allure 03 May 2020

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Demystifying Side Chicks’ Sex Tricks
Being locked down does not mean you are locked
out. If you happen to be quarantined with your
spouse, perhaps you should breathe a sigh of relief
that at least, you got to be locked down with someone
you are in sexual relationship with. Now, you have all
the time to tick off everything on your sex list as
everyday now looks like a dirty day/weekend.
Actually, you can get a sex swing and start a
lockdown sex blog by learning about the sex tricks,
side chicks use in getting married men.
A number of women are losing their partners to
side chicks/girlfriends; without knowing exactly what
attracts the men to these strange women.
Hello wives! you need to know the sexual secrets
of these faceless girlfriends. Painful as it may sound,
a lot of these so-called side chicks are a lot better in
bed than many housewives. For this reason, wives
have got to step up their game, and beat side chicks
in their dirty games.
The following are their secrets, take advantage of
them and get your man back.
Side chicks understand that one of the
weaknesses of most men is sex, and they gladly use
it to their benefit. Wives pretend to be nonchalant
about this, instead of using sex to create intimacy
with their husbands, they end up using it to create
animosity, anger, bitterness between them and their
husbands. Be diligent, use sex as a tool of love to
create intimacy in your marriage, never use sex to
destroy your marriage, use it to build.
According to a report, most guys said that their
wives hated kissing which made it difficult getting a
decent kiss from their wives. Whereas, girlfriends on
the other hand, are experts in this area; they kiss like
mad and use kissing as a weapon to hook the men.
Kissing is one of the most successful ways to express
intimacy; it says ‘’l love you’’ in a very special way.
Wives- don’t turn kissing to wrestling in your
marriage, stop being local and kiss your husband
even when he is not expecting it.
A man once said he doesn’t like to see his wife in
panties because according to him, she always looks
like a wrestler. Most wives are like this; they are fond
of wearing unattractive underwear and sometimes
even wearing shirts meant for men. The
extreme is going to bed with a
wrapper tied around the chest for
nightgown.
Side chicks can never be
caught in this web; they are
creative in this regard,
very fond of wearing
neat, sexy panties
and bra. They also
wear them in
eye-catching
colours.
Wives- wake
up, be aware that
fashion starts from
under, not from head
gear or designer
bags. The real
fashion is looking
sexy when you get
to undress before
your husband. Get
killer underwear to
entice your spouse.
Side babes do not only wear sexy underwear, they
also wear killer night gowns. Wives on the other
hand, dress to bed looking like a soldier. Normally,
you dress up when you are going out and dress down
when going to bed. You also have to dress to capture
the imagination of your husband, by getting a very
sexy, night wear for your husband’s eyes only. Men
are virtual, they are moved by what they see. Let your
husband see the angel in you.
Married women see love making as a chore; a dirt
one at that. Some even wish it is removed from
matrimony. Side chicks see intercourse as a serious
business; they can go to any length to keep their
clients and customers as they readily use all
marketing strategies, from branding, packaging, to
even advertisement.
Wives- begin to see love making as a serious
business; rebrand yourself and repackage yourself
because you are the real product not the side babes.
Majority of housewives are usually fond of asking
their husbands “Is it food?” What a brainless
question! It’s not just food, it’s more than that.
Girlfriends are aware of the fact that men see sex as
food; hence, they serve it hot and better.
Wives- get into the game and treat sex as food for
your husband, make sure to serve it better than ever.
Never again ask, “is it food?” it is more than that, a
sexually satisfied man is an emotionally stable man.
Many housewives hardly think of sex, they are
always occupied with thoughts of babies/children,
house cleaning, cooking and washing. Intercourse is
never part of them as they never think of it.
Side chicks have sex in their thoughts most of the
time and this helps them prepare their body. No
wonder they hardly look tired for it.
Wives- Add sex to your list of things to do at least,
two or three times a week. Have it in mind and see
how your marriage will turn out to be. It will definitely
be worth your while.
Truth be told, these side chicks actually plan for
sex the way you plan for your cooking. They look
forward to it and carry their clients along in their plans.
Wives- create sex menu and plan for sex in your
marriage. Carry your husband along in
planning for sex in your marriage,
let it be part of your schedule
and your man will
appreciate you for it.
These strange ladies
do set table for great sex
with soft music; coloured
light, candle light,
perfumed bed, velvet bed
sheet, sexy outlook and
even slippery fingers. Are
you still wondering why
men keep going to them?
Now you know the reason.
Wives- get deliberate in
setting the table for
copulation in your
wedlock. Get creative,
surprise your husband
with sexy outlook when
he arrives from work.
To be continued...
Talk
SPOT
By - Rita Okoye
What some of your favourite
celebrities said and we listened.
“Ships don’t sink because of
the water around them. Ships
sinks because of the water
that gets into them. Eric
Butterworth validated this by
saying, “things may happen
around you, things may
happen to you but the only
thing that truly counts are the
things that happen within
you.” So, don’t let your
conditions weigh you down”.
Adedimeji Lateef
reassures all.
“Things will certainly get better
after this. We shall overcome and
gain what we have lost in these
past days. Nobody hypes you
better than you, after the lockdown,
go out and do great things. Do
things better than you would have
done them before but with your
masks of course and hand
sanitizers in your pockets”.
Yvonne Jegede
reemphasizes on the
importance of personal health.
“Now, I appreciate the sun, in
fact I miss it. Shine on me,
beat me, in fact tan me, do
me as you like because a
month without your touch has
been odd. You make me
glow yet still make me grow
(old) our love though is a love
& hate one but I just can’t do
without you. I love you.”
Ngozi Nwosu’s letter to
Sun.
“Let’s just say this early. When
the lockdown eases next
week, it doesn’t mean we are
free of the virus. It doesn’t
mean you should stop
washing your hands. It
doesn’t mean you should start
gathering in large numbers.
Get your masks on readiness.
Avoid handshakes and hugs.
Limit where you place your
hands in public. Have your
sanitizer with you
EVERYTIME”.
Akin Alabi cautions
Lagosians, others.
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/ May 3, 2020