O<br />
F DREAMED OF, DREAMED OF. CARLY S<br />
O NOW I’LL SAY GOODBYE<br />
I’M HOPING AND WISHING THIS WILL BE<br />
THE LAST TIME. IT’S FUNNY<br />
HOW SOMETHING LIKE THIS PUTS YOUR L<br />
IFE IN PERSPECTIVE. AND TH<br />
EN YOU TELL ME THAT LOSING A FRIEND ISN’T SO EASY. WELL, I FIGURED IT OUT TH<br />
E HARD WAY. THE HORIZON IS MY ENEMY. IT PAINTS SUCH BEAUTIFUL COLORS O<br />
N SUCH A SAD DAY. AND I KNOW THAT YOU ARE THE ONE PAINTING THE COLO<br />
RS THAT ONLY WE HAVE DREAMED OF. SO NOW WE SAID GOODBYES. I’VE<br />
BEEN THINKING A LOT AND WE’VE NEVER HAD BAD TIMES. THE STAR<br />
S SPELL OUT YOUR NAME. YOU’RE A BEAUTIFUL PERSON AND YO<br />
U NEVER CHANGED. THE HORIZON IS MY ENEMY. IT PAIN<br />
TS SUCH BEAUTIFUL COLORS ON SUCH A SAD DAY<br />
AND I KNOW THAT YOU ARE THE ONE<br />
PAINTING THE<br />
“Carly" written by Shane Henderson
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