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ACA-PERFECT! Movie: Pitch Perfect 1,2,3 Role: ‘Fat Amy’ Played by: Rebel Wilson FEATURE ARTICLE When I first heard that there was a ‘Fat Amy’ (try saying that without an Australian accent) in the movie Pitch Perfect, I got my back up. What movie would allow such a bullyish name of a character? Then I watched the movie! So, Amy calls herself ‘Fat Amy’ so that skinny girls won’t do it behind her back, she says! That comment and many, many more from ‘Fat Amy’ have become household sayings and T-shirts and have literally put one of the most non-Hollywood-esque actresses on the celebrity A-list; and the A-list of everybody’s hearts! Now some people have criticised Amy, or rather the actress that plays her, Rebel Wilson, for hiding behind comedy. But, whatever, because Rebel has gone far in crushing the stereotypical moulds of the entertainment industry and, in fact, life, in general. Top 3 Fat Amy attributes to follow: honesty; confidence; determination Amy is honest about herself! She embraces exactly who she is and doesn’t give a “continental” about what anyone else thinks or says about her. Sometimes her honesty means that her words come out of her mouth unfiltered, but she speaks her own truth. While on the subject of truth, ‘Fat Amy’ certainly isn’t the best singer of the bunch [lesbi]honest! But she sure acts like she is because she is confident. When someone says she can’t do it, she does it – and no matter how she did it, she still says “Crushed it!” confidently at the end! And finally, ‘Fat Amy’ is also determined and will stop at nothing to reach her goals. When Bumper (the male character in the movie) asks Amy to be “exclusive” with him, she says no. Then, she changes her mind and goes to some crazy lengths, like stand-up paddle boarding while singing, to get him back. She literally will stop at nothing… and she... well, crushed it! AHOY MATEY! Movie: Pirates of the Caribbean franchise Role: Jack Sparrow Played by: Johnny Depp Who would have ever thought that a flamboyant, ageing rock star-like character with ragged clothes, eye make-up, hair trinkets and a slightly drunken swagger could be a role model? In a conflict situation, he would rather run away than stay and face the fight; but he is extremely popular and if you look past the bottle of rum and gold tooth, there’s a good guy with possible “role model” attributes. Top 3 Jack Sparrow attributes to follow: communicative; unassuming; adventurous When you aren’t a skilled fighter, sometimes the best thing to do is talk your way out of trouble! In life, good communication skills can go a long way in diffusing a tumultuous situation... which is important when faced with 40 unwashed, thieves of the sea! Jack Sparrow uses cleverly woven words and wit as a get-out-of-trouble-free card. Jack, is also rather unassuming. He often pretends that he’s incapable of being the good guy, but when it really counts he delivers in the hero stakes. To fly below the radar means that people who expect little of you will be very pleasantly surprised by what you deliver. Always under-promise and over-deliver! If not the ultimate role model in values, Jack Sparrow is certainly a guiding light for adventure. He lives his life with energy and gusto and his experiences keep us coming back for more. Always look for opportunities to experience life to the fullest – we only have one chance so, like Jack, let’s sail those seas! Every child a masterpiece | 21