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like r s ..;d , O!'le d", r ...11
dd;l1itelj be ("NJVS,
bvt for rww r'", stvtk it) ~e seVtt"lth ~r"Je with
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1M 111 tell ,{)OJ ~...eth;",s ... 01"\ the first d", of
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"The Ohlt ,9O"d thit"l,s 1 'o1t"\ thor'/: ... boot the {irst
ddt o( scW is th .. t SOr>e of the +e .. thers .. re heW
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"The -+\-.;1'\8 .. bovt Odd w},eYl he co...es dowYIS"t..'n
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Bvt .. hel'\ we ,sot do ....... there Rodrick. h .. J covered
vf his tr .. cks pretty ,sooJ "I'\d ,00 wovld Ylever
kr-.ow he h .. J heel'l VI' t o so...ethit"l,s.
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111 fV+ it to jOV t\-.;s W"t .. if ]:',., 8oil'\8 to do
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]bond,,! , Seftu .. ber ~tb
lod", ,1"1 Soc.,,\ Sto..dies r: scored yre-tty b,.s' 'The
t e .. cber ,...de vS sit ,1"1 .. lyb .. ktic .. 1 order so t\-,e
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WIKE SOME
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"The worst thit"1,s ... boot M"!"1Y1j is -tt, .. t wheh he
w .. s re",1 1;+He he tooldt"l't yrot'oOOr-.te 'brother' so
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ITj4"j' Sefte"kr loth
Yester4"j w .. s the {irst d"j of P.S. "1"14 we
st .. rted t\-,e footb .. 11 vr-.it. "The first +hit\3 r did
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10 8"'e ,{)OJ "1'\ ;de.. of how people will 1" ovt of
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"The or,lj W"'j +0 pfotect ,ovrself (rO(Ol the Cheese
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S .. n.rJ"/t Sefte ... ber 1.1. th
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Oth~r thd,n the Sot-n.rd"'j 1">On"h3 v"",,,,,"';n,9 Me
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v..rh.1e 1'", on -the svhjed of S",-t...rJ"'j r sh""IJ
N.htion SON. of ""I other SrifH. first of 411,
there's ho~h,9 on t.v ....{ter 1.:00 y.M. I!~tl!f+
.9',M d,nJ bowlih.9' Second of ",II the s"'"' tOMeS
ri,9h+ -thr""sh ~I! Slidih,9 SId,sS window d,hd t""
,d,h h",rJly see whd's on -+he t.v. d,t1YW"'j- And on
tof of tf,d tou set ",II swuty ",tJ stick to +hI!
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TI-IA. T'S A
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BALl, DAVE.

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lod",! ... f-hr D .. d woh Me Uf' :[ d~cided +0 j~$t
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Rowle, ...oved here .. coofle r"rs '",30 dYld 1: kil'ld
of took hi,.. ot"lder '"'7 w'I"I,9' Mt for...er hest friet"ld
Be., ,..,ved to P;sc .. t"w", "t"ld 1: fi,9vred I'd
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BUT DO I
\-lAVE "LOW
INTELLIGENCE'?
UM. .. LET
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A.GAIN.
Ahoff,er botw5 .. bout Rowler is thd he h

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!VYlYI;I'I,9 ;"to Mr. SW4t"1Y1 .. t church "1'14 Me SW4M
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~e worst f",rt is th .. + ... fter he's done he d~"'f5
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FROM WORK.
LATER ...

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l'&sd"y, S,?w,ber t'"f.tb
lod,,! .. t 101',(" 1: ,30+ to l;s+eYl to Albert S"YlJj
br ..,9 .. boo..t how his f"rel"lts kv.9"+ hi ... " 36 ~ ;Y\(."
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hoose +";(e .. d"y to t .. ke their do,s Stevie ovt,
4Y\d 1: W4S wffosed +0 3et three I>l..tks .. d"j tor
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"The 1>;.9 froble,., with Stevie ;s th .. t 1: ,suess he is
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So this Ol"le d", 1: [;1"1"\\/ f',9ored ovt it W4S .. b,,9
h .. ssle t o de .. ., vI' this JOB's ...ess every sil"1,9le d"j'
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"The th;"3 -tt, .. t reGilt st;"ks is that 1: hdve
ALvJAYS beet"l ;",to ,s,rls, hut kids like Bryce h .. ve
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::::::!I "The best ...."j to f',sure ovt how fo?"I .... jOv .ore is
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::::::!I Book w;-tt. ot"le o{ those r\\ow ItS"'\ f"ds of
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::::!I -tt,,,t it tokes .. fOfvl .. r bd to St4rt .. $1 ..,.. Book
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lod,,! 1: .90+ " hold of .. $1 ..,.. Book "t"ld ! W4S
+ryit"l,s +0 e~?I .. jl'l "II this +0 Rowlej 01"\ the hos
ride ho...e, hot hoY\eS-Hj ~...et;_s with hi,., ! feel
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frjd"f' September 17th
IOI"li,sht, J) .. J W4S Showj~ ,.,e the hewest sMf
he "dded to "is C;y;1 'vJ.. r door ..""" ;'" +he
b .. se...eht , "'rid 1 ,9Of to ",d,.,;t, it's frery tool.
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SanrJor Seft e"hr 18th
lod,,! 1: .90+ ovt of hd ur1! bec,Me the
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!he ,..";1'\ re .. 5.0y\ 1: h .. vet"l't sleft over t here ;" so
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Me dYlJ Rowltj thOlJ,9ht the whole secret 1"Yl8"4,ge
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YOI....R-PA DAD-PA
5M[lLS-PA
UK~:-PA A-PA
WOMAN-PA.
Wdl, Rowley's d .. J ,.,.,sf h",ve cr""hJ ""r code
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! don't th;,,!:; Rowley kr.ew 1: put the dv",bd l
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h"d\,\'t ..... h vs t v,"", off ~e t.v., this neVer ",ovid
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Rowley t ell coslett' r;.9ht dWdj bvt ;t .... st've tdker.
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$0 Rowley's ""rer.ts took h;", ;T\to their roo ... "l'\J
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1: tovldr.,'t w..;t for school to be over with +oJ"'j
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DRANK ALL MY CI-I£RRY
KOOL -A.ID I'M GONNA
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t'F.. LOCKERMAN YOU WOULD
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TOBUK I-IffiE WAS PAOOI..ING
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S(FOfU::, I SAID TWo.. T [SKlMOS
AR[ SOt1£ CRLlt'MY KOPLL
NOW I CAN S££ T~ T
[SKlMOS ARI~N'T CRUt"MY
KOPL[ AFTffi ALL
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GH OFF TI-£
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WEIGlT
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WER£ GOING TO PUT
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WI .. ULE \JE'RE AT
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AOMISSION: 504'
We "'dY hdve oversold ;-t d 1;+tIe ba w;--th -the shdrk.
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pUlple of ,vest>OMble '''"rGeter," which 1 ,9vess
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-fe thel coold hdve .. ,50"6 I .. u.s" over it.
'D...t Odd did hOt I .. v,s" "hoo..t it. 11"1 {"d, he
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before we eve'" h"J .. ,hdYKe +0 edt 4r.j of \-.;S >c.e
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-ft,e sMcks were !jOr.e! v.Ihoever stole the SMcks
(',Bvred out .. "of4! o1rOllt"ld '7 +rif wires.
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'I've beeh so stdr'led (or sweets \,.teij th ... t 1',.,
tU'Iyted to j~s+ bredk of( d whole w411 4t"1d stoff
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"Thel"l, 1: fvt .. II the c .. rds 1"\0 ... ,s",ve ...e +hrov,sh
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Thank YOll so much fOT the awesome er-.cfclofcd;.. !
How did you know I wanted that for Christmas?
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the/re ,soi~, becoMe th'7're ..(r..;d #..0+ jf
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'D...t O .. d h .. d ..!)Other trod:::. up his sleeve. 1J
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M .. d ..",e Leffere .... de _ st",! ..(fer d.o.ss to write
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wheYl he steff for 36 hours s-tr4i,sht I .. s+ Odober.
He sleft "II the Wdt .(ro,.. SVYld"t hi,sht to
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bot this is Rowley's (;rst ti...e. 1.( he Co1Y\ hey his
hOse de .. YI (ro,., I'\OW 01"\, he doesr\'t h .. ve o1l"1yihil"l,9
to .... orry .. bovt. Plus, 1: dOI"l't thirJc. 1: covId hdve
_Je it throo,9h '7 ""mi~ withoot ""t hot
,"dde. So;", .. """Y' this is .. w;l"1Iw;1"I sitvatioYl.
01'\ the w .. 11:. ho...e tad,,!, 1: '''('Ie de .. t"I with
Rowley o1Y1d told h;,., the whole tn.th .. ho,,t wh .. t
h"'ffeYleJ. 1 told h;,., 1: h .. J le .. med root lessot"\
.. boot heiY\,9 ,..,re c .. rdvl .. hoo+ wh.ot 1 do ,'" (rol"\+
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SOOI'\. So she sel'\t vs h .. tk dowl"ISt..;rs dl'\d told us
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else, 1: wooldy\'t be .. ble t o ,set up "r.d le .. ve rj,sht
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1'h;s W"'j' Rodrick sets to do whd he WGr.+s to
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tad,,/" 1: ("('Ie '1' with .. .9'"- where ot"Ie .91
rides do ....... the \-.;11, 41"1d the other 8'1 tries to
k.YIOCk hi,., oU of the a,s Wheel with .. (ooff,,,,11.
Rowley W4S the first Ohe to ride dowY\ the \-.;11,
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4l)J 1: ,..;ssed the first tooJ?le of ti...es. 'The 0-.,17
dowY'lSide of the ,s.....e is thd it tool:. Row-Itt ..
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Wheel. t -think. :r: heed MOre velocity on "'y
throws or So,.,e-thinS' W'hc> khoWS? MVr 9"'- Wd,S -the stupidest
iJed, :r: h ... J ever h ... J, d,nJ she b ... hheJ Me fro ...
fl"'f'h,9 it with R.,wley "'"rot MOre.
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...... rlf to!!f" .. rJ YIei+her did P .. d. Bvt Mo ... s..;d we
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P .. d doest"l't re411j joke .. rOllYld like th .. t .. ...+.ole
10+, .. rJ 1: ,B...e5S he W4S pretty yrovJ of hi...self.
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Diet:
The Amazing Moose
by Greg Hcftlcy
The moose eats many, many things, and
the list would be tou long to mention in
this paper. But here arc some things you
will never see a moose cat:
BUBBLE GUM
yOU\
DINN£R., SIR.
METAL
PIZZA
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MoI'I so she qwld tdl h;,., .... h"t tvrh to t .. ke "'e.t.
So he told '"IC to Welke Mo ... vf Cll'\d Clsk her. 'Dvt
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CR£IGlITON I TOLD YOU
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h"J oor Clr...s Y;l"Il"IeJ bd,;t'lJ oor hCltks.
!-\e,-i.;e oroke ;",to this 5fee~h "bovt how ..(fer
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1 WOULD,
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And hlieve it of hot, it worked.
I-\ert>ie let !"Ie. oU -the hook, "'hd he ...... de Rowlet
(ihish oU -the other h",l( of the Chuse.
r fi3"re it Wd. S ho bi3 de",\ to Rowlej' h,,,,,,se he
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suYfoseJ to S"'j +0 hi,.,. 1: thov,9ht ... bovt
...er1f>Or'lih.9 th .. t ..... the t"1e~t ti...e he shoold hdve
foiled ovt " few of his b.rde 1'IOves, h~t
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So he worked all day and all nigh!, and to make a
long stol)' short, the end result was no! a fixed car.
RORY!!!
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