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<strong>Reel</strong> <strong>Talk</strong><br />

Small<br />

Small Screen, Big Battle<br />

How Netflix is rope-a-doping HBO, and the world<br />

Popcorn Pushover<br />

How to improve America’s favorite<br />

snack<br />

Ant-Man & The Wasp<br />

Marvel’s cracks begins to show


Battle of the<br />

Boardrooms<br />

Netflix is pushing quantity<br />

over quality. HBO is focusing<br />

on prestige television. Who’s<br />

right?


I scroll through Netflix to find something to watch, and though<br />

I’m surrounded by titles to watch, nothing seems good. I’ve heard<br />

of maybe one of these, two at most, but they’re called The Crown<br />

and Stranger Things and I binged those on release. Do I want to<br />

watch Alex Strangelove? Maybe, but not today. I’m inundated in<br />

mundanity. How could Netflix do this to me?<br />

Frustratedly, I head over to HBO. I know the network behind<br />

Westworld and Game of Thrones has my back. The thing is, as I<br />

look for something else to watch besides Westworld or Game of<br />

Thrones, I can’t find anything. I’ve watched The Sopranos, gone<br />

through The Wire, twice, and now I can’t find anything new. Oh<br />

well, at least I loved what I did watch.<br />

The problem is, though, that I won’t get Westworld season<br />

three for another two years, by which time my interest in it will<br />

have waned significantly. So I’m stuck watching another season of<br />

some Netflix soap. And though Netflix has some real diamonds in<br />

the rough, like Bojack Horseman, Master of None, and GLOW, the<br />

viewer’s lack of self control doesn’t let the experience last nearly<br />

long enough.<br />

So Netflix is happy keeping you hooked so long as you crave<br />

that next hit. It’s the French fry beckoning you to eat the next one,<br />

and the one after that, even though the nutritional value is close to<br />

none. HBO is the Michelin starred meal - a tiny portion served on a<br />

gargantuan plate.<br />

And the American people, or at least the retired TV<br />

professionals among them, are leaning towards the French fries.<br />

The 2018 Emmy nominations saw Netflix edge out HBO with 112<br />

nominations to HBO’s 108. In true American form, we have chosen<br />

quantity over quality. How many awards Netflix walks away with<br />

will be indicative of whether its business model is truly working.


Seasoned Veteran<br />

Movies’ favorite seasoning<br />

hasn’t changed since the<br />

50s - should it?


What do you think of when you hear the word Flavacol? Surely<br />

you think of some business man in the 50s, smoking a<br />

cigarette in his Don Draper suit and his Lucky Strike<br />

cigarettes, speaking in his southern drawl, in a world above<br />

the rest. The word itself, Flavacol, is deeply sinister. It sounds<br />

like the chemical it is. The worst part? It’s delicious.<br />

The movies are made inherently better by the presence<br />

of popcorn. Maybe it’s the oral fixation involved, maybe it’s<br />

the indulgence of pigging out on popcorn in a dark room<br />

where no one’s eyes are on you. Whatever it is, all roads lead<br />

back to Flavacol. It’s so salty it’ll make you blow $6 on a 12<br />

ounce bottle of Dasani, but not salty enough to make you<br />

realize it. It’s packed with so much artificial umami you feel<br />

like you’re eating the best popcorn known to man, before you<br />

realize it’s a yellow, salt-like powder creating that sensation.<br />

We’ve moved on from the blissful ignorance previous<br />

generations lived in. We are now in a state of perhaps<br />

knowing too much, and we can only reconcile that with flavor<br />

by being creative. So let’s be more creative with our popcorn,<br />

instead of settling for the same old same old? How about<br />

adding some Tajín, a Mexican chili-lime spice my family adds<br />

to everything from mango to chips. Or opt for kettle corn —<br />

movies are so expensive nowadays that you might as well<br />

indulge in the food that goes therewith. Be creative! But don’t<br />

settle for something you don’t know the ingredients of.


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