27651564-Creative-Writing

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Maria Ramona P. Atilano
BFA Creative Writing
Monette (Moh-net), a member of the Matalimus gandamus
species; This certified poetry and philosophy junky can
come up with crazy metaphors for your problems, offer
brilliant solutions and say the very things that will make
you wonder how in the world you’d survive without her.
When God created her, extra doses of creative juices were
added to the concoction. Active Ingredient: Enormous
heart. Caution: Monette is magnetic. You may find yourself
spellbound to her charm, razor-sharp wit, blissful disposition
and infectious radiance. Also, in the event of watching a
movie with her, be prepared to hear her in-depth character
analyses and discussion of visual symbolism. Film genre
may range from slapstick comedy to profound art film by
a foreign director whose name you can barely pronounce.
Directions: Hug tight and do not let go until symptoms of
your sadness are gone. Dosage: Take as much as needed.
This humble sweetheart’s engaging smile may be addictive
but has absolutely no harmful side effects!