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Zachary Auburn is a writer and artist whose 'zines include an analysis of every outfit worn by
the Golden Girls in the first season, a Choose Your Own Adventure about a tortured relationship
(which Slate called a 'small masterpiece'), and a field guide to the aliens on Star Trek. He has
been profiled in the Portland Mercury, Catster magazine, and Utne Reader. Read more Excerpt.
© Reprinted by permission. All rights reserved. Chapter 1HOW TO TALK TO YOUR CAT
ABOUT GUN SAFETYDo I need to talk to my cat about gun safety?The first question many of you
will be asking is, “Do I really need to teach my cat about gun safety?― The answer is an
unequivocal “Yes!!!― The Constitution of the United States of America guarantees us the right
to own and operate firearms, and that is a right we must exercise in order to keep our country
healthy, lest our democracy atrophy. It is the duty of all American citizens—as well as their
cats—to be able to use and maintain a firearm. Citizens who cannot handle a gun safely are as
irresponsible and useless as citizens who do not own a gun at all. Americans and their homes are
under attack. It is impurrative that, in order to ensure the future security of our country, every man,
woman, child, and cat be able to defend our nation against the enemies of democracy.Do cats
really play with guns?Yes! Absolutely yes! Even a cursory search of the Internet will turn up
dozens of pictures of cats playing with guns, almost all handling them in an incredibly unsafe
manner. The pictures above and on page 7 are but a small sample—the tip of the iceberg—that
illustrates the very real danger posed by cats who are uneducated in the ways of gun safety.So my
cat finds a gun, whatâ€s the big deal?It is frequently said that curiosity killed the cat, but what is
often left unsaid is that the actual cause of death was the improper discharge of a firearm by a
poorly trained feline. Cats are inquisitive creatures, no doubt about it. They are going to explore
every nook and cranny of your home. And if you keep a firearm in your place of residence (which
you should), it is only a matter of time before your cat discovers it. Pawse for a meowment to think
about which scenario you would rather have play out:Your cat, never having seen or handled a
gun before, bats it around as if itâ€s just another toy or stuffed mouse, possibly discharging it in

the process?Or,Your cat, whom you have already talked to about how a firearm is a tool and not a
toy, and who has received extensive training on the proper handling of the weapon, discovers your
firearm and accords it the respect it is due?The answer should be as obvious as the whiskers on
your catâ€s face!Is it safe to own a gun if I have cats in my house?Pawsitively yes! A gun is a
tool, plain and simple. While it does have the potential to cause injury, the same is true of cleaning
chemicals, knives, and matches. It is only because of the