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Operation:<br />
Breakup<br />
Unorthodox Ways to Get Through A Breakup<br />
Have you recently had your heartbroken by<br />
your high school sweetheart, or been left<br />
in the dust by your freshman year flame?<br />
Are you spending your Friday nights relentlessly<br />
checking your ex’s social media to see if they’re<br />
missing you or on to better things? Pew Research<br />
Center says that only about 15 percent of high school<br />
relationships will last throughout college, which<br />
means that the other 85 percent of us have or will<br />
experience a heartbreak at least during the first year<br />
of college. These breakups can leave us feeling more<br />
broken than we should, since many college students<br />
are away from their families and are still working on<br />
solid friendships. This means that breakups in college<br />
are harder than any other breakups, and while eating<br />
Exercise! Not only does it make<br />
you feel good, but you will look<br />
good too! Exercise is a great<br />
distraction and releases a hormone<br />
in your brain called endorphins,<br />
which make you feel happy. It can<br />
also give you a routine to follow<br />
and makes you less likely to stay<br />
in your bed all day overthinking<br />
all of your emotions. And truly,<br />
the best revenge is looking better<br />
than your ex.<br />
Story by: Kristin Demorest, Funk Editor | Design by: Sara Arms, Editor-in-Chief<br />
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chocolates in your bed might sound like a perfect<br />
cure, it just may not cut it.<br />
College students are already at a high risk for<br />
things like depression and anxiety disorders, and<br />
an unexpected breakup can definitely be a gateway<br />
to them. It’s easy to become isolated while learning<br />
the ropes of being on your own, and these disorders<br />
can be a real danger to an already exhausted college<br />
student. So how can you avoid isolation and emotional<br />
despair while in college when you’re going through a<br />
breakup? We’ve come up with a few unorthodox ways<br />
to get you through the hard times, all of which can<br />
be paired with a date with your favorite flavor of Ben<br />
and Jerry’s ice cream.<br />
Volunteer! Volunteering somewhere<br />
locally can get you plugged in to your<br />
community and gives you a chance<br />
to meet a lot of new people you may<br />
not have met otherwise, thus avoiding<br />
isolation. You’ve probably heard<br />
that there is no unselfish good deed,<br />
meaning that volunteering also makes<br />
you feel good about yourself ! Once<br />
you start to realize that you’re a great<br />
person, you’ll stop wondering why<br />
your ex broke up with you and realize<br />
it was probably better this way.<br />
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Reinvent your social media! Too<br />
many of us keep thinking about our<br />
exes because every time we pull up<br />
our Facebook or Instagram, there<br />
are a million memories there. Delete<br />
those old photos! Keep ones that still<br />
represent things you did or milestones<br />
in your life, but delete all the silly<br />
selfies or pictures with their family<br />
at Christmas--the ones that hurt the<br />
most. Focus on redesigning your<br />
social media. Pick a color or a theme<br />
and put your energy into following<br />
that theme; it will force you to seek<br />
out things to do to follow it. It will<br />
keep you distracted and make your<br />
profile look like you’re onto the next<br />
big thing--even if you’re not.<br />
“I went on a date with her best<br />
friend. She told me we could still<br />
be friends because we were part<br />
of this huge friend group and she<br />
didn’t want to make them pick<br />
sides, so I took her word to heart.<br />
I started dating her best friend,<br />
and now three years later, we’re<br />
engaged.”<br />
-Joseph, Senior<br />
Graphic by: happymelove<br />
“One night, I was feeling really angry<br />
at my ex. I also really wanted to eat<br />
some junk food, but I didn’t want to<br />
just sulk around and eat. So I made a<br />
cake. I made a really beautiful cake, I<br />
put frosting on it and everything, and<br />
told myself this cake symbolized our<br />
relationship: beautiful on the outside<br />
but would come back to haunt you<br />
later when you went to the gym. Then,<br />
I got a hammer. And I smashed the<br />
cake. I beat the crap out of it. Then I<br />
ate the cake. It was delicious, and I felt<br />
much better.”<br />
-Becky, Sophomore<br />
Go on a date. Even if you’re not<br />
ready. You might find a meaningful<br />
relationship where you least expect<br />
it. Even if you really don’t want<br />
to- let your friends set you up on<br />
blind date. Go get coffee with that<br />
guy in your theology class who<br />
always smiles at you. Let yourself<br />
consider other options, because<br />
if you don’t, your mind will focus<br />
on one person who isn’t an option<br />
anymore.<br />
“I made a playlist of every song<br />
my ex hated. Then I drove up to<br />
Fouche Gap one night and sat up<br />
there by myself and blasted every<br />
one of those songs and sang them<br />
at the top of my lungs. I was hoping<br />
somewhere he was hearing those<br />
songs playing distantly and was<br />
cringing.”<br />
-Maddi, Freshman<br />
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