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Features<br />
'SU P with Soph<br />
SOPHIA HENRY<br />
Staff Writer<br />
If you’re looking for a prom date, then<br />
you’re in luck! This single and ready to<br />
have a dateingle is here for you. Here are<br />
some great qualities I possess that would<br />
make me the perfect gal to bring to prom:<br />
I cannot talk to adults, but I am telepathic.<br />
I write world renowned articles.<br />
I will not ask for flowers because they re<br />
mind me of how everything dies one day.<br />
I can break dance.<br />
I am not that photogenic, but since I’m<br />
a vampire, I don’t show up in photos<br />
anyway.<br />
I am desperate.<br />
I own a horse, so we will not need to<br />
pay for a limo.<br />
I get nervous in social situations, but to<br />
compensate I breathe heavily and faint.<br />
I know how to ruin someone’s life.<br />
I can speek won langige<br />
Now, to stay truthful to my date… I offer<br />
a list of negatives:<br />
I sweat profusely.<br />
Sometimes when the music’s too loud, I<br />
transport to another realm.<br />
I have odd tendencies.<br />
My parents will take photos of you until<br />
your soul is completely captured.<br />
One of my legs goes limp when not<br />
charged properly.<br />
Boys have never talked to me for more<br />
than 3 minutes… wonder why.<br />
The doctor said I may or may not have<br />
leprosy… but don’t worry! I don’t think<br />
it’s contagious!<br />
When I absorbed my twin in the womb,<br />
half of his face remained on my foot, so I<br />
cannot wear heels.<br />
Dresses make me uncomfortable, so<br />
I will wear a full body Knight’s armor.<br />
Great for war and prom!<br />
I have a curfew of 5:30 PM. It’s court<br />
mandated. No further questions.<br />
The Knight Times 3<br />
Choices speaker focuses<br />
on issues of drug abuse<br />
CAMI PYNE<br />
Contributing Editor<br />
The Choices Program held an event<br />
on <strong>March</strong> 7 when Maureen Wittels, the<br />
mother of the deceased writer and actor<br />
of Parks and Recreation Harris Wittels,<br />
spoke to those assembled.<br />
Her speech was empowering and<br />
detailed how, no matter what privilege<br />
you were born with or how good your life<br />
seems, you can still become an addict.<br />
The <strong>March</strong> Choices topic is technology<br />
addiction and how people who use<br />
technology heavily are more likely to have<br />
anxiety or depression. Extreme social media<br />
has been linked to poor sleep, anxiety,<br />
and depression. Its effects are as serious as<br />
substance addictions to alcohol, cocaine,<br />
and cannabis. Sleeping with your phone<br />
in your hand can lead to not being able to<br />
sleep at all.<br />
The EHS Choices counselor, Mrs. Sam<br />
Schaff, encourages us during the Lenten<br />
season to look up and have face-to-face<br />
interactions.<br />
Lascaux Cow will get new design in upcoming weeks<br />
LAUREN PORTER<br />
Editor-in-Chief<br />
The “Lascaux Cow” sculpture located in<br />
front of the Band Hall has a rich history,<br />
though many in the EHS community are<br />
not aware of its background.<br />
The cow has stood on campus since<br />
2001, after a parent sponsored the sculpture<br />
in the Houston Cow Parade. The parade<br />
benefitted Texas Children’s Hospital<br />
and offered cow sculptures from various<br />
artists in an auction.<br />
The cow at EHS is named the “Lascaux<br />
Cow” in recognition of the Lascaux cave<br />
paintings in France. The famous cave<br />
paintings depict the larger animals that<br />
lived in France during the Paleolithic Age,<br />
including cows. Soon, the cow will be<br />
refurbished, and there are openings for<br />
new design ideas.<br />
The National Art Honor Society will<br />
help sand the fiberglass cow and prime<br />
the cow for new artwork. Design entries<br />
are open to all, and NAHS sponsor Mrs.<br />
Sharon Willcutts “hope[s] the cow will be<br />
Image courtesy of fotosearch.com.<br />
based in the school colors.”<br />
If you have any suggestions for a new<br />
design, be sure to contact Mrs. Willcutts<br />
about the cow.<br />
Photo by Preston Witt.<br />
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mmiddleton@westsidelexus.com<br />
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