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issue<br />

<strong>43</strong><br />

SPRING 18<br />

f r e e<br />

SURF MAG<br />

smorgasboarder<br />

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surf road trip - waves, boards & beautiful sights


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foreword<br />

Sometimes you get lucky. Somewhere along the Great Ocean Road, Victoria.<br />

Jiff Morris (our NZ smorgasboarder team member and writer who goes by the name Jeff when in<br />

Australia) knows the appeal of the open road better than most. He has spent a better part of<br />

his life clocking up the K's. With that in mind we thought it only fitting he write the foreword<br />

for this very special edition dedicated to the surfing road trip.<br />

The freedom of the road trip. There’s many kinds of<br />

trips, there’s the plane trip, the boat trip, the rail trip,<br />

the who left that thing lying there? Call my lawyer<br />

trip, the stop these pink and purple fire-breathing<br />

dragons attacking me trip and my favourite, the<br />

road trip.<br />

In the late 70’s I worked for Levi Strauss, this<br />

involved some road trips up and down the east<br />

coast and central west of New South Wales. I<br />

stayed in the best motels in town and ate steak<br />

and lobster for dinner, leaving my surfboard at<br />

home. Later, I had my own clothing agency and<br />

this involved lots of trips up and down the coast.<br />

I stayed in the cheapest caravan parks in town,<br />

slept in a sleeping bag, ate rissoles and Deb Instant<br />

mashed potato for dinner or if I wanted to be flash,<br />

went to the local R.S.L – (surfari to an Ari) but these<br />

trips included my surfboard. Great work, good fun,<br />

not much money. I think that I enjoyed the latter<br />

more - maybe, it was a long time ago. At least I<br />

could get in the water.<br />

Such is the nature of road trips, they’re all different<br />

in good and bad ways. As one old truckie once<br />

said to me, “the tar gets into ya blood”. I presume<br />

the meant the bitumen and not the stuff in the<br />

Capstan non-filter hanging from the side of his<br />

mouth.<br />

As a city boy from the insular Northern Beaches of<br />

Sydney, the new experiences and different people I<br />

met out in the country were a real eye opener.<br />

From the unfamiliar country stores with the unlikely<br />

name of Hong Yuens, that sold things that did other<br />

things to wire, to Byron Bay or Boring Bay as it was<br />

known then, to Bob Cooper and his surf shop in<br />

Coffs Harbour, these are the great memories and<br />

life experiences that road trips create.<br />

There’s still lots of places and things to do and see.<br />

Sure there’s more people around now, but that’s<br />

not always a bad thing unless they’re dropping in<br />

on you.<br />

The point is, grab your board, put some petrol in<br />

the car, don’t wait for anyone else, (if you sing as<br />

badly as me, they’ll only keep telling you to shut<br />

up), and go. Talk to people, observe things, take<br />

some photos, catch some waves, be friendly and<br />

the world will usually be friendly back.<br />

Stay in cheap places, stay in expensive places, if<br />

you can, go to the pub, talk to people, they usually<br />

talk back. Road trips are great. Enjoy the edition.<br />

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smorgasboarder<br />

issue forty-three<br />

spring 2018<br />

03 foreword<br />

08 stuff<br />

18 road trip<br />

57 art<br />

58 surfboards<br />

64 grassroots<br />

surf businesses<br />

67 aloha barry<br />

cover illustration<br />

rory, choc and dan of<br />

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design<br />

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stuff<br />

no kreepy krawly<br />

words & photo: dave swan<br />

Through the years I have ridden quite a few of the FIIK electric<br />

skateboards from the Big Daddy offroaders right down to the<br />

smaller cruisers. This new Pool Cleaner is the smallest and most<br />

lightweight I have ridden to date and I was immediately a fan.<br />

Specifics: Model -FIIK Pool Cleaner | RRP $699<br />

Simply put, it is so easy to handle and manoeuvre. It’s the same<br />

manoeuverability wise as your standard skatey and she is easy to<br />

pop over those bumps in the pavement but has the added benefit<br />

of a double-sensored, brushless-hub DC motor. No need for<br />

pounding the pavement with one leg, just jump on and scoot down<br />

to your nearest break for a surf check at 20 km per hour. So much<br />

more fun than jumping on one of those swell forecasting sites.<br />

Mark... not a seagull.<br />

Order yours here: Fiik.com<br />

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stuff<br />

surfing lennox<br />

If you’ve surfed Lennox you understand why so many speak of it with affection – a perfectly formed wave with plenty<br />

of power. This book marks the 10th anniversary since Lennox was declared a National <strong>Surf</strong>ing Reserve, celebrating the<br />

history of surfing in this once sleepy fishing hamlet. Now available through the Smorgastore at:<br />

www.smorgasboarder.com.au RRP $49.00<br />

space saving storage solutions<br />

SHEPPSolutions is a fresh start up based out of<br />

Toronto, Canada. Their mission? To develop high<br />

quality, elegant, and sustainable products. SHEPPS’<br />

first offering is a hidden surfboard wall mount dubbed<br />

the GNARWALL. It's not just a clever name, it's an<br />

elegant, refined solution for surfboard display and<br />

space saving storage. By utilising the board’s fin<br />

box, the GNARWALL functions whilst using minimal<br />

components. One complete system consists of a wall<br />

hanger and wooden hook…that’s it. Check them out<br />

on Instagram (@SHEPPSolutions) and Kickstarter! The<br />

GNARWALL starts at $26.<br />

sheppsolutions.com<br />

natural sun shield paste<br />

SeaZinc is a 100% natural zinc sun shield<br />

paste handcrafted in small batches in Australia.<br />

Designed to provide long lasting protection from<br />

the sun's UV rays while in the surf, SeaZinc<br />

contains high quality pure and organic ingredients<br />

that nourish and also moisturise the skin.<br />

There are no harmful chemicals in SeaZinc,<br />

so it is safer for you and also the planet. The<br />

packaging is also completely recyclable. We<br />

deliver to all areas in Australia and worldwide.<br />

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stuff<br />

high five<br />

words: dave swan<br />

What's it like? That’s often the first words<br />

spoken when people lay eyes on this board.<br />

That and, “don’t do drugs!” Despite its odd<br />

appearance, it is far from dysfunctional or a<br />

mere quirky experiment. It works.<br />

I had ridden a smaller 7’ version of this board a few years<br />

back but was keen to see how the larger scale variation of<br />

this Mark Rabbidge Five Finger Splade fared. Measuring 8’6”<br />

and only 6’3” less the hand carved rear, it was an altogether<br />

new experience. Whereas with the 7’ version you could drive<br />

and slide off your bottom turn before a wild release off the lip,<br />

the 8’ creation is more of a glide machine. Line up a section,<br />

crouch down and feel her take off. No fins, no friction and<br />

with that there’s plenty of speed, even on the smallest of<br />

runners. There is also some subtlety about Rabbidge boards’<br />

rounded rails that make them so fun to ride. They just seem<br />

to suit my surfing style.<br />

My final assessment? I had asked Mark to shape me one of<br />

these. I picked it up on my recent roadtrip down the coast,<br />

which you will read all about in this edition. Having ridden<br />

it near religiously now for the last few months, I am keen to<br />

order another version. It’s that addictive.<br />

mark_rabbidge_surf_design<br />

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stuff<br />

NEW<br />

RANGE<br />

out now<br />

lazy sundae<br />

Whether you're after an ice cream sundae or a frothy 'sundae' session, Lazy Sundae takes aim<br />

at providing quality streetwear and accessories to keep the good times rolling. Confected in<br />

the Australian capital and melting their way onto the scene they have plenty of styles to sink<br />

your teeth into. Lazy, sweet and bad to the cone, grab one today and give it a swirl.<br />

lazysundaeclothing.com<br />

surfing the alphabet<br />

If you have a young child or<br />

grandchild who’s learning their<br />

ABCs, and perhaps also learning<br />

to surf, then <strong>Surf</strong>ing the Alphabet is the perfect<br />

bedtime book to add to their collection.<br />

Written and illustrated by Avoca Beach surfer and<br />

cartoonist Buddy Ross, and designed for both girls<br />

and boys, this fun book teaches young grommets the<br />

alphabet using basic surfing terms, simple rhymes<br />

and colourful illustrations. It’s a perfect birthday gift or<br />

Christmas stocking filler. Retail price $25.00 AUD<br />

surfingthealphabet.com.au<br />

garage handplanes evolution<br />

The Garage Handplanes Riva Onyx model is the<br />

pinnacle of handplanes, enhancing performance for<br />

existing bodysurfers and the ultimate introduction<br />

to board-free wave riding for the surfer who has<br />

everything.<br />

Two decades of evolution have resulted in this highlyrefined<br />

carbon fibre model, a wide planing area, gentle<br />

entry rocker and sculpted concave for superior hold,<br />

especially with the optional keel fin, creating a plane<br />

that is guaranteed to take your bodysurfing to the next<br />

level.<br />

garagehandplanes.com.au<br />

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stuff<br />

wave women<br />

The new kidz on the block! Wave Women was established by two best friends who love nature, sharing good times<br />

and enjoying the waves our beautiful planet has to offer! The Wave Women creators gain inspiration through surfing,<br />

snowboarding and the outdoors. "Earth is our home and we love all its beauty. Creating Wave Women/ Wave Kidz has been<br />

nothing short of a blast. We are excited to see where this goes and see people fall in love with the designs, just like we have.<br />

Our collection is designed and made from the heart. Our well-designed brand offers a unique and unisex design, delivering<br />

stylish apparel which continue to evolve as a must have in your wardrobe. The result? Cool, easy, unisex looks with youthful<br />

elegance and unmistakable signature style." All the beautiful pieces are manufactured with the greatest attention to detail.<br />

wavewomen.com.au<br />

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stuff<br />

Real <strong>Surf</strong><br />

Real <strong>Surf</strong> in Lyall Bay, Wellington is exactly that - a real<br />

surf store - with a huge range of surfboards, wetsuits<br />

and surf hardware. <strong>Surf</strong>board repairs on site and helpful<br />

staff who all surf.<br />

So if you want a store that brings you real quality gear<br />

as well as board repairs and a surf school for those just<br />

starting the surfing experience then REAL SURF is the<br />

one for you. NZs #1 Core <strong>Surf</strong> Store<br />

realsurf.co.nz<br />

pedal and paddle<br />

Planning a Coromandel loop road trip? They have all<br />

the equipment at Pedal and Paddle (rentals) for the<br />

famous loop.<br />

SUP's and kayaks for exploring the stunning coast<br />

and cycles to do the back country trails including the<br />

spectacular top end track from Stony Bay to Colville.<br />

They will also pick you up and deliver you to your<br />

adventure in the Coromandel.<br />

pedalandpaddle.co.nz<br />

coastal sports kaikoura<br />

For that next surf adventure that goes further than your<br />

local coffee shop. They are cold water specialists that<br />

want to get you further out there for longer.<br />

Not just your average surf shop, Coastal Sports, are<br />

more about the journey than the end. Rain, sun or<br />

snow, be ready for what nature wants to throw at you.<br />

Same location for 15 years.<br />

Call on +64 3 319 5028.<br />

coastalsports.co.nz<br />

supshed<br />

SUPshed in Orewa has become a pillar of their local<br />

paddle-boarding community. They have recently become<br />

a major supporter of local paddleboarding events and<br />

have become a key contributor to the Orewa Paddle<br />

Board Club. Along with this, they bolster the community<br />

by organising tonnes of demo opportunities to introduce<br />

paddleboarding to the public and follow this up by<br />

offering comprehensive lessons for all age groups and<br />

experience levels.<br />

supshed.com<br />

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stuff<br />

seventhwave<br />

You have invested in a decent car to make sure you get<br />

to the best secret waves without any issues. You've got<br />

the best boards from your local shaper to make sure<br />

you have the right board for the conditions.<br />

Spare leggies, extra wax and fins thrown in, just in case!<br />

What about your wettie? When it’s going off when you<br />

get there, do you have the best?<br />

If that wind chill is biting and the water's a bit cooler,<br />

is your wetsuit going to keep you out there for as long<br />

as your arms hold up or keep you so warm you're only<br />

coming in because you're starving and have to eat.<br />

Does it get heavy with water when paddling, slowing<br />

you down, or make you tired because it’s not that<br />

flexible?<br />

Is it going to blow out when you're out there or worse,<br />

when you're putting it on? Is it going to dry fast so you<br />

can tolerate putting it on for the afternoon session?<br />

If you want the reliability and the best (like your<br />

boards and car) then you need the best wetsuit too.<br />

Seventhwave Wetsuits have been making wetsuits in<br />

NZ for over 30 years. The cold waters of the South<br />

Island are their testing grounds. They focus on quality,<br />

fit and warmth. The lifetime stitching warranty speaks<br />

for itself. They use a Premium Limestone neoprene that<br />

is super flexible, lightweight, super warm, durable and<br />

ultra fast drying. The high air cell structure in Yamamoto<br />

Limestone neoprene (compared to common petroleum<br />

based neoprenes) is the key. Standard sizes or a<br />

custom fitted wetsuit to go with that custom board? If<br />

you hate being cold and wasting epic surf time, hate<br />

putting on a cold wet wettie and want a suit that will<br />

last, fit well and not let the roadtrip down, Seventhwave<br />

will sort you out.<br />

seventhwave.co.nz<br />

for those who are after something<br />

with plenty of horsepower and<br />

unbridled speed.<br />

quarry beach surfboards<br />

Carsey makes everything from performance<br />

shortboards through to retro shapes, longboards and<br />

big wave guns.<br />

The road tripping legend, Ben Rees.<br />

qbsurfboards.com<br />

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roadie essentials<br />

Whether it be for surf, or for snow… on a quest to follow some swell, or keep up with a powder front… to get a wave<br />

while visiting family, or getting some turns in with your crew… there are some essentials to keeping a 'Road Trip' above<br />

water, out of the wind and on course.<br />

So, before you leave on your next epic sojourn, here’s a few ‘bits of kit’ and ‘helpful tips’ to keeping a smile on your dial<br />

and reminding yourself that any Road Trip is an adventure, no matter the size of the swell, or the depth of the pow.<br />

Safety & Security<br />

These two factors are key to the enjoyability of any<br />

road trip. No one needs reminding of how devastating<br />

a breakdown can be. Do the essentials; of checking<br />

water, oil, air pressure, etc… But, once you’ve made<br />

your destination, remembering where you hid the keys<br />

is critical.<br />

A car key security safe (like this one from Ocean &<br />

Earth) is something that leaves your mind at ease, with<br />

you knowing you can get out<br />

the back and sit for as long<br />

as you like, without having<br />

to continuously scan the<br />

horizon to make sure<br />

no sneaky bugger is<br />

loitering around your<br />

wagon in the carpark.<br />

‘On The Road’ Research<br />

Having a Guide Book<br />

tucked into the console<br />

sometimes comes across<br />

as cheating to the Roadie<br />

purists … however, it will<br />

often find you some places<br />

that even modern GPS maps<br />

just bypass. A bit of forethought<br />

will often find you a well-written<br />

guide by someone passionate<br />

about ‘the journey’. It should be detailed<br />

in directions and deliverance, however conveniently<br />

vague in description and experience… the latter of<br />

which is a ‘felt’ commodity and should be kept for<br />

those making ‘the trek’. Two small books that fit this<br />

profile are the New Zealand <strong>Surf</strong>ing Guide and Snow<br />

Search Japan. Both of these little, compact books are<br />

filled with essential knowledge for making your surf<br />

and snow trips just that little bit better.<br />

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Sunnies<br />

So many varieties and they<br />

are very much a personal<br />

thing. However, I can not go<br />

past a pair of Oakley or Otis<br />

sunnies to cover my butt (eyes);<br />

for checking out the line-up, scanning<br />

for a line down the slopes or just getting from A to B.<br />

‘Do It All’ Shorts<br />

The Small Things Matter<br />

For me, there’s a few other little items I’d always<br />

keep in the wagon …let’s say, ‘just for safety’s<br />

sake’!!! An FCS Key, a block of wax (snow or surf),<br />

some sun cream, a Keep Cup for a coffee, second<br />

use plastic bags, tie downs for the roofies, a<br />

Phillips head screwdriver and some shrapnel (free<br />

loving coins in the $1 and $2 variety).<br />

They make them in gals and guys<br />

varieties. Hybrid shorts are the<br />

way forward for the Roadie.<br />

You can cruise in them in the<br />

wagon, jump in for a wave, have<br />

a swim at a waterhole, jump in<br />

for a spa after a few runs … so<br />

many options from a pair of shorts<br />

that really just do everything.<br />

last minute tips<br />

If you’re doing a 'Roadie':<br />

• Be happy to go 'left', if your logic tells you<br />

'right'<br />

• Be keen to engage in some conversation<br />

with ‘that person over there’<br />

• Be available to help someone in a situation<br />

that is detracting from their 'Roadie'<br />

• Be open to everything that is offered,<br />

whether it is what you expected or not!<br />

If you have hit the road and travelled<br />

a path… if you’ve driven a highway<br />

or just a laneway… once you’ve<br />

reached a point or landed at a<br />

destination… whatever you have<br />

done, will all be components to<br />

achieving 'A Roadie' … it will be your<br />

trip, it will be an experience, and you<br />

will remember it for life.<br />

NZ Shred<br />

nzshred.co.nz<br />

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r o a d t r i p<br />

Some ducks do fly south for the winter. And so it was, with my trusty Stumpy Duck in tow along with the<br />

latest edition of <strong>Smorgasboarder</strong>, I headed south down near the Victorian and South Australian border<br />

where the water is cold, the waves are big and people with seemingly no common sense run amok.<br />

words and photos: dave swan<br />

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Photo: Cathedral Rocks just outside of Lorne on fire.<br />

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Heading straight down the guts, I was keen to<br />

get to my furthest point as quickly as possible<br />

and work my way back. It had been a couple of<br />

years since I had been down this way and it sure<br />

felt good to be rolling on the open road like Willie<br />

Nelson.<br />

One of my overnight pit stops was at the Victorian<br />

Central Highlands town of Avoca not far from the<br />

Pyrenees Ranges, about 71 kilometers north west<br />

of Ballarat. The nearest surf break may be another<br />

two hours further south but this is absolutely<br />

stunning country worthy of checking out on your<br />

way to the coast.<br />

Heading down from Queensland, with such a big<br />

drive in front of you, it is always good to earmark<br />

some desirable destinations to get to. Avoca is one<br />

of their destinations. It sure as hell wasn’t where I<br />

ended up the night before. Due to fading light, the<br />

effects of drought and a massive amount of roos on<br />

the move, I had to stay the previous night in Dubbo.<br />

When you mention Dubbo most people comment<br />

on the zoo. That’s probably because that’s about<br />

the only positive thing you can say about the friggin<br />

place. Sorry to all the Dubbogans out there (not<br />

quite sure if that’s what they are called ). In fairness,<br />

the crackheads at the local holiday park seemed<br />

friendly enough and at least didn’t try to shank me<br />

during the night whilst I slept in my van.<br />

Alas, it was closed on that night. Disappointed,<br />

I strolled across the road to the Hotel Victoria,<br />

which immediately lifted my mood. Perhaps not<br />

as appealing from the outside, it certainly was<br />

on the inside - a great little Victorian country pub<br />

with a fireplace and friendly barman that had me<br />

feeling like Cliffy Clavin from Cheers. Their beautiful<br />

dining room also serves some hearty pub fare that<br />

will send you on your way with your cockles truly<br />

warmed. You have to love a warming of the cockles<br />

– whatever that means.<br />

The next morning I was up early, keen to get to<br />

the ocean as soon as humanly possible to refresh<br />

from my arduous two-day drive. I was headed for<br />

Cape Bridgewater just outside of Portland. It is one<br />

of my must-dos on the road: must commence surf<br />

trip with a surf at Cape Bridgewater, must call into<br />

the Wye River Pub, must have a slider at Lorne<br />

followed by a Bingo Bango chilli pizza from Pizza<br />

Pizza, must call into Aireys Pub for a pint, must<br />

call in to see the guys at Anglesea <strong>Surf</strong> Centre and<br />

Craig Baird at the Torquay <strong>Surf</strong> World Museum.<br />

Whatever else I can fit in whilst on the Victorian <strong>Surf</strong><br />

Coast is a bonus.<br />

Anyhow, road trips in the main are about ‘going<br />

with the flow’ and even having a laugh when you<br />

screw up – like being stuck in Dubbo – but most<br />

importantly they are about getting out of your<br />

normal surrounds, venturing across our wonderful<br />

country, seeing some absolutely magnificent sights,<br />

catching up with good friends and making some<br />

new ones. That takes me back again to Avoca and<br />

an awesome little pub where I was keen to sample<br />

a few sherbets – The Avoca Hotel.<br />

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when this is your office<br />

how can you complain?<br />

Photo: The Twelve Apostles<br />

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Yes, the waves were good,<br />

ranging from unreal to<br />

holy-crap-balls<br />

to no-friggin-chance.<br />

Now before anyone gets their knickers in a twist,<br />

I will not mention any other breaks down this<br />

way aside from Cape Bridgewater and of course<br />

Bells and perhaps Cathedral Rocks. I believe the<br />

secret is out of the bag on the latter two breaks.<br />

With regards to Cape Bridgewater, I understand<br />

it is okay to mention it because a couple of extra<br />

surfers in the water there is not such a bad thing.<br />

Apparently, the Cape is where cold water coming<br />

from the Great Australian Bight meets warmer<br />

currents coming down the east coast of Australia<br />

and voila, you have an abundance of marine life<br />

and some big bloody white pointers to boot. A<br />

couple of extra people in the water allows you to<br />

live by the edict – you are never going to outswim a<br />

shark, just make sure you can outswim the person<br />

beside you.<br />

From the following pages you will see I scored<br />

some waves along the coast. I could profess to<br />

have intentionally timed my run down to Victoria<br />

but the real truth is I don’t have a clue. Those surf<br />

websites with their forecasts bore me to tears and<br />

I have never quite understood all of those squiggly<br />

lines. Nope, I just arsed it, as is often the case.<br />

Lucky to be in the right place at the right time,<br />

although had I given my trip a little more thought on<br />

the surf side of things, I would’ve had the common<br />

sense to have taken a decent size gun and not a<br />

5’4” self-made mini Simmons (called the Stumpy<br />

Duck) just because it fitted in the van and didn’t<br />

make it too cramped in the back amongst my<br />

mattress and magazines. Lucky I have friends.<br />

Yes, the waves were good, ranging from unreal<br />

to holy-crap-balls to no-friggin-chance. Nothing<br />

like a frosty ocean, freezing cold southerlies and<br />

some undie-filling swell to get the blood pumping<br />

and make you feel alive. The bonus amongst all<br />

of that is along the way I got to call into some of<br />

my all-time favourite coastal towns like Port Fairy<br />

and take in unbelievable sights such as the Twelve<br />

Apostles, Bay of Martyrs and London Bridge.<br />

The smorgasboarder office in these parts is quite<br />

amazing.<br />

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anglesea<br />

surf centre<br />

Many would consider Torquay to be the epicentre<br />

of the <strong>Surf</strong> Coast; possibly those less familiar<br />

with the Great Ocean Road, due to the fact it is<br />

the home to Rip Curl and Quicksilver. I, however,<br />

would disagree for just 15 minutes south west of<br />

there are the little coastal townships of Anglesea<br />

and Aireys Inlet. Anglesea derives its name from<br />

Anglesey, which is an island in North Wales. Prior to<br />

that it was known as Swampy Creek, which is way<br />

cooler but probably not as appealing to the tourists.<br />

You can hear the conversation, “Where are you<br />

heading? I am off for a week’s vacation in Swampy<br />

Creek. Doesn’t quite have the same ring to it.<br />

Anyhow the town changed its name to Anglesea in<br />

1950 and I for one, absolutely love it. It is also home<br />

to a place I must visit every time I pass through –<br />

the Anglesea <strong>Surf</strong> Centre.<br />

Further on down the road is Aireys Inlet now said<br />

to be recognised for its culture and as a flourishing<br />

literary hub. If you know anything about me or have<br />

indeed taken note of my writing style, you will know<br />

that Aireys appeals to me for somewhat different<br />

reasons. It’s home to the Aireys Pub and it is a<br />

ripper.<br />

In terms of the two areas, it doesn’t matter in which<br />

order you visit but I would suggest it is more relaxing<br />

going to the former last.<br />

So first, the Anglesea <strong>Surf</strong> Centre; proclaimed to be<br />

Australia’s Premier Secondhand <strong>Surf</strong>board Dealer,<br />

I truly think it is. In all my travels I do not believe<br />

I have come across a shop in Australia, or New<br />

Zealand for that matter, that carries the quantity<br />

of second hand boards that they do. And there is<br />

always some absolute gems hidden amongst the<br />

hundreds of boards in the racks; at an exceptional<br />

price point. What makes the joint even more<br />

appealing is that it’s not run by knobs. That’s a<br />

bit harsh you might say, but if you are honest with<br />

yourself you would recognise the knob population<br />

worldwide is growing and the surf industry is<br />

no exception. Bruce Little runs the show at the<br />

Anglesea <strong>Surf</strong> Centre along with his son Trenton<br />

and a team of down to earth local surfers.<br />

Bruce has been living and surfing the area since the<br />

early sixties. He continually strives to maintain his<br />

attitude that his work provides the opportunity to<br />

live his life the way he wants.<br />

The Anglesea <strong>Surf</strong> Centre carries over 150 second<br />

hand boards at any given point in time and they<br />

have a quite a few new boards as well. If you<br />

are looking for a trade in or cash in, they take<br />

15% commission on consigned boards. It’s very<br />

much a traditional surf shop, as opposed to those<br />

’boutique’ style surf fashion stores. Their core<br />

business is surfboards, wetsuits and the essentials<br />

that you need to get in the water.<br />

angleseasurfcentre.com.au<br />

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rogue wave<br />

Next necessary stop along the road as I prescribed<br />

is the Aireys Pub, now also home to Rogue<br />

Wave Brewing. Where do I start? Firstly, the<br />

pub, there is just something about it. Yes,<br />

it has this rustic appeal; yes, it has an open<br />

fireplace, which if you have ever been to<br />

Victoria is generally appealing no matter what<br />

the season; yes, it also has an incredible<br />

vista looking out from Split Point Lighthouse<br />

all the way to Lorne point; And yes, the food<br />

is pretty darn incredible, like pub smoked<br />

pulled pork shoulder quesadilla and 350g<br />

Otway Ranges rib rye kind of incredible<br />

(there’s also other options for the everincreasing<br />

surfing vegans amongst<br />

us god bless your chia seeds socks).<br />

However, there is something else about<br />

it that’s just so magic and relaxing about<br />

calling in for a couple of beers after a<br />

surf, sitting by the fireplace and letting<br />

the blood return to your frozen feet whilst<br />

you recover from hypothermia. I just<br />

absolutely love this place.<br />

In recent years, what has made it even<br />

more appealing is that the beers are<br />

better! Yes, I have turned into quite the<br />

beer snob but yellow fizzy water just<br />

doesn’t do it for me anymore. If the government<br />

is going to increase to buggery the excise duty on<br />

beer, to the point it costs as much as a small car, I<br />

want to ensure I really enjoy it. Since starting Rogue<br />

Wave Brewing in 2015, owner Tim Wood has added<br />

to the appeal of the hotel. Not only can I call in for<br />

a pint of Cranky Mrs (which is usually the result of a<br />

lengthy road trip) they have even bottled it.<br />

Rogue Wave Brewing. creates a variety of premium<br />

beers, from clean crisp pilsners, sessionable lagers,<br />

wheat beers and pale ales to funky unfiltered IPAs.<br />

Best of all, they use no artificial ingredients or<br />

additives.<br />

As Tim Wood explains, “Our beer is a continuation<br />

of our lifestyle. We won’t be told what massproduced<br />

beers we have to put on tap by some<br />

foreign owned, multinational, beer factory. Our<br />

focus is beer with no extracts, no chemicals<br />

and no additives.<br />

“We sourced and commissioned our state<br />

of the art brewery ourselves. Our computer<br />

operating system is locally designed and<br />

built and gives us precise and absolute<br />

control during the brewing and fermenting<br />

process. Anyone can brew beer, but we’re<br />

passionate about brewing great beers.<br />

Our first year saw us win three awards at<br />

the Australian International Beer Awards.”<br />

With my mouth watering by that stage,<br />

Tim went on to add, “We’re the luckiest<br />

people on the planet. We don’t dream of<br />

living somewhere else, or working some<br />

other job, we love it here.”<br />

What’s also appealing about the place is<br />

the sense of history; the hotel’s history.<br />

The Aireys Pub was built in 1904, but<br />

was burnt to the ground in the 1983 Ash<br />

Wednesday fires. The pub ran out of a tin<br />

shed until it was rebuilt.<br />

In 2011 the business closed. Unbelievably<br />

and much to our dismay, the pub was almost<br />

demolished, such news rendering Mark and I<br />

speechless and crying in the gravel carpark some<br />

years back on a #smorgasroadtrip. A town with no<br />

pub seemed imminent. In a last minute coup,Tim<br />

and a few friends pitched in and saved it. They<br />

renovated and reinstated it as one of Australia’s<br />

greatest coastal pubs.<br />

roguewavebrewing.com.au<br />

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on the road<br />

again<br />

Darren “Dicko” Dickson of Dickson <strong>Surf</strong>boards<br />

Nick McAteer of NMC Handshapes<br />

There’s plenty of shapers and surf identities who<br />

call this neck of the woods home. There are a few<br />

however, I always make a point of catching up<br />

with. The first guy is Craig Baird, Curator of <strong>Surf</strong><br />

World Museum in Torquay. Not only is he a wealth<br />

of knowledge of anything and everything surf<br />

related, he’s genuinely such a nice bloke – it’s a<br />

real pleasure to call him a friend. We always end up<br />

chatting away for a couple of hours but that could<br />

easily extend to a full day if time permitted. The<br />

nice thing is, I get to espouse (regurgitate really) all<br />

that he has told me for the rest of my trip, making<br />

me sound so intellectual. I get to feel like the font of<br />

all surfing knowledge.<br />

Darren “Dicko” Dickson of Dickson <strong>Surf</strong>boards at<br />

the <strong>Surf</strong>ers Shed in Torquay is another interesting<br />

character. Not only because he too is so welcoming<br />

but the sheer quality and diversity of craft he<br />

creates is amazing - magic longboards with<br />

beautiful resin colours and tints, twinnies, quads,<br />

5-fin rounded pins, single fins with chimed rails and<br />

performance shortboards. The true value of Dicko<br />

though is what he can offer surfers. His ability to<br />

cut through the crap, understand what you are<br />

after/ the way you want to surf and then go about<br />

recommending what will work best for you, right<br />

through to how the fins should be set in relation to<br />

the rail lines and tail shape – it will blow your mind.<br />

Nick McAteer up at Barwon Heads is another<br />

incredibly experienced custom surfboard shaper<br />

making a range of high performance craft in every<br />

length and style from shorties and fishes through to<br />

stunning logs with fabric inlays and big wave guns.<br />

Just check out his rich red F1 gun complete with<br />

yellow lightning bolt featured in our Gear section<br />

and you will understand what I mean.<br />

Next stop - Melbourne, Phillip Island and the<br />

Mornington Peninsula<br />

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all in fun<br />

There are many loving families who couldn’t bear<br />

the thought of working with one another. It may be<br />

due to the fact we’re often the most forthright with<br />

those we love. You may tolerate a work colleague<br />

who’s a tool but if it’s a family member, you will<br />

probably tell them exactly what kind of tool they<br />

are and whereabouts in the shed they sit. Some<br />

families however manage to make it work.<br />

In 2013 we spoke with Choc, Dan and Rory of<br />

Oke <strong>Surf</strong>boards on how they managed such a<br />

feat. Five years on and they still haven’t killed each<br />

other, as a matter of fact, things are the same as<br />

when I caught up with them last; still laughing, still<br />

taking the piss out of each other, still loving what<br />

they do and still crafting some of the most beautiful<br />

boards you have ever seen. The business is going<br />

strong. Rory sat down with me and explained how.<br />

“It all just works. I think we’re all pretty different.<br />

We don’t seem to clash at all. We’ve all got more or<br />

less separate roles within the business. I’m shaping<br />

the boards and Dan’s glassing them. Choc’s (Rory<br />

and Dan’s dad Neil) slowly getting out of it and<br />

leaving it up to us but he helps out and does all the<br />

other stuff we don’t want to do.”<br />

There is no underplaying Choc’s role however in<br />

developing Rory as a surfboard shaper.<br />

“All my theories and all my ideas on boards come<br />

from him because I haven’t worked for anyone else.<br />

Design, shaping, processes; it all comes from him.”<br />

14 years as a shaper and some 3000 boards done<br />

and dusted, I figured Rory had learnt a thing or two<br />

himself as well.<br />

“Yeah, you’re constantly improving. Your eye gets<br />

better. With experience, you start having more<br />

control over the finished product.”<br />

The array of craft Rory’s shaping has no doubt<br />

further played a part in his development.<br />

“It was getting repetitive for a while there. Having<br />

10 or 12 set models, we would be just producing<br />

them over and over but now people have gone<br />

away from those. Customs are in demand. At<br />

the moment Dan’s out there glassing a 7’6 single<br />

fin with super knifey rails; he’s got a twin fin with<br />

a double channel; a single fin egg that’s got a<br />

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Rory, Choc and Dan of Oke <strong>Surf</strong>boards<br />

quad setup as well and then there’s a real high<br />

performance short board that’s 5’10”. In the<br />

shaping bay, I am working away on three mals. We<br />

are doing everything.”<br />

Rory explains the shift in part is due to surfers<br />

either pursuing the super high-tech imported<br />

boards or something that is more personal.<br />

“Our clients are more inclined towards the art<br />

side of it. People want something handmade and<br />

something unique, something they can have input<br />

into themselves. So, we’ve gone that way instead<br />

of trying to compete or follow the bigger labels with<br />

a bunch of different performance board models. We<br />

still make a number of performance shortboards<br />

but nowadays are just making a greater variety of<br />

boards.”<br />

With that in mind, I was keen to know if their<br />

customer base was any different.<br />

“Not really. We do orders for mates and returning<br />

customers and that keeps us really busy but we<br />

make boards for all ages. I’m currently making a<br />

board for a guy that’s 71 and just started surfing.<br />

What we are making for our customers, as I said, is<br />

what has really changed.<br />

“When I was growing up, no one had a longboard.<br />

Some people they’d go off with 6’1” by 18 1/2”<br />

board. They might get a fish or something a little<br />

bit wider but no one would have a longboard. That<br />

was just for old blokes but now it’s pretty trendy.<br />

I guess some of the footage you see coming out<br />

of California and up the coast as well like Noosa,<br />

that side of surfing gets really marketed now. So,<br />

a lot of the guys that never would have thought of<br />

riding a longboard or be seen on one are ordering<br />

longboards now. It gets the girls into it as well. They<br />

see the graceful style of surfing a longboard.<br />

“The other thing is, no one has one or two boards<br />

anymore. People get 10, 12 or more boards;<br />

like have a garage full of them – performance<br />

shortboards, single fins, fish, longboards.”<br />

We would like to think <strong>Smorgasboarder</strong> has played<br />

some small part in this phenomenon. It is after all,<br />

what our name is all about.<br />

What’s most notable about the guys at Oke is the<br />

incredibly loyal following they have developed. I<br />

was keen to hear from Rory as to what he put that<br />

down to.<br />

“People like coming here. I guess you don’t<br />

get hassled like you do at a normal surf shop.<br />

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You got the cool guy trying to push certain models<br />

on to you or whatever. We don’t really care. I’m as<br />

happy to make a really narrow, high performance<br />

shortboard for hot surfers as something that’s 24<br />

inches wide and 9’8” or a min-mal for a beginner.<br />

I’m not going to try and talk you into something that<br />

is not suitable for your ability. It’s got to be the right<br />

board for you.<br />

“We don’t have a certain image to protect or a style<br />

of board that we have to talk customers into. We’re<br />

not trendy cool surf shop guys, we’re more like<br />

labourers. We come out covered in dust and just try<br />

and be the real deal. What I mean by that is, we’re<br />

not pretentious.”<br />

In many ways to us, the boys at Oke are the<br />

epitome of what we set out to achieve with<br />

<strong>Smorgasboarder</strong> – to dispense with the BS that<br />

sometimes surrounds the surf industry and just<br />

get down and dirty and talk in simple terms about<br />

surfboard design and construction. It is what we<br />

perceive is the key to their success. I asked Rory<br />

if he could pinpoint one or two things that have<br />

contributed to their ongoing good fortune.<br />

“I guess just being honest and just sort of being us,<br />

not trying to follow the trend or anything. Yeah. Just<br />

kind of make whatever board you want and that’s<br />

about it.<br />

“Other than that, we try not to be intimidating. With<br />

some shops you walk into, you’re faced with racks<br />

and racks of similar looking boards before you’re<br />

greeted by the super cool retail dude trying to push<br />

a particular board onto you. It’s pretty easy in that<br />

situation to be intimidated and you wouldn’t know<br />

what to believe or what sort of board you’re going<br />

to need. We’re there to talk with you in a relaxed<br />

way about what you might need and then go about<br />

making it for you.”<br />

Next year marks 50 years of Oke <strong>Surf</strong>boards. It’s<br />

a monumental achievement in this day and age,<br />

particularly within the surf industry. I asked Rory<br />

about their plans going forward.<br />

“Keep doing what we’re doing. It has worked for<br />

this long.”<br />

I sincerely love these blokes and their surfboards. I<br />

hope they keep making them for many more years<br />

to come.<br />

okesurfboards.com<br />

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go with the flow<br />

“…we were surfing this reef and I sort had a of pretty just had light a<br />

pretty drop into, light or drop I sort into, of free or I sort fell into of free this fell wave, into fell it, fell off<br />

off my my outside outside rail rail and and it just the picked wave just me picked up and me threw up<br />

and me straight threw me on straight to a dry on rock to a rockledge. It was It a was hard a<br />

hard impact impact and it and ended it ended up puncturing up puncturing, and collapsing<br />

my lung and I broke six ribs, and then yeah, I was in<br />

so much pain, and couldn’t breathe.<br />

“That was on the first wave. With the second, I was<br />

obviously in pain and struggling to breathe and it<br />

rolled over me and then my leash snagged on the<br />

bottom. That was sort of scary. I was a bit worried.<br />

Yeah, That was but sort luckily of scary. before I the was third a bit wave worried. came, Yeah, I was<br />

able but luckily to just before get my the leash third off wave and came, sort of I be was washed able<br />

in.” to just get my leash off and sort of be washed in.”<br />

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Sandy Ryan surfing in South Australia.<br />

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Photos: SA RIPS<br />

It’s hard to fathom what it would be like to find<br />

yourself in this kind of situation but to a man as chilled<br />

as Sandy Ryan, I guess you simply go with the flow,<br />

pardon the pun.<br />

The son of Matt Ryan, one of the founders of<br />

Island <strong>Surf</strong>boards on Phillip Island, Sandy has<br />

built a reputation as quite the hell-man and<br />

understandably so, he charges humongous waves.<br />

Indeed, Sandy is a person some may call loony but<br />

who all would agree is one super friendly, humble,<br />

quietly spoken, all-round top bloke.<br />

Our conversation, the first to air on<br />

smorgasboarder’s new podcast on www.<br />

smorgasboarder.com.au centres on his recent<br />

experience whereby he managed to pitch himself<br />

onto a dry reef while surfing serious waves off the<br />

coast of South Oz with Marti Paradisis.<br />

As a result of his injuries Sandy had a pretty lengthy<br />

stay in hospital and faces a long road to recovery.<br />

When we spoke, he was just about to begin his<br />

rehab that he hopes will get him back surfing<br />

waves before the year is out. He is one incredibly<br />

determined and fascinating bloke.<br />

“When my leash snagged I was thinking that it was<br />

sort of pretty scary, like anything could happen or<br />

it could be sort of the end. Yeah, so that was really<br />

heavy. Then after I got my leash free, even though I<br />

was still in a pretty bad predicament, I felt like I was<br />

not going to die or anything. I was in a lot of pain<br />

but at least I could get my head above water and<br />

just slowly drift in.”<br />

Sandy drifted in over a lagoon. It was at this time<br />

good friend Marti Paradisis noticed Sandy was<br />

missing from the lineup.<br />

“I just heard him yelling out my name. He noticed<br />

me when I was almost at the beach. He was racing<br />

over, paddling over to us.”<br />

Marti and a few of the local guys who were there<br />

then sprung into action all the while assuring Sandy<br />

he was going to be alright. The challenge however<br />

was that there was no mobile reception to call an<br />

ambulance and no way of carrying Sandy up the<br />

cliff and steep dunes.<br />

“The guys were sort of racing all over the dunes,<br />

trying to find some reception and then I had to<br />

climb up a cliff. They were helping us with that. They<br />

wanted to carry me but just as soon as I’d sort of<br />

lift up, it would crush everything, and it was just so<br />

painful. So yeah, I just slowly started sort of walking<br />

and I had guys behind me.”<br />

Sandy walked up the first cliff and then to the<br />

next dune where he was met by one of the locals<br />

who had fetched his Troop carrier. By that stage<br />

paramedics had also arrived and with Sandy<br />

struggling to breathe put him on a respirator. He<br />

was then taken by ambulance before being picked<br />

up along the way by a medevac helicopter.<br />

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“I was flown to the Royal Adelaide Hospital. So it<br />

was a mission but all good.”<br />

Sandy would spend the next eight days in hospital<br />

recovering from a collapsed lung.<br />

“Ironically, when I was in hospital, on the wall in<br />

my room was a photo of the actual wave where I<br />

hurt myself. It’s such a big hospital with probably<br />

600 beds or whatever and it just happened that<br />

photo was in my particular room, which is a strange<br />

coincidence.”<br />

Now three months on from the mishap the<br />

prognosis is that Sandy won’t be surfing again any<br />

time soon.<br />

“I am slowly getting better and better. I’m a lot more<br />

comfortable and it’s a lot easier to breathe and<br />

certainly a lot less pain. But I’m still a little bit off<br />

surfing”.<br />

I enquired whether it would be another six months<br />

or so.<br />

“Hopefully not that long. I don’t know, it’s been<br />

hard enough this long.”<br />

I asked whether he had any trepidation returning to<br />

the surf and indeed tackling the slabs he so eagerly<br />

seeks out.<br />

“No. I was just so unlucky. It wasn’t particularly<br />

the size of the wave, it was just the reef. It wasn’t<br />

a big wave at all.”<br />

We will leave you with one final word from Sandy<br />

and what his dad had to say following the incident.<br />

“Every time I injure myself, he (Matt) always just tells<br />

me I’m a bit of a wimp, and he’s like, come on, you<br />

know guys would be playing football next week if<br />

they had that injury. Dad’s a classic like that. I’m<br />

always nervous telling him when I’m injured.”<br />

To hear more of this story listen to our<br />

<strong>Smorgasboarder</strong> podcast.<br />

A brief bit on Island <strong>Surf</strong>boards. It all began in 1969<br />

when a couple of surfers decided to make some<br />

boards for their mates. They enjoyed every surfer’s<br />

dream of uncrowded waves, pristine coastlines<br />

and a relaxed working atmosphere. Since then<br />

the Phillip Island has grown, and so too has their<br />

business with Island <strong>Surf</strong>boards now one of the<br />

most respected names in Australian surfing. They<br />

have two cracking stores on the island and make<br />

their own range of boards, long through to short,<br />

performance, retro, kneeboards, you name it.<br />

Incidentally, they also run what is reportedly the<br />

biggest surf school in Australia.<br />

islandsurfboards.com.au<br />

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on the road again<br />

Dave and Curl<br />

A visit to Phillip Island is never complete without a<br />

beer at the Panhandle Mexican restaurant and bar<br />

with our mate Curl, the man behind our Aloha Barry<br />

cartoon. We don’t quite know what goes on in his<br />

head to inspire such weird and wonderful storylines<br />

but we sure as hell love them, and him too - my big<br />

brother from another mother.<br />

Another two of our favourites are these good folk,<br />

Graeme and Brenda Howard from the Island <strong>Surf</strong><br />

Shack. As down to earth as the come, I consider<br />

myself fortunate to have met such genuine people<br />

in my years travelling with <strong>Smorgasboarder</strong>. They<br />

have the most unique little surf shop full of gifts,<br />

knick-knacks and clothing you have ever come<br />

across; everything from Mexican bajas, Hawaiian<br />

dashboard hula girls, coconut soy candles, Kombi<br />

giftlines and even Nepalese woollen yin yang<br />

jumpers and ponchos. Unique? You bet. I don’t<br />

think there is ever a time I visit and don’t walk away<br />

with something for the home, wife or kids.<br />

With the Victorian leg done and dusted, it was time<br />

to be off likes a nun’s nightie and make for Pambula<br />

on the Far South Coast of New South Wales. With<br />

night falling quicker than expected, I stopped along<br />

the way at Orbost. I always love the opportunity to<br />

stay somewhere I haven’t before – and there are<br />

some many magic spots along the way around here<br />

– Mallacoota was my favourite last time.<br />

I paid for a spot at the local holiday park and<br />

headed for a beer and counter meal at the Orbost<br />

Club Hotel. My experience there prompted me to<br />

write this on our <strong>Smorgasboarder</strong> Instagram and<br />

Facebook pages:<br />

Graeme and Brenda - Island <strong>Surf</strong> Shack<br />

#It’s nights like tonight that make my trip. A couple<br />

of pots and a great counter meal with good<br />

company at a true blue Aussie pub.<br />

@orbost_club_hotel #smorgasboarder<br />

#smorgasroadtrip #orbost #plentyoflaughs<br />

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tree to sea<br />

A visit to Vic is not complete without<br />

catching up with the boys from Tree to<br />

Sea. Regular readers of <strong>Smorgasboarder</strong><br />

would recall I had the great pleasure<br />

of building a hollow wooden surfboard<br />

with Rob, Gary and Darren, so much<br />

so, it’s one of the best experiences I’ve<br />

had in the nine years of our grassroots<br />

surf magazine. I am sure they too are<br />

still taken aback by my sublime board<br />

building skills.<br />

Since then they have changed their<br />

build process from hollow wooden<br />

construction to an altogether new<br />

approach. Their ‘Eco Board’ course is<br />

also shorter. It now only takes a weekend<br />

and at its completion, you have a<br />

stunning wooden board ready to surf.<br />

With Christmas just around the corner,<br />

it is unquestionably the perfect gift idea,<br />

in my opinion, for the surf-mad special<br />

person in your life – that’s right ‘person’,<br />

plenty of girls and guys have undertaken<br />

the course. Adding to the appeal of this<br />

new approach is they now have the<br />

ability to replicate your favourite board,<br />

albeit with an environmentally-friendly<br />

construction method.<br />

All Eco Boards are a super-lightweight<br />

composite construction made from a<br />

recycled EPS foam core shaped on an AKU<br />

machine to any size or shape you want. You<br />

then set about profiling, cutting and cladding<br />

your blank with plantation grown timber and<br />

cork rails before sanding and fine tuning<br />

the rail, deck and bottom contours along<br />

with setting the fin placement. All kinds of<br />

boards can be shaped on the course from<br />

performance shortboards through to retro<br />

shapes and longboards.<br />

Rob Ivers, Gary Miller and Darren Minchen<br />

have been running the Tree To Sea wooden<br />

board building workshops at Mt Eliza on the<br />

Mornington Peninsula for close to 10 years<br />

now. I can personally vouch for how well<br />

these courses are run and how much fun<br />

they are. Stop thinking about it and just do<br />

it. Live your life, commit ONE weekend and<br />

you will have a board in your quiver you will<br />

forever remember.<br />

further information, workshop dates,<br />

board building kits and all details are<br />

available at: treetosea.com.au<br />

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learning the art of the craft<br />

We had featured it, I’d written about it, seen photos<br />

of it but it wasn’t until I finally saw it with my own<br />

two eyes that I truly appreciated how impressive a<br />

setup The <strong>Surf</strong>board Studio is.<br />

If you want to shape your own fibreglass surfboard<br />

from start to finish, over the course of a couple of<br />

weekends, this is the place to go. You choose the<br />

style of board you want, the boys send a blank<br />

through the shaping machine, providing you with<br />

a rough outline of your board and you get straight<br />

into shaping it.<br />

As soon as this is done you commence with<br />

choosing your rail template, pencilling in your<br />

rail lines before taking to it with a hand saw.<br />

Next you’re sanding away your deck, bottom,<br />

nose, tail and rail contours. Before the first day is<br />

over, you install your fin plugs or fin box ready to<br />

recommence the following weekend.<br />

The next Saturday you learn to glass your board,<br />

complete with resin colours, laying down your decal<br />

in the process. Next you’re sanding away and profinishing<br />

your board so she is ready to ride.<br />

There’s good reason the people are all smiles in<br />

these photos. For one, it is a hell of a lot of fun<br />

learning to shape your own board and there is a<br />

great sense of pride in crafting something you can<br />

use. However, the happiness is also in part due<br />

to the guys who run the course. Zak Koniaris is a<br />

long-time friend of us here at <strong>Smorgasboarder</strong> but<br />

also one funny bloke. He runs the show, and also<br />

cooks up one ripper of a lunchtime feast with a<br />

couple of coldies.<br />

Zak works alongside experienced shapers Simon<br />

Forward, Michael Anthony and Alan Rousa, all who<br />

have an incredible wealth of surfboard shaping<br />

experience.<br />

The weekend I visited, Simon was taking the class<br />

and he just had this calming presence. Indeed,<br />

he’s got the perfect demeanour to teach surfboard<br />

shaping.<br />

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Finished<br />

goods<br />

...There’s good reason the<br />

people are all smiles in these<br />

photos. For one, it is a hell of<br />

a lot of fun learning to shape<br />

your own board and there<br />

is a great sense of pride in<br />

crafting something you can<br />

use....<br />

• All courses are run at The <strong>Surf</strong>board Studio<br />

warehouse in Preston, Melbourne<br />

• The sessions are conducted in groups and<br />

run once a month<br />

• The course runs over 2 x 8 hour sessions<br />

(Saturdays between 8am – 4pm)<br />

• Private bookings are also available for<br />

individuals up to groups of 4. These courses<br />

are usually run during the week but can be<br />

tailored to your schedule.<br />

• Other courses on handshaping, glassing and<br />

CNC cutting and design are also available<br />

Find out all you need to know about the<br />

course at: thesurfboardstudio.com.au<br />

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wheels<br />

As you no doubt read earlier in this edition, I was<br />

more toey than a roman sandal to get down to<br />

Mark Rabbidge’s shaping shed in Bendalong and<br />

pick up my custom built Five Finger Splade. When<br />

I called in, Mr Rabbidge was at it again, tinkering<br />

away on another new project as he always is. He<br />

offered up this defence.<br />

“Well, everyone has their hobbies. Some guys<br />

golf, play tennis, I don’t do that. I have to make<br />

something. Make sh*t. If I am not making a board, I<br />

am working on a car or something else. I have been<br />

doing it all my life.<br />

“The cars are removed from the surfboard shaping<br />

and can be another creative outlet. You get an<br />

idea and a few visions of what you want to do and<br />

then you try and do it. Sometimes it works and<br />

sometimes it doesn’t.”<br />

His labour of love this time was a 1977 F250 Ford<br />

he and good friend Neal Cameron were converting<br />

into a hot rod camper. You will most definitely<br />

see how super cool this turns out in the pages of<br />

<strong>Smorgasboarder</strong> in the foreseeable future.<br />

For now however, I turned my attention to another of<br />

his recently completed projects.<br />

“Yeah, it’s pretty cool. It’s a 1953 International Coup<br />

Ute body that I put onto a 1990 4WD Nissan Patrol<br />

chassis and cloned a 5 litre Ford V8 to it. Looks like<br />

an old car but it’s a new car. New brakes, power<br />

steering, bit of grunt. Fun.”<br />

Fun and interesting, that’s what my visits to Mark<br />

Rabbidge’s place always are. Such a good bloke.<br />

more info: markrabbidge.com<br />

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Neal with a Maui & Sons creature he made.<br />

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principle<br />

The most notorious equity market crash event<br />

outside of the 1929 Wall Street crash was Black<br />

Monday in October 1987. It registered the steepest<br />

one-day fall with losses in excess of 20 per cent<br />

among global markets. Amid extraordinary scenes,<br />

investors crushed into public galleries around<br />

Australia and watched in horror as the key market<br />

indicator, the All Ordinaries index, crashed 515<br />

points, wiping a massive $55 billion from the total<br />

value of all shares traded.<br />

This story centres on the impact that crash had<br />

on a Mr Neal Cameron and is an excerpt from an<br />

upcoming hour-long <strong>Smorgasboarder</strong> podcast<br />

interview with Neal. Without hyping this up too<br />

much, I have to say this is one of the most intriguing<br />

interviews I have ever done in the history of<br />

<strong>Smorgasboarder</strong>.<br />

I have met Neal many times, shared many a coffee<br />

and / or beer and certainly a lot of laughs on my<br />

travels down the coast. He is one funny bastard.<br />

I knew a little about him running a surf shop in<br />

Coogee and his inventions in foam and fibreglass<br />

but I didn’t know all the bits in between. I had seen<br />

him regularly photographed with some of the most<br />

stunning women but I didn’t know the full story of<br />

how he came to live in a bus.<br />

I have always however been aware of his<br />

contentment with, what some may consider, the<br />

alternative lifestyle he leads. I didn’t know what lead<br />

him to make that decision though. Neal picks up<br />

the story, recalling the turn of events with regards to<br />

the crash and what it meant for him as the owner of<br />

Positive Connection.<br />

Neal’s Promoskate team - another side of business of the time.


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“The stock market crash was a ripper, because<br />

unlike the last one where nothing happened, the one<br />

at the end of the 80’s saw every surf shop except<br />

for Steve Core go bust in the Eastern Suburbs. They<br />

all went.<br />

“Business just stopped. People stopped spending.<br />

Nobody was spending. And it wasn’t just surf<br />

shops, it was anybody who had clothing shops, or<br />

anything that wasn’t a necessity, they all basically<br />

went to the wall, which was a complete contrast to<br />

the 80’s where everybody had money. It was spend,<br />

spend, spend you know, everyone had 20 bucks in<br />

their pocket at any one time, which is like having<br />

$100 now. It was a very crazy time but it all came to<br />

a raging halt.”<br />

Reflecting on the time, Neal offered an honest selfassessment<br />

of his perceived skills.<br />

“I discovered that a lot of the things I did in the 80’s<br />

weren’t based on my ability, it was just being in the<br />

right place at the right time. You kind of couldn’t go<br />

wrong with anything you started in the 80’s. It was<br />

easy. I mean, I walked into the shop when I took it<br />

over and based on the way we’d previously run it<br />

I thought, well gee, we can fix this up and go back<br />

and make it a lot better. And you know, I tripled the<br />

takings in the first two months because I knew how<br />

to do it.<br />

“I found that I could identify things, look at it, make<br />

it better, make it work; kind of separate yourself<br />

from it and make a third party out of yourself and<br />

look at it. But then what I discovered was that I had<br />

no idea, because I’d never been to business school,<br />

of what you do when something goes bad. Like how<br />

to professionally sink something - damage control.”<br />

As all of us can attest to, having read the same story<br />

over and over again about the Clive Palmer-esque<br />

business owner who ‘can’t recall anything’, this is<br />

the domain of the accountant and the lawyer.’<br />

“Yeah, accountants and people like that, who’d say,<br />

‘So you’re going to have to fold up next month and<br />

you need to do this and that to protect yourself.<br />

Then you’re going to do this and you’re going to do<br />

that and you’ll suffer minimally and everybody else<br />

can get stuffed and they won’t be able to have a go<br />

at you.’<br />

“That was the general way that things get done I<br />

think these days. Whereas I decided, well, I didn’t<br />

want to do it that way. So, I went to the bank and<br />

borrowed the money on a 26 per cent overdraft,<br />

paid everybody off and lived in a garage for three<br />

years to pay the debt off to the bank. I could sleep<br />

well at night but it wasn’t the smartest business<br />

move.”<br />

Neal explained that many were surprised by his<br />

actions.<br />

“A couple of my larger suppliers were surprised<br />

when, knowing that I’d gone down and I paid off the<br />

last bills, which were at that time fairly substantial.”<br />

This experience was part of the reason why Neal<br />

never re-entered the retail industry.<br />

“I was never really interested in business that much<br />

anyway. At the time the surf shop was simply<br />

something that I wanted to do. You got paid for it.<br />

If you make money out of it, -Yeehaa- and the other<br />

things were just things that were fun that came<br />

along at the time.”<br />

With his hefty overdraft chained to his person, Neal<br />

set about literally carving himself a new career.<br />

He rented a house with a garage and adjoining<br />

workshop.”<br />

“I basically had the whole workshop area for nothing<br />

because I had people in the house paying the rent,<br />

and I just lived out in the garage, which was actually<br />

part of an old stable, because in Kensington they<br />

had old horse stables and they converted them. It<br />

sounds terrible, but it was good.”<br />

Having formerly worked with good friend and<br />

kneeboard shaper Peter Berry, Neal had a solid<br />

understanding of foam and fibreglass. He picked up<br />

a job working for Storageman, who subcontracted<br />

work to him. Storageman’s clients included the likes<br />

of Mambo and Rip Curl.<br />

“I worked with lots of different companies – Mambo,<br />

Rip Curl, Maui & Sons, City of Sydney Christmas<br />

decorations, making big fibreglass soldiers and<br />

teddy bears… you’d walk into the backyard and<br />

there’d be giant teddy bears and soldiers and<br />

Mambo stuff. It used to look amazing sometimes, it<br />

was like a kid’s fantasy.”<br />

That’s what Neal continued to do for many years<br />

to come as well as security for some high-profile<br />

Sydney identities. He was even part of Bob Hawke’s<br />

security assignment. To hear more of Neal’s<br />

story tune into our <strong>Smorgasboarder</strong> podcast at<br />

smorgasboarder.com.au.<br />

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Neal makes plenty of weird and wonderful fibreglass stuff.<br />

photo: Adam Watson Parcell


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on the road again<br />

Ben Shaw - Raw <strong>Surf</strong>boards<br />

Kent Ladkin of Natural Necessity<br />

For fear of sounding like a broken record, I don’t<br />

want to go on too much about the drive from<br />

the Far South Coast of New South Wales to<br />

Wollongong but it is a must for anyone who hasn’t<br />

done it before. There is always a wave breaking<br />

somewhere and so many great little coastal towns<br />

along the way; Eden, Tathra, Bermagui, Broulee…<br />

you could spend weeks in the region.<br />

There are also so many cool surf shops and<br />

talented shapers to see along the way. In terms surf<br />

superstores you can’t go past Natural Necessity at<br />

Gerringong. It basically redefines what a surf shop<br />

is – it’s range of boards, accessories and clothing<br />

is incredible. You then have stalwarts of the local<br />

surfing communities like Southern Man <strong>Surf</strong> in<br />

Ulladulla, who also own the local Rip Curl shop<br />

as well. Kent and Juanita Saunders are salt of the<br />

earth people who always give you the time of day<br />

and will help get behind and support grassroots<br />

businesses like ourselves. Ocean & Earth also have<br />

their headquarters and a huge factory outlet in<br />

Sussex Inlet – try to escape there without spending<br />

some money. I never have.<br />

Then you have the super cool, hip little surf stores<br />

like Finbox in Thirroul and Switchfoot Boardstore<br />

in Pambula, owned and run by Jed Done of Jed<br />

Done <strong>Surf</strong>boards.<br />

Daren Glennan of Entity <strong>Surf</strong>boards<br />

On the shaper side of things, there good people<br />

such as Ben Shaw of Raw <strong>Surf</strong>boards who always<br />

has some super fine surfboards on the racks at<br />

his shaping shed in Tathra, or he can custom build<br />

one for you. There’s also Daren Glennan at Entity<br />

<strong>Surf</strong>boards in Culburra Beach who also makes some<br />

great performance shortboards, single fins and<br />

longboards as well. They’re just down-to-earth guys<br />

who are easy to talk with, who have a true passion<br />

for their craft. The kind of people that make these<br />

road trips so memorable and such fun to go on.<br />

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A whale of a time - Forrest Ladkin captures life in Gerroa.<br />

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who is he?<br />

It’s a question I’m regularly asked on my travels. Many people have seen his<br />

beautiful balsa creations in person or amidst the pages of <strong>Smorgasboarder</strong>, but<br />

often know little about the man and how his boards have become so highly sought<br />

after. When I recently caught up with Mark, I asked him that very question.<br />

photo: Ian Hamilton, Lime Light Creative Studios<br />

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“Well I’ve been making balsa wood surfboards now<br />

for 22 years. That all started by importing balsa<br />

wood from Ecuador and that was sort of a little bit<br />

of a sideline to what I was doing at the time. I was<br />

working as a carpenter and a builder, but I was just<br />

getting sick of the building industry. So, I bought<br />

some balsa back after a year trip around Central<br />

and South America and brought some sticks back<br />

with me, made a few boards up, realised how<br />

good balsa wood is - the actual material itself, how<br />

strong, light, easy to work with and how beautiful<br />

the boards are - and then went back and got a<br />

container. And so I’ve been doing that ever since. I<br />

phased out the building and have just been making<br />

boards since then and now getting balsa from<br />

Papua New Guinea.”<br />

The appeal of sourcing his balsa from PNG is the<br />

larger section lengths and the quality of the balsa;<br />

PNG balsa in the main is much lighter in colour and<br />

weight than Ecuadorian balsa. The logistics and<br />

pure time to import to Australia is also significantly<br />

simpler and more economical.<br />

Mark also has some trees north of Cairns that are<br />

nearing maturity and are ready to be harvested.<br />

The balsa from these trees is different in colour and<br />

weight again. This can be beneficial when looking<br />

to match colours with customer requirements.<br />

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“Certain customers want to match woodwork,<br />

furniture internally. So, I can pick through all my<br />

wood. I’ve got logs now. I’d have a thousand sticks<br />

in stock to pick from. If someone wants a certain<br />

length, size, width, density, colour, whatever, we can<br />

supply it.<br />

“I can supply a board, a wood blank, whatever<br />

stage they want it at, depending on their skills and<br />

their tools and whether they can get help off friends<br />

or teachers or whatever because everyone wants<br />

to have a go at making a board, but they might<br />

not have the skills to start it from the raw wood.<br />

Therefore, I’ll give them a blank half-shaped or three<br />

quarter-shaped where they just finish off the rails<br />

and glass it themselves.”<br />

Aside from shaping his own line of surfboards, Mark<br />

supplies balsa to many surfboard shapers across<br />

Australia and as far as the United States.<br />

“I’m making blanks up now for Hobie <strong>Surf</strong>boards<br />

in California. I’ll make up a solid blank. It’s like a<br />

classic mal blank with eight sticks, three stringers.<br />

I’ll send that over to California, they’ll shape that up.<br />

And you know, Pieter <strong>Surf</strong>boards up in Newcastle,<br />

they’ll order blanks, McTavish orders blanks,<br />

Bennetts order a lot of blanks. I’ll supply balsa for<br />

stringers to Bennetts and also to Midget Farrelly’s<br />

<strong>Surf</strong> Blanks.<br />

Anything’s possible with balsa. You know, there’s<br />

a lot of history there. It goes back to the 50’s and<br />

60’s and it’s such a good material to be shaping<br />

next to foam, or next to cedar, to give the great<br />

characteristics of the old time.”<br />

Smorgasboader readers would also be aware of<br />

Mark’s regular surf and surfboard shaping trips over<br />

to Papua New Guinea.<br />

“Yeah, I go over there every year and we’re about<br />

to head back over in November. Usually we go<br />

before or just after the season, but this year we’re<br />

going early November, which is peak season for<br />

surfing. We’ve got a couple of spare spots available<br />

if anyone’s interested. You can come over and just<br />

surf if you want to or fish or dive and if you wanted<br />

to make a board, you can; next to me and a couple<br />

of other guys or you can just watch one being<br />

made.”<br />

With Mark’s guidance you will learn to shape a solid<br />

balsa surfboard that is sure to last a lifetime.<br />

“The other type of board I’ll do is a foam core with<br />

a Balsa skin over the top. But we just don’t have<br />

the tools and the material and the technology over<br />

there to be able to do that. I did do it on one trip<br />

and it nearly killed me. I did four or five boards with<br />

foam and I came back a wreck. We had problems<br />

with humidity and resins and everything, but we’ve<br />

sort of got over the resin side of thing. I’m using a<br />

UV cure resin now. Humidity doesn’t affect that. But<br />

yeah, that’s been an experience going back there<br />

once, twice a year. We’ve taken schools over there;<br />

20 kids over there, made boards and helped the<br />

locals. Helped the locals learn how to make a board<br />

and how to use balsa. That’s been successful.”<br />

As mentioned, Mark not only shapes solid balsa<br />

collectibles but high-performance recycled foamcore,<br />

balsa-skin shortboards, longboards, fishes<br />

and funboards right through to alaias and standup<br />

paddleboards.<br />

“Everything is custom made. So the customer<br />

comes to me saying, you know, I like this sort of<br />

board but I’d like something bigger or smaller or<br />

whatever. Everything’s built by hand, you know.<br />

There’s no computers here. We make templates up.<br />

We’re doing rocker templates and rail templates,<br />

and deck templates and everything to, you know,<br />

get things right for customers. No two boards<br />

are the same. We like to keep them unique and<br />

individual and the customer can put their little touch<br />

on it. They want a nose block, tail block, certain glue<br />

up in a fin, certain sunrise in a D fin, you know, 10<br />

stringers if they really want. I’ve built boards with 40<br />

stringers in it for a 40th birthday.”<br />

The only issue with Mark’s boards is that customers<br />

don’t return unless they are after a new shape.<br />

“My boards are a lot stronger than a regular<br />

polyurethane blank board, mainly because of the<br />

density of balsa, the glue-up we’re doing, the<br />

laminations - you know, give it extra strength. I’ve<br />

had three snaps in 20 years, so that’s a pretty good<br />

record. And in those three snaps it was pretty much<br />

an internal glue-up. It wasn’t to the right specs.<br />

So, I replaced those boards. I’ve done probably<br />

over a thousand finished boards, probably another<br />

thousand blanks and another thousand kits on top<br />

of that in 20 years.”<br />

balsasurfboardsriley.com<br />

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Everything’s built by hand, you know.<br />

There’s no computers here.<br />

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photo: Ian Hamilton, Lime Light Creative Studios


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end of the road<br />

And with my final interview done and dusted it was time<br />

to hit the road singing that classic Boyz II Men song<br />

everyone loves but very few admit to:<br />

Although we’ve come<br />

To the end of the road<br />

Still I can’t let go<br />

It’s unnatural<br />

You belong to me<br />

I belong to you<br />

Yes, I belong to the road and it to me. It is in my blood. But I shall<br />

return. Look out for our next edition where we pick up Part 2 of our<br />

Roadtrip – the Sunny Coast to Sydney.<br />

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painting the waves<br />

words: tami argaman<br />

Mitch Revs is a 28 year old self-taught artist from<br />

Newcastle. He started surfing when he was 10<br />

years old, but back then he had no idea what a big<br />

influence it would have on his career today.<br />

“I was never competitive, it was all about fun and<br />

mateship” Mitch says.<br />

“<strong>Surf</strong> is therapy for me, it’s a way to clear my head<br />

and get away from the pressure of work and life in<br />

general.”<br />

Mitch works as a free-lance artist and designer,<br />

which makes it easy for him to work on the road<br />

and see the world. He creates content for national<br />

and international brands as well as custom<br />

artworks and murals.<br />

“Art is a way for me to express my<br />

life and leave my positive print on<br />

society” Mitch says.<br />

Charity is a big part of his motivation. “I love<br />

supporting organisations who have a mission to<br />

bring happiness into the work”. Thanks Mitch, we<br />

love supporting people like you.<br />

more info: @mitchrevs<br />

www.mitchrevs.com<br />

mitchrevsart@gmail.com<br />

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gear<br />

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black magic<br />

Mitchell Rae and Isaac Harry of Outer Island <strong>Surf</strong>boards have done it again.<br />

Pure surfing alchemy. Mitchell explained the build process.<br />

“We rose to the challenge on this one. It’s a Black<br />

Magic custom order 6’4” twin fin for Lewy.<br />

“Lewy’s wife, Nerida, presented us with some great<br />

ideas for her hubby’s new twin fin, stuff we hadn’t<br />

done before. She took charge of the design/ art<br />

side of the order.<br />

“I’ve been taking note of some of the recent<br />

work coming out contrasting high gloss and matt<br />

finishes. It’s tricky but the end result is stunning. It’s<br />

hard enough to do just as rails and panels let alone<br />

what we did, picking out the Spirit Eye in black on<br />

black, gloss and matt.<br />

“We glassed the board with black pigment tints<br />

to start and worked out the rest as we went. The<br />

bottom took some head work as well with Isaac<br />

doing some test panels to get the best results.”<br />

The board is truly something else. Indeed, when<br />

you came across boards like these, as you so<br />

often do when you pay a visit to the Outer Island<br />

<strong>Surf</strong>boards’ factory, you are taken aback. We just<br />

had to put this in the mag to share with our readers.<br />

“We nailed it I reckon. It’s a great looking board<br />

all round, handshaped with a nice balance of old<br />

school and new wave elements. It looked great<br />

just in black glass tints before the other design<br />

elements were added. The clients are stoked with<br />

the finished results.”<br />

Now that’s what we call a custom build.<br />

outerislandsurfboards.com<br />

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9’4” double cedar<br />

stringers with green<br />

tint #surfboard<br />

#surfart #resinart<br />

Hellcat 4 Channel Twin Fin<br />

5’7’’ x 19 ” x 2 5 / 16”<br />

RAW SURFBOARDS<br />

340 Tathra Road, Tathra, NSW<br />

E: rawsurfboards@aapt.net.au<br />

M: 0417 910 <strong>43</strong>2<br />

Sexy set of Glide twin fins off<br />

my own template that equates<br />

to speeed to burn. Cool resin<br />

tint with cut laps and available<br />

in all sizes.<br />

DARREN DICKSON SURFBOARDS<br />

Shed 4, 10 Baines Cr, Torquay, Vic<br />

P: 0<strong>43</strong>7 246 848<br />

E: dickosurf@gmail.com<br />

The Cage Fighter<br />

Greg Hogan was Inspired by Tony “Dorris” Eltherington while on<br />

a surf charter in the Mentawais. Designed to be ridden in good<br />

quality waves (bigger than the length would suggest) but also<br />

works in the local beachies. Full nose area for ease of entry<br />

into waves, pin tail and 5 fin setup as standard (for versatility)<br />

“the ultimate 1 board Indo quiver”. Full range in store, but often<br />

custom made to order!<br />

ISLAND SURFBOARDS<br />

147 THOMPSON AVENUE, COWES VIC P: 03 5952 2578 | E: cowes@islandsurfboards.com.au<br />

225 SMITHS BEACH ROAD, SMITHS BEACH, VIC P: 03 5952 34<strong>43</strong> | E: cowes@islandsurfboards.com.au<br />

ISLANDSURFBOARDS.COM.AU<br />

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19” x 23’’ x 16 ½”<br />

Owner Operated Model, 9’4 to 10’2<br />

This model has a scooped out concave leading to a flat area for<br />

stablilty and roll in the tail, 50/50 rails. It is our go to log, it nose rides<br />

a dream and easily jams nice turns off the rear. 100% handshaped<br />

and made on the central coast NSW. $1300 comes with fin and tint<br />

or spray of your choice.<br />

IMPRINT SURFBOARDS<br />

Central Coast, NSW<br />

E: imprintsurfboards@hotmail.com<br />

M: 0451 220 800<br />

This is becoming a popular shape from 6’ thru to 8’. Fuller nose outline<br />

and a nice rounded pin tail. 10” Center box and quad options.<br />

Gets your wave count up but still lively off the tail.<br />

This ones 7’4”- 22 1/4”- 3 1/8”- 53.6lts. Resin<br />

tint swirl bottom and rails 4x6x4 oz glassing.<br />

#clarksurfboards #thedingking #madeinsa<br />

#burfordblanks #ridefutures #custom<br />

THE DING KING / CLARK SURFBOARDS<br />

Units 7 & 8, 9 Chapman Road, Hackham, SA<br />

E: leightonclark01@yahoo.com.au<br />

M: 0422 4<strong>43</strong> 789<br />

CHRIS GARRETT SHAPES /<br />

PHANTOM SURFBOARDS<br />

M: 0424 450 690<br />

E: phantomsurfboards@gmail.com<br />

CHRISGARRETTSHAPES.COM.AU<br />

Custom surfboards, contact Chris<br />

or see Board Culture at Mermaid<br />

Beach for stock boards<br />

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Not the newest newest edition<br />

to our longboard line up but<br />

one of the most popular, I<br />

can’t put into words how well<br />

this board is working and how<br />

positive the feedback has<br />

been. Since my first one I’ve<br />

been hooked. Devon Howard<br />

described it as the best<br />

longboard he’s ever had. And<br />

has been riding it non stop for<br />

the past 2 years.<br />

A long, medium width blended<br />

nose concave that flows<br />

into a slight roll through the<br />

back end. Foiled right out the<br />

nose and tail with 50/50 rails<br />

through out its like everything<br />

I’ve ever wanted in longboard<br />

perfectly balanced and rolled<br />

into the per board.<br />

Recommended Skill Level,<br />

beginner to advanced<br />

Length 9’0” to 10’2”<br />

Thickness 2 ½ to 3 ½”<br />

Width 22 ½ to 24”<br />

THOMAS SURFBOARDS<br />

4 Project Ave, Noosaville<br />

THOMASSURFBOARDS.COM<br />

BANTAM<br />

is in our performance<br />

series. The<br />

combination of<br />

moderate rocker,<br />

medium rail, and<br />

single concave<br />

running off the tail,<br />

allows this board to<br />

maintain speed and<br />

manoeuverability in<br />

critical sections and<br />

drive through the flat<br />

sections. Suited for<br />

beach breaks and<br />

points.<br />

Different strokes for different folks.<br />

I make surfboards specifically tailored to the rider not<br />

carbon copy cut-outs. Talk to me about your next<br />

custom. Shortboards through to longboards and<br />

everything in between.<br />

Available sizes 5’6-6’<br />

FCSII-FUTURE-Thruster<br />

PU-EPS/Epoxy<br />

RABBIDGE SURF DESIGNS<br />

P: 02 4456 4038<br />

M: 0427 767 176<br />

E: markrab88@gmail.com<br />

ROOSTER BRAND<br />

Instagram,Facebook & Tumblr: roosterbrand<br />

E: roosterbrandltd@hotmail.com<br />

WWW.ROOSTERBRANDLTD.COM<br />

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F1 GUN HP<br />

9’9’’ x 23 1 / 4 ” x 3 1 / 4”<br />

Designed for<br />

powerful surf or<br />

Longboarders that<br />

don’t want to go to<br />

the nose. Single /<br />

double concave with<br />

continuous curve<br />

rocker. Available<br />

as a custom from<br />

9ft- 12 ft.<br />

NMC SURFBOARDS<br />

Barwon Heads, Victoria<br />

M: 0<strong>43</strong>8 800 539<br />

E: nmcsurf@bigpond.com<br />

5’8 x 19 ½ x 2 7/16 –<br />

30.7L<br />

SWORDFISH<br />

Easy speed, super<br />

responsive but with<br />

plenty of hold for<br />

drawn out turns. Will<br />

perform equally as well<br />

in clean hollow waves<br />

or soft summer swells.<br />

My personal favourite<br />

and daily go to board!<br />

Made in our certified<br />

Ecoboard construction.<br />

Call us to find out<br />

more..<br />

BLACK SQUARE SURFBOARDS<br />

1/28a Acacia Ave Port Macquarie, 2444<br />

M: 0407 604 753<br />

E: info@blacksquaresurfboards.com.au<br />

BLACKSQUARESURFBOARDS.COM.AU<br />

OKE SURFBOARDS<br />

1/1-7 Canterbury Rd, Braeside, VIC<br />

M: 03 9587 3553<br />

E: rory@okesurfboards.com<br />

OKESURFBOARDS.COM<br />

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support the grassroots<br />

surf directory<br />

alkali adorn<br />

Beautifully handcrafted artisan jewellery with rustic unpolished<br />

silver, gorgeous shells and precious stones to create one-of-a-kind<br />

pieces. Inspired by the surf and the natural wonders of the sea.<br />

Contact Kate Jones, to order your own unique piece.<br />

the surf emporium<br />

Clothing, wetsuits, surfboards, surfboard and wetsuit rentals.<br />

Open 7 days 9am – 5pm<br />

Volcom Lane, Raglan<br />

P: +64 7 282 0018 E: info@raglansurfemporium.com<br />

raglansurfemporium.com<br />

the board shop<br />

New Zealand’s <strong>Surf</strong> Specialists – The Board Shop has been at<br />

the cutting edge of hi-tech epoxy surfboard, longboard and SUP<br />

technology for over 20 years. Drop in or check them out online.<br />

49 Barrys Point Rd, Takapuna, Auckland<br />

P: +64 9 486 0930 | theboardshop.co.nz<br />

coolest spot in town<br />

A front row seat to beautiful Lyall Bay, Wellington’s top surf spot and<br />

the best brunch around!<br />

Located at Lyall Bay at Wellington. Opened 7am – 5pm<br />

maranuicafe.co.nz<br />

new zealand<br />

jiff morris<br />

jeff@smorgasboarder.co.nz<br />

0220 9<strong>43</strong> 913<br />

island surf shack<br />

Gear we carry: Carve sunnies, watches, clothing, boards & surf<br />

hardware, Ocean & Earth clothing & surf hardware, Maddog Boards<br />

& surfing hardware, Bear clothing, Bamboozld Bamboo Socks &<br />

Boxer shorts, Mexican Bajas , Sunbum sunscreen, ILoveEarth<br />

recyclable collapsible reusable coffee cups, Old Guys Rule Tees &<br />

accessories, Nepalese woollen yin yang jumpers & ponchos, Golden<br />

Breed, Hawaiian dashboard hula girls, coconut soy candles, Kombi<br />

giftlines and replicas, fun beach and hawaiian gift lines.<br />

150A Thompson Avenue, Cowes,<br />

Ph: 03 5952 1659<br />

for<br />

more<br />

enquiries<br />

australia<br />

tami argaman<br />

tami@smorgasboarder.com.au<br />

0466 <strong>43</strong>9 330<br />

smorgasboarder.com.au<br />

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smorgasboarder<br />

the heart of the surf community<br />

your original surf shop - packed full of the best gear<br />

Celebrating great customer service along with the latest surf gear<br />

and fashion for 44 years and going strong.<br />

T7, 119 Princes Highway, Woolworths Centre, Ulladulla<br />

P: ​(02) 4454 4904<br />

Instagram: @southernmansurf<br />

southernman.com.au<br />

goodtime surf skate and sail<br />

Caring for a surfer’s every need since 1971.<br />

Goodtime <strong>Surf</strong> Skate and Sail @goodtimesurfandsail<br />

29 Ipswich Rd, Woolloongabba 4102, QLD<br />

Car-park at rear of the store, off Gibbon St<br />

P: (07) 3391 8588 E: info@goodtime.com.au<br />

www.goodtime.com.au<br />

surfware australia<br />

So much surf gear in store you will be amazed!<br />

From surfboards to skateboards, wetties, surfwear and all the latest<br />

gadgets. SPECIAL FOR THIS ISSUE: LADIES BIKINIS 50% OFF &<br />

MENS TEES 2 FOR $40.<br />

2 Bulock Street, Caloundra Qld<br />

P: 07 5491 3620 surfwareaustralia.com<br />

surfing accessories<br />

We have Australia’s hottest new surfing accessories to keep you<br />

in the surf longer. Our innovative products can help you enjoy the<br />

surf and outdoors even more and provide you with protection and<br />

comfort as you follow your passion! Stockists of H2Odyssey webbed<br />

gloves and X-STING-WISH®IT. Organic sting relief.<br />

seeyououtthere.com.au<br />

tried and trusted blanks<br />

Family owned and run for the past 55 years, our consistency is the<br />

best in the world. Our blanks come in a multitude of different lengths,<br />

rockers and weights. We also have an extensive variety of timber<br />

stringers of varying widths. And we have all the shaping tools you<br />

need to make a board from scratch!<br />

5 Stewart Road, Currumbin Qld<br />

P: 07 5534 3777 burfordblanksaustralia.com.au<br />

for your culinary delights<br />

The Rivermouth General Store. Great coffee + speciality teas,<br />

gourmet food, fresh juices, smoothies, art, awesome vibe, surfing<br />

stories + the floor is worth reading.<br />

101 Sunpatch Parade, Tomakin Nsw<br />

Instagram: @therivermouth<br />

Facebook: The Rivermouth General Store<br />

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support the grassroots<br />

indo surf travel insurance<br />

The NEW Travel Insurance that also<br />

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indosurf.com.au<br />

PIHA<br />

DOMAIN<br />

MOTOR CAMP<br />

piha domain motor camp<br />

Camp on the beach in front of the iconic<br />

Lion Rock, at one NZ’s top surf breaks.<br />

Rates from $18 a night for tent sites.<br />

E: pihacamp@xtra.co.nz<br />

P: +64 9 812 8815<br />

raglan longboards<br />

Quality surfboards Long or Short<br />

Short or Long term rentals<br />

Mickey T. custom shapes<br />

Full repair service.<br />

P: +64 7 825 0544<br />

raglanlongboards.co.nz<br />

surfboards designed and shaped<br />

by mike jolly<br />

Full repair service. Rentals, surfing gear<br />

and good advice.<br />

122 Seaview Road, Piha Beach NZ<br />

P: +64 9 812 8723<br />

pihasurf@xtra.co.nz<br />

sup centre<br />

Life’s better standing up. A one stop<br />

shop for everything SUP with the best<br />

brands, range, prices and expertise. With<br />

access to all the major SUP brands in NZ,<br />

through a nationwide delivery service.<br />

20 Melrose Street, Newmarket, NZ<br />

P: +64 9 520 3366<br />

supcentre.co.nz<br />

standup paddle boarding nz<br />

South Island’s complete SUP centre.<br />

Lessons, hire, demo, training, sales.<br />

Unit 2, 1030 Ferry Road,<br />

Christchurch NZ<br />

P: +64 3 384 5086<br />

groundswell.co.nz<br />

brunswick surf shop<br />

Chock full of awesome threads, sunnies,<br />

surf and skate accessories, Therapy,<br />

Matt Hurworth and RA Hand Shaped<br />

<strong>Surf</strong>boards to have the locals frothing.<br />

1/12 The Terrace, Brunswick Heads NSW<br />

p: 02 6685 1283<br />

brunswicksurf.com.au<br />

preece’s surf shop<br />

Plenty of new and used surfboards,<br />

bodyboards, wetsuits, clothing and<br />

accessories. The only surf shop right on<br />

the coast. Open 7 days.<br />

159 Esplanade, Port Noarlunga Sth, SA<br />

P: 08 8386 0404<br />

preece-sthport-surf.com.au<br />

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Fun fact: <strong>Surf</strong>ing naked is called a ‘hang-eleven’ (from surfing-waves.com).<br />

...until next time, cheerio! The smorgasboarders.

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