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THE KNIGHT TIMES - March 2018

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Features<br />

'SU P with Soph<br />

SOPHIA HENRY<br />

Staff Writer<br />

If you’re looking for a prom date, then<br />

you’re in luck! This single and ready to<br />

have a dateingle is here for you. Here are<br />

some great qualities I possess that would<br />

make me the perfect gal to bring to prom:<br />

I cannot talk to adults, but I am telepathic.<br />

I write world renowned articles.<br />

I will not ask for flowers because they re<br />

mind me of how everything dies one day.<br />

I can break dance.<br />

I am not that photogenic, but since I’m<br />

a vampire, I don’t show up in photos<br />

anyway.<br />

I am desperate.<br />

I own a horse, so we will not need to<br />

pay for a limo.<br />

I get nervous in social situations, but to<br />

compensate I breathe heavily and faint.<br />

I know how to ruin someone’s life.<br />

I can speek won langige<br />

Now, to stay truthful to my date… I offer<br />

a list of negatives:<br />

I sweat profusely.<br />

Sometimes when the music’s too loud, I<br />

transport to another realm.<br />

I have odd tendencies.<br />

My parents will take photos of you until<br />

your soul is completely captured.<br />

One of my legs goes limp when not<br />

charged properly.<br />

Boys have never talked to me for more<br />

than 3 minutes… wonder why.<br />

The doctor said I may or may not have<br />

leprosy… but don’t worry! I don’t think<br />

it’s contagious!<br />

When I absorbed my twin in the womb,<br />

half of his face remained on my foot, so I<br />

cannot wear heels.<br />

Dresses make me uncomfortable, so<br />

I will wear a full body Knight’s armor.<br />

Great for war and prom!<br />

I have a curfew of 5:30 PM. It’s court<br />

mandated. No further questions.<br />

The Knight Times 3<br />

Choices speaker focuses<br />

on issues of drug abuse<br />

CAMI PYNE<br />

Contributing Editor<br />

The Choices Program held an event<br />

on <strong>March</strong> 7 when Maureen Wittels, the<br />

mother of the deceased writer and actor<br />

of Parks and Recreation Harris Wittels,<br />

spoke to those assembled.<br />

Her speech was empowering and<br />

detailed how, no matter what privilege<br />

you were born with or how good your life<br />

seems, you can still become an addict.<br />

The <strong>March</strong> Choices topic is technology<br />

addiction and how people who use<br />

technology heavily are more likely to have<br />

anxiety or depression. Extreme social media<br />

has been linked to poor sleep, anxiety,<br />

and depression. Its effects are as serious as<br />

substance addictions to alcohol, cocaine,<br />

and cannabis. Sleeping with your phone<br />

in your hand can lead to not being able to<br />

sleep at all.<br />

The EHS Choices counselor, Mrs. Sam<br />

Schaff, encourages us during the Lenten<br />

season to look up and have face-to-face<br />

interactions.<br />

Lascaux Cow will get new design in upcoming weeks<br />

LAUREN PORTER<br />

Editor-in-Chief<br />

The “Lascaux Cow” sculpture located in<br />

front of the Band Hall has a rich history,<br />

though many in the EHS community are<br />

not aware of its background.<br />

The cow has stood on campus since<br />

2001, after a parent sponsored the sculpture<br />

in the Houston Cow Parade. The parade<br />

benefitted Texas Children’s Hospital<br />

and offered cow sculptures from various<br />

artists in an auction.<br />

The cow at EHS is named the “Lascaux<br />

Cow” in recognition of the Lascaux cave<br />

paintings in France. The famous cave<br />

paintings depict the larger animals that<br />

lived in France during the Paleolithic Age,<br />

including cows. Soon, the cow will be<br />

refurbished, and there are openings for<br />

new design ideas.<br />

The National Art Honor Society will<br />

help sand the fiberglass cow and prime<br />

the cow for new artwork. Design entries<br />

are open to all, and NAHS sponsor Mrs.<br />

Sharon Willcutts “hope[s] the cow will be<br />

Image courtesy of fotosearch.com.<br />

based in the school colors.”<br />

If you have any suggestions for a new<br />

design, be sure to contact Mrs. Willcutts<br />

about the cow.<br />

Photo by Preston Witt.<br />

Merrell middleton<br />

(281) 368-1482<br />

mmiddleton@westsidelexus.com<br />

Please call for an appointment<br />

Get preferred pricing when you bring this ad to<br />

Coach Middleton at Westside Lexus

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