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H<br />

ello. We’ve not done a proper letter from the editor (in this case<br />

editors) in COYOTE, but you may have noticed we are trying new<br />

things. So far, I can say that the experience of writing one of these is<br />

awkward. I feel like there should be some profound advice or<br />

comment weaved through these sentences, but per usual I am coming up blank.<br />

Instead, what has been plaguing mind over these past few minutes, as I force out<br />

words in any attempt to be witty, is a question that no doubt bothers you. Why<br />

did Tears for Fears only use the guitar riff at the beginning of ‘Everybody Wants<br />

to Rule the World’ as the intro?<br />

I can’t promise any concrete answers to this question within the issue. I’m sorry.<br />

But I can promise that you will be somewhat entertained for at least 30 minutes.<br />

We have a menagerie of content within the following pages: a critic of The<br />

Simpsons, a history on Indian Feminism, and another capricious quiz. So, plough<br />

ahead with a cautious mindset. And, be ready to have any novelty hamburger<br />

socks you may be wearing, blown off your feet. Because, an unbelievable level of<br />

effort has gone into co-ordinating this; the WhatsApp threads will prove it.<br />

Proceed, and never google ‘Shingle Surfing.’<br />

CONTRIBUTORS<br />

EDITORS:<br />

Misanthropic McNugget<br />

Velvet Thunder<br />

Little Britches<br />

WRITERS:<br />

Little Britches<br />

Misanthropic McNugget<br />

Smooth-talkin Thompson<br />

Maria Polina<br />

Cuzy-moto<br />

CREATIVE DICTATOR:<br />

Anna-Liza-Beth II<br />

EMOTIONAL SUPPORT:<br />

Theodore Foster<br />

Jack Agarwal<br />

DESIGN & LAYOUT:<br />

Identity Withheld<br />

SOCIAL MEDIA:<br />

Misanthropic McNugget<br />

Little Britches<br />

WEBSITE:<br />

Little Britches<br />

Misanthropic McNugget<br />

Velvet Thunder<br />

HONORABLE MENTIONS:<br />

The Canal<br />

Evening Standard Crosswords<br />

Equity & Trusts<br />

Barbara Streisand<br />

Friends of Friends<br />

Everyone on my enemy list<br />

Jodie Comer<br />

Baby-bell cheeses<br />

Slow replies on WhatsApp<br />

Deadlines<br />

Saturday Morning<br />

Ice in Baileys<br />

Loveless Marriages<br />

User-friendly legal databases<br />

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