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W H E N U N I V E R S E S C O L L I D E
A tale of Proffesor Ludwig the duck and his
journey to save reality
Caleb Chase
Cody Brassard
Copyright © 2018

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When Universes Collide
Copyright © 2018 by Caleb Chase
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This book is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, organiza- tions, places, events
and incidents either are the product of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any
resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, events, or locales is entirely coincidental.
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ISBN: 123456789
First Edition: October 13th
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C H A P T E R O N E
A situation in the Situation room
As president Trump sits at his desk in the oval office a sigh is released
for the stress of the past week has been enormous. The country is rioting
because Mcdoanlds just announced the discontinuation of the filet o fish, a
favorite for Trump. Trump takes out his phone and begins crafting a tweet,
halfway through a whitehouse aid enters the office and greets Trump with a
nervous tone and drops a pile of papers on his desk. TOP SECRET is printed
across the top. More from Area 51? Trump asks as he clicks “send tweet”.
Yes I don’t even have clearance to read whats in those documents sir but the
man that delivered these was white as a ghost and explained you needed to
see them immediately.
Trump signals the aid can leave with a slap on the ass, creating a
somewhat akward sexual tension in the room. Trump looks at the first
sentence in the document and nearly shits himself. Immedietly Trump
phones Area 51 and is put on with a high-ranking official on a secure line.
Trump almost screaming asks, how did you idiots let them them find out
about the duck? Sir, sir I can explain! Says the top ranking official. Trump
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world is at risk and then slams down the phone so hard it breaks in half and
turns into a dead hamster. He looks at the hamster and can feel his heart drop
to his chest and through the floor and through the ground and out the other
side of the planet. He thinks to himself, it’s happening…
Immeditley Trump calls for a meeting in the situation room. Trump
calls his top aid from his cell phone and simply says “Dark Ages” and hangs
up the phone. Meanwhile Vice President Pence is having lunch with his wife
at the white house when he receives a call from Trumps top aid alerting him
of the situation.
Pence tells his wife it’s important and rushes off the the situation room.
As word is getting out that something is wrong the tension in the whitehouse
is so strong you could probably feel it from outer space. As all the top
decision makers are rushing to the situation room an egg gets up and walks
across the table. Everyone stares as the egg grows hands and legs and flips
off the president before jumping off the table and splattering.
At this point everyone familiar with the situation is extremely on edge.
Trump starts out saying “they found out about Proffesor Ludwig the decoy
at some point during the meeting. It is unclear exactly what the aliens are
planning on doing but after a brief phone call with Steve from area 51 it
seems that the documents are true and they sent a goatman to negotiate the
peace contract and it went extremely bad, it was a goat with multiple
personality disorders, possessing some sort of alien technology that can alter
reality as we know it.
So, you telling me that our plan to send a talking duck to meet with
aliens to keep them from knowing what humans really look like backfired!?
Yes, im afraid so said Trump. Ivanka, Trumps daughter chimes in and asks
if professor Ludwig has returned from the moon base, and Trump explains
that in the report apparently Professor Ludwig and the goatman alien with
multiple personalitys and a scepter that can alter reality have been somehow
teleported to earth and that the aliens are very upset we would send a duck
to try to trick them. Pence chimes in, oh god so your telling me that theirs
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an intelligent goat possessing a reality scepter and a super genious duck just
running loose somewhere?
Trump-Yes, it appears so we need to track down Proffesor Ludwig, and
have him help us eliminate the goatman before the whole world and reality
as we know it turns to dust!
Pence turns toward Trump and gives him an affirming look, he points
to the American flag and proudly says, we’re America, we can do it! And
out of nowhere the strips on the American flag fall off. It appears the aliens
and the goatman are targeting the whitehouse first, since it was Trump who
made the call to send a duck to the secret moonbase on the dark side of the
moon to negotiate a peace contract between the aliens and America. Trump
and Pence call General Mattis, who was vacationing in Mexico at the time,
and inform him he is needed at the whitehouse.
Trump whispers the codeword “Dark Ages” signaling that the alien
meeting went terribly wrong and some sort of military action was probably
going to be necessary. Mattis imedietly gets on an airplane and heads to
Washington D.C. Immidietly the top advisors start making phone calls and
start coming up with a plan but deep down Trump has a terrible gut feeling
that there is not much that he can do despite the 600 billion dollar military
budget and thousands of nuclear warheads, for this was not a enemy you
could shoot at it was an enemy that could literally turn water into oatmeal
and then to plastic.
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What is going on?
Meanwhile in a small town named Wells, located on the east coast of Maine
a local man is out by the river enjoying some beers when out of nowhere a
duck emerges from the water and heads towards the man.
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