The Sandbag Times Issue No: 50
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MRS FOX GOES TO WAR<br />
Mrs Fox Goes<br />
To War...<br />
<strong>The</strong> Chronicles of Little Hope<br />
1939 - 1945<br />
Villager of the month:<br />
Mrs Lavina Fox<br />
Lavinia Fox. Old school. Born 'behind the Colours'<br />
to military parents somewhere in India at a date<br />
she keeps conveniently forgetting to mention.<br />
Hardy perennial Girl Guide. Diarist. Avid collector<br />
of odd people. Scourge of the Wehrmacht.<br />
Churchill’s greatest admirer (read: stalker).<br />
Letter of the Month<br />
<strong>The</strong>re’s a cautionary tale from Hilda Ffinch this festive season!<br />
<strong>The</strong> moral: Better a pig in the bath than a night in<br />
<strong>The</strong> Stoker’s Arms...<br />
Miss Dora Millington<br />
‘Trollop’s End’<br />
Slack Bottom<br />
Greater Hope<br />
7th April 1942<br />
Dear Ms Ffinch,<br />
Dear Ms Ffinch,<br />
I share my home with my great aunt Doris - a wonderfully<br />
stoic lady who is an admirably self sufficient character.<br />
Anyhow, I have just returned home from my weekly WI<br />
meeting, I was greeted by the hanging corpse of a fully<br />
grown pig over our bath tub!<br />
Fortunately for Winston, the Cabinet War Rooms<br />
were jolly secure...<br />
Hilda Ffinch:<br />
<strong>The</strong> Bird With All <strong>The</strong> Answers<br />
To say it was a shock to see this big porker hanging in the<br />
bathroom is an understatement and I wonder how on<br />
earth to broach the subject of having a bath this evening.<br />
<strong>The</strong> thought of wallowing in the bath tub with pig trotters<br />
dangling over my head makes me feel rather queasy.<br />
Please could you advise on how to broach the subject of<br />
how I may perform my necessary ablutions?<br />
Yours sincerely<br />
Dora Millington (miss)<br />
Dear Dora,<br />
If, as I suspect, your great aunt Doris is actually Doris<br />
‘Curmudgeon’ Millington, the former landlady of <strong>The</strong><br />
Stoker’s Arms on the moor above Greater Hope, where the<br />
best brawn in Yorkshire was to be had prior to the Meat<br />
Emporium on the High Street here in Little Hope opening,<br />
then you’re skating on very thin ice indeed, my dear.<br />
Let me take you back to the great blizzard of 1913 (long<br />
before my time, obviously) to the night when your great<br />
aunt first appeared at <strong>The</strong> Stoker’s Arms, having travelled<br />
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