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[DOWNLOAD IN @PDF] Sh*t My Dad Says [K.I.N.D.L.E]

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I have no idea why I'm sopping wet in this photo, but I'm going to guess it's because I rolled in
something filthy or spilled something on myself. Hosing me down was my dadâ€s favorite
method for cleaning me off. Here I am with my dad in his garden, which he adores and whose
upkeep he takes very seriously. 'It's my first love, besides your mother and horse racing. And you
and your brothers, too, I suppose,' heâ€s said. My dad used to carry me on his shoulders quite a
bit when I was a child--until the time I accidentally urinated on him while I was up there. We were
at a neighborâ€s house and he quickly ran outside, threw me off, ripped off his shirt, then hosed
me down like he was from the CDC and I'd come in contact with the Ebola Virus. My dad is an avid
reader, and all throughout my childhood heâ€d come home after working for 12 hours and
weâ€d sit on the couch and read together. My familyâ€s trip to the Grand Canyon in 1983 was
one of only two family vacations we took. It coincided with the time when my dad started to lose
his hair, and decided he'd wear hats to mask his increasing baldness. It wasnâ€t long before he
changed his tune, tossed the caps, and decided he didnâ€t care what anyone else thought. Sh*t
My Dad Says is f______ great!...Very funny, very irreverent, very real. Itâ€s refreshing at a time
when weâ€re all choking to death on political correctness and can go for days without meeting a
single person with common sense.― (Janet Evanovich, Time Magazine)“This book is
ridiculously hilarious, and makes my father look like a normal member of society.― (Chelsea
Handler)“Shoot-beer-out-your-nose funny.― (Maxim)“A fun gift book that is bound to crack
up anyone who flips through it.― (Los Angeles Times)“If youâ€re wondering if there is a real
man behind the quotes on Twitter, the answer is a definite and laugh-out-loud yes.― (Christian
Lander, New York Times bestselling author of Stuff White People Like)“Read this unless
youâ€re allergic to laughing.― (Kristen Bell)“Justin Halpern tosses lightning bolts of laughter
out of his pocket like he is shooting dice in a back alley. In one sweep of a paragraph, he ranges
from hysterical to disgusting to touching―and does it all seamlessly. Sh*t My Dad Says is a
really, really funny book.― (Laurie Notaro, New York Times bestselling author of The Idiot
Girls†Action-Adventure Club)“Justin Halpernâ€s dad is up there with Aristotle and
Winston F*cking Churchill. Heâ€s brilliant, and his sonâ€s book is absolutely hilarious.― (A.J.
Jacobs, New York Times bestselling author of The Know-It-All) See all Editorial Reviews