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issue<br />
<strong>43</strong><br />
SPRING 18<br />
f r e e<br />
SURF MAG<br />
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surf road trip - waves, boards & beautiful sights
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foreword<br />
Sometimes you get lucky. Somewhere along the Great Ocean Road, Victoria.<br />
Jiff Morris (our NZ smorgasboarder team member and writer who goes by the name Jeff when in<br />
Australia) knows the appeal of the open road better than most. He has spent a better part of<br />
his life clocking up the K's. With that in mind we thought it only fitting he write the foreword<br />
for this very special edition dedicated to the surfing road trip.<br />
The freedom of the road trip. There’s many kinds of<br />
trips, there’s the plane trip, the boat trip, the rail trip,<br />
the who left that thing lying there? Call my lawyer<br />
trip, the stop these pink and purple fire-breathing<br />
dragons attacking me trip and my favourite, the<br />
road trip.<br />
In the late 70’s I worked for Levi Strauss, this<br />
involved some road trips up and down the east<br />
coast and central west of New South Wales. I<br />
stayed in the best motels in town and ate steak<br />
and lobster for dinner, leaving my surfboard at<br />
home. Later, I had my own clothing agency and<br />
this involved lots of trips up and down the coast.<br />
I stayed in the cheapest caravan parks in town,<br />
slept in a sleeping bag, ate rissoles and Deb Instant<br />
mashed potato for dinner or if I wanted to be flash,<br />
went to the local R.S.L – (surfari to an Ari) but these<br />
trips included my surfboard. Great work, good fun,<br />
not much money. I think that I enjoyed the latter<br />
more - maybe, it was a long time ago. At least I<br />
could get in the water.<br />
Such is the nature of road trips, they’re all different<br />
in good and bad ways. As one old truckie once<br />
said to me, “the tar gets into ya blood”. I presume<br />
the meant the bitumen and not the stuff in the<br />
Capstan non-filter hanging from the side of his<br />
mouth.<br />
As a city boy from the insular Northern Beaches of<br />
Sydney, the new experiences and different people I<br />
met out in the country were a real eye opener.<br />
From the unfamiliar country stores with the unlikely<br />
name of Hong Yuens, that sold things that did other<br />
things to wire, to Byron Bay or Boring Bay as it was<br />
known then, to Bob Cooper and his surf shop in<br />
Coffs Harbour, these are the great memories and<br />
life experiences that road trips create.<br />
There’s still lots of places and things to do and see.<br />
Sure there’s more people around now, but that’s<br />
not always a bad thing unless they’re dropping in<br />
on you.<br />
The point is, grab your board, put some petrol in<br />
the car, don’t wait for anyone else, (if you sing as<br />
badly as me, they’ll only keep telling you to shut<br />
up), and go. Talk to people, observe things, take<br />
some photos, catch some waves, be friendly and<br />
the world will usually be friendly back.<br />
Stay in cheap places, stay in expensive places, if<br />
you can, go to the pub, talk to people, they usually<br />
talk back. Road trips are great. Enjoy the edition.<br />
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smorgasboarder<br />
issue forty-three<br />
spring 2018<br />
03 foreword<br />
08 stuff<br />
18 road trip<br />
57 art<br />
58 surfboards<br />
64 grassroots<br />
surf businesses<br />
67 aloha barry<br />
cover illustration<br />
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smorgasboarder<br />
stuff<br />
no kreepy krawly<br />
words & photo: dave swan<br />
Through the years I have ridden quite a few of the FIIK electric<br />
skateboards from the Big Daddy offroaders right down to the<br />
smaller cruisers. This new Pool Cleaner is the smallest and most<br />
lightweight I have ridden to date and I was immediately a fan.<br />
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Simply put, it is so easy to handle and manoeuvre. It’s the same<br />
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smorgasboarder<br />
stuff<br />
surfing lennox<br />
If you’ve surfed Lennox you understand why so many speak of it with affection – a perfectly formed wave with plenty<br />
of power. This book marks the 10th anniversary since Lennox was declared a National <strong>Surf</strong>ing Reserve, celebrating the<br />
history of surfing in this once sleepy fishing hamlet. Now available through the Smorgastore at:<br />
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space saving storage solutions<br />
SHEPPSolutions is a fresh start up based out of<br />
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box, the GNARWALL functions whilst using minimal<br />
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natural sun shield paste<br />
SeaZinc is a 100% natural zinc sun shield<br />
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Designed to provide long lasting protection from<br />
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smorgasboarder<br />
stuff<br />
high five<br />
words: dave swan<br />
What's it like? That’s often the first words<br />
spoken when people lay eyes on this board.<br />
That and, “don’t do drugs!” Despite its odd<br />
appearance, it is far from dysfunctional or a<br />
mere quirky experiment. It works.<br />
I had ridden a smaller 7’ version of this board a few years<br />
back but was keen to see how the larger scale variation of<br />
this Mark Rabbidge Five Finger Splade fared. Measuring 8’6”<br />
and only 6’3” less the hand carved rear, it was an altogether<br />
new experience. Whereas with the 7’ version you could drive<br />
and slide off your bottom turn before a wild release off the lip,<br />
the 8’ creation is more of a glide machine. Line up a section,<br />
crouch down and feel her take off. No fins, no friction and<br />
with that there’s plenty of speed, even on the smallest of<br />
runners. There is also some subtlety about Rabbidge boards’<br />
rounded rails that make them so fun to ride. They just seem<br />
to suit my surfing style.<br />
My final assessment? I had asked Mark to shape me one of<br />
these. I picked it up on my recent roadtrip down the coast,<br />
which you will read all about in this edition. Having ridden<br />
it near religiously now for the last few months, I am keen to<br />
order another version. It’s that addictive.<br />
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stuff<br />
NEW<br />
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surfing the alphabet<br />
If you have a young child or<br />
grandchild who’s learning their<br />
ABCs, and perhaps also learning<br />
to surf, then <strong>Surf</strong>ing the Alphabet is the perfect<br />
bedtime book to add to their collection.<br />
Written and illustrated by Avoca Beach surfer and<br />
cartoonist Buddy Ross, and designed for both girls<br />
and boys, this fun book teaches young grommets the<br />
alphabet using basic surfing terms, simple rhymes<br />
and colourful illustrations. It’s a perfect birthday gift or<br />
Christmas stocking filler. Retail price $25.00 AUD<br />
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garage handplanes evolution<br />
The Garage Handplanes Riva Onyx model is the<br />
pinnacle of handplanes, enhancing performance for<br />
existing bodysurfers and the ultimate introduction<br />
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Two decades of evolution have resulted in this highlyrefined<br />
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smorgasboarder<br />
stuff<br />
wave women<br />
The new kidz on the block! Wave Women was established by two best friends who love nature, sharing good times<br />
and enjoying the waves our beautiful planet has to offer! The Wave Women creators gain inspiration through surfing,<br />
snowboarding and the outdoors. "Earth is our home and we love all its beauty. Creating Wave Women/ Wave Kidz has been<br />
nothing short of a blast. We are excited to see where this goes and see people fall in love with the designs, just like we have.<br />
Our collection is designed and made from the heart. Our well-designed brand offers a unique and unisex design, delivering<br />
stylish apparel which continue to evolve as a must have in your wardrobe. The result? Cool, easy, unisex looks with youthful<br />
elegance and unmistakable signature style." All the beautiful pieces are manufactured with the greatest attention to detail.<br />
wavewomen.com.au<br />
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smorgasboarder<br />
stuff<br />
Real <strong>Surf</strong><br />
Real <strong>Surf</strong> in Lyall Bay, Wellington is exactly that - a real<br />
surf store - with a huge range of surfboards, wetsuits<br />
and surf hardware. <strong>Surf</strong>board repairs on site and helpful<br />
staff who all surf.<br />
So if you want a store that brings you real quality gear<br />
as well as board repairs and a surf school for those just<br />
starting the surfing experience then REAL SURF is the<br />
one for you. NZs #1 Core <strong>Surf</strong> Store<br />
realsurf.co.nz<br />
pedal and paddle<br />
Planning a Coromandel loop road trip? They have all<br />
the equipment at Pedal and Paddle (rentals) for the<br />
famous loop.<br />
SUP's and kayaks for exploring the stunning coast<br />
and cycles to do the back country trails including the<br />
spectacular top end track from Stony Bay to Colville.<br />
They will also pick you up and deliver you to your<br />
adventure in the Coromandel.<br />
pedalandpaddle.co.nz<br />
coastal sports kaikoura<br />
For that next surf adventure that goes further than your<br />
local coffee shop. They are cold water specialists that<br />
want to get you further out there for longer.<br />
Not just your average surf shop, Coastal Sports, are<br />
more about the journey than the end. Rain, sun or<br />
snow, be ready for what nature wants to throw at you.<br />
Same location for 15 years.<br />
Call on +64 3 319 5028.<br />
coastalsports.co.nz<br />
supshed<br />
SUPshed in Orewa has become a pillar of their local<br />
paddle-boarding community. They have recently become<br />
a major supporter of local paddleboarding events and<br />
have become a key contributor to the Orewa Paddle<br />
Board Club. Along with this, they bolster the community<br />
by organising tonnes of demo opportunities to introduce<br />
paddleboarding to the public and follow this up by<br />
offering comprehensive lessons for all age groups and<br />
experience levels.<br />
supshed.com<br />
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smorgasboarder<br />
stuff<br />
seventhwave<br />
You have invested in a decent car to make sure you get<br />
to the best secret waves without any issues. You've got<br />
the best boards from your local shaper to make sure<br />
you have the right board for the conditions.<br />
Spare leggies, extra wax and fins thrown in, just in case!<br />
What about your wettie? When it’s going off when you<br />
get there, do you have the best?<br />
If that wind chill is biting and the water's a bit cooler,<br />
is your wetsuit going to keep you out there for as long<br />
as your arms hold up or keep you so warm you're only<br />
coming in because you're starving and have to eat.<br />
Does it get heavy with water when paddling, slowing<br />
you down, or make you tired because it’s not that<br />
flexible?<br />
Is it going to blow out when you're out there or worse,<br />
when you're putting it on? Is it going to dry fast so you<br />
can tolerate putting it on for the afternoon session?<br />
If you want the reliability and the best (like your<br />
boards and car) then you need the best wetsuit too.<br />
Seventhwave Wetsuits have been making wetsuits in<br />
NZ for over 30 years. The cold waters of the South<br />
Island are their testing grounds. They focus on quality,<br />
fit and warmth. The lifetime stitching warranty speaks<br />
for itself. They use a Premium Limestone neoprene that<br />
is super flexible, lightweight, super warm, durable and<br />
ultra fast drying. The high air cell structure in Yamamoto<br />
Limestone neoprene (compared to common petroleum<br />
based neoprenes) is the key. Standard sizes or a<br />
custom fitted wetsuit to go with that custom board? If<br />
you hate being cold and wasting epic surf time, hate<br />
putting on a cold wet wettie and want a suit that will<br />
last, fit well and not let the roadtrip down, Seventhwave<br />
will sort you out.<br />
seventhwave.co.nz<br />
for those who are after something<br />
with plenty of horsepower and<br />
unbridled speed.<br />
quarry beach surfboards<br />
Carsey makes everything from performance<br />
shortboards through to retro shapes, longboards and<br />
big wave guns.<br />
The road tripping legend, Ben Rees.<br />
qbsurfboards.com<br />
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smorgasboarder<br />
roadie essentials<br />
Whether it be for surf, or for snow… on a quest to follow some swell, or keep up with a powder front… to get a wave<br />
while visiting family, or getting some turns in with your crew… there are some essentials to keeping a 'Road Trip' above<br />
water, out of the wind and on course.<br />
So, before you leave on your next epic sojourn, here’s a few ‘bits of kit’ and ‘helpful tips’ to keeping a smile on your dial<br />
and reminding yourself that any Road Trip is an adventure, no matter the size of the swell, or the depth of the pow.<br />
Safety & Security<br />
These two factors are key to the enjoyability of any<br />
road trip. No one needs reminding of how devastating<br />
a breakdown can be. Do the essentials; of checking<br />
water, oil, air pressure, etc… But, once you’ve made<br />
your destination, remembering where you hid the keys<br />
is critical.<br />
A car key security safe (like this one from Ocean &<br />
Earth) is something that leaves your mind at ease, with<br />
you knowing you can get out<br />
the back and sit for as long<br />
as you like, without having<br />
to continuously scan the<br />
horizon to make sure<br />
no sneaky bugger is<br />
loitering around your<br />
wagon in the carpark.<br />
‘On The Road’ Research<br />
Having a Guide Book<br />
tucked into the console<br />
sometimes comes across<br />
as cheating to the Roadie<br />
purists … however, it will<br />
often find you some places<br />
that even modern GPS maps<br />
just bypass. A bit of forethought<br />
will often find you a well-written<br />
guide by someone passionate<br />
about ‘the journey’. It should be detailed<br />
in directions and deliverance, however conveniently<br />
vague in description and experience… the latter of<br />
which is a ‘felt’ commodity and should be kept for<br />
those making ‘the trek’. Two small books that fit this<br />
profile are the New Zealand <strong>Surf</strong>ing Guide and Snow<br />
Search Japan. Both of these little, compact books are<br />
filled with essential knowledge for making your surf<br />
and snow trips just that little bit better.<br />
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smorgasboarder<br />
Sunnies<br />
So many varieties and they<br />
are very much a personal<br />
thing. However, I can not go<br />
past a pair of Oakley or Otis<br />
sunnies to cover my butt (eyes);<br />
for checking out the line-up, scanning<br />
for a line down the slopes or just getting from A to B.<br />
‘Do It All’ Shorts<br />
The Small Things Matter<br />
For me, there’s a few other little items I’d always<br />
keep in the wagon …let’s say, ‘just for safety’s<br />
sake’!!! An FCS Key, a block of wax (snow or surf),<br />
some sun cream, a Keep Cup for a coffee, second<br />
use plastic bags, tie downs for the roofies, a<br />
Phillips head screwdriver and some shrapnel (free<br />
loving coins in the $1 and $2 variety).<br />
They make them in gals and guys<br />
varieties. Hybrid shorts are the<br />
way forward for the Roadie.<br />
You can cruise in them in the<br />
wagon, jump in for a wave, have<br />
a swim at a waterhole, jump in<br />
for a spa after a few runs … so<br />
many options from a pair of shorts<br />
that really just do everything.<br />
last minute tips<br />
If you’re doing a 'Roadie':<br />
• Be happy to go 'left', if your logic tells you<br />
'right'<br />
• Be keen to engage in some conversation<br />
with ‘that person over there’<br />
• Be available to help someone in a situation<br />
that is detracting from their 'Roadie'<br />
• Be open to everything that is offered,<br />
whether it is what you expected or not!<br />
If you have hit the road and travelled<br />
a path… if you’ve driven a highway<br />
or just a laneway… once you’ve<br />
reached a point or landed at a<br />
destination… whatever you have<br />
done, will all be components to<br />
achieving 'A Roadie' … it will be your<br />
trip, it will be an experience, and you<br />
will remember it for life.<br />
NZ Shred<br />
nzshred.co.nz<br />
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r o a d t r i p<br />
Some ducks do fly south for the winter. And so it was, with my trusty Stumpy Duck in tow along with the<br />
latest edition of <strong>Smorgasboarder</strong>, I headed south down near the Victorian and South Australian border<br />
where the water is cold, the waves are big and people with seemingly no common sense run amok.<br />
words and photos: dave swan<br />
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Photo: Cathedral Rocks just outside of Lorne on fire.<br />
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Heading straight down the guts, I was keen to<br />
get to my furthest point as quickly as possible<br />
and work my way back. It had been a couple of<br />
years since I had been down this way and it sure<br />
felt good to be rolling on the open road like Willie<br />
Nelson.<br />
One of my overnight pit stops was at the Victorian<br />
Central Highlands town of Avoca not far from the<br />
Pyrenees Ranges, about 71 kilometers north west<br />
of Ballarat. The nearest surf break may be another<br />
two hours further south but this is absolutely<br />
stunning country worthy of checking out on your<br />
way to the coast.<br />
Heading down from Queensland, with such a big<br />
drive in front of you, it is always good to earmark<br />
some desirable destinations to get to. Avoca is one<br />
of their destinations. It sure as hell wasn’t where I<br />
ended up the night before. Due to fading light, the<br />
effects of drought and a massive amount of roos on<br />
the move, I had to stay the previous night in Dubbo.<br />
When you mention Dubbo most people comment<br />
on the zoo. That’s probably because that’s about<br />
the only positive thing you can say about the friggin<br />
place. Sorry to all the Dubbogans out there (not<br />
quite sure if that’s what they are called ). In fairness,<br />
the crackheads at the local holiday park seemed<br />
friendly enough and at least didn’t try to shank me<br />
during the night whilst I slept in my van.<br />
Alas, it was closed on that night. Disappointed,<br />
I strolled across the road to the Hotel Victoria,<br />
which immediately lifted my mood. Perhaps not<br />
as appealing from the outside, it certainly was<br />
on the inside - a great little Victorian country pub<br />
with a fireplace and friendly barman that had me<br />
feeling like Cliffy Clavin from Cheers. Their beautiful<br />
dining room also serves some hearty pub fare that<br />
will send you on your way with your cockles truly<br />
warmed. You have to love a warming of the cockles<br />
– whatever that means.<br />
The next morning I was up early, keen to get to<br />
the ocean as soon as humanly possible to refresh<br />
from my arduous two-day drive. I was headed for<br />
Cape Bridgewater just outside of Portland. It is one<br />
of my must-dos on the road: must commence surf<br />
trip with a surf at Cape Bridgewater, must call into<br />
the Wye River Pub, must have a slider at Lorne<br />
followed by a Bingo Bango chilli pizza from Pizza<br />
Pizza, must call into Aireys Pub for a pint, must<br />
call in to see the guys at Anglesea <strong>Surf</strong> Centre and<br />
Craig Baird at the Torquay <strong>Surf</strong> World Museum.<br />
Whatever else I can fit in whilst on the Victorian <strong>Surf</strong><br />
Coast is a bonus.<br />
Anyhow, road trips in the main are about ‘going<br />
with the flow’ and even having a laugh when you<br />
screw up – like being stuck in Dubbo – but most<br />
importantly they are about getting out of your<br />
normal surrounds, venturing across our wonderful<br />
country, seeing some absolutely magnificent sights,<br />
catching up with good friends and making some<br />
new ones. That takes me back again to Avoca and<br />
an awesome little pub where I was keen to sample<br />
a few sherbets – The Avoca Hotel.<br />
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how can you complain?<br />
Photo: The Twelve Apostles<br />
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Yes, the waves were good,<br />
ranging from unreal to<br />
holy-crap-balls<br />
to no-friggin-chance.<br />
Now before anyone gets their knickers in a twist,<br />
I will not mention any other breaks down this<br />
way aside from Cape Bridgewater and of course<br />
Bells and perhaps Cathedral Rocks. I believe the<br />
secret is out of the bag on the latter two breaks.<br />
With regards to Cape Bridgewater, I understand<br />
it is okay to mention it because a couple of extra<br />
surfers in the water there is not such a bad thing.<br />
Apparently, the Cape is where cold water coming<br />
from the Great Australian Bight meets warmer<br />
currents coming down the east coast of Australia<br />
and voila, you have an abundance of marine life<br />
and some big bloody white pointers to boot. A<br />
couple of extra people in the water allows you to<br />
live by the edict – you are never going to outswim a<br />
shark, just make sure you can outswim the person<br />
beside you.<br />
From the following pages you will see I scored<br />
some waves along the coast. I could profess to<br />
have intentionally timed my run down to Victoria<br />
but the real truth is I don’t have a clue. Those surf<br />
websites with their forecasts bore me to tears and<br />
I have never quite understood all of those squiggly<br />
lines. Nope, I just arsed it, as is often the case.<br />
Lucky to be in the right place at the right time,<br />
although had I given my trip a little more thought on<br />
the surf side of things, I would’ve had the common<br />
sense to have taken a decent size gun and not a<br />
5’4” self-made mini Simmons (called the Stumpy<br />
Duck) just because it fitted in the van and didn’t<br />
make it too cramped in the back amongst my<br />
mattress and magazines. Lucky I have friends.<br />
Yes, the waves were good, ranging from unreal<br />
to holy-crap-balls to no-friggin-chance. Nothing<br />
like a frosty ocean, freezing cold southerlies and<br />
some undie-filling swell to get the blood pumping<br />
and make you feel alive. The bonus amongst all<br />
of that is along the way I got to call into some of<br />
my all-time favourite coastal towns like Port Fairy<br />
and take in unbelievable sights such as the Twelve<br />
Apostles, Bay of Martyrs and London Bridge.<br />
The smorgasboarder office in these parts is quite<br />
amazing.<br />
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anglesea<br />
surf centre<br />
Many would consider Torquay to be the epicentre<br />
of the <strong>Surf</strong> Coast; possibly those less familiar<br />
with the Great Ocean Road, due to the fact it is<br />
the home to Rip Curl and Quicksilver. I, however,<br />
would disagree for just 15 minutes south west of<br />
there are the little coastal townships of Anglesea<br />
and Aireys Inlet. Anglesea derives its name from<br />
Anglesey, which is an island in North Wales. Prior to<br />
that it was known as Swampy Creek, which is way<br />
cooler but probably not as appealing to the tourists.<br />
You can hear the conversation, “Where are you<br />
heading? I am off for a week’s vacation in Swampy<br />
Creek. Doesn’t quite have the same ring to it.<br />
Anyhow the town changed its name to Anglesea in<br />
1950 and I for one, absolutely love it. It is also home<br />
to a place I must visit every time I pass through –<br />
the Anglesea <strong>Surf</strong> Centre.<br />
Further on down the road is Aireys Inlet now said<br />
to be recognised for its culture and as a flourishing<br />
literary hub. If you know anything about me or have<br />
indeed taken note of my writing style, you will know<br />
that Aireys appeals to me for somewhat different<br />
reasons. It’s home to the Aireys Pub and it is a<br />
ripper.<br />
In terms of the two areas, it doesn’t matter in which<br />
order you visit but I would suggest it is more relaxing<br />
going to the former last.<br />
So first, the Anglesea <strong>Surf</strong> Centre; proclaimed to be<br />
Australia’s Premier Secondhand <strong>Surf</strong>board Dealer,<br />
I truly think it is. In all my travels I do not believe<br />
I have come across a shop in Australia, or New<br />
Zealand for that matter, that carries the quantity<br />
of second hand boards that they do. And there is<br />
always some absolute gems hidden amongst the<br />
hundreds of boards in the racks; at an exceptional<br />
price point. What makes the joint even more<br />
appealing is that it’s not run by knobs. That’s a<br />
bit harsh you might say, but if you are honest with<br />
yourself you would recognise the knob population<br />
worldwide is growing and the surf industry is<br />
no exception. Bruce Little runs the show at the<br />
Anglesea <strong>Surf</strong> Centre along with his son Trenton<br />
and a team of down to earth local surfers.<br />
Bruce has been living and surfing the area since the<br />
early sixties. He continually strives to maintain his<br />
attitude that his work provides the opportunity to<br />
live his life the way he wants.<br />
The Anglesea <strong>Surf</strong> Centre carries over 150 second<br />
hand boards at any given point in time and they<br />
have a quite a few new boards as well. If you<br />
are looking for a trade in or cash in, they take<br />
15% commission on consigned boards. It’s very<br />
much a traditional surf shop, as opposed to those<br />
’boutique’ style surf fashion stores. Their core<br />
business is surfboards, wetsuits and the essentials<br />
that you need to get in the water.<br />
angleseasurfcentre.com.au<br />
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rogue wave<br />
Next necessary stop along the road as I prescribed<br />
is the Aireys Pub, now also home to Rogue<br />
Wave Brewing. Where do I start? Firstly, the<br />
pub, there is just something about it. Yes,<br />
it has this rustic appeal; yes, it has an open<br />
fireplace, which if you have ever been to<br />
Victoria is generally appealing no matter what<br />
the season; yes, it also has an incredible<br />
vista looking out from Split Point Lighthouse<br />
all the way to Lorne point; And yes, the food<br />
is pretty darn incredible, like pub smoked<br />
pulled pork shoulder quesadilla and 350g<br />
Otway Ranges rib rye kind of incredible<br />
(there’s also other options for the everincreasing<br />
surfing vegans amongst<br />
us god bless your chia seeds socks).<br />
However, there is something else about<br />
it that’s just so magic and relaxing about<br />
calling in for a couple of beers after a<br />
surf, sitting by the fireplace and letting<br />
the blood return to your frozen feet whilst<br />
you recover from hypothermia. I just<br />
absolutely love this place.<br />
In recent years, what has made it even<br />
more appealing is that the beers are<br />
better! Yes, I have turned into quite the<br />
beer snob but yellow fizzy water just<br />
doesn’t do it for me anymore. If the government<br />
is going to increase to buggery the excise duty on<br />
beer, to the point it costs as much as a small car, I<br />
want to ensure I really enjoy it. Since starting Rogue<br />
Wave Brewing in 2015, owner Tim Wood has added<br />
to the appeal of the hotel. Not only can I call in for<br />
a pint of Cranky Mrs (which is usually the result of a<br />
lengthy road trip) they have even bottled it.<br />
Rogue Wave Brewing. creates a variety of premium<br />
beers, from clean crisp pilsners, sessionable lagers,<br />
wheat beers and pale ales to funky unfiltered IPAs.<br />
Best of all, they use no artificial ingredients or<br />
additives.<br />
As Tim Wood explains, “Our beer is a continuation<br />
of our lifestyle. We won’t be told what massproduced<br />
beers we have to put on tap by some<br />
foreign owned, multinational, beer factory. Our<br />
focus is beer with no extracts, no chemicals<br />
and no additives.<br />
“We sourced and commissioned our state<br />
of the art brewery ourselves. Our computer<br />
operating system is locally designed and<br />
built and gives us precise and absolute<br />
control during the brewing and fermenting<br />
process. Anyone can brew beer, but we’re<br />
passionate about brewing great beers.<br />
Our first year saw us win three awards at<br />
the Australian International Beer Awards.”<br />
With my mouth watering by that stage,<br />
Tim went on to add, “We’re the luckiest<br />
people on the planet. We don’t dream of<br />
living somewhere else, or working some<br />
other job, we love it here.”<br />
What’s also appealing about the place is<br />
the sense of history; the hotel’s history.<br />
The Aireys Pub was built in 1904, but<br />
was burnt to the ground in the 1983 Ash<br />
Wednesday fires. The pub ran out of a tin<br />
shed until it was rebuilt.<br />
In 2011 the business closed. Unbelievably<br />
and much to our dismay, the pub was almost<br />
demolished, such news rendering Mark and I<br />
speechless and crying in the gravel carpark some<br />
years back on a #smorgasroadtrip. A town with no<br />
pub seemed imminent. In a last minute coup,Tim<br />
and a few friends pitched in and saved it. They<br />
renovated and reinstated it as one of Australia’s<br />
greatest coastal pubs.<br />
roguewavebrewing.com.au<br />
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on the road<br />
again<br />
Darren “Dicko” Dickson of Dickson <strong>Surf</strong>boards<br />
Nick McAteer of NMC Handshapes<br />
There’s plenty of shapers and surf identities who<br />
call this neck of the woods home. There are a few<br />
however, I always make a point of catching up<br />
with. The first guy is Craig Baird, Curator of <strong>Surf</strong><br />
World Museum in Torquay. Not only is he a wealth<br />
of knowledge of anything and everything surf<br />
related, he’s genuinely such a nice bloke – it’s a<br />
real pleasure to call him a friend. We always end up<br />
chatting away for a couple of hours but that could<br />
easily extend to a full day if time permitted. The<br />
nice thing is, I get to espouse (regurgitate really) all<br />
that he has told me for the rest of my trip, making<br />
me sound so intellectual. I get to feel like the font of<br />
all surfing knowledge.<br />
Darren “Dicko” Dickson of Dickson <strong>Surf</strong>boards at<br />
the <strong>Surf</strong>ers Shed in Torquay is another interesting<br />
character. Not only because he too is so welcoming<br />
but the sheer quality and diversity of craft he<br />
creates is amazing - magic longboards with<br />
beautiful resin colours and tints, twinnies, quads,<br />
5-fin rounded pins, single fins with chimed rails and<br />
performance shortboards. The true value of Dicko<br />
though is what he can offer surfers. His ability to<br />
cut through the crap, understand what you are<br />
after/ the way you want to surf and then go about<br />
recommending what will work best for you, right<br />
through to how the fins should be set in relation to<br />
the rail lines and tail shape – it will blow your mind.<br />
Nick McAteer up at Barwon Heads is another<br />
incredibly experienced custom surfboard shaper<br />
making a range of high performance craft in every<br />
length and style from shorties and fishes through to<br />
stunning logs with fabric inlays and big wave guns.<br />
Just check out his rich red F1 gun complete with<br />
yellow lightning bolt featured in our Gear section<br />
and you will understand what I mean.<br />
Next stop - Melbourne, Phillip Island and the<br />
Mornington Peninsula<br />
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all in fun<br />
There are many loving families who couldn’t bear<br />
the thought of working with one another. It may be<br />
due to the fact we’re often the most forthright with<br />
those we love. You may tolerate a work colleague<br />
who’s a tool but if it’s a family member, you will<br />
probably tell them exactly what kind of tool they<br />
are and whereabouts in the shed they sit. Some<br />
families however manage to make it work.<br />
In 2013 we spoke with Choc, Dan and Rory of<br />
Oke <strong>Surf</strong>boards on how they managed such a<br />
feat. Five years on and they still haven’t killed each<br />
other, as a matter of fact, things are the same as<br />
when I caught up with them last; still laughing, still<br />
taking the piss out of each other, still loving what<br />
they do and still crafting some of the most beautiful<br />
boards you have ever seen. The business is going<br />
strong. Rory sat down with me and explained how.<br />
“It all just works. I think we’re all pretty different.<br />
We don’t seem to clash at all. We’ve all got more or<br />
less separate roles within the business. I’m shaping<br />
the boards and Dan’s glassing them. Choc’s (Rory<br />
and Dan’s dad Neil) slowly getting out of it and<br />
leaving it up to us but he helps out and does all the<br />
other stuff we don’t want to do.”<br />
There is no underplaying Choc’s role however in<br />
developing Rory as a surfboard shaper.<br />
“All my theories and all my ideas on boards come<br />
from him because I haven’t worked for anyone else.<br />
Design, shaping, processes; it all comes from him.”<br />
14 years as a shaper and some 3000 boards done<br />
and dusted, I figured Rory had learnt a thing or two<br />
himself as well.<br />
“Yeah, you’re constantly improving. Your eye gets<br />
better. With experience, you start having more<br />
control over the finished product.”<br />
The array of craft Rory’s shaping has no doubt<br />
further played a part in his development.<br />
“It was getting repetitive for a while there. Having<br />
10 or 12 set models, we would be just producing<br />
them over and over but now people have gone<br />
away from those. Customs are in demand. At<br />
the moment Dan’s out there glassing a 7’6 single<br />
fin with super knifey rails; he’s got a twin fin with<br />
a double channel; a single fin egg that’s got a<br />
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quad setup as well and then there’s a real high<br />
performance short board that’s 5’10”. In the<br />
shaping bay, I am working away on three mals. We<br />
are doing everything.”<br />
Rory explains the shift in part is due to surfers<br />
either pursuing the super high-tech imported<br />
boards or something that is more personal.<br />
“Our clients are more inclined towards the art<br />
side of it. People want something handmade and<br />
something unique, something they can have input<br />
into themselves. So, we’ve gone that way instead<br />
of trying to compete or follow the bigger labels with<br />
a bunch of different performance board models. We<br />
still make a number of performance shortboards<br />
but nowadays are just making a greater variety of<br />
boards.”<br />
With that in mind, I was keen to know if their<br />
customer base was any different.<br />
“Not really. We do orders for mates and returning<br />
customers and that keeps us really busy but we<br />
make boards for all ages. I’m currently making a<br />
board for a guy that’s 71 and just started surfing.<br />
What we are making for our customers, as I said, is<br />
what has really changed.<br />
“When I was growing up, no one had a longboard.<br />
Some people they’d go off with 6’1” by 18 1/2”<br />
board. They might get a fish or something a little<br />
bit wider but no one would have a longboard. That<br />
was just for old blokes but now it’s pretty trendy.<br />
I guess some of the footage you see coming out<br />
of California and up the coast as well like Noosa,<br />
that side of surfing gets really marketed now. So,<br />
a lot of the guys that never would have thought of<br />
riding a longboard or be seen on one are ordering<br />
longboards now. It gets the girls into it as well. They<br />
see the graceful style of surfing a longboard.<br />
“The other thing is, no one has one or two boards<br />
anymore. People get 10, 12 or more boards;<br />
like have a garage full of them – performance<br />
shortboards, single fins, fish, longboards.”<br />
We would like to think <strong>Smorgasboarder</strong> has played<br />
some small part in this phenomenon. It is after all,<br />
what our name is all about.<br />
What’s most notable about the guys at Oke is the<br />
incredibly loyal following they have developed. I<br />
was keen to hear from Rory as to what he put that<br />
down to.<br />
“People like coming here. I guess you don’t<br />
get hassled like you do at a normal surf shop.<br />
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You got the cool guy trying to push certain models<br />
on to you or whatever. We don’t really care. I’m as<br />
happy to make a really narrow, high performance<br />
shortboard for hot surfers as something that’s 24<br />
inches wide and 9’8” or a min-mal for a beginner.<br />
I’m not going to try and talk you into something that<br />
is not suitable for your ability. It’s got to be the right<br />
board for you.<br />
“We don’t have a certain image to protect or a style<br />
of board that we have to talk customers into. We’re<br />
not trendy cool surf shop guys, we’re more like<br />
labourers. We come out covered in dust and just try<br />
and be the real deal. What I mean by that is, we’re<br />
not pretentious.”<br />
In many ways to us, the boys at Oke are the<br />
epitome of what we set out to achieve with<br />
<strong>Smorgasboarder</strong> – to dispense with the BS that<br />
sometimes surrounds the surf industry and just<br />
get down and dirty and talk in simple terms about<br />
surfboard design and construction. It is what we<br />
perceive is the key to their success. I asked Rory<br />
if he could pinpoint one or two things that have<br />
contributed to their ongoing good fortune.<br />
“I guess just being honest and just sort of being us,<br />
not trying to follow the trend or anything. Yeah. Just<br />
kind of make whatever board you want and that’s<br />
about it.<br />
“Other than that, we try not to be intimidating. With<br />
some shops you walk into, you’re faced with racks<br />
and racks of similar looking boards before you’re<br />
greeted by the super cool retail dude trying to push<br />
a particular board onto you. It’s pretty easy in that<br />
situation to be intimidated and you wouldn’t know<br />
what to believe or what sort of board you’re going<br />
to need. We’re there to talk with you in a relaxed<br />
way about what you might need and then go about<br />
making it for you.”<br />
Next year marks 50 years of Oke <strong>Surf</strong>boards. It’s<br />
a monumental achievement in this day and age,<br />
particularly within the surf industry. I asked Rory<br />
about their plans going forward.<br />
“Keep doing what we’re doing. It has worked for<br />
this long.”<br />
I sincerely love these blokes and their surfboards. I<br />
hope they keep making them for many more years<br />
to come.<br />
okesurfboards.com<br />
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go with the flow<br />
“…we were surfing this reef and I sort had a of pretty just had light a<br />
pretty drop into, light or drop I sort into, of free or I sort fell into of free this fell wave, into fell it, fell off<br />
off my my outside outside rail rail and and it just the picked wave just me picked up and me threw up<br />
and me straight threw me on straight to a dry on rock to a rockledge. It was It a was hard a<br />
hard impact impact and it and ended it ended up puncturing up puncturing, and collapsing<br />
my lung and I broke six ribs, and then yeah, I was in<br />
so much pain, and couldn’t breathe.<br />
“That was on the first wave. With the second, I was<br />
obviously in pain and struggling to breathe and it<br />
rolled over me and then my leash snagged on the<br />
bottom. That was sort of scary. I was a bit worried.<br />
Yeah, That was but sort luckily of scary. before I the was third a bit wave worried. came, Yeah, I was<br />
able but luckily to just before get my the leash third off wave and came, sort of I be was washed able<br />
in.” to just get my leash off and sort of be washed in.”<br />
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Sandy Ryan surfing in South Australia.<br />
Photo: SA RIPS
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Photos: SA RIPS<br />
It’s hard to fathom what it would be like to find<br />
yourself in this kind of situation but to a man as chilled<br />
as Sandy Ryan, I guess you simply go with the flow,<br />
pardon the pun.<br />
The son of Matt Ryan, one of the founders of<br />
Island <strong>Surf</strong>boards on Phillip Island, Sandy has<br />
built a reputation as quite the hell-man and<br />
understandably so, he charges humongous waves.<br />
Indeed, Sandy is a person some may call loony but<br />
who all would agree is one super friendly, humble,<br />
quietly spoken, all-round top bloke.<br />
Our conversation, the first to air on<br />
smorgasboarder’s new podcast on www.<br />
smorgasboarder.com.au centres on his recent<br />
experience whereby he managed to pitch himself<br />
onto a dry reef while surfing serious waves off the<br />
coast of South Oz with Marti Paradisis.<br />
As a result of his injuries Sandy had a pretty lengthy<br />
stay in hospital and faces a long road to recovery.<br />
When we spoke, he was just about to begin his<br />
rehab that he hopes will get him back surfing<br />
waves before the year is out. He is one incredibly<br />
determined and fascinating bloke.<br />
“When my leash snagged I was thinking that it was<br />
sort of pretty scary, like anything could happen or<br />
it could be sort of the end. Yeah, so that was really<br />
heavy. Then after I got my leash free, even though I<br />
was still in a pretty bad predicament, I felt like I was<br />
not going to die or anything. I was in a lot of pain<br />
but at least I could get my head above water and<br />
just slowly drift in.”<br />
Sandy drifted in over a lagoon. It was at this time<br />
good friend Marti Paradisis noticed Sandy was<br />
missing from the lineup.<br />
“I just heard him yelling out my name. He noticed<br />
me when I was almost at the beach. He was racing<br />
over, paddling over to us.”<br />
Marti and a few of the local guys who were there<br />
then sprung into action all the while assuring Sandy<br />
he was going to be alright. The challenge however<br />
was that there was no mobile reception to call an<br />
ambulance and no way of carrying Sandy up the<br />
cliff and steep dunes.<br />
“The guys were sort of racing all over the dunes,<br />
trying to find some reception and then I had to<br />
climb up a cliff. They were helping us with that. They<br />
wanted to carry me but just as soon as I’d sort of<br />
lift up, it would crush everything, and it was just so<br />
painful. So yeah, I just slowly started sort of walking<br />
and I had guys behind me.”<br />
Sandy walked up the first cliff and then to the<br />
next dune where he was met by one of the locals<br />
who had fetched his Troop carrier. By that stage<br />
paramedics had also arrived and with Sandy<br />
struggling to breathe put him on a respirator. He<br />
was then taken by ambulance before being picked<br />
up along the way by a medevac helicopter.<br />
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“I was flown to the Royal Adelaide Hospital. So it<br />
was a mission but all good.”<br />
Sandy would spend the next eight days in hospital<br />
recovering from a collapsed lung.<br />
“Ironically, when I was in hospital, on the wall in<br />
my room was a photo of the actual wave where I<br />
hurt myself. It’s such a big hospital with probably<br />
600 beds or whatever and it just happened that<br />
photo was in my particular room, which is a strange<br />
coincidence.”<br />
Now three months on from the mishap the<br />
prognosis is that Sandy won’t be surfing again any<br />
time soon.<br />
“I am slowly getting better and better. I’m a lot more<br />
comfortable and it’s a lot easier to breathe and<br />
certainly a lot less pain. But I’m still a little bit off<br />
surfing”.<br />
I enquired whether it would be another six months<br />
or so.<br />
“Hopefully not that long. I don’t know, it’s been<br />
hard enough this long.”<br />
I asked whether he had any trepidation returning to<br />
the surf and indeed tackling the slabs he so eagerly<br />
seeks out.<br />
“No. I was just so unlucky. It wasn’t particularly<br />
the size of the wave, it was just the reef. It wasn’t<br />
a big wave at all.”<br />
We will leave you with one final word from Sandy<br />
and what his dad had to say following the incident.<br />
“Every time I injure myself, he (Matt) always just tells<br />
me I’m a bit of a wimp, and he’s like, come on, you<br />
know guys would be playing football next week if<br />
they had that injury. Dad’s a classic like that. I’m<br />
always nervous telling him when I’m injured.”<br />
To hear more of this story listen to our<br />
<strong>Smorgasboarder</strong> podcast.<br />
A brief bit on Island <strong>Surf</strong>boards. It all began in 1969<br />
when a couple of surfers decided to make some<br />
boards for their mates. They enjoyed every surfer’s<br />
dream of uncrowded waves, pristine coastlines<br />
and a relaxed working atmosphere. Since then<br />
the Phillip Island has grown, and so too has their<br />
business with Island <strong>Surf</strong>boards now one of the<br />
most respected names in Australian surfing. They<br />
have two cracking stores on the island and make<br />
their own range of boards, long through to short,<br />
performance, retro, kneeboards, you name it.<br />
Incidentally, they also run what is reportedly the<br />
biggest surf school in Australia.<br />
islandsurfboards.com.au<br />
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on the road again<br />
Dave and Curl<br />
A visit to Phillip Island is never complete without a<br />
beer at the Panhandle Mexican restaurant and bar<br />
with our mate Curl, the man behind our Aloha Barry<br />
cartoon. We don’t quite know what goes on in his<br />
head to inspire such weird and wonderful storylines<br />
but we sure as hell love them, and him too - my big<br />
brother from another mother.<br />
Another two of our favourites are these good folk,<br />
Graeme and Brenda Howard from the Island <strong>Surf</strong><br />
Shack. As down to earth as the come, I consider<br />
myself fortunate to have met such genuine people<br />
in my years travelling with <strong>Smorgasboarder</strong>. They<br />
have the most unique little surf shop full of gifts,<br />
knick-knacks and clothing you have ever come<br />
across; everything from Mexican bajas, Hawaiian<br />
dashboard hula girls, coconut soy candles, Kombi<br />
giftlines and even Nepalese woollen yin yang<br />
jumpers and ponchos. Unique? You bet. I don’t<br />
think there is ever a time I visit and don’t walk away<br />
with something for the home, wife or kids.<br />
With the Victorian leg done and dusted, it was time<br />
to be off likes a nun’s nightie and make for Pambula<br />
on the Far South Coast of New South Wales. With<br />
night falling quicker than expected, I stopped along<br />
the way at Orbost. I always love the opportunity to<br />
stay somewhere I haven’t before – and there are<br />
some many magic spots along the way around here<br />
– Mallacoota was my favourite last time.<br />
I paid for a spot at the local holiday park and<br />
headed for a beer and counter meal at the Orbost<br />
Club Hotel. My experience there prompted me to<br />
write this on our <strong>Smorgasboarder</strong> Instagram and<br />
Facebook pages:<br />
Graeme and Brenda - Island <strong>Surf</strong> Shack<br />
#It’s nights like tonight that make my trip. A couple<br />
of pots and a great counter meal with good<br />
company at a true blue Aussie pub.<br />
@orbost_club_hotel #smorgasboarder<br />
#smorgasroadtrip #orbost #plentyoflaughs<br />
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tree to sea<br />
A visit to Vic is not complete without<br />
catching up with the boys from Tree to<br />
Sea. Regular readers of <strong>Smorgasboarder</strong><br />
would recall I had the great pleasure<br />
of building a hollow wooden surfboard<br />
with Rob, Gary and Darren, so much<br />
so, it’s one of the best experiences I’ve<br />
had in the nine years of our grassroots<br />
surf magazine. I am sure they too are<br />
still taken aback by my sublime board<br />
building skills.<br />
Since then they have changed their<br />
build process from hollow wooden<br />
construction to an altogether new<br />
approach. Their ‘Eco Board’ course is<br />
also shorter. It now only takes a weekend<br />
and at its completion, you have a<br />
stunning wooden board ready to surf.<br />
With Christmas just around the corner,<br />
it is unquestionably the perfect gift idea,<br />
in my opinion, for the surf-mad special<br />
person in your life – that’s right ‘person’,<br />
plenty of girls and guys have undertaken<br />
the course. Adding to the appeal of this<br />
new approach is they now have the<br />
ability to replicate your favourite board,<br />
albeit with an environmentally-friendly<br />
construction method.<br />
All Eco Boards are a super-lightweight<br />
composite construction made from a<br />
recycled EPS foam core shaped on an AKU<br />
machine to any size or shape you want. You<br />
then set about profiling, cutting and cladding<br />
your blank with plantation grown timber and<br />
cork rails before sanding and fine tuning<br />
the rail, deck and bottom contours along<br />
with setting the fin placement. All kinds of<br />
boards can be shaped on the course from<br />
performance shortboards through to retro<br />
shapes and longboards.<br />
Rob Ivers, Gary Miller and Darren Minchen<br />
have been running the Tree To Sea wooden<br />
board building workshops at Mt Eliza on the<br />
Mornington Peninsula for close to 10 years<br />
now. I can personally vouch for how well<br />
these courses are run and how much fun<br />
they are. Stop thinking about it and just do<br />
it. Live your life, commit ONE weekend and<br />
you will have a board in your quiver you will<br />
forever remember.<br />
further information, workshop dates,<br />
board building kits and all details are<br />
available at: treetosea.com.au<br />
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learning the art of the craft<br />
We had featured it, I’d written about it, seen photos<br />
of it but it wasn’t until I finally saw it with my own<br />
two eyes that I truly appreciated how impressive a<br />
setup The <strong>Surf</strong>board Studio is.<br />
If you want to shape your own fibreglass surfboard<br />
from start to finish, over the course of a couple of<br />
weekends, this is the place to go. You choose the<br />
style of board you want, the boys send a blank<br />
through the shaping machine, providing you with<br />
a rough outline of your board and you get straight<br />
into shaping it.<br />
As soon as this is done you commence with<br />
choosing your rail template, pencilling in your<br />
rail lines before taking to it with a hand saw.<br />
Next you’re sanding away your deck, bottom,<br />
nose, tail and rail contours. Before the first day is<br />
over, you install your fin plugs or fin box ready to<br />
recommence the following weekend.<br />
The next Saturday you learn to glass your board,<br />
complete with resin colours, laying down your decal<br />
in the process. Next you’re sanding away and profinishing<br />
your board so she is ready to ride.<br />
There’s good reason the people are all smiles in<br />
these photos. For one, it is a hell of a lot of fun<br />
learning to shape your own board and there is a<br />
great sense of pride in crafting something you can<br />
use. However, the happiness is also in part due<br />
to the guys who run the course. Zak Koniaris is a<br />
long-time friend of us here at <strong>Smorgasboarder</strong> but<br />
also one funny bloke. He runs the show, and also<br />
cooks up one ripper of a lunchtime feast with a<br />
couple of coldies.<br />
Zak works alongside experienced shapers Simon<br />
Forward, Michael Anthony and Alan Rousa, all who<br />
have an incredible wealth of surfboard shaping<br />
experience.<br />
The weekend I visited, Simon was taking the class<br />
and he just had this calming presence. Indeed,<br />
he’s got the perfect demeanour to teach surfboard<br />
shaping.<br />
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Finished<br />
goods<br />
...There’s good reason the<br />
people are all smiles in these<br />
photos. For one, it is a hell of<br />
a lot of fun learning to shape<br />
your own board and there<br />
is a great sense of pride in<br />
crafting something you can<br />
use....<br />
• All courses are run at The <strong>Surf</strong>board Studio<br />
warehouse in Preston, Melbourne<br />
• The sessions are conducted in groups and<br />
run once a month<br />
• The course runs over 2 x 8 hour sessions<br />
(Saturdays between 8am – 4pm)<br />
• Private bookings are also available for<br />
individuals up to groups of 4. These courses<br />
are usually run during the week but can be<br />
tailored to your schedule.<br />
• Other courses on handshaping, glassing and<br />
CNC cutting and design are also available<br />
Find out all you need to know about the<br />
course at: thesurfboardstudio.com.au<br />
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wheels<br />
As you no doubt read earlier in this edition, I was<br />
more toey than a roman sandal to get down to<br />
Mark Rabbidge’s shaping shed in Bendalong and<br />
pick up my custom built Five Finger Splade. When<br />
I called in, Mr Rabbidge was at it again, tinkering<br />
away on another new project as he always is. He<br />
offered up this defence.<br />
“Well, everyone has their hobbies. Some guys<br />
golf, play tennis, I don’t do that. I have to make<br />
something. Make sh*t. If I am not making a board, I<br />
am working on a car or something else. I have been<br />
doing it all my life.<br />
“The cars are removed from the surfboard shaping<br />
and can be another creative outlet. You get an<br />
idea and a few visions of what you want to do and<br />
then you try and do it. Sometimes it works and<br />
sometimes it doesn’t.”<br />
His labour of love this time was a 1977 F250 Ford<br />
he and good friend Neal Cameron were converting<br />
into a hot rod camper. You will most definitely<br />
see how super cool this turns out in the pages of<br />
<strong>Smorgasboarder</strong> in the foreseeable future.<br />
For now however, I turned my attention to another of<br />
his recently completed projects.<br />
“Yeah, it’s pretty cool. It’s a 1953 International Coup<br />
Ute body that I put onto a 1990 4WD Nissan Patrol<br />
chassis and cloned a 5 litre Ford V8 to it. Looks like<br />
an old car but it’s a new car. New brakes, power<br />
steering, bit of grunt. Fun.”<br />
Fun and interesting, that’s what my visits to Mark<br />
Rabbidge’s place always are. Such a good bloke.<br />
more info: markrabbidge.com<br />
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Neal with a Maui & Sons creature he made.<br />
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principle<br />
The most notorious equity market crash event<br />
outside of the 1929 Wall Street crash was Black<br />
Monday in October 1987. It registered the steepest<br />
one-day fall with losses in excess of 20 per cent<br />
among global markets. Amid extraordinary scenes,<br />
investors crushed into public galleries around<br />
Australia and watched in horror as the key market<br />
indicator, the All Ordinaries index, crashed 515<br />
points, wiping a massive $55 billion from the total<br />
value of all shares traded.<br />
This story centres on the impact that crash had<br />
on a Mr Neal Cameron and is an excerpt from an<br />
upcoming hour-long <strong>Smorgasboarder</strong> podcast<br />
interview with Neal. Without hyping this up too<br />
much, I have to say this is one of the most intriguing<br />
interviews I have ever done in the history of<br />
<strong>Smorgasboarder</strong>.<br />
I have met Neal many times, shared many a coffee<br />
and / or beer and certainly a lot of laughs on my<br />
travels down the coast. He is one funny bastard.<br />
I knew a little about him running a surf shop in<br />
Coogee and his inventions in foam and fibreglass<br />
but I didn’t know all the bits in between. I had seen<br />
him regularly photographed with some of the most<br />
stunning women but I didn’t know the full story of<br />
how he came to live in a bus.<br />
I have always however been aware of his<br />
contentment with, what some may consider, the<br />
alternative lifestyle he leads. I didn’t know what lead<br />
him to make that decision though. Neal picks up<br />
the story, recalling the turn of events with regards to<br />
the crash and what it meant for him as the owner of<br />
Positive Connection.<br />
Neal’s Promoskate team - another side of business of the time.
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“The stock market crash was a ripper, because<br />
unlike the last one where nothing happened, the one<br />
at the end of the 80’s saw every surf shop except<br />
for Steve Core go bust in the Eastern Suburbs. They<br />
all went.<br />
“Business just stopped. People stopped spending.<br />
Nobody was spending. And it wasn’t just surf<br />
shops, it was anybody who had clothing shops, or<br />
anything that wasn’t a necessity, they all basically<br />
went to the wall, which was a complete contrast to<br />
the 80’s where everybody had money. It was spend,<br />
spend, spend you know, everyone had 20 bucks in<br />
their pocket at any one time, which is like having<br />
$100 now. It was a very crazy time but it all came to<br />
a raging halt.”<br />
Reflecting on the time, Neal offered an honest selfassessment<br />
of his perceived skills.<br />
“I discovered that a lot of the things I did in the 80’s<br />
weren’t based on my ability, it was just being in the<br />
right place at the right time. You kind of couldn’t go<br />
wrong with anything you started in the 80’s. It was<br />
easy. I mean, I walked into the shop when I took it<br />
over and based on the way we’d previously run it<br />
I thought, well gee, we can fix this up and go back<br />
and make it a lot better. And you know, I tripled the<br />
takings in the first two months because I knew how<br />
to do it.<br />
“I found that I could identify things, look at it, make<br />
it better, make it work; kind of separate yourself<br />
from it and make a third party out of yourself and<br />
look at it. But then what I discovered was that I had<br />
no idea, because I’d never been to business school,<br />
of what you do when something goes bad. Like how<br />
to professionally sink something - damage control.”<br />
As all of us can attest to, having read the same story<br />
over and over again about the Clive Palmer-esque<br />
business owner who ‘can’t recall anything’, this is<br />
the domain of the accountant and the lawyer.’<br />
“Yeah, accountants and people like that, who’d say,<br />
‘So you’re going to have to fold up next month and<br />
you need to do this and that to protect yourself.<br />
Then you’re going to do this and you’re going to do<br />
that and you’ll suffer minimally and everybody else<br />
can get stuffed and they won’t be able to have a go<br />
at you.’<br />
“That was the general way that things get done I<br />
think these days. Whereas I decided, well, I didn’t<br />
want to do it that way. So, I went to the bank and<br />
borrowed the money on a 26 per cent overdraft,<br />
paid everybody off and lived in a garage for three<br />
years to pay the debt off to the bank. I could sleep<br />
well at night but it wasn’t the smartest business<br />
move.”<br />
Neal explained that many were surprised by his<br />
actions.<br />
“A couple of my larger suppliers were surprised<br />
when, knowing that I’d gone down and I paid off the<br />
last bills, which were at that time fairly substantial.”<br />
This experience was part of the reason why Neal<br />
never re-entered the retail industry.<br />
“I was never really interested in business that much<br />
anyway. At the time the surf shop was simply<br />
something that I wanted to do. You got paid for it.<br />
If you make money out of it, -Yeehaa- and the other<br />
things were just things that were fun that came<br />
along at the time.”<br />
With his hefty overdraft chained to his person, Neal<br />
set about literally carving himself a new career.<br />
He rented a house with a garage and adjoining<br />
workshop.”<br />
“I basically had the whole workshop area for nothing<br />
because I had people in the house paying the rent,<br />
and I just lived out in the garage, which was actually<br />
part of an old stable, because in Kensington they<br />
had old horse stables and they converted them. It<br />
sounds terrible, but it was good.”<br />
Having formerly worked with good friend and<br />
kneeboard shaper Peter Berry, Neal had a solid<br />
understanding of foam and fibreglass. He picked up<br />
a job working for Storageman, who subcontracted<br />
work to him. Storageman’s clients included the likes<br />
of Mambo and Rip Curl.<br />
“I worked with lots of different companies – Mambo,<br />
Rip Curl, Maui & Sons, City of Sydney Christmas<br />
decorations, making big fibreglass soldiers and<br />
teddy bears… you’d walk into the backyard and<br />
there’d be giant teddy bears and soldiers and<br />
Mambo stuff. It used to look amazing sometimes, it<br />
was like a kid’s fantasy.”<br />
That’s what Neal continued to do for many years<br />
to come as well as security for some high-profile<br />
Sydney identities. He was even part of Bob Hawke’s<br />
security assignment. To hear more of Neal’s<br />
story tune into our <strong>Smorgasboarder</strong> podcast at<br />
smorgasboarder.com.au.<br />
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Neal makes plenty of weird and wonderful fibreglass stuff.<br />
photo: Adam Watson Parcell
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on the road again<br />
Ben Shaw - Raw <strong>Surf</strong>boards<br />
Kent Ladkin of Natural Necessity<br />
For fear of sounding like a broken record, I don’t<br />
want to go on too much about the drive from<br />
the Far South Coast of New South Wales to<br />
Wollongong but it is a must for anyone who hasn’t<br />
done it before. There is always a wave breaking<br />
somewhere and so many great little coastal towns<br />
along the way; Eden, Tathra, Bermagui, Broulee…<br />
you could spend weeks in the region.<br />
There are also so many cool surf shops and<br />
talented shapers to see along the way. In terms surf<br />
superstores you can’t go past Natural Necessity at<br />
Gerringong. It basically redefines what a surf shop<br />
is – it’s range of boards, accessories and clothing<br />
is incredible. You then have stalwarts of the local<br />
surfing communities like Southern Man <strong>Surf</strong> in<br />
Ulladulla, who also own the local Rip Curl shop<br />
as well. Kent and Juanita Saunders are salt of the<br />
earth people who always give you the time of day<br />
and will help get behind and support grassroots<br />
businesses like ourselves. Ocean & Earth also have<br />
their headquarters and a huge factory outlet in<br />
Sussex Inlet – try to escape there without spending<br />
some money. I never have.<br />
Then you have the super cool, hip little surf stores<br />
like Finbox in Thirroul and Switchfoot Boardstore<br />
in Pambula, owned and run by Jed Done of Jed<br />
Done <strong>Surf</strong>boards.<br />
Daren Glennan of Entity <strong>Surf</strong>boards<br />
On the shaper side of things, there good people<br />
such as Ben Shaw of Raw <strong>Surf</strong>boards who always<br />
has some super fine surfboards on the racks at<br />
his shaping shed in Tathra, or he can custom build<br />
one for you. There’s also Daren Glennan at Entity<br />
<strong>Surf</strong>boards in Culburra Beach who also makes some<br />
great performance shortboards, single fins and<br />
longboards as well. They’re just down-to-earth guys<br />
who are easy to talk with, who have a true passion<br />
for their craft. The kind of people that make these<br />
road trips so memorable and such fun to go on.<br />
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A whale of a time - Forrest Ladkin captures life in Gerroa.<br />
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who is he?<br />
It’s a question I’m regularly asked on my travels. Many people have seen his<br />
beautiful balsa creations in person or amidst the pages of <strong>Smorgasboarder</strong>, but<br />
often know little about the man and how his boards have become so highly sought<br />
after. When I recently caught up with Mark, I asked him that very question.<br />
photo: Ian Hamilton, Lime Light Creative Studios<br />
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“Well I’ve been making balsa wood surfboards now<br />
for 22 years. That all started by importing balsa<br />
wood from Ecuador and that was sort of a little bit<br />
of a sideline to what I was doing at the time. I was<br />
working as a carpenter and a builder, but I was just<br />
getting sick of the building industry. So, I bought<br />
some balsa back after a year trip around Central<br />
and South America and brought some sticks back<br />
with me, made a few boards up, realised how<br />
good balsa wood is - the actual material itself, how<br />
strong, light, easy to work with and how beautiful<br />
the boards are - and then went back and got a<br />
container. And so I’ve been doing that ever since. I<br />
phased out the building and have just been making<br />
boards since then and now getting balsa from<br />
Papua New Guinea.”<br />
The appeal of sourcing his balsa from PNG is the<br />
larger section lengths and the quality of the balsa;<br />
PNG balsa in the main is much lighter in colour and<br />
weight than Ecuadorian balsa. The logistics and<br />
pure time to import to Australia is also significantly<br />
simpler and more economical.<br />
Mark also has some trees north of Cairns that are<br />
nearing maturity and are ready to be harvested.<br />
The balsa from these trees is different in colour and<br />
weight again. This can be beneficial when looking<br />
to match colours with customer requirements.<br />
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“Certain customers want to match woodwork,<br />
furniture internally. So, I can pick through all my<br />
wood. I’ve got logs now. I’d have a thousand sticks<br />
in stock to pick from. If someone wants a certain<br />
length, size, width, density, colour, whatever, we can<br />
supply it.<br />
“I can supply a board, a wood blank, whatever<br />
stage they want it at, depending on their skills and<br />
their tools and whether they can get help off friends<br />
or teachers or whatever because everyone wants<br />
to have a go at making a board, but they might<br />
not have the skills to start it from the raw wood.<br />
Therefore, I’ll give them a blank half-shaped or three<br />
quarter-shaped where they just finish off the rails<br />
and glass it themselves.”<br />
Aside from shaping his own line of surfboards, Mark<br />
supplies balsa to many surfboard shapers across<br />
Australia and as far as the United States.<br />
“I’m making blanks up now for Hobie <strong>Surf</strong>boards<br />
in California. I’ll make up a solid blank. It’s like a<br />
classic mal blank with eight sticks, three stringers.<br />
I’ll send that over to California, they’ll shape that up.<br />
And you know, Pieter <strong>Surf</strong>boards up in Newcastle,<br />
they’ll order blanks, McTavish orders blanks,<br />
Bennetts order a lot of blanks. I’ll supply balsa for<br />
stringers to Bennetts and also to Midget Farrelly’s<br />
<strong>Surf</strong> Blanks.<br />
Anything’s possible with balsa. You know, there’s<br />
a lot of history there. It goes back to the 50’s and<br />
60’s and it’s such a good material to be shaping<br />
next to foam, or next to cedar, to give the great<br />
characteristics of the old time.”<br />
Smorgasboader readers would also be aware of<br />
Mark’s regular surf and surfboard shaping trips over<br />
to Papua New Guinea.<br />
“Yeah, I go over there every year and we’re about<br />
to head back over in November. Usually we go<br />
before or just after the season, but this year we’re<br />
going early November, which is peak season for<br />
surfing. We’ve got a couple of spare spots available<br />
if anyone’s interested. You can come over and just<br />
surf if you want to or fish or dive and if you wanted<br />
to make a board, you can; next to me and a couple<br />
of other guys or you can just watch one being<br />
made.”<br />
With Mark’s guidance you will learn to shape a solid<br />
balsa surfboard that is sure to last a lifetime.<br />
“The other type of board I’ll do is a foam core with<br />
a Balsa skin over the top. But we just don’t have<br />
the tools and the material and the technology over<br />
there to be able to do that. I did do it on one trip<br />
and it nearly killed me. I did four or five boards with<br />
foam and I came back a wreck. We had problems<br />
with humidity and resins and everything, but we’ve<br />
sort of got over the resin side of thing. I’m using a<br />
UV cure resin now. Humidity doesn’t affect that. But<br />
yeah, that’s been an experience going back there<br />
once, twice a year. We’ve taken schools over there;<br />
20 kids over there, made boards and helped the<br />
locals. Helped the locals learn how to make a board<br />
and how to use balsa. That’s been successful.”<br />
As mentioned, Mark not only shapes solid balsa<br />
collectibles but high-performance recycled foamcore,<br />
balsa-skin shortboards, longboards, fishes<br />
and funboards right through to alaias and standup<br />
paddleboards.<br />
“Everything is custom made. So the customer<br />
comes to me saying, you know, I like this sort of<br />
board but I’d like something bigger or smaller or<br />
whatever. Everything’s built by hand, you know.<br />
There’s no computers here. We make templates up.<br />
We’re doing rocker templates and rail templates,<br />
and deck templates and everything to, you know,<br />
get things right for customers. No two boards<br />
are the same. We like to keep them unique and<br />
individual and the customer can put their little touch<br />
on it. They want a nose block, tail block, certain glue<br />
up in a fin, certain sunrise in a D fin, you know, 10<br />
stringers if they really want. I’ve built boards with 40<br />
stringers in it for a 40th birthday.”<br />
The only issue with Mark’s boards is that customers<br />
don’t return unless they are after a new shape.<br />
“My boards are a lot stronger than a regular<br />
polyurethane blank board, mainly because of the<br />
density of balsa, the glue-up we’re doing, the<br />
laminations - you know, give it extra strength. I’ve<br />
had three snaps in 20 years, so that’s a pretty good<br />
record. And in those three snaps it was pretty much<br />
an internal glue-up. It wasn’t to the right specs.<br />
So, I replaced those boards. I’ve done probably<br />
over a thousand finished boards, probably another<br />
thousand blanks and another thousand kits on top<br />
of that in 20 years.”<br />
balsasurfboardsriley.com<br />
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Everything’s built by hand, you know.<br />
There’s no computers here.<br />
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photo: Ian Hamilton, Lime Light Creative Studios
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end of the road<br />
And with my final interview done and dusted it was time<br />
to hit the road singing that classic Boyz II Men song<br />
everyone loves but very few admit to:<br />
Although we’ve come<br />
To the end of the road<br />
Still I can’t let go<br />
It’s unnatural<br />
You belong to me<br />
I belong to you<br />
Yes, I belong to the road and it to me. It is in my blood. But I shall<br />
return. Look out for our next edition where we pick up Part 2 of our<br />
Roadtrip – the Sunny Coast to Sydney.<br />
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painting the waves<br />
words: tami argaman<br />
Mitch Revs is a 28 year old self-taught artist from<br />
Newcastle. He started surfing when he was 10<br />
years old, but back then he had no idea what a big<br />
influence it would have on his career today.<br />
“I was never competitive, it was all about fun and<br />
mateship” Mitch says.<br />
“<strong>Surf</strong> is therapy for me, it’s a way to clear my head<br />
and get away from the pressure of work and life in<br />
general.”<br />
Mitch works as a free-lance artist and designer,<br />
which makes it easy for him to work on the road<br />
and see the world. He creates content for national<br />
and international brands as well as custom<br />
artworks and murals.<br />
“Art is a way for me to express my<br />
life and leave my positive print on<br />
society” Mitch says.<br />
Charity is a big part of his motivation. “I love<br />
supporting organisations who have a mission to<br />
bring happiness into the work”. Thanks Mitch, we<br />
love supporting people like you.<br />
more info: @mitchrevs<br />
www.mitchrevs.com<br />
mitchrevsart@gmail.com<br />
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gear<br />
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black magic<br />
Mitchell Rae and Isaac Harry of Outer Island <strong>Surf</strong>boards have done it again.<br />
Pure surfing alchemy. Mitchell explained the build process.<br />
“We rose to the challenge on this one. It’s a Black<br />
Magic custom order 6’4” twin fin for Lewy.<br />
“Lewy’s wife, Nerida, presented us with some great<br />
ideas for her hubby’s new twin fin, stuff we hadn’t<br />
done before. She took charge of the design/ art<br />
side of the order.<br />
“I’ve been taking note of some of the recent<br />
work coming out contrasting high gloss and matt<br />
finishes. It’s tricky but the end result is stunning. It’s<br />
hard enough to do just as rails and panels let alone<br />
what we did, picking out the Spirit Eye in black on<br />
black, gloss and matt.<br />
“We glassed the board with black pigment tints<br />
to start and worked out the rest as we went. The<br />
bottom took some head work as well with Isaac<br />
doing some test panels to get the best results.”<br />
The board is truly something else. Indeed, when<br />
you came across boards like these, as you so<br />
often do when you pay a visit to the Outer Island<br />
<strong>Surf</strong>boards’ factory, you are taken aback. We just<br />
had to put this in the mag to share with our readers.<br />
“We nailed it I reckon. It’s a great looking board<br />
all round, handshaped with a nice balance of old<br />
school and new wave elements. It looked great<br />
just in black glass tints before the other design<br />
elements were added. The clients are stoked with<br />
the finished results.”<br />
Now that’s what we call a custom build.<br />
outerislandsurfboards.com<br />
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9’4” double cedar<br />
stringers with green<br />
tint #surfboard<br />
#surfart #resinart<br />
Hellcat 4 Channel Twin Fin<br />
5’7’’ x 19 ” x 2 5 / 16”<br />
RAW SURFBOARDS<br />
340 Tathra Road, Tathra, NSW<br />
E: rawsurfboards@aapt.net.au<br />
M: 0417 910 <strong>43</strong>2<br />
Sexy set of Glide twin fins off<br />
my own template that equates<br />
to speeed to burn. Cool resin<br />
tint with cut laps and available<br />
in all sizes.<br />
DARREN DICKSON SURFBOARDS<br />
Shed 4, 10 Baines Cr, Torquay, Vic<br />
P: 0<strong>43</strong>7 246 848<br />
E: dickosurf@gmail.com<br />
The Cage Fighter<br />
Greg Hogan was Inspired by Tony “Dorris” Eltherington while on<br />
a surf charter in the Mentawais. Designed to be ridden in good<br />
quality waves (bigger than the length would suggest) but also<br />
works in the local beachies. Full nose area for ease of entry<br />
into waves, pin tail and 5 fin setup as standard (for versatility)<br />
“the ultimate 1 board Indo quiver”. Full range in store, but often<br />
custom made to order!<br />
ISLAND SURFBOARDS<br />
147 THOMPSON AVENUE, COWES VIC P: 03 5952 2578 | E: cowes@islandsurfboards.com.au<br />
225 SMITHS BEACH ROAD, SMITHS BEACH, VIC P: 03 5952 34<strong>43</strong> | E: cowes@islandsurfboards.com.au<br />
ISLANDSURFBOARDS.COM.AU<br />
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19” x 23’’ x 16 ½”<br />
Owner Operated Model, 9’4 to 10’2<br />
This model has a scooped out concave leading to a flat area for<br />
stablilty and roll in the tail, 50/50 rails. It is our go to log, it nose rides<br />
a dream and easily jams nice turns off the rear. 100% handshaped<br />
and made on the central coast NSW. $1300 comes with fin and tint<br />
or spray of your choice.<br />
IMPRINT SURFBOARDS<br />
Central Coast, NSW<br />
E: imprintsurfboards@hotmail.com<br />
M: 0451 220 800<br />
This is becoming a popular shape from 6’ thru to 8’. Fuller nose outline<br />
and a nice rounded pin tail. 10” Center box and quad options.<br />
Gets your wave count up but still lively off the tail.<br />
This ones 7’4”- 22 1/4”- 3 1/8”- 53.6lts. Resin<br />
tint swirl bottom and rails 4x6x4 oz glassing.<br />
#clarksurfboards #thedingking #madeinsa<br />
#burfordblanks #ridefutures #custom<br />
THE DING KING / CLARK SURFBOARDS<br />
Units 7 & 8, 9 Chapman Road, Hackham, SA<br />
E: leightonclark01@yahoo.com.au<br />
M: 0422 4<strong>43</strong> 789<br />
CHRIS GARRETT SHAPES /<br />
PHANTOM SURFBOARDS<br />
M: 0424 450 690<br />
E: phantomsurfboards@gmail.com<br />
CHRISGARRETTSHAPES.COM.AU<br />
Custom surfboards, contact Chris<br />
or see Board Culture at Mermaid<br />
Beach for stock boards<br />
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Not the newest newest edition<br />
to our longboard line up but<br />
one of the most popular, I<br />
can’t put into words how well<br />
this board is working and how<br />
positive the feedback has<br />
been. Since my first one I’ve<br />
been hooked. Devon Howard<br />
described it as the best<br />
longboard he’s ever had. And<br />
has been riding it non stop for<br />
the past 2 years.<br />
A long, medium width blended<br />
nose concave that flows<br />
into a slight roll through the<br />
back end. Foiled right out the<br />
nose and tail with 50/50 rails<br />
through out its like everything<br />
I’ve ever wanted in longboard<br />
perfectly balanced and rolled<br />
into the per board.<br />
Recommended Skill Level,<br />
beginner to advanced<br />
Length 9’0” to 10’2”<br />
Thickness 2 ½ to 3 ½”<br />
Width 22 ½ to 24”<br />
THOMAS SURFBOARDS<br />
4 Project Ave, Noosaville<br />
THOMASSURFBOARDS.COM<br />
BANTAM<br />
is in our performance<br />
series. The<br />
combination of<br />
moderate rocker,<br />
medium rail, and<br />
single concave<br />
running off the tail,<br />
allows this board to<br />
maintain speed and<br />
manoeuverability in<br />
critical sections and<br />
drive through the flat<br />
sections. Suited for<br />
beach breaks and<br />
points.<br />
Different strokes for different folks.<br />
I make surfboards specifically tailored to the rider not<br />
carbon copy cut-outs. Talk to me about your next<br />
custom. Shortboards through to longboards and<br />
everything in between.<br />
Available sizes 5’6-6’<br />
FCSII-FUTURE-Thruster<br />
PU-EPS/Epoxy<br />
RABBIDGE SURF DESIGNS<br />
P: 02 4456 4038<br />
M: 0427 767 176<br />
E: markrab88@gmail.com<br />
ROOSTER BRAND<br />
Instagram,Facebook & Tumblr: roosterbrand<br />
E: roosterbrandltd@hotmail.com<br />
WWW.ROOSTERBRANDLTD.COM<br />
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F1 GUN HP<br />
9’9’’ x 23 1 / 4 ” x 3 1 / 4”<br />
Designed for<br />
powerful surf or<br />
Longboarders that<br />
don’t want to go to<br />
the nose. Single /<br />
double concave with<br />
continuous curve<br />
rocker. Available<br />
as a custom from<br />
9ft- 12 ft.<br />
NMC SURFBOARDS<br />
Barwon Heads, Victoria<br />
M: 0<strong>43</strong>8 800 539<br />
E: nmcsurf@bigpond.com<br />
5’8 x 19 ½ x 2 7/16 –<br />
30.7L<br />
SWORDFISH<br />
Easy speed, super<br />
responsive but with<br />
plenty of hold for<br />
drawn out turns. Will<br />
perform equally as well<br />
in clean hollow waves<br />
or soft summer swells.<br />
My personal favourite<br />
and daily go to board!<br />
Made in our certified<br />
Ecoboard construction.<br />
Call us to find out<br />
more..<br />
BLACK SQUARE SURFBOARDS<br />
1/28a Acacia Ave Port Macquarie, 2444<br />
M: 0407 604 753<br />
E: info@blacksquaresurfboards.com.au<br />
BLACKSQUARESURFBOARDS.COM.AU<br />
OKE SURFBOARDS<br />
1/1-7 Canterbury Rd, Braeside, VIC<br />
M: 03 9587 3553<br />
E: rory@okesurfboards.com<br />
OKESURFBOARDS.COM<br />
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support the grassroots<br />
surf directory<br />
alkali adorn<br />
Beautifully handcrafted artisan jewellery with rustic unpolished<br />
silver, gorgeous shells and precious stones to create one-of-a-kind<br />
pieces. Inspired by the surf and the natural wonders of the sea.<br />
Contact Kate Jones, to order your own unique piece.<br />
the surf emporium<br />
Clothing, wetsuits, surfboards, surfboard and wetsuit rentals.<br />
Open 7 days 9am – 5pm<br />
Volcom Lane, Raglan<br />
P: +64 7 282 0018 E: info@raglansurfemporium.com<br />
raglansurfemporium.com<br />
the board shop<br />
New Zealand’s <strong>Surf</strong> Specialists – The Board Shop has been at<br />
the cutting edge of hi-tech epoxy surfboard, longboard and SUP<br />
technology for over 20 years. Drop in or check them out online.<br />
49 Barrys Point Rd, Takapuna, Auckland<br />
P: +64 9 486 0930 | theboardshop.co.nz<br />
coolest spot in town<br />
A front row seat to beautiful Lyall Bay, Wellington’s top surf spot and<br />
the best brunch around!<br />
Located at Lyall Bay at Wellington. Opened 7am – 5pm<br />
maranuicafe.co.nz<br />
new zealand<br />
jiff morris<br />
jeff@smorgasboarder.co.nz<br />
0220 9<strong>43</strong> 913<br />
island surf shack<br />
Gear we carry: Carve sunnies, watches, clothing, boards & surf<br />
hardware, Ocean & Earth clothing & surf hardware, Maddog Boards<br />
& surfing hardware, Bear clothing, Bamboozld Bamboo Socks &<br />
Boxer shorts, Mexican Bajas , Sunbum sunscreen, ILoveEarth<br />
recyclable collapsible reusable coffee cups, Old Guys Rule Tees &<br />
accessories, Nepalese woollen yin yang jumpers & ponchos, Golden<br />
Breed, Hawaiian dashboard hula girls, coconut soy candles, Kombi<br />
giftlines and replicas, fun beach and hawaiian gift lines.<br />
150A Thompson Avenue, Cowes,<br />
Ph: 03 5952 1659<br />
for<br />
more<br />
enquiries<br />
australia<br />
tami argaman<br />
tami@smorgasboarder.com.au<br />
0466 <strong>43</strong>9 330<br />
smorgasboarder.com.au<br />
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the heart of the surf community<br />
your original surf shop - packed full of the best gear<br />
Celebrating great customer service along with the latest surf gear<br />
and fashion for 44 years and going strong.<br />
T7, 119 Princes Highway, Woolworths Centre, Ulladulla<br />
P: (02) 4454 4904<br />
Instagram: @southernmansurf<br />
southernman.com.au<br />
goodtime surf skate and sail<br />
Caring for a surfer’s every need since 1971.<br />
Goodtime <strong>Surf</strong> Skate and Sail @goodtimesurfandsail<br />
29 Ipswich Rd, Woolloongabba 4102, QLD<br />
Car-park at rear of the store, off Gibbon St<br />
P: (07) 3391 8588 E: info@goodtime.com.au<br />
www.goodtime.com.au<br />
surfware australia<br />
So much surf gear in store you will be amazed!<br />
From surfboards to skateboards, wetties, surfwear and all the latest<br />
gadgets. SPECIAL FOR THIS ISSUE: LADIES BIKINIS 50% OFF &<br />
MENS TEES 2 FOR $40.<br />
2 Bulock Street, Caloundra Qld<br />
P: 07 5491 3620 surfwareaustralia.com<br />
surfing accessories<br />
We have Australia’s hottest new surfing accessories to keep you<br />
in the surf longer. Our innovative products can help you enjoy the<br />
surf and outdoors even more and provide you with protection and<br />
comfort as you follow your passion! Stockists of H2Odyssey webbed<br />
gloves and X-STING-WISH®IT. Organic sting relief.<br />
seeyououtthere.com.au<br />
tried and trusted blanks<br />
Family owned and run for the past 55 years, our consistency is the<br />
best in the world. Our blanks come in a multitude of different lengths,<br />
rockers and weights. We also have an extensive variety of timber<br />
stringers of varying widths. And we have all the shaping tools you<br />
need to make a board from scratch!<br />
5 Stewart Road, Currumbin Qld<br />
P: 07 5534 3777 burfordblanksaustralia.com.au<br />
for your culinary delights<br />
The Rivermouth General Store. Great coffee + speciality teas,<br />
gourmet food, fresh juices, smoothies, art, awesome vibe, surfing<br />
stories + the floor is worth reading.<br />
101 Sunpatch Parade, Tomakin Nsw<br />
Instagram: @therivermouth<br />
Facebook: The Rivermouth General Store<br />
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indo surf travel insurance<br />
The NEW Travel Insurance that also<br />
covers<br />
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Price Beat Guarantee!<br />
indosurf.com.au<br />
PIHA<br />
DOMAIN<br />
MOTOR CAMP<br />
piha domain motor camp<br />
Camp on the beach in front of the iconic<br />
Lion Rock, at one NZ’s top surf breaks.<br />
Rates from $18 a night for tent sites.<br />
E: pihacamp@xtra.co.nz<br />
P: +64 9 812 8815<br />
raglan longboards<br />
Quality surfboards Long or Short<br />
Short or Long term rentals<br />
Mickey T. custom shapes<br />
Full repair service.<br />
P: +64 7 825 0544<br />
raglanlongboards.co.nz<br />
surfboards designed and shaped<br />
by mike jolly<br />
Full repair service. Rentals, surfing gear<br />
and good advice.<br />
122 Seaview Road, Piha Beach NZ<br />
P: +64 9 812 8723<br />
pihasurf@xtra.co.nz<br />
sup centre<br />
Life’s better standing up. A one stop<br />
shop for everything SUP with the best<br />
brands, range, prices and expertise. With<br />
access to all the major SUP brands in NZ,<br />
through a nationwide delivery service.<br />
20 Melrose Street, Newmarket, NZ<br />
P: +64 9 520 3366<br />
supcentre.co.nz<br />
standup paddle boarding nz<br />
South Island’s complete SUP centre.<br />
Lessons, hire, demo, training, sales.<br />
Unit 2, 1030 Ferry Road,<br />
Christchurch NZ<br />
P: +64 3 384 5086<br />
groundswell.co.nz<br />
brunswick surf shop<br />
Chock full of awesome threads, sunnies,<br />
surf and skate accessories, Therapy,<br />
Matt Hurworth and RA Hand Shaped<br />
<strong>Surf</strong>boards to have the locals frothing.<br />
1/12 The Terrace, Brunswick Heads NSW<br />
p: 02 6685 1283<br />
brunswicksurf.com.au<br />
preece’s surf shop<br />
Plenty of new and used surfboards,<br />
bodyboards, wetsuits, clothing and<br />
accessories. The only surf shop right on<br />
the coast. Open 7 days.<br />
159 Esplanade, Port Noarlunga Sth, SA<br />
P: 08 8386 0404<br />
preece-sthport-surf.com.au<br />
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Fun fact: <strong>Surf</strong>ing naked is called a ‘hang-eleven’ (from surfing-waves.com).<br />
...until next time, cheerio! The smorgasboarders.